The Siege of Emon | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 78

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  • @armleg
    @armleg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3209

    Percy: "I have something to show you"
    Vex: "Uno Reverse"

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You were bamboozled

    • @k0pstl939
      @k0pstl939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@isaac8734 I'm sorry, but bam-boob-zled

    • @kylejennings5705
      @kylejennings5705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaac8734bam-boobs-led even

    • @goatelope7539
      @goatelope7539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahahahs

    • @Estarfigam
      @Estarfigam ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaac8734 how about bamg boobzled?

  • @DePieks
    @DePieks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2594

    Holy fuck. Nothing is funnier to me than Vox Machina desperately trying to come up with a plan for hooouuurs, and then this episode Kashaw just comes in like "all right assholes, this is how we're going to do it" and everybody just looks at him like "oh wow yeah I guess that's a great plan actually".

    • @Neutral_Tired
      @Neutral_Tired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      plays high wisdom better than anyone else in the party so far

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Neutral Tired he’s a way better tactician especially compared to Percy

    • @TheCrashunderride
      @TheCrashunderride 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      @@justadummy8076 Thats because Percy is a schemer, not a tactitian. He recognizes that in himself but hes also used to being the most educated in a room. He seemed all too happy to let an expert take the lead when their realm of expertise came into the forefront.

    • @ryanweaver3348
      @ryanweaver3348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funny, or suuuuuper annoying?
      If only it had been *just* Vox Machina, and not the Mighty Nein or whatever C3 ends up being called (since Bell's Hells sucks Bert's Squirts)

    • @trealosgaming3345
      @trealosgaming3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I get tired of them planning. Especially since they(scanlan) tends to try to find the least amount of work.

  • @Aarongorn
    @Aarongorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3824

    Kash: “Is there a weak point?”
    Scanlan: “Our plan.”
    Me: Laughs so hard I wake up my wife.

    • @sm3xym3xican76
      @sm3xym3xican76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      God that was too funny.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I love that Will Friedle comes back and instantly demonstrates strategy and tactical acumen that shows his talents were being squandered in Whitestone.

    • @vini_osabio7941
      @vini_osabio7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      For the next generations 1:16:30

    • @Aarongorn
      @Aarongorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vini_osabio7941 Thank you! I should have done that myself!

    • @thegogz
      @thegogz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was walking down the street listening on my headphones when this happened. A large group of teenagers just stared at nerdy me bursting laughing as I walked.

  • @kif1983
    @kif1983 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2612

    Their ability against the door at the end shows how much their power has grown. :P

    • @PeriwinkleSpazz
      @PeriwinkleSpazz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      ...xD Only if a grog is involved.

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      for the longest time doors have been their greatest enemy

    • @outrononeya
      @outrononeya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      L

    • @Xb47_NameThatWork
      @Xb47_NameThatWork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It took them 12 vestiges to do so

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Grog is the one who knocks...doors off their hinges. Hodor didn't stand a chance.

  • @kenmdrt
    @kenmdrt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4141

    I like to imagine whenever Grog and Pike are off-screen she's giving him reading lessons.

    • @BoiWonda02
      @BoiWonda02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      kenmdrt headcannon approved

    • @Dootteh318
      @Dootteh318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Wholesome AF

    • @siukong
      @siukong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I just picture something like this when imagining Grog trying to learn to read: th-cam.com/video/PQkGn9AI8ms/w-d-xo.html

    • @johnpsych96
      @johnpsych96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Awe that a cute thought I like to think grog is giving pike a lesson of how to be a monster!

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are supposed to imagine them walking with the party.

  • @TehLexinator
    @TehLexinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    They dropped a door in one hit? Thordak doesn't stand a chance.

    • @kuroneko1813
      @kuroneko1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      That was a good sign. Hopefully, lmao. One sworn enemy down. Another one to go

    • @paradoxsister
      @paradoxsister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      almost snorted out my coffee

    • @CommanderCH
      @CommanderCH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Two hits technically. Still a great achievement for them though.

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😄

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Good thing they collected all those Vestiges, otherwise they’d still be outside.

  • @raptureraven
    @raptureraven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    "Is there a weak point?"
    "Our plan!"

  • @stickginge
    @stickginge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4733

    I'm gonna call it now. Near the end of the fight where everyone is on deaths door, including Thordak, but he is about to win, from the shadows and flames around the fight will emerge the one who will save the world.....fatty arbuckle the second, holding a candle and Gern Blanston yelling "squeeze the candle fatty arbuckle" killing thordak and saving everyone

    • @QuesoCucuy
      @QuesoCucuy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      stickginge dude no spoilers

    • @cbeaird52
      @cbeaird52 8 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      stickginge Oh I would love for Gern to show up in a cameo, please!!!!

    • @sorashirobara5016
      @sorashirobara5016 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      yes! we need more gern

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Vox Machina are immortal. No matter how many times they are on death's door, we all know they'll never have the ability to open and cross it.

    • @silverackerman394
      @silverackerman394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      stickginge YES

  • @quinnsinclair7028
    @quinnsinclair7028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    It’s impressive how hard it is for Scanlan to start up a drug habit.

    • @BrentDnD
      @BrentDnD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This whole plot line of him trying to start up a drug addiction is really stupid. It's not funny at all. PCs are supposed to overcome bad character issues over the course of a campaign, not start them.

    • @ansatheatrocious6083
      @ansatheatrocious6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@BrentDnD IT IS A BIT

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Brent McPeek no this is perfect role playing. Scanlon is descending, he made a promise to a daughter he has only just met not to die, the way he would get over this usually, sex and drink, is somthing he can’t do anymore because it’s both how he ended in this situation but is also an example he doesn’t want to set for his daughter. He is not looking to become and addict, no one is wanting to be an addict. He has a low wisdom and thinks that maybe taking this substance will allow him to escape his own demons and issues for a while, maybe it will allow him a brief moment of escape. It is perfect storytelling of a characters journey trying through mental illness and trying to find his right path in a world he doesn’t think he belongs in. Sam has said that Scanolan suffers from depression and covers it up with his confident exterior and putting on a show while seeking validation in the arms of numerous women. You take away the sex you need to replace it. He is Russell brand in reverse, Russell went from drug addiction to sex addiction. Sam is just doing it the other way round. In the end it may be that Scanlons true path might not be with Vox Machina.

    • @MEGAmadmangaman5252
      @MEGAmadmangaman5252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@BrentDnD I'd have to disagree, it's a human quality. It's easy to play macho characters who always make the right decisions or even a broken character who becomes a fixed person comes relatively naturally. A character who when exposed to the horrors of the world (and in a standard campaign the world gets progressively more horrible) and responds with weakness and degeneration comes across far more complex.

    • @BrentDnD
      @BrentDnD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Ginric99 Understood. I can't disagree with that logic.

  • @coranbaker6401
    @coranbaker6401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2280

    Jarret's going to be the richest man on the planet with all the bonuses he's getting.

