Twinkle twinkle, shooting star, How I know just what you are. You're an asteroid in the night, Fire gleaming oh so bright, Extinction is on the rise! Everyone say your goodbyes!
this reminds me of the time where an overweight person made fun of my friend but i forgot what it was about but i remember the overweight person saying “youre really beating” and my friend said “youre really eating” to say i was flabbergasted was understatement. edit: sorry if this came as offensive!!
I pirate 3ds games on my jail broken 3ds, You pretty much install Luma3DS, then you can install FBI, then you can install Hshop, and there is damn near every single 3ds game ever,
4:39 The line it's supposed to be "Roses are red, murder is wrong, Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime, then sang a song"
@@moseschoy5405 That seems about right XD Though I watch so many British Minecraft TH-camrs at this point that I learn more about celsius and kilometers from them than I would in school lol
"Reh-d and leh-d rhyme and so do ree-d and lee-d, but reh-d and lee-d don't rhyme and neither to ree-d and leh-d." -Me, trying and failing to transcribe how I read it as
12:52 VaazkL on his way to read a meme where pony and bologna rhyme and still mispronounce bologna: Edit: I didn't realize it could be pronounced that way
roses are red, eminem raps, minecraft bed, roblox hats I live in qatar, my name isnt lamar, twintkle twinkle little star, i use chopsticks to eat iron bars
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Roses are red, life has no meaning, 3000 voices, constantly screaming
Roses are red, the sun is shining.
My mental health is rapidly declining.
Me too man, me too
Is that a failboat reference?
Luma le Luma sun father can we sell your lungs
Roses are red,
Reality is mine,
I have shattered space,
And will soon shatter time
Twinkle twinkle, shooting star,
How I know just what you are.
You're an asteroid in the night,
Fire gleaming oh so bright,
Extinction is on the rise!
Everyone say your goodbyes!
damn 😂😂
Gotta use this from now on
.
@My_Melody288.
Poetical
Roses are red, violets are purple, some says violets are blue again, I’m gonna get hurtful
roses are red, violets AREN'T blue, that's why they're called VIOLETs, isn't that true?
*Y* *E* *S*
Roses are red, violets are blue, i wrote this poem, just to mess with you
Roses are red, violets are purple, they’re not really purple, but he’s gonna get hurtful
@@drawingduckk669 *I swear to god with every fiber in my body…*
Roses are Red
Bow down to your master
The kids may be fast
But Elmo is faster
Huh!?
Roses are red
He’s silent as a mouse
Your doors unlocked
Elmo’s in your house
Roses are red
He has no shame
They are kids, but
Game is Game.
Roses are red,
My nose bled,
as you fled,
having made my face red,
for I pled,
for your love unsaid.
Roses are red,
You are filled with some goo,
I haven't fled,
I came back for round two.
Roses are red, Blind as a bat, you cannot see him, but his name is Matt..
Rat Moses
@@TheEntwicklungEnthusiast matt rose
Mattpat
No I can't see him, he punched my eyes out on wii sports
@@13itchyassSKULL EMOJII
this reminds me of the time where an overweight person made fun of my friend but i forgot what it was about but i remember the overweight person saying “youre really beating”
and my friend said “youre really eating”
to say i was flabbergasted was understatement.
edit: sorry if this came as offensive!!
Saying heavy instead of overweight is crazy
@@SheckoEWOW its the same thing, right? i’m sorry if it came over as offensive. i’ll change it 😭
@@emiomg_I'm offended that you felt the need to change it
@@lythe2066 my bad, i didnt wanna cause unnecessary drama 😭
@@emiomg_Dw, I also don’t get how it was offensive
Roses are Red
Dogs are Hairy
You should stay out of
Matt Rose’s territory
i was looking for a comment like that
@@silverfox_wastakensame
He dare try to pronounce the keyboard smash 👿
@@Rose2ndC1L3 if he does a skull emoji pronounciation, then he's doomed
omori pfp :3
Roses are red
Use a phone to make calls
I like to eat the cotton candy in my walls
roses are red violet has a pass ur stomach now has glass
@@zahralarissguzman103 And it's gonna hurt coming out of your ass
and uh... how's that goin for ya?
