8:31 reminded me of something: When I was really little my family people had utility people coming over that day or something and my mom said that we should be polite and refer to the men as "sir." I then proceeded to call any man coming over for the house for fixing it up as "sirs" for years.
My parkour guy used to be Steve Backshell. There was this CBBC online game based on Deadly 60 where you had to sprint through numerous environments being chased by a deadly animal and taking photos of less deadly animals, and I used to imagine Steve was doing it in real life somehow keeping up with the car. Then I started playing Super Mario on my cousin's Ds and Steve was promptly kicked out and replaced by Mario. Then in 2023 Mario was replaced by Peppino Spaghetti, who actually worked better because he could run as fast as Steve. Then Peppino was replaced by the Noise, who also started parkouring around the picture frames and lamps and clocks in my house when I'm bored. I only just realised how large an aspect my parkour dude is in my life. *Clears throat* Woag.
2:07 I still have him He's a little robot who would scurry along the road lines, while dancing to the songs that played on the radio. He would, on rare occasions when Im very bored, be accompanied by 2 other robots who would dance along him Its weird, but it makes sense also Do yall remember yours?
6:12 truly a “Pam Pam Pam Pudam padam a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey pam Pam Pam got any grapes?” Moment
“The man said no we just sell lemonade but it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade would you like a glass? The duck said I’ll pass. And he waddled away waddle waddle and he waddled away waddle waddle and he waddle away waddle waddle till the very next day Pam Pam Pam padam”
This is the first time I’ve seen anyone call they’re grandparents Oma and opa, my opa was Dutch. (He’s my dad’s stepdad so I’m not Dutch in anyway) very cool though!!
8:10 So true. I though I was doing really well, even skipped a grade, and then suddenly had massive social anxiety and possibly autism at my new school
8:46 my preschool had the students do this exact thing and i put: "My mom likes going to casino." She works there for your information she does not gamble.
I expected brain rot edit: yall don’t understand what I meant. I expected brain rot because kids today would understand those memes. I didn’t want brain rot 😂
I had no idea other people also did the ninja on outside stuff in the car, I thought it was just a thing that I made up to pass the time. Apparently all kids have the same brain
1:09 Sometimes I just need to look at this meme a few times over to humble myself, because my parents DEFINITELY watched me learn where babies come from.
15:55 actually hurts its sad to realise you have to work for money and cannot have fun playing minecraft or roblox I dont play fortnite btw better not get hate from this
18:35 i once saw a movie where at the start there was a random scene where a female cat escaped the house and after being returned the owner found out it was pregnant, once she had the kittens, the owner took them in a plastic bag, drove far away (after arguing with his wife about whether he should or shouldn't do it) and threw the bag into a lake with the kittens still inside it. i still do not get why that scene was put there
6:27 I remember one time in fourth or fifth grade my school got a whole new playground including a merry go ‘round. They had the teacher and three kids from my class spin it as hard and fast as they could with everyone in my class on it hanging on for dear life. I tried my hardest to hold onto the bars, but I ended up loosing my grip and somehow ended up underneath it flat on my back. I just blinked and i was there. I remember just breathing heavily and watching as it spun above me and hearing the teacher scream at the kids to stop the merry go ‘round. I some how came out unscathed. Not bruises no nothing. I’m surprised I didn’t break a bone lmao. But needless to say they were never allowed to do that ever again-
2:26 holy shit, when i was a kid, after i brushed my teeth i would always gulp the toothpaste down for 3 FUCKING YEARS! idk what the hell was wrong with me back then
2:07 HAH, I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THIS 😂Although it wasn't a parkour guy for me, it was a parkour *doggo* . A lil' border collie :33 I thought it was only a weird thing I did, though XD. It was actually surprising to find out other people did this too!!
8:55 one time in kindergarten, my teacher asked what was mt favourite day and i said, "I like Friday because its fry day" i still dont know what that meant till this day
I still have trouble figuring that out maybe they built the cards inside the mall maybe when they were making them all day put it before they make the walls I don’t know. My brain is stupid.
The part about crying children is so real. I was once on this 7-8 hour flight and this child cried non-stop the entire flight. In a way, I respect their sheer bulk of lung capacity
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thank you for making your videos daily vaazkL. I salute you for making every day of my life just a little bit better.
ok
@@BaldCatMemes ok
roblox memes, accidental texts, and animal memes
you also have a nice day:)
Ha, I _still_ hold my breath every time I pass by a smoker
same bro
The smell... 🤢
fr
facts
Fewww I am not the only one.
