“I’m the love interest for the main character.” Either that or they’re brother and sister with an estranged relationship and being sucked into the game will make them care more for each other. Another trope I can see from miles away.
@@RoscoeBaleful Don't just report the bots (not like youtube is even going to ban them anyways), report them to the FBI, upload videos spreading awareness about the bots, tell your friends and family about it. Because the bots have an evil agenda to propagate and normalize predatory behavior and demented actions.
@@tylzzr Wrong, bots don't reply back okay actually they do though sometimes so it makes me very confused when I think about it too much now... Damn sorry.
NOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU ALERTED THE PREDATOR BOTS!! (Seriously though, WARN your friends and family about the bots, they have an evil agenda to normalize and propagate victimizing "miners")
They could make it a 2D animated movie. I don't by the animation is expensive excuse when every recent movie has cost more than one hundred million dollars
Speak it away you know we're actually making a remake I can send a link to the video right now because it literally came out right after the Minecraft trailer
Its just a bad joke spammed by bots. Minecraft Story Mode was genuinely decent if you can jump over your own shadow and just take it at face value. Was it a masterpiece? No, but it was fun and told a decent story.
If only Matthew Broderick were available, he’d make a cameo reprising his Gadget role from the 1999 live-action movie just so that he could help Jack Black Steve build brown bricks with Minecrap
Everyone’s gonna be inches away from being killed… then someone will fight them up. It’ll be out of focus so we can’t tell who it is. Then we’ll see the back of the persons head, and they’ll have red hair. “Who are you?”, one of the characters will ask. She’ll turn around super dramatically and, in a super serious tone… “I’m Alex.”
It’s also worth noticing that legendary pictures did the mob design as they are some ones that worked on detectives pikachu movie and Godzilla Monsterverse films since 2014 Godzilla.
"The kids'll transported into Minecraft like in Jumanji" "Yeeeaahh that's good" *sprinkles sherbet on desk* "Sassy black female companion? Oh, and Jason Momoa. Not sure where to put him yet tho" "Yeeessss.." *snorts a line* "And how about - get this - Jack Black as STEVE!" "OMIGOD WE'RE GENIUSES" *heandbangs face into powdered table*
It's called "Minecraft shoe ter" and you can find it on browser game websites. For some reason it seems like TH-cam deleted my comment so I had to censore that one word in case it's triggering the filter for some reason.
Because taking notes from the Mario movie on how to make a videogame movie adaptation is a very tough work *P.D:* i actually like the creeper being fuzzy, as i think we all see the creeper as some type of creature made out of moss
one job. the plot couldve easily been steve spawning in the world but acting as if its completely normal, working hard every day to make a liveable environment, find out there is someone thats not as robotic as villagers (alex) and have her as a love interest, they discover the ender dragon beat it blah blah blah basically your average minecraft gameplay but with movie narratives inserted. i honestly dont know why they didnt just do that because it wouldve made way more money even with the 2 year audience
I'm genuinely so excited to watch this movie. It's gonna be shit. it's gonna be so predictable and that'll make it funny. Like I knew it was going to be awful but this movie seem like it's gonna be worse than I ever imagined which is perfect. Also Jack Black.
I could already see how this movie would end, it would be revealed in the end that Steve was stucked on Minecraft but he rather stay since 'it is my home', then sad violin sounds while the kid character cries.
What about the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie, the 2001 Jolie Tomb Raider movie, the 2007 Hitman movie, Uwe Boll’s Postal or the Angry Birds Movie? Those movies are good
They should've made it where it's just the animated parts that are in the movie, and improve from there. Cus from this standpoint, it just looks so dull knowing that all of that is just from a green screen.
