Hi Mr. Dark, I just wanted to quickly write in to let you know that the haircut is really what's causing the Bart Simpson look. Your head shape changes when the volume of hair changes above the ear. Before when you had longer hair, there was more space in that area which gave your head a rounder appearance. Now since your hair is short on the sides, it's showcasing more of your bart shaped head.
"That is a white baby! Damnit The doctor pulled out a bullwhip with the placenta" Her: "so? Isnt that normal for us?" Him: "im not done, tied to it wasa copy of john lockes "two treaties of government"!!! Her: "I'm so sorry! The white men, they trix us with their "logic voodo! He said he had a fulltime job and i..i..." Him: "Save it, I'm getting my things and going to stay at my side girls. Only contact me when you want to cheat on that white devil, and dont even think about getting any without brining his debit card, you knowik still on porale and that shits expensive." Her:😔 "Have fun with latnya, i love you😭" Him: "thats my other side girl, not the one from the smoken' poke but the half asian one from the bowling alley i met 2 months ago while planning the wedding. Anyways im going to her house, her daughter just turned 15. Goodbye until our next bootycall, god i can barley look at you" Her: 😭😭😭
Tom Dark is the kind of guy who refuses to get a haircut and groom himself properly until he’s replaced by an alien duplicate from outer space or somewhere.
I feel Acheeto's pain watching this.. I have a friend who constantly pauses/rewinds scenes in movies we're watching.. and I'm just sitting there thinking "let's just watch the fucking movie!"
My grandma would slow the video speed, get distracted and rewatch the same scene multiple times. I still have some movie lines permanently stuck in my brain. They come up at random times. This was before I could afford a cellphone. Even when I zoned out doing something else, I would find myself repeating lines. Some of them I didn't mind as bad such as secondhand lions.
Tom looks like he is regretting all the life choices that lead him up to this point. I honestly don’t blame him with that hairstyle. Bro looks like an off-brand yandere-dev.
Acheeto: Being obnoxious and annoying for 10 seconds Turkey Tom: politely waiting until he's done: "..." "Whats up guys welcome back to the turkey tom dark channell!!" You two have a soul bond
The story is that Tom has such a bad barber that it caused a chemical reaction in the writers brain similar to smoking 30 lbs of crack and they wrote this shit
No joke my niece had her baby and her husband was very dark black. He and I were standing watching the nursery and they wheeled her in and I gasped. It was a natural reaction to this pasty baby. I felt bad but couldn’t help it. He started laughing and said, “it’s ok, they come out looking way lighter”. Was pretty funny
unironically The only sheds I’ve seen was my grandmas shed that was used as a weed shed and my great grandmas shed that had a disabled guy living in it.
bro you gotta sue your barber
Ong he should do that
What are you taaaalking about? He looks firggIN AMAZING
poor Tom🌹
Tom is the type of guy to suck on a lemon, then look shocked when he finds out it tastes sour
FACTS!
Barber: what hairstyle you want?
Tom: Make me look like young and a little chubby version of Matthew Broderick.
Stop the slander 😭
I do miss his old hair style. R.I.P longer hair
Wtf is the hair cut
@@isaiahchurchill1088
Idk. Miss his old hair style .
He got that lego minifigure haircut
two boyfriends viewing an avant-garde lynchian masterpiece
They're so obviously in love. That twinkle in their eyes when they look at each other 😂
i hate lycans
Tom is the type of guy to have a new boyfriend. Congratulations🥰
My farts are better than Tom's farts.
@@p-__proof?
@@p-__
Ayo wtf 😂
Ermmm... Jim copycat!
Tom the type of guy to kiss the homies goodnight on the lips before bed
Hi Mr. Dark, I just wanted to quickly write in to let you know that the haircut is really what's causing the Bart Simpson look. Your head shape changes when the volume of hair changes above the ear. Before when you had longer hair, there was more space in that area which gave your head a rounder appearance. Now since your hair is short on the sides, it's showcasing more of your bart shaped head.
hes bart maxxing
this is evil
@@4sapkay how am I evil when the lord is the one who gave him Bart head...his barber is evil 😛
Why is this so funny to me!? 😂😂
True but also the height and shape of the fringe/bangs is giving the illusion the top of his head is more rectangular than it is.
That dude really pulled the "That is a white child, that is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus."
He really pulled the "We are Hispanic! We have NOTHING to do with and NO RELATION to European features at all!"
