I actually got this stroller as a gift last year, and I genuinely recommend it. A few months ago, I left my baby girl in it for about 10 minutes while I was talking to another parent. When I turned back around, My sweet baby giggled and grinned at me proudly, 3 bodybuilding medals hanging around her swole neck. There was also a cash envelope on her lap. Needless to say, I was quite the proud mama that day. Doctors say her testosterone levels are “alarmingly high” and “more than 40 grown men combined”, and that we “shouldn’t leave the door unlocked at night so she can go to her little competitions and make us money”, but I think they’re just jealous that my baby grows a better, fuller beard than any of them.
Danny felt so weird about buying baby gear without being a father that he decided to start a family. That's the kind of dedication that makes for a good dad
I wonder if, since becoming a father, Danny has encountered any situations in which he was ambushed by guerrilla fighter and had to protect his baby with this stroller
tactical in a sense of military-grade, because not all military-grade products are actually made with quality in mind but rather quantity for more soldiers to use, military-grade is just false marketing to make any soldier feel confident that they are carrying something hardcore like the military, the use of the word "tactical" stroller is just marketing to make people think they have something that is bada$$ that the military would use but again like the term military-grade it's not really built with quality in mind nor is it even remotely good compared to what a civilian product could do
I notice you used the stroller/baby as a shield. As an actual dad with more experience with these things, I would like to point out another tactical use of a stroller: you can set them rolling as a distraction, allowing you to take out the hostiles while they're busy firing at the baby.
I choose to believe that Danny has enough of a reputation that when locals see a man pushing a stroller in circles while wearing camo in a parking lot they just know “oh, hey, that’s Danny”.
@@anna-jk99 Thats because of the stupid rotating wheels on the front-end and hard tyres. My kids used to push each other up and down the football field behind our house with each other in the old pram as fast as they could and never did those wheels spin sideways and anyone go -arse -over kite lol. They weren't designed to. The hard tires will absorb no pressure and tip hitting even the smallest object and I don't want to imagine what it might be like going up a flight of stairs. Slide off each step probably. There are prams and buggies around that are 40-50-60- yrs old and even if they're now used as carts they're still holding up.Thought a man had designed this and it might be built to last---more than 5 minutes. I'm disappointed.
I think the tactical stroller actually worked well in the woods, it detected that it was an archery range and that Danny was wearing camo and made the tactical decision to stop working
Watching a grown man without kids review a thousand dollar stroller is the type of dedication to tactical gear that would bring a tear to the eye of even the Beav-iest of Beavs out there. Congrats, Danny, you are clearly a camo man now.
Danny is slowly turning into a dad and this proves my point even more. Tucked in shirt into belted jeans? Buying a stroller? Calling himself daddy? I’m convinced he’s a closeted dad.
Baby chewbaka ending up in the bottom thing of the stroller is just another tactical safety precaution for situations where it has to hide from the enemy.
I'm not even kidding, there's psychological research into "strength-based" therapy that apparently is much more appealing to traditionally masculine men (I wrote a research paper about what needs to be changed in therapy marketing to attract young men but I wrote it all through one night so there's just certain flashback sequences I remember). I think you're onto something here.
you know, danny’s “stop trying to give birth at disney land” video was posted about 9 months ago. and now he’s looking at a TACTICAL stroller? one that can tackle curbs like a pro linebacker? who else thinks danny’s trying to give birth in disneyland
I’m rolling laughing at Danny flying over the stroller so many times. Just imagining a real parent with a real baby flying over their stroller randomly
The grown-up mode is for the situations where the dad gets injured in a warzone. Stroller protects the baby, who can now swap to push the dad to safety. It considers every possible scenario. Truly tactical.
See, the rocking is actually a genius design element: by not being a rigid frame, it reduces the impulse on the baby making it far safer when you slam those curbs like a pro linebacker. Truly, the most tactical of strollers.
Father of two here. My wife and I bought a stroller that has three seat options--one of which is the car seat you can take out of the car and put into the stroller. The other two being a carrier that converts from a bassinet and a toddler seat. It also has a cupholder. Paid $200 for that and it's been going strong for 3 years
Honestly, the number 1 rule in being a great tactical parent is being prepared, so, getting all the best tactical parent gear BEFORE the baby is even here shows how amazing of a tactical dad Danny is going to be. So proud! 👏🏾
Now all that’s left to do is pre-register that baby in a good baby fight club. The best baby fight clubs have ridiculously long waiting lists, so you want to get on them really early.