0:15 I legitimately thought Minecraft was some game with nudity as a kid and avoided it for a while. I saw the trailer for pocket edition on the playstore, and it showed a guy on the toilet, so I never played until my cousins showed me it's not what I thought it was
Considering this is yet another live-action video game movie, my expectations were already low from the start. Outside of most animated adaptations, only 1995 Mortal Kombat, Uwe Boll’s Postal and even the Paramount Sonic movies are the only good video game movie adaptations while the rest are trash
This is probably ragebait, but just in case its not... What the actual frick are you talking about? Are you seriously going to tell me that the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie and Uwe Boll’s Postal movie count as the only good live action videogame adaptations? Look, if you enjoy them, great, im not here to tell you that your opinion is invalid just because most people dont agree with you, but... like, a lot of people dont agree with you. I will even concede that your picks for best live action video game movies are better than a lot of the other choices from the early days, like the Old Super Mario Bros movie, or DOOM with the Rock in it, or live action Silent Hill, or the Resident Evil movies... but the Mortal Kombat movie you mentioned is a cheese fest and the Postal movie is DEFINITELY not for everyone. Are you just going to forget about Amazons Fallout show? How about HBO and their Last of Us show? What about Detective Pikachu? What the heck are you talking about? Technically the Dungeons and Dragons movie is based off of a game, not a videogame, but there have been videogame adaptations of Dungeons and Dragons, so it sort of counts if you stretch it, and that was fun too. And while yeah, you mention that the animated adaptations are often better, you fail to mention just how many of those animated adaptations came out SUPER RECENTLY, like Castlevania/Nocturne , The Super Mario Bros movie, Nier Automata anime, Cyberpunk Edgerunners... oh yeah, and did I mention ARCANE? We have been getting so many good game adaptations recently! I get that its not perfect, the Borderlands movie just came out and it was terrible, and we recently also had DOOM Annihilation, and that new Mortal Kombat movie was really not good, but still, for the most part, things are looking really up for video game adaptations.
@@noahboddy1484But seriously, your copypasta word salad screams “just consoom product.” Have you tried to go outside rather than typing a tl;dr three-paragraph essay about how you love to consoom product?
Burger Pizza Yields: 4 servings Prep time: 20 minutes Cook time: 15-20 minutes Ingredients: * 1 pre-made pizza crust * 1 pound ground beef * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1/4 cup ketchup * 1/4 cup mustard * 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce * 1 teaspoon dried oregano * 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder * 1/4 teaspoon black pepper * 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese * 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese * Lettuce leaves * Tomato slices * Pickles Instructions: * Preheat oven: Preheat your oven to 450°F (230°C). * Prepare pizza crust: Place the pre-made pizza crust on a baking sheet. * Cook ground beef: In a large skillet, cook the ground beef over medium heat until browned. Drain any excess grease. * Add seasonings: Stir in the onion, ketchup, mustard, Worcestershire sauce, oregano, garlic powder, and black pepper. Cook for a few more minutes, or until the flavors have combined. * Assemble pizza: Spread the cooked beef mixture evenly over the pizza crust. Top with the shredded cheddar and mozzarella cheeses. * Bake: Bake in the preheated oven for 15-20 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the cheese is melted and bubbly. * Assemble burgers: Remove the pizza from the oven and let it cool for a few minutes. Top with lettuce leaves, tomato slices, and pickles. Enjoy your delicious burger pizza! Optional variations: * Add bacon: Cook bacon until crispy and add it to the pizza before baking. * Use different cheese: Try using different types of cheese, such as provolone or Swiss. * Add toppings: Add other toppings, such as mushrooms, olives, or jalapeños. My reicpe is better than your slop
0:30 Diesel really said memorise rather than mesmerise so cringe 😬 cringe diesel delete the video
that was kinda cringe yeah
@@dieselpatches Common diesel L
I’ve never felt like unsubbing until now, this is genuinely such a cringe moment
@@dieselpatches Please delete your channel.