Poetical
Ummm, that’s not cotton candy.
Microwave goes crazy unexpected lmfao 2:25
The best sone to ever exist fr
Omg I paused to check the comments to see if anyone commented about it and I am at the exact same time
Microwave.mp4 250dcb
ricky jamaraz my beloved
Roses are red
Duolingo is watching
Don’t skip your lessons
Beg for your family. Start talking
mein vater ist amerikan. wein und salat mit kase, bitte!
NEIN
Roses are red,
Duolingo has it's goal,
He knows where you live,
And stares into your soul.
Roses are red
Duolingo is green
Practice Japanese
Or he breaks your knees
Poetical
Violets are blue, roses are blue, I’m colorblind, how about you?
7 likes and no replys? lemme fix that
@@Egg-is-meaverage gen alpha commenter:
11 likes and 2 replies? Let me fix that.
*Roses are red,*
*Violets are blue,*
*I'm a d i c c at rhyming,*
*And I have some glue*
use the glue to put back together the letters in line 3 word 3
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You might be a d i c c at rhyming
But atleast you tried first from us two
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You might be a d I c c at rhyming
But I put bananas in your glue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You might be a d i c c at rhyming
But i am a d i c c more
@@Metrojo831too*
the best ones are the ones that have the proper number of syllables
Roses are red, Your city is gone.
Here comes thomas, the thermonuclear bomb
Poetical
I love this rhyme, if this is not the start of ww3 I’m not joining the front lines
Chuga, chuga, toot BBBBOOOOMMMM!
The classic
Roses are red, violets are blue, looks like Duo is after you
Nice
You are correct
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
*Grabs book
BUT THEY MIGHT HURT YOU!!!!
12:49 there's a modernised version of Macbeth where the Wyrd Sisters (witches) are creepy wartime nurses who diliver their incantations through rap.
Awesome. Is it called Macbeth or re-titled? I'd like to look for it
@@TitularHeroine it's called Macbeth it came out in either 2010 or 2011 and Sir Patrick Stewart is in it
Roses are red, I have a golden shovel, I just finished Macbeth as our class novel.
2:36 this… THIS… THIS IS ABSOLUTELY *BEAUTIFUL*
he woud not be arested if this was a polish tank
@@MorelekYT they think its still 1940
Roses are red
Violets are violet
I can’t rhyme
Pirate
Pirate - my red -bye Ted -
I pirate 3ds games on my jail broken 3ds,
You pretty much install Luma3DS, then you can install FBI, then you can install Hshop, and there is damn near every single 3ds game ever,
Yarrr
5:58 "his name is PP" 💀
The plotting penguin
Peppy pep-ee
Duolingo:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do your lessons
Or I’ll come for you
Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
He knows where you live,
And is under your bed.
Roses are red
He speaks in Spanish
He said to me once:
Spanish or vanish?
@@lanztorralba Si traduces esto, eres gay.
@@lanztorralba Si traduces esto, eres gay.
Roses are red,
He knows french,
he told me once: french or the trench
for the PJO ppl-
*Jason Grace:*
-proteccs
-attaccs
but most importantly
-he eats staplers for a snacc
HELL YEAAAHH
13:35 the post is referring to how a greek poet Homer described the color of the ocean in his poem called Odyssey
6:25 ok but the stories of feral children are wild and worth looking into
14:50
I'm dying of laughter. Jassachusetts, Jalifornia, Jalabama, and so many more are needed!
