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What do you proudly do "wrong?" (r/AskReddit)
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for the pop tart one: as a kid id always eat the edges first, or the crust of a sandwich or whatever else, bc if u get the bad part out of the way first u enjoy the rest of the meal better
I always saw this as the only correct way to eat a poptart.
I do this as well with everything!
@@okami-shaman9548 it is
I would do that with my kitkats dont know if i did it with anything else oh i guess i kinda do it with hot dogs but i kinda just rip the extra bread off the bun and dont eat it
My sister used to play volleyball, every time I would talk about it I would say “bolleyvall” though, my mom has this seasonal decorations that are made of two blocks with each of four faces saying a different word so you can rotate it for different times of the year and still have it out the short one says “welcome, we give, happy, and harvest” the long one corresponds with ( the text is color coordinated so you can tell which goes with which) “friends, thanks, Halloween, and holidays” most of time I leave it at “harvest friends” and nobody ever notices
I eat my ramen dry
I like pronouncing word… “reversed,” I guess you could say. Like, “Mac n’ cheese.” If I brin g that into the conversation, sometimes I then say “chac n’ meese”
I always say "you know what they say," and when someone says what's that? I respond with "a man in a glass house is worth 2 in the bush." It's shocking how many people have no idea what I'm doing lol.
make like a tree, and get the fuck out of my bar.
You can lead a bird to water, but you can't get a horse in a bush
Honestly, those two in the bush look pretty sus to me. Better findout what they're up to. lol
guys i dont get it
My dad always says “never walk under a black cat” and “you can take a horse to water but you can’t make it rain”
I love to explain things incorrectly. For example, the Cold War was named so because Russia is really cold.
Japan stole their flag idea from India because they have an ancient rivalry and Japan wanted to upset India by stealing the bindi.
George Washington was from the state Washington.
It's become standard in my household to proudly exclaim, "Yes!" whenever we drop/break/mess up something.
At work.
"How are you doing?"
Me: Not TOO miserable/horrible/awful/shitty/etc...
My favorite response was from an always looking bummed out security guard: "so, an acceptable level of misery?"
As a burned out security guard, I'm going to start using this
As a gamer I can confirm that 'You only Yolo once' is indeed a very true statement.
“You only you only live once”
@@breademperoar9613 Nope. Try again.
@@shadow_entity9191 sorry “you only you only live once once” forgot the once
ASAP as possible.
@@schmidtythekidd Get the reference?
I learned to whistle by inhaling rather than by exhaling. It’s easier for me that way and while I CAN whistle by exhaling it’s too breathy and inconsistent along with harder to hit notes effectively.
Well I wright all my letters from the bottom, guess I'm a monster
I call toasted bagel toast
everyone yells at me for it lol
I like to use the word literally to mean things which are clearly not literal.
Literally, people lose their shit when I say "Literally....."
I wanted to watch this while eating and now suddenly, everyone is a comedian. I almost choked several times, but it was worth it.
"The FitnessGram™ PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
I bite into string cheese. I do not have the patience to peel off small pieces so i go through them like a bag of chips
1:48 when i sneeze and someone says "bless you", I say "you're welcome".
I eat with my fork in my right hand and knife in my left. I'm right handed, so why would I put the primary utensil in my non dominant hand?
I am ambidextrous and get confused. But I prefer the fork in my right hand
@@slychicken661 Im ambidextrous too so I normally use the primary utensil with the hand I eat my cereal with
How..how else would you do it?
@@TH-camSupportSucks Tables are set with the fork on the left and knife on the right. Maybe the idea is it takes more strength to cut?
@@Verboten_Joey or to cut safely? most people have more control cutting with the dominant hand
I can't brush my teeth without having the tap running, it makes me gag when its not running for some reason
That... Is odd
I love debates over pronunciation of things like caramel and pecan. (My own pronunciations are proudly southern, but now that I don't live in that region, it throws some people for a loop.)
I say “good job” when someone messes up something
That's just being sarcastic..
@@TH-camSupportSucks “thank you”
"From failure, you learn. From success, not so much."
First guy is chaotic evil.
I often use expressions and idioms wrong just to see if people are paying attention.
They are not.
I also eat kiwis skin and all. Found out one day that eating the skin wasn’t bad for you and it’s nice and sour as well.(sour is my fav flavour). I def get strange looks when just biting into it like an apple though :)
The Yolo one and RIP made me LOL laughing
I often say "Bless you!" when someone coughs, esp. if it's a really bad cough.
When my sister was young she used to call the TV guide the street directory. She still does. She's 63.
when someone sneezes i say bless you. also when they burp, fart, hiccup, cough, anything, i say bless you.
I say "gesundheit" when someone farts
I'm a teacher. I proudly teach the way the kids like, not what the higher ups want to see in a lesson. In my last school, they wanted to integrate an online learning program I knew my kids would hate. They wouldn't listen. In secret, I used another FREE website, and waited. Fast forward 3 months, first MAP results came out. My results shot through the roof! Higher up thought it was because of new program, and asked me to present the best way to implement system into the classroom to the rest of the school. The horror on their faces when I told them how I ignored a paid system for a free one, because I knew the kids would hate it! 🤣 🤣 🤣
I also do the "tomato, potato" thing. Glad I am not the only one.
