Mean Tweets - Jimmy Kimmel Edition
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- In honor of Jimmy’s 50th birthday, we surprised him with an all Jimmy Kimmel edition of Mean Tweets featuring Ray Romano, Michael Keaton, Halle Berry, Anthony Anderson, Howard Stern, David Spade, Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Bell, Jon Stewart, Tracy Morgan, Amy Schumer, Liam Neeson, Larry David, Mike Tyson, Jeff Bridges, Zach Galifianakis, Kim Kardashian West, Stephen Colbert, Jennifer Lawrence, David Letterman and Will Ferrell. #MeanTweets
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 5.6 billion views on TH-cam alone.
Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, TH-cam Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo.
Now in its fifteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.
Mean Tweets - Jimmy Kimmel Edition
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They should've had Matt Damon at the end reading a tweet he tweeted
And Sarah Silverman..
That's what I was expecting, too XD That's what we call a wasted opportunity!
Yep
Also Adam Carolla
Tony Stark can someone explain this? Asking for a friend
That awkward moment when Thor can't pronounce another God's name xP
Frixcon To be fair he's Asgardian not Greek 😂
Hefestus
Frixcon I think we know what the plot of Thor 4 is...
Wonder Woman probably would be able to pronounce it.
Thor is a Norse god. Asgard is a realm. So he is Asgardian in the same way some one from Houston TX is Houstonian.
They should have called Matt Damon to read out these mean tweets about Jimmy.
Why is that?
@@vaughnrob4548 Matt and Jimmy has fake animosity for many years for sake of fun and publicity. There are many videos on TH-cam where they insult each other (but it's not real in real life). This all started accidentally by Jimmy and both continued the play. It's pretty funny.
@@Alpha_Orionis Ohhh okay, Imma look it up, thank you! :)
😂😂, sitting next to ms. Silverman
Anyone love Matt Damon’s movies???
"Skinny Jimmy is no bueno." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying.
What does bueno mean🤔🤔?
shayan iranshahi bueno is Spanish for Good. When someone says no bueno they’re saying it’s no good.
@Bryan Santos right..
Lmaooo
That was the funniest one I swear. I love Jeff Bridges
I expected to see Matt Damon typing out of shot
You should work on the show
That would've been hilarious 👍😂😂
freshpbluessoul k
HONESTLY
This comment 😁😁😁
"Jimmy you don't have Hepatitis" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I would know." *wink*
Larry David cracking up while reading the tweet was the best 😂
Exactly! That Tweet was not mean-spirited, just actually, genuinely funny ... by accident. XD
Thank Google search machine for that one, like: _"what is the ugliest language in the world"_
If you haven't seen it, there's a video with just the Larry David outtakes with him dying laughing every tweet he reads.
@@Rattenhoofd that’s awesome, I’ll have to look that up
He was having fun!!!😁
Lol
Plot twist: All these tweets were written by Matt Damon.
Ongoing for years...a fake feud for laughs.
Chris Hemsworth trying to pronounce Hephaestus and then confusing it for hepatitis is hilarious
@Hinzel 77 dude you are just trying to get a hand in the game. (just like all of us no-lifers.
he is not a very smart man huh.
@@rotciv1486 honestly how does not knowing every god from Greek mythologies make you stupid
who cares... when you are good looking, you get away with that and more
i think he knew it wasn’t hepatitis but decided it would be a good meme
Hepatitis, the only Greek god we care about now.
Wasn't he the third boss in God of War II?
Because I'm pretty sure that's where american kids learn greek mythology these days.
Second-hand accounts from people who, themselves, slept through half of their half-assed high school classes on it.
Hazukichan X
Was the 3rd boss in God of War III a blacksmith?
Well, I care about Vaginitis too. Well, the wife cares about it.
Herpes is another nice greek god
Chalchiuhtlicue Yep thats hephataus
Googled “Ugly Late Night Talk Show Host” 😭😭😭
Todari Wayne I just googled it and it said Craig Ferguson?
Your amount of likes equals the amount of other people who did right after.
