Jen Kirkman Describes Her First Horny Date After Divorce | Netflix Is A Joke
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- After her separation, Jen Kirkman was more excited to be going on a date than she really was about the guy.
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Expecting a 20 year old drummer to have money is like expecting congress to act in our best interests.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You deserve more likes
It's like expecting *Mitch McConnell* to have a moral compass.
YOU,"THE PEOPLE " KEEP ELECTING AS SHOLES FROM THE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS. ELECT THE GREEN PARTY IF YOU REALLY WANT PEOPLE'S BEST INTEREST FIRST! !!
@Winston Churchill It's pronounced 'Murican.
Older divorced ladies are the best, they'll let you put it anywhere, and make you dinner after lol
@Valkyrie You've got a lot to learn, junior.
@Valkyrie damn, why are you so mad?
thats what divorcees are expected of now... yikes. im never getting married
@Valkyrie after putting it everywhere he surely might be😂
@@pst5345 I always wear protection when I go for a ride in the fudge tunnel.
_"There's no word for a man in his 40s, and dates someone younger"_ Yeah there is, it's called 'rich'
@ᄋᄋᄁᄌ yeah because she wants the money
@the don what?!?!?!?!?
@ᄋᄋᄁᄌ
Nah, either "gold digger" or "potential #MeToo scandal" (Get it ? Ha !)
John Wayne That’s illegal.
Yeah.
100 percent true story. When I was 27 I hooked up with a thirty-nine-year-old cougar spent the night with her and drove her to her divorce hearing in the morning.
CAP
Legend
😵
you are an inspiration
When I was 17 I hooked up with a 32 year old cougar and it was awesome 😂
When I was 22 I dated a 38 yr old woman. She taught me everything. That was back in the the early 80's. I am now 64 and her about 80. Lol I just want to thank her. Best memories ever.
That math doesn't add up. If you were 22 in the early 80s lets even say 1980 and its 2020 you would still only be 62 and thats if it was 1980 if it was the early 80s like 1983 then you would be 59 so when exactly did you date?
Now if you dated in the late 70s, say 1978 then your math would be perfect
@@RemyKBartels Actually I don't really know just how old she was. She never told me. lol So I'm just guessing. She might have been older. Because she liked dancing with me in her apartment to "I Only Have Eyes For You", which was way before my time. Ha! I think it was around 1980 when I met her. Roughly. My memory is fuzzy about some parts of my life. I really shd look that up. I dated her into the early 80's. I know because I became a hair metal musician then and she wd come see me perform at Lamour in Brooklyn, NY. So that wd make me around 24 when I started dating her. Not jailbait, but I wasn't very experienced and she liked guys with long hair. Thank you for fact checking! 8)))
@@RemyKBartels the issue ain't the year of births but the fact that he dated someone older....
She's dead
@@itzjdub282 Could be. I searched all over the net. Nothing. God bless her.
Horniness should be rated on a scale of impairment of decision-making.
On a scale from "i bought gas station sushi" to "i fell and it just got stuck up there", how impaired was your decision making?
From “slept with a cougar” to “woke up with a tattoo of the name Vanessa on my ass cheek, I do not know anyone named Vanessa”
YES
From "Gonna go out and pickup tonight" to "Got so drunk I woke up nekkid next to a swamp donkey"... Solution? Should've paid for a professional.
Hey I'm going to quote you on that :)
I was 20 and she was 32. Best sex I ever had. Still holds true 40 years later.
Cheers to that brother 🍻😎👊🏼
Yup!
don't let your wife read this!
@@coscorrodrift she's his wife
"I'm 37 but I haven't been single since I was 27 so I'm still that age in my mind" So many real levels to that.
Preach
N I'm on the exact opposite of that smh it sucks sooo bad and the other things that since feminism me too and now LGBTQ tran etc it's just like wtf oh can't forget dating apps so o haven't dated since about that age in a decade cuz it hasn't improved at all but only got worse ffs man I just wanna settle down with 1 good woman it's not too much tio ask these days not for $ or any other bs just for actual love likr have we ever heard of that in this society no we only hear about failed marriages and sex life sucks so maybe we should try it for love since I'd love to know the reasons why they got married in the 1st place men usually say cuz that's what she wanted and she has a reason(s) but lately this battle of the sexes needs end before we go extinct
666 like. 👍
@@sstaners1234 that's why I didn't click it lol it was just 1 like off and I wanted to thanks now I will make it 667 lmao
Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.
