The classic eggslut is a great breakfast sandwich. You use sweet hawaiian rolls for the bread, cook up a couple eggs (breaking the yolks, but not cooking them all the way through), cook up a couple slices of spam so its crispy. Assemble with siracha mayo and some sliced green onion and there you go Fantastic, super easy to make.
Cool tip: Cook eggs with shell on in washing machine. Honestly the most perfect egg I've had in my life came from the washing machine at the laundry mat down the road from my house. Threw away all my skillets after that day. I dont regret it one bit
@@carolsmith4612 shut up you imbicel, you could never reach her level if you tried. Continue making your blan egg on toast and quit criticizing her food
i love kay. her folksy ways, her openness, and genuine affection for people have completely won me over. but the food just makes me shake my head in pity.
OMG is this actually a thing or is someone having you on, fried Mayo is a first for me, i really don't know how poor Lee has survived to be the age he is anyway thanks for the entertainment.
She was meant to make scrambled eggs and make a sriracha Mayo to spread on the sandwich. Instead she just put it all in one bowl and cooked the whole thing in one. At least Lee seemed to enjoy it!
@@glamdolly30 yeah but the funny thing is people don't go there because they like the food they buy it because they want to see how terrible it is. I went there 7 months ago and her eggy bread as she calls it on her menu it was burnt and dripping with marg
Would be amazing if she actually took the time to learn how to cook properly, maybe some classes or something, although the comedic value of these videos is astronomical
Eggslut sandwich recipe mayonaise(2 tbls) eggs(2) marg(2 tbls) herbs spam(slices or chunks) mix everything in a bowl apart from spam Cook lumpy egg mix in pan. throw spam in. put on bread🤣👍
So if you had never heard of an egg salad sandwich before, and had no idea what went into one....And you were very drunk...and someone described an egg salad sandwich to you...and if they were speaking a language you didn't understand...and then you woke up the next day with a hangover...and decided to try making what they had told you about.... This is what you might end up with. But probably not. It'd probably be much better than this.
YES Kay, I am an absolute SLUT for these EGGS. Nothing like some spam between your buns, although; doesn't matter if it's a bread cake, or loaf; bread is bread at end of t'day! Thanks again, for this post - brexit recipe. x
I don't understand why she is cooking the eggs that way. Both the margarine and mayonnaise contain oil. Then she poured that mixture in an oiled pan. Is this a gag video?
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 - I've watched more of her videos since my last post. She's just a horrible cook. She may have been taught by her parents and sees no reason to change.
I feel like this could be a guide video: "How to survive an nuclear apocalypse in a bunker". Day 438 underground: "would you like your spam in chunks or strips tonight?"
I'm new here, Susan. First time i've heard of her, and yes, my initial thought was "Its a wind up"... Do'nt know like, but i reckon we'll find out "eventually".
Every video Kay puts out is compelling enough, but do yourself a favour and put the captions on. The gibberish it comes up with while Kay is talking is nothing short of sensational. Also, I’d love to know how many Iron Maiden t-shirts Kay owns...I’m sure it will be an impressive amount.
Watched to see what Kay had mistakenly called Eggslut Sandwich, only to find it is an Egglsut Sandwich in real life, that almost all the ingredients are right (including the spam) - I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed
Yeah I thought the name was Kay's creation somehow,lol. Then I searched it here on YT and all of these different videos pop up! I'll definitely learned something today LOL!😂
The woman needs a wisk!! She never fully incorporates anything. Fried mayo with mayo ingredients!! How clever. Oh, and a little butter on top of it. She also never moves the oil/butter/lard around to coat the pan. It's like 2 eggs to 4x fat!!!
Of all the fail video's funny video's scare video's nothing truly makes me laugh out loud like a good Kay cooking video. It fails it's scary it's funny all in one and Kay's a true sweet lady. Luv ya Kay.
Missy Bee . There is no catch. Sadly we never saw you at Barnsley market today. They’ve allowed me to have my own scissors now. But im not allowed to run with them any more. Did you know that If you ask someone to look at the sun, the face they pull is the same as their sex face! Fanx For Askin 🤪
@@lwzeis : I'm thinking of the "Kay Quick Weight Loss Diet." I'll just watch a few more of her videos and go throw up in the kitchen sink three times a day. LOL!!!
This is genuinely the strangest thing I've ever seen on a plate. Imagine if you woke up from a dream in which you were frying mayonnaise... Love the channel though.