@@b_p5558 Yeah. Craig Ferguson came up first.
I got Craig Ferguson
Jimmy Fallon come on mine
Kristen Bell's reading of that tweet was so funny. "Scary!" 🤣
She is a voice actor 😂
"Ugly late night talk show host" I died hahaha
I love it when that works. The other day I Googled "The guy that plays the cholo in every movie" and it came up with exactly the guy I was looking for :D
I love Larry David
RIP
No, you're still alive.
I'd argue that ugliest*
Matt Damon probably posted all of those tweets
I can't believe he wasn't in the video.
"Matt Damon" - Matt Damon
HAHAHAHA!
And Kanye.
Chris Cross
Right! I was totally waiting for him to appear!
Kim reading Kanye tweet 😂😂
😂😂😭🤦🏽♂️
Was that really Kanye?
@@normalgirl1821 yes before he got off Twitter
Against Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel show
@@normalgirl1821 Yeah. Kanye is hella funny. 40% of his wildness is jokes, His jaw is just broken so You wouldn't know.
David Spade..." you got some haters"...lol
😁😁😁😁😁
*Skinny Jimmy is no Bueno*
UnPhayzable Probably Gearmo who posted this.
Battlefront Studios *Guillermo
Why would someone pass up the chance to call him a Slim Jim? Smh missed opportunities are the worst :(
*Thicc Jimmy es bueno*
😂😂😂
Matt Damon would love this.
Zara Haque THAT'S who was missing!
How did they NOT get Matt Damon for one haha xD
Matt Damon is not allowed on the show. It should've been Ben Affleck reading a tweet from Matt Damon.
i bet something happened...
What do you mean he'd love it? He probably wrote most of them tweets
Chris Hemsworth stumbling, mispronouncing, and inadvertently insulting another ancient god’s name is the most ancient god thing he’s ever done 😂
Which is kind of sad because you'd think if there was one dude that Thor would want to be friends with, it would be the guy that makes the best weapons in the universe. He forges the Lightning Bolts that the OTHER Thunder God uses.
@@ktvindicare right?😂
He cannot even pronounce Nidavellir correctly, how can he still use Mjöllnir?
Chris Hemsworth: It's a good thing he's got his looks.
how could he never heard of Hephaestus...
Big Little Girl i never heard of it too..is it his fault not knowing it..he just don't know it..don't bother yourself
@@Trayleen He did not play God of War.
I mean its not exactly something taught in the aus curriculum... how would he know?
@@cardorichard4148 Hephaestus is not God of war, thats Ares...Hephaestus is god of the forge..
I love how Larry David couldn’t stop laughing
lmfao his was the funniest one and they gave it to the funniest guy to read it i effing love it hahahahah
this silly.
Hahaha Uhh Oh. scary????
Too bad we couldn't see Jimmy's reactions
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That would hve been even more hilarious lol
ozeppeo your get his fake bullshit reaction
I agree. Why didn't they put him in a box so we could see his reaction. That was the whole point of the show to honor Jimmy.
ozeppeo Yeah, but I think he didn't want us to see him cry. 😢
poor David Letterman. buddy just thought he was reading Jimmy's mean tweets and then he ends up getting roasted too
Love David Spade’s reaction the most!! 😂
That ballsack tweet was so specific that I can't help but admire it
Oh my gosh, I keep seeing you on so many videos.
Dirty Dan me too 😂
Any sentence containing the word "ballsack" has a good chance of making me laugh.
Kanye was the best.
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Chris not knowing how to pronounce Hephaestus and just settling with "Hepatitis", literally made my entire December. I couldn't breathe. I mean, he didnt even look bothered when he said it, like its the most common thing in the world. I'm cryin 😂😂😂😭
My mother calls Hephaestus hepatitis too. Not as a joke she just seriously reads it that way.