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      if he lives

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      He'll be even richer if he gets into his true calling as a dealer.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He evidently has to fight the Clasp for his piece... I'm sure he'll have no trouble, he seems like a badass!😁

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      forget about jarret, you better hope they gonna pay larkin as much as he deserves... poor guy went a long way to help them and then they just left him behind without any reward... i hope he is ok. :(

    • @averyofhousejade1176
      @averyofhousejade1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Darksnakemrniceguy 😂😂😂

  • @NinjaDeathSlap
    @NinjaDeathSlap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    Kash is just like 'how are any of you still alive and why does everyone keep putting you in charge of things?' and I am *here* for it.

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shock Shock it wasn’t for no reason it was because the dragon was flying out of reach of Yenk and was just going to attack him from afar with breath attack so yenk would die having not made a hit. So Vax attacked to try and force him down.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Ginric99 Your absolutely right and everyone wants to armchair quaterback. Especially ludicrous on the episode where Liam laments to the audience that it's only a damn game.

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kash. Absolute MVP!

    • @Dream146
      @Dream146 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This after spouting a terrible plan that would completely fail. How are you going to "hide your main attack" from an enemy force with hundreds of wyverns in the air reporting on your troop movements?

    • @emilymartin5418
      @emilymartin5418 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Dream146 With mages casting an illusion, the same way the armies marched undetected. Go spew your vitriol on another channel, bore.

  • @lottiestewart8918
    @lottiestewart8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4294

    There once was a man with a gun
    Who brooded too much to have fun
    So vex greeted him nude
    And seduced the old prude
    Whence his breeches were swiftly undone

    • @smOVERCOMINGITALL
      @smOVERCOMINGITALL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @mo0se_man
      @mo0se_man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Bravo

    • @thomasb2265
      @thomasb2265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      This is why poetry exists

    • @marceystarnes
      @marceystarnes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Two seconds later he shouts" I'm Done
      And now Vex is vexed
      she wishes she can hex

    • @RaiofLight
      @RaiofLight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      👏 That's a Natural 20 on Poetry 👏

  • @AuleileiMMA
    @AuleileiMMA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    kashaw is my favorite character now. he addressed every problem I had with the siege in 15 minutes lol

    • @KidoKoin
      @KidoKoin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Let's not overstate this. It is easy to pick on weak points in any plan. If it is a plan to fight an ancient dragon with his followers with time constraints and scarce information, using uneven and unorgonized alliance of desperate and unprepared people. As a big fan of military history i've felt, that his comments were valid, but not that important strategy-wise. They were not going to win this by varying angles and timing of probing attacks.

    • @benjaminZ20
      @benjaminZ20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rico Sandard i concur

    • @Turd_Rocket
      @Turd_Rocket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      It's more baffling to me that, before Kashaw spoke up, like the only member of Vox Machina who wanted to contact the armies was Scanlan. Literally everybody else seemed insistent, INSISTENT that they NOT communicate with their allies AT ALL. Holy fucking shit. I was so annoyed that they were just like "Yeah, we don't need to meet up with them. Just let them attack while we go around the back." Goddamn. This is a war people! They're all looking to you. Offer at least the appearance of guidance. 😖
      Kashaw prevented massive defeat and slaughter in my opinion.
      I appreciate that Vox Machina are all human and thus flawed, their desperate attempts to save the world in this scenario makes that no more apparent. How they're not heroes, they're just talented people who ended up shouldering this burden for the betterment of the world, whether they like it or not. It makes for a great story, how they often second guess themselves and end up shotgunning a lot of things recklessly.
      But that doesn't mean they don't get on my nerves some times. 🤣

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@KidoKoin It's also easy to make a plan that doesn't involve 40 minute of pissing in your hand.

    • @christopherbacon1077
      @christopherbacon1077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Turd_Rocket It makes sense though. They're used to working as a single, small unit, not ordering vast armies. Their entire focus is small unit tactics, not larger strategies

  • @totem91
    @totem91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Wow, poor Percy walked right into that one.
    Suave vs naked, naked wins every time.
    1:57:33

    • @cj719521
      @cj719521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totem PsyClinic literally.

    • @NightcrawlerofR
      @NightcrawlerofR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Allan Hill I mean when the end goal requires people to remove their clothes..

    • @ThePandemic101
      @ThePandemic101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, it really does. lmfao

    • @Emcee_Coin
      @Emcee_Coin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The naked man, works 2/3 times

    • @w0rmfarts
      @w0rmfarts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Emcee_Coin was that a how i met your mother joke?

  • @jeromel-g7051
    @jeromel-g7051 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    2023 gang repost
    3:00 - Brody Slater
    15:48 - Recap Begins
    20:18 - Get it all out there
    28:18 - Keyleth is VERY familiar
    33:08 - AMAZING Keyleth roll
    36:10 - Scanlan needs to talk to Jarret
    38:20 - Vex visits Zahra
    41:50 - Kiki visits Kash (46:48 resolution)
    48:25 - Scanlan visits Jarret (52:55 - HA!)
    1:03:02 - Vax talks to Gilmore
    1:12:55 - Zahra’s Wisecrack
    1:13:45 - “The Plan” as told by Scanlan
    1:14:54 - Commander Kash #1 (covers all bases)
    1:16:26 - The one weak point
    1:22:55 - Pike, the easy answer
    1:27:25 - The “Elite Swat Team Taskforce
    1:25:37 - Commander Kash #2: Back at it again
    1:33:38 - Kash reminds Vex
    1:37:50 - Sam aerating wine irl !!
    1:54:00 - Keyleth introduces Vax to her father (1:56:22 he was waiting)
    1:57:40 - Vexcy
    1:59:26 - break - 2:18:11
    2:23:10 - Kash v Vax
    2:26:00 - Liam’s friendly reminder to everyone
    2:40:57 - Commander Kash #3: The direct approach
    2:53:03 - Dale?!
    3:00:38 - Percy’s conscience is …
    3:21:32 - Age old joke
    3:21:57 - Twin Rollz
    3:29:45 - V. Useful Nat 20 (Scanlan)
    3:53:08 - “Welcome to Hentai”

    • @mobiasjoe2807
      @mobiasjoe2807 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bump

    • @m4gs.
      @m4gs. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Flando would be proud

    • @mit_irwin
      @mit_irwin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Herooooo!!!!

    • @charlesboots6508
      @charlesboots6508 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bumping timestamps.

    • @VervainHelsdottir
      @VervainHelsdottir 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank youuuuuu

  • @lvcsslacker
    @lvcsslacker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    Gilmore: Be pleased....;)
    everyone: *melts into puddle*

    • @Nuhuhuh9000
      @Nuhuhuh9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dead prophet did I ask?

    • @Nuhuhuh9000
      @Nuhuhuh9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gay “little” puddle headass ight homie thanks for letting us know.

    • @TSTheReaper
      @TSTheReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Gilmore is so far Matt's sexiest NPC

    • @pfogg1
      @pfogg1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Beep beep.

    • @thebrokenhandle7691
      @thebrokenhandle7691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Scottie Glover I think you meant victor.

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    "Wait are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop. Are you a cop?"
    - Actually he *is* a cop of Whitestone at the moment.

