Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #11
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ก.ย. 2017
- When it comes to mean tweets, no one can touch Donald Trump but that doesn’t mean there aren’t those who try. From time to time we shine a light on the trolls by asking famous people to read the not-so-nice things people write about them. We’ve done it again for our 11th edition of celebrities reading #MeanTweets featuring Gal Gadot, Emma Watson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Elisabeth Moss, John Lithgow, Dave Chappelle, Jeffrey Tambor, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Jim Parsons, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Bell, Bob Odenkirk, Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin and Kumail Nanjiani.
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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #11
• Celebrities Read Mean ... - ตลก
The guy who tried to come at Kumail should probably never get on the internet ever again.
@Johnny Sevenfold and different shades of butthole
Amazing comeback. Smart and on the spot but simply. Legendary.
He just freaking roasted that person!!
Legend has it, the hater retired after 30 Minutes or Less
Charlie D he still active and has a podcast
Kumail: Every shade of your mom's lipstick
*NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*
That tweet was a set-up for that reply.
How is there an OJ meme here
And her butrhole
He’s so funny
It's a very old joke
I think Kumails response was easily the most savage in all of mean tweets history
what i said
Grade Skool lower digits @ best...!
Best ever
Deadass best comeback anywhere ever.
Michael Keaton’s was pretty brutal as well.
The guy who roasted kumail can now be found in the mountains of himalaya leading a very pious life of a monk.
bestie he's actually nowhere to be found 💀
not even on the Himalayas 💀
Oh no no no he was never found again...
He vanished and evaporated than and there😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Twitter Person: tries to insult Kumail
Kumail: Peace was never an option
Brayden P LMAO yes. When I read your comment I reached the part of the video. Also u have 1.1k likes
Krypto it’s at 2.1k now lol
Donald Rump LOL
@@krypto1390 he went full CIV gandhi on him
Brayden P no problem my guy
The last one is more powerful than six infinity stones
The last one is the 7th infinity stone
@@user-cd5wf2bk9j and i am Iron Man
@@ShobhitShuklaJi i am groot
@@deadpool4662 but I am stil Iron man
@@ShobhitShuklaJi *i am Steve Rogers*
Literally cracked up when Lawrence said "how do they know" 🤣
It was not funny really... If that's your sense of humor then rip
@@Zain0_0 no need for toxicity everyone is and can be different nobody wants to be as sad as you reacting over another person's 'OPINION'.
Ikr😂
@@Zain0_0 explain why it was not
@@nomadsland7195 She showed him NO enthusiasm
Kumail Nanjiani's comeback is still the most savage one yet
True. Came back to this after watching the latest mean tweets.
Most AVERAGE...!
Random dude : Decides to Roast Kumail
Kumail : *so you have chosen death*
😂
@Maribor Forest yeah that just ruined it lmao
Anyone rewatch the ending too much
@ben marks Oh look! The super original clever commenter showed up to make an asinine post. Hooray!
hope that guy's name was Ed:
*So, you have chosen death Ed boy...*
Kumail is one of those guys who everyone wants to roast but then he whips out the nastiest comebacks that make you wish you never messed with him in the first place.😂
🤣
😂
Seems so...
You can’t do anything to stop him… I died at the end
I freakin love him that was such a hilarious comeback 😭😂🤣😆❤
I love how the rest just either took the insult, laughed and made a joke about it while Kumail fought fire with fire 😂
He fought fire with the seven plagues. That was savage.
Yeah dude he fought fire with nuclear weaponry
I love Gal Gadot lol “they’re here, they’re here, don’t worry”😆❤️
More than a mouthful's a waste.
@@dalethelander3781 🤨
Gal Gadot is a mongrel.
And she is pretty well-endowed up top if the top of her Wonder Woman battle gear is anything to go by. Although I hear she was at least 4 months pregnant when she was filming the first one, so that may have had something to do with it.
Just rewatching these clips. I can just imagine if Gal was your gal you would constantly complain about her cup size! People have such high standards nowadays. I could definitely overlook that supposed failing.
“Every shade of your moms lipstick”
Oof noise: *100%*
1.1k likes but no replies?
@@thesymbiotee i know right?