I hated it when kids were playing tag or hide and seek and when you tag em or find em they say "im not playing"
YES, I HATE THAT
Especially tag like suddenly there is new rule
Or "T"/"Timeout"
Ok ok ok hear me out I was actually chilling on my own and random children had no right disturbing my peace
Or they materialize bases out of nowhere in the middle of the game
I didn't have a parkour guy. I had a parkour stick that was exactly the same but a stick
I STILL have the parkour guy...
I always see him jumping building from building
My parkour guy was Spider-Man, and he web-swung from all the trees and telephone poles
I had a minion from minion rush lol
stickman
The one about the boy whacking a girl across the head is stuck in my heart forever.
The sticks are the real chads
Hate when girls pull this. Either way assault is assault. I don’t think you get extra charges for hitting a female.
Smart kid
If you think you can not pay me a single dime I will apply gender equality.
@@lambo-dud9589 gender equality is goated
I have NOT forgotten the Parkour Guy.
same
Same
Same
same
I will never forget about parkour Funtime foxy😭😭😭
5:58 I didn’t realize caring about my sanity made me a Karen, but I guess you learn something everyday 🤷♂️
i rather be a Karen than suffer brain rot
Well then Karen it is that we shall become
@@xboxoneyes7734 fr though
I’d rather be a killer and then watching those TikTok’s with people wearing uncanny painted faces of cartoon characters
Ikr
8:31 reminded me of something:
When I was really little my family people had utility people coming over that day or something and my mom said that we should be polite and refer to the men as "sir."
I then proceeded to call any man coming over for the house for fixing it up as "sirs" for years.
0:01 an octopus goes to an aquarium. Kinda reminds me of octodad
I love octodad.
OCTODAD MENTIONED!!!
@@Greenlight778 yayayayayay!!!
He's a squid-
It's literally in his name
@@AAPauzed Squidward is confirmed to be an octopus by Nickelodeon. If Squidward was a squid he would have a pointy head
parkour guy is a universal experience
My parkour guy was spider man
aphantasia says otherwise
@@xstar4698 Same! He would web-swing from all the telephone poles
Mine is a squirrel.
(He sometimes rode on a motorcycle)
hey Vaazkl! i watch ur videos every single day as its part of my routine now lol, ty for being you!
My parkour guy used to be Steve Backshell. There was this CBBC online game based on Deadly 60 where you had to sprint through numerous environments being chased by a deadly animal and taking photos of less deadly animals, and I used to imagine Steve was doing it in real life somehow keeping up with the car.
Then I started playing Super Mario on my cousin's Ds and Steve was promptly kicked out and replaced by Mario.
Then in 2023 Mario was replaced by Peppino Spaghetti, who actually worked better because he could run as fast as Steve. Then Peppino was replaced by the Noise, who also started parkouring around the picture frames and lamps and clocks in my house when I'm bored.
I only just realised how large an aspect my parkour dude is in my life.
*Clears throat*
Woag.
Now that's what we call deep right there.
I will never forget my parkour guy. To this day he helps me see the coolest chase scenes on long road trips. Absolute legend
2:07 I still have him
He's a little robot who would scurry along the road lines, while dancing to the songs that played on the radio. He would, on rare occasions when Im very bored, be accompanied by 2 other robots who would dance along him
Its weird, but it makes sense also
Do yall remember yours?
Spider man
I still remember mines bro. I see him parkour on the power lines and the signs. He’s still there.
Stickman
Mine was James bond
Mine was a dog character that I created. Nowadays it’s the characters from ninjago
The one with the "Childern Avoiding Getting Murdered", needs to have lot more movies and series in that cateragory ngl.
Like the series of unfortunate events
I'm an American and I got my first firearm at 9. In all the years since I've manged to make it without shooting anyone with any mine.
The way you phrased that sounds like you never shot anyone with a landmine.
@@strangecolouredbird NAWW
@@strangecolouredbird yeah, I forgot an "of".
Yeehaw brotha
That’s the most American thing ever
6:12 truly a “Pam Pam Pam Pudam padam a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey pam Pam Pam got any grapes?” Moment
“The man said no we just sell lemonade but it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade would you like a glass? The duck said I’ll pass. And he waddled away waddle waddle and he waddled away waddle waddle and he waddle away waddle waddle till the very next day Pam Pam Pam padam”
One time, someone thought a poster fell down in the middle of the night, but it was an opossum that fell through their roof
what the fuck
17:12 My paternal grandparents, Grandma and Poppa. My maternal grandparents, Oma and Opa. (My Oma is part Dutch)
This is the first time I’ve seen anyone call they’re grandparents Oma and opa, my opa was Dutch. (He’s my dad’s stepdad so I’m not Dutch in anyway) very cool though!!
