Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Throw Down in Indiana: The Daily Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ค. 2016
- Donald Trump supporters hurl vicious insults at Ted Cruz, and Carly Fiorina falls down while stumping for the Texas senator.
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"Even I would've helped her"
I gotta admit I laughed too hard at that.
+Noface Exactly. You just proved that Trump is a great entertainer, which is what people love.
+Noface - Exactly what was funny about it? That Trump is LESS of a DOUCHE than Cruz when it comes to caring about women?......Or anyone else for that matter.
"Even I would have helped her" is actually comedy gold (but so is the "woman over 30" quip)
I almost pissed myself when Trevor showed the picture of the Blob fish. This was one of his best shows so far!
+Deathstroke vG That is unbecoming of a one-eyed super-soldier, as a one-eyed super soldier; don't piss yourself. Unless you're using it to make a bomb or pissy-board a terri
Joe Cannabyte haha nice one xD
"and so the fish is the one on the left"
😂😂😂
ted learned that you can not have a sensible conversation with a trump supporter.
Piekartz impossible and now one of them is in charge of our Education
You just know the "Too slow Joe" guy is a TH-cam troll
+BloatedJam
You're a troll.
knupder .Troll you're a
Trevor Noah does a brilliant job man. I got to give this guy credit. Keep it up bro!
Same.
+Lak Gun Give him back! South Africa needs him more.
+Hannodb1961 Hater
+Lak Gun I totally agree!
George Mckenzie You don't understand. South Africa's politics is *much* more messed up than yours. We are in much greater need of a laugh than you are.
Lol first time I cracked up at Noah, he's really found his style.
The blob fish is the one on the left omg I lost it! XD
Hey, don't judge an entire population on the acts of a couple fringe maniacs. Fish monsters are just like you and me, and want to live peacefully in our great country.
no, they bring drugs, crime, and are rapists, but some, I assume are good fish.
+Anonymous Dude lmfao
+Anonymous Dude We should build a wall on the coast and make the fish pay for it.
+gingergamergirl98
definitely.
and if they refuse to pay, we will make it 10 ft higher
Lying Ted!!! Lying Ted!!! Build a wall!!! Build a wall!!! Lying Ted!!
I just noticed something from watching that trump supporter with the glasses... It's like trump raised his own army of "adults" thinking and acting like 4 year olds.
Surely otherwise if youre talking with a grown man and he interrupts the conversation to shout out "Youre lying, these are all lies, lying ted", you either laugh at him and just walk away chuckling, or punch him in the teeth right?
#fishmonsterlivesmatter
lmao
they do
RyanTR Caton ngaaaaah
RyanTR Caton hh
that woman over 30 joke killed me
Funny clip, but seriously, both of them are ridiculous. I mean, I've heard of trying to decide the "lesser of two evils", but this is like choosing solid sh#t over runny sh#t! smh ...
Lol
+1misspopo "It's like asking a Muslim which one they would prefer: bacon, or ham?"
+1misspopo Absolutely (considering that the person could have control of a large arsenal of thermonuclear warheads), I was asking myself if there were any forces of moderation that could swing into play that have a chance against Trump, and Ted Cruz(!?) is the force of moderation we were thrown. It's like choosing explosive diarrhea over the constipation poop that finally comes out of me that is so dense and is basically a brick. Brick shit or diarrhea? Um, neither.
+Tyler Meers lol lol dude my bum hurts just thinking about that! Lol lol
As someone who has a old dog shitting everywhere, I'll take a solid one over a runny one everyday.
Resemblance to fish monster is, in fact striking.
Trump probably would have screamed 'TOO SLOW JOE' if he picked her up
Presidential campaign? Sounds more like kids in a sandbox, fighting over a toy spade.....
People in Indiana isn't the brightest people in America. Indiana is another Mississippi.
Bernie won
+xlou You see, Indiana... We're the special ones. You know, the people you look at and are like "Aw, they tried..." It started with the religious freedom bill, and ended with the first church of cannabis
aren't* ... you don't seem so bright yourself.
+Robert Holloway "People in Indiana isn't"...
Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
"are not the brightest people"... im sorry. i had to.
Vote for Bernie and this shit can be avoided.