The Symbiote how is it even possible that 1.8k people read this comment but on 3 of em took the liberty of replying
Here's another reply for you. I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard his response 😂
19999%
The last response charged my phone battery to a 100%
Really? It fried my motherboard.
Best reaction!
It charged mine to 200
I don't have no battery anymore
😂😂😂😂
Kumail Nanjiani's comeback will never be topped 😭💀
That's NOT what Kumails Mom said as she wiped lipstick off her BUTT
And when he fights joe wellah, he gonna get dropped
@@skflwphgaawfas7402 wtf are you talking about
Moral of the story: Do not even attempt to insult of Kumail
Kumail response was iconic.
That's an odd choise of words
Mony Vantha ironic*
Mony Vantha Oh I read Ironic and thought ??? But then I realized..
verbal destruction
So much BURN
Guy: *roasts Kumail*
Kumail: You don't even realize that you're dead
Guy roasts kumail
Kumail: *Not Today*
Omae wa mou shinderu...
Guy: roasts Kumail
Kumail: You don't even realize that you're dead
@@definitelysomeone6615 ty
@@definitelysomeone6615 noni
The way Jennifer Lawrence took that tweet with a joke was great, but Alec Baldwin killed it :-D
😂
Bruh that last line is a violation 😅
“Alec baldwin killed it” nah bye that was not it 💀
Kumail Nanjiani has a mind of a wizard to think of a comeback that good on the spot...well damn.
"Wizard" of anal-Sodomy..?
"Every shade of ur mom's lipsticks"
*DESTRUCTION 100*
張哲纶 and her butthole
Destruction 10,000
Destruction 300
Destruction 999999
The tweet was a set-up for that reply ..not an instantaneous reply ..
I was the like number 1000
Imagine Kumail’s comeback was written on the dude’s grave stone.
Oh it is. Kumail got to him
🤣🤣🤣
no gravestone for kumail though
imagine being Asian by birth lmaoo
@@antony1563 man....I'm southeast asian with my dad from asia pacific...my parents came together for the sole purpose of making me unilaterally asian
"every shade of your moms lipstick"
i literally cant breathe help
Kumail Nanjiani's comeback is epic. He is the kind of guy who orders a Big Mac at Wendy's and they give it to him.
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick"
He looks like the dude who'd easily get roasted, but he's the person you actually don't want to have a roast battle with
Wow it’s you
Oh man You don't have a mustache !
I'm a big fan
...i mean for god sake
How many comments do u make ? U are everywhere
hi!
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick."
This is officially my favorite roast now.
I was eating I now have no more food
Secret Agent Michael Lee you're killing me, dave
Secret Agent Michael Lee he killed the last one👍👍
+Drew Peacock I know where you're going with this. I'm afraid I can't do that.
I hate laughing tears.
Is it me or anyone else keep coming here to watch kumail's comeback? Hands down the best comeback ever!!!
Yeah 😂
Not at all, wasn’t funny 1 bit
okay everyone knows Kumail's comeback is the greatest ever, but we need to appreciate how John Lithgow handled his roast
Kumails was not funny
Jennifer Lawrence: how do they know😂😂
That one was just amazing...
She just probably dosn't get these jokes.
Yea she seems liked the lazy type but most likely isn’t she seems so chill bro
Jennifer Lawrence seems to take the Mean Tweet thing pretty well so far but probably dosn't fully understand why people dont like her much.
@@samkresil6011 Why do people hate her?
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick"
*I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!*
Love the Phantom Menace quote!
Payton Borland lmao , I wasn’t even that guy , even that herded me lol
Yup lol
A lot
r/woosh, it's a *SETUP* joke, there isn't anything original or funny about it and to make it worse ,every 5 year old kid and their mother knows it.
Anyone: *tries to insult Kumail in the meanest way possible*
Kumail: "That's cute..."
I admire the actors that read the insults written about them and burst out laughing. To so easily let that stuff roll off one’s back is an admirable trait.
Last guy was savage AF
Obi-Wan Kenobi i thought you werent brave enough for politics?
He maybe savage... but you have the high ground!
