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Psycho Chicken but there’s also a lot of people with out tattoos so, that’s like the most hypocritical thing to ever be hypocritical. Got to love ozzy.
Incrid Dazer Not really. I mean, he started getting his tattoos back in the 70's (maybe 60's?) when very few people had them. It was mainly bikers, some rebels and military men. Then by the mid 90's it had become mainstream. I believe that's what he meant. It might have made you "unique" years ago, but not now. He did a PSA on not drinking (albeit court ordered) and you could say he's a hypocrite there, but at the same time, coming from someone who never drank a drop could sound hypocritical also.
@@jill9356 no he was saying don't get them just to stand out, you have to do something more. He isn't saying that NOT having tattoos will make you stand out
They don’t? Are you shitting me? If you do a GOOD ass portrait and people know it was you who did it they are literally gonna call you up quick af to do tattoos. People who can do portraits good are highly appreciated. Stop trying to say they aren’t cause you sound fucking ignorant.
I actually know the dude that did the “In Living Memory” one of the wife. He actually did one of mine and it looks amazing. I think that was just a bad day for him.
I was trying to see wtf flashed on the screen after Austin took a drink, so I slowed the video down to 0.25x and I think, for me at least, the funniest part of this video is from 1:01-1:07 in slow motion with the sound up.
I had this on 0.5 speed for some reason. First I thought you guys were high. Then I thought I was high. Then I just freaked out and closed my computer.
At 5:59 I think that one actually looks good, maybe it was meant to look cartoony. It reminds me of old books that we used to read in school, with simple caricatures.
And this is part of the reason I’m sticking with traditional style, too many people out there think they can do photo realism, but this video proves it’s harder than it looks.
At 1:07 the picture flashed at the speed of light is of the poorly drawn Austin they showed in an older video and it says “kombucha intensifies* don’t waste your time trying to stop it then missing it then having go back a million times like I did cause I have no life, you’re welcome
The sucky panther has become legendary in the tattoo world and many, many people have gotten it on themselves. Theres an entire instagram dedicated to them
12:24 I can no longer cope. XD What's that? I had to stand at the open window because I could hardly breathe.Because I laughed so much about it. It took me 10 minutes to calm down ...
The funny thing about that last one is that the silhouette and clouds look good in comparison. Maybe one guy started then he tagged out and said "hey man I need a big wolf head howling at the moon I'm going out for lunch", then comes back " Wtf you fucked my tattoo up, what is that shit?"
Hahahah I love the art from "scary stories to tell in the dark" novels! The artwork was aaaamazing! I remember reading those while listening to my megadeth tapes in 4th grade. The one discovered blk metal and death metal! Macabre's "vampire of dusseldorf" became my fave in the summer of 4th into 5th grade n was for years.
Peanut_Goat when i have the money for it :/ trying to save up to get a new place so I’m not in a studio apartment anymore haha. I wish i could finish my damn arm it’s been unfinished for so long
Damn man! I know the bloody feeling..still have to finish off my arm too :/ Looking forward to seeing it done though bro! All the best for moving out though man, good luck with it all :)
I know the person who did the “In Loving Memory” one, he actually did one of mine. He has gotten SO much better. He’s in by far the most successful shop around my area.
This is awesome. Me and my wife laughed so hard. How can someone even make such bad tattoos. Really enjoyed watching you guys. I think you should try "shitty taxidermy" next. Guess you will laugh your ass off looking at it. By the way sorry for my English. Greedings from Germany
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"He touched so many"
kids
Was he a priest?
Matthias Heim Sk8 uhh that was the joke. It was supposed to be subtle.
Shelby haha xD
This is why you dont put your kids in catholic schools
Take Ozzy's advice. "If you want to be unique, don't get a tattoo, because everyone's got tattoos."
Psycho Chicken but there’s also a lot of people with out tattoos so, that’s like the most hypocritical thing to ever be hypocritical. Got to love ozzy.
Incrid Dazer Not really. I mean, he started getting his tattoos back in the 70's (maybe 60's?) when very few people had them. It was mainly bikers, some rebels and military men. Then by the mid 90's it had become mainstream. I believe that's what he meant. It might have made you "unique" years ago, but not now. He did a PSA on not drinking (albeit court ordered) and you could say he's a hypocrite there, but at the same time, coming from someone who never drank a drop could sound hypocritical also.
Kind of a straw man but I get what he's saying. I don't know if I've ever met anybody who got tattoos for the sole purpose of being unique though.
Or just do what you fucking want and stop taking other people's advice and be yourself.
@@jill9356 no he was saying don't get them just to stand out, you have to do something more. He isn't saying that NOT having tattoos will make you stand out
5:05 Ah so that's where Corey Taylor got his All Hope is Gone mask.
It actually looks like it tho
LMAOO
@@jdogseyebrows We meet again. Remember? From KubScouts' Tony Hawk playthrough? And I subbed to u before? Wow, again.