3:44 Blobfish actually look pretty nice in the water; its the low-pressure environment they put him in thats screwing up his shape
HIS WIFE WAS LIKE SHOCKED AND WENT TO HELP FIORINA UP BUT HE JUST FUCKING CONTINUED TO SHAKE PEOPLE'S HANDS.
You should also have covered what Trump said when talking about LHO, because that was the most hilarious part of this show.
This is absolutely hilarious 😂
What the fuck happened to GOP? Every election becomes more and more of a parody. If this is not a proof that Idiocracy got it right I don't know what is.
+CaballusKnight You a word there.
+CaballusKnight Insular thinking, tribalism, and epistemic closure, mostly.
+You Got To Feel The Bern No 2008 was rock bottom! Bailing out failed banks, no jobs, gas was 4.00 / 5.00 a gallon! Now I pay 2.50 8 years later for gas. We are far from being ok, but to be fair the great depression, and the bank and car company bail out of 2008 were Americas worst times. We are all living on borrowed money! No matter what you have or make is borrowed with interest!
Trevor Noah is a great host, but goddamn I wish Jon were here to cover this circus.
I agree
+Cincy Stone
He left before the real fun began lol.
how dare you insult people like that? people with tourettes are wayyyy more intelligent than Trump supporters
He said Trump Tourettes
"You look like a fish monster, and you're a terrible person!" Don't ever say that when visiting Innsmouth....
+ProjectFlashlight612 wow, I wonder how many people will get that reference.
That's just insulting to fish monsters. Undyne looks amazing. Yes, I'm really bringing up Undertale in a presidential debate video. It just fits too perfectly.
That end made me feel like if I were reading a book! I feel the same emotion of been surprised by something that the author has already shown. what?
"LYIN' TED!"
excellent reporting, I'm impressed
Excellent monologue!!
I laughed out loud at that last part.
Immature bullying.
#StillSanders #AlwaysSanders #BernieOrBust #DropOutHillary
+Loren Booker #NeverHillary
As much as Cruz is unlikeable, how childish can you be?
+Keto Lin Yeah, bullying is intense in this country.
I see that
+Keto Lin This is tame for Trump supporters. You should see what they do when they see brown people.
+MynameisBrianZX He's a Cuban Canadian! lol
Cruz has more comedy value than Trump imo 😂😂😂
Carly Fiorina sounds like boss level clothing line! Exclusive, trips to Dubai only treads!
Trump is the one who called Cruz 'Lyin' Ted' first, right? He started it? Because it takes one to know one.
but whatd he lie about m8
+Fernando Rivera his hair
+Fernando Rivera I don't know and I don't care lol
A fish monster?!?!?!? What the actual f***? 😂😂😂😂😂
This is absolute GOLD.
yaas Trevor
I realize the play puts them on pedestals but it's amazing to see the difference between then rhetoric of the founding fathers featured in Hamilton vs the sound bites of the fictional characters running for president this year.
This show has just been gold during this election xD xD xD
"This man is a pathological liar" Of course you would know that, Cruz. You have plenty of experience.
I've only seen bits of the US election campaigning, but I think it's amazing how unlikable Cruz is; and that's when he's doing his best to be likable. What must he be like when he's not making an effort?
it appears either way he's unlikable
cant stop laughing "LYING TED!!!" lmfao
I guess it is time for me to dig a shelter in my backyard and prepare it with plenty of books and food. I will put a sign on the trapdoor that says "do not open until Trump is out of office"
her face as she said his name was telling....very big eye roll just before she fell.
When you bully a Canadian for 9 months, this is the outcome 😂😂😂
Why would Cruz confront two idiots on the street? That's a lose-lose
Fun fact:
The Blobfish is literally classified as the UGLIEST fish on earth.
Welcome to my state. Someone save me...
I'm coming to save you.
I'm cuming to save you too
+Mihayan1 You impregnated him to save him.
Well you weren't much help.
Didn't God tell Ted's dad that he'd be president?
Lol
He is the expected one.
+Wordavee1 But I thought Ted Cruz is Lucifer in the Flesh. Isn't he?
ITS JUST A PRANK BROS
+Wordavee1 They confused the terms President and Pedant.