I was dating an older lady in her late 40s, once. We were laying there and she asked if I ever had a mother daughter 3 some. I said let's go!!!! So she yells "Hey MOM!!! Come in here!!!"
😂😂lol
Had us in the first half ngl
Lol. Be careful what you wish for. Comes in smelling like coffee & Ben-Gay & hands you Butterscotch candy
That's hilarious!😂
You awakened something in me, only to let it down. Fuck you
When I was 20 I dated a 38 yr attorney old for about 6 months. She was Hot AF. My God! There were weekends where we never got dressed.
I don’t blame you 👊🏽
wohoo⚡
Best comment
I can see by your profile picture that you are lying?if this is true she was def not hot!!
@@lawlessfarming9878 Ha! ha! ha!. My entire life I've had women tell me I am gorgeous. Their words not mine. I am grateful for their appreciation. I see you have no profile picture up to view. That speaks volumes. You sad, sad, little man.
She's a cut above most similar comedians. She's not saying stuff just to be provacative, she's telling a funny, self-deprecating story. Good work.
she's exactly like other comedians, and is talking about the only topic that is a 'guaranteed' laugh. pathetic.
woman only talk about sex in comedy that's true@@davemorphling7432
@@davemorphling7432 I guess everyone who's laughing is pathetic, too. Or you know maybe you just have different tastes. Grow up.
yeah most guys are x-deprived in the west, why they find such things funny, including obviously you @@somecsguy9824
I think you are half right, she’s telling stories .. the problem is they aren’t funny. Sort of interesting I guess, just not funny.
He's a 20 yr old drummer...of course his bank account it empty
He spent all his money to buy his drums 😂 (they really cost a lot)
@Jessica Hicking Good odds your ex is a drummer...
@Jessica Hicking i dunno....sure sounds like a relationship to me! Maybe go for the lead singer next time, cheapest gear and highest pay
Hey im a drummer. And that is accurate :D
@@JB-cd6gn its true
Cougars are the most fearless predator around. Much cooler than lions and tigers
>predator.
They're no honey badger.
@@commandercaptain4664 honey badgers don't give a fuck
They smell different.
@@commandercaptain4664 honey badgers are mad yes, but win against a cougar?
As a guy who dated a woman in her 40s when he was literally just 20, she will hold a special place in your heart. And fun memories
That's called mum complex
@@Nangoncrazy or maybe he likes women who don't want to get shitfaced drunk every night and high of something like literally 90% of the people aged 13 - 30
@@0Heeroyuy01 You... you think 90% of 13 year olds get shitfaced drunk or high every night?
ViktoriaVision yeah it’s really attractive when your partner can barely make eye contact
@@ViktoriaVision drunk 13 year old here, fuck you i don't have a problem
I was 19 and she was 28, just separated. I couldn’t get enough of her and she loved it. Did everything for me.
Dude. Lame
@@stormcorrosion176 Resident Evil. 😂
She looks like the lovechild of Uma Thurman, Wynona Ryder, and Drew Barrymore.
Yeah, I can totally see that lol!
💛💚💙
Holy shit
Lol super into it XD
Drew Barrymore is younger than her
@@LizziesLukas They are both 45.
"Do you need money for college book?"
me: nah, i want my PS5
Actual Gamers be like: I want my 3090.
Me: nah I WANT SPIDER-MAN PICS!!!
@Alan Cork actually it's for families. The only muppet is you..
@@kirakabinich4580 no I want my damn door fixed
Nah, I need money for more audiophile gear. Amps, DACs, and headphones are fucking expensive. A new gaming rig would also be nice.
Only 37, 17 years huh? Try 48 when your 20 and she brings you home after the bar and the 1st thing you see after walking through the door is her teen-aged child look at you,, look at her mom, roll her eyes, shut off the playstation, and go to their room. Not a SINGLE word was exchanged between them... Probably the most awkward thing I've ever felt
I was 18 or 19, banging a 43 year old. She had this weird thing about wanting me to meet her 17 year old son, like it got her off how weird I thought it was. I never did meet him thank god. I laughed hard at your words.
@Maxwell Severins hahaha shit to that second one, and how awkward to the first story!
