It's bad graphics mostly the team behind this game wasent very good unfortuantly and it was stuck in development for so long that by the time it was released it was not only bad graphics and gameplay it was several years behind the times bad graphics and gameplay.
Cr1tikals detective skills are on point *dead guy lying on floor* "What are you two talking about? He looks fine, he's posing for a picture right now."
That would shatter my eye and my heart. Most noticeably my nipples. I am an Indian French Catholic scientist, but that would totally hurt me to know Cr1tikal is Muslim...
"He looks fine, he's posing for a picture right now." It took me a while to calm down from laughing at that! Cr1TiKaL is such a master of observational commentary.
You know why Cr1tikal is the best Let's Player? Because anyone else would have gigantic picture of themselves in the bottom left-hand corner and constantly staring at the camera throwing fake temper tantrums every three seconds. They would be screaming FUCK!!!!! WHAT THE SHIT!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! directly into the microphone, followed by PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS AND SOME TYPE OF CELEBRITY. PLEASE I WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED SO, SO BAD. ALL MY LIFE.............ALL MY LIFE I'VE FELT UNLOVED. UNNOTICED. IS IT WRONG TO WANT TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN? Cr1tikal tells jokes. He's funny. He has fun doing this, gives the money he makes to charity, and stays anonymous. God bless this magnificent titty.
LAVATORR ...Is there a reason you felt the need to bring him up, though? Like nobody else was talking about him. Pewdiepie just has a different target audience, now. His videos are made for people who like silly short stuff. Plus, Cr1tikal ain't the only Let's Player giving to charities. Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Jesse Cox, they all give to several charities.
"Why's he carrying around a squirtgun?" Well, he actually was on his way to a "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" reenactment, but the group changed the location, and he didn't get the memo.
First person cherry perspective. It's little lines like that, that made this dude one of the funniest people on the Internet. Holy shit. Brilliant. Get this man a fucking animated sitcom. I'll pay for it, fuck it.
Please make videos more often. You are my favorite youtuber and i cant wait for new videos to come out. Also, i think i'm speaking for many other subscribers. Please make more vids!!!
If I want story, I'll read a book. If I want to interact with something, I'll play a game. Story (and graphics, and sound, and commercial tie-ins, and celebrity endorsements, etc) have to take a back seat to gameplay.
"Well that's the end of this trip. Remember to rate the trip, comment the trip, and subscribe if you'd like to take more trips similar to this one. See ya"
I had to laugh so much at how Hellboy looks that I actually had to pause the video. Now I'm writing this comment. Whenever I scroll up I burst into laughter again.
"These look like the abominations you can make with the Oblivion character creator" Having played through Oblivion countless times, There's nothing more true than this.
Am I the only one that has to stop every few seconds and pause the video to die of a laughing fit? Cr1tikal, ive been watching you for a long time, and you continue to deliver and be my favorite youtuber out there. Stay golden.
look at that face 7:42! so much emotion in that flat rectangular face, what with his yellow iron man eyes and his glitching red tin cans shoved on to his forehead
Hey you probably won't read this comment but I just want to say that whenever I'm in a bad mood or I get really depressed I watch your videos and laugh my ass off.. Thanks critical :)
Cr1tiKal it would b a dream come true if u played a legend of Zelda game PPLZZZZ I love your videos and can't wait what you say about legend of Zelda YO way better than those other commenters
I don't even own a car, and I'd still buy it. I'd nail it to my head, and have it playing full blast all the time, so that the masses can be brought before Cr1tikal.
This NEEDS to be a thing. Cr1tiKaL should do some sort of agreement with a company who does this shit and make them donate half of the gains to charities, this way it'd stay in good Cr1tiKaL spirit.
"If they made me a coffee mug it wouldn't have a handle."
Not when he plays it
*Hell boy walks away from zombies*
Cr1tikal in the smoothest voice possible : "Damn he's fast."
Cr1tikal is the most quotable person in all of TH-cam.
+Deverey1 No where near Plague of Gripes tho.
pog is cancer.
when pussy farts are near,
I am not slow I just hop on my pogo stick,
and away I goooooooooo!
He is the best, never had a favorite you tuber till now
@kingaroni This is the TH-camr of all time.
so I farted. really loud. immediately after:
cr1tikal: "sounds like someone fired a missile."
He's a Russian hacker
I farted as soon as I read this
Thank you Cr1rikal, I was really worried for a second. I thought you were gonna put a raincoat on a goat.
hellboy will definitely save her. Alright im done playing this. lmfao
What in the hell is wrong with Hellboy's proportions? I mean, from behind the poor bastard looks like a T-bone steak
Blue Exocist. Nice
Its how he is proportioned in some art. His kind are very ape like in structure.
He looks like that in the comic. Very barrel chested.
It's bad graphics mostly the team behind this game wasent very good unfortuantly and it was stuck in development for so long that by the time it was released it was not only bad graphics and gameplay it was several years behind the times bad graphics and gameplay.