    • @christopherbacon1077
      @christopherbacon1077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's gotten to the point that whenever Sam is trying to be what he thinks is funny I just skip over

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@christopherbacon1077 your loss, but, thanks for sharing that with us

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@christopherbacon1077 Im sorry for whatever killed off your sense of himoqr.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not everybody enjoys all senses of humour. It's subjective though I disagree with your assessment Christopher. I enjoyed Tal insisting on calling that myth out for what it is though.

    • @wolvo5441
      @wolvo5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ... do you spice?

  • @eruduma
    @eruduma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Rewatching this again and an underrated moment that I keep smiling about is 2:23:24 when Vax notices that his beloved sister smells suspiciously like black powder...

    • @WinryWinchester
      @WinryWinchester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That's really cute thanks.

    • @egyptcraze
      @egyptcraze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      also Percy's sneaky comment of 'it really isnt' when vax jokes that fighting both of them is the same, really

    • @eruduma
      @eruduma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      egyptcraze At least Marisha picked up on that. Love it.

    • @SuperGoose42
      @SuperGoose42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      New perfume for men, black powder

    • @DimaJeydar
      @DimaJeydar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Also at 3:03:41 after Vex refers to Percy as “darling”, Vax picks up on it and watches them for a few moments.

  • @Dragonatrix
    @Dragonatrix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    Man I gotta say, Travis and ESPECIALLY Ashley are lookin pretty different this episode.

    • @grimreefer4110
      @grimreefer4110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Whoa... It's lotus...
      Iv been using your critical role playlist for years

    • @Nonofyourbussiness15
      @Nonofyourbussiness15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I've been using your playlist to thank you!

    • @Dootteh318
      @Dootteh318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A DM did it

    • @guidetoanything
      @guidetoanything 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ashley is looking notably less cute but very sexy instead, maybe she had her makeup done again?

    • @themardbard9096
      @themardbard9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly, I'd say Travis looks way more different. He's never been as jacked as he is in this episode.

  • @DCabbagefarm
    @DCabbagefarm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    I love Will and Mary, they fit in so incredibly seamlessly with the regular cast. Also I thought Marisha was really on point in terms of comedy this episode, like when she stammered through trying to get Kash to come along, and excitedly showing off all the details of her home village

    • @BrentDnD
      @BrentDnD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Marisha's "comedy" was easily the most annoying thing about this episode.

    • @toof987
      @toof987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@BrentDnD I didn't mind her this episode

    • @estate873
      @estate873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@BrentDnD I mean she's exercising her character PERFECTLY, so even if it wasn't funny to you the fact that she did exactly what you'd expect the character to is refreashing

    • @honeysuckel1351
      @honeysuckel1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@BrentDnD booooooo

    • @tkthetank
      @tkthetank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Will and Mary are by far my favorite guest PCs. They would fit perfectly as fulltime members.

  • @DarthRioBarbossa
    @DarthRioBarbossa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Every time Liam does his Grog voice, I look up expecting to see Travis showing up in the video. He is FRIGHTENINGLY good at that.

    • @gorillaenjoyer871
      @gorillaenjoyer871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It’s like they’re voice actors or something

    • @jonnysquirrels
      @jonnysquirrels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@gorillaenjoyer871 it would be cool if they were. Liam should give it a try!

    • @nataliepeters8459
      @nataliepeters8459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Taliesin and Liam both do an amazing Grog 😂

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not that hard. It's a deep cockney accent

    • @als2480
      @als2480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gorillaenjoyer871 holy shit really?!/j

  • @CountryMusicMann
    @CountryMusicMann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Thanks to Chloe Rose:
    3:00 - Brody Slater
    15:48 - Recap Begins
    20:18 - Get it all out there
    28:18 - Keyleth is VERY familiar
    33:08 - AMAZING Keyleth roll
    36:10 - Scanlan needs to talk to Jarret
    38:20 - Vex visits Zahra
    41:50 - Kiki visits Kash (46:48 resolution)
    48:25 - Scanlan visits Jarret (52:55 - HA!)
    1:03:02 - Vax talks to Gilmore
    1:12:55 - Zahra’s Wisecrack
    1:13:45 - “The Plan” as told by Scanlan
    1:14:54 - Commander Kash #1 (covers all bases)
    1:16:26 - The one weak point
    1:22:55 - Pike, the easy answer
    1:27:25 - The “Elite Swat Team Taskforce
    1:25:37 - Commander Kash #2: Back at it again
    1:33:38 - Kash reminds Vex
    1:37:50 - Sam aerating wine irl !!
    1:54:00 - Keyleth introduces Vax to her father (1:56:22 he was waiting)
    1:57:40 - Vexcy
    1:59:26 - break - 2:18:11
    2:23:10 - Kash v Vax
    2:26:00 - Liam’s friendly reminder to everyone
    2:40:57 - Commander Kash #3: The direct approach
    2:53:03 - Dale?!
    3:00:38 - Percy’s conscience is …
    3:21:32 - Age old joke
    3:21:57 - Twin Rollz
    3:29:45 - V. Useful Nat 20 (Scanlan)
    3:53:08 - “Welcome to Hentai”

    • @AriadneS
      @AriadneS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice! Best timestamps here! :D

    • @owlpear
      @owlpear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Signal boost.

    • @myabella7104
      @myabella7104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      3:00:38 this is way funnier after search for grog (lose a limb)

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bump!

    • @eyelesscargo9952
      @eyelesscargo9952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks

  • @stanwolford9743
    @stanwolford9743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    2:53:04 "Dale!?" - Kashaw A hilarious scene of improvisational comedy.

    • @AstrumG2V
      @AstrumG2V 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      mde me SO happy xD Improvisation at its finest, "YES MAN!"

    • @N7AslansHobbit_Ry
      @N7AslansHobbit_Ry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What was that about? Referencing something? I was so confused but still laughed.

    • @NothingYouHaventReadBefore
      @NothingYouHaventReadBefore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      iAmiCaniWill I'm pretty sure it's really just improv.

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@N7AslansHobbit_Ry amm..awfully sorry to answer after such a long time, but it was probably improv based on Matt scene description "some looks at you with recognition" something like that, don't remember exact words, but Matt obviously meant the group but Will joined the fun

  • @matthewstorm4135
    @matthewstorm4135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    I am imagining Percy and Vax bumping into each other as they respectively leave Vex’s and Keyleth’s rooms.

    • @spenceroneil4747
      @spenceroneil4747 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The show needs that one to happen hahaha

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      In that instance, you do not make eye contact _at all_ and just pass each other without a word

    • @WhitneyHempsey
      @WhitneyHempsey ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The dual walk of shame 😂

    • @thatweirdgirl8466
      @thatweirdgirl8466 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@WhitneyHempseyduel wall of fame* then bumping into your teammate, going “oh shit” then avoiding eye contact while speed walking of shame away 😂

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@spenceroneil4747 It did X)

  • @FrumpybutSuperSmart
    @FrumpybutSuperSmart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    Mary and Will are so excellent and they play their characters to perfection. I wish they could always be here.

    • @partingofways
      @partingofways 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Caer Ibormeith they really are. They were a bit wary and unsure the first game but they've really grown.

    • @animek22x
      @animek22x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      They're amazing! Mary clearly has done a lot of research, and Will is just an acidic bundle of joy as Kash.

