Florida Man (Documentary)

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  • @davedzzle
    @davedzzle ปีที่แล้ว +424

    This video came across my TH-cam suggestions. You will not believe my surprise when I see that my brother who passed away two years ago is one of the people interviewed for this documentary and I had no clue about it and none of our family has ever seen it. I'm literally just watching it and BOOM there's my big brother. RIP Dustin. I love you and miss you so much bro. I'm blown away right now.

    • @CiaofCleburne
      @CiaofCleburne ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That’s crazy! Maybe he was hoping you would see this one day. May he RIP and may you find closure. ❤

    • @Madroxide704
      @Madroxide704 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s actually insanely ironic of an event. I’m sorry to hear about him, best wishes. Which one interviewed was he, if I may ask?

    • @davedzzle
      @davedzzle ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ​@@Madroxide704@ the 4:35 mark. Sitting on the bed telling the story. Dustin Adams. My big brother :(

    • @willythe4
      @willythe4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s awesome !!! I’m down here in Sarasota and I have to say these fellas remind me of many blokes down here. Florida Man is famous up in Pennsylvania and England !!! I’ve lived in both places and we would constantly hear stories about Florida Man. 😂
      God Bless everyone here 🙏

    • @BrookeWrightisMadamMagnolia
      @BrookeWrightisMadamMagnolia ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My heart goes out to you. May you and your family find peace 🫶🏻

  • @Ryan-kw7gj
    @Ryan-kw7gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    Florida! The only state where the further north you go, the more south you get.

    • @Ephremjlm1
      @Ephremjlm1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Local Florida man here, and I just dropped by to say that I CAN confirm.

    • @HawaiianLion15
      @HawaiianLion15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That's because the further north you go, the closer you are to Alabama

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Well said. I hear the Northern tip is the deepest part of the deep South.

    • @Acidlib
      @Acidlib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Michigan is the same way

    • @jdc1957
      @jdc1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Excellent.

  • @RadBonez
    @RadBonez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    The mystery is that every Florida Man has knocked out at least 50 guys but not a single Florida Man has ever been knocked out.... who are they fighting?

    • @october72393
      @october72393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Outastaters

    • @RadBonez
      @RadBonez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@october72393 poor tourists don't know what they are walkin into

    • @bernardgreany3015
      @bernardgreany3015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Non floridians

    • @bernardgreany3015
      @bernardgreany3015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      AkA. Bitches

    • @sockmon1
      @sockmon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      The ghosts of their past, and the invisible bullshit fairies that come to collect their debt.

  • @user-ix9ub3um6d
    @user-ix9ub3um6d ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm a 60 year old Florida native and must say that this film is as true a look at my home state as I've ever seen. Well done sir.

  • @colbytibbets7023
    @colbytibbets7023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    I feel like this is a compilation of every conversation I never wanted to have while waiting for my uber outside of a dive bar.

  • @gailparker3795
    @gailparker3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Is no one going to talk about how absolutely beautiful this is shot? The documentary film makers made an amazing product. Each scene flows seamlessly. The content is insane but they made a great production.

    • @rangeelashah9931
      @rangeelashah9931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is the most basic shoot ever. The you-know-what-esque narrative and the context is what makes it beautiful.

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no, we're going to leave it for you to mention so you have something to say while feeling superior as supposedly no one else is talking about it.

    • @skipgrumblis
      @skipgrumblis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I liked the grittiness and the literal “in your face” shots. They made me feel as uncomfortable as the subject was.

    • @jamesireland9188
      @jamesireland9188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@buffordpusser8597 Lol you obviously have no idea what you're talking about but good try. This is one small shitty area that's all they are focusing on total bullshit. Alot of Florida and the people that live there are nothing like this. They are only focusing on shit that people want to watch drama. They know that nobody wants to watch the good parts and the drama free people would be boring to watch.

    • @returnofbeaux
      @returnofbeaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@buffordpusser8597 Your attitude is disgusting, and it serves as a warning to the rest of human kind. Lord have mercy.

  • @Jackrabbitt247
    @Jackrabbitt247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    "Come on vacation, leave on probation "
    -Florida man

    • @murphyking79
      @murphyking79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Been there done that. Was in the keys 4 hours before being locked up for fighting.

    • @Christian-xc5pv
      @Christian-xc5pv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nah fuck that one, lets talk about the guy talking about killing the 1% thats FUCKING REAL, THEN THE GUY RIGHT AFTER HIM TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE AND WE ARE GONNA GET A WAKE UP CALL.... WELP 2020 IS THAT FUCKING WAKE UP CALL. fuckkkkkkkkkk

    • @stacymariano3721
      @stacymariano3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always wanted to move out of ohio to Florida but not where these ppl are lol

    • @joekeeley6157
      @joekeeley6157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even the police will say this phrase to you

    • @theOmniscienTist
      @theOmniscienTist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      End up incarceration

  • @TheStealthyPyro
    @TheStealthyPyro ปีที่แล้ว +79

    As someone who has lived in Florida for awhile, I can confirm you could do a hundred docs on this and each would be absurd and unique in their own ways

  • @allanleon7192
    @allanleon7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Life long Floridian here and trust me, it get's much worse than this.

    • @quickmike420
      @quickmike420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amen brother!

    • @jordannewsom4578
      @jordannewsom4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeh that part.. these guys are pretty tame

    • @allanleon7192
      @allanleon7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Douglas Waterman Florida is the dopest place to live in the US. #NoCap

    • @justis00
      @justis00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Bong Valo You're either a bot or an idiot. Florida is a dumpster fire.

    • @YovaniBinuelo
      @YovaniBinuelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Douglas Waterman as a life long Floridian, New Yorkers come down here all the time😂 to visit and to eventually stay 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @NiagaraFallsHardcore
    @NiagaraFallsHardcore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    This is actual journalism and film. If there's a single thing learned from this it's how eager people are to tell their story hoping someone will listen.

    • @alexanderweschler545
      @alexanderweschler545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Right! And how eager ppl are to drop bars. Watch All Gas No Brakes- at least 25% of interviewees will rap for the camera.

    • @Plum-dum
      @Plum-dum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am not a rapper

    • @daltonsteiner3278
      @daltonsteiner3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      K non h/t the uh yo yuh I yuh you know I wanna ya feel ya yo u yuh is ya ya by the go by y

    • @cannibisgrind3642
      @cannibisgrind3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6:40 let’s see if it makes sense

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      regardless, this is actually boring as fuck.

