Best of Schlatt Ranking Your TikToks
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Best of Schlatt Ranking Your TikToks - Schlatt Ranks Your Best TikToks.
I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
#jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy - บันเทิง
i love watching schlatt react to tiktoks! i dont have a gun to my head!! please don't send help, schlatt doesnt have me locked up and im perfectly fine!
Yeah I like it too!
Do you want me to send help? :D
blink twice for help
@@knott.upnorth 😊😌😊
Shhhhhh
@@knott.upnorth 🙂😌🙂😌🙂
I love how shlagg ranks tiktoks using a very detailed ranking system. I'd hate if he simply just reacted to them without rankings, despite using the word ranking in the titles
good thing he rates them in this video! (i am not being held at gunpoint)
@@david7800 shake your ass for 3 minutes if you need help
He ranks them so fast you can’t see them
@@user-iv7zj3tj5iPersonally, I loved the scene where he said it was "shlagging" time as he "shlagged" all over the bad guys, it sent a chill down my spine.
I’m too drunk for a. Jsxhlattt
Schlagg may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver!
LMAOOO
You never know
What if he is?
bruh wtf
Pregnant people fail to deliver all the time
I’m so impressed of how “Schlatt” ranked these TikToks so exquisitely that he doesn’t need a ranking system or words, just caveman screams and gasps
This is the exact moment when Schlatt turned into Schlagg
This is when Schlagg turned into schlatt
@@aaayjay *schlagg rag*
this is when heisenschlatt turned into heisenschlagg
Bravo Vince
Truly a Schlagg moment.
holy shit niko oneshot
Omg Niko OneShot
i remember when my pfp was niko and i got so many comments just acknowledging my pfp, now ive become part of the problem
@@Dhjjgghjbf holy shit my little pony
P A N C A K E S
6:17 Gangster's Paradise playing in the background makes it 10x funniner
5:28 That man is too dangerous to be kept alive
I’m so happy Schlagg isn’t like his brother, Schlatt really destroyed his family in 1999 but I’m happy Schlagg survived.
ZzzzwsZzzz
Why is your pfp linguini trapped in his insanity? Lol
@@brokovnikits his honest reaction to Schlatt committing homicide and murder in 1999 day
@@KyleGDWE ARENT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE ATROCITIES OF 99’
oH don't worry, i am undEr the guidance of schlatt's men after what i said. no need to worry, there is definitely not anything wrong with me right now, i don't need heLP.@@The-gender-goblin
I love how the text is censored, but not the actual swearing. Classic
😔🤚
so deaf people don't hear the swearing
@@Boxscape_VR HELP REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID
@@Boxscape_VRyeh they sure won't
If you want the real reason, TH-cam scans all videos for text and takes down, demonitizes, or hides from the algorithm a lot of videos with risky text, including profanity. It takes written profanity more seriously than spoken
10:56 Kleptrocacies 🗿
17:00 RIP THAT KIDS NOSE HE BE SMELLIN COLORS NOW
schlatt is sacrificing his brain cells and sanity for our entertainment
What sanity
holy shit shut up and make an original comment
and just reuploading
you mean schlagg? schlatt was arrested after killing a family of 6 in '99
@@depressedboi5703 i thought it was a family of four
or was that in '45?
The guy EATING the wasp nest is metal AF
or mental AF
Mental illness without the 'n' 😔👊
@@Cera_01 metal illness 😀👊
metal illess
It made me almost vomit
4:45 I have a phobia of wasps, dude the immense fear that went through my body at that moment was awful. Now I can’t sleep.
16:48 Nobody realized that he did in fact get Schlatt to smile
Jambo deep throating the food schlatt was feeding him, is just him following after his dad.
stop
@@themetalmario77 no
Which knott are you talking about sir? susss
The Segments:
0:00 Chug Splash
0:11 Ignore my Laugh
0:34 It Really Pisses me off-
1:01 Bomb threat
1:14 Jesus
1:20 Average U.K Robbery
1:40 Thicc Jerma
2:06 How is he not in Prison
2:49 Phonk food Tutorial Gone Bad
3:14 Eye Contact
3:34 How to Make Methamphetamine
3:48 You like Men Kissing
3:57 Sleepy Joe #1
4:27 Pizza Delivery Clip Part 1
4:33 Wasp Nest Crush
4:50 Patriot Crushes and Eats Wasp Nest
5:38 UFO Hypothetical (Enoch J #1)
6:15 Drunk Driving Podcast
6:44 The "Beast"
7:52 Hip Hip
8:29 Sponsor
9:14 They look left
9:21 Schlatt fans waiting for a non tiktok reaction
9:32 Reacting to Lightning Strike
10:00 Come over here and kiss me (Dog Edition)
10:11 Oscar hears a curse word
10:46 Sleepy Joe #2
11:10 You think I'm Sexy? (Enoch J #2)
11:34 Tree Romance
11:49 Fucking
12:10 Talking Ben 3AM
13:02 IRL Ben
13:20 Bro was absolutely bewildered
13:51 Be Careful this Halloween
14:25 Sleepy Joe #3
14:40 I was Struggling/Sleepy Joe #4
15:14 Taser Threat
15:27 Mentos vs Soda Ft: Monke
15:49 Yall need to teach your pets
16:01 I bet i can make you Smile (Enoch J #3)
16:50 Super Mario never gets old
17:05 Perfect angle before disaster
17:19 You like that Shit?