Take some mayo and put it in a dirty plastic bowl. Make sure the lid to your margarine tub have grey stuff stuck to it and take some margarine that has food crumbs on it into the bowl. Add 2 eggs and mix it all together. Get some pork (Spam). Pour the egg mixture into a scratched up Teflon pan and fry it up until the oil leeches from the mayonnaise. Add a few random-thickness slices of spam on the eggs. Whe the eggs turn brown it is done more than enough. Put the whole mess on bread putting the Spam on top. Feed it to your son or anyone who wants it and wait for the squeals of “it’s fine.” Yum.
Learning to cook with Kay!? Ok, next time my son visits I'm making something from Kay's cooking cause he always watches this!! How about the cooked spaghetti, or an eggslut sandwhich!!
Gordon Ramsay: what are you ?
Kay: "An eggslut sandwich"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's an official restaurant called the eggslut
Bravo
Fucking perfect lol
Well I have to be honest, I've never seen anyone fry mayo before.
You've never seen cooking with Jack..... he's the American equivalent of kay....
@@2wheeledscotsman127 u penguinz boi
In the US south, they deep fry everything and anything. Including candy bars.
Putting mayo on the outside of a grilled cheese is a thing instead of butter
Crimewave Rude... can confirm, definitely a thing.
I don’t understand this channel, but I can’t stop watching
same
Haha same
Hahahahahaha
Forreal im trying to think what kind of cooking is this lol no seasoning , do you know where they are ??
Yep same
Dont you just hate when you try to boil spam in mayo and the mayo starts to separate and coagulate?
Oso DELETE THIS COMMENT
If I had a dime for every time that has happened, I would have zero dollars and zero cents
🤢😂
there’s still time to delete this comment.
@@mengelemaestro89 why its true its a common mishap
Lee absolutely shovelling it down
Kyle 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Lad that’s funnnnnnny 😂😂😂
complete the active self damage action
Like a fucking trooper
LMAO
Watching you mixing raw eggs and oil with mayo is like watching someone add flour and water to oven-baked bread
that's also something she would do
Do not question Kay's techniques you will go to prison
Chat shit, get hit
@@casualsoulsfan6429 😂
If it tastes good why not. Love new ideas!
I love how she used spoon to measure the exact amount of ingredients like this was an actual recipe.
Lmfaooooooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What??? You mean you've never had a good old fashioned Eggslut Sandwich?
The classic eggslut is a great breakfast sandwich.
You use sweet hawaiian rolls for the bread, cook up a couple eggs (breaking the yolks, but not cooking them all the way through), cook up a couple slices of spam so its crispy. Assemble with siracha mayo and some sliced green onion and there you go
Fantastic, super easy to make.
I have never heard of a “eggslut sandwich” sounds like something my mom would call me
Eggslut is also an international chain of egg-sandwich shops
My mom would just call me a cunt
@@charliebrowne4083 😂😂 same
call 0800 1111
Eggslut sandwich sounds more like a sexual position than a sandwich 😂
"It says add pork... but... I've got spam"
@@KaysCooking which one is the real one?
@@olivergreer3690 this one is real
in the original recipe alvin cailan makes it with both pork chop and spam so its fine
Aussie Jules spiced?
Spam is a fine substitute for pork, IMO. It’s not as objectionable as some of her other substitutions.
I could probably lose weight watching this every day
Face ass me to fam
Yea I probably lose 2 pounds a day puking to these videos
@@draydengee9060 I literally had to skip one of her videos because I was legit gonna start gagging.
@@tiffanyh1274 🤣
Watch while eating your dinner. I've gone down a size already.
Cool tip: Cook eggs with shell on in washing machine. Honestly the most perfect egg I've had in my life came from the washing machine at the laundry mat down the road from my house. Threw away all my skillets after that day. I dont regret it one bit
Dishwasher. Next feking level. Place food in, leave for a cycle, enjoy. Thank me later.
What’s wrong with y’all!? I mean if ya like it I can’t slag ya for it but omg 😭😭😭
Cool tip; throw leftovers in the dryer no need for microwave
@@sylviaparraz6963 now you're getting it
@@jrocktopdawggg9105 lol
Eating Kay's creations should become a felony sentence.
This seems like something I'd make as a teenage when coming home from school and my mom is not home.
Same
a teenage or a teenager?
You mean coming home from the kindergarden
The gift that keeps on giving. Watch with subtitles :)
"Just a sleepy was his sperm warming up, he said yes"
"Johnson sponsors our troops"
Seeing that food being shovelled into that gob before the verdict of "It's nice" was just perfect. So descriptive.
thanks
This is not Kay's channel
@@kayscooking7421 thank you kay
@@KaysCooking which is the real kay
@@KaysCooking but your chanel doesn't exist as long as this one right here does
Her cooking is so dreadful but she is so sweet!! Great channel.