"That is a white baby! Damnit The doctor pulled out a bullwhip with the placenta"
Her: "so? Isnt that normal for us?"
Him: "im not done, tied to it wasa copy of john lockes "two treaties of government"!!!
Her: "I'm so sorry! The white men, they trix us with their "logic voodo! He said he had a fulltime job and i..i..."
Him: "Save it, I'm getting my things and going to stay at my side girls. Only contact me when you want to cheat on that white devil, and dont even think about getting any without brining his debit card, you knowik still on porale and that shits expensive."
Her:😔
"Have fun with latnya, i love you😭"
Him: "thats my other side girl, not the one from the smoken' poke but the half asian one from the bowling alley i met 2 months ago while planning the wedding. Anyways im going to her house, her daughter just turned 15. Goodbye until our next bootycall, god i can barley look at you"
Her: 😭😭😭
"You see my husband? He's brain dead. He's disabled." -Every Bulgarian housewife
toms def topping in this relationship 💀 congrats on your hard launch guys
hahaha, naw hes the bottom tho
@@JesusChristDenton disagree, as a connoisseur in gay relationships (i use tumblr) tom is definitely the top, the twinks always do
@@itgirl_777 trve dat
I want your Barber's location so I can make sure this will never happen to another man again.
tom is like if greg heffley became a semi successful youtuber
crazy accurate comment
This is actually so true
Too true dude
oh my god this is this one
Happy to see tom having some fun with his dominant boyfriend
☠️
How nice of Big Brother Acheeto to give his time to Lil Tom
toms videos are better imo
they are incestual
Tom Dark is the kind of guy who refuses to get a haircut and groom himself properly until he’s replaced by an alien duplicate from outer space or somewhere.
Yo I see you in the Nowicki comments all the time. What a coincidence
The sexual tension is insanea
Wouldn't recommend fucking a lasagna
I was waiting for the kiss. I am left disappointed.
Really insanea
truly, very insanea
tom has very twink looking eyes
😂
turkey timothy looks quite polite in today's thumbnail
0 views! Tom fell off!!!!
My farts are better than Tom's farts.
@@p-__ I'd take both
What this is means @@p-__
😭😭😭😭
*AIN'T NO WAY BRO!!!*
Thanks haven’t seen this comment on every other video on TH-cam
tom with the 350 AD scholar haircut
Tom drinking bud light? The femboy arc has resumed
Donald Trump endorsed bud light recently. Could we have our first femboy president soon?
@@DarkestKnightshadeGet help
Tom the type of guy to looksmax so hard she starts back at zero
bro you need to get a wig 🤣
My fav gay couple
Any one else notice how much more gay acheeto is becoming just by hanging out with Tom?
Brodie gave Tom gaids and now he's passing it on to acheeto
Tom the typa guy to smoke meats for multiple hours in his backyard and be like “nah cant go no where i got a brisket on for 12 hours”
Tom is the type of guy who would follow Arkan just to say: "Karadzicu... Vodi srbe svoje!"
They definitely explored each other's body
My mom said Im getting a Turkey Tom haircut next time i am bad 😢
I’m so glad Tom made another vid with his boyfriend, I really like him
You can tell these guys take their vitamins and go to church like Hulk Hogan said too
The sexual tension is crazy in this one 😜
Tom looks like yanderedev, way more in line with his brand than before
9:35 not to mention that at birth darker skinned babies will be a few shades lighter than they actually are at first
Im scared for the future of next generations ngl.
Tom the type of guy to let his 4 yo niece give him a haircut with the kitchen scissors. Such a sweet uncle!
New fade be making our guy look like he takes the shortest bus they can find
thompson the type of guy to spray his funny words all over our faces and such things
tom the type of guy to get a haircut from daniel larsons fans
tom getting a haircut is like leafy getting a chin lift i just can’t accept this reality we live in anymore
"Hi, I'm Tyler. I just got a new bowl cut and I'm real excited for my bowl cut."
Tight tugger Tommy is the type of guy to choose Hellen Keller as his barber
Tom is the type of guy to get a bowl haircut by his mom.
"What haircut do you want?"
"Hi, I'm Bart, who the hell are you?"
Warning: Tom has the most yee yee ass haircut on this one 😭
Tom, I'll give you my barber. Jesus, man.
i just love the chaotic contrast between Tom and Acheeto
Toms HRT journey is going insane!
