That would shatter my eye and my heart. Most noticeably my nipples. I am an Indian French Catholic scientist, but that would totally hurt me to know Cr1tikal is Muslim...
It's bad graphics mostly the team behind this game wasent very good unfortuantly and it was stuck in development for so long that by the time it was released it was not only bad graphics and gameplay it was several years behind the times bad graphics and gameplay.
Cr1tikals detective skills are on point *dead guy lying on floor* "What are you two talking about? He looks fine, he's posing for a picture right now."
"He looks fine, he's posing for a picture right now." It took me a while to calm down from laughing at that! Cr1TiKaL is such a master of observational commentary.
You know why Cr1tikal is the best Let's Player? Because anyone else would have gigantic picture of themselves in the bottom left-hand corner and constantly staring at the camera throwing fake temper tantrums every three seconds. They would be screaming FUCK!!!!! WHAT THE SHIT!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! directly into the microphone, followed by PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS AND SOME TYPE OF CELEBRITY. PLEASE I WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED SO, SO BAD. ALL MY LIFE.............ALL MY LIFE I'VE FELT UNLOVED. UNNOTICED. IS IT WRONG TO WANT TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN? Cr1tikal tells jokes. He's funny. He has fun doing this, gives the money he makes to charity, and stays anonymous. God bless this magnificent titty.
LAVATORR ...Is there a reason you felt the need to bring him up, though? Like nobody else was talking about him. Pewdiepie just has a different target audience, now. His videos are made for people who like silly short stuff. Plus, Cr1tikal ain't the only Let's Player giving to charities. Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Jesse Cox, they all give to several charities.
Please make videos more often. You are my favorite youtuber and i cant wait for new videos to come out. Also, i think i'm speaking for many other subscribers. Please make more vids!!!
look at that face 7:42! so much emotion in that flat rectangular face, what with his yellow iron man eyes and his glitching red tin cans shoved on to his forehead
"Well that's the end of this trip. Remember to rate the trip, comment the trip, and subscribe if you'd like to take more trips similar to this one. See ya"
If I want story, I'll read a book. If I want to interact with something, I'll play a game. Story (and graphics, and sound, and commercial tie-ins, and celebrity endorsements, etc) have to take a back seat to gameplay.
First person cherry perspective. It's little lines like that, that made this dude one of the funniest people on the Internet. Holy shit. Brilliant. Get this man a fucking animated sitcom. I'll pay for it, fuck it.
"Why's he carrying around a squirtgun?" Well, he actually was on his way to a "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" reenactment, but the group changed the location, and he didn't get the memo.
I don't even own a car, and I'd still buy it. I'd nail it to my head, and have it playing full blast all the time, so that the masses can be brought before Cr1tikal.
I had to laugh so much at how Hellboy looks that I actually had to pause the video. Now I'm writing this comment. Whenever I scroll up I burst into laughter again.
"If they made me a coffee mug it wouldn't have a handle."
Not when he plays it
*Hell boy walks away from zombies*
Cr1tikal in the smoothest voice possible : "Damn he's fast."
Cr1tikal is the most quotable person in all of TH-cam.
+Deverey1 No where near Plague of Gripes tho.
pog is cancer.
when pussy farts are near,
I am not slow I just hop on my pogo stick,
and away I goooooooooo!
He is the best, never had a favorite you tuber till now
@kingaroni This is the TH-camr of all time.
Thank you Cr1rikal, I was really worried for a second. I thought you were gonna put a raincoat on a goat.
so I farted. really loud. immediately after:
cr1tikal: "sounds like someone fired a missile."
He's a Russian hacker
I farted as soon as I read this
hellboy will definitely save her. Alright im done playing this. lmfao
just imagine critikal actually being an indian american packed with a turban and a beard
That would shatter my eye and my heart. Most noticeably my nipples.
I am an Indian French Catholic scientist, but that would totally hurt me to know Cr1tikal is Muslim...
You bigot.
Mycroft Brown u are so ignorant and racist
Jordan Villette Why? I've a personality and therefore have my likes and dislikes.
Mycroft Brown lmao if you were an indian, you'd know that a turban is strictly hinduism or sikhism, NOT muslim. go fuck yourself.
What in the hell is wrong with Hellboy's proportions? I mean, from behind the poor bastard looks like a T-bone steak
Blue Exocist. Nice
Its how he is proportioned in some art. His kind are very ape like in structure.