So fucking true doe
I agree I wish she would make a comeback!
@@Iceis_Phoenix she's back on another channel, its called Kay's Cooking
SPAM
I came from Uncle Roger's channel. I stayed for the fried mayo.
Haiyaa
A gallon of oil, but brown bread because it’s healthier 🤔
yeah
@@kayscooking7421 yea yea
@@carolsmith4612 shut up you imbicel, you could never reach her level if you tried. Continue making your blan egg on toast and quit criticizing her food
@@carolsmith4612 yeah fuck you carol
Luis garcia My 7 year old sister can cook better than this woman.
I ate nothing but spam for four weeks and now I'm having trouble passing stool
The trick is to cook it with eggs in 4 cups of oil.
i’m sorry mungo :(
What meat do you reckon spam is?
Why do I keep coming back ?
Morbid curiosity.
Because you wonder how bad sum one cooking can be
Why do we slow down for car accidents?
Cuz she's our next cult leader
Because "eggslut sandwich" sounds hilarious
She tries to beat eggs with a spoon. A spoon, folks.
walygisnip: Kay appears to be dumb as a rock. Or...is she acting this way for very sick comic effect???
When the prison cook goes home. 😂🤣
Me: gets bad grades
My mom: that's it we're going to Kay's
What ?
hahahahahhahahahahahahahha this comment is gold!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Your name is kay
i love kay. her folksy ways, her openness, and genuine affection for people have completely won me over. but the food just makes me shake my head in pity.
I wouldn't eat that if you paid me.
Is this a tutorial on how to make prison cell food??
Poor peoples food
graphited 73 I’m a poor person and I can confirm I eat way better than this shid
@@lmaohaver7403 yeah, I watched a few more .... piss take I hope 😂
Prison food minus the Spam ! Lol...
I used to be a prisoner and we would riot if they tried feeding us this mess.
What in all things holy is this! Is she aware that rationing ended 50years ago. It’s like council version of Hell’s Kitchen.
that’s not very nice
@@emmakatestorey ok Ellen degenerate
😂😂😂
ayyyy nice
Yo! Get stream
Yo yo 🌚
hey checkmark
Hi
Ohhh my! Kay, you're not supposed to cook the eggs with the Mayo. The Mayo is supposed be spread on the bread!
OMG is this actually a thing or is someone having you on, fried Mayo is a first for me, i really don't know how poor Lee has survived to be the age he is anyway thanks for the entertainment.
Lee is only 12 years old
She was meant to make scrambled eggs and make a sriracha Mayo to spread on the sandwich. Instead she just put it all in one bowl and cooked the whole thing in one. At least Lee seemed to enjoy it!
@@beikdw5762 It seems like she only reads the ingredients in the recipe and not the instructions. In this case it probably wouldn't taste too bad.
Crack addicts live to be 80, it ain’t that obscure
It's her troll.. her real cooking might actually be good
One Eggslut sandwich please 😂😂 nooooo
This is not Kay's channel
WTF??? If Kay ever opens a cafe, I reckon it should close for lunch.
Glamdolly50: Breakfast, and supper too.
Spamelaaaaaaaaa???
She has a cafe in South Yorkshire
@@susanangelcakes5384 Does she really? Good luck to her - what do I know, if she's staying in business then people must be buying her food!
@@glamdolly30 yeah but the funny thing is people don't go there because they like the food they buy it because they want to see how terrible it is. I went there 7 months ago and her eggy bread as she calls it on her menu it was burnt and dripping with marg
Imagine if Kay and Cooking with Jack teamed up.
I love how chuffed she is when her son always says it’s good 😍
Her food may be questionable but she’s a bloody sweetheart ♥️
Lee deserves a medal. God bless both of them. Though, surely "eggslut" is a mistranslation?
The food tastes mostly of love
Would be amazing if she actually took the time to learn how to cook properly, maybe some classes or something, although the comedic value of these videos is astronomical
Kay for President!
She is absolutely adorable and fun to watch.
She really put oil in the pan after mixing 2 eggs with a shitload of mayo and margarine ^_^
Is Lee afraid of Kay as he never says he dislikes anything,when his body language tells a different story.
Eggslut sandwich recipe
mayonaise(2 tbls)
eggs(2)
marg(2 tbls)
herbs
spam(slices or chunks)
mix everything in a bowl apart from spam
Cook lumpy egg mix in pan.
throw spam in.
put on bread🤣👍
So if you had never heard of an egg salad sandwich before, and had no idea what went into one....And you were very drunk...and someone described an egg salad sandwich to you...and if they were speaking a language you didn't understand...and then you woke up the next day with a hangover...and decided to try making what they had told you about.... This is what you might end up with. But probably not. It'd probably be much better than this.
your cooking is so creative! ive never seen anyone brave enough to fry mayo before!