When I was small i had a stuffed polar bear but since I was like 3 or 4 year old I couldn't say the word polar properly so I called it a ola bear. I still call them ola bears when I'm with my family
How do you say alumnniumm?
@@jeffb.i.5574Took me a while to get that the word was aluminium
i say "bravo!" when someone messes up
Some don't eat their pizza crust. Those that do likely eat it when they reach it, but I get it out of the way, so I'll start with the crust, then turn the piece around and eat it normally.
I'm totally blind, so I have had people think I'm unknowingly about to eat my slice backwards and try to help me by taking it away and turning it around.
When the crust tastes nothing, it is wasting my "belly space" xD I only eat the crust if I have garlic dressing to dip it in
@@slychicken661 That makes sense. I might dip it in the sauce that comes with my bread sticks. I really like stuffed crust though.
@@brenthunter5078 same
I call Hawkeye bill Clinton to annoy my friends
I don’t understand why people put milk in their cereal. Or why we use laces instead of Velcro.
Now I can't think how I actually get into a car...
Grammar,it's the funniest shit when out of nowhere I just suddenly have shit grammar,the reactions are so funny
I have pretty good grammar seriously
Idk why but the Slice of paper one took me out
I eat peaches wrong I press the peach over and over turning the insides to liquid but keeping the skin intact then I poke a hole in the skin then drink the peach. I know, I’m a terrible person
The stirring ice cream one (not the milk part just the stir until it is nice and smooth) and the moun-in was what I do
I say "okie dokie artichoke" to mess with my mom
I always shush people when they sneeze.
I also always say RIP in peace
My family doesn't even try to say Worcester shire sauce, we just say wooster sauce
3:02 I also tend to eat the crust first..
6:15 Starbucks puts your sweetener in first and dairy on top.
11:30 I don't get in first, but I definitely turn the faucet on and wait for hot water before pulling the shower knob.
My favourite part of the bread is the top and bottom slice. The thick one that is 50% crust.
It's because of how good it is in soup.
I say bless you for anything, if people burp, sneeze, cough, etc
I’m left handed and played the trumpet in middle and high school, you’re supposed to hold it with your right hand and move the slides and play the keys with your left hand, but I did it vice versa and it would always piss off the director because I was one of the best in my class
when someone says they have a question i say 'quest' as in ask. i dont know why i just started doing it one day and i cant stop
I love the Heat Waves song. Whenever it’s on the car radio, I sing along to it. I thought one of the lyrics was “heat waves be sucking me out” but my dad told me it’s “heat waves be faking me out” and I still sing it wrong.
Small thing, but my ex always uses two question marks instead of one, so he just seems super confused/panicked all the time
I do a few things, some aren't wrong, only weird.
When someone gives me a number, any number.. 42 for example. I'll say "That's more than 41!", another example.. "It costs $69.99" and i'll reply, "That's more than 68 dollars and 98 cents!"
If someone gives me an already round number, like 10 or 20, I'll say "Why not make it a nice even 21." or for 45 for example, "Why not make it a nice even 47."
If they said they paid "OVER" a big number like a few hundred or a thousand, i'll say "That's at least 5!", so for example, if someone said they paid OVER $1200 for a new laptop, i'll say "That's at least 7 dollars!"
Just weird stupid things, and some that are technically correct, but pointlessly stated. It's like "You're not wrong, but holy crap are you off."
5:05 wait, the week doesn't start on monday? It does over here in Europe...
I purposely so "oh how the turn tables" instead of "oh how the tables have turned"
What's the background music you use in your videos?
I also love saying "Technaclly"
my boyfriend calls any form of weed a blunt. joints/dabs/ bongs all blunts, he does it just because it bugs me
The Right Inner Gates Formation.
I Really want it to work tho.😭
Cook pasta sauce : Chop and toss all the raw sauce ingredients into the cold tomato sauce and boil it all in one go... apparently you are supposed to fry the veg then cook it in the sauce.
I mean both ways work. I've worked in kitchens that cook the veggies first, and others that just throw it in and boil overnight. They always tasted good.
5:28 you also trap the steam inside w you when do that. Makes it slightly more pleasant...
My thing is… I bite ice cream lol
5:10 In addition: people who state their work week on odd days(i.e. someone who starts on Wednesday will say "today's my Monday" on wed.) No! It's Wednesday regardless of your schedule 😅
9:03 my friend named his cat Moana and I called her Mona initially to annoy him and now its what we both call her
I usually used to watch the boys go under the things you hold on to while u go down the stairs while going out inside lunch without being caught, so I tried it and the teacher watching us said "NO" and the boys were like :0
Bannisters (or, if you're a product of the pathetic American educational system, "handrails")
The funny thing about the noel one was that we actually have those too and my grandpa's name is Leon
Where to get the best playin at the end please?
i think grey is light grey and gray is dark gray
Exactly.