Bro I legit unsubbed diesel you need to do better
Ah Jason Momoa, from conquering the oceans, to driving hypercars....to now cosplaying as Dora the Explorer
How the mighty have fallen
@Ppp-r3v🤨
It honestly looks like Jason might be the best part of this garbage movie because he doesn’t take it seriously
I'm betting the pink clothes and blonde hair is a "subtle" nod that this character is trans
Just a theory
Holy shit, now I can't unsee it 😂
They didn't even try with Steve. They just slapped a shirt on Jack black and told him to play Jack black.
To be fair, that’s kinda funny, and the only good thing I’ll say about this trailer
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
They could’ve got DanTDM to play Steve.
Jack Black is pretty much the only unironically good thing in the trailer and he’s a completely ironic presence (and also Jason Momoa he’s chill)
Can we talk about how he's wearing a V-neck and a turtleneck of the SAME color??
“I am Steve.”
No he’s literally Jack Black in Blue.
Wjeh dndbege qjshdh
Fr, not even a new haircut. Just straight up Jack Black.
So now he is Jack Blue.
Did they run out of money or something?
@Ppp-r3v ukuya kwakho ejele
“I’m the love interest for the main character.”
Either that or they’re brother and sister with an estranged relationship and being sucked into the game will make them care more for each other. Another trope I can see from miles away.
and what's wrong with that?
@@koxbalon did u even read the comment
its a common trope and its not fun and unique, thats all.
Wat if the main character is a minecraft youtuber? 😅
Or both. It is a American movie after all
@@mohammedabdul4832nah that’s Japan thing
The director said at the beginning of the year that he wanted to avoid the ugly Sonic situation. Let that sink in.
@Ppp-r3v the fuck is wrong with you?
This movie had a director?
@Ppp-r3vYou have no purpose in life and I hope you don't last another day on earth.
*Let's sink in
@Ppp-r3v that's so cool *pisses your pants*
I can't wait for them to put a Minecraft TH-camr cameo only for 2 weeks later that same TH-camr is accused of some stuff
@Ppp-r3vwho invited blud to the r3t@rd function?
@Ppp-r3vdude holy shit
@@RoscoeBaleful Don't just report the bots (not like youtube is even going to ban them anyways), report them to the FBI, upload videos spreading awareness about the bots, tell your friends and family about it. Because the bots have an evil agenda to propagate and normalize predatory behavior and demented actions.
@@fedorahatguys7979They’re just one of those stupid bots, report them.
Don’t jinx it!
This looks like a 2014 era TH-cam video with way too big a budget
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
Bot ahh reply section
@@Huck5-7 Just report them.
They announced it in 2014 lmfao
Agreed completely
They hired the most roundest person as the blockiest video game character.
As soon as they said it was live action, everyone knew it would suck. The whole movie looks Ai generated.
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
How does it look Ai generated? Im just curious because I didn't get that impression!
No, it doesn't even look slightly AI Generated.
Some screenshots definitely look liek ai@@goldister_dawg
@p-__ my farts are tastier than diesel farts
The people who made this movie have never played Minecraft.
2 bots in the same space
@@TurtleChad1 Sadly true lol
@@tylzzr Wrong, bots don't reply back okay actually they do though sometimes so it makes me very confused when I think about it too much now... Damn sorry.
This guy again.
>my toddler came out as trans
Those "realistic minecraft" videos from 2018 were really telling us something.
This will be Minecraft in 2024
🎶 I am placing blocks n shit cause I'm in fucking Minecraft 🎶 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@Ppp-r3vgoofball
I'd rather have this masterpiece be the movie than whatever the final product is.
🎶Ohhhhhh my goooood, is that...a fucking PIG🎶
The movie has the whole internet going on a minecraft story mode apology tour
My 10 year old ass was the lead animator and production manager
But you're 11 now.
NOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU ALERTED THE PREDATOR BOTS!!
(Seriously though, WARN your friends and family about the bots, they have an evil agenda to normalize and propagate victimizing "miners")
You will be held accountable
"Nothing built lasts forever, Gabriel."