Everytime I hear his intro I always get a little teary-eyed by the time he says,"Let's do this shit." Keep doing what you do brother.
Cr1tikals detective skills are on point
*dead guy lying on floor*
"What are you two talking about? He looks fine, he's posing for a picture right now."
just imagine critikal actually being an indian american packed with a turban and a beard
That would shatter my eye and my heart. Most noticeably my nipples.
I am an Indian French Catholic scientist, but that would totally hurt me to know Cr1tikal is Muslim...
You bigot.
Mycroft Brown u are so ignorant and racist
Jordan Villette Why? I've a personality and therefore have my likes and dislikes.
Mycroft Brown lmao if you were an indian, you'd know that a turban is strictly hinduism or sikhism, NOT muslim. go fuck yourself.
"these look like the abominations you can create with the oblivion character creator"
That's where I lost it.
"He looks fine, he's posing for a picture right now."
It took me a while to calm down from laughing at that! Cr1TiKaL is such a master of observational commentary.
that bird woman seems to have stolen beetlejuice's face.
"There is something on your chest it's my fist" Charlie's quotes back in the day is something else.
Left left left left left left left ...RIGHT CONCRETE FIST
*slap
"The adventure begins... and I am thrilled."
"Won't put a goat in a raincoat." made me laugh so hard I coughed like an old man and saw stars.
Fisting: The Video Game.
Boy Hellboy's model doesn't look right, ignoring the dated graphics his proportions look really off to me. Also what happen to his coat?
+Gat the Man He looks like an obese man who started working out quite a lot, especially his right arm (if you know what I mean)
watch out hellboy! It's spilled puding! :D
Back then: ''THESE GRAPHICS ARE SO REALISTIC''
Now: ''REEEEEE MY CSGO ONLY GETS 119FPS ON 4K! UNPLAYABLE!''
There's no way to go back and make history
We can only make history in this moment
I want to fuck Shrek in the butt
"You are condemned to a life of death!"
Best quote.
"Look out behind you , Hellboy, it's some spilled pudding!" lmfao.
5:42 it looks like its been opened recently because its a different color.
You have an amazing voice, you make everything sound so beautiful, your voice is art itself but not on Canvas but onto our hearts.
IS THAT PIGEOTTO!? ahahaha
"If they were gonna make me a coffee mug, there wouldn't be a handle on it". Damn that's clever
He shows no emotion to any game he plays that's better then yelling over nothing like pew dispose
pew dispose? someone's autocorrect hates them xD
Watch Babysitter Bloodbath, he laughs at something
i know dude, this was way before that video
Yup
Who is the pew dispose?
2:09 I can't stop laughing at Hellboy's model it's so silly
oooh dang XDDDD the first 53 sec with the old guy lmao!!!
That was the closest thing to getting scared from a game I've heard from Cr1tiKal.
"Zuul the gatekeeper" haha
I'm sorry, but I just had to say that your picture of Arin's disgust is just too great and goes so well with your comment.
Hahaha Zule the gatekeeper XD
*zool
Thx nifty
cr1tikal your videos are so special I must prepare a buffet before I watch them.
You know why Cr1tikal is the best Let's Player? Because anyone else would have gigantic picture of themselves in the bottom left-hand corner and constantly staring at the camera throwing fake temper tantrums every three seconds. They would be screaming FUCK!!!!! WHAT THE SHIT!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! directly into the microphone, followed by PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS AND SOME TYPE OF CELEBRITY. PLEASE I WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED SO, SO BAD. ALL MY LIFE.............ALL MY LIFE I'VE FELT UNLOVED. UNNOTICED. IS IT WRONG TO WANT TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN?
Cr1tikal tells jokes. He's funny. He has fun doing this, gives the money he makes to charity, and stays anonymous. God bless this magnificent titty.
Cr1tikal himself said that he doesn't like bashing other lets players in his comments section.
The Gaming Gumdrops He is a classier man than I.
LAVATORR
It's still polite to respect his wishes.
-The Gumdrops
The Gaming Gumdrops He is a more polite man than I.
Pewdiepie fucking sucks.
LAVATORR ...Is there a reason you felt the need to bring him up, though? Like nobody else was talking about him.
Pewdiepie just has a different target audience, now. His videos are made for people who like silly short stuff.
Plus, Cr1tikal ain't the only Let's Player giving to charities. Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Jesse Cox, they all give to several charities.
And here we have Hellboy helpfully demonstrating why you don't skip leg day.
"This is the greatest hooking of All Time"
Agreed.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! Thank you!!
hellboy had a game?
He has had 2.
Octodad is the pinnacle of gaming experiences, good sir.
This is the shittest game seriously
i agree, I mean...why the hell do they have hellboy punching, where is his gun? and if he is punching it should be with his right hand
Ofcourse its bad, its in the play station 1 for fucks sake
Are you talking shit about ps1
This is like a more pro and actually funny version of the Tommy Wi-Show, great job once again
Wow this game really puts the movie to shame. It's pathetic. I know it's PS1, but it is just fucking shit.
"Why's he carrying around a squirtgun?"