Wow, that woman has no respect for that kid.
After you do the deed you can play her son in call of duty and when you kill him in the game shout “I fucked your mum” and he won’t have a rebuttal to it.
@@massojupiter3436 kid? He's 20 lol.
As a now 34 year old man who at the age of 22 dated a 43 year old for 3+ years, that was a fantastic experience and I would 100% recommend more people have relationships like that haha
When I was 20 I dated a 38 year old woman who had just separated from her husband. Best 2 months of sex I've ever had.
I did almost the exact same thing! I was 28 and she was 38. She was just separated from her husband.... and women hit their peak in late 30s and early 40s. It was on and cracking nonstop!
Lmao . GROSSSSS
Im 30 an still aint fukd a 30 year old . Lmao.
I would not brag about that
@@TWN321 amen brother!
This is the funniest TED talk I’ve ever seen!
I can think of some funnier ones than this.. :D
It really does feel like a TED talk!
Pagan Pilgrim right?!!
She was very good , I love the deep honesty she brought to the topic
More comedy in this comment section than on stage.
When I was 23, I made it with a 42 year old woman and she was the absolute best lay imaginable. Made all the 18 - 25 year old girls look like trash in the sack. She taught me everything I know.
Yup. Can concur. Older women just know what to do and have no qualms about anything. Younger chicks are still worried about what people will think and how they look and shit instead of just letting the fuck go.
Made it......just say fucked bro
Lay Hahaha
How romantic. Lol
Who says “made it”? Did you just arrive here from 1955, Danny Zuko?
Oh how I love your choice of words my friend 😁.
I was 24 when I got out of the military. I started college and one of my teachers was in grad school. She was 39. Let me tell you, I didn’t mind being her stress relief.
Give us details cant leave us hanging bro
@Reggie Rendon fuck yea lmao Airborne!
Lucky bastard
@suicidal.nihilist pretty sure they pay well
At least tell us the full story, or better yet, a video.
I met my wife she was 37 I was 23 she just passed away this past October we were together for 30 years
now you will find another one for your bed.
@@ayushvaishnav3957 not looking
@@ayushvaishnav3957not cool man. Let the man decide, don't say things that could hurt him
@@ayushvaishnav3957 disgusting freak
“that’s just called a man”
no. That’s called a sugar daddy 😂
Only if they're rich.
We have a name for it in Spanish: “Viejo Verde”. This term is pretty derogatory.
We have a name for it in Spanish: “Viejo Verde”. This term is pretty derogatory.
@@guillermosilva5905 solo cuando eres pobre. Ningún hombre rico es viejo verde para ninguna chica
@@ononek6346 in that you are half right. Older haters will call them that anyway.
All I got from this story is that I never should have give up my career as a drummer
Hahahahaha.
Tommy Lee's a legend.
What do you call a drummer whose girlfriend kicks him off the couch?
.
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.
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*Homeless*.
@@CinemaDemocratica ba dum tss.
But then you miss out on one nighters with cougers begging for it
Lol “don’t look up to me but learn from it” classic😂😂
udaya 123 Classic but TRUE......
As soon as she said the word "drummer," I knew how the story would play out.
It’s true. The clock doesn’t start when the relationship ends. It starts when the love ends.
I think she said the lovin' not the 'love'
@@ruslbicycle6006 both
Woman "logic"....
ALT3REDB3AST .
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How many couples in that audience are sitting next to each other going, oh no, she’s talking about us! 🥺🥺
Joel Keane lol probably half
All of them!
They shouldn't have put the best line in the thumbnail. Her delivery of that was fantastic.
I would agree, but seeing that line in the thumbnail is what got me to click
Good thing I didn't read the title of the video xD I just saw a female comic on the thumbnail... I clicked
Click bait 😬
Everyone knows Producers only get the joke when everyone else starts laughing 😂
When I was 19, I started dating a 33 year old and we stayed together for 5 years. Learnt more in those 5 years than the entirety of secondary school.
I had this on in the background and the sudden violent cheetah screeching brought me to full attention. That was unexpected. It was funny, definitely, but very unexpected.
Thank you so much for the warning!!!!
@Robert Bowles the lady was talking about wanting the sex, which is comical because one would not expect a lady to want the sex. Also the screeching was not a noise one would expect to hear at a stand up comedy. You see? It is comical.