*- Ivor (Minecraft Story Mode)*
Wow, that's so deep.
I can already hear the "Erm... insert dangerous mob name is RIGHT behind me, isn't he?" from a mile away
Remember when companies were scared of losing money?
minecraft movie be like
>movie about squares
>Steve is played by a circle
are they stupid?
They could make it a 2D animated movie. I don't by the animation is expensive excuse when every recent movie has cost more than one hundred million dollars
They could've just made minecraft storymode a feature length film
Netflix
@@redactedinfo8557meh
Speak it away you know we're actually making a remake I can send a link to the video right now because it literally came out right after the Minecraft trailer
@@waterhose8467yapped so much yet nothing was said
It's money laundering, change my mind.
Only if they don't release it
@@SaaaahdooodLove your profile picture.
@@chellienippie2300 its so contradictory 10/10
I like how everyone starts appreciating Minecraft Story Mode after the movie trailer dropped, y'all missed out a lot of great things lmao.
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
@@p-__ Yooo, it's the bot from Penguinz0!
Its just a bad joke spammed by bots. Minecraft Story Mode was genuinely decent if you can jump over your own shadow and just take it at face value. Was it a masterpiece? No, but it was fun and told a decent story.
@@_ANDRE.A decent yet convoluted story
I always found story mode funny bruh even though the game itself wasn't that good 🙏
Im not a Minecrafy fan but i think they should've just went with the Super Mario Bros Approach and just made the whole movie animated🤷🏾♂️
this 100% 😭😭
They also should have gotten Chris Pratt as Steve.
0:17….. the horrors
Bro I completely forgot that monsterity of a channel existed until this video
Gooning addiction patient zero
Diesel gave me a gawk gawk 3000 in the back of a walmart
@Ppp-r3verm, uhm, sigma!
Same
@Ppp-r3vfreaky ahh bot
no teeth? -109999993884848848585/10.
That downbad I see interesting
They should've gone the Lego Movie route and made it all animated and be a story of some character trying to achieve an OP skill in Minecraft.
"I'm the love interest for the kid main character."
Diesel they're siblings 😭
So? You forget the times we live in now?
@@brosephbroman7564 crazy
@brosephbroman7564 bro you're weird
@@amarigamer1192 Society is weird for accepting it and pushing it. Not me. You're weird for not seeing that.
And it is normal in america
Pyrocynical video title: Minecraft movie looks really awful = terrible slop🤢🤮
Diesel video title: Minecraft movie looks terrible = God tier slop🙏✝️
I just want to know if Inspector Gadget will be in this move
If only Matthew Broderick were available, he’d make a cameo reprising his Gadget role from the 1999 live-action movie just so that he could help Jack Black Steve build brown bricks with Minecrap
They just made everything have square edges in the world it doesn’t even look made of individual blocks
This is our generation’s version of the 1993 Mario movie
Even in books that use the same concept as the movie...the least they do, IS MAKE THE CHARACTERS BLOCKY
DanTDM could’ve played Steve.
No, I am steve!
That would've been a great idea. He could make a great steve but like always, Hollywood has no common sense...
They'll destroy everything we grew up watching and playing.
Surprisingly, the only franchise that hasn’t been ruined yet is Peanuts of all things. PEANUTS.
@@nerdgeekman For now. Until nothing on Earth is left untainted.
@@UnwantedGhost1-anz25 as long as the Charles Schultz estate is still active, they’ll be fine.
Just put a blue shirt on Jack black and said “that’s Steve!”☠️
"A Minecraft Movie"
Not "The" Movie
"A Movie"
It certainly is one that exists that has Minecraft in it, yes.
That means they're gonna make another
I bet you could change the world to Terraria and the movie would be literally the exact same but with different monsters
@ultradeathboy Oh god...
That is, if the reception is any good (won't) or if the shareholders reach their projected box office sales, hopefully not...