Well, he actually was on his way to a "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" reenactment, but the group changed the location, and he didn't get the memo.
First person cherry perspective. It's little lines like that, that made this dude one of the funniest people on the Internet. Holy shit. Brilliant. Get this man a fucking animated sitcom. I'll pay for it, fuck it.
"I caught a pokemon, that's what happened"
Cr1tikal NEEDS to do a gameplay/commentary video of one of the gen1 pokemon games!
Please make videos more often. You are my favorite youtuber and i cant wait for new videos to come out. Also, i think i'm speaking for many other subscribers. Please make more vids!!!
The font remembers me to GHOULS N GHOSTS for the MegaDrive.
"Make a quick escape, Hellboy. Damn, he's fast" I lol'd hard.
If I want story, I'll read a book. If I want to interact with something, I'll play a game. Story (and graphics, and sound, and commercial tie-ins, and celebrity endorsements, etc) have to take a back seat to gameplay.
"Well that's the end of this trip. Remember to rate the trip, comment the trip, and subscribe if you'd like to take more trips similar to this one. See ya"
"it looks like hes eating a grapefruit" omfg im creased Critical is soooo funny! xD
Dynasty Warriors gameplay commentary. Hearing him try to pronounce the names would be gold.
This guy is the definition of comedy
"What happened in there?"
Cr1tikal:" I damn near caught a pokemon with my fist, that's what happened."
Is Hell Boy voiced by Nolan North? It definitely sounds like it and that tickles my funny bone
When you start the car: "what's up driver, it's Cr1TiKaL... we're gonna get you to your destination, let's do the shit"
You mean you used to like toilet paper, but then you found sharp rocks
I had to laugh so much at how Hellboy looks that I actually had to pause the video. Now I'm writing this comment. Whenever I scroll up I burst into laughter again.
The hardest thing to understand is that he doesn't laugh his ass off while making these!
I like this guys videos before I watch them! Because I know!
Hellboy is an amazing game :p I love it when he plays these.
Man, I remember playing this game waaaaay back! Good times.
Jinkies, I'm on the edge of my seat here.
Cr1TiKal said my name. My life is now fulfilled.
"These look like the abominations you can make with the Oblivion character creator"
Having played through Oblivion countless times, There's nothing more true than this.
If critical started talking with emotions and started talking about his life. OHHH HE IS GONNA GET IT
You don’t even know what I’ve been through.
Love it still after more than three years!
Cr1tikal, I fucking love you. I've never found any other TH-camr that makes me laugh so damn much. Keep those vids coming!
What just happened? " I just almost caught a pokemon with my fist that's what" lmao you had me dieing
I don't know why I watch every critikal video... and i REALLY don't know why I love them all
Thanks for comforting the victims of Steam Trainwreck
If that phrase had a coffee mug made from it, it would have no handle.
THE ONEPIECE IS REALLLLLLLLL
the beggining made me giggle like a school girl... oh my god XD
I got you bro. I refuse to feed the troll after I get a smartass comment back. We deal with these guys constantly. In the end Trolls never Win!
I would die laughing if cr1tikal opened a container of pudding;everything he does is funny because of his voice.
Am I the only one that has to stop every few seconds and pause the video to die of a laughing fit? Cr1tikal, ive been watching you for a long time, and you continue to deliver and be my favorite youtuber out there. Stay golden.
There hasn't been one in the last two weeks. That's quite a while.
I demand a shirt that says "The cannot handle this... If they were going to make me a coffee mug it would have no handle"
Reading this in his voice makes it all that more amusing.
look at that face 7:42! so much emotion in that flat rectangular face, what with his yellow iron man eyes and his glitching red tin cans shoved on to his forehead
He's gonna use the bird corpse as a hawk-ey puck
i just love watching arguments over the internet.
that plus sign on view count is saving lives right now
Hey you probably won't read this comment but I just want to say that whenever I'm in a bad mood or I get really depressed I watch your videos and laugh my ass off.. Thanks critical :)
Cr1tiKal it would b a dream come true if u played a legend of Zelda game PPLZZZZ I love your videos and can't wait what you say about legend of Zelda YO way better than those other commenters
"Now I'm chasing my tail." If you look closely, actually his tail is chasing him...
I don't even own a car, and I'd still buy it.
I'd nail it to my head, and have it playing full blast all the time, so that the masses can be brought before Cr1tikal.
"I damn near caught a Pokemon with my fist that's what happened."
"The best defense is a better fist!" Haha Cr1tiKaL never dissapoints.
The only thing that is wrong with your channel id that you dont upload often. Other than that, you are my faviorite youtuber!
Everybody and nobody are the same. It doesn't matter which one you use.
If "put a raincoat on the goat" wasn't a real expression before, it is now.
This NEEDS to be a thing. Cr1tiKaL should do some sort of agreement with a company who does this shit and make them donate half of the gains to charities, this way it'd stay in good Cr1tiKaL spirit.
"got a little something on your chest, my fist"
I agree.
Asura's Wrath is a perfect example.