17:26 When the Battle Bus passes by
17:39 the ending is foul
17:54 I love Underlime Slopper saga (18:17 - Demon Sensor test
18:33 - Trash Can in front of Monet
18:53 - Never ask Nephew)
19:26 Gym (Enoch J #4)
20:10 It's Finally Free
20:38 Sleepy Joe #5
20:55 Kitten Dancing (Joe Biden's Mind be Like)
21:14 Monke
21:46 Schlatt Rates your 9/11 Impressions
22:21 Pizza Delivery Clip #2
22:27 2 videos in one
22:57 Ranking Each State by Top Landmark
23:37 Shit Sleeping
23:55 What Type of Food Do you like? (Enoch J #5)
24:18 Wake up/Smack Cam
24:45 Clumsy asf fr
24:54 Kitten
25:05 Schlatt Breates the Elderly
25:49 Watermelon Trick (Ft: Enoch J #6)
26:13 Hit a Trick
26:20 Victim Card
26:32 Schlatt Would never had expected this
26:49 Slippery Trail
27:22 Washing my car with Hydrochloric acid
27:34 What's you favorite Candy? (Enoch J #7)
28:02 Schlatt Doxes Batman Guy
28:24 Most Satisfying Video for Schlatt
28:54 you don't want to see me rage
29:03 Average Day in Florida
29:24 Guy confused about Manslaughter
29:49 What's your favorite Exercise (Enoch J #8)
30:07 Schlatt rants on Ohio jokes
Bro, how long did this take you?
I just realized im not even done
@@cocballus250 you Good bro!?
Dude respect
Damn
2:40 god he's william afton
18:13 mannnnn I love underline slopper
Respect for Scat for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
i sure love scat.
@@thatwaterriver3824 NOO
Scat definitely is tougher than it looks. Not everyone can do it. 😂
I love scat
9:15 the synchronized head turn
it was on purpose
@@evasmojang he was talking about the animal
@@ABrick-hf3qt huh
20:13 It's literally open season being filmed
Open season irl
23:23 why does this man let out the most joker like laugh every once in a while. like i never expect it
I love the new Schlatt vlog channel! I'm really glad he finally decided to make new and unseen content for us to watch!
I agree, this is most definitely one of the vlogs ever. Very interesting to get a glimpse into the life of scholatt
What
3:12 I want one of these phonk eating videos where instead of eating the sandwich they eat the plate, fork and knife and then they just eat the kitchen counter
that would be awsome
@@PeterBaker-fe5wv it would be so cool
@@thatwaterriver3824 It would be the most incredible superhero movie the world has ever seen
11:34 gravity falls season 1 episode 17 irl
5:21 I'm not kidding, I swear I smelt that!
I love when Shlagg reuploads videos of a reupload of a livestream of Shlatt reacting to reuploaded memes, except now I can re-digest the same content edited in a different sequence. Thanks, Shlatt, you're killing it!
Little did the viewers know that Jschlatt had already begun his metamorphosis into Schlagg when he started watching TikToks
that comment about sssniperwolf aged well
7:06 the beast is actually the sweetest doggo. I see jumbo jambo did the brain washing successfully
10:00 THAT CAUGHT ME COMPLETELY BY SURPRISE I LITERALLY COULDN’T BREATHE FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES
“Best of” normally only happens when something ends so I’m keeping my fingers crossed
4:17 THE SIDEWALK IS OVER. no schlatt the sidewalk is joever
Schlatt dissing greyhounds ;-;
13:18 that scream was personal-
5:16 THIS MAN IS A LIVING CHAD
I think he's just insane 💀
4:33 R.I.P.
24:09 best laugh ive ever heard
THAT LAUGH 23:30 MY GOSH IM DEAD
i love it when Schlagg's face disintegrates into confusion in these tiktoks 😂
*Scat's
BRO SAME
😂
4:02 how did we go from Obama one of the greatest presidents in our history to an orange guy who can’t spell him own name or count down from 10 to a fossil who starts every sentence with “back in my day”
fun fact. i'm pretty sure the orange guy who can't spell him own name was also obama's vice president
9:48 I’m noticing that Schlatts laughing face is slowly turning into a cryingnface
Edit: LOOK MA I MADE IT TO THE TIMED SECTION
13:35 Bro took the wrong pill 💀
Nah💀
Nawh i didnt know there was viagra for fingers 💀
19:24 I fucking cried when that guy showed up again 😭😭😭
5:39
I don't think I'm gonna get abducted by a pubic hair beard UFO
PUBIC HAIR BEARD UFO 😂
THAMK YOU I fucking HATE HIS GOD DAMN BEARD ITS SO DISGUSTING
sorry it auto corrected fucking
15:42 It was a honour to be there🙏🏻
C O O M
27:17 no schlatt the most dangerous place in america is a school.
