half life source: ascension to godhood

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  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Fun Fact: Half-Life Source didn't use to be a horribly broken and buggy mess but no one has updated it over at Valve in so long that the whole thing has pretty much just disintegrated over the years. It's like the game down to its very code is dying because no one has bothered to give it basic life support.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@superderby3895but consider: this 40-year-old sucks

  • @spurdo_of_92
    @spurdo_of_92 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    so, valve, in their infinite wisdom, said "let's take our beloved game, and port it to the source engine!" and then updated the engine multiple times over the years, and never updated the game to match it. volvo plz.

  • @thegetrktshow
    @thegetrktshow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    sped up murder is more hilarious than ragdoll murder

  • @qwerty-bm5gx
    @qwerty-bm5gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Damn the thumbnail art is cute.

  • @themspaintwizard3584
    @themspaintwizard3584 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    7:59 The fucking HimboHypnosis comment was fucking genius.

  • @Andrewnuva199
    @Andrewnuva199 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Your solution to the final boss reminds me of a nice fanfic that novelized the HL games and had Freeman finish of NIlanth by stabbing his crowbar like a sword down into the pointy bits inside his head. It was certainly more dramatically done there.

    • @hubdweller9969
      @hubdweller9969 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Source? I’m curious now.

    • @Andrewnuva199
      @Andrewnuva199 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hubdweller9969 "The Black Mesa Incident" by Super Chocolate Bear, part of a saga of novelizations and 2 side-stories he did based on all the HL2 games (bar Alyx, written long before then. Decay is skipped but a side-story references it). They're all on Internet Archive now if you google the author.

    • @ootahcanadiensis
      @ootahcanadiensis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      c'mon man you can't just say that and not share it

  • @Delkitagawa
    @Delkitagawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    enormos moth pecs caused the scientist to press the "green 'splodey" button, so sad.

  • @borpothewizard
    @borpothewizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    As a moth, I thank you for killing the Anti-Lamper

  • @bommybollins8252
    @bommybollins8252 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i like to think that the moth is ripped with pecs larger than io

  • @takedoesstuff
    @takedoesstuff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the thumbnail with the furry security guard is dug into my brain now. thanks alot

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla ปีที่แล้ว +6

    30:08 Oh god the timing on that. I'm laughing so much I'm choking.

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The thumbnail art always reminds me that Slushie is just a blue foxgirl with a deep voice. Giving off some real Dr. Mrs. The Monarch vibes.

  • @eukyre
    @eukyre ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Despite everything in this video the most cursed thing is seeing HL1 NPCs with HL2 ragdoll physics

  • @007megaoof
    @007megaoof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Your channel is a real gem

  • @localocalocaloidic
    @localocalocaloidic ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i can't believe how many of your videos are absolute bangers. i'm so sad i only found your channel half a year ago, you seriously make some of the most entertaining content i've seen on this site. you deserve so many more subs!! also if you see this tell soda she's fantastic and that she adds SO much to these vids, you two have an amazing energy together

  • @NTE-20XX
    @NTE-20XX หลายเดือนก่อน

    27:24; the scientist cries out in anguish, as the memories of his previous lives (where he was gibbed hundreds of times at 30x speed) come back to him

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The practical use of a laser pipe is the ability to have the fuck off giant beam generator a very safe distance away from what you’re shooting a laser at

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    truly guy fieri's flavortown massacre.

  • @FancyMcSchmancy
    @FancyMcSchmancy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Half-Life Source is a flawless masterpiece with no faults whatsoever.

  • @vladislavkopachinski6548
    @vladislavkopachinski6548 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The moment before the test when they started dancing someone in another room started playing "Tequila" song

  • @Maple-s2j
    @Maple-s2j ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Suddenly hearing music from Okage: Shadow King made me know that this will be a good video

  • @fallencyano9015
    @fallencyano9015 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    im just realising now that voices of the void uses half life sounds because of this video

  • @koroo2891
    @koroo2891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Walks up and chose violence

  • @brownhorn111
    @brownhorn111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You know what I wonder? Because of Valve having to test games for the Steam Deck, I wonder if they have to play this shitty game in order to see if it works for the Deck. That would be funny as heck to me.

