Send this to unfunny quirky furry. le epic discord: / discord (filled with people who like to start drama, not gonna name any names, but their name is krimson) #furry #animation #quindarious_gooch
@@MajorCloog listen the bible says that A person is not allowed to insert his organs into electrical objects i mean the bible says simply ig u saw a A tree with teeth or a human face Must kill no question 🔥🏛️🔥 listen close the bible is purely truth about reality and everything living words of god and wake up the Illuminati and the satan worker already working
I think that was the internet calling to ask you to pick your side. The furry or average cultured joe. Both horny with thier limits, but can still join the dark side of twitter
Having nightmares from seeing a furry at my haven of relaxation, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your jokes are just hurting kids. You always come up with the excuse that you mess with everyone but you're just hating furry kids. Like I wouldn't care if it were some fetish furries but you're just hating kids.
naaa, I talk about more than just kids, it just so happens to be that most of these furry channels are owned by kids, im not trying to focus my videos on kids, any furry is subject to this, it do not matter
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.
00:25 hiya, that’s my friend kangaroo, she’s literally a child, 11 years old, and not even a furry dude, I don’t get why you added her, but this video is pretty dang funny 00:33 l oh right, my other friend kattra, *also not a furry*
![ผัวเถื่อน - ยูริ โตเกียวมิวสิค [ OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P08ORRVDGl8/mqdefault.jpg)
Aye aye aye, pornelius Hubert or quandarius gooch, foe today, one of them ain’t gon fit (ain’t gon fit)
quandarius is a must
I like murderous toaster
Frogge
:3
@@MajorCloog listen the bible says that A person is not allowed to insert his organs into electrical objects i mean the bible says simply ig u saw a A tree with teeth or a human face Must kill no question 🔥🏛️🔥 listen close the bible is purely truth about reality and everything living words of god and wake up the Illuminati and the satan worker already working
Underneath my subscriptions there was a video about not hating on furries and right above it was this video. I honestly love this video so much
I think that was the internet calling to ask you to pick your side. The furry or average cultured joe. Both horny with thier limits, but can still join the dark side of twitter
Fuck those lycanthropic lunatics
Based
0:46 *the way how he jumps is just cute*
yes
It's even cuter when they ripping furry gut out 😍😍
He does remind me of that one famous dictator... What was his name... Uhh...
The allegations:
I love how it went from cute at first to borderline gore lmao
Classic
**htf music intensifies**
Wdym? He sayed fuck you to us
salami
Toaster is a furry there’s a lot of furries called toasters and what they are rlly called are protogens
@@silasannanack6129 throw them into a pool and watch them turn into the flash.
not in speed terms but in electricity
“You don’t need to stick a fork for the toaster to kill you!”
- some retired salesman I found in the alleyway
hey bud, can you go to that alleyway at 3:AM and tell us what happened
It all started when I found a $4.99 toaster on Craigslist...
"Me" I'll take your entire stock
Yo its that one guy from repentance the bindong of kill me
Just be a furry to be killed by a toaster without using a fork
Oh, toasters. They’re great bathbombs, btw. :’)
Don't let the mechanicus hear you say that
For furries
My brother did that 2 years ago. He’s still taking a bath. I think he REALLY loves the bathbomb
oh cool gonna go try it out AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zhongli pfp
i love toasters now they cured my depression
Same
@Aleksa Vuksa yes
@Aleksa Vuksa yes if they dont draw weird shit they are epic i mean even rune is in the cloog staff now
I love the toaster didnt cure my depresion
@@bril3961 ok weird weeb try to fuck a anime ass
I feel that he's the best example for pest control
me, a furry watching toasters brutally murder furries: _now this is what you call quality content_
WAIT CLOOG YOU JUST GONNA IGNORE THIS
CLOOH TAKE THE CHAINSAW OR THE FLAME TROWET AND KILL THIS FURRY NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Same
Remember: he only hates the badfurs (i think)
Having nightmares from seeing a furry at my haven of relaxation, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The only furry I respect.
does the toaster have a pencil too?
No
Prolly
@@EWR3700 Nope, Cloog and the toaster are holy heaven people.
I love this little toaster guy! So wholesome and innocent :)
The toaster guy is name sam
sam 🥺
sam
sam
sam
This is honestly funny af
do you hate furry
@@Thunder-bolt488 yes if they are zoo/pred
Here the groomer comes!!!