Wow. . . Bruh 😅
@@sidthejovian5105 Well, Damn! Yeah, I remember you! I swear, people keep recognizing me, ahh! XD
0:05 When people ship band mates
Damn Austin, you're looking even greater than you did just a month ago. At this point, Jared is looking like one thicc boi when you're next to him.
Dancer of the Boreal Valley Because he is a Tuff Organic Boi
LordCyberNightmare Lmao, #TuffOrganicBois.
Dancer of the Boreal Valley I fucking hated fighting you and your twirly bullshit .
Peef Rimgar Spin2Win.
Dancer of the Boreal Valley lmao. Every time I fought that boss I just couldn't get "maniac" out of my head
People don't appreciate how tough good portrait work is to pull off.
They don’t? Are you shitting me? If you do a GOOD ass portrait and people know it was you who did it they are literally gonna call you up quick af to do tattoos. People who can do portraits good are highly appreciated. Stop trying to say they aren’t cause you sound fucking ignorant.
Holy shit that last one cracked me up so bad
I saw your coment , then that part of the video !! ROFLMAO!!! I agree soo funny!!!
7:13 looks like the rejects from the untouchables album by korn
Tom Bomb I'm fucking done 😂
YES I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT
Tomas 679 Un I really does 😂
I actually know the dude that did the “In Living Memory” one of the wife. He actually did one of mine and it looks amazing. I think that was just a bad day for him.
I don’t think I’ve EVER laughed this hard in my life! My mouth hurts and my eyes are watering! I love these videos so much thank you!!!!😂 😂😂💚💚💚
The guy that has the "in loving memory" tattoo actually got it fixed and it got waaaaaaaaay better...
I was trying to see wtf flashed on the screen after Austin took a drink, so I slowed the video down to 0.25x and I think, for me at least, the funniest part of this video is from 1:01-1:07 in slow motion with the sound up.
*Kombucha Intensifies*🤘🤘
Michael Hobson I'm scrolling to see if anyone else caught that \m/
Skyler Sandlin ik right I was trying to figure it out for like 5 minutes then I was like fuck yeah 😂😂
''Oooeehhh'' x 100
I kept missing it by 1 frame then I autoskipped 10 secs forward then 10 secs back while paused and got it
You can actually go through a video frame by frame with the < and the > keys
I haven't laughed that much in years please do more😂😂
A: Oh my Lord(e)
J: I believe this is Amy Whinehouse.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, JARED! 😂
Your thumbnails are enough to make me want to watch these videos and my days are made waaaay better after watching them.
This is the embodiment of "Im not paying that much for a tattoo, I got a guy who can do it for cheaper"
I had this on 0.5 speed for some reason. First I thought you guys were high. Then I thought I was high. Then I just freaked out and closed my computer.
**Kombucha Intensifies**
This one had me rolling 😂 you should definitely make another one.
At 5:59 I think that one actually looks good, maybe it was meant to look cartoony. It reminds me of old books that we used to read in school, with simple caricatures.
KALEIDO jess that's what I thought too but even for cartoony, it looks a little off
Prestonsorrows True, maybe it’s sentimental though 😂 maybe their kid drew it
Lol not as bad as the tattoo this girl got on my Snapchat. “Teen Fever” she’s 21 I have s damn screenshot of it
Austin Wandy oh how I wish you could post photos in the comments now
Put it on imgur and give us a link
Cødy Kennedy idk what that is
And this is part of the reason I’m sticking with traditional style, too many people out there think they can do photo realism, but this video proves it’s harder than it looks.
Do more tattoo reactions funny as fuck, keep on bois!!
5:17 Leatherface on the "preety lady" mask
Elgin Belalla thought the same fukin thing 😂😂😂
LMAO
I actually love you guys! This has been the best day ever! I mean ya know whenever you guys upload is the best day ever
we need to get the dickey dines show sponsored by butcha and bots !!!
Jareds tats
I’ve now made multiple memes from this video that are now iconic in my friend group thank you 🤣
Why do they always post videos 5 min before I start work?😂
Tina E to shit on you
Yeah, luckily the video is still there when I get home :)
Tina E yup lol
That first one looks like a stock image with the tattoo photoshopped onto the guys arm.
Andrew Quartararo is it.
The wolf tattoo I'm crying of how much laughter it is to me in the Family Guy joke of that Wolf's tattoo made me ball out Lola
That fucking MJ tattoo with "touched so many"
yeah you fucking right he did xDD
At 6:10 the Freddy tatto looks like Murderface the Dethklok's bassist and the one with Bob at 10:35 looks like Post Malone with dreadlocks XD
At 1:07 the picture flashed at the speed of light is of the poorly drawn Austin they showed in an older video and it says “kombucha intensifies* don’t waste your time trying to stop it then missing it then having go back a million times like I did cause I have no life, you’re welcome
8:59 that guy got it redone as a tribute to slim Jim
Austin’s reactions and comments are fucking priceless
Actually got a screen shot of that .5 seconds of a meme, took me bout 10+ times to get it, worth.