    • @toof987
      @toof987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed, I love them both.

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mary was going to be, she was invited to join the original campaign long before the stream but decided not to for reasons various.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it is a shame. And even larger rotating cast, in a West Marches style game, could have been kind of cool. But as it is D&D, DMs and Matt Mercer unfortunately have their limits. And I wouldn't want to have to choose between them and the cast we do have.

  • @pyrosalsa
    @pyrosalsa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    47:13 Taliesin grabs Marisha's coffee, takes a sip, turns to her, and says, "Can I have some coffee?" xDDDDD

    • @kaelryder3565
      @kaelryder3565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Didn't notice until you pointed it out.

    • @cameronwebster6271
      @cameronwebster6271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      still the best part of the first hr. coffee addict much. hahaha

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      reminds of the time marisha got a snack, and while sitting down orion took a bite, i hoped it was to troll her....
      was waiting the entire rest of the episode for her to go for a bite, notice already some gone, and be like "huh? dafuq?".... never saw her even touching it xP im still *DISAPPOINTED*

    • @BurnTheNuance
      @BurnTheNuance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Darksnakemrniceguy She probably didn't touch it because of that.

    • @Josh_D78
      @Josh_D78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Darksnake12345 mrniceguy I have don’t like to share food with anyone so I can totally understand why she wouldn’t touch it after he took a bite out of it

  • @nicholasware446
    @nicholasware446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2679

    Listening to Kash is such a ride. He starts talking strategy and you're like "Oh, cool, he's reasonable." Then he's like, "I'm asking if we can make a phalanx" and you're like, "Shit this guy knows what's UP." and then he says something in his characteristic smartass tone and you bust a gut laughing. Great performance.

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      sorry someone mentioning "phalanx" while being on the offensive side of a siege, does not really tell you that he knows whats up... quite the opposite.

    • @veleho3874
      @veleho3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@Darksnakemrniceguy How exactly? Phalanxes have been used offensively with great success and they are not completely immobile like people tend to think, but instead capable of pushing forward

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@veleho3874 you do not use phalanx in a charge on a defensive structure...
      they are vulnerable to attacks from above, slow, and difficult to maneuver.
      once the charge towards the walls is over, and you are within the city walls, then phalanx is a viable option of slow advance with high defensive capabilities... but not a go too attack formation in a siege.
      in the initial charge you will want to use a testudo, or a wide spread formation.
      force your way through the walls, and inside maybe a phalanx could work depending on what you encounter...
      but if someone says "we attack the walled city with a phalanx" and people think that guy knows whats up just because he used a few strategic buzz words, im just going to be smh...

    • @SwagbitoUchiha
      @SwagbitoUchiha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Darksnakemrniceguy [Laughs in Helm's Deep]

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@SwagbitoUchiha not sure what you mean by that :P but now that you mention it helms deep is a good example.
      the urukai got into position, then charged the walls in mass without formation for quick movement, if they would have used a phalanx then it would have been silly... slow movement and tight formation would simply result in a increased loss of numbers in that moment.
      the gate was approached with a testudo formation since it was a narrow path and couldnt be charged in mass anyway.
      once the walls were breached they got into a phalanx to prepare for the counter charge by the elves.
      overall their attack was tactically solid, unlike Kash's tactic of wanting their phalanx troops to attack a fortified position, if he really knew "whats up" he would have asked for a testudo first.

  • @jeremyprinzen5954
    @jeremyprinzen5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Vox Machina in their planning: "Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What're we waiting for?"
    Kashaw: No, *THIS* time we're going to do this my way!

  • @marvinjosephagor9493
    @marvinjosephagor9493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "Isn't that the secret to adulthood? That we're all winging it?"
    This is *the* most encouraging thing I've heard so far.

    • @withintheshyness
      @withintheshyness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Put that on a T-shirt

    • @mapache-ehcapam
      @mapache-ehcapam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish I could wing it as good as them

    • @Tijggie82
      @Tijggie82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And true

    • @shrubert
      @shrubert ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came to this realisation maybe five years ago and it literally changed my entire outlook on life.

    • @csn583
      @csn583 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only cure to imposter complex is realizing and accepting that we all are. (And be kind to all involved.)

  • @BE02Raziel
    @BE02Raziel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    This is why Kashaw is in charge of training people at the garrison.

    • @kindle1951
      @kindle1951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He can smack both your bullshit and his facts straight in your face at the same time but also very constructive and precise.

    • @d4n4nable
      @d4n4nable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was tactically weak.

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@d4n4nable And yet better than the whole of Vox Machina. Says a lot about them, lol

  • @Figgy5119
    @Figgy5119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    I wish Travis had been there for Vex answering her door for Percy since he's the biggest Perc'halia shipper XD

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I was going to say the same thing. Would have loved his reaction. Can totally see him jumping up and down 😆

    • @taRomi93
      @taRomi93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Dude, the first thing I thought as I just saw the segment and literally just went to the comment section to se whether anyone else had commented that :D before even going further :D

    • @_giddy
      @_giddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@taRomi93 same lol

    • @pgmr6304
      @pgmr6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lmao for someone who was throughout campaign 2 saying he doesnt like romance in his dnd characters he is a massive shipper just in general.

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Still curious why he's such a huge shipper of his wife's character and another dudes lol

  • @drewbunker
    @drewbunker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    "Vox Machina, swearing they'll call you back."
    Mighty Nein, constantly calling while you're on the toilet.

    • @gjnbjj
      @gjnbjj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You pooping?

    • @procrastinator99
      @procrastinator99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@gjnbjj DO DODODODOO DOOO DONUTS!

    • @shawnawilliamson5321
      @shawnawilliamson5321 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@procrastinator99 hiiiii it's meee Jester how are you doing

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...anyway, I eventually get to the point.

  • @SuperRandomneZ
    @SuperRandomneZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    "What's the weakpoint?" "Our plan!"

  • @MonarchsFactory
    @MonarchsFactory 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    Will's such a quick thinker, it's delightful to watch, every time.

    • @sleddog3092
      @sleddog3092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      MonarchsFactory if only keyleth could be so smart

    • @sleepinbelle9627
      @sleepinbelle9627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Woo yeah! Unnecessary hate for others! Woo! Screw positivity! Make things negative! Yeaaaaaaah!!

    • @KruizCo
      @KruizCo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      ...... But i like keyleth......

    • @sleepinbelle9627
      @sleepinbelle9627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      If you like Keyleth then you're clearly enjoying the show wrong, come back when you've mastered unbridled hatred

    • @CasualKarma
      @CasualKarma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You made me spit out my breakfast in laughter.

  • @evanpb
    @evanpb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    It's really interesting how Laura's posture so drastically changes when she goes in and out of character, literally embodying Vex.

    • @jlog3540
      @jlog3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I mean, voiceacting isnt just your voice , you somtimes have change your posture to do a voice properly.