Still trying to find which one is actually the intended one
JAXUS
yo wait I might have figured it out
J + arizoNA = jonah
nah bro why do Jalaska and Jorida kinda sound like real names loll
not jorja
Roses are red,
I'm plotting anarchy schemes:
If you go through with them
There will be endless screams
If you do it, people will beam
I ate my grandma's spleen
Take me with you, I'll bring my team. (Ex wife and eighteen fellow anarchists/street rats.)
4:39 The line it's supposed to be "Roses are red, murder is wrong, Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime, then sang a song"
Fun Fact: Don McLean rhymed "step' with "doorstep" in American Pie
It was step, not sted:
"Bad news on the doorstep,
I couldn't take one more step."
@@SupersuMCminor spelling mistake
@@chobies5383doorstep,
I have make a big mistake
Roses are red,
my cat sleeps in a bed,
I just spent 2 days sick from eating pencil lead.
0:05 HAH- This one’s my favorite 😂
Americans: WTF IS A KILOMETER?!?!
@@moseschoy5405 That seems about right XD Though I watch so many British Minecraft TH-camrs at this point that I learn more about celsius and kilometers from them than I would in school lol
5:57
Roses are red,
I like sand,
That cat is going to invade Poland.
Roses are red
My camera is rolling
Look! Said the people in the twin towers
Here comes a Boeing
Mary had a little lamb,
Put it in a pan,
It tasted like spam.
A better one 0:15 “I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees and for some f#cking reason they’re speaking Vietnamese”
"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, if you cut them down, I'll break your fuckin knees"
“I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees. If you try to eat them, You’ll burst into leaves.”
6:55 truly incredible
what is the music for this part?
oh idk @@futuresounds354
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis too
6:10 my favorite poem.
Roses are black, Violets are black, Im blind
before anyone points it out, yes it is not mine, and it has appeared on this very channel before
I got nothing to say to that"
Roses aren't red,
violets aren't blue,
I'm colorblind,
and I can't see no hue.
Read and lead rhyme and so do read and lead, but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead
stop stoP STOPSTOP
StOp iT NoW.
"Reh-d and leh-d rhyme and so do ree-d and lee-d, but reh-d and lee-d don't rhyme and neither to ree-d and leh-d."
-Me, trying and failing to transcribe how I read it as
my braihn melted
0:28 i feel peraonally attacked
12:52 VaazkL on his way to read a meme where pony and bologna rhyme and still mispronounce bologna:
Edit: I didn't realize it could be pronounced that way
that’s how it’s pronounced tho…
@@J3D1D14H my bad, most people i know pronounce it baloney, which would make it rhyme
Roses are red ,violet stems are green, I swear officer it was the knife, not me
5:11 I am terrified of owls now!
"Man, there's a fire in my house."
"U S E S T A I R S."
7:30 YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME OUT 😭
I just don’t want to talk, and if it’s a group chat I will only spy 😅
0:12 as someone who is currently 1.5 meters tall, i can confirm that my knees are broken
Ah yes, my last surviving braincell uses these memes
roses are red, silent as a mouse. your door is unlocked, i'm inside your house.
Roses are red, I am so sorry.
That I have brought all of the democracy.
Me: For oil...
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME FREEDOM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Roses are red
Murder is bad
Teaching a gorilla is going to die
Makes me inexplicably sad
Roses are red, i am terrible at poems.
Please tell me what is the purpose of existence?
Roses are red, i like some beets.
How do i stop going YEET!
roses are red
dogs are tame
ur jokes are so lame
and sorry mine sound the same
@@Ricky-qp5rn it wasnt a joke.
Tell, me, the, purpose, of, existence, NOW.
i struggle with the last part "how do to stop going yeet" it confuses me
@@BlueDragonSlime done, fixed it, good as new, you certainly can understand it now, right?
@@lourdespachla6516 thanks dude because i am dutch but i can type and speak english pretty good but with things like that i get confused, but thanks
Roses are red. Duolingo is green. If you don't do your Spanish lessons, he'll rip out your spleen.
