A Lot of Vasectomy Chat (MBMBAM 418)

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  • @blake..-
    @blake..- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    The doctor who did all the dad’s vasectomies in my hometown was named Richard Chop. Richard...

    • @JackBarlowStudios
      @JackBarlowStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I knew a guy who’s dad was a urologist named Dr. Wang.

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JackBarlowStudios if you could just not with the racism that'd be fucking great

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that is called an aptronym! when someone's name is related to an attribute of theirs. another example is usain bolt. :D

    • @theWeaverofTales
      @theWeaverofTales 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The question is was it coincidental or did he specifically go into the profession for the goof

    • @octoGeneric
      @octoGeneric 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he should be in gender-affirming surgical care

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Justin stammering then going “GOTTA get a vasectomy” lives in my brain rent free

  • @vinianein9767
    @vinianein9767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Nobody:
    Justine McElroy: Let me tell you about my vasectomy!!!

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vinia Nein Justine?

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GippyHappy Justin’s alternate universe female counterpart

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fyrefrost1898 getting a vasectomy?!?!

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GippyHappy female Justin is trans

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfunny

  • @djs2085
    @djs2085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Justin, I hate to say. But the jockstrap period is literally your best work.

  • @alternativeplane
    @alternativeplane ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As someone who said yes to the, "how about tomorrow" question when rescheduling a surgery, I can say with absolute confidence that a day is not enough time to prepare for that kind of thing.

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    “Wait-are you Taako??” Yeah, you know, from TV?

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I really hope that Griffin truly didn't know about this beforehand and all his reactions are 100% real.

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It doesn’t seem fake (although I do have my doubts over the Olive Garden breadstick incident); I just can’t imagine Justin would randomly tell his brothers “Yo, I’m gettin a vasectomy Thursday!”...y’know, until the day they’re recording that week’s MBMBaM.

    • @queen_maebh
      @queen_maebh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I've seen a lot of comments like this recently and idk why. Y'all know you can enjoy things and not pick every piece of entertainment apart to try and find things that are wrong with it, right? It's improv comedy.

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@queen_maebh people can also enjoy noticing the man behind the curtain :)

    • @queen_maebh
      @queen_maebh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@asmrtpop2676 "enjoying" the man behind the curtain isn't the same as claiming ingenuity en masse because you get off on being cynical about every piece of entertainment. Just call yourself a hipster instead of going ":/ fake" and then claiming you're admiring comedy writers

    • @nunyabidnis7111
      @nunyabidnis7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@queen_maebh It's possible to take things at face value and enjoy them for what they are. It's also possible to enjoy things while at the same time viewing them through a critical lens. We all find enjoyment in our own ways, and they are all equally valid. :)
      Unless it's eating a banana without peeling it first.

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Thinking about Justin and Sydney holding their brand new baby daughter, Charlie’s little sister, and Sydney going “alright that’s enough of that, Juice”

  • @Beastintheomlet
    @Beastintheomlet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “Did you have shoes on and your keys in the other hand?!”
    This made me laugh so hard my baby woke up.

  • @dw4124
    @dw4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is such a good bit. Everyone is so funny, Travis has some absolute bangers while clearly delighting in Justin's discomfort. "So just a six pack of Gatorade or whatever?"

  • @UsotheMarshmallow
    @UsotheMarshmallow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    listening to this episode not knowing what was coming was an Experience

  • @CleverCrumbish
    @CleverCrumbish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    1:14 Travis buddy, there's really only one thing that can meaningfully be Last Hurrahed before a Vasectomy and Not Wanting To Do That is generally the reason for getting the procedure in the first place.

    • @kiba000
      @kiba000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making.

    • @sugmanots
      @sugmanots 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      going to Disneyland

  • @wizardorbofpower
    @wizardorbofpower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I gotta get me that vasectomy!!!

    • @Saramusvasque2838
      @Saramusvasque2838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Griffin's laugh at that is soooooo good.

    • @warren_waters
      @warren_waters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I crack up at that every time. Just the biggest fuckin mood.

  • @nora_adora
    @nora_adora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    sorry about your little jumble Justin

  • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
    @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I have to wait 1.5 hours EVERY time I go to the gyno so I feel that pain

    • @meggal5353
      @meggal5353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What are they doin, makin the speculum!?

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@meggal5353 They want to make sure no one beats the current speedrun record for a gyno visit!

  • @shawnaeatscats
    @shawnaeatscats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love this bit so much. Not only is it hilarious, but as a woman I found it educational as well!

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you realize women have penises too, right? don't erase trans people.