    • @RoninXDarknight
      @RoninXDarknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is one of the reasons I consider her the best actress of the party (and they're all really good): most of them get in character and stay there because it takes them a bit to do so but Laura can turn it off and on in the blink of an eye.
      Honestly, she's so good at this I'd love to see her DM a campaign.
      Of course with her fantastically filthy mind it would probably be a full blown tentacle hentai adventure about as far from SFW as one could possibly get so I fear this hope shall never come to pass...🤣

    • @davidcurry5240
      @davidcurry5240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s a great tool for DM’ing multiple NPC’s as well. I have physical cues next to some of my NPC notes to help me get into those characters on the fly

    • @righteousrawb7225
      @righteousrawb7225 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

    • @elmencos3335
      @elmencos3335 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@davidcurry5240yeah, I mean you can see it on Matt all the time. He leans back and squint his eyes to play the Sun Tree, he raises one eyebrow and sort of twists his mouth to give Gilmore his sauciness, he almost closes one eye and really opens the other and juts his chin out for Victor's insanity, etc.

  • @darkecofreak23
    @darkecofreak23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Mary: (singsong) I can’t wait for the artwork!
    Oh, believe me, Mary, they’ve been churning that kind out for SOME time.

    • @frubarox2
      @frubarox2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where it at tho

    • @kagato23
      @kagato23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@frubarox2 if you have to ask, you aren't ready.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Internet Rule 34: If it exists on the internet…

  • @LegendaryLancer
    @LegendaryLancer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    2:52:57 What an amazing bit. The only thing I think could make it better is if Mercer had said that "Anne" had run away with a gnome bard years before...

    • @arwo1143
      @arwo1143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LegendaryLancer it took me like 5 minutes to get that XP

  • @AlexDoge20
    @AlexDoge20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Vex/Laura being an absolute badass when opening the door to Percy was so, so good. So perfectly in character, completely owning the situation and forcing Percy/Talisen to react rather than be in control - so good :')

    • @nataliepeters8459
      @nataliepeters8459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I loved her putting him in his place so much 😂😏

    • @Alirosa937
      @Alirosa937 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      so good I think it's why they work so well together as characters

    • @gavinbailey36
      @gavinbailey36 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This one is courage, we start with this one first. I loved that line

  • @amandadube156
    @amandadube156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2280

    episode 78: the one where vex finally gets to see Percy's gun

    • @jesterericv2
      @jesterericv2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Make sure it's fully... "cocked"... For the battle to come.
      To ensure the barrel is cleared.
      To manipulate the cylinder.
      To pull his hammer back.
      To fondle his bullets.
      To do her own "tinkering" check.
      To see if it'll back fire on a nat 1.
      To see if she's in for some "bad news"
      To see why he calls it a "pepper box".
      And finally.... To write her name on the barrel.

    • @AFLoneWolf
      @AFLoneWolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      You forgot "To let the Hunter Mark her prey."

    • @jesterericv2
      @jesterericv2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Or that Vex finally gets to see Percy's "Trinkets".

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      ...and Percy gets to see vex's trinkets. (Thank you!)

    • @jesterericv2
      @jesterericv2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      gjaddajg close.... very close... lol

  • @Draezeth
    @Draezeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I love Percy's naming conventions.
    Son: Daddy, why is my sister named Hope?
    Percy: Oh, well that's because she was born shortly after we thwarted a world-ending threat, and her birth symbolized the hope we had that the world would recover.
    Son: Oh, thanks daddy!
    Percy: You're welcome, Unforeseen Consequence!

  • @mattball8622
    @mattball8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Kash is an absolute gift of a character. Acerbic, pragmatic, damaged and with a streak of humanity that keeps him grounded. Flawless.

    • @namewarvergeben
      @namewarvergeben 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And when he's not in planning-mode he's so warm and pleasant! Planning-Kashaw really needs to do some breathing-exercises.

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolute MVP!

  • @madcap830
    @madcap830 8 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    1:57:30 The moment Perc'alia fans simultaneously hyper-ventilated and fainted...

    • @ClassMRule
      @ClassMRule 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      gunna have to take a quick bathroom break

    • @darkecofreak23
      @darkecofreak23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Sam’s reaction is all our reactions. Jaw-dropping stunned silence.

    • @Pluveus
      @Pluveus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      This scene is literally why Percy and Vex are perfect for each other. Also Marisha's reaction is the best summary of it.

    • @zanebruce2546
      @zanebruce2546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It's a real shame Travis wasn't on set for this as the biggest Perc'alia shipper

    • @apollosungod8
      @apollosungod8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hyper-VEXtilated, two years late

  • @jft4820
    @jft4820 8 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "HA!" - Some guy somewhere in the studio

    • @marxistbatman7099
      @marxistbatman7099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I actually really love hearing people in the background laugh. Idk why tho lol.

    • @rhondacumbo7356
      @rhondacumbo7356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@marxistbatman7099 Probably because hearing the sound of people loving their jobs is so unusual.

  • @Diskest
    @Diskest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Love how kash was apparently a master strategist and they just had him as an errand boy all this time

    • @DaddyWarCrimes78
      @DaddyWarCrimes78 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not a master. Just a professional soldier with a basic idea of how medieval warfare works. Pretty much any sellsword in the setting should have the same experience and expertise. Grog was raised by reavers, but that's really the extent of the party's instruction in warfare beyond being thrust into battles.

  • @Eszra
    @Eszra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    2:53:00 Kash see's an old friend. (Will pretty much glitches Matt. I mean look at his face, the wires have no idea where to go! Twice!)

  • @lucasgruber8509
    @lucasgruber8509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Officially in love with Mary, that hentai joke had me in tears. Such a cool person and it is truly a shame that she isn’t a permanent member of the group. It’s always enjoyable to have her and Will on the show.

    • @SocialistSadako
      @SocialistSadako 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They need to kick marisha out and replace her with mary. So much cooler and smarter and wiser and fun to watch.

    • @CatOfTheCannals
      @CatOfTheCannals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U wasn't expecting such culture from Mary lol

    • @JameSeraphim
      @JameSeraphim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@SocialistSadako man, episode after episode you're talking shit. Here's Ana again, to spread her negativity.

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@JameSeraphim No clue why Ana watches this show, because they evidently hate it.

    • @Jonslondon
      @Jonslondon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SocialistSadako Delete your TH-cam account please, and stay away from people in general.

  • @constanttwilight7053
    @constanttwilight7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    First time watching C1 and when Mary came on I was so happy. Matt saying 'Zara you here a knock at your door' and Mary responding offscreen was just wonderful

  • @antonionunez3759
    @antonionunez3759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Liam and Laura two actors that pretends to be brother and sister in the game and also acts it out in real life. :-) :-) 3:25:44 Love them both!!

  • @4D4plus4is4D8
    @4D4plus4is4D8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    2:27:25 - Even the crew can't tell the twins apart - they wanted to show the two people sparring's character cards, and they accidentally pulled up Vex instead of Vax :)

  • @thenobleraven3883
    @thenobleraven3883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Man I wish I coulda seen travis’ face during Laura/vex’s power play XP

  • @Gender_Ascender
    @Gender_Ascender 8 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "Is there a weak point?"
    Scan: "Our plan."
    Holy shit I love you, you jackass bard.

  • @The_Lag_Monster
    @The_Lag_Monster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "Is there a weak point?" -Kashaw
    "Our plan" -Scanlan 😂

  • @LongLiveHumour
    @LongLiveHumour 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    When Laura said "PerCY?" I accidentally inhaled my sandwich.