Hi, I'm @Robert Bowles, and I've never heard of sarcasm.
I read that as "brought me to full erection"
Damn
It's like she is giving a ted talk.
And I'm sure the drummer's name was "Ted"
So true and unfunny. Women comedians just don’t make me laugh.
Frank Silva You’re just watching the wrong ones
@@letsgobrandon987 Check out Nikki Glaser
@@letsgobrandon987 Taylor Tomlinson
When I was in college (in the 90s), the whole “cougar” thing didn’t exist. Until one day in class there was an older woman who was in my photography class. We had to share dark room lockers and we went in there. Before you knew it she and I were at it like primitive animals. There were still people in the class so we had to be slow and quiet or it would rock that little booth. Needless to say it took about 45 minutes to “develop” that film. I came out of there like I had just gotten mugged. She came out fresh as a daisy. I was 18, she was 40. That was the birth of the quest of the cougar.
That's just trashy
Bless your heart.Youll never be the same
Lol...now your old...and cant get it up.
Women keep going. 😁🤟
You lucky bastard
Legend
why are these older women so wholesome lmfao im reading these comments and everyone seems to have such sweet memories of these divorced ladies
Women, if they maintain their physiques, get sweeter, sexier and hotter as they age. That is why.
Funniest thing is that it stops as soon as she starts to describe the date.
You'll find the rest of it on pr0nhub...granny pr0n section
@@lohphat funniest sh!t I've read all day 💀💀💀👌
@@lohphat family therapy hitting different after this one
lohphat 😂😂😂
@@lohphat I literally was rolling. 😆
She skipped the part where she took her husband's house and half of his money.
Most definitely correct bro
At least half, probably more tho.
Then again if she’s the comedian getting Netflix specials I’m almost positive it’s the other way around. He took the house and half her shit bro
@@fernandopaiz3696 your wrong, just because you get one Netflix special doesn't mean your rolling in dough. She was probably broke doing open mics until a feminist at Netflix "discovered" her. Even if she did have money do you realize how biased family courts are?
@@fernandopaiz3696 that's not how life works
"His car ran out of gas, because his bank account ran out of money!" LMAO! 🤣
I was 29 and she was 40. Best sex of my life. Haha 😂 We dated for 2 years and traveled to 3 different countries. Still close my eyes to reminisce.
👊👊😭😭
Woman are laughing while men are like "that's us everyday"
@David C what do you mean by that?
@@kishanchali8752 It's hard to get shit done when you basically have the animal part of your brain fighting you all day.
Piranha Plant ain’t that the truth
@@piranhaplantX word!
Piranha Plant ain’t that the truth. Got it so I bad depression starts kicking in
when i was 23 I got together with a 39 year old, and it was glorious
It was glorious for her too, I can assure you.
@@carolyntalbot947 Why aren't women more open about this stuff? Guys love cougars
@@UltraGamma25 Social stigma. Women are shamed about their sexuality on many fronts, though it is getting better and more progressive.
@@carolyntalbot947 Riiight. I would love to smash a cougar. Not sure which anti sex region you live in.
@@carolyntalbot947 It's not progressive hun, it's just natural instinct
Obligatory "Jen-could-still-totally-get-it" comment
@Adam Szasz...#FACTS
Fuck Yh she would
I'm pumping all kinds of nuts in them sugar walls
Teddy Brosevelt is auger Walls a reference to something I feel like I've herd it before
@@tootart8858 *Hodge Twins*
Everyone who has had an older woman experience especially before your 19th bday and have that special woman teach you the "way to make love to a woman" .... you will always remember her name and she will always have that special place in your heart.
that's a good clip for a teaser : where does this bit go?? She's got great delivery
If you have Netflix, the whole routine is on there. It's called Jen Kirkman - I'm Gonna Die Alone
Agreed, she’s really good!
Yeah it sounded like it was going to be a lot better than it actually was, alas.
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Recently divorced women are something else..
Are they🤔🙄
@@ciaran6309 absolutely
@Guerro K Yeah but a ons with a fresh divorved can be pretty... (lets call it "fun")
How??
@@Farhan_in_Delhi obviously you don’t know why young one 👍
Once briefly dated a girl from tinder who was at the time already separated and going through a divorce....