  • @doddzywkd
    @doddzywkd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Did I just go idle on gta for 50 minutes

  • @cikosphysicaltherapist6017
    @cikosphysicaltherapist6017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    As an addict in recovery, I can relate to these people. It was me for a long time. It's very easy to judge these people who are either using drugs, alcohol or mentally disturbed . But we need to look at the root causes their childhoods and the systems that failed them. These people were bright eyed children at one point, and had dreams of becoming a doctors, policeman or athlete. The systems like DCF , education, Mental health services, Foster care failed these children and now they pay the price. So many children are abused , suffer unspeakable traumas and end up on the streets. Next time you see someone living rough, instead of looking away like they are invisible, buy them a sandwich or start a polite conversation. Your kindness can be an awakening for change.

    • @danielcraft3727
      @danielcraft3727 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad how America turns its back on those in need using their use of drugs and alcohol and they get what they deserve. Used and abused by the system and 5013c not for profits that bring in billions of dollars for those in need and those in need lucky to get a fifty dollar Walmart gift card. While the non profits and public authorities cruising around in Cadillacs living the life of fine wine and dining shop till you drop, going to hell in a hand basket blow a thousand dollars in a heart beat but not a dollar for those in need. Prisons and institutions big big business. Some of my friends survived their addictions some didn't. Child abuse, physical or mental it is well known the top reason for so called mental illness that's justified sadness for what they have been through fed all the drugs you could possibly want but good luck with food water shelter clothing and basic needs. Be a cold day in Hades before the government and non profits from the federal to local provide that. Shameful 81% of Americans in Gallup Poll say they believe in God and turn the other cheek to those suffering. Nobodies a nobody, inner child still exist deep down somewhere and love the child and not ones own ego.

    • @johnkelly2663
      @johnkelly2663 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kamala Harris is already on the " Root Causes" case 👍.

    • @mwl5
      @mwl5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fair point. I think quality education for every child should be a higher priority than it currently is.

    • @CENCIENERGY
      @CENCIENERGY ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeayea.

    • @elchicharron9503
      @elchicharron9503 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mwl5 One of the biggest mistakes we make in the modern world is believing you can educate your way out of stupid.

  • @deewudz
    @deewudz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    I feel like i can go to any town, hang out at gas stations, liquor stores and bars at night and find these exact people

    • @christopherbalmforth2514
      @christopherbalmforth2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The only difference is that in florida its too hot for shirts and long pants and shoes

    • @Madmatt18
      @Madmatt18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ive met these types of people in california

    • @flanigan_a-go-go
      @flanigan_a-go-go 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And that's what makes America great

    • @latorgator23
      @latorgator23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But every one of those guys is a Florida man that hasn’t made it there yet.

    • @playerhater948
      @playerhater948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    Drunk dude : you might be a big dude BUT
    My mom died right over there 👉🏼
    Wut!?! 😂😂

    • @mastiffadventures
      @mastiffadventures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That confused me so much too 😂😂😂

    • @batmanwhoblazes1349
      @batmanwhoblazes1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      translation: you might be bigger than me, and i might even get my ass beat, but i am so damaged as a person because i saw my mom get murdered in front of me that i have become numb, i will still fight with all of my might, and i don't care if i lose.

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ecarg Deshawn aka I am a damaged human.

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Michelle Cash welcome to the south. I’m from Louisiana and you can’t walk 2 miles without hearing these dumbass sob stories. Some are true, most are fake. If you ever go to New Orleans and if anyone ever asks you “I bet I know where you got them shoes” They will stay on bourbon street mostly for tourists but they ask you the same question anywhere. You’ll answer “finish line” or “footlocker” and they will answer the question and saying, “no.... they’re on bourbon street, that’s where you got dem shoes right now” And demand you to pay... if you don’t... may god have mercy on your soul. My father was walking down palmetto and didn’t answer, since he’s from norco Louisiana. 3 black guys jumped him, took all his stuff/money, and left him for dead. Thank god he only got beaten instead of shot. I sure as hell wouldn’t be here considering that was the 1970s and I was born in the 1990s. Don’t believe me? It’s gotten worse sense. Even nfl players are being gunned down and killed for absolute nonsense. Just don’t go anywhere nearby the lower 9th.

    • @punkgreg1388
      @punkgreg1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Na this shit happens tho. Like 2 different ideas man and they just link em together. Happens in Mississippi too.

  • @thatrandomyoutubechannel
    @thatrandomyoutubechannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    For those of us on the cusp.... A glimpse of what is to come or a wake up call. Every one of these people have a lifetime of memories and experiences that started out similar to everyone else, but complacency, bad choices, terrible circumstances, being naive, addiction, curiosity, mental illness and other combinations of life led them to the point in time they found themselves in front of the camera. This isn't just a documentary it's a display of life on earth no one wants to acknowledge.

    • @DaveSimkus
      @DaveSimkus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is the most important comment on this video.

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I whole-heartedly agree with the point you're making, but I think it's unfair to say that *every one* of the people in the video is there as a result of bad choices or whatever. The guy with his wife from Indiana seemed like they were living a happy little life. The Santa Claus guy and his friend had a big RV and a golf cart. The old dude with the surfboard and the "16-ounce arm curls" and the retired vet with the IDF shirt were "living the dream", even if they might not have a whole lot of material possessions.

    • @thatrandomyoutubechannel
      @thatrandomyoutubechannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@arandompasserby7940 point taken. And I can't disagree. I guess just my opinion of most in the film is the way it is because of my own circumstances in life. Thanks for being civil while voicing your opinion. You make valid points.

    • @thatrandomyoutubechannel
      @thatrandomyoutubechannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DaveSimkus I'm glad you can see the point I'm trying to make. I'm not always able to put my thoughts into words. Good to know someone out there gets it.

    • @poshpasha
      @poshpasha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well articulated

  • @j.evanwade
    @j.evanwade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Many documentaries get so intrusive, as some central voice seems to guide the conversation and the topic, leading the viewer to the desired conclusion. I love how this documentary does the opposite of that, just letting the subjects tell their own stories. The result is honest, frank, uncompromising even, but open-ended and ripe for interpretation. Really well done. This is impressive filmmaking and I enjoyed watching it to bring in 2023.

  • @mustbejames1
    @mustbejames1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "You may be big, but my momma got killed right there.."...florida reasoning.

    • @abaddon4823
      @abaddon4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Irrationally causes pain

    • @1whocs486
      @1whocs486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leaves everyone scratching their head ..Wtf

    • @TinyIslandMaine
      @TinyIslandMaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it was a practiced distraction so the “big guy” would turn to look where he pointed and then he would sucker punch him.