"Why so serious?" OMG, i'm dying! XD
I feel like the one at 9:00 is like the folklore type of the lion/tiger, I have seen a bunch of stuff like that in books
Jareds got this one tattoo and it can grow
I definitely agree for a second part!!
1:06 for the flash frame. So good!
The only David Firth reference ever. I applaud you.
Haha! The fourth photo looks like something from the wrong turn movies.
I'm gonna get cha, I'M INBRED
•o•
ghost fans hii
Teira Way ohayou
The sucky panther has become legendary in the tattoo world and many, many people have gotten it on themselves. Theres an entire instagram dedicated to them
12:24
I can no longer cope. XD
What's that?
I had to stand at the open window because I could hardly breathe.Because I laughed so much about it. It took me 10 minutes to calm down ...
I lost it on 9:42 🤣🤣🤣
This video is so far down the uncanny valley that I cant actually see the top from down here
Where did y'all get my baby picture? Dead demon-alien monster baby? That was me.
We need more of these videos. This was god damn funny.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg 😂 that wolf noise
Ben Franklin looks like Rocky Dennis from mask! 😂😂😂😂😂
Every tattoo of a kid gone wrong looks like the kids on a korn album art
The funny thing about that last one is that the silhouette and clouds look good in comparison. Maybe one guy started then he tagged out and said "hey man I need a big wolf head howling at the moon I'm going out for lunch", then comes back " Wtf you fucked my tattoo up, what is that shit?"
I'm Made of Plastic line fucking killed me ha
Looks like Sepultura's Roots album artwork cover but with a mutated lion 9:19
1:06 😂😂😂 that one frame👌
3:50 I think that's the hardest I've see Austin laugh. XD
0:21 Austin's back from the dead😂
Every bad tattooist ever "no I can't do it that small "
Hahahah I love the art from "scary stories to tell in the dark" novels! The artwork was aaaamazing! I remember reading those while listening to my megadeth tapes in 4th grade. The one discovered blk metal and death metal! Macabre's "vampire of dusseldorf" became my fave in the summer of 4th into 5th grade n was for years.
Appropriately, the ad I got for this video was a tattoo removal service.
1:04 at 1/4 speed it's some Fear and loathing in Las Vegas shit lol
Hey! Not to be wierd. I am subscribed to both of yall's channels. But i always watch this one as soon as ot comes out. Love you guys
That wolf tattoo had me crying I was laughing so hard!
I want more of these types of videos please I was laughing so hard
I almost died from laughing too hard 😂😂😂😂😂
The In Loving Memory one has a really sad story, but because of that, someone actually ended up fixing it for him!
hahaha the dude in the thumbnail is my old friend from highschool adam roberts aka fukstik lol
"PleAsE..I'M ONE MORE BURGER FROM tEArINg! kYle YOU musT sSTOP!"
I need like 6 parts to this 😂😂😂😂
i was crying laughing from this video. You made my day thanks
Ahh this made me laugh so much my surgery scar hurt so bad! Austin your killing me!! The goddamn wolf murdered me!
Good content as usual, hilarious, love your show jared and austin you are so funny and make my day so much better 😆
That Eminem tat very well could have been someone asking for an old looking eminem as a joke
The frickin kombucha intensifies meme @1:06 is en pointe
1:06 *Kombucha Intensifies*
OMFG this was so hilarious I LOLED in the train
Holy hell that was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Thank you guys
When is austin finishing his tatts?
Peanut_Goat when i have the money for it :/ trying to save up to get a new place so I’m not in a studio apartment anymore haha. I wish i could finish my damn arm it’s been unfinished for so long
Damn man! I know the bloody feeling..still have to finish off my arm too :/ Looking forward to seeing it done though bro! All the best for moving out though man, good luck with it all :)
11:55 he look like the dude from the saw movie
The tattoo at 3:33 looks like the hudlums from The Hills Have Eyes
The Ben Franklin one looks like a ghoul from Fallout 4 😂
I know the person who did the “In Loving Memory” one, he actually did one of mine. He has gotten SO much better. He’s in by far the most successful shop around my area.
One of your funniest videos I’m crying so fckn bad
The bacon lion for sure was the best!! 😂🤘🏿
I laughed so hard it hurt. Haven't done that in years.
( 11:57 ) "I don't know where I am, I always forgetti"
6:10 fuck, I'm dead 😂😂😂
This is awesome. Me and my wife laughed so hard. How can someone even make such bad tattoos. Really enjoyed watching you guys.
I think you should try "shitty taxidermy" next. Guess you will laugh your ass off looking at it.
By the way sorry for my English.
Greedings from Germany
that bad panther is fu¨¨ing funny , you have to google "bad panther tattoo trend" i almost fell out of my chair :D
12:00 that also looks a little like axle from gnr
I want to see a part 2 of this!
4:00 looks like a sketch of a young ozzy osbourne
Someone make that Bob Marley one into a meme lmao
These tattoo artist remind me of those american idol contestants that think they can sing.
Ben Franklin looked like Frankensteins monster