Danny's paternal outfit being too short is an accidental slay, we need more dad's in crop tops and low rise pants (obviously only in camo or else it would be too girly)
I don't understand how people look back at this video now and say "I knew it!" I have no problem believing Danny would buy and test a tactical stroller just for a vid 😂
They didn't even "know it" though. October babies are conceived in February. This was posted in January. Laura wouldn't have even known if she was pregnant by the time this video was finished 😂
Good point, especially when you consider how much time it would have taken to prepare for the video beforehand. Chances are they had decided they wanted a kid, but Laura wasn't pregnant yet when Danny started this video.
@@nomoretwitterhandles but they were probably trying to get pregnant. I think he wanted to buy a good stroller and write it off as a business expense 😅. It’s honestly genius
I may genuinely be mentally challenged. I read your comment and saw the word "dadny", and was like "what the hell's that mean? Why's she calling him that? Is that like Russian for 'dumbass'? That'd be kinda rude" Until I finally understood it's "dad Danny". Ye
sometimes i think i'm a good person, then i realise i've laughed the hardest i have in months because i watched a dude almost fall on his face, tumbling over a stroller
This. And I've not run with many strollers in my life, but if the tripping hazard isn't just Danny I could see some real trouble happening. Imagine trying to jog with your baby, or trying to run from a dangerous situation, and you wind up going head-over-heels-over-baby
yeah i dont think only having a bar to keep baby in place in a sitting stroller is a good idea, it might work for a toddler but for a wee baby you should be able to clip it in like in a car seat
Just imagine seeing your neighbor in his late 20s, with no children, suddenly running around in a camouflage suit with a camouflage stroller and a baby chewbacca with a gun sitting in it
2:27 actually i love that. excellent comedic decision. while the concept of a tactical stroller is ridiculous, i think we’re quibbling a bit about the marketing language, which is by and large perfectly serviceable
Gotta respect how Danny even went into Dad Mode to put the stroller together. I don't normally see my dad represented when people talk about dads but sturdy jeans, tucked-in black T-shirt and a belt are pretty much what he wears every day.
Nothing has made me want to relocate more than even the remote possibility of being able to watch Danny push a stroller with a gun-toting Chewbacca doll.
Holy shit dude, a baby doesn't usually get to be 20lbs until a year old, nevermind 25lbs+chewbaca+gun I guess you gotta account for like 8lbs of tactical gear for the baby tho so it makes sense
Someone witnessed a strange man running around the parking lot in a miniature gillie suit pushing a tactical stroller with a chew baca toy taped to a gun and weight and fact brings me immense joy.
My favorite thing about commentary channels is that they can take the smallest detail in whatever they’re analyzing and turn it into an intricate joke that becomes iconic in their communities. I love it here
This reminds me so much of that episode of The Office where Dwight tests out Jan's new stroller. "Twelve hundred dollars is what I spent on my whole bomb shelter. For that kind of money, this stroller should be indestructible!"
Having a Danny Marathon rn and it is the only thing cheering me up while I resist the urge to rip out my uterus and cry 😀. Thanks for the laughs Danny!
Tbh the stroller should just, not come with instructions. I’m sure is a liability though, so the first page of it should just be “we are disappointed in you.”
I used to have to duct tape my baby to my AR15 and carry that around. I felt like a fraud, though, because everyone who looked closely could see that the gun was unusable. But with this stroller, I will FINALLY be able to push my baby around AND use my gun at the same time! This is going to change everything for me!
or one of those weird guys who screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE A DOBERMAN AND LET YOUR WIFE DO THINGS THAT'S NO REAL MAN THAT'S NO ALPHA! :O" on twitter would buy and show everyone.
Can we get a round of applause for Danny’s perfect dadfit, the belted jeans and tucked shirt. He worked that look 👏🏾 bravo, Danny. Slay. But only with appropriate tactical gear.