10:33 THATS MY PRESIDENT
odd how shline eleven pretends to not know what happened back in 99'
11:40 I CANT 💀
schlatt not having any idea what a greyhound is is the kind of addition to the lore we needed
23:41 that's one of the sloppiest farts i've heard
25:30 the question isn't who's easiest to beat, but whether you'd prefer to have 10 lives or 100 concussions on your hands.
1:14 R.I.P
14:00 i once found an APHE 330mm mbt shell in my halloween candy
I once found 37 dead rats in a KitKat bar 😊
@@kingcookie9777i once found a few gramms of uranium 235. Hey, at the end of the day, i got a several billion calorie meal
that's nothing I Once found a tasar bomb in my skittles one bomb for each skittle
@@herrdohfii103never need to eat again
I found a temu tazer in my kitkat
How nice of "Schlagg" to promote and shoutout small youtubers like "Schlatt", truly one of the moments of all time
6:59 scp
At 9:01 I wanted to say, 'but Jschlatt....i like men...' so bad.
19:33 my eyes and ears have never been raped this much
Huh
Loved the part where he ranked the tiktoks
4:27 and he made abortions illegal where I live, “Leader of the “free” land” free isn’t the word id use to describe what joe has done to everythin💀
27:27 made me laugh more than the whole video
7:44 buff jambo
20:37 this song has been permanently ruined for me because of the Mandela catalogue
I really enjoyed his rating system. I especially when he saw that tik tok and rated it a *wheeze* teir. This is amazing.
2:35
He didn’t know it was gonna fall you know? He was just adjusting it, and they happened to be in the way. It was an accident that could’ve been avoided if they just looked up
vaas: to do the same over and over is insanity
jschatt: I think it's actually very profitable
13:52 I found a whole nuke in my snickers it was a solid 7/10 would try again
21:46 bro just described being a parent
Americans: Why do Europeans dislike Americans?!
Europeans: 5:00
imagine being shlatt, you spend hours going through tiktoks planning your reactions, and then have to pretend like you haven't already seen them, doubt I could pull it off
2:30
i believe this is a reference to a movie called the platform,
in which a major side character is put in the prison because he pushed out a television that fell onto a man riding a bicycle which died because of it.
and that character too calls him stupid and says its his fault for walking down the street just while he threw his television.
9:20 his face reminds me of Ted here lmao
its 4:30 in the morning and i keep hearing an annoying bird chirping while hallucinating from staying up 3 nights in a row, and yet schlatts videos make me feel safe
Im genuinely convinced the world wouldn’t be the same without someone like shlatt
Yeah, Shaft really does improve the world
Shlong definitely didn't do any thing in 1999
Yeah, the queen would still be here
Yea,i love scat
Shalt is love, shalt is life
14:37 when he says it's like other countries he's been to he's referring to other countries Turkey farms like in Israel. Not the populations of other countries
No he talks about the country named turkey
@@Memo-b8q Literally just use Google my dude
2:49 Average New Jersey inhabitant
also: Taylor Ham or Pork Roll?
words cannot explain how much i love this man and his content,he could make me laugh at anytime. If i would be having a mental breakdown or a panic attack he would make me laugh no matter what
3:06 they should make that but they start eating the furniture too
I must say that these videos of you reacting to tiktok are pretty much the highlight of my life right now. I'm not completely sure why but it's so relaxing to me. Thank you.
17:42 why is this so funny
Intrusive thoughts Won. 27:22
This popped up in my recommendations and I'm glad it did. Saw a lot I've not seen before and had a good laugh from start to end. Subbed and off to binge!
4:53 just our daily reminder that those people are not right in the head.
11:51 Made me laugh the hardest
17:26 is so hilarious
3:42 the classic
2:25 pretty sure thats a comedian, he's pretty sarcastic/facetious. i can't remember his name.
Edit: i spent 25 minutes trying to find his name... just for it to be his tiktok .... Todd Glass
3:52 POV: Me when I lie to myself
30:28 that ending was subtle...
Ngl I almost didn’t get that
schlatt's ranking tiktoks videos are just a break from life for me lmao
Petition for a Jschlatt VS MoistCr1TiKaL debate:
Drunk crashers vs drunk drivers
13:11 who gave Ben crack? 😭
i’ve been around since carson and i still enjoy what you put out. we’re always gonna love what you put out because it will be attached to your personality. out of all youtubers, you literally never fail to make me laugh. keep doing you bro✊🏾
18:03 still 3d scanned objects on a phone
2:06 im still trying to find this clip
3:17 😂 relatable honesty I’m just going about my day. You so happened to be slowing it down haha
8:20 i actually fucking need that
edit: fuck it isnt on sale anymore
don't worry, since it was made in a hurry it's pretty shitty material and is uncomfortable