I felt that emotional especially cuz I love Greek mythology so I instantly knew who he was talking about and I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣 also hephaestus was a blacksmithing god he created the gods weapons so very beneficial although ugly
Ty James Hephaestus wasn't a titan. He was the son of Zeus and Hera.
vegetarianvamp101 he was legit a blacksmith to the Gods although ...yes I can admit when I made a mistake he wasn't a titan I haven't thought about these things in a while so excuse me if my memory is fuzzy but anyway thank u.....I am aware minus my minor slip up my info wasn't incorrect ...in Greek myths he is considered the God of metalwork and fire and married to aphrodite.
vegetarianvamp101 also I am aware of his origin but again thx😅😁
Kristen Bell is so beautiful, she can say the the most horrendous things, and still be cute....
Anyone else was expecting she say "fork"?
"There she stood in the doorway
I heard it's Kristen Bell"
(Hotel California lyrics)
+toiniodotcom LMAO
Man , you and i would never fight over chicks !
@@hassanelwezza 😅🤣😂
Same
"Jimmy Kimmel, you don't have Hephaestus"
LOL Thor doesn't know his fellow hammer holding gods?
Can't blame an English speaker not being able to pronounce since its a latin word, it has never actually been translated, even spelling it is difficult. It might be easy for me but that's because I'm Greek..
The irony I found from this random weirdo using Hephaestus as an example of an "ugly hunchback God"shows how uneducated he is cause he unwillingly stumbled upon the only God who ended up hooking up with the most beautiful of all gods and mortals, Aphrodite.
@@Iason29 What!? Well, he couldn't pronounce it because he didn't know it... he never pronounced "Hephaestus" before in his life... That's all I'm saying.
Not his 'fellow god' technically
No Matt Damon? Too bad!
came here to say that too lol
They didn't have time for him.
Will C haha
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He was there during the JJ Abrams segment. Plays the villain in a Jimmy inspired cartoon movie.
Chris Hemsworth trying to say *Hephaestus* is the best thing I've seen all week 😂😂😂
Shapiro/Peterson 2020 piss off 😂🖕🏻
+Shapiro/Peterson 2020 yea these people have a sense of humour of a 5 year old
Shapiro/Peterson 2020 shapiro will not be president
Shapiro/Peterson 2020 The scary thing is that she has 300+ likes.
Gahagaha you mean hepatitis?
Stern always has to always make it about himself. "I don't know how I got roped into this bit?" Because it's entertaining, and they asked you. Even though it's not about you.
Chris really got me laughing so hard. His tweet was the funniest I gotta admit it.😂😂
Without Matt Damon it feels like... meh
Alberto Rivera Yeees
Alberto Rivera
Wouldnt Matt Damon spoil the whole event?
He was there, during the JJ Abrams segment when he makes a real movie out of Jimmy's kid cartoon creations.
it's played out .. tired .. old joke's gotta rest
Norse gods don't know Greek gods.
yup
Tell Kratos that
Norse gods can't read English.
So I take it Chris Hemsworth never learned Greek mythology in school?
Ha Festus. Say it with me Ha Festus.
Chris Hemsworth is actually just Thor in real life
Except Thor would have been able to pronounce "Hephaestus"...
"Skinny Jimmy is no bueno"😂😂😂this got me goodd
2:45 I'M CRYINGGG
Laura Sanchez funniest one😂😂
That mean tweet was top 5 all time
Laura Sanchez hey
Laura Sanchez OMG WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi “CRYINGG”
How many twitter accounts does Matt Damon have?
All of them
+Viktor Korsun luv u
Chris Hemmy earnestly telling Jimmy he doesn't have Hepatitis is the cutest shiz ever. :P
I feel like Kim found that as an excuse to brag about herself? I’m confused.
Edit One Year Later: Ayyyy Okay. The yay yay got the nay nay.
No confusion. Who hasn't banged her?
I felt the same way ... shut up Kim 🙄
She has been banged more times in her married life than Kanye has banged her ! Iykwim !
and it was from her husband
Pretty much
Does anyone see in the description at the bottom it says "and unfortuantely Matt Damon". LoooOOOol
lol i saw that
Chris Hemsworth was the best part of this video
Kristen Reames HEPATITIS 😂
He can't read thou.