As a parent with a child who is still able to fit in a stroller: I wish Danny would demo all kinds of baby products. I am still crying laughing, and I just really appreciate this video so much. 😂
@@danielalizcano6648 in case any parents are reading this wondering what stroller to get, I love my graco travel system. Super fast setup and the car seat snaps on top of the stroller, or the stroller can be used on its own once your child is bigger. I would love to see Danny react to more baby gear 😂
I like that the solution to the problem of "I have girls so everything is pink and purple" is to make a camouflage diaper bag rather than to just start buying things that are different colors for the babies.
Ok, a camo bag is a different color. There isn't anything wrong with liking camo, the problem becomes when they get weird about the color. Kinda like how you people are being about camo... so you loser are hypocrites
Fr like just buy darker colored baby stuff colors are an issue. Also, both strollers in the beginning are black, the only thing the tactical one had was a lil bit of camo lol
@@AleksandarBell It's honestly not that hard. Lots of baby stuff is gender neutral, especially these days but there's always been gender neutral baby stuff.
@@savannahreed3186 Tbh colours are gender neutral as well, pink was actually men's colour because it was from red and was seen as a strong colour, while blue was women's because of Mother Theresa I think or something like that. Gendering colours is dumb xD.
I also see dads with a good sense of humor buying this stroller and when their baby grows up he just shows this and tells them the ridiculousness of how it was marketed and to whom it was marketed towards
Wellll don’t leave us in suspense…. Yay or nay on the tactical stroller as the stroller chosen to stroll (tactically) with your future baby? And what does your husband think??😂😂 Kidding aside (haha ‘kidding’… I’ll see myself out) congrats and best wishes for your new little one 💜
I just imagine Danny going on the neighbourhood facebook group and being like "Does anyone want a stroller that cost a grand and a chewbacca doll? I'm done playing with them."
In the companies defense I did find their wearable baby carrier to be awesome. I just never really fit into the one my wife liked, so when I found one that fit I was just stoked to be able to go on hikes with my son comfortably. After a few months tho I got embarrassed by the bulletproof vest look and ended up decorating the thing with colorful patches, hanging baby toys all over it.
Damn that kinda sucks that the companies goal partially was to make everything less embarrassing and it made you feel embarrassed. I totally get it though it makes you look like a security guard with a baby in your uniform lol. But yeah the baby gear market should include more dad friendly gear!!
To be honest, as a woman. When I saw the bulletproof vest one it made me chuckle in a good way. It looked pretty cool. You know when you see something that’s so out of the ordinary. Happy that you found a way to be comfortable wearing it!
Why do y'all say everything is fragile masculinity or toxic masculinity? If a girl wants something to be be pink and girly when it doesn't have to be is that fragile femininity? No it's just making something speak to you and what you like so you enjoy using it more. What is wrong with that?
@@alwaysannoyedforever518 Because it doesn't advertise itself as a "cool camo stroller for people who like camo". It specifically mentions "you don't want to look like your WIFE huuuh looser? You want to look like a manly man and that's why you need camo!".
@@rat_grandpa That could be completely made up though. You've got to be a bit of a wrongun to think of this idea and try and make a business out of it lol
@@rat_grandpa and just from those few sentences you can tell its actually not the baby stuff that bothers him but associated femininity. "I was surrounded by pink and purple" ye, you have a little girl and most stuff for little girls is pink and purple dude. I wish baby stuff wasn't genderized but it is and it just comes with the territory of having a baby girl. But even something as neutral as rubber ducky on a diaper is too much for our manly man, because anything cute and about babies is feminine for him So the easiest and right conclusion is that he thinks being a parent is a womans work and he feels insecure doing it. Which is fucked up on so many levels, i hope he gets over it before his daughters grow up to find out their dad thinks less of them The stroller he presents is for men, not for babies, which.. the only function of it is that its for the baby A kickass tactical stroller doesnt have to have camo, but it should have something to ensure the toys dont fall off, because children kick them off constantly He didn't even mention anything about toy or food holders. Which are more important and tactical than masculine colors and insecure grown mans ego
danny tripping and falling w the stroller when he tried to run directly into an archery range is divine intervention lmao somewhere the commentary gods were like "yeah, no. we can't lose you over something this dumb."