How much money did bro owe the barber 💀💀💀
... This is too chaotic for me.
I also thought tom had a gorlfirend?
Not after that fresh cut he don’t
@wockyslush666 damn
Fans will see a Tom video and say hell yeah
My farts are better than Tom's farts.
hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
been waiting for this collab for soooooooooooo long
tom went non verbal at beginning of vid
Tom the type of guy to feast apon the remains of missing children.
JavaScript dev here, shit made my brain hurt thanks. Two diff things
Tom with short hair and no mustachio looks like the Guy from Austin Powers, with the wart.
So he looks like Fred Savage?
I feel Acheeto's pain watching this.. I have a friend who constantly pauses/rewinds scenes in movies we're watching.. and I'm just sitting there thinking "let's just watch the fucking movie!"
My grandma would slow the video speed, get distracted and rewatch the same scene multiple times. I still have some movie lines permanently stuck in my brain. They come up at random times. This was before I could afford a cellphone. Even when I zoned out doing something else, I would find myself repeating lines. Some of them I didn't mind as bad such as secondhand lions.
tom i think ur barber might've violated u 😔
why does tom look like hes 14
Please do more videos like this, this was hilarious. If you ever do another podcast it should definitely be with Acheeto
Tom: How much for a haircut?
Barber: $10
Tom: Nah, that's too expensive, I'll cut it myself in the dark
Turkey, Tom, the type of guy doesn’t need an alert to say when he’s drunk
Fire duo nothin but vibes
Tom looks like he is regretting all the life choices that lead him up to this point. I honestly don’t blame him with that hairstyle. Bro looks like an off-brand yandere-dev.
I’m in love with Acheeto and Turkey Tom
Tom with his previous haircut suited better
What did you ask your barber for bro 💀
Acheeto and Tom bring out the best in each other. I thought the collab would just be okay but I think they should make a tape together now
BRO they could pass as brothers.
You gotta fight your barber and this is coming from a man with the Winslow bald spot 😂
Acheeto and Tom look like a couple
Weren't they already ?
Because they are
You are gay
@@g..g.this guy better be joking
@@beepymemes isn't that obvious 💀
The plot of the movie was pretty simple. Jeff Bezos just comes in and says "Jawannawanna-" a lot.
Tom the type of guy to remind the teacher about the homework
I'm getting some lunchtime with smosh vibes from this
when im in a bad haircut contest and my opponent is this thomas miscreant
Tom looks like polish fruit vender named Ed
TOM DO THE THUGSHAKER
Tom looks like he went to his barber and said "F my shit up Fam"
Very good chemistry in this one, true alchemists unlocking the comedian's stone
These two horsing around reminds me so much to how we used to joke with my friends back then. Good times
im actually distraught what did the barber do to you
Tom's the kind of guy to say "watch it buddy"
OH nah Tom out here lookin like he got beef w Gru
Acheeto: Being obnoxious and annoying for 10 seconds
Turkey Tom: politely waiting until he's done: "..."
"Whats up guys welcome back to the turkey tom dark channell!!"
You two have a soul bond
This is a work of art
tom the type of guy to pretend not to be gay
i was NOT expecting to hear Tom say “you make him look like scott the woz”
The story is that Tom has such a bad barber that it caused a chemical reaction in the writers brain similar to smoking 30 lbs of crack and they wrote this shit
I laughed so hard, loved the collab !
Thanks for the edging material 💋
No joke my niece had her baby and her husband was very dark black. He and I were standing watching the nursery and they wheeled her in and I gasped. It was a natural reaction to this pasty baby. I felt bad but couldn’t help it. He started laughing and said, “it’s ok, they come out looking way lighter”. Was pretty funny
"Nows not a good time we can't find our baby", oh I'm sure it'll show up LOL
32:55 CMON TOM! That’s TOO FAR MAN!
Turkey Tom with dat Gohan on Namek cut (RIP the GOAT)
This, this is what Dante was talking about.
I’m glad you got your haircut after the unsub episode
real brother energy
Tom the type of guy to go from a bad haircut to a worse one
Im fart maxxing rn
Don’t you ever fart on my tits again
Tom look so sweet with little hair
“You gotta fight yo barber.” Yuno Miles
Dude if you realized that he’s dressed like filthy frank you’d know what he’s doing
unironically The only sheds I’ve seen was my grandmas shed that was used as a weed shed and my great grandmas shed that had a disabled guy living in it.