...no...
Tamzkie Lopez He can and did. You literally watched him do it. He just couldn’t pronounce “Hephaestus”.
He only recognizes the Asgardian Gods
I like how they didn't point out one said "keep your mouth shut and do your TV show" even though It's literally called a 'talk' show
Just in case you want to watch Chris Hemsworth try to pronounce Hephaestus again; 1:35
You're Welcome
I want Liam Nesson to just read mean tweets, like even if they aren't his, I just want to listen to that voice
amritha lawrence it's soothing yet sexy
Chris saying hepatitis, killed me! 😂😂
Abdul Wadood Safa well if the moron could spell he would of said it right lol
Seriously Laurie, what the F. You're calling someone a moron over spelling errors while writing "would of" instead of would have or would've like a thinking person would. Perhaps the moron is you.
Laurie Briggs The comment wasn’t meaning to say “hepatitis”, he said Hephaestus the Greek God. So it wasn’t necessary to call him a moron.
it's really fitting that larry david read that tweet because it's definitely something he would come up with
That laughing old man was the best
That’s Larry David from Curb your enthusiasm
Are u being sarcastic 😄
I soooo expected to Matt Damon show up too :(
they ran out of time for him.
laila1989ism unfortunately, they ran out of time. Apologies to Matt Damon.
He was too busy writing all the tweets
Me too
Me three!
I love Chris Hemsworth part lmfaoo
"People are tweeting mean things about me?!"
You ought to see the TH-cam comments...
Haha. Thats Jimmy Fallon
When I hear all these mean tweets on such fantastic people, it makes me feel there is still hope for me in the universe. 💜💜💜
Where's Matt Damon this fine evening where revenge could be served so much the sweeter.
it's played out .. tired .. old joke's gotta rest
He got Downsized
They ran out of time for him.
"You hollywood jokeless fool...
Happy Birthday Jimmy"
Ethan Cole that was awesome
Damn, Halle Berry is still beautiful as ever.
Oh god! That google joke killed it for me!🤣🤣🤣
The Roast of Jimmy Kimmel
Jimbos big roast
David Letterman is clearly enjoying retirement by picking up a part-time gig as Santa Claus.
was thinking the same :D
manaze85 lol
Good for him! He deserves to be Santa after 138094 years in late night.
He looks no different with his beard
Skinny Santa...
“This guy follows me to” 😂😂
Lol laughing so hard over David Spade’s tweet and reaction 😂
Also Tracy Morgan 🤣
I often search "Jimmy Kimmel" on Twitter and boy he gets hundreds of mean tweets everyday. But I love this guy. I think he's awesome.
Zack galifanhas has the best one man. “There’s no nuance to that”
😀
Right?
David Spade..." you got some haters"...lol
Larry David Bursting Into Laughing Was The Best Thing I Ever Saw On This Video
Does anyone find it ironic that Chris Hemsworth plays a Nordic god but doesn’t know a Greek one?
Dom
You should probably talk to a doctor about that. Random comments on the internet shouldn't have that effect on your psyche.
i lovee your username:D
No.
That's because it was misspelled
He totally did it on purpose as part of the joke. Maybe it is Aussie humour?
who else actually tried to google "ugly late night talk show host"
William Wang I tried. It didn't bring Jimmy Kimmel :-)
Yeah. James Corden was my #1 in pic search.
phfrixion omg you are right!! But he isn't dat bad tho
William Wang LOL ME
It brought up Jimmy fallon
Chris hemsworth was the funniest
Mikey and the gayest
Mikey, he was definitely the cutest.
he's comedy gold
Omgeee yes
His vocal cords are like a couple of boomboxes
I love Will Farrell. He seems so nice and down to earth.
Bernie's reaction to the tweet at 2:45 was hilarious
Larry David, that was funny.
It was pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good
I agree lol
you know it's funny if larry the king finds it funny
You guys know he has Groats disease, right? so let's all just take it easy.
2:58 is that tweet written on the camera lens? Or is Mike is reading it of my soul?