It's Oma and Opa in German too. Omi and Opi are just variations, kind of how kids might call their mothers "Mom" or "Mommy"...etc.
8:10 So true. I though I was doing really well, even skipped a grade, and then suddenly had massive social anxiety and possibly autism at my new school
How do you get autism out of nowhere?
I got the covid vaccine
Jk It just became more prominent I always had it
@@Excele-ent oh? 💀
8:46 my preschool had the students do this exact thing and i put: "My mom likes going to casino." She works there for your information she does not gamble.
2:03 OH MY GOD THE PARKOUR ONE WAS SO TRUE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I expected brain rot
edit: yall don’t understand what I meant. I expected brain rot because kids today would understand those memes. I didn’t want brain rot 😂
No this better
Me too, but i like this
Same fr
I expected you to not expect which I expected
Well that was *UNEXPECTED*
2:21 I would have a reason for that bc one time I started coughing a lot when someone with a cigarette passed by me
I had no idea other people also did the ninja on outside stuff in the car, I thought it was just a thing that I made up to pass the time. Apparently all kids have the same brain
And you're surprised by that?
@@yasininn76 I little bit
4:24 me when i was a kid: equal rights equal fights
3:39 life was so messed up for reptiles he broke character😭
5:07 An example of "We do a little trolling" right there.
*among us imposter sound effect plays*
6:38 EVERYTIME I FIND ONE WITH MY NAME *ITS MISSPELLED* 😭😭
SAME. MY ACRUAL NAME IS SAYDEE
1:09 Sometimes I just need to look at this meme a few times over to humble myself, because my parents DEFINITELY watched me learn where babies come from.
0:52 aww man, hope that agent got over that addiction again
2:26, I just swallowed toothpaste as a kid🤣🤣I drank that like it was a beverage!
15:55 actually hurts its sad to realise you have to work for money and cannot have fun playing minecraft or roblox
I dont play fortnite btw better not get hate from this
4:17
The girl dissevered that so much
lil bro was a legend for shutting the girl up
As a kid, I love watching these to appreciate how good I have it. I'm 12 years old so I still do these things.
0:00 My dad at the aquarium trying to keep my sister focused
He legit said: Dont freak out,but I found nemo and dory
4:36 Go ahead, talk about the tomatoes, and not the pistol...
thats me at school
4:01 well looks like 99% of gen z, including myself, are now depressed
The parkour guy is so real that it makes me feel like i'm being watched lmao
6:18 Bro this is too much of a coincidence. God done fr tested lil man's capabilities to see ahead 😭🙏
2:04 For some reason instead of the parkour guy I just imagined sonic running through the highway
18:35 i once saw a movie where at the start there was a random scene where a female cat escaped the house and after being returned the owner found out it was pregnant, once she had the kittens, the owner took them in a plastic bag, drove far away (after arguing with his wife about whether he should or shouldn't do it) and threw the bag into a lake with the kittens still inside it.
i still do not get why that scene was put there
4:01 that was personal 😭.
5:17 STRONG AND BADASS MONSTERS Protecting innocent children from evil-creepy-ass-haunted-teddy-bears since 1902
As a child, the teddy bear, as anything other than a child, the monster
Me ten years old
I cant even see the parkour man when im in the car
2:17 I have a theory.
They either cut a big hole for a door and drove it there.
Or they made it in the mall
Portal.
4:01 facts
6:27 I remember one time in fourth or fifth grade my school got a whole new playground including a merry go ‘round. They had the teacher and three kids from my class spin it as hard and fast as they could with everyone in my class on it hanging on for dear life. I tried my hardest to hold onto the bars, but I ended up loosing my grip and somehow ended up underneath it flat on my back. I just blinked and i was there. I remember just breathing heavily and watching as it spun above me and hearing the teacher scream at the kids to stop the merry go ‘round. I some how came out unscathed. Not bruises no nothing. I’m surprised I didn’t break a bone lmao. But needless to say they were never allowed to do that ever again-
Nobody reading that, but I did
@@SpaceyOSCso did I
@@purple7234 nice
some kids who would get sick easily would just get on and you would just have to go slow. the dizziness from those was funny.