I love it! XD It's like cooking creepypasta.
Omg 😂🤣💀
The amount of egg shell that dropped in to the bowl when she cracked the egg was not ok
She likes egg shells
YES Kay, I am an absolute SLUT for these EGGS.
Nothing like some spam between your buns, although; doesn't matter if it's a bread cake, or loaf; bread is bread at end of t'day!
Thanks again, for this post - brexit recipe. x
anyone checked out the subtitles? some absolute gems
Infertile thing rather than first I think was the greatest
Subtitles r hilarious 😂🤣
She seems soooo nice but, her cooking could only be from Satan😂😂😂😂
If I had to choose between eating this meal and dying a slow death I’d choose death any day of the year
You're already dying the slow death, might as well try the sandwich.
This video has it all... humor, creativity, editing, presentation, content, it is just amazing!
Suspense, will anyone that eats this become ill or die.
where does she get her recipes from? howtobasic
I don't understand why she is cooking the eggs that way. Both the margarine and mayonnaise contain oil. Then she poured that mixture in an oiled pan.
Is this a gag video?
Don Miller no, it’s not - which is what amazed me when i first started watching. Bit like a car crash. I do think she might actually be a bit mad.
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 - I've watched more of her videos since my last post. She's just a horrible cook. She may have been taught by her parents and sees no reason to change.
that’s very likely
I feel like only one other person here knows what cooking is like on howtobasic...
theres definitely eggshells in there man
It adds texture.
Le Petit Lapin and intestinal ruptures 😂
@@dontlookatmyplaylists Extremely humorous!
06:40 😂🤣
I feel like this could be a guide video: "How to survive an nuclear apocalypse in a bunker".
Day 438 underground: "would you like your spam in chunks or strips tonight?"
Now I'm convinced Kay is trolling all of us.. It's like a train wreck but we can't look away!
There's no doubt about it
I'm new here, Susan. First time i've heard of her, and yes, my initial thought was "Its a wind up"... Do'nt know like, but i reckon we'll find out "eventually".
A year later & she's improving. It's not trolling at all.
I haven't laughed as much since I first saw Monty Pythons Flying Circus.😂😂😂😂
Mom: I may have misheard you, you want an egg WHAT sandwich??
The first sign of disaster was when she thought that an egg sandwich was somehow sexy
Player A: She cooked the eggs until they were the same as hard road gravel.
This is more of an egg...."It's 3am in vegas and im drunk enough not to make eyecontact" sandwich
Every video Kay puts out is compelling enough, but do yourself a favour and put the captions on. The gibberish it comes up with while Kay is talking is nothing short of sensational. Also, I’d love to know how many Iron Maiden t-shirts Kay owns...I’m sure it will be an impressive amount.
the real hero here
Love this, food not to my taste but Kay your fun to watch and very sweet! Your poor sons tummy must be made of steel x
Watched to see what Kay had mistakenly called Eggslut Sandwich, only to find it is an Egglsut Sandwich in real life, that almost all the ingredients are right (including the spam) - I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed
Yeah I thought the name was Kay's creation somehow,lol. Then I searched it here on YT and all of these different videos pop up! I'll definitely learned something today LOL!😂
Kay, you cook with love and enthusiasm. Keep it up!
This is the best outro that you've done kay. Ps. No one is going to be mad if lee fully chews before giving his praise.
I just watched a more recent video. I think he got the message. 😂
The title makes my mouth water
this comment reeks of agony
The woman needs a wisk!! She never fully incorporates anything. Fried mayo with mayo ingredients!! How clever. Oh, and a little butter on top of it. She also never moves the oil/butter/lard around to coat the pan. It's like 2 eggs to 4x fat!!!
Of all the fail video's funny video's scare video's nothing truly makes me laugh out loud like a good Kay cooking video. It fails it's scary it's funny all in one and Kay's a true sweet lady. Luv ya Kay.
I love how shocked Kay is at the idea of using enough chives to actually be tasted.
Like eating soup with your hands
The Crying Man whatever
*Missy Bee*. Fk yeaaaa 😁
Missy Bee - if you can get to Barnsley market tomorrow morning before Jeremy Kyle starts, you can have a free hair cut 😊 Fanx For Askin For Askin
Missy Bee . There is no catch. Sadly we never saw you at Barnsley market today. They’ve allowed me to have my own scissors now. But im not allowed to run with them any more. Did you know that If you ask someone to look at the sun, the face they pull is the same as their sex face! Fanx For Askin 🤪
Wtf am I reading?