    • @icecreamforcrowhurst
      @icecreamforcrowhurst 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he was getting mixed up with the old lyric “you may be fast but your momma gonna slow you down”?

  • @markusstevensakabiginfinit9523
    @markusstevensakabiginfinit9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    As a resident of Florida for 30 yrs, I find this highly offensive & 100% accurate lol

    • @cannibisgrind3642
      @cannibisgrind3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I can smell the Marlborough cigarette from here

    • @markusstevensakabiginfinit9523
      @markusstevensakabiginfinit9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@cannibisgrind3642 naah. I havent had a cig in over 10 yrs... we are medical marijuana state now. So I have been at the dispensaries often lol

    • @gobegobely6112
      @gobegobely6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

    • @littleteethkeith
      @littleteethkeith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha

    • @its_never_sunny_in_seattle
      @its_never_sunny_in_seattle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As one who's born and raised there but don't currently live there, but visit family there annually i 100% Agree🤦🏾‍♂️😭😭😭

  • @michaelmccaine
    @michaelmccaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    random dude: they should clean this pond up, why is it dirty like this?"
    same random dude: *litters
    same random dude 5 seconds later "wanna see this bike I threw into the pond?"
    Florida is wild.

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Weird thats the only part of this vid i watched i randomly skipped right to it while reading your comment and yea that guy is a hilarious walking contradiction.

    • @questioneverythingtv
      @questioneverythingtv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's real wild here lol

    • @Linzhalloween
      @Linzhalloween 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wild is not the word

    • @javiervarona001
      @javiervarona001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yah, littering is wild

    • @shaun2222
      @shaun2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

  • @southphillylilly
    @southphillylilly ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've lived here for 22 years, on the Gulf of Mexico. I'm from Philadelphia and I will tell you that I found a home here, that I never knew anywhere else. Life is slower. The sun goes down over the water, the birds, the colors, the plant life… Old Florida has its charm like nowhere else in the United States.

  • @Tanleton
    @Tanleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    This made me wanna quit drinking.

    • @morpius-nwo7385
      @morpius-nwo7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hell yeah !!! ive got 16 months it was tough but my life is amazing now.

    • @nonotreally5380
      @nonotreally5380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seriously. Especially the part about walking/biking to the store instead of driving.

    • @thanhdang2546
      @thanhdang2546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Most of them die of heart failure (alcoholic cardiomyopathy).

    • @luke144
      @luke144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's statistically the most dangerous drug on the planet!! It killed a lot of good people in my life. F that $#!+.

    • @dionysis84
      @dionysis84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao. For real.

  • @thismyname4682
    @thismyname4682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Sat through 20 minutes of it until I realized I had no idea why, then I sat through the rest with the continued feeling.

    • @davidbolen8982
      @davidbolen8982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And i replied with my confusion and embarrassment.

    • @meannormajean8418
      @meannormajean8418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😆😂

    • @CodyisSOhott
      @CodyisSOhott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      20 min in reading this comment thinking the same thing

    • @thedeaderer8791
      @thedeaderer8791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @dylanwalsh6677
      @dylanwalsh6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sounds like whats happening to the people in this video too

  • @mwl5
    @mwl5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Man assaults a skinhead with brass knuckles and escapes on a moving train. Classic Florida.

    • @lethalwolf7455
      @lethalwolf7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      A 6’7 skinhead at that

    • @zacharygirgenti3790
      @zacharygirgenti3790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao when you phrase it that way it sounds like a mission in a GTA game.

    • @clariannaluv
      @clariannaluv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then let’s them do a super close up after admitting to the crime!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @SADDLTRAMPKeith
      @SADDLTRAMPKeith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hard to believe that all those bad ass men are suffering with liver disease

    • @roberttrester4030
      @roberttrester4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Classic bull. These people love to lie about how bad they are! If you believe even one eighth of them your just dumb.

  • @wariowaluigi432
    @wariowaluigi432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    this is the most accurate documentary ever, I come from a long line of Florida men, all beer drinking dope smoking unreliable people, birthdays were... heh, blowing out candles with my dad holding a cigarette and my grandpa too, ashtrays filled with butts of cigarettes, my grandpa is literally a fisherman, drinks beer, smokes, goes out with girls, gives them the little plastic bead necklaces at festivals, Florida is wack and I love it so much

  • @timchildress2048
    @timchildress2048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Best type of documentary: no narration; the subjects provide that. Very atmospheric and well photographed and recorded.

    • @shrimpfist
      @shrimpfist ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And no context lol

    • @Fifty8day
      @Fifty8day ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pity about the sound guy dropping the mic in every second shot .. if I was the cameraman I wouldn’t be very happy.

    • @TinyBaluga
      @TinyBaluga ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Land of the misfits

  • @XStacey517
    @XStacey517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I grew up in SW Florida..no desire to go back.. 12:40 if you got a drinking problem handle it. I'd be dead by now..i drank like a fish for 20+ years of my life every day abd night!! I can proudly say I'm sober from alcohol now 16 years!! Thank God..be blessed!

  • @Lestergreen77
    @Lestergreen77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    “All this should be cleaned”
    .... throws a cigarettes and a bike into the pond

    • @olivernunez2308
      @olivernunez2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Something tells me he brought the gators there to 🤣

    • @rrf899
      @rrf899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol that sums up most people everywhere.

    • @BonesofGoldSkateboarding
      @BonesofGoldSkateboarding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please make this the top comment

    • @Nobrun1
      @Nobrun1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was sicker than the rest of them. The film ended with him attempting to explain 'dumb' and 'stupid'. He was still talking when the credits rolled. Lol.

    • @christiangrey7979
      @christiangrey7979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolololl

  • @shawnalynn5198
    @shawnalynn5198 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love that you allow people to tell their own stories. And the cinematography is beautiful, you really captured the Florida vibe.

  • @swfl2720
    @swfl2720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Frankly, I'm more interested in a sequel....FLORIDA WOMAN

    • @valenteleanos4774
      @valenteleanos4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus help us, Im scared for that video

    • @Browncoyote
      @Browncoyote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @38:33 I do.

    • @WhatMinecraftVids
      @WhatMinecraftVids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That film was called Florida project

    • @gvs6462
      @gvs6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The prequel: FLORIDA CHILD

    • @SADDLTRAMPKeith
      @SADDLTRAMPKeith 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not sure you really want to investigate those "Florida's woman"

  • @patlynch3464
    @patlynch3464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    This show is about $12 million in unpaid child support.

    • @CocaineCowboysUncensored
      @CocaineCowboysUncensored 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cunts wont let you see your kids so fuck it!