Roses are red
Mexico speaks Spanish
If you don’t do your duolingo lesson
Then you will mysteriously vanish
Roses are red,
Some mice are small
I don't know how to rhyme
But I just ate a door
roses are red
i like to drink wine
your breathing capabilities are now mine
roses are red, blood is too, your life is short, and so you are too
Roses are red
But my name’s not Dave
Are you drunk?
I’m not drunk!
MICROWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVE!!!!!!!!!
2:52 im banned from the bathroom
roses are red
i use a fly swatter
does anyone else breathe underwater?
My ass at 3AM:
Roses are red,
I shouldve stayed in bed,
My coat in red,
made me lose my head
Roses are red, but can be pink too, and sometimes white, but I’ve never seen yellow or blue.
Bipity Bopity Bip
You are now permanently banned from Blooket
how did you know
roses are red
violets are blue
I don't play blooket
and so should you
I made that up at school. Some student was cheating so I thought of it but never said it
Roses are red
It's hot like hell
Mitochondria
The powerhouse of the cell.
roses are withered, the violets have died, and just like the flowers, my brain is now fried
IT SEEMS TODAY THAT ALL YOU SEE IS
BRAINROT IN YT SHORTS AND RIZZ ON TV
But where are those good ol' creator values, on which we used to rely
Violets are blue
Roses are red…
How come all of our presidents end up dead?
YES NEW VAAZKL MEMES
Roses are red, I’ll be asleep in a while, florida man climbs into alligator enclosure, gets eaten by crocodile
3:15 And they say you can’t hear images.😉
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m inside your house and I’m right behind you.
1:25 1000 IQ COP MOMENT
Red violets are blue my brain cells are dead, thanks to you.
15:49 " *w a o w* " ✨️✨️
Roses are red
The Earth getting hotter
My pet fish drowned in water
The water got hotter
Roses are red
In a race someone will win
It’s summer time
I’m sleeping in
6:04 I like how this was actually wholesome and didn't end with a roast 😊
15:33 bro tuned into Myue
Roses are red
hell is infernal
The universe may end but
DOOM is eternal
4:32 "A tree is a spruce" Um actually (🤓) it's the other way around. Spruces are trees, but trees aren't always spruces.
It means that a type of tree is a spruce
1:41 I feel sorry for that guy.
0:41 AHHHHHH-
"Sorry, nothing rhymes with gum"
I think the person who said that drank 4 bottles of rum
Roses arent yellow
Tree have stick
Guys on tinder
Keep sending me their
Pics
😎👍
Baby chick's
🐣🐤🐥
Click
starfruit
The one with Ned sounds like something Dr.Seuss would write
Space Jesus Obi-Wan is still hilarious.
Roses are red,
My TV is buffering,
How do I escape,
Life's endless suffering?
1:06 my stomach rumbled and it sounded like it said "ooooooooooo"
NO WAY SAME MY STOMACH WAS LIKE GGRRIOOOOOOROO
"Senpai will never notice you" is a great punch
10:10 he is space Jesus
"Santa Claus is joining the Terrorist force"
my childhood is now officially ruined.
Roses are red, I’m one to boast, I once saw a Reddit rhyme, and they forgot to rhyme the freaking post
Roses are red, this is an edit, Tom the British TH-camr has colonized the game theory subreddit
6:17 ... by Scott McDermott
why didn't you include that lol
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The voices are coming
And there coming for you
4:56 spoaught
Roses are red
my floor is laid with tiles
HELP ME,
IM SHITTING CROCODILES
Roses are red, my name is not Dave I'm bad to poems microwave
roses are red, eminem raps, minecraft bed, roblox hats
I live in qatar, my name isnt lamar, twintkle twinkle little star, i use chopsticks to eat iron bars
0:38
"Roses are read, violets are violet,
"If Neil won't shut up I'm gonna act violent"
Roses are red,
I like bees,
This is an excuse for me to say
C H E E S E