Imagine seeing a man in a too small camouflage tactical suit violently ramming a stroller into a curb outside walmart
So a Tuesday?
I don't hafta imagine - I just did!
........ohhh you mean in person?
Haha
its walmart, thats not the weirdest thing happening there lolol
not even that out of place lol
I actually got this stroller as a gift last year, and I genuinely recommend it.
A few months ago, I left my baby girl in it for about 10 minutes while I was talking to another parent. When I turned back around, My sweet baby giggled and grinned at me proudly, 3 bodybuilding medals hanging around her swole neck. There was also a cash envelope on her lap. Needless to say, I was quite the proud mama that day.
Doctors say her testosterone levels are “alarmingly high” and “more than 40 grown men combined”, and that we “shouldn’t leave the door unlocked at night so she can go to her little competitions and make us money”, but I think they’re just jealous that my baby grows a better, fuller beard than any of them.
can confirm my father used this for me as a child and now i’m the rock
I fell into one of these and then was instantly able to deadlift a forklift.
@@dimitri7615 Amateur. After being in this stroller, I could deadfork a lift lift. Think before you brag.
I love the effort put into this comment 👏🏻
i was ready to ask what rich people you knew who would gift an almost $1000 pram and how i could become friends with these people
Danny felt so weird about buying baby gear without being a father that he decided to start a family. That's the kind of dedication that makes for a good dad
He got it after starting his family.
@@TrueSpace61 Weird, cuz he said himself that he found out during the filming of this video.
@@Avendesora found out, not decided to.
@@TrueSpace61 He still didn't get it after starting his family like you originally said lmao. This is a stupid goalpost to change, just take the L.
@Avendesora OK but technically he had already started his family if he found out during the video.
I wonder if, since becoming a father, Danny has encountered any situations in which he was ambushed by guerrilla fighter and had to protect his baby with this stroller
Happens to all parents😔
As a person that was previously a baby, I think this stroller is in fact very tactical .
Yoooo! You were a baby once? Did you get promoted to adult?
tactical in a sense of military-grade, because not all military-grade products are actually made with quality in mind but rather quantity for more soldiers to use, military-grade is just false marketing to make any soldier feel confident that they are carrying something hardcore like the military, the use of the word "tactical" stroller is just marketing to make people think they have something that is bada$$ that the military would use but again like the term military-grade it's not really built with quality in mind nor is it even remotely good compared to what a civilian product could do
@@placeholderdoe Maybe he was promoted to teenager. Who knows?
I'm so glad you recovered 🙏
The TAS (tactical assault stroller)
i was fully convinced for a few minutes this is going to be the weirdest pregnancy announcement on youtube
My husband said the same thing lol
I definitely thought that was just going to be the very last part of the video
Came to the comments to look for "congratulations" messages 🤣
Lol that's what I thought too 🤣
no me too
I notice you used the stroller/baby as a shield. As an actual dad with more experience with these things, I would like to point out another tactical use of a stroller: you can set them rolling as a distraction, allowing you to take out the hostiles while they're busy firing at the baby.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA IM DYINHGG
You mean the payload?
Payload*
You could also put a bomb in the stroller as a makeshift grenade
"I feel weird buying a stroller and not being a dad"
The universe really went "SAY LESS"
“One of them is wearing the wrong thing for wherever they’re going” is a hysterical line
@@weirdyoutubechannels no thnx m8, i only drink water
I choose to believe that Danny has enough of a reputation that when locals see a man pushing a stroller in circles while wearing camo in a parking lot they just know “oh, hey, that’s Danny”.
Or they think it is just some new age soy military training cause men arent allowed to be men anymore.
@RedStar 123 you commented twice, get outa here ya bot 😂😂
“There’s a strange guy over there throwing a baby doll into a tree” “oh yeah that’s just Danny, don’t worry about him”
I’m from Chicago too, I can tell you oddballs and weird people are nothing out of the ordinary here
@@KiloOne literally anywhere and everywhere there are people like that.