    • @saythankyou111
      @saythankyou111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CocaineCowboysUncensored can’t imagine why...?🐍

    • @patlynch3464
      @patlynch3464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @meow purr No, some probably have warrants for child support, but they are just being bums to avoid it. If there is one thing the government does well is collect child support. These guys ride bikes because they lost their drivers license because of unpaid child support, or DUI.

    • @einsteindisguisedasrobinho717
      @einsteindisguisedasrobinho717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG...freakin hilarious...😂😂😂

    • @egregiousqueef7781
      @egregiousqueef7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @meow purr And men should not abandon their children ... how are you not seeing this?
      especially with young people it's like "hellz yeah, got the hot girl preggo, I'm like so super cool status now, so I'm outta here!"

  • @neilgarvey2201
    @neilgarvey2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I found this quite moving. It's so easy to dismiss these people as rejects but they're very human. They were all someone's baby son at some point. There's probably a lot of trauma in their pasts but they keep fighting and keep going.

    • @roscoeelcocko1863
      @roscoeelcocko1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @erik iverson Everday someone like these ppl wake up, theyre fighting.

    • @laughterman805
      @laughterman805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truth, Neil. These folks can’t be blamed and condemned into improvement. The Love and understanding you’re expressing is the only solution

    • @timgreen2426
      @timgreen2426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or they are just lazy junkies

    • @neilgarvey2201
      @neilgarvey2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timgreen2426 that is also another perspective.

    • @robyat19
      @robyat19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's true. I grew up in Florida. Everyone obviously isn't like this. But a lot of us grew up in literal poverty. Some aren't strong enough to make it out. When you talk to them you can see the pain in their soul. Reminds me of some song lyrics
      "Pour out half a brew
      Cause it was a dead end
      For a whole lot of other dudes"

  • @juangenaohoms
    @juangenaohoms ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can never see myself leaving Florida. Moved her in 94 and I love it here. It’s incredibly unique and my experience though weird, are not violent or dangerous. I’ve lived in Miami, Tampa, Tallahassee and Jacksonville. I’ve never felt in danger or afraid.

    • @paulacosto6628
      @paulacosto6628 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve lived In Tallahassee and now Ellenton

    • @MsAdventure531
      @MsAdventure531 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can’t wait to leave Florida

    • @3dayBlinds-ur5un
      @3dayBlinds-ur5un ปีที่แล้ว

      Tallahassee is very dangerous now its sad I spent many years there and at FSU. Florida is for the rich now

    • @rabbiyosef6127
      @rabbiyosef6127 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MsAdventure531 woman

    • @brankobelfranin8815
      @brankobelfranin8815 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in miami you can keep the rest of florida

  • @antonleimbach648
    @antonleimbach648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Florida native here. This film could have been made back in the 1980’s when I was a kid. Beach bums are a part of Florida life.

    • @Gonzokeywest45
      @Gonzokeywest45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sadly they are going extinct. Lived in Keys 40+. Lot of guys like these characters but they were GOOD at something whether fishing, painting houses, roofing etc. Now rent is so high those same men couldn't afford now. Now on boats it's 20+ yr olds with fancy boots, Eyewear & gear. But don't know shit or pay dues. The old Florida is fading fast.

    • @Monkofthecaribbean
      @Monkofthecaribbean ปีที่แล้ว

      True theres def not alot of beach bums in Florida anywhere. Or atleast I rarely encounter any and I go everywhere in this great state.

  • @walshy7499
    @walshy7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "I broke both of his jawwws".
    -Florida Man.

  • @mnewhouse84
    @mnewhouse84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    come on vacation, leave on probation. what a quote!

    • @Treecareproj
      @Treecareproj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Return on violation not revocation my friend

    • @Treecareproj
      @Treecareproj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But thanks for leaving that open for me it made me feel relevant for a bit

    • @Maliceah
      @Maliceah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you will come back on violation! lol

    • @JadyGrudd
      @JadyGrudd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stated fully:
      Come on vacation,
      Leave on probation,
      Come back on violation,
      Stay for the duration.

    • @AimeeAimee444
      @AimeeAimee444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yes, they love to lock people up!

  • @peterjonas4971
    @peterjonas4971 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remeber all of this. I'm 18 months sober, grateful.

  • @matthewskelton6929
    @matthewskelton6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I appreciate how UNCOMFORTABLE the long-held, super close up shots makes the subject and the viewer feel.

    • @nonenone2669
      @nonenone2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Long-held*
      I think thats how you write this. It took me a while to understand what you wrote lol.

    • @matthewskelton6929
      @matthewskelton6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nonenone2669 you are correct. I edited my comment. Thanks.

    • @ph0enix428
      @ph0enix428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Skelton makes me feel relaxed so speak for yourself

    • @matthewskelton6929
      @matthewskelton6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ph0enix428 nice, you must be from Florida. Let me try it your way, be right back.....

    • @stacymariano3721
      @stacymariano3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL, right?

  • @camcom76
    @camcom76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Most of these people just seem glad to have someone who will talk to them.

  • @jimmy_iKoN
    @jimmy_iKoN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I wasn’t even in the mood to drink till I watched this

  • @ChideNorms
    @ChideNorms ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The opening brilliantly enthralls you completely. That’s good stuff.

  • @allisondenton5903
    @allisondenton5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "I'm not a drunk, but I'm an alcoholic." That quote sums up this whole video

    • @alecfleming373
      @alecfleming373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's the difference of skilled, vs professional

    • @alexanderheaphy1321
      @alexanderheaphy1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha welcome to Florida. Been a resident of clermont for 16 years. Trucker here haha

    • @oscarm6990
      @oscarm6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The dude means he is dependent on alcohol, but not going to get blackout drunk and cause problems for the people around him (any more than a sober person). AKA, a functioning alcoholic.

    • @silverhustlin1390
      @silverhustlin1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@YesuhaIsLord I disagree. A Drunk is a worthless piece of shit! An Alcoholic is functional

    • @carolinawestern3875
      @carolinawestern3875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alcoholics are drunks that go to AA meetings, drunks don't!

  • @sgcd11
    @sgcd11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “And I love to throw these jokers right chea” 😂😂😂😂

    • @justmike6377
      @justmike6377 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pops wanted smoke with the production crew 😂

  • @paulconrad7649
    @paulconrad7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This should be an award winning documentary. This is better than anything on TV.

    • @g.beeton2918
      @g.beeton2918 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      u got entertainment all time LOW standards mane

  • @dregss
    @dregss ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guy trashing a bike in the lake after talking about everyone trashing the lake and transitioning to a guy riding a bike was such a Harmony Korine move. Love it.