  • @OrphanHart
    @OrphanHart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    A giant, dead dragon should solve the hunger problems for a long time right? I'm assuming the meat would be frozen and shared for future dragon burgers. Or Vox Machina can open up a McThordak's and make some platinum on the side as the next arc. Anyone who messes with them will have to deal with cashiers wearing dragon armor and wielding vestiges. I'd watch it.

    • @joshyboy1983
      @joshyboy1983 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      McThordak.....Has a nice ring to it.

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      not sure if dragon meat is edible

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, as Liam likes to say, "It's a game."

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Considering that freezers are not a middle-age convenience, that might be easier said than done

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They have bags of colding and ice magics. I'm sure it could be done.

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    So Kash likes nobody except Zahra and the legendary DALE!

    • @tedcole9730
      @tedcole9730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Man, that improv scene between Matt (Dale) and Will (Kash) was awesome in it's simplicity. Vox Machina were all "Whhhhhaaat the F is going on here??? I think we've been upstaged!!"

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was expecting a DO IT FOR DALE.

    • @grayshard
      @grayshard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Z is there? I'm in."
      To be fair, I think that would be most people's reaction to the Major.

    • @dalecraig5446
      @dalecraig5446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tedcole9730 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @WadeWilsonKPop
      @WadeWilsonKPop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dalecraig5446 *....DALE?!*

  • @Kewryn
    @Kewryn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    At this point Will and Mary are my favorite guest players.
    Don't get me wrong: all the guests left an impression one way or another, but Keshaw and Zahra just seem to fit in with VM neatly... only Gern was on that level wackiness, but unlike Will and Mary his characters was basically just for laughs, while Kesh and Zahra can be serious and deep.

  • @ansmith2588
    @ansmith2588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    3:03:44 First watch-through, wonder if anyone noticed "Vax" noticing the "of course darling..."

  • @amandadube156
    @amandadube156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Do you guys remember how the K'varn story ark seemed to drag on forever?... That was only like, 12 episodes! In my mind it's as long as the chroma conclave, but this story ark has been going on for neary 40!!!

    • @FacelessJester351
      @FacelessJester351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      To be fair, the Chroma Conclave involved a lot of different sub-arks for each dragon/barbarian/vestige/etc. that makes it seem like it's a lot of little stories instead on one huge trek.

    • @Warriorten10
      @Warriorten10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The K'varn arc in game only goes on for maybe a week or two . The Conclave attacked Emon around two months ago

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I never got a "drag on" feeling from K'varn. I did get it from the Conclave, but at least I was expecting it and it was still fun.

    • @reubenwestmaas8846
      @reubenwestmaas8846 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Yeah, I am definitely getting a *dragon* feeling from the Conclave too.

    • @lukewardak1428
      @lukewardak1428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Reuben Westmaas Eyyyyy!

  • @zoedilks9798
    @zoedilks9798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Kash with the battle strategy is just Grog with a 17 Intelligence

  • @otakugirl5512
    @otakugirl5512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Oh, I SO wish Travis was here for the “I open the door completely naked” bit, he would’ve been SCREAMING 😂

    • @Whiskypapa
      @Whiskypapa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean, they are all just RPing. Vax and Keyleth didn’t really bring out too many “out of character” reactions from Matt.
      He did however have a bit of fun pushing the Kash relation after Vax and Keyleth was a confirmed item, just to be a dick to Marisha. :)
      I’d suspect Travis would react like the Parks and Rec Andy Dwyer meme where he’s just having a mix of smiling and “oh shiiiiiiet”

    • @RoninXDarknight
      @RoninXDarknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Whiskypapa I'm kinda picturing a mix of Travis' reaction when Percy bestowed a title on Vex with his reaction when it looked like Grog's actions were going to cost Vex her beloved broom 🤣

    • @friskybitzboi
      @friskybitzboi ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@WhiskypapaI think it was OP’s point that Travis loves the Percy and Vex moments

    • @ViolentValentine
      @ViolentValentine ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least he was there for bathtub shenanigans

  • @caffeinesystem
    @caffeinesystem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "In all fairness, dragons bring change." I love Kashaw. So much.

    • @caffeinesystem
      @caffeinesystem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "You went to SCHOOL?"
      Welp, folks, we just had our first PC permadeath. Keyleth failed 3 death saving throws and her corpse instantly vaporized.

    • @fortelilac6522
      @fortelilac6522 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this comment as I heard that line. Eerie

  • @hmmurdockofids
    @hmmurdockofids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    "This is Vax. He came with me."
    *Laura giggles*

    • @bishop6218
      @bishop6218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Vex's mind : "Multiple times..."

    • @BBTManiac
      @BBTManiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      was looking for this, was gonna like it but you're at 69 likes. Thought it appropriate.

    • @brandonfaughn3096
      @brandonfaughn3096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes...yes he did. lol

    • @kharolyneholler2518
      @kharolyneholler2518 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I giggle too then look a Laura and was like...DONT LAURA

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In more ways than one.

  • @Kitsune-Chaos
    @Kitsune-Chaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Will's abilities as a master battle tactician really shine through during the "planning". Major props.

  • @bellareichardt1733
    @bellareichardt1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Laura’s joke “but then I took an arrow to the knee” SENT me. She’s really earning her place as a VO in Skyrim

    • @Gyrmyth
      @Gyrmyth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Video-fk3tg -_-

    • @shelbykutil9743
      @shelbykutil9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I found out she played Serana I screamed!

    • @ashleyreid155
      @ashleyreid155 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@shelbykutil9743THIS COMMENT is how I found out!! I screeched

    • @SeanBridges-p8z
      @SeanBridges-p8z 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@shelbykutil9743 "..............SONOVA*bleep*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-(signal lost due to equipment destruction)" Real talk, though, I am so angry with myself that I never checked the credits reel for actors' names. It was so hard to make the right choice by letting her choose for herself, you know? Yet also so worth it to see her be happy with who and what she is when you see her next, no matter which choice she makes.🥲

  • @smOVERCOMINGITALL
    @smOVERCOMINGITALL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    This perc'ahlia interaction was PERFECTLY timed.

  • @stevesmith5883
    @stevesmith5883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Vax calling Raishan "green bean" is like the Mighty Nein caling the Folding Halls of Halas "the happy fun ball".

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or like Jester calling Trent Ikithon "Mr. Icky Thong"

  • @mmbaszak5028
    @mmbaszak5028 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Percy apologizing Vex for taking money to repair his guns and she just goes 'Darling...' awwww

  • @jnm92
    @jnm92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Kash: Coherent simple strategy
    Vox Machina: Woahhhhhhhhhh

  • @Mewchu14
    @Mewchu14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    “I want to be a cow”
    Mary’s watched the whole show. Amazing.

  • @scottshaw8864
    @scottshaw8864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    "You went to school?!" Best line of the entire show.

  • @JediJJ24
    @JediJJ24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    Matt: “Keyleth and Kashaw are walking 6 feet apart.”
    Me in 2020: Way to practice that social distancing guys!