Let's just say this explains much 😁😁😁😁😁😀😀
Sensei!
When I was 19 met a 38 year old female. What a teacher. A true couger. Thanks Margie.
Is she married?
Thank god, I thought this was gonna be a step son situation
Yeah I know. Super disappointing...
yeah me too, walked into this like 😐
Yeah same
This is like watching an awkwardly comical TEDx talk...
Go be sexist somewhere else
KC he didn’t say anything sexist he just didn’t think it was funny. You’re the sexist one for insinuating that 😂
I bet the drummer's name was "Ted"
@@Imponderabilia995 go read a book
I didn't find it funny
Not sure where this bit was going, but I'm curious enough now to go watch the whole thing.
I love how many words she needed to use to avoid saying 'I f**ed a 20-year old 2 days after I had a fight with my husband'. Hilarious.
Aaand the wall is still undefeated.
The wall is overrated
She is still very much doable in this video.
Ha! Yep! She could sure have me!
I concur ! ❤
Meh... she is certainly physically attractive. However, she reminds me of my sister, so... no. There is no turn on, there, lol.
pump and dump material sure
Oh yes she sure is Doable lol ?
lmao she actually played the card well without being sexist, that's awesome lmao
The one that cheats is usually the first to recover from the separation
Odd. My wife said I cheated, then had a dude within a month of splitting. Hmmm... Lauren, you dirty dog!
The world desperately needs more women like that.
Like these
Yeah but at least half the world will call them whores and treat them shittily just for doing the same thing a guy would. Little bit of a different standard for women.
Especially to boost the confidence and morale of some of these young guys. There is an epidemic of older, single women. Maybe they should give back to the community 😏
The world need less sluts like these.
@@Ryan-cb1ei where tf do I sign up lol
Congratulations women. You know how men feel everyday from the age of 13 to 30 and every few days from 30 to 60 and everyday from 60 to death.
We are something else !
And how old are you? Because it seems like you're speaking from experience!
Facts
That's bullshit.
@@victorious541 is that supposed to be a mockery?
I don't find her funny, but i do find her interesting. Like she'd be cool to hang out with.
Are you 20?
Yeah i watched her whole special and didn’t laugh once but i did enjoy it. Partly cuz she’s oddly attractive for a woman her age
@@jelaninoel Make up does miracles 🤷🏾♂️
I didn't really laugh either. She had some good jokes though. The jokes just needed to be worked on and tweaked a little bit.
ofcourse she's cool to hang out with.. she's hot
My wife is 42 and I am 26. We love each other dearly. The thing is that we both don't see that age gap when we look at each other plus she doesn't look like that. I don't think people should give up just because of age. Age doesn't change love. When you find it, keep it.
Yeah, well my ex and I had a GREAT sex life until she hit 48 and the menopause fairy showed up. Did I mention she is my ex?
How would you do when she 65, ready to retirement and you are in mi life crisis ?
Or when you be at 55 still "young" and she 75 with some health trouble.
Age gap isn't a trouble at your age but later on ...I hope you are ready to live long time as an old single man.
@@black11189 being alone as am old man can happen to anyone.
@@violettray2679 men at 35 at their peak sexual value ?
Because those women are matured. And not emotional matured by these new modern feminist fake woman.
the "he's not my son, i'm gonna f*ck him" part cranks me up every time
She *looks* like one of those Country Singers that sang that 1 song:
"Love Can Go To Hell"
@blackswiftie2860 - Your observation just sent me to listen to that song, and there is some resemblance between the singer and this comedienne.
I don't know how old she is now and I don't care. She's hot.
TRUTH
found the horny guy
@@liblib89 😉🤙
She hit the wall long ago
She's pretty. If only I were 10 years older right now...
I was 23 and right out of college. She was probably 40 and divorced for about a week.
She. Rocked. My. World.
She told me she hadn't gotten laid in over two years, and jesus christ I thought I was going to have to get an IV to regain the fluids
When I was 21 I met a 37 year old woman.Im 53 now,still makes me smile to think about those good times !!
. .
@Olli Koskiniemi she's dead. That was my mother
@@educationalporpoises9592 hey!your dad who went to get milk is here.
@@prathikjain8950 I don't even recognize you anymore. How can I call you my father?
@@educationalporpoises9592 not it was the guy in comment.