  • @TaakosGoodOutHere
    @TaakosGoodOutHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Here ya go still steamin'! " GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like there is room for whether or not you wanted a particular substance on that spoon or not

  • @ragnar3434
    @ragnar3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "Cup of Juice," good lord

  • @Paul-xm4wi
    @Paul-xm4wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is my favourite MBMBAM bit of all time I listen to it at least once a week

  • @SeymourDisapproves
    @SeymourDisapproves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Holy shit the phrase "funky butt lovin'" has been rattling around in my brain for years and now I realize what it's from

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i never thought i'd ever sit and listen to a man talk about his vasectomy process for 15 minutes, but here we fuckin are

  • @blockpartyrobotleague
    @blockpartyrobotleague 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    9:32 The 'gift shop'? Who is buying gifts for their loved ones at the vasectomy surgery?

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Can you tolerate that." Just fucking CBTing at random and saying that, I'm losing it.

  • @hugenerd242
    @hugenerd242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Griffins giggle at 12:46 👌🏻

  • @wendyschwartz7455
    @wendyschwartz7455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Listened to this after dropping my dad off for his second vasectomy, lasted 17 years before my little sister was accidentally conceived

  • @SeymourDisapproves
    @SeymourDisapproves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You know sometimes I forget that Justin had a vasectomy and then the full force of it just hits me like a truck every time

  • @user-hb7rd9wu2n
    @user-hb7rd9wu2n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    How hard is it to say “I’m a podcaster” Justin?

    • @user-sg6ww7ts6n
      @user-sg6ww7ts6n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that word means nothing to old people

    • @user-hb7rd9wu2n
      @user-hb7rd9wu2n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      naudia “radio announcer but with no music breaks on the internet”

  • @user-ev5gj8xe2b
    @user-ev5gj8xe2b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "if you're a person with a penis" is such a small gesture but it carries so much meaning for me

  • @faith-4059
    @faith-4059 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "No baby driver" didn't get the credit it deserved

  • @hellsarbiter101
    @hellsarbiter101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i didnt monitor my tone at all so it just came out like - No!!" i laugh every time lol

  • @dualitysDownfall
    @dualitysDownfall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ah yes, the primary topic right around when I started listening to mbmbam
    Good times

    • @TurboNemesis
      @TurboNemesis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea the Vasectomy Arc was pretty good but I think mbmbam was at its peak in the post-tournament arc

  • @hmmurdockofids
    @hmmurdockofids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This segment made me laugh out loud even though I was stressed out and trying to catch as much sleep as possible before work.

  • @AdraTheGhost
    @AdraTheGhost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    20 EVACUATIONS

    • @jubisisters
      @jubisisters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A six pack of Gatorade, or...?

  • @arcaii1117
    @arcaii1117 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    travis is killin it in this clip

  • @CheetahsArePrettyCool
    @CheetahsArePrettyCool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Justin's talked about having tinnitus before so now I'm wondering if tinnitus would mess with a hearing test

    • @robertsanford349
      @robertsanford349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jessica C. It does. It barred me from going into a hearing-intensive job

  • @357Snowball
    @357Snowball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    thank you so much for uploading, this is fucking hilarious

  • @jellyfishneo
    @jellyfishneo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    can we just appreciate how justin says 'person with a penis' instead of 'man' or 'guy?' trans rights!!!!

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is even more funny considering there's a very early episode where they got a question from a guy asking if he should get a vasectomy and they all said no because he wouldn’t be a man anymore lol woops

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      GippyHappy Character development!

    • @camwoodstock
      @camwoodstock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lorendaemon7945 And all it took was a jockstrap at Disney.

  • @Morhek
    @Morhek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So when people find out what a vasectomy is...do people who don't have testicles have the same visceral wince response that cis men do? I've always wondered, but the topic doesn't really come up in polite conversation.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Personally, I didn't. I didn't have that response to hearing about tubal ligation either, though, and have performed neuterings on animals without issue - it might be that I'm just not squeamish.

    • @CelestiaLily
      @CelestiaLily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I sympathy-wince at any groin-related injury/pain (vasectomies, period pains, kicks to the nuts, giving birth, waxing, STIs) no matter the gender, cuz all of them sound REAL BAD

    • @pbgandie
      @pbgandie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not to vasectomies perse, but I have a similar visceral wince response when it comes to episiotomies.

    • @acoustikangaroo
      @acoustikangaroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The only genital surgery thing I’ve ever winced at hearing about is an episiotomy

    • @brody2k
      @brody2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude here, but I thought this was worth noting.
      I never used to be bothered by it. Until I saw a vid that involved actually seeing the... removed... portions, if you will.
      Now when I think about it I do this little shuffle in my seat that my monkey brain thinks will help.

  • @blammo5226
    @blammo5226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Got em

  • @dementedgamer8123
    @dementedgamer8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I couldn't do it and I would be like wtf

  • @jarroddobben
    @jarroddobben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn a vasectomy seems sad, even though I don't know why it just makes me depressed for all my lil guys

  • @spehizle
    @spehizle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wanaknowwhat? There's such a thing as Too Much Horntalkz and a person ought to be fuckin aware of it.

  • @vidiia
    @vidiia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    idk why but this whole segment just really squicked me out. was not a fan