Sully Uddin so uncivilized
Another happy landing
Obi-Wan Kenobi pretty savage from you when you cut anakin’s legs off
Kumail: “Yes. Every shade of your mom’s lipstick”
My phone: *catches on fire*
Dam
He said mom's lipstick and mom's butthole
@@sad.brokenhelplesskid163 I bet "every shade of ur mom's lip" that much is enough to caught phone on fire
@@pa81pa19 I thought for a second that this was a swear mocking about mom ,then I realised comment section was this
@@sad.brokenhelplesskid163 😂😂
At this moment, marvel knew they had their etarnal kingo.
Keaton's change of expression and delivery are priceless
His response was both equally hilarious and terrifying.
It's such a unique talent
“ Every Shade Of Your Mom’s Lipstick “ Career Ender 100.
Yes
@M what does that have to do with anything.
@M ok
@M There are only about 200 countries in the world. Nice try.
@@ivyfalls1 even better, there’s not even 200: there’s only 197 countries.
the guy that insulted kumail is reading the comments with tears on his face
THAT GUY IS ME
@@classxi-a9428 are studying in assam
@@kronicturbo8327 what?
I don't find what he did funny . Someome that famous should probably be more respectful
I'm in fact disgusted with him right now. Plus . Does he really have to bring the person's mom in this way ? Shame on him .
@@chlorine6400 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS SARCASM?
Kumails comeback is gonna go down in history🤣🤣🤣
JIM PARSONS REACTION WAS LEGIT SHELDON LMAOOOO-
thats the funniest one
He didnt deserve that. He was so offended. Hes a cinnamon roll.
Mean tweeting person: exists
*KUMAIL NANJIANI : I AM ABOUT TO END THIS MANS CAREER*
Cringe
Teweeting?
@@lyons1232 i have no idea what you are talking about 🤔🤔
Notice me senpai you edited it
HAHAHAHAHA LOL
Someone: **trying to roast kumail**
Kumail: "so you have chosen death"
Surely old mate who made that comment has shutdown his twitter account
Abhinandan would choose death the next time he would cross a border 😂
@Warrior Boy India needs to take care of their own covid patients first
@@angeloeleo12 he would love to cross the border again and again, because Imrand Khan offer him her wife's milk tea. That's why tea is fantastic.
Newer ever mess with an indian because they are best roaster
KUMAIL 💀💀💀 LITERALLY DESTROYED THAT GUY 😂🤣
Kumail might have dropped a nuke there, but Bob Odenkirk's absolute confusion was peak comedy.
Kumail: every shade of your mom's lipstick
*FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT*
Not even gorilla glue can fix that..........
Because that's a lot of damage
LMAO
for GOD so loved the world that HE gave HIS only begotten SON that whoever believeth in HIM should not perish but have eternal life"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 3:16."But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 1:12. hi! JESUS loves you and died for you if you accept HIM! HE rose from the dead to show us that death cant hold HIM! repent and start living your life for HIM and when the time is right HE will get you to Heaven🤍
@M wtf
Kumail Nanjiani has now earned the title of unfuckwithable.
He is savage!
Coldblooded!
did u hear the audience react like the supa hot gang
Savage
Illicit Films *clicks tongue* tisk tisk tisk it’s *unfukwitable*
Kumail's clapback was legendary.
Kumail : Every shade of Ur mom's lipstick
My eyes : Stop it I'm burning
PMG OMG KUMAILS RESPONSE HAD ME SHOOOOOOOK
SAME I WAS SHOOK HE STAY WOKE
S H O O K
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•Talia • I heard that one in middle school years ago, glad it's still fresh.
Par Ker Shut up dumbass
Person: Insults Kumail
Kumail: *Then You Shall Die*
@@aryabharath2946 *sToLeN*
@@aryabharath2946 Whatever makes your little heart happy
@@anakinvader9120 Damn anakin we know you have experience about roasting but chill out.
Kumail: I killed them not just the men but the women and children too !
Ok Kumail had a sick burn.. but that tweet about Jim Parsons, got me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
"every shade of ur moms lipstick"
that was spontaneous
Kumail's answer burned in my lcd Screen. Damn son
Sam Masghati every shades of you mom's lipstick wth😂😂😂😂
savage
Sam Masghati kinda ruined it when he added butthole.
and her butthole
So sic bro
"I'mma "... "I,M,M,A"
"is that even a word??"😂😂😂😂😂
I love her
@@agustinaagustina4195 lol me too🥺
@@agustinaagustina4195 WHO DOESN’T
What's its meaning?🤔
@@tamannarahman899 imma = I'm going to
Odin to Zendaya and Kumail: are you the god/godess of comebacks
Gal Gadot was priceless trying to read a tweet written with bad grammar speaking with her thick accent. And her response was funny.