"There's no word for a man in his 40s, and dates someone younger" Sugar Daddy, Cradle Robber?
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
Like some of the other comments, I had the pleasure of being with a cougar, and I am eternally grateful. For four years, she showed me so much about becoming a man. If you happen to see this, Madame T.R.M., thank you always :)
She def nailed it on the head that dating when you're an older woman is basically what dating as a guy is like your entire life.
Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.
@@spencerwinston4334Cringe
Damn she looks younger than 37!
Love it how women have stories of post divorce sex lives. Most men when getting divorced don’t know if they’ll ever have sex again
so trueee 🙈😄
Women can get sex whenever they want
Except my dad once he's divorce another chick falls on his lap then theirs me where literally no matter what i say, do, doing or even have done all i get is no, excuses and wrongful threats
Quite the opposite - I got married for the first time when I was 22 and after about 6 months I never knew if I'd have sex again - it was only after I got divorced did I realize it wasn't normal to only have sex a couple of times a year and that it wasn't me .. it was her LOL :)
I am married for 24 years now. I only have sex with my wife once in a few years. I don’t know what is wrong. I did tried talking with my wife about the frequency, but got shutdown and told that I should see a therapist as she thinks I am the “abnormal one”. Anyway, other than the almost sexless bit, my marriage is fine. I have gotten used to DIY whenever I feel the urge.
Such passion!!!
I'm convinced this how she really felt.
"There's no word for a man in his 40s, and dates someone younger" is this not called sugardaddy?
Only if he’s got money
@@mermpydermpy2047 and he's paying her for her time.
Cradlerobber
No
@@sirbattlecat they always are. I doubt there are any 20 year olds hanging out with 50 year olds because they are sexually attracted to them.
Spot on, honesty from a woman is so refreshing.
Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.
People focus too much on this age thing, "older" women are great.
I prefer older women
Young women are great to, everyone is beautiful. The Europeans think we are prudes for banning sex work or thinking we can prevent 16 year olds from having sex with each other. Everyone just needs to stop judging.
yeah as long as the male isnt a "younger" male
just saying, im a 20 year old drummer and if this chick came up to me after a gig i wouldnt waste time on getting a second date going
Bra, I love that 162 of us agree on that on this comment alone😁💯
Haven't seen her since the Chelsea Lately days; glad to see Jen is still at it. Always poking fun at her self and her life. Good luck young lady.
I just turned 37 and I think as a guy if I went after a 20 year old people would think I was a predator
Yes that's so true in today's society.
Its " you go girl" for a mature aged woman to score with a much younger guy.
But if a mature aged man chased after a much younger woman in today's society, he's going to be charged with sexual harassment and be labelled a Predator.
Or usually he's just a rich successful man, and the young woman takes advantage of the situation either way.
As woman's word crying foul in court is rarely questioned.!!!
And yet the man has already had his life, reputation, career judged and ruined before any proof and evidence has been presented to the court.
So this is democracy in the 21st century!!!
Women accept no accountability or responsibility for their action and behaviour
Men pay for it ,for their poor mistake of being there.
@@kimbarling4213 Found the feminist!
... oh, wait
Well who cares, if there's grass on the field, you play
And still sounds cool, did u see that movie
Also i'm not one to judge anything 27 got with 17 years old for 1 day
I'm 40, and got this 20-year old after me. It makes me uncomfortable. She is gorgeous. Great genes, her mom was a Miss Universe. The saving grace is she's incredibly intelligent and shares in many of my interests. To be fair, I am 6'5 and look like I'm in my 20s or so, but there is this hesitance. And being a sugar daddy doesn't come into it. Her family are wealthy. I think if she was 30, I wouldn't have thought twice.
Ah, Netflix, putting the punchline in the thumbnail. Just like you spoil every episode with the descriptions
"his car ran out of gas" You should have hooked up with the bass player, he probably has a day job.
Yeah sure, coming from the bass player. smh LoL
Somebody has to make the van payment....
I assume you're a bass player lol. All musicians are a wastd of time to date I'm afraid...
@@crazytrain7721 Not really. Being a musician is a very unstable career, but music as a hobby is great. Its one of the best feelings to finally play a song perfectly after hours of practice.