Yo eyes look like V A G I N A S
OxyElite he had to memorize it since he cant read it anyways
I laughed too hard at this and i feel ashamed in the best way possible
Chris Villegas Noooo! 😂😂😂
OxyElite bahahaha
romour has it that Chris hemsworth is still trying to say Hephaestus😂😂😂
I googled "ugly late night talk show host" and I got Craig Ferguson.
You got some haters!!
I am actually dying HAHAHA LOL
Ethan Cole we all are.
joe dirt ahah
David Letterman now looks like a mall Santa. The kind of mall Santa that would creepily stare at all the kids' mothers.
Chris News identity issues like what?
He looks exactly like an old history professor at my university with that beard lol
I thought that was your MO.
I thought he was going for a rabbi look.
well till he stares at the mothers not the kids it's fine
*"you represent everything I hate about myself"*
*"skinny Jimmy? Is no bueno"*
💀I died
Raymond at the beginning of this one is awesome. Raymond is also his real first name & everybody loves Raymond.
Everyone under appreciating Liam Neesons' appearance
Dan Dixon He’s getting old looking in a bad way. Very gaunt.
Did Kanye seriously tweet that? XD
Sam Masghati yh ages ago he doesn't have twitter anymore but yeah
I don't think he'll get Kim p**** after that tweet lol
i skipped to howard and david's parts, WHERE DID HE TWEET THAT? lol
tom brown Kim Kardashian read his tweet somewhere in the middle
Good point Kanye? 🙄
I actually searched "ugly late night show host " but instead of Jimmy Kimmel,it gave me Craig Ferguson
"I think this guy follows me too." 🤣🤣🤣
Hepatitis LMAO
God of Hepatitis
Coming soon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. This is one hero you won't forget!
And his arch nemesis, God of vaccinations!
Its the hero that keeps popping up at the worst times.
First time I saw Hephaestus' name in school, I honestly thought it was pronounced "hepatitis" 😆
Give the guy a break, he doesn't need to know other pantheon's. He did not even know he had a sister.
The Greek God Hepatitis 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fking dead and I still can't stop laughing
“Jimmy you don’t have hepatitis “ 😂😂😂😂
I died at Chris trying to say "Hephaestus" 😂
I thought that mean tweet Jennifer was reading about was aiming towards her
Thor not being able to pronounce the name of a Greek God and confusing it for a V.D. when venereal is named for Venus a Roman goddess was fantastic!!! LOL
Kristen Bell gave the best delivery ;)
mrmactknife I think the cross eyed tweet was for her lol
She is always the best
She's fuckin' HAWT!
Matt Damon should’ve read a Matt Damon tweet like Jimmy Kimmel read a Jimmy Kimmel tweet about Matt Damon!
When the people speak it come from the heart💞
Birthday Wishes Jimmy! 🤣😆😂👣🍹🍸🍷
Nobody's even going to mention Jon Stewart?
Well, not his funniest line, admittedly, but it's just a joy to see him stopping by.^^
...And Stephen too! =D
"...I think this guy follows me too~"
Halle Berry is looking as good as she did in Monster's Ball.
Dustin Felts - She is an extraordinarily beautiful woman.
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She had a nose job.
Waiting for the "black don't crack" comments
I was just about to say it but since you just did I think the wait is over my friend.
Chris Hemsworth 😍
I just love David Spade, I find him charming
The one read by Larry David was the funniest one.
Lol at mike Tyson not even reading from the phone, he had to memorize his lines
lmao dudes got the phone in the middle of the screen
I was looking for this comment
I think you mean “he hath tho memorith histh lines”
Hef-ay-stus.
That's how you pronounce Hephaestus.
Love Chris's trying though😂
Hepatitus B
I’m watching this on my bday...
Now I am jumping off a bridge.
dang mike tyson wasnt looking at the phone when he was telling the tweet , still cant read lol
How is Jimmy Kimmel 50? The dude looks like he's maybe reaching his 40's. I never thought he was 50.