No wonder I have depression, and when I was young I threw a huge temper tantrum over pants 😭 I am so embarrassed over that 😭😭😭
Vaazkl, you're the goat, thanks for giving me something to watch every day
4:02 is actually accurate: i used to do both and now have depression
18:50
EXCUSE ME
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU CAN'T JUST DROP HEARTBREAKING TOM AND JERRY LORE LIKE THAT AND THEN JUST L E A V E
2:26 holy shit, when i was a kid, after i brushed my teeth i would always gulp the toothpaste down for 3 FUCKING YEARS! idk what the hell was wrong with me back then
4:00 Can confirm, it's true.
2:07 HAH, I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THIS 😂Although it wasn't a parkour guy for me, it was a parkour *doggo* . A lil' border collie :33
I thought it was only a weird thing I did, though XD. It was actually surprising to find out other people did this too!!
i know the title said only kids will understand this but as an ex-kid, i'm reclaiming my roots and enjoying these memes anyway
2:07 we love parkour man
0:11 everyone had to experience it at some point
2:05 omg i thought i was the only one!!!!!!
8:55 one time in kindergarten, my teacher asked what was mt favourite day and i said, "I like Friday because its fry day" i still dont know what that meant till this day
Fries
Had a parkour ninja, parkour stickman, parkour swordsman, sonic, mario, and sometimes motor cyclist and another car driver.
I only clicked on this out of respect for Parkour Guy. Never forget.
Same
Bro mine was Funtime foxy💀
BTW I ALWAYS DO THE NINJA PARKOUR THING IN A CAR AND IM BORED ASF THE MEMOIR ISNT OVER YET
0:35 even if I wear sandals, I still use it
4:01 it’s true. I used to do this all the time.
thank you meme man
2:07 i could never forget my hero.
2:16 21 year old me figuring out how they got a car in the middle of the mall
I still have trouble figuring that out maybe they built the cards inside the mall maybe when they were making them all day put it before they make the walls I don’t know. My brain is stupid.
2:32 yea those used to be so fun I used to go in the back and we would go fast on the highway it was sooo fun I swear kids are missing out
Love this!
Ty!
16:40 I never thought Vaazkl would defend me and even though I don't know him it still makes me feel good
16:35 jimmy neutron if he was chronically online
The boy hitting the girl with the stick made me imagine the boy putting on sunglasses as he said sticks can hit girls and then doom music kicking in
It was at this moment he screwed up 9:08
(Something crazy I just figured out) they actually drive cars into the mall because there is like some kind of “door made for them”
4:29 was to relatable lol
4:02 RUDE. I do NOT have depression >:(
I'm sure a lot of TH-cam shorts viewers came to watch this video
2:37 I’m bombarded with this feeling a lot.
5:22 ITS TRUE THO 😭😭😭
the parkour guy? I thought i waas the only one! turns out brilliant minds think alike!
Reptiles in captivity: Son, I am going to have children with you. Son:Deal
What the fu-
holy shit i thought i was the only one who saw parkour guy
i haven't forgotten him. he still accompanies me on long bus rides. long live parkour guy
I just turned 18 I’m legally not allowed to understand these memes
I love always seeing that there is a VaazkL video every day! I love watching them!
1:13 ...uh oh.
i
messed
up
2:39 that kid is a true marine at heart already halfway there
Yay more memes
2:07
i used to imagine it like the guy couldnt touch the ground bc it was lava so he was either doing tarzan swings half the time or sliding over cars
"I have nine kids"
[Pluto acts like a femboy]
"I have *eight kids"
That man In the thumbnail is still with me, I’m sure it’s with you too.
I'm still not 18 I count! :D
1:33 yes. He is having the time of his life spending the next few hours with his mom or dad :)
6:48 is such a genius idea
yeah people who say that stuff better be prepared for a degrading insult
Yoppe 😃
The part about crying children is so real. I was once on this 7-8 hour flight and this child cried non-stop the entire flight. In a way, I respect their sheer bulk of lung capacity
I think me and my older brother dug that hole.
My life is now complete!
The parkour guy in the window is the goat. He never tipped over or fell. The real master
2:26 no really, i remember clearly hearing people talk on the radio about a kid who swallowed toothpaste and died. (I've been scared ever since)
0:35 i never thought of this but now that i do, it's actually genius lol now i'll be doing that every time i get on an escalator