    • @carleta-dobu
      @carleta-dobu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just lost my shit reading this

    • @efriammarizan5337
      @efriammarizan5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same with sam and the blonde wig now that he bleached his hair

    • @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag
      @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me in slightly later 2020: hope you're 6 feet under the surface of the ground

    • @faithfulaxel
      @faithfulaxel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they were practicing this before it was cool

    • @purplethenumber6185
      @purplethenumber6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They were

  • @wintermoons1215
    @wintermoons1215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    The entire tail end of Percy and Cassandra's conversation around the 1 hour mark I was shouting at my screen "HUG YOUR SISTER RIGHT NOW PERCY! HUG HER! YOU MIGHT BE WALKING TO YOUR DEATH, YOU HUG YOUR SISTER!". I wish Vax had seen the end of that talk and dragged Percy back into the room to make him be a proper brother.

    • @wintermoons1215
      @wintermoons1215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Also, poor Gilmore got all dressed up in his Sunday battle best and no one noticed!

    • @arachnophilegrrl
      @arachnophilegrrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They are playing the DeRolo family as very... British Aristocracy, in that regard. I love it.

    • @RukiaTaichou
      @RukiaTaichou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      As I'm watching this years later, I'd still like to also voice my opinion on this scene.
      All that time Percy is talking to Cas, I'm thinking he's going to hug her. When no such thing happened, I facepalmed and thought, 'oh right, boys don't show affection much. So my reaction is totally as a girl.' So my thought went on to go, 'Cas go hug your bro!' LOL

    • @gabriellemickelson2029
      @gabriellemickelson2029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Actually, Percy specifically says, "We didn't touch in my family." in Episode 23 when Tiberius tries to hug him. So it would be weird for any DeRolo to initiate a hug.

    • @Anthony-ef7bl
      @Anthony-ef7bl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@gabriellemickelson2029
      Wow good memory! You've got a point.

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Zahra and Kash staying behind to give an opening was heartbreaking. They better make it through this!

  • @DeathHawk31
    @DeathHawk31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I'm like 2/3 through the video and realized there are like 5 or 6 NPCs Matt has to keep track of at all times and 2 not there right now player characters he also has to keep track of, kudos to you Matt

  • @Souumnomedeconta
    @Souumnomedeconta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Kashaw was on fire this episode. I hope he doesn't catch on fire anytime soon.

    • @Dutchofclass
      @Dutchofclass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      yeaaaaaaaaaaah your Kash is on fiiiiiiiiire (sorry had to be done)

    • @jameslorentz8048
      @jameslorentz8048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ANNNNNNNNNNND SOOOOOOOOOO where the spells that transpired

    • @benw5265
      @benw5265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You guys are my heroes.

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      his armor has fire resistance anyway so its fine

    • @antuanlemon484
      @antuanlemon484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like this is a spoiler but I’ll probably forget

  • @desirayhowes2659
    @desirayhowes2659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Keyleth and Vax's relationship was so slow and is so innocent and then there's Percy and Vex who just went straight for it no hesitation

    • @DrMythosQC
      @DrMythosQC ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well TBF Keyleth was hesitant at first in their relationship, whereas Percy and Vex both new what they wanted. It’s been a different kind of slow burn.

    • @rishastark3960
      @rishastark3960 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Vax and Keyleth act like they're middle schoolers. Vex and Percy - like they're in mid thirties, no time for drama😂

    • @jwktiger05
      @jwktiger05 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@rishastark3960Vex has hinted at her feelings for Percy for at least 40 episodes. In the Echo tree her heart "Belongs to someone else".
      It was a college relationship and Vex was dropping all the hint for Percy to make a move, when he did she went full steam ahead.

  • @AmarothEng
    @AmarothEng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Liam screaming into the camera "THIS IS A GAME!!!" might be one of my most favorite moments with CR ever :D

    • @nolanb4004
      @nolanb4004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes

    • @christenh359
      @christenh359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:25:49 timestamp for everyone

    • @DJcs187
      @DJcs187 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And after his speech proceeds to just cheat in the next episode and take 3 more luck anyway. Meh.

  • @xqual1210
    @xqual1210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Mary is such a little cutie. You can tell she is such a fan of the show, and eventhough she's there you can see her smiling at everything and enjoying being there so much.
    If she's not part of Campaign 2 imma cry

  • @EzraColdsGarage
    @EzraColdsGarage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Will needs to be a much more frequent guest. The personality, the wit, the surprisingly adept tactical mind... a born D&D player.

    • @robertwalker5794
      @robertwalker5794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ezra Cold Except one thing prevents him from being a good D&D player. That is of course the Will Wheaton dice curse!

    • @EzraColdsGarage
      @EzraColdsGarage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wow... Will Friedle is even effected by the curse? Damn... that is some strong magic to bring down the whole party. ( just kidding with ya)

    • @robertwalker5794
      @robertwalker5794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ezra Cold Ohh! I thought you were talking about Will Wheaton. My bad.

    • @DrHokeyPokey
      @DrHokeyPokey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's "Wil", not "Will"

    • @draygontaygen677
      @draygontaygen677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe in c3 he'll be there from the start. (would be awesome)

  • @PoetaRossa
    @PoetaRossa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I think my absolute favorite moment is when at 1:58:27 Percy starts listing off the bottles and Laura pulls out a pencil to take notes xD xD xD

  • @HowManyTimes234
    @HowManyTimes234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    "Dale?!?"
    "... Kash?!?"
    that was one of the best exchanges ever on this show

    • @pgmr6304
      @pgmr6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And it was all pure improv. Just beautiful

    • @paindaburned2629
      @paindaburned2629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Came across this comment at the exact moment Kash says "Dale?!" 🤣

    • @HowManyTimes234
      @HowManyTimes234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paindaburned2629 HAH! how fortuitous

    • @theq86
      @theq86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The friendliest he's ever been to anyone, ever.

  • @bangboom123
    @bangboom123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Was certain Kiki's symbol was going to be a large wooden block with JENGA written on it.

    • @gigacooler
      @gigacooler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wanted it to be a giant flying squirrel...

    • @JRTIntervencion
      @JRTIntervencion 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saaaaame haha. So much same!!!

    • @egyptcraze
      @egyptcraze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was assuming it was going to be Percy's family crest again

  • @Musicalandmore
    @Musicalandmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I have been spending increasing amounts of my free time on this show, watching in whenever I get the chance, listening to it while doing other things, taking inspiration and motivation from it to improve both as player and dungeon-master.
    Episodes like this, where next to no combat happens but everyone interacts and invests so much in the scenario are what DnD is to me. I hope I will be able to catch up to Critical Role second campaign somewhere in 2020. All critters that are returning here after three years: Have a happy new year and never stop playing!

    • @josephanderson4296
      @josephanderson4296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope your journey through campaign one is going well... I'm still two months behind you! 😂

    • @Musicalandmore
      @Musicalandmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephanderson4296 Well, I am still working on it. Just started on episode 99 today. So you might still catch up!

    • @averyofhousejade1176
      @averyofhousejade1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm two *years* behind y'all lol

  • @jasmineburns9613
    @jasmineburns9613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Grog took out Vox Machina's greatest enemy with two hits; a door. How far we've come.