    • @dregss
      @dregss ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then it’s a bunch of gummo-like shots between the martial arts tattoo shop scene to orange shirted man. Love it

    • @shawnalynn5198
      @shawnalynn5198 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This whole doc gave me harmony korine vibes

  • @rampage2587
    @rampage2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Honestly the dude in the thumb nail who's in at 17:28...him and his wife seem like they are living a super relaxed life. Props to them

  • @SkyVettel
    @SkyVettel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I feel like I'm watching Bully (2001, Larry Clark), Soft White Underbelly, and a Werner Herzog movie at the same time. I love it.

    • @VeryApe
      @VeryApe  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Appreciate the kind words. Bully was hauntingly beautiful.

    • @kevincarlson7148
      @kevincarlson7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You nailed it.I can see a pinch of early John Waters as well.

    • @atonegames
      @atonegames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude, I can totally see that. If we had Herzog narrating this... it would bring the bleakness to the next level.

    • @bradsthename
      @bradsthename 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bully was based on real events.

    • @Humgin1234
      @Humgin1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @mikealangaloe1774
    @mikealangaloe1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    That young dude with the tats... talking about working and doing everything he can for his family. He seemed to realize mid sentence that he was actually doing nothing at all to take care of his children.

    • @a1884
      @a1884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was over here like bro your under a bridge rn almost tweaking you aren’t working lol

    • @bocoouri8190
      @bocoouri8190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fucking drugs

    • @teabaggervance8
      @teabaggervance8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bocoouri8190 its not drugs...its him.

    • @bc2love
      @bc2love 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was also drunk.

    • @seanthebaptist6757
      @seanthebaptist6757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I noticed that too lmao

  • @justmike6377
    @justmike6377 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The bike riding scene while Tai Chi breathing in the background along with the uncomfortable staring into the camera had me cracking tf up

  • @colinclement2752
    @colinclement2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    " The guy that dances with the fattest girl in the bar gets free drinks all night...that's called hoggin "

    • @minkminky
      @minkminky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What kind of alcoholic lets a dance with an unappealing chick get in the way of free booze? I sense lies.

    • @nogoodhood202
      @nogoodhood202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love going hoggin!

    • @pete2091
      @pete2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We used to call it giant killing

    • @noodlemaker4719
      @noodlemaker4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cuz these gentlemen are such prizes. Maybe the joke is on them-- the fat girls have a game where they dance with the creepiest guy in the bar. They call it "creepin'."

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rawnn dont forget the the crackheads

  • @lvcc560
    @lvcc560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The shot of the man doing Tai Chi and the guys riding BMX was amazing.

    • @superdavelane4
      @superdavelane4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm listening to this away from my phone, I assumed it was a shot of a dude doing a darth vader impression

    • @kpjlflsknflksnflknsa
      @kpjlflsknflksnflknsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was something very tranquil about that scene. Despite the absurdity of the whole situation. Two people, finding some respite, in two very distinct ways.

  • @durrtybuck8949
    @durrtybuck8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    After living in Florida for 30+ years, the only way to survive in this state is to mind your damn business and carry a handgun.

    • @shawnblack7705
      @shawnblack7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yea right ive lived all over the state broward to tampa west palm its not that bad just people living their life

    • @edwardmarshall2035
      @edwardmarshall2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@shawnblack7705 still need a cwp.

    • @quamanecumber1622
      @quamanecumber1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts

    • @edwardmarshall2035
      @edwardmarshall2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Edward Colindres Hey fellow Ed.

    • @Plum-dum
      @Plum-dum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's a lot more than just white folks on Florida. Id like to see that docu series. This was just a day in Fl

  • @willythe4
    @willythe4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an Englishman currently living in, and watching from Sarasota Florida, I can say these gentlemen are EVERYWHERE down here.
    Generally very friendly and open to conversation.
    Hell I suppose I’m an honorary Florida Man myself at this point !!!
    Thanks for the doc 🙏

    • @trunkb73625
      @trunkb73625 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      These are gentlemen my good sir

    • @Quicksilver78650
      @Quicksilver78650 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I live in Sarasota as well and I don’t know what part of town you’re hanging out in, but im over in lakewood ranch and I dont see anyone like this ever lmao..
      It doesn’t matter what city or state you are in, it’s not hard to find beach bums or just your average every day bum at the nearest dive bar.

  • @StevenRathburn
    @StevenRathburn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    How does he know exactly how much damage and stitches the guy got who he hit if he immediately hopped a train and never went to jail for it.

    • @rampage2587
      @rampage2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      There's a high percent chance he's a total pathological liar. Most of those story teller types are.

    • @akajessiee
      @akajessiee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Small world in florida

    • @MIDTENNCONFESSIONS
      @MIDTENNCONFESSIONS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Someone told him later, they know a lot of the same people

    • @1whocs486
      @1whocs486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its drunk talk

    • @donbob3343
      @donbob3343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If he's such a tough guy,why does he need brass knuckles? Answer is he's not that tough.

  • @adjustableisland8806
    @adjustableisland8806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The tragedy of growing old, of opportunities lost, an identity that no longer exists. This was very good. Love the quiet close ups.

    • @shrimpfist
      @shrimpfist ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "an identity that no longer exists" love that

    • @bobv8219
      @bobv8219 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Awesome observation kind human

    • @ir9567
      @ir9567 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      BUT still being so much happier then we in the judgemental rat race of life.

  • @greyjay9202
    @greyjay9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I started out feeling sad for them, and ended up feeling sad for all of us. This system we live in, grinds us up and spits out the bones. Florida, Arizona, Illinois, Maine .. its all the same story.
    Only the weather changes.

    • @keithmitchell99
      @keithmitchell99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Funny that I live in this system but chose not to go in the grinder of alcohol and drug abuse. I chose to go to work. Actions meet consequences.

    • @3jdoris
      @3jdoris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@keithmitchell99 but are you the one who's truly free?

    • @Udontsay948
      @Udontsay948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That observation is a beginning. Despair is its own virus. Do something positive today Grey! Stand up!

    • @OJA-jf7bp
      @OJA-jf7bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@3jdoris is anybody really free? we all have to work one way or another. Even if your unemployed and lazy as hell you still have to go scramble food, upkeep hygeine, and other basic amenities which is can be considered work. We are all working for something one way or another so might as well get paid for it if you are able.

    • @neilmcnulty8214
      @neilmcnulty8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Instructions unclear, become a meteorologist?

  • @JohnBurkhardt
    @JohnBurkhardt ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really dig the style in which this was filmed and produced. Really enjoyed this.