He looks like that in the comic. Very barrel chested.
It's bad graphics mostly the team behind this game wasent very good unfortuantly and it was stuck in development for so long that by the time it was released it was not only bad graphics and gameplay it was several years behind the times bad graphics and gameplay.
Left left left left left left left ...RIGHT CONCRETE FIST
*slap
Cr1tikals detective skills are on point
*dead guy lying on floor*
"What are you two talking about? He looks fine, he's posing for a picture right now."
"The adventure begins... and I am thrilled."
that bird woman seems to have stolen beetlejuice's face.
"these look like the abominations you can create with the oblivion character creator"
That's where I lost it.
Everytime I hear his intro I always get a little teary-eyed by the time he says,"Let's do this shit." Keep doing what you do brother.
Fisting: The Video Game.
"There is something on your chest it's my fist" Charlie's quotes back in the day is something else.
Boy Hellboy's model doesn't look right, ignoring the dated graphics his proportions look really off to me. Also what happen to his coat?
+Gat the Man He looks like an obese man who started working out quite a lot, especially his right arm (if you know what I mean)
"He looks fine, he's posing for a picture right now."
It took me a while to calm down from laughing at that! Cr1TiKaL is such a master of observational commentary.
watch out hellboy! It's spilled puding! :D
"Won't put a goat in a raincoat." made me laugh so hard I coughed like an old man and saw stars.
Back then: ''THESE GRAPHICS ARE SO REALISTIC''
Now: ''REEEEEE MY CSGO ONLY GETS 119FPS ON 4K! UNPLAYABLE!''
There's no way to go back and make history
We can only make history in this moment
I want to fuck Shrek in the butt
5:42 it looks like its been opened recently because its a different color.
You have an amazing voice, you make everything sound so beautiful, your voice is art itself but not on Canvas but onto our hearts.
"You are condemned to a life of death!"
Best quote.
And here we have Hellboy helpfully demonstrating why you don't skip leg day.
IS THAT PIGEOTTO!? ahahaha
oooh dang XDDDD the first 53 sec with the old guy lmao!!!
He shows no emotion to any game he plays that's better then yelling over nothing like pew dispose
pew dispose? someone's autocorrect hates them xD
Watch Babysitter Bloodbath, he laughs at something
i know dude, this was way before that video
Yup
Who is the pew dispose?
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! Thank you!!
"Zuul the gatekeeper" haha
2:09 I can't stop laughing at Hellboy's model it's so silly
Hahaha Zule the gatekeeper XD
*zool
Thx nifty
"Look out behind you , Hellboy, it's some spilled pudding!" lmfao.
"This is the greatest hooking of All Time"
Agreed.
The font remembers me to GHOULS N GHOSTS for the MegaDrive.
You know why Cr1tikal is the best Let's Player? Because anyone else would have gigantic picture of themselves in the bottom left-hand corner and constantly staring at the camera throwing fake temper tantrums every three seconds. They would be screaming FUCK!!!!! WHAT THE SHIT!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! directly into the microphone, followed by PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS AND SOME TYPE OF CELEBRITY. PLEASE I WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED SO, SO BAD. ALL MY LIFE.............ALL MY LIFE I'VE FELT UNLOVED. UNNOTICED. IS IT WRONG TO WANT TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN?
Cr1tikal tells jokes. He's funny. He has fun doing this, gives the money he makes to charity, and stays anonymous. God bless this magnificent titty.
Cr1tikal himself said that he doesn't like bashing other lets players in his comments section.
The Gaming Gumdrops He is a classier man than I.
LAVATORR
It's still polite to respect his wishes.
-The Gumdrops
The Gaming Gumdrops He is a more polite man than I.
Pewdiepie fucking sucks.
LAVATORR ...Is there a reason you felt the need to bring him up, though? Like nobody else was talking about him.
Pewdiepie just has a different target audience, now. His videos are made for people who like silly short stuff.
Plus, Cr1tikal ain't the only Let's Player giving to charities. Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Jesse Cox, they all give to several charities.
cr1tikal your videos are so special I must prepare a buffet before I watch them.
hellboy had a game?
He has had 2.
That was the closest thing to getting scared from a game I've heard from Cr1tiKal.
This is the shittest game seriously
i agree, I mean...why the hell do they have hellboy punching, where is his gun? and if he is punching it should be with his right hand
Ofcourse its bad, its in the play station 1 for fucks sake
Are you talking shit about ps1
Please make videos more often. You are my favorite youtuber and i cant wait for new videos to come out. Also, i think i'm speaking for many other subscribers. Please make more vids!!!