Overused
Your whole identity is hating furrys
it is
Keeps children safe
@@Clownpissgaming yup
@@Clownpissgaming not all furries are pedos stop stereotyping but for the 0.01% that are are the only ones that deserve to be in this video
Kay - Jay did you know that the first post on furrifinaty was a bunch of fat fetish shit? Get a life.
Various Tasks: ✅
hi
Derask• UwU broo its furry man!1!1!1!1!
Pengwooh no stop i’m not a furry
Derask• UwU broo its yiff man!1!1!1!1!
Pengwooh stoppp 😭😭
The fact that it's using the music from the toaster area in Pikuniku is absolutely amazing to me.
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE REALIZES
I was looking for the song name for forever, thanks
This man just loves pikuniku
This aged like milk 💀
Major Cloog has every smart humans humor.
"Here I come!" Said major cloog as he came in- I mean came to the child
He is not a pedo.
Major groom
Overused
@@LORDLord-zg3wu yes, but it is true, and you just responded to a comment from 2 months ago.
@@guest_account231 I know but overused
don't you hate it when your toaster goes on killing spree and takes over your company?
worst thing ever
@@MajorCloog I know right
@@MajorCloog (help me the furry disease is taking over my brain HELP)
@@skyena260
You pathetic shit.
You failed at living.
This is surprisingly fluid. Did you animate this by yourself??
he did
I wonder why he's so good at drawing furries
This is brutal I LOVE IT
Yep. :)
Major Cloog's furry killing videos inspired me to plan to make content with killing communists in a brutal way.
How did you get so good at gore you fucking psychopsth i love you
Thanks I really appreciate it!
The Toaster behind The Slaughter
Heh clever
Ha see I knew it! Sam always had a purpose other that to bake toast!
What the fuck bro
If you’re wondering why the toast is so hard it can shatter a skull, it’s because it’s Russian bread.
Oh no. He is coming. HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!!
Sam is kinda cute when not responsible for a murder.
But is menacing when they are.
i need to know what voice he uses 😭😭
He’s doing god’s work
@@dfprod.not sure but could be sam the og test to speech
0:24 now that’s what I call a smoothie
Yum!
Their tears adds the flavor
@@yudishundomo3996 yes very delicious
@@yudishundomo3996 CONSUME
as a furry
i can say
i love canibalism now
Major cloog = best TH-camr
This is one of my favorite songs in Pikuniku and I like how you used one of the obstacles.
He became what he wanted to destroy 😁
Raymond dies
Funny
Laughed
Incredibly funny!!! Haha
Haha funny funny
@katzkitfox animation ??? le problem?
@katzkitfox animation fun to animate and furries are nasty
@katzkitfox animationexcept it does. I dont like furries, and this is fun to animate
0:56 *:pogbread:*
My hand hurts like hell but this soothes the pain
0:20 didn't know the final boss of cloog eternal just had to be choked with toaster wires to die
Make this a doom mod and ill play it
Oof that means there’s gonna be a Kattra15 boss and a Coydog790 boss
When the toast said fuck you. I knew this was top tier animation
This is adorable
0:33 wait.....is that-
lmao probably
That's Kattra we yt friends
It appears the pentagon has been breached
@@Fact_core by who
Dang this is actually making me worry about our community lol
Eep same
The only thing i can say is
run
Yes leave the furry fandom
Sam is coming
“Sleep tight, fart fucker.”
Because Sam will make sure that will be your last sleep that you ever slept.
despite the furry killing the song is kind of a vibe
ĐıffərəntıătəĐ hey I saw you on jawunleahses stream
@@eatyourcereal4956 oh nice
Yo what’s the song?
@@thatboi6821 toastopia by calum bowen
Behold
The cursed toaster with vengeful anti furry spirits dwelling in it
:(
Fruit_Twisty *sing the praise of the toaster*
@@themorningping9075 *no I'm a furry*
@@fruit_twisty6683 the toasters coming for you..
You can't stop it...
Finally a creative animation meme!
"Send this to unfunny quirky furry."
HmMm.. I caN onLy ThiNk Of One PeRsoN
hint her name starts with a M and she typed this comment
No Fucker
- michael staab
Get the fuck off furry
This same toaster...is now...coming for *you.*
I was going to say this was the most wholesome video cloog has posted, but I forgot to watch the rest of the video
I GUESS YOU... *RUSHED* TO CONCLUSIONS, EH?
Sure, toaster sam may have the partygoer smile (DON'T SEARCH IT UP), but he is just SO adorable
Why not search him up
0:20 finally, the Sans of Animal Crossing is dead now...