The nonchalant thumbs up while Kay is in the corner always get me, so cute
I just can’t say anything but nice things. Making food for someone is love, no matter how it looks on the plate.
It is love but when it's bad it is attempted murder
@@Napash.Masharath 😂😂😂
Ok, if this came off a recipe I’m looking at you did it wayyyy wrong! The mayo is for the sauce and the recipe calls for 5 eggs 🤦🏾♀️
do you do catering? i'm getting married to a woman i hate very much and i need a cook for the reception. 200$+transportation
gas from my anus
more like pas me a foetus
@@lewis-vn6ej what
Flip!! Your name is hilarious!
No joke, everytime I watch these videos, I lose my appetite and miss lunch.
For 3 days straight, I didn't ate lunch. God this is unhealthy for me.
That’s a great way to lose some weight
@@lwzeis : I'm thinking of the "Kay Quick Weight Loss Diet." I'll just watch a few more of her videos and go throw up in the kitchen sink three times a day. LOL!!!
great way to save money
Kay, your food is proof that anyone can do anything if they put their mind to it. Roll Birds
Oh em gee luv! Looks propa banging, cant wait have it wae ma wee yins. luv u lots x Morag.
This is genuinely the strangest thing I've ever seen on a plate. Imagine if you woke up from a dream in which you were frying mayonnaise...
Love the channel though.
That teaspoon of chives is probably the most flavour Lee's ever experienced
Lee has the stomach of a GOD
my soul escaped from me watching this
From this channel I somehow don’t get what I want, but I get what I need. 10/10 Kay keep on cooking
yep.. a good laugh 😅😉
I love how you say marj instead of margarine. So cute. Love the channel, never stop. You always make me happy.
We do up north 😂 we just say marj
This looks edible.
This is the first of your videos I’ve seen that the pan is actually hot enough to the sound of sizzle when putting in the ingredients.
Gynecologists: What, What the f*ck you got down here.
It’s my eggslut sandwich.
I grew up eating, fried egg, spam, and cheese sandwiches. I still eat them from time to time. I haven’t seen eggs made like this before.
GORDON RAMSAY - MOVE OVER, THE QUEEN CAN SHOW YOU THE WAY !
Spamela
@@angiehazelaar u good bro
She got the recipe off the dark web
Someone buy this woman a whisk lol x
And measuring spoons....
@@willowthistle3648 Cups, too. She can't even weigh ingredients with a fricken scale.
her kitchen should have a biohazard symbol on it
As a retired chef I sound like Uncle Roger when I'm watching Kay - I'm like "Haiyaa!?" But like a car crash I can't look away. She's a TH-cam genius.
Doubt you were ever as good a chef as Kay. Lots of wannabes in the comments like yourself!
bussin 10/10 this shit hitting harder than gorgon ramsey
Are you out of mince meat kay?
i followed your coocking and my cat blew up and then my mum started buming the toaster
Take some mayo and put it in a dirty plastic bowl. Make sure the lid to your margarine tub have grey stuff stuck to it and take some margarine that has food crumbs on it into the bowl. Add 2 eggs and mix it all together. Get some pork (Spam). Pour the egg mixture into a scratched up Teflon pan and fry it up until the oil leeches from the mayonnaise. Add a few random-thickness slices of spam on the eggs. Whe the eggs turn brown it is done more than enough. Put the whole mess on bread putting the Spam on top. Feed it to your son or anyone who wants it and wait for the squeals of “it’s fine.” Yum.
The chaos energy in this one is next level.
I love to look on her face when she is waiting for her sons approval. So sweet.
To be honest this is the most visual appealing thing she's made, props
Yeah take that mayonnaise you eggy slu-
Ye
🤣
50% egg, 50% margarine urrrgghhh
Oh good god the mayo is for the sauce that goes ON the sandwich.
Closed captions takes this already amazing experience to a whole new level
Why hasn’t Ken and Buff reacted to this yet?!
Have you seen the Christmas one?!? But I was thinking the same thing. Ha ha I even told my son the same thing.
Same
Ken and Buffpro already have reacted to a few lol @Violenzia Domestica
Love Lee's Run DMC shirt. "It's Christmas time in jolly old Leeds, and kay is burnin them Pork N Beans.
Learning to cook with Kay!? Ok, next time my son visits I'm making something from Kay's cooking cause he always watches this!! How about the cooked spaghetti, or an eggslut sandwhich!!
I don't know how I got here. I don't know what I'm watching. I'm never leaving.