@@jaoofy Exactly, it's just sad.
They milk everything and they’re not afraid to admit it anymore
I bet they're expecting us to scream in the theater when jack black says he's steve
Everyone’s gonna be inches away from being killed… then someone will fight them up. It’ll be out of focus so we can’t tell who it is. Then we’ll see the back of the persons head, and they’ll have red hair.
“Who are you?”, one of the characters will ask.
She’ll turn around super dramatically and, in a super serious tone… “I’m Alex.”
I would’ve enjoyed it more if the animation was that of Minecraft Story Mode. Live action doesn’t not automatically equal good.
It’s also worth noticing that legendary pictures did the mob design as they are some ones that worked on detectives pikachu movie and Godzilla Monsterverse films since 2014 Godzilla.
Thanks. I'll jot this down on my modern movies I won't watch list.
3:49 Your deadpan delivery is so good 😂
In the trailer they build something that straight up isn’t in the game, so your Lion guess honestly may not be that far off
4:20 haha funny number
U ten?
@@arianzd2933I hate ppl
@@arianzd2933🤓
Nobody finds it funny anymore
I don't even question Diesel's gameplay anymore.
I wish they would have animated it and really leaned into the absurdity of the world, like in the lego movies. I wanted square headed protagonists.
2:18 The Minecraft Movie will not be complete without the inclusion of one of these notorious Predators.
"The kids'll transported into Minecraft like in Jumanji"
"Yeeeaahh that's good" *sprinkles sherbet on desk*
"Sassy black female companion? Oh, and Jason Momoa. Not sure where to put him yet tho"
"Yeeessss.." *snorts a line*
"And how about - get this - Jack Black as STEVE!"
"OMIGOD WE'RE GENIUSES" *heandbangs face into powdered table*
Video game movie adaptation
Hollywood: "Lets cast Jack Black"
This looks some some 2015 Minecraft IRL IN VR AT 3AM ( GOES WRONG!!! ) video but disguised as a Hollywood feature film
1:10 ok wtf is he playing in the background LMAO
It's called "Minecraft shooter", you can find it on those browser game websites.
Minecraft, that's what the whole video is about.
Minecraft Bro how do you not see The Blocks and creatures
It's called "Minecraft shoe ter" and you can find it on browser game websites.
For some reason it seems like TH-cam deleted my comment so I had to censore that one word in case it's triggering the filter for some reason.
@@Abaw cool, thanks!
Because taking notes from the Mario movie on how to make a videogame movie adaptation is a very tough work
*P.D:* i actually like the creeper being fuzzy, as i think we all see the creeper as some type of creature made out of moss
Another case of "Oh it's a VIDEO GAME for KIDS? Surely we don't need to follow the source material then! Surely we can do SO much better!"
one job. the plot couldve easily been steve spawning in the world but acting as if its completely normal, working hard every day to make a liveable environment, find out there is someone thats not as robotic as villagers (alex) and have her as a love interest, they discover the ender dragon beat it blah blah blah basically your average minecraft gameplay but with movie narratives inserted. i honestly dont know why they didnt just do that because it wouldve made way more money even with the 2 year audience
I'm genuinely so excited to watch this movie. It's gonna be shit. it's gonna be so predictable and that'll make it funny. Like I knew it was going to be awful but this movie seem like it's gonna be worse than I ever imagined which is perfect. Also Jack Black.
2:41 "I am Steve.." *cuts to an opening scene from Cars*
I am speed
3:27 joke of the year 🤣
bro deleted his nikocado video after realizing how much of an L take he had on him 💀
Why what he say?
⬆️
Hopefully they pull a sonic and remodel the animals, because they look pretty awful.
Literally my first thought when I saw it was we’re back in 2010 were funny faces and reactions are funny. I felt like I was watching a Smosh video.
3:10 bro i have that exact knife
Worst part about this is that it’s probably to far into production to fix the art style
That lion maker joke just rejogged my memory
Currently writing an apology form to minecraft story mode.