Imagine furries yiffed the toaster
They would never!
if they do i riot
So this is where Major Cloog lives…
I GROOM MINERS !!!!
@@22darkmanTHIS IS WHERE MY DISCORD GOT DOXXED ON 4CHAN
@@Just_qeiCLOOG INC.
@@godsword6330 WHERE PEDOPHILES AND GROOMERS ALIKE COME TO GROOM!
AND WE DON'T NEED VERIFICATION, BECAUSE WE WANT MINORS HERE!
is anyone gonna talk about the toaster throwing bread words at eachother? i think there is an a secret message for a furry
I’m not a furry and I saw it 😭😭😭
top 10 words before disaster
1:05
Imagine a gravestone titled…
Billy Bob
1969-2000
Died by toaster
Raymond fans: *literally hits the dislike button*
me (as a Raymond fan): *-this is fine-*
This is *fine*
@@mayerlam4625 I know
Sam is the best companion ever
So the salami lid wont fit like dat
Edit: oh nvm it fits perfectly
Your jokes are just hurting kids. You always come up with the excuse that you mess with everyone but you're just hating furry kids. Like I wouldn't care if it were some fetish furries but you're just hating kids.
naaa, I talk about more than just kids, it just so happens to be that most of these furry channels are owned by kids, im not trying to focus my videos on kids, any furry is subject to this, it do not matter
@@MajorCloog Liar
heartbroken Vaporeon ?
Toaster.
Toast
*dead furry*
*dead [insert random furry animator here]*
Hold up, This toaster isnt plugged in!
I will forever cherish this
Not anymore
@@thelordevan sadly, why all the cool people turn out liking kids. Like damn
@@mr.yellow1988 yeah cloog was my fav TH-camr at one point too
holy toaster commits holy crimes against unholy abominations
Also local man to smart too be cancelled
This animation is so smooth what the hell-
Random dog: *grabs toast* my toastie X3
Same: *punch* NOT TODAY BISH
*sends **0:20** to every animal crossing fan*
No worries, i already saw it lol
Sunpuppi same *im fine with Raymond dying even if I’m his fan*
it’s Firewolf564 YT༄ same lol
I support you boy. Can I join the army?
the "Sleep tight, fart fucker." at the end caught me off guard
0:31 I'M SORRY IS THAT LINCOLN LOUD
No WTF
Shut the fuck up furry
and major cloog there’s been some art that’s have if you kiss a furry and I tell you THAT STUFF IS CRAP I did not sceach that up
This aged well.
FUCK BRO ITS VERY RARE TO FIND THE PERSON WHO HAS THE SAME INTEREST ON FURRYS (yeah im a big furry hater)
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.
If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.
For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.
For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.
They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.
The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.
A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted
A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.
This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.
The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.
A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.
Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense.
The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.
Yes
13 year old animal crossing players seeing raymond dying : DISLIKE!!!!😠😠😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😈🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😡😠🤬😠
0:23 top ten saddest anime moments
All toasters toast toast!
*Hotel Mario reference*
I love children
I am basically in the middle of hate furrys and being a furry
this video always makes me happy thanks major :)
Toasters:just vibing
A furry: steals there toast
Toasters: time to die
I need a 10 hours version of this.
glad to see pikuniku and its goated music finally getting used
Raymond is dead sam did it!
He is a legend
Furry killing speed boost if put in a bath tub.
And I'd like to say with my juice I'd like a bit more furry guts not to much fur
Yes
Don't steal the toast. *you will perish for your sins*
NEVER USE THE TOASTER
Nice animation as always Cloog!
Always are awesome. :)
This is the reason why i like this toaster
ah yes my favorite food, furry toast
00:25 hiya, that’s my friend kangaroo, she’s literally a child, 11 years old, and not even a furry dude, I don’t get why you added her, but this video is pretty dang funny
00:33 l oh right, my other friend kattra, *also not a furry*
Lol no it’s not them
Toasters are true gods
Friendly Zoo animals are True Gods
Sam has a funny face. Pure face of happiness when he's killing
Aight, we have furry juice for dinner today
*t a s t y*
I use to never troll, but after The incident, we do a little trolling it’s called we do a little trolling
😥1:05
I wanna be like this guy but more VOILENCE and a lil more VOILENCE with a tad bit more of charecter development
The animation is so smooth
0:18 the head looks like that roblox ugc wolf head. Am i the only one who saw that?
its actually hard to hate this cuz its well animated...
Well good. I don’t want to see a childish furry hate on someone who is thinking clearly.