MBMBAM - A Lot of Vasectomy Chat

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  • @laurenyork6095
    @laurenyork6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    What I love about this show is that it's like sitting in a comfortable basement talking and laughing with good friends. Yeah, we're talking about vasectomies, but it's FUNNY.

  • @audreymerkel9214
    @audreymerkel9214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I come back here frequently to hear Justin say "I _gotta_ get a vasectomy."

  • @tomgutteridge872
    @tomgutteridge872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    “That’s way too soon! You JUST cranked off!”

    • @GrixieKong
      @GrixieKong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      “It’s magma-red-hot!!!”

  • @illuminati.official
    @illuminati.official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    I listen to this at least once a week.

    • @Souleater787
      @Souleater787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me too. Really puts the past 7 days in perspective yknow?

    • @emjots
      @emjots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      imagine if justin heard you say this about him and his 20 evacuations

    • @theakeppler4202
      @theakeppler4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TIMELESS USERNAME me too haha

    • @stellabymoonlight9069
      @stellabymoonlight9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @wastelandllama6241
      @wastelandllama6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @DeeDee-ye5qe
    @DeeDee-ye5qe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    griffin's so fucking fascinated that he can't even make jokes i'm crying

  • @kirstenerikapaulson2574
    @kirstenerikapaulson2574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    1) I love how you can hear Justin's voice tremor with the memory of pain while recalling when the doctor grabbed his vas deferens
    2) Does anyone else get the feeling that like...he had kind of a shitty doctor? Especially if you've listened to the follow-up where he talks about the surgery itself?

    • @boombangpow889
      @boombangpow889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He absolutely had a shitty doctor.

    • @katrinadejager-kennedy296
      @katrinadejager-kennedy296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I don't actually want to know this information because it's not my business, but I hope (1) Sydnee helped Justin realize that this doctor was a shitty doctor and (2) Sydnee got the doctor in trouble.

  • @lhoravn2481
    @lhoravn2481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I remember vividly the first time I listened to this, it was maybe my 20th or so episode so I was fairly new. I had headphones in and I was standing at a busstop at 7am with several other people. I could not help myself from laughing out loud and coughing and choking to cover it up, and I looked absolutely insane. So now I don't listen to MBMBAM in public anymore.

    • @RevCuck
      @RevCuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      coward

    • @MsDefectiveToaster
      @MsDefectiveToaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jokes on you. I listened to this at WORK. I am literally the only woman who has ever held my position in the history of our company and I had to explain to my male coworkers that I was crying/laughing over some guy's vasectomy...

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MsDefectiveToaster power move tbh

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was lying in my garden and the cat sitting on my stomach was so upset when I lost it

  • @GrixieKong
    @GrixieKong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Wait a minute, are you Taako?! What an honor to be working on your balls!”

  • @peytonwarren1936
    @peytonwarren1936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    GOTTA get a vasectomy

  • @loquaciouslyloud6444
    @loquaciouslyloud6444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    The biggest difference you say? The vastest deference.

    • @Molscheira
      @Molscheira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👋👋 Great Job

  • @ScottThrowerSir
    @ScottThrowerSir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    - You'll need a driver.
    - No worries. I brought my bike.

  • @rotomfan63
    @rotomfan63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    What if the doctor said "what's a podcast?"

    • @majalis7010
      @majalis7010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “does that require lifting?”

  • @OvidéBoily
    @OvidéBoily 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can’t wait for Charlie to inevitably hear this someday.

  • @ouji8809
    @ouji8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this is one of the funniest stories ever told on this podcast, slow burn considered

  • @stutesjackman
    @stutesjackman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I'm getting a vasectomy right now, and I'm loving it

  • @augafey
    @augafey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    He wasn't at Disney World with a jock strap though, because the hurricane came through and cancelled their Orlando show. Unless they still went to Disney!

    • @taber9669
      @taber9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So what you're saying is... god is real and he loves Justin?

    • @cl5uo
      @cl5uo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is from episode 418, which was put out in like august of 2018 I think

    • @cl5uo
      @cl5uo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unless you knew that and I never heard about the Orlando show so instead I’m just spewing irrelevant nonsense onto the internet 😂😂

  • @jarroddobben
    @jarroddobben 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love that trav cracks himself up

  • @SasquatchKnees
    @SasquatchKnees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    God towards the end where they were talking about cranking it i laugh so hard i almost barfed.

  • @Animallovercomedian
    @Animallovercomedian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my favorite MBMBAM bit of all time. My girlfriend and I relisten to it when we need a pick me up. I’m listening now bc I’m having trouble getting to sleep tonight. Years later I keep coming back

  • @namemycactus
    @namemycactus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Coming back after ep 564 cause griffin asked if people liked this chat. Its one of my favorites

    • @Animallovercomedian
      @Animallovercomedian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too I relisten to it regularly so when Griffin mentioned that and someone (I forgot who of the group) said that actually seems like people really enjoy this but I felt personally victimized yet validated.

  • @bigbigandy1211
    @bigbigandy1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:32 I never fail to laugh at the "ohhh..GAWD" lol

  • @justsomeguy1408
    @justsomeguy1408 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who has also had a vasectomy, I can't begin to guess what "bucket list things" Travis might have been referring to

  • @captaincapitalism9535
    @captaincapitalism9535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My balls had a slight but constant ache throughout the rest of the video after Justin explained the doctor Vulcan nerve pinching his vas deferens.

  • @TankCollinsProtectionSquad
    @TankCollinsProtectionSquad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't even have vas deferens but clench my thighs as I listen to justin recall this pain

  • @williamhood7548
    @williamhood7548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wait... So youre telling me there will be a mildly famous comedian walking around Disney World wearing a jockstrap?
    Watch out for cup-checks, bud.

  • @blackfang500
    @blackfang500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Thanks

  • @williamhood7548
    @williamhood7548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel ill. Ever since you mentioned the Vulcan Ball Black-out Pinch, Ive felt sick.
    Damn you... Damn ypu straight to hell.

  • @breezy1370
    @breezy1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What a treat to be working on your balls" Lol

  • @makaylat.7005
    @makaylat.7005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    grIFFIN THATS NOT HOW DNA WORKS???

  • @mariannacross2538
    @mariannacross2538 ปีที่แล้ว

    god this bit never gets old

  • @nini9946
    @nini9946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WE DID IT LIKE THE PREDATOR, THIS STUFF'S MAGMA RED HOT !!!

  • @carterm.488
    @carterm.488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:51
    Makes me laugh every time

  • @CryptP
    @CryptP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    What if he gets thirsty on the way to the lab tho