  • @robynreeeee
    @robynreeeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Did you go to jail?"
    "No, actually we left." 😂😂😂

  • @nomadbynature8811
    @nomadbynature8811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Born and raised Florida man who escaped here. 90% of these people were exactly like the people I grew up with. Good times.

    • @sparkyfister
      @sparkyfister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aaron Rosario congrats, your parents never accomplished shit!

    • @joebobjenkins7837
      @joebobjenkins7837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Escaped? I'm trying to move back?

    • @austindarling9595
      @austindarling9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sparkyfister douchebag assumptions

    • @jamesstone7283
      @jamesstone7283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@austindarling9595 there's always 1

    • @robertcook2680
      @robertcook2680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I escaped from Florida many years ago. This film, plus visits to family still living there, remind me of the ugly buildings, ugly landscape, the cultural vacuum, the heat, humidity, and general miserableness of the place.

  • @LadyCoyKoi
    @LadyCoyKoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is actually tamer than what it really is. Yes, I'm a life long Floridian.

  • @InfoDisco
    @InfoDisco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've been watching this and showing it to my pals for years now, I really do hope you can return to this form of content.

  • @Twistedstar0320
    @Twistedstar0320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I made it out of Florida 20 years ago. Every one of these guys could have been my neighbor. This is accurate.

    • @Scorch1028
      @Scorch1028 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got out of Florida before the sh*t really hit the fan. 😆

    • @Twistedstar0320
      @Twistedstar0320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Scorch1028 yeah, right before the meth and pills movies in apparently. I recently visited where I went to high school and my was appalled at how things looked. Everything felt like it was covered in mold and stale... my friends house was abandoned with the roof caved in...

    • @joshuabethea2650
      @joshuabethea2650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Been here 35 yrs, leaving tomorrow. It's only gotten worse.

  • @laughterman805
    @laughterman805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I see a part of myself in everyone of these people. This video reminds me to value everything I have and harbor no condemnation in my heart

    • @fifilamoore1718
      @fifilamoore1718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      chase cahoon how refreshing to read at last , Your a wise man chase , even I saw parts of me too dispite been a chick 🐥✌🏾

    • @markevan1
      @markevan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aw stop. You're going to have us all crying. They're just a bunch of drunks.

    • @raw_si_siht
      @raw_si_siht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bless you. Be safe brother. Let the world go.

    • @DankDaddyz
      @DankDaddyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amen 🙏

    • @tzermonkey
      @tzermonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alright preacher.

  • @sammcgee443
    @sammcgee443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love when you linger with the camera longer than the subjects are comfortable with. It really brings something human out in them. Reminds me of Werner Herzog.

    • @ironsnowflake1076
      @ironsnowflake1076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _inner monologue_
      uhhhh.....kinda thru here..ummmmmmmm......watchoo waitin' for...... show's over.....do I walk away.....I need a drink :D

    • @stevilkenevil9960
      @stevilkenevil9960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Subjects?

    • @sammcgee443
      @sammcgee443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevilkenevil9960
      Subject
      noun
      /ˈsəbjekt/
      1. a person or thing that is being discussed, described, or dealt with.

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't normally watch documentaries, but this was genuinely interesting to hear other people's stories and I thoroughly enjoyed this

    • @VeryApe
      @VeryApe  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks so much. That's a high complement. We have lots more like it on our channel. Enjoy!

  • @x5STaRz
    @x5STaRz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Nothing more in this world I want more than to be 65, retired in Florida, with no shirt on, jorts, my new balances on, cold beer in one hand and watching the sunset with the ol’ lady. “Look at that shit!” Lmao love that guy

    • @MThyne-oz2zu
      @MThyne-oz2zu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wouldn't be so bad, would it?

  • @jaredr2518
    @jaredr2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “I’m sad when people don’t want to use their brain. You know why people don’t want to use their brain? Because they don’t want to.” Probably one of the most profound and true statements ever spoken.

    • @blazingfiend420
      @blazingfiend420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yea it's almost like that guy is sharing first hand experience, like he doesn't even want to use it.

    • @jaredr2518
      @jaredr2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@blazingfiend420 the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. He’s like I hate when people litter. Then goes I threw that bike in there. And those cigarettes. Someone should clean this up!

    • @DJ_Kane1224
      @DJ_Kane1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These people are definitely using their brain

    • @fukcg00gle95
      @fukcg00gle95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That statement instantly brought me to enlightenment. Wow.

    • @lodersracing
      @lodersracing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaredr2518 LMFAO

  • @crives1525
    @crives1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    This documentary was deemed "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" by the United States Library of Congress in 2038

    • @AlabamaAnna
      @AlabamaAnna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So was Jersey Shore

    • @jennafx4111
      @jennafx4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can add The Jerry Springer Show to that list as well.

    • @jokornerq
      @jokornerq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...keeping in mind Armageddon ended up taking place in 2037... awesome comment @crives

    • @edsegura6399
      @edsegura6399 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great comment 👏

    • @sarahalbers5555
      @sarahalbers5555 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you all for making the ultimate sacrifice so I don't have to watch it.
      I lived half of my life in South Florida, I'll leave it at that!

  • @swaydwhittle1517
    @swaydwhittle1517 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There’s just something about the sound of the guy doing some type of breathing exercise outside the tattoo shop… ever so slightly laid in the background of the guy tricking on bmx…. Chefs kiss.

  • @8EN1TO3
    @8EN1TO3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    When they say a few words and go silent looking like they're lost in thought....I felt that

    • @joebird1400
      @joebird1400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deer in headlights

    • @Linzhalloween
      @Linzhalloween 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see it every day😎🤓

    • @victorwilson4138
      @victorwilson4138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's the brain cells looking for each other.

    • @blackmonday738
      @blackmonday738 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like a goat.

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the moment I want to collect, then go back in time and show their child selves, like "hey kid, look, this'll be you some day..." see if that horrifies them so deeply that it snaps them out of it...

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “You’re just talkin’ out your mouth right now”. Florida gold.
    Now I know where I’m getting my tattoo done.

  • @chrisparks8393
    @chrisparks8393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    After watching this my first thought was I'M MOVING TO FLORIDA... Then I immediately went to an AA meeting instead.

  • @Michael.1973
    @Michael.1973 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the southern laid back vibe of Florida, the real Floridians. I always wanted to live there. 🏝️🏖️🐊🍊 My parents had a vacation spot for 20 years, my father sold it when my mother passed. ☹️

  • @StelmariaonE7
    @StelmariaonE7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    As someone who grew up in Florida, who spent over 90% of their life in FL, I didn't fully realize how odd this all was until I left and noticed no one out here is like this, not every other person has to be this eccentric caricature of a person. I kinda miss it lowkey.