  • @charlie9747
    @charlie9747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    3:03:41
    “Wait what?”
    “Vex?”
    “And Percy?”
    “Vex AND Percy?”
    “Oh shit Vex and Percy”
    “Eww Vex and Percy”
    “Vex and Percy? Nah”

  • @brandonbuchner1771
    @brandonbuchner1771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    My only regret was Travis not being present for Vex's "power move." I would have LOVED to see his reaction.

  • @r.agepage7933
    @r.agepage7933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    3:03:27 Vax suspects something is going on between Vex and Percy...

    • @PeriwinkleSpazz
      @PeriwinkleSpazz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Oh my gosh, I saw someone elses post with a time stamp to his body language. I didn't realize why he had that moment until now! Hilarious!

    • @KeithQuinlan
      @KeithQuinlan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Brillant piece of character work I had not noticed!!

    • @Pluveus
      @Pluveus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      2:23:25 Vax smells Percy on Vex.

    • @9474sammus
      @9474sammus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Pluveus oddly disgusting but im ok with it

    • @samminicksm
      @samminicksm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sammus 9474 it’s not disgusting. You know how someone you love smells even if you don’t know you do, so if all of sudden smell different, you notice.

  • @LukeZmith
    @LukeZmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    but guys... WHERE'S LARKIN!?!?!

    • @PolynomialPandemic
      @PolynomialPandemic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Luke Zatarra LARKIN!!

    • @PolynomialPandemic
      @PolynomialPandemic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Have you seen this dwarf?

    • @3squareddesigns
      @3squareddesigns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where are you Larkin? PLEASE RESPOND!

    • @cyakcn627
      @cyakcn627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We'll find you Larkin!

    • @trinity6302
      @trinity6302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's larkin in the shadows

  • @Zee-iv9oe
    @Zee-iv9oe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    40:40 “Isn’t death supposed to be a wonderful adventure, as well?” Mary you are a gift!

  • @sirkai007
    @sirkai007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love that they periodically bring back these two guest players.

  • @TheSvmurai
    @TheSvmurai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    A very extensive list below:
    3:00 - Brody Slater
    15:48 - Recap Begins
    20:18 - Get it all out there
    28:18 - Keyleth is VERY familiar
    33:08 - AMAZING Keyleth roll
    36:10 - Scanlan needs to talk to Jarret
    38:20 - Vex visits Zahra
    41:50 - Kiki visits Kash (46:48 resolution)
    48:25 - Scanlan visits Jarret (52:55 - HA!)
    1:03:02 - Vax talks to Gilmore
    1:12:55 - Zahra’s Wisecrack
    1:13:45 - “The Plan” as told by Scanlan
    1:14:54 - Commander Kash #1 (covers all bases)
    1:16:26 - The one weak point
    1:22:55 - Pike, the easy answer
    1:27:25 - The “Elite Swat Team Taskforce
    1:25:37 - Commander Kash #2: Back at it again
    1:33:38 - Kash reminds Vex
    1:37:50 - Sam aerating wine irl !!
    1:54:00 - Keyleth introduces Vax to her father (1:56:22 he was waiting)
    1:57:40 - Vexcy
    1:59:26 - break - 2:18:11
    2:23:10 - Kash v Vax
    2:26:00 - Liam’s friendly reminder to everyone
    2:40:57 - Commander Kash #3: The direct approach
    2:53:03 - Dale?!
    3:00:38 - Percy’s conscience is …
    3:21:32 - Age old joke
    3:21:57 - Twin Rollz
    3:29:45 - V. Useful Nat 20 (Scanlan)
    3:53:08 - “Welcome to Hentai”

    • @TheFully
      @TheFully 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @Praesentaneus
      @Praesentaneus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boost

    • @paulm3952
      @paulm3952 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about someone on VM one-shotting a door?

  • @Wintercourse
    @Wintercourse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Having Vox Machina as a friend is like having someone who calls you saying "Hey can you help me move?" and you ask, "Sure when?" and they say, "Oh right now I am waiting outside to pick you up."

    • @jackhall290
      @jackhall290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And the Mighty Nein- "Well, I'm in your living room right now, so now-ish, also I don't know who raided the fridge.. I swear."

    • @Wintercourse
      @Wintercourse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jackhall290 "Oh we brought our bear inside but completely forgot about it for 30 episodes so now it's yours we guess..." XD

    • @csn583
      @csn583 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And on the way there they jump out of the moving vehicle to run off after a shiney object.

  • @ifidio2
    @ifidio2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    1:27:25 Scanlan finds his Elite Swat Team Task Force.
    Might be my favorite moment of the whole episode. It's a small moment, but I love the nod to just how powerful everyone knows Vox Machina is and that Allura realizes that they'll be fighting the real battle.

  • @Andrea-B.C.
    @Andrea-B.C. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I like how they remember that Pike can't keep up when running while simultaneously forgetting that Scanlan has the same difficulty. Real nice, ya'll. XD

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Its the plate armor that makes them remember

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scanlan can keep up, Pike can’t coz she’s wearing plate armour

    • @OutlawPrince45
      @OutlawPrince45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@justadummy8076 He still has a lower speed as a gnome though right? Which would make them the same speed. Heavy armor doesn’t affect your speed.

    • @timberwolf306
      @timberwolf306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OutlawPrince45 You are right plate armour doesn't effect movement speed and Gnomes do indeed have a slower speed they have 25ft per turn while everyone else except Grog have 30ft per turn.

    • @bobburger4680
      @bobburger4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "How many times do I have to tell you all, I don't need help" -scanlan

  • @J00Canu
    @J00Canu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Liam o'Brien cracking up is my favorite thing in the world.

  • @xDMrGarrison
    @xDMrGarrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Laura avoided the potentially super awkward scene when Percy went to Vex's room brilliantly. I remember when a few episodes ago, Vex and Vax were talking and Vax encouraged her relationship with Percy and she said, "but wouldn't that be so awkward?"

  • @DragonElixion
    @DragonElixion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Mary Elizabeth McGlynn: "Always rely on tentacles."
    Mary Elizabeth McGlynn 2 hours earlier: *singing* "I can't wait for the artowrk!!"

  • @guidetoanything
    @guidetoanything 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    That last picture of fan art with percy staring at the portrait of his family makes me think that percy is somewhat like anastasia

  • @Bluemangrup
    @Bluemangrup 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1:40:54 "Whenever a dragon says 'trust me' is when you don't" or a DM, one of the two

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless they're a metallic dragon or the DM's character has been in sight checked.

  • @RudeAlert
    @RudeAlert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Kashaw for the win!!! It's amazing what a difference it makes when there's someone on the team who can actually think straight and plan for a change.

    • @SilentGhost3966
      @SilentGhost3966 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      hahaha yea if he wasn't they be there discussing the plan for another hour.

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Percy's a strategist too. But he doesn't have the leadership charisma that Kash has to keep the group on track.

    • @RudeAlert
      @RudeAlert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Very true, he usually tries to come up with plans but everyone else just talks over him or keeps skipping vital steps. It actually gets kind of annoying some times.

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      gjaddajg >_> ...there's always one to bring the salt...