Diesel Patches.
weasel batches*
@Ppp-r3vbro what the actual fuck
@@Bedic-Mag IT’S. A. BOT. COMMENT…
Bedic-Mag Dude has too much time on his hands. Idk what I was expecting but..wtf
Piesel Datches
"I'm steve".
that's it thats when videogame adaptations died
They were dead on arrival
@@theactualTVBMent more like "thats where the road ends" kind of thing, no company is gonna touch another videogame adaptation after this
The Mario Movie exists@@theactualTVB
2:18 I like that reference
Isn’t he a you know
@@Golem-Witch-Wizard-Army yep
Finally Diesel is playing a game that he's fucking good at
Btw, looking back, captain N , hilarious name. We all know what it stands for.
Hollywood: we heard you were tired of seeing chris pratt in everything, so we're putting jack black in everything instead!
This has been in the work for ten years btw
no way.......
My favorite part of the trailer is when Steve said “it’s mining time” and started texting minors
Why is aquaman dressed as if he is coming out of barbie movie bruh?
They gotta feminize him
I’m almost confident there’s a scene where they’ll be around the campfire talking about their feelings. Then the zombies come and they kill them all
2:39 that edit was too perfect and so unexpected 😂
I could already see how this movie would end, it would be revealed in the end that Steve was stucked on Minecraft but he rather stay since 'it is my home', then sad violin sounds while the kid character cries.
What happened to the Nikocado video bro wtf I was just watching it
We had two great games turned into good adaptations (Super Mario Bros, and Sonic the Hedgehog.) Now it's all down hill from here.
What about the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie, the 2001 Jolie Tomb Raider movie, the 2007 Hitman movie, Uwe Boll’s Postal or the Angry Birds Movie? Those movies are good
Why the hell do they all have that same hairstyle 0:42
Because everyone has the same ugly hairstyles now
Wtf 😂😂😂😂
Damn
EXACTLY THE SAME
Bro i am unironicly watching Captain N at the same time as this. Roku has it for free and i just put it on as background noise
I like Jack Black and everything but, he’s not really the most blocky guy I know.
Wjsjdhdvrhehehedh
They should've made it where it's just the animated parts that are in the movie, and improve from there.
Cus from this standpoint, it just looks so dull knowing that all of that is just from a green screen.
What happened to the nikocado video?
I pray someone has the video saved 🙏
0:15 I legitimately thought Minecraft was some game with nudity as a kid and avoided it for a while. I saw the trailer for pocket edition on the playstore, and it showed a guy on the toilet, so I never played until my cousins showed me it's not what I thought it was
Why did it had to be live action bro just why?
I don't know if this has been said, but someone is going to recreate this movie in Minecraft and it'll be 1000% better.
I HATE MOVIES FILMED ON VOLUMES I HATE MOVIES FILMED ON VOLUMES
Oh look Jumanji III I mean, Pixels II, I mean, Minecraft Movie has finally been revealed
Read that Whole-ass Description for you Diesel Patches, now my brain hurts 😒🧠
"But Bryan! You were supposed to he a hero! What happened?"
"HeroBryan huh? I like the sound of that..."
Das HERO JOKE-A, BRAIN!
DAs ORIGINAL JOKE-A!!
When jack black said i may be brien but im no hero i started touching myself
It's not that bad
2:00 it looks like fur but it's actually grass
I like how I get two notifications saying they suck and was confused until I saw that it was from Diesel and August the duck lol
Considering this is yet another live-action video game movie, my expectations were already low from the start. Outside of most animated adaptations, only 1995 Mortal Kombat, Uwe Boll’s Postal and even the Paramount Sonic movies are the only good video game movie adaptations while the rest are trash
This is probably ragebait, but just in case its not...
What the actual frick are you talking about?