  • @LocalGoober10
    @LocalGoober10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The only reason to buy the source port is to use it in Garry’s mod and that’s still a very loose experience

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:47 Wait, is his hitbox in the corner of the room or is he just immune to everything that isn't explosive damage?

    • @ShadeTavish
      @ShadeTavish ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to say it's the latter but like it very well could just be that his hitbox is displaced for some reason

    • @Monsoon.Rebecca
      @Monsoon.Rebecca 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ShadeTavishif the desk barney's hit box is on top of the table then that guy's must also be like that

  • @WizzardTelevision
    @WizzardTelevision ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This game comes with "HL Deathmatch: Source" bundled when I purchased it
    Both of which were an experience

  • @ryukun4713
    @ryukun4713 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know, when Russell said that Gordon got out of the Black Mesa with just crowbar...with a crowbar like that, I think it was true!

  • @ihatetrollingGaming
    @ihatetrollingGaming ปีที่แล้ว +5

    hambelper hurger

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This video is literally perfect, holy SHIT.

  • @SSKY507
    @SSKY507 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:16 me when. When. Me when. Me. When. When. Me when

  • @MrMoustaffa
    @MrMoustaffa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fucking menace at 4:28 lol

  • @sunflowerno.87
    @sunflowerno.87 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:44 WAIT, THAT HEADCRAB IS SUPPOSED TO DIE??? THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME I EVER PLAYED THIS GAME I FUCKING DIED TO IT 😭😭😭😭

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your fear of moths is irrational
    They can help you do your taxes

  • @nfwrambo
    @nfwrambo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The only good thing about half life source these days is the ragdolls and being able to use it to put hl1 stuff in Gmod.

  • @klink_75
    @klink_75 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i just realized something. This is literally Deadwater Gaming at its finest lemao x3

    • @metalslug3fan
      @metalslug3fan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is Deadwater Gaming off the meds

    • @surytrap
      @surytrap 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      we need banana to play google translated now

  • @fynale2049
    @fynale2049 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew this was a good channel when i heard okage music.

  • @MikkyIGuess
    @MikkyIGuess 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    your editing is like grayfruit and your voice is like yup kup but pitched down by like 2 semitones

  • @sixisfiveo
    @sixisfiveo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Darrg! darg! No!

  • @sdgx0
    @sdgx0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    moth life

  • @teradrive64
    @teradrive64 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope since the recording of this video she has had another hamburger helper (It's pretty good I guess)

  • @millie_the_beetle
    @millie_the_beetle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    19:40 PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLAY METAL WOLF CHAOS XD ITS THAT BUT ON CRACK

  • @AveriV1
    @AveriV1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    try beatinn hl2 maps with this

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 ปีที่แล้ว

    No way he finally plays source 1

  • @shingshongshamalama
    @shingshongshamalama 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Actually, Interloper is map c4a1a to c4a1f. This is confusing, as Gonarch's Lair is map c4a2 2a and 2b.

  • @breakinglegsandbreakinghea3167
    @breakinglegsandbreakinghea3167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell yeah Half Life amphetamine%

  • @Lunascaped
    @Lunascaped 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    YT thinks im a furry now

    • @ShakedownDreams
      @ShakedownDreams ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You should be it's fun

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There is no nuance to its algorithms, but fortunately, the same goes for your mind.
      Give it time.

    • @Lunascaped
      @Lunascaped ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ShakedownDreams guess what i am

    • @ShakedownDreams
      @ShakedownDreams ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Lunascapednice

  • @nuhvokva6317
    @nuhvokva6317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love HL source
    The buggy mess that is this bastard port never fails to get a laugh outta me

  • @harrietr.5073
    @harrietr.5073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Song at beginning?

    • @OptiJams
      @OptiJams ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Battle theme from Okage: Shadow King

    • @harrietr.5073
      @harrietr.5073 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@OptiJamsThanks for leading me into the Shadow King music mines.

  • @Elix111
    @Elix111 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Furry barney

  • @slookipos
    @slookipos ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why is Spazmatic and Wayneradio sounds the same?
    Or is it just pure coincidential that they both has similar voices

  • @xann2681
    @xann2681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    uwu

  • @FlameMast
    @FlameMast 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    69th

  • @Lonely_Animation
    @Lonely_Animation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    UwU