    • @dwaynesbadchemicals
      @dwaynesbadchemicals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true.

    • @WeRNthisToGetHer
      @WeRNthisToGetHer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I grew up my early childhood in Jacksonville, FL. This is the song of my people.

    • @HOTRODRICO
      @HOTRODRICO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      people from FL can takeover towns else where with charisma n crazy lol

    • @chrismoper8191
      @chrismoper8191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was asked by a homeless man if I wanted to make a broom with him then proceeded to drop his pants and take a squat and take a dump in NYC. crazy is everywhere but they all might just move to Florida.

    • @lanishx8935
      @lanishx8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      facts

  • @PRican5885
    @PRican5885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “I’m Italian, but he put an American flag, don’t know why...”
    Were you even conscious when you got that tat?!?!

  • @TheJ000ker
    @TheJ000ker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Famous quote. “You might be a big dude but right there is where my momma got killt at”.

    • @ColKlink-yh1ro
      @ColKlink-yh1ro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      j000ker007 Duh f....?

    • @TheJ000ker
      @TheJ000ker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Col. Klink that’s what the dude said in the video.

    • @satinblackcat
      @satinblackcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FLorida logic 🤣

    • @lynnzino3284
      @lynnzino3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blahahaha

    • @brimleyhillmassive
      @brimleyhillmassive 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't argue with that logic

  • @discojelly
    @discojelly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the BEST little documentaries I never knew I'd watch all the way through! Well done sir! This is a great piece of visual Americana!

  • @james__4551
    @james__4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    One of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen, the fact that it’s just normal people going about their daily lives is fascinating.

    • @Jtoe1985
      @Jtoe1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Really?!

    • @wblk
      @wblk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You must be from Florida

    • @ontheblocktrio543
      @ontheblocktrio543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wblk lmmaooo 🤣🤣 duh jit this is normal to us

    • @g.beeton2918
      @g.beeton2918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if u in it

    • @tornado4029
      @tornado4029 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

  • @DetectiveStablerSVU
    @DetectiveStablerSVU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "I had this one girl here one night. No, actually it was 2 girls. I had them up on those boards there and they were both DOIN me. How bout that."

    • @user-pp7fo1rj5l
      @user-pp7fo1rj5l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I saw that too and wondered to myself, how do you forget it was two?

    • @cosmo84naut77
      @cosmo84naut77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it while he was talking about that, all while hitting the blunt lol.

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They were doin me MAAAAAAN

    • @gvs6462
      @gvs6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-pp7fo1rj5l
      Probably zonked out of his mind on oxycodone, xanax, and liquor while it happened that he has a blurry memory of it... that or maybe he's lived wilder shit in his life to the point that his story was just one of the many crazy encounters he considers casual.

  • @Aaron-ym4bf
    @Aaron-ym4bf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    FLORIDA is one hell of a drug.

    • @michaelalfandary1643
      @michaelalfandary1643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's called that Trump shit, it's got them all messed up in the head

    • @jrs351
      @jrs351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Incorrect on both parts.

    • @niecydeleon759
      @niecydeleon759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      These men are perfect examples of why so many of us women in Florida refuse to marry

    • @CrackberryMe
      @CrackberryMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Scott 💀

    • @brianfederico5854
      @brianfederico5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is this not on a t shirt

  • @jeremymurphy7320
    @jeremymurphy7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is every guy I encountered in every bus station when I took a Greyhound half way across the country when I was in college back in '92.

  • @WhiteNacho
    @WhiteNacho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I watched this two consecutive nights. I find this stuff absolutely fascinating. There's a little bit of these souls in all of us.

    • @VeryApe
      @VeryApe  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beautiful. Appreciate the kind words. Glad you get it. Much more to come. Stay tuned.

    • @familywarriorproject5145
      @familywarriorproject5145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what's haunting about it

    • @wakethebarbarian4577
      @wakethebarbarian4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I sent a link to everybody. It's very good.

    • @ahrengeyer171
      @ahrengeyer171 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yours is the best take on this film I've read.

    • @WhiteNacho
      @WhiteNacho 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michael Brennan Sad

  • @apkn1955
    @apkn1955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    These people are more entertaining than anyone from Hollywood. This is awesome.

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao this might've been shot in Hollywood, in part (Hollywood, Florida)

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Noel Smith what up fool, Miramar representin

    • @CarlSims6969
      @CarlSims6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These Guy's are REAL!!! Hollywood is FAKE!!!

    • @00nice73
      @00nice73 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Al Pepito

    • @apkn1955
      @apkn1955 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's the point.

  • @JacobC479
    @JacobC479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I live in Arkansas and I know how awkward it is to be around somebody like the first guy, especially when they're drunk. It's a really weird and different feeling because you're on edge but trying to keep your cool so nothing happens, I hate it. I think there's people like that all over the south but it's really uncomfortable when you're the one experiencing it. They're all the exact same way too lol

    • @Weasd
      @Weasd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha man these crazy drunks that are on the edge

    • @rodellis2836
      @rodellis2836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very well put.

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Xxuzumaki07 _ I disagree. They get drunk and unpredictably stupid and it's not fun to be around unless it's a close friend. Random drunk strangers here where I live in Arkansas could be friendly, pissy or trying to fight you, sometimes all within a few minutes. I just don't like being around drunk super southerners lol I think they act stupid. Obviously theres people that handle their alcohol and are fun to be around but for the random drunks/people like the first guy, not so much.

    • @iconocolor643
      @iconocolor643 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These guys are the most easy to knock out too. They talk about punching people but that's just reverse psychology really, they're just scared of being K-O'd again.

    • @Baltihunter
      @Baltihunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let’s face it. I fancied going to Florida until I saw this. Brass knuckles, bar room brawls and unintelligent conversation. No thanks

  • @ehpunka
    @ehpunka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    bunch of old dudes lying about girls and fights.

    • @brandonandalexander
      @brandonandalexander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I would easily bet the truth to lie ratio is 50/50 most of these people have lived a life you couldn't imagine.

    • @ucescar1371
      @ucescar1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brandonandalexander agreed💯💯

    • @ehpunka
      @ehpunka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I doubt that very much

    • @brandonandalexander
      @brandonandalexander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ehpunka Your just a kid buddy you'll be given your own curve balls soon enough and you'll understand.

    • @Robotdad474
      @Robotdad474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ehpunka you must’ve never been to Florida 😂

  • @skinbag420
    @skinbag420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I Prefer worker among workers and a friend among friends....I'm just one guy....I'm nobody."
    Nah man you are everything. The holy moment.