Wow this game really puts the movie to shame. It's pathetic. I know it's PS1, but it is just fucking shit.
Man, I remember playing this game waaaaay back! Good times.
Love it still after more than three years!
Hellboy is an amazing game :p I love it when he plays these.
This guy is the definition of comedy
Dynasty Warriors gameplay commentary. Hearing him try to pronounce the names would be gold.
You don’t even know what I’ve been through.
the beggining made me giggle like a school girl... oh my god XD
This is like a more pro and actually funny version of the Tommy Wi-Show, great job once again
I don't know why I watch every critikal video... and i REALLY don't know why I love them all
Octodad is the pinnacle of gaming experiences, good sir.
look at that face 7:42! so much emotion in that flat rectangular face, what with his yellow iron man eyes and his glitching red tin cans shoved on to his forehead
"If they were gonna make me a coffee mug, there wouldn't be a handle on it". Damn that's clever
I like this guys videos before I watch them! Because I know!
"Well that's the end of this trip. Remember to rate the trip, comment the trip, and subscribe if you'd like to take more trips similar to this one. See ya"
Everybody and nobody are the same. It doesn't matter which one you use.
Cr1tikal, I fucking love you. I've never found any other TH-camr that makes me laugh so damn much. Keep those vids coming!
That was alot of intense zombie fisting.
I was rock_hard
If I want story, I'll read a book. If I want to interact with something, I'll play a game. Story (and graphics, and sound, and commercial tie-ins, and celebrity endorsements, etc) have to take a back seat to gameplay.
"it looks like hes eating a grapefruit" omfg im creased Critical is soooo funny! xD
Jinkies, I'm on the edge of my seat here.
The hardest thing to understand is that he doesn't laugh his ass off while making these!
"Make a quick escape, Hellboy. Damn, he's fast" I lol'd hard.
First person cherry perspective. It's little lines like that, that made this dude one of the funniest people on the Internet. Holy shit. Brilliant. Get this man a fucking animated sitcom. I'll pay for it, fuck it.
Sting like a bee!
"Why's he carrying around a squirtgun?"
Well, he actually was on his way to a "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" reenactment, but the group changed the location, and he didn't get the memo.
finalyyyy! ive been waiting weeks for a new video!
THE ONEPIECE IS REALLLLLLLLL
Beginning was fantastic
U are hilarious never stop making videos!!!
that plus sign on view count is saving lives right now
How did this not win game of the year.
"I caught a pokemon, that's what happened"
Cr1tikal NEEDS to do a gameplay/commentary video of one of the gen1 pokemon games!
His comedy is one of a kind and hilarious!
If that phrase had a coffee mug made from it, it would have no handle.
I'm sorry, but I just had to say that your picture of Arin's disgust is just too great and goes so well with your comment.
I don't even own a car, and I'd still buy it.
I'd nail it to my head, and have it playing full blast all the time, so that the masses can be brought before Cr1tikal.
Jinkies im on the edge of my seat here
5:17 to 5:40 is like my fav part. Best part to watch when youre high.
Ur awesome man!!! Please upload more!(:
I really love this. I find you very humorous i love you XD
He says he does these for fun. I think he should make these whenever he wants to.
Cr1TiKal said my name. My life is now fulfilled.
I demand a shirt that says "The cannot handle this... If they were going to make me a coffee mug it would have no handle"
Is Hell Boy voiced by Nolan North? It definitely sounds like it and that tickles my funny bone
I'm at the edge of my effing seat with this game
If critical started talking with emotions and started talking about his life. OHHH HE IS GONNA GET IT
The voice actor for hellboy in this game is the same voice actor for Lee in the walking dead game
I like how her referenced hi video "the conductor" at 1:05
Here lies the last human, he died here on Sheep Earth
7:29 - This is Cr1TiKaL showing emotion.
the dialoges in this game are so stitty
I had to laugh so much at how Hellboy looks that I actually had to pause the video. Now I'm writing this comment. Whenever I scroll up I burst into laughter again.
Wow, that is constructive feeback! I'm sure it will be very useful to him!
That burl sounds like my little sister lol
I remember that game from my old PS2 demo disc! :O
"The best defense is a better fist!" Haha Cr1tiKaL never dissapoints.
His voice is so deeper 😂