My car got 7mpg and I had to use 93+ octane all the time but okay. Also one of my symbols was worth 60k$ back then. And I was working for State DOT and board of school's.. at 20 year's old. A drummer... And don't worry, I tuned your guitar for you. 💩
This was priceless stuff. Thanks, Jen for making me laugh.
Am I not getting something or like what? I honestly didn’t find anything funny
@@ukaz1400
For real
Her comment in the monologue at about 0:40 is so spot on! One of the first warning signs the relationship is not in a good place is no intimate contact! (Says this guy who went without fit 4 years and 3 months during a stretch like this).
I've read that if you're in a relationship and aren't having sex at least once a month it's considered to be a "dead" bedroom. Thinking about that little tidbit made me realize I have a zombie bedroom.
@@ronclark9306'The Walking Bed'
@@ronclark9306to me once a month is a dead bedroom
it's like the 'ship is running on emergency thrusters
“Old woman in a spotted coat.” But cougars don’t have spots.
human cougars do
@@JackBlackNinja I was the second person to like this comment. Cheers on the next few hundred to come.
No, but as women age, they tend to start wearing animal print. I just bought leopard pumps the other day and almost 30. 10 years ago I was like “eewwwww yucckkkk animal print!” Look at me now... 😅🤣
Have you seen an x rated video on the topic, their scientists would beg to differ😂
This is what you got from this video? Dudes always gotta find something wrong
A man over 40 dating a 20 yr old girl, is not a myth, he's a sugar daddy.
Lol or he can just freak her out real good
A sugar daddy is a guy who pays a younger woman for her time, not one who dates a younger woman.
Women call him a "perv" or a "child molester". Guys call him "lucky" or a "sugar daddy".
Best thing for a young guy is to experience a mature woman's passion.
Wait, a drummer getting a date at a concert? That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works.
Best comment! And you're right.
You’re not wrong. Too busy working. If she wants to help me pack my gear, “no thanks you will do it wrong.”
@@classixdrummer you ever hear of FIRCHI drums ? I met the guys daughter
Super.Chuck - I never had but just took a quick look. The roto tune snare is an interesting idea. I would have to get my hands on one before I decided whether it was a good idea or a gimmick.
Awkward is when an older Woman's teenage daughter says to her Mom "he's closer to my age than yours. I should be dating him".
That's the one I experienced.. these other stories are funny AF😂
Well my mom came home with a 27 and i was 20 back then... i interrogated her bf and wasn't pleased..at all😒
That's why you smash both. Mom was 40 and her daughter was 19.
@@mariantea9225 how about tHIS, IF THEY DIDNT PUT A PART OF THEMSELVES IN THE KID, they shouldnt be your partner
@@wmmv2019 Your mom's bf was probably as displeased with the interrogation as you were with whatever it is you found out.
The whole video I was wishing I was the 20 year old drummer. She’s hot 😂
@1world1blood lol
ditto
Lmao, I love this. When I first “became a man” last year, it was a week after I turned 21😂 and she was almost 37
As a 28 years old guy I'm sitting here, kinda feeling left out. Being in your late 20s really sucks. You're too old for 20 year olds and not young enough for a cougar. Oh well. Maybe I'll find someone when I'm 40 lol.
No you're 28. You can smash anyone old enough to be a viable candidate for said smashing. It just feels weird the closer you get to 20 or 40. No one really cares though unless you work together. Then everyone kind of cares.
Lol what are you talking about? I’m 32 and bang 22 to 42 year olds. Sack up buddy. It’ll be ok.
😂😂
Wait What? With 28 ur are in the best position to hit on early 20´s
Bro. Im 27. This is literally the perfect age. You can have any age you want. I get hit on my both 21 year olds and women in their 30s. Youre in your head if you think otherwise
Imagine coming home drunk fumbling your keys out screaming "don't wet your pants body!"
1. Cougar soynd
I had a similar experience just today.
In the morning I walked down to the laundromat to do my laundry. Read for about an hour while waiting on my clothes.
The walk back to my apartment is about one mile. Not super far....and I enjoy the walk. But, today....as I had just started heading back, I realized...I need to go like RIGHT NOW. And not #1... So I walked home...fast, and carefully. Once I saw my place, I thought whew...I made it. But just then....my body was like "Alright! Time to go NOW!" So I had to stand about 50 yards from my apartment...and mentally force this worst case scenario to not happen. And somehow...but fucking barely...I was able to slowly waddle into my unit...and into my bathroom.