Are you seriously going to tell me that the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie and Uwe Boll’s Postal movie count as the only good live action videogame adaptations? Look, if you enjoy them, great, im not here to tell you that your opinion is invalid just because most people dont agree with you, but... like, a lot of people dont agree with you. I will even concede that your picks for best live action video game movies are better than a lot of the other choices from the early days, like the Old Super Mario Bros movie, or DOOM with the Rock in it, or live action Silent Hill, or the Resident Evil movies... but the Mortal Kombat movie you mentioned is a cheese fest and the Postal movie is DEFINITELY not for everyone.
Are you just going to forget about Amazons Fallout show? How about HBO and their Last of Us show? What about Detective Pikachu? What the heck are you talking about?
Technically the Dungeons and Dragons movie is based off of a game, not a videogame, but there have been videogame adaptations of Dungeons and Dragons, so it sort of counts if you stretch it, and that was fun too.
And while yeah, you mention that the animated adaptations are often better, you fail to mention just how many of those animated adaptations came out SUPER RECENTLY, like Castlevania/Nocturne , The Super Mario Bros movie, Nier Automata anime, Cyberpunk Edgerunners... oh yeah, and did I mention ARCANE?
We have been getting so many good game adaptations recently! I get that its not perfect, the Borderlands movie just came out and it was terrible, and we recently also had DOOM Annihilation, and that new Mortal Kombat movie was really not good, but still, for the most part, things are looking really up for video game adaptations.
@@noahboddy1484Cool story bro
@@noahboddy1484But seriously, your copypasta word salad screams “just consoom product.” Have you tried to go outside rather than typing a tl;dr three-paragraph essay about how you love to consoom product?
I hope this flops harder than Morbius so Hollywood execs can stop making live action movies out of popular IPs and somehow making money off it
Why did you private the video?
I thought we were avoiding making another emoji movie.
2:18 OH NOO I USE TO WATCH HIM 😂
Same bro
You're too funny, Diesel!
"the love interest for the kid main character or Jason Mamoa if he's a Minecraft TH-camr"
Made my day!
Burger Pizza
Yields: 4 servings
Prep time: 20 minutes
Cook time: 15-20 minutes
Ingredients:
* 1 pre-made pizza crust
* 1 pound ground beef
* 1/2 cup chopped onion
* 1/4 cup ketchup
* 1/4 cup mustard
* 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
* 1 teaspoon dried oregano
* 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
* 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
* 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
* 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
* Lettuce leaves
* Tomato slices
* Pickles
Instructions:
* Preheat oven: Preheat your oven to 450°F (230°C).
* Prepare pizza crust: Place the pre-made pizza crust on a baking sheet.
* Cook ground beef: In a large skillet, cook the ground beef over medium heat until browned. Drain any excess grease.
* Add seasonings: Stir in the onion, ketchup, mustard, Worcestershire sauce, oregano, garlic powder, and black pepper. Cook for a few more minutes, or until the flavors have combined.
* Assemble pizza: Spread the cooked beef mixture evenly over the pizza crust. Top with the shredded cheddar and mozzarella cheeses.
* Bake: Bake in the preheated oven for 15-20 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the cheese is melted and bubbly.
* Assemble burgers: Remove the pizza from the oven and let it cool for a few minutes. Top with lettuce leaves, tomato slices, and pickles.
Enjoy your delicious burger pizza!
Optional variations:
* Add bacon: Cook bacon until crispy and add it to the pizza before baking.
* Use different cheese: Try using different types of cheese, such as provolone or Swiss.
* Add toppings: Add other toppings, such as mushrooms, olives, or jalapeños.
My reicpe is better than your slop
This made me too hungry not to be funny goddam you 😢👌
That shit probably taste like deer ankles
I would brown your onions before adding the ketchup and what not
Your tutorial doesn't compare to mine!
How to eat table:
Step 1: Find a table
Step 2: Eat
Pre Made pizza crust and shredded mozzarella would you even call that a pizza