    • @ryanjofre
      @ryanjofre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amen. A worker amongst workers is the best any man can hope for!!!!

  • @katyhinton3002
    @katyhinton3002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    thanks Matt and Ryan!

    • @CB-qg3yh
      @CB-qg3yh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was this a Pokemon ep where they mentioned this?

    • @Vorticy
      @Vorticy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CB-qg3yh they mentioned it in their latest podcast

    • @CB-qg3yh
      @CB-qg3yh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vorticy thanks

    • @dontrll947
      @dontrll947 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am late but also here

    • @dontrll947
      @dontrll947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zaid el Bakali hello

  • @bozuteru2160
    @bozuteru2160 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I honest to God feel so much closer to my fellow man after watching this, especially the last 10 or so minutres. Incredible stuff.

  • @hattorihanzo2275
    @hattorihanzo2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Legends in their own minds.

    • @chrisdardar9445
      @chrisdardar9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Narcissist capital of the world.

    • @Hehawtyragu
      @Hehawtyragu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Couldn’t have said it better, summed up the whole docco

    • @Bee-zr5pb
      @Bee-zr5pb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Every Florida man is just a legend waiting to be told

    • @FermentedGrumpyGrapeSqueezit
      @FermentedGrumpyGrapeSqueezit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chrisdardar9445 coming from some narcissistic clown with a superior complex judging ppl online. Seems legit

    • @louislafontaine6068
      @louislafontaine6068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly. Could not sum it up any better

  • @ghostofreagan3181
    @ghostofreagan3181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Clean and Sober for 33 years. God is Great! Thank you, Father.

  • @survivallife7401
    @survivallife7401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Reminds me of growing up in the gettho of Dayton, Ohio. We were dirt poor and my father and mother never drank or done any type of drug. We were just dirt poor but we had a roof over our heads, clean clothes, soap and water and heat. No air conditioning though and it gets nasty sticky, humid and hot in June, July and Aug and some of September. Some times we didn’t have a fan. But I made it through high school, went to college and made good money my entire life I worked hard.

    • @timothybarker3589
      @timothybarker3589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live near the Dayton of which you speak. I'm happy you did well sir.

    • @survivallife7401
      @survivallife7401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timothybarker3589 LOL.. back in the 70’s off Main St on a street called Locust St.

    • @alexandriaaaable
      @alexandriaaaable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I grew up rich and just fucked myself up

    • @uhsdCINASDCAINSD
      @uhsdCINASDCAINSD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

  • @youraveragechannel9825
    @youraveragechannel9825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’d love to sit down with a Florida man, grab a beer and listen to all of his stories

    • @TheGravygun
      @TheGravygun ปีที่แล้ว +2

      curtis low

    • @matthewbailey8588
      @matthewbailey8588 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Whats cool about listening to stories that are half made up anyhow? Yall are dumb as f

  • @bongsnhell
    @bongsnhell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This doc should actually be tittled “Florida, man”

    • @Maliceah
      @Maliceah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like Saul Goodman "S'all Good Man!"

    • @stop2kare472
      @stop2kare472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      my name is Saul hehe

    • @stop2kare472
      @stop2kare472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is an amazing comment. you deserve more in life

    • @ReverendWin-id9gp
      @ReverendWin-id9gp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment

    • @kebertxela941
      @kebertxela941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah

  • @RubenSanchez-dd6ph
    @RubenSanchez-dd6ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    For a guy that claims to not like the n-word, it easily rolled off his tongue.

    • @t.b.8837
      @t.b.8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He even busted out the hard "r' 🤣

    • @TheBPMonk1
      @TheBPMonk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cause it's a word

    • @haydendavis953
      @haydendavis953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Forbidden Word , if you say it you Vanish into thin air......

    • @RubenSanchez-dd6ph
      @RubenSanchez-dd6ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@haydendavis953 That'd be nice; along with a boatload of other offensive words.

    • @durrtybuck8949
      @durrtybuck8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ruben Sanchez free speech bitch, go to China and they’ll shut you up for good.

  • @joncooper1145
    @joncooper1145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "you know what? i came down here for a reason... im gonna start living" *proceeds to take third nap of the day LOL

  • @diannaj
    @diannaj ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love these people a whole lot more than boring mainstream robots i see every day. They all have personalities and are funny and some of them them have some wisdom to offer. Love Sean Dunn documentaries.

  • @oblivion4572
    @oblivion4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    “I love to throw these jokers right cheeeuh”

    • @MrDzogchen
      @MrDzogchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looove !

    • @HON.5150
      @HON.5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂 I was hoping someone else heard that

    • @MrDzogchen
      @MrDzogchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HON.5150 cracks me up every time !

    • @TheDbroncosFanatic
      @TheDbroncosFanatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @causticwit2286
      @causticwit2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude. I'm from Statenville Ga on the Ga/Fla line. I hear CHEEEUH all the time. I was hoping for this comment.

  • @Cool-Edit-5000
    @Cool-Edit-5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "I used to shoot a lot of cocaine." 'I'm good these days, I've been off of that for about half an hour now.'

    • @desiolle2874
      @desiolle2874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I used to do drugs...I still do but I used to as well- Mitch Hedburg

    • @gingatucker71
      @gingatucker71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao

    • @steve822009
      @steve822009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t do cocaine any more… I don’t do it any less either.

    • @savagestatus
      @savagestatus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Years ago i was homeless and on drugs...i got my life together and now i have a nice big house to do my drugs in. #goals

  • @kudblast1
    @kudblast1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The director of this video watched Gummo and said, "Hold my beer."

    • @genericeric1062
      @genericeric1062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gummo on TH-cam? Never heard of it. Any info you can give me on it?

    • @tacowookie9119
      @tacowookie9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy hell I haven't thought of that Movie in ages. So good. 11 years ago already.

    • @aaroncross5228
      @aaroncross5228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone who's seen the movie Gimmi by Harmony Korine liked this comment just so you know they've seen it... Only reason I said the name was bc ppl are asking abt it

    • @aaroncross5228
      @aaroncross5228 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genericeric1062 ☝️

    • @BuffaloBack
      @BuffaloBack 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That movie was real Ohio trash I heard.. sell them cats

  • @NuTz4GuNz
    @NuTz4GuNz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "all this stuff should be cleaned" **throws trash down** "sorry for littering" 🤣🤣

  • @billybobmarley7459
    @billybobmarley7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Work my hands until they bleed, I don’t care.” - while he’s at the beach without his kids or family.