And then....let's just say, I'm glad I didn't sit on the toilet 1/10th of a second later than I did.
That had never happened to me before. The needing to pee....and holding it....until you SEE your home. Yeah, I've had that happen. But what happened today was....potentially a LOT worse lol.
It's utterly annoying...and bizarre...how your body is able to hold it in for long stretches of time. But the mere sight of your home, or bathroom, or toilet.....causes your body to just GIVE UP and let it rip, regardless if your pants are still on or not. Regardless of anything.
It's a pretty awful case of your body turning against you....lol
@@avedic tldr
This woman is hotter than July. This is a no brainer for me. Easy work!
Back in the early 00's I responded to a craigslist "casual encounters" ad titled "Mrs. Robinson looking for her Benjamin Braddock" ... she taught me SO DAMN MUCH. I was in my early 20's, she was in her late 40's, and what was supposed to be a one off turned into a standing Thursday date night. Even now, 20ish years later, we're still close friends.
It's so easy to get with an older/divorced or let-down wife and I am so grateful for finding this out while young. Won't lie though, some can be hit or miss, but for the most part, it's a great experience!
Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.
For real, never done it yet (haven’t even tried yet) but I def wanna try it sometime. It’s literally so easy, just keep yourself in good health and hang around them and have fun, I’ve seen how easily they will gravitate towards younger dudes.
is 27 too late to get in on this?
Most people who haven't been married or divorced do not get how that loneliness at the end is like losing your mind. By the time you meet other people when you get divorced you're desperate for human interaction, and intimate contact. Very relatable.
@Jessica B. that's a nightmare for me as boy that y i don't like granted love called marriage it makes you weak as well as lonely i live in culture where your both parents force boys and girls for marraige in order to get their spouse in closely related relatives.so i fight a lot with mother and father many time they blackmail atleast grandma can see you marraige and kids before she die
Try being homeless and alone for over a year, the loneliness (in general, not just the lack of romantic or sexual intimacy) can literally drive you insane, you'll start talking to yourself and shit, it's bad.
not only that, which is true...but you want to fuck before your ex does
It is 100x worse being a virgin who's never dated for 21 years. The loneliness when you haven't even experienced what you want is the worst, especially when you feel you can't get it.
Cats have a relaxed vibe most of the time, quiet, pensive, granted possibly wanting to do great harm to the owner if not fed right or the cat's space is invaded, but still elegantly quiet and enchanting. Men can handle the dangerous part of a woman and a cat, but the endless mean girl trivial talk, the endless dramatic talk ends marriages. Women take notes from cats on silence and tact, and your marriage will blossom and become the cat's meow as silence and subtle cat like enchantment is promoted and your man savors again your real charms and beauty of the heart.
U can tell someone’s not funny when u don’t laugh and actually listen to the story
I was waiting for something like a good punch line and then the video ended....
Amy schumer got Wrecked.
not in my case. I'm very hard to crack although I might smile a lot when I think its kinda funny
So Dave Chapelle, George Carlin, and Many many comedians are also not funny?
@@kingofgrim4761 these comedians don't say stories without good punchlines and the ones that don't make you laugh, always have a moral lesson. She tried to do the first one but had no good punchlines to the joke and so it failed. Honestly, all I can say about it is it was a nice little funny story, cute maybe, but it did not crack me up, not even once. I think that's what the guys above also believe
I don't have many regrets in life, however one is that I wish I had listened to my mum and started writing a journal when I was younger. It would have been great to document all of these wild experiences as they were happening or immediately after with incredible details.. The intense and crazy stories straight out of the movies that most people wouldn't believe, would really make an awesome book today! 😎👌🏽
Dunno, late teens, early twenties I could literally see the hormones steaming off me. Sex was more of a first come first served sorta deal.
"First come, first served." Pun intended? 😀
@@erniebuchinski3614 lol
“That’s why they had to send Demi Moore to jail” lol
The "don't pee in your pants, body" thing is super observant lolol.
Yep. Speaking as a man, who at about 22, hooked up with a divorced woman (maybe 40) a few times... Best time of my life. She took the lead and oh ya, did I learn some things.
Cheers to ya Rachel 🥂
Thank you.
What did you learn
@@e.k.o5412 .....If you have to ask...... 😛😋😉
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