There's a monkey in the jungle
Watching a vapor trail - Gorillaz 19-2000
When I was little I always thought it said "watching a baby drown". No one ever corrected me until I was much older. I had sung that for so long that I still sing it despite being entirely wrong.
I eat kit kats wrong out of spite
I can't get the battle hymn of the republic tune to match up with that guy's alternate lyrics. He has an extra line in his lyrics
At school I uh, put cheese it’s in my munchable
there's some food that I can't eat without having it clog up my throat, like bread, so i usually drink water mixed with my bites.
6:30 he said porpose better of done that porposely
I put on my pants two legs at a time...
I like this video because someone referenced my favorite band, They Might Be Giants.
Ummm the drying off in the shower girl is NOT doing it "wrong". Right????
right. that's better than drying off in the shower
I pronounce Arceus like Ar-SEE-us instead of Ar-KEY-us. I've been saying it that way since I was 8, I'm probably not gonna stop.
I always pronounce the l in salmon and my sister has declared I'm not allowed to say salmon around her anymore XD
Salmonellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Glory, glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Stood behind the door with a loaded .44
Now the teacher don’t teach no more!
I first heard this when I was ten. I’m 57 now, and that shit never gets old!
0:38 someone is gonna catch this guy
I purposely say the opposite of what I'm actually doing. Kinda started when I was a little kid asked my dad for something and he would say no but then put it in our cart anyway. When he actually meant no he would say can't afford that right now and put it back on the shelf. I don't think he ever actually said yes to anything but was a perfect example of actions speak louder than words so I just started to copy him.
Hey can you hold this for me? Nope (as I'm already holding it)
As I'm going to bed... Good morning.
I'm not in right now, please leave your name and number at the sound of the beep.
*beep*
I will never leave my name or number at the sound of the beep, you can't make me leave my name and number at the sound of the beep, this is me not leaving my name and number at the sound of the beep, don't call me back when you don't get this.
The last one I only do if the person already has my number and would easily recognize my voice over the phone.
menos dias is the best thing i ever saw. i'm adopting it!
I like to use the term "Work smarterer, not harder" in ENG and Afrikaans(Werk Slimider, nie harder nie) bc it sounds so funny to me and I love saying it
Always pour my milk first and add cereal after.
omg no not a slice of paper, my english teacher in 11th grade said that and ppl pointed it out every single time
I don't pick my hand up when writing the letter T, so it just looks like an upside down 4, everyone assumes I tried to write a D
While doing burpees I like to jump and not slow myself down, but land on my stomach.
Wait I actually do the bunny ear tie for my shoes too! My fingers just can't do the actual way, but this way is far easier.
Today I learned that I am strange
I am very proud to write, I live my life in a manner every one says is wrong and dangerous. I live alone, work alone, am always alone. I have no friends, no girlfriend, no aquaintences. It is said that is unhealthy and dangerous. I beg to differ. I am far healthier than most people. I have far more stanima, endurance, and strength than people half my age. As for my job, I get paid over triple what most college graduates make. If anything, my solitude has made my life better, not worse.
"Most college graduates" these days are fighting for jobs that pay above minimum wage.
@@tedcoop4392 Unfortunately, then they have the crippling debt of a mediocre education and la led over qualified for warehouse jobs, truck driving, lowly IT professional, and the such. They then wind up denying they ever went to college so they can work at an oil change place, or as a waiter, or as a McDonald's manager.
@@indridcold8433 I'm just saying that "over triple what college graduates make" doesn't mean much.
@@tedcoop4392 You are absolutely right. Perhaps I should change it to ten times what a college graduate makes. But that would still only put me at $ an hour. Wow! College really is for suckers that believe in leprechauns, mermaids, genies, and noble politicians.
@@indridcold8433 College is very useful, but not for nearly as many people as are goaded into enrolling. Many people find it invaluable, and I would prefer not to live in a world without physicians, scientists, or engineers. But so many schoolchildren are told that they won't make anything of themselves (whatever that means) without a degree, when they'd be better off with a technical certificate or an apprenticeship.
I say "same difference" people hate me for it but I like the saying
I turn on the shower when I take a shit, both to let people know that I'm in there and for the white noise.
I say nece-celery (not necessarily)
Sammiches
Stragety instead of strategy...
Alfalalfala (alfalfa)
Gooderer (add extra "er" to most words)
Im perfectly capable of saying the words correctly...
i like to check people are listening 🤷♀️😂
I always thought is was natural to write S and 8 from the bottom upward. Always done it, always will
“What do you do like a dipshit to piss ppl off.” Changed the title for ya.
I shake people's hand.........with my left hand!!!!!
Ngl kiwi skin tastes fine, always used to eat it normally until I had a no fs given moment and since then I eat it like an apple
People near where I live say tree instead of three.
Hindsight is 50/50.
My sister eats THE WHOLE APPLE
I do the other wrong way of skinning cats. There is more than 1 way after all.
Eat pizza. But hold on:
I pill off the toppings and (in some cases) eat them separate from the pizza.
This is the only proper way!!