Danny going over the handlebar of a stroller TWICE is confidently the funniest thing I have ever seen
I couldn’t recover from that lmao
@@anna-jk99 Thats because of the stupid rotating wheels on the front-end and hard tyres. My kids used to push each other up and down the football field behind our house with each other in the old pram as fast as they could and never did those wheels spin sideways and anyone go -arse -over kite lol. They weren't designed to. The hard tires will absorb no pressure and tip hitting even the smallest object and I don't want to imagine what it might be like going up a flight of stairs. Slide off each step probably. There are prams and buggies around that are 40-50-60- yrs old and even if they're now used as carts they're still holding up.Thought a man had designed this and it might be built to last---more than 5 minutes. I'm disappointed.
I can't stop laughing at "OW MY BUTT!"
Same lol
literally hed to pause the video to regain my composure
Danny really bought a $1000 stroller and said "fuck it, might as well get a baby then"
He had to make it a combo
this makes it sound like he just bought a tactical baby at Walmart or something
I think the tactical stroller actually worked well in the woods, it detected that it was an archery range and that Danny was wearing camo and made the tactical decision to stop working
LMAO
Lol
Barbecue
sacrificing the baby in the process, which is a tactical decision based on the weight of the situation
@@thedeliveryboy1123 no the baby is also gonna be in full cameo
As someone who has been griping about the pink tax for ages, I'm happy to see the introduction of a game leveling camo tax.
Balance has been restored
finally two genders can be exploited by capitalism instead of just one
Oh the camo/cayote tax has been HUGE in the firearm/ gear world for awhile. Now that it’s becoming a lifestyle thing it’s just getting worse
@@bcc5701 Procreation happens more often than going to war I’d imagine
@@ewyes5935 in modern day, yeah, but wouldn’t that be a fascinating comparison to put up to question for history to answer? Lol
So glad they’re making all of this equipment! Thank god men can do things now.
Tac
@RedStar 123 you malfunctioned. You said the same thing twice bot.
Literally so happy Danny gave birth! So proud of him
Bruh 💀
Sadly these always happen to good comments 😢
Danny: “Then again I’ve never been a father”
His wife: “Not for long”
Watching a grown man without kids review a thousand dollar stroller is the type of dedication to tactical gear that would bring a tear to the eye of even the Beav-iest of Beavs out there. Congrats, Danny, you are clearly a camo man now.
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Who knows maybe they have a baby on the way 👀🫃🏻
Fr tho
@@_alauda_you literally predicted it
@@JigglyPuff_JesusChristLovesYou omg I rlly did predict it 😂
Oh- I thought it was a stroller FOR men, like Laura would be pushing Danny around in it at the park
With all the things he’s covered on this channel I was also fully expecting that
I also thought that from the title
my thoughts exactly!
Same lol
@@Jiyu_Starfam nice pfp
Danny is slowly turning into a dad and this proves my point even more. Tucked in shirt into belted jeans? Buying a stroller? Calling himself daddy? I’m convinced he’s a closeted dad.
Daddy Godzales
closeted dad is a crazy term
Laura definitely got him pregnant and he just hasn't found out yet
@@sixstringepic7052 yes
@@t.h496 fr 😭
I like how on his 2nd channel now that he’s a dad, he mentioned he prefers his other stroller he bought instead of this one
Which video?
Ha
Baby chewbaka ending up in the bottom thing of the stroller is just another tactical safety precaution for situations where it has to hide from the enemy.
It might be a major safety hazard but hey, you gotta keep the enemy guessing. Never let them know your next move
@@v.xien. I don't think it would happen with an actual baby, after all that doll is not shaped like a real baby so.
@@bagelbra1n yeah it was a joke bagel brain
@@bagelbra1n yea it's a joke ya lil weasel butt
It's a feature, not a glitch 😂
I’m just sad the “stroller for men”isn’t a stroller that I, a man, can sit in
How is this not pinned?!
Haha verified account with 2 comments and 28 likes
This is precisely what I was expecting from the title.
False advertising.
@@melbapeach162 well he changed it now lol
I now genuinely believe if therapy was called "interrogation",these men will actually go fix their trauma
I mean it does sound cooler
What trauma?
"What? You think I'm not strong enough to resist interrogation?! I'll go and show you what a real man looks like!"
I'm not even kidding, there's psychological research into "strength-based" therapy that apparently is much more appealing to traditionally masculine men (I wrote a research paper about what needs to be changed in therapy marketing to attract young men but I wrote it all through one night so there's just certain flashback sequences I remember). I think you're onto something here.
@@Groggle7141 the trauma that some men have
He can finally ram his son into curbs. ❤ congrats Danny
Like a pro line backer
danny saying "im trying to think of the most tactical way to open this box" and immediately pulling out a gun and shooting it killed me 💀💀
oh shit you were in the box??
@@nicolle2126 LMAOO
I think he confused "most tactical way" with "most American way". Honest mistake.
@@nicolle2126 😭lol
@@marioman1242 LMFAO- FR
Imagine Danny’s son discovering his dads old videos and seeing an entire video where he spends $1000 on the stroller you grew up with
and then proceeds to destroy it
Or daughter, haha
Lmao
imagine it's not even the stroller he ends up using
If Danny's children discover his videos this won't even be the weirdest thing they find... how about the one with him humping the ground? Lol
Watching this video after their son was born makes it 1000x funnier.
So... hear me out. I'm a mom to be who has watched a lot of stroller reviews, and this was a top tier, very informative review.
Have any of the other reviews talked about how the stroller would fare in a combat setting? I think not!
I was thinking the same thing 😂 I hope Danny would review more things 😂
I was thinking the same thing like please try more baby products.
congrats!
Congratulations!!
you know, danny’s “stop trying to give birth at disney land” video was posted about 9 months ago. and now he’s looking at a TACTICAL stroller? one that can tackle curbs like a pro linebacker? who else thinks danny’s trying to give birth in disneyland
OH SHIT you cracked the secret message!!!!!
Critical thinking skills at work here
this is for the veterans to the birthing game mentioned in the disney video LMAO
YOUR MIND???? I think you’re onto something
THIS AGED LIKE FINE WINE
danny accidentally manifesting his own child through this video is so funny to me
I bet they’d just found out or had just started trying around when this he posted
I believe this was around the time she got pregnant so I'm sure he already knew ❤
@@swordinthestone313 people don't usually know the exact week they get pregnant lol it's after 4-6 weeks unless they were trying.
@@samaraisnt well they were probably trying for a baby around this time
@@swordinthestone313 October babies are conceived in February, not mid January. :)
Adding a gun to a dumbell taped onto a chewbacca toy and calling it a tactical baby is absolutely inspired
I’m rolling laughing at Danny flying over the stroller so many times. Just imagining a real parent with a real baby flying over their stroller randomly
That sounds terrifying.
bruh literally im actually crying
It has actually happened to me, 90% terrifying, 10% hilarious
(Toddler was fine 😅)
@@TheBenenen My brother actually did this when I was a baby and I have a huge scar on my head from it where I had to have 7 stitches💀
@@m0bz0mb39 lmao I’m sorry though, I’m glad your here to tell us this now. Thank you for your sacrifice 😂
Finally, the perfect device for you to carry Kurtis around
Yes.
💀
Real
💀💅
Make this a top comment now
The grown-up mode is for the situations where the dad gets injured in a warzone. Stroller protects the baby, who can now swap to push the dad to safety. It considers every possible scenario. Truly tactical.
See, the rocking is actually a genius design element: by not being a rigid frame, it reduces the impulse on the baby making it far safer when you slam those curbs like a pro linebacker. Truly, the most tactical of strollers.
the comedic timing of you running past the do not enter sign and immediately falling over is amazing
I was eating and got choked on my food. It was literally killing me
Will Danny ever stop finding absurd tactical products? We may never know
He clearly never well, especially now since he has a child: Kurtis Gooden
@redstar1239no he didn’t stop saying that on every top comment
As long as tacticool remains a thing overcompensating insecure men buy, no.
Yes. Once the series decreases in viewership
I certainly hope not. How will I know how to improve my baby warfare?
Father of two here. My wife and I bought a stroller that has three seat options--one of which is the car seat you can take out of the car and put into the stroller. The other two being a carrier that converts from a bassinet and a toddler seat. It also has a cupholder. Paid $200 for that and it's been going strong for 3 years
But does it have rubber duckies on it?
If it doesn’t have camo on it you are not a true man.
My second baby is on the way and I'd love to know which stroller you bought because it sounds like exactly what we need! 🙏🏾
Is it