This was the funniest us election. What's the next step, wrestling 😂
Hit the 3 key over and over and watch trevor get stung in the eye by a bee while the audience laughs
It's like watching two rabbits duke it out so the winner can feed himself to the waiting lion.
That handshake psyche tho.
Palpatine for Emperor!
8:00 Yep that's it right there. Every conservative's biggest disappointment with Cruz. Too polite when he didn't need to be.
having Donald Trump as a president says it all about Americans.
+Noora Al-Amri صلي عالنبي ياشيخة بيرني ساندرز بيوريك فيه
Mishal Hasan اللهم صلي وسلم عليه ..
+Noora Al-Amri He is not our President, and with any luck, he'll get trounced in the general election once the not-insane people have a say. Not to say that Hillary's much better, but at least I'm almost positive she won't be starting any nuclear wars.
+Julian Birch I meant "if". I hope not. 'Coz if Americans are backing up a racist maniac, then democracy is not for them. They elected a man who get confused by his hand .. twice. so Trump being a president in America is not that surprising.
+Noora Al-Amri how is trump racist explain that to me
Great segment, but I would like to say for the record that...that is not how Tourette’s works. Lol
"Stands for the word of G-d and the United States Constitution." There is a separation of Church and State, another reason why Ted Cruz and a lot of these other candidates never deserved a shot.
"and she's a 4 at best" LMFAOOO
every person in this world has some way of being judgemental i swear💯
Lmao this guy is hilarious
And now we know, what happened to JFK... 😂 Pull Cruz's dad in for questioning!
But still, even in 2020, nobody talks about it! I saw the pictures in the news papers and papa Cruz is still a free man, how the hell is that possible?:).
Has Carly ever make a good decision in her life?
+simon199418 Nope. I checked.
Fish Monster 😃😃😃😂😂😂
What about John Kasich? He's far better!
+Royo2013 I'm pretty he's still there.
He stepped out of the race as well
+Royo2013 Shoot, that's sad.
+GeoGuy NZ So yeah, Trump is the only one left
+Donald Trump Omg you the real Donald?
that was low....
So embarrassed....to Mr. Cruz
That reaction to Ted Cruz - Ric Flair anyone? :)
wow~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trevor take these W's
To be fair, it's not THAT out there to accuse the father of the Zodiac Killer of killing a guy.
You know that John Stewart would have loved Bernie Sanders platform instead we are stuck with this bought out garbage.
Watching the U.S elections thousands of miles away I have to say, they seem entertaining as fuck. And Trump seems oddly funny ...
You dont give your hand to the zodiac Killer
what the hell America XD
sorry most of our candidates have been affected by moronitis disease and liar liar pants on fire Syndrome.
And after he says all that he still endorses him.
points
I spent two days in Indiana, a great experience with all those Indians around. Next step, China😜
Is it me or does Ted Cruz's dad looks like Professor Farnsworth?
Hey........you forgot RICK PERRY !!!!
idiocracy manifesting itself!
1:01 ooooohhhhhh snap
Where's Rick Perry?
Did I even ask to be president? I am serious. Even I at this point am getting confused about it all. Please explain.
My faith in my fellow Americans is waning...such denial and disrespect.
"thats the second time shes dropped out of the race" i heard this joke on other late night shows. damn
a fish monster wow! no words
The world is laughing at the US. I don't think anywhere else in the world is a Presidential campaign this childish!
+Brad Suarez
Well, in 3rd world countries it is.
"Lying Ted!" lol
I always thought he looks like Albert DeSalvo
You made me laugh so hard that I cried. How could I have missed that similarity? Thank you!
u should be worried about the fall in your ratings and not about Carly.
What on earth has happened to the Republican Party
+Kevin Loftus The nuts have been placed in charge of the asylum.
no way
its odd how every candidate is calling the others liars.
It's "fish monger", which means a person who sells fish. However, very clever to notice the fish monster look on Cruz. Also, GREAT commentary. How unfortunate that the very best commentators are our comedians!
+Carol Johns Nah, I'm pretty sure that sounded like 'monster'.
Don't insult Fish monsters like that...
whelp. after seeing that clip of Ted's father - that sure 'splains a whoooole lot! yikes!