"I MMA? Is that a word?" XD
Legend always watch this more than 1 time because of the "every shade" part.
I think the “and her butthole” part ruins it
Just Sparkitec ikr
@@justsparkitec9382 same here
Same here 🤭
No he completely killed it with he “butthole” part
“Yes. Every shade of your mom’s lipstick.”
Me: OHHHH
“And her butthole.”
Me: Stop! He’s already dead!
cmon, it wasn't funny
You GO Kumail! Knocked it out of the park for this edition and all prior editions! 💋💋
Kimball AND his Mom swallow whole "Ball-Park" Franks...literally a guy named Frank..!
i genuinely loves jennifers humility. it’s makes her unintentionally funny
"Yes, every shade of your mom's lipstick."
a mess™ and her butthole!
And not in that order! XD
Savage AF but I couldn’t stop laughing!!
Ohhhhhh 😂😂
dinesh at it again
Moral of the story: don't mess with kumail.
Kumail the type of person who can be easily roasted but then come back with a roast 10 times better.
Copied
@I hate You I thought he was indian😭
@I hate You ah ...nice to meet you
@Anakin Skywalker nuh! He held the torch to the burn once more with that 'butthole' addition
I have zero idea how anyone can look at Gal Gadot and question anything about her looks.
She is super oogly. You're just not very bright
What about that body? That body needs more work
Yeah. Like she is just too pretty.
@@Asian2706 She could beat you up in her sleep
@@andymcclurg9916 “In her sleep…” yeah I’m sure anyone can, though I could beat you up more badly than she can IRL 🤷♂️
Kumail Nanjiani's comeback was just legendary
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" the savage of the year 🔥
Dann Pallares right😂😂😂
Dann Pallares Total agreement
And her butthole lmao
That's racist
Jason pardon?
"EVERY SHADE OF YOUR MOM'S LIPSTICK"
NOOOOOOOO KUMAIL LMAOOO
JasonCanasian and her butthole
He went hard
Yeah that was pure savage. Nanjiani has my respect.
JasonCanasian That joke killed
JasonCanasian I died
You have the right to remain silent.. About hearing that moms lipstick comeback 😂
1:31 The audience was not here for the disrespect of Jennifer Aniston 😂
Audience: 😧🤨🤭😔🥲🤔
I gotta say I was not ready for Kumail Nanjiani's comeback, I'm literally crying
Tbh nobody was 😭
That's like 666 and I'm crying laughing too.
I literally LOLed
It was a bit too much I think..
@@pixels1367 Ya it really was..But the guy deserved it..
That last tweet was fairly innocuous. But the response was brutal. Anally.
Deeson Jame it was setup and scripted for apeal to sheep
Even if it wasn't, same comeback popped into my head before he said it because there was a really popular joke that went around when I was a kid that was pretty much the same principle.
Kumail looked sooo pissed like seriously hurt
I saw what you did there. And felt it a little too.
For someone of color, that's actually a harsh comment. Trust me. Especially for those of Indian heritage.
2:17 Michael Keaton's kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kumail came out of no where, that was ruthless 😂🤣🤣
Kumail Nanjiani's clap back was epic! lmfao!!!!
And soooo immature
That was one of those slow clap to applause moments
Like an eight year old.
as if these tweets were very mature lol
SHAYandRAY im sayin'
the " every shade of your moms lipstick " roast really hit me .PREACH. his come back was amazing
I LOVE FASHION and the butthole
Ya it was nice
True Talk ñ9 lo logré el olll
😂😂 Brutal
I LOVE FASHION hell yeah!!
"FINISH HIM!"
Kumail: "Every shade..."
Jennifer Lawrence's savage reaction was savage too 😆
The last one should be a meme.
No it shouldn't, normie
It already is
xd fusion x
xd fusion stop, just please you're scaring the kids
it was brilliant. i instantly went from being a Nanjiami hater to a fan.
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" DAAAAMNNNNN😂😂😂😂 I almost screamed
And her butthole! Don't forget it
I woke everyone in the house up
That was epic !
To be fair, it's an old joke punchline with almost the exact same setup ("Tell Yo' Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick -- I got a rainbow on my d**k."). The other guy gave K. the perfect opportunity to use it...
I actually did 😲😀
That last actor response was jaw dropping. 🤭 loved it😂
Emma Watson actually seems like the type of girl who I would be friends with for a lifetime and never get sick of her:)
Kumall Nanjiani just won my respect. That's the best reply ever
Milagros Roncoroni hablas español?
Adel Toutouh sip... Disculpen mi inglés 😶
Milagros Roncoroni ig: tupadresuncalvo
Milagros Roncoroni Sígueme
Adel Toutouh damn...you are going straight in...
"The fifty shades of your mom's lipstick" starring Kumail Nanjiani
featuring her butthole
I would endorse this movie XD
best mum come back ever
lmao
This is original
Jim Parsons got the most hilariously harsh mean tweet of this bunch. LMAOL!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Jim Parsons looks like a ventriloquist dummy that came to life to become a sex offender." I think this is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Damn, these tweets are insanely creative.
I find it accurate though 😂😂😂
The last one has my respect for all eternity😂👌
𝘼𝙣𝘿 𝙮𝙊𝙪𝙍 𝙢𝙊𝙢𝙎 𝙗𝙐𝙩𝙏𝙝𝙊𝙡𝙚
Why? For insulting someone else's mother? Insult the prick, his poor mother has nothing to do with it. Your definition of respect is very warped.
Didn't got my respect. He could have roast the commenter without dragging mom. Commenter said to him not his mom.
Nelima M. It’s his own fault for insulting him from the beginning
Ember 😂
The last one was on a certain heat scale that i can't describe.
Just checked my scale, seems to be well over 9000
one million scovilles !
Aileen Lopez no
Whoever tweeted that is gonna need a pool of ice for that burn.
yeah it was a burn alright but in my opinion he ruined it with the "and her butthole" at the end
To this day the guy who roasted Kumail is still missing from the world😂😂😂
Kumail: Every shade of your mom’s lipstick.
Brandenp: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
kumail at the end 😱😱😱😎😎😎 that was savage
True xD
I watched it at work. I DIED. I fell off my chair laughing. Kumail is THE BEST....... showed it to my manager, he agrees. :D
YESS!!!!! They saved the best for last!!! Sooo good!!
The first part made me laugh. The second part made me piss
Blurryink He had me in tears laughing!!!! I love it when they come bk at the bullies!!!😂😂😂
LMFAO That last comeback was funnier than the actual tweet
Son Goku I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. At. That!! 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂
Son Goku I was the 1000 like!
that last one had me dying
I like how 90% of the comment section in this video is about Kumail’s comeback roast to a guy who tried to insult him😂
KUMAIL GOT THEM. NO ONE COULD RECOVER FROM THAT. THEY'RE DEAD. EVERYONES DEAD
dota
lol seriously 😵
Oh hey devin
Devin why the hell am I seeing you here?
All they have to do is point out that his country is a shithole.
Kumail Nanjiani just took the Internet to comeback school.
odallard HOLLA!
odallard straight bars my dude
odallard Schooling in the curriculum of savagery “Yo momma” responses, lol
odallard 😂😂😂dead
I literally fell off my bed
Jennifer lawrence is coolest and funniest ever😅😂
Jake Gyllenhall's one got me ROFL 🤣🤣 very true, man. Very true.
"Yes, every shade of your mom's lipsticks"
I think I now love Kumail for that comeback.
"And her butthole."
Yessica Sosa 💄💄💄💄💄💄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄
Yessica Sosa mens a legendd
That was the definition of throwing down shade. :LOL
That is savage!
The last one was so savage that guy is the real MVP 😂
Insane you dont seem to have a problem when they do mum jokes in movies like mean girls and made the movie a classic.
counter attacked! 😁
*and her butthole*
Are u guys talking about Mobile legends?..
Coz I love it...
@TheLlplpl People been using that line since like 2010
the rest is history 2:45 😮💨
it’s been 4 years and it’s still unbeaten
Michael Keaton's reaction had me rolling on the floor!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Same here 😂😂😂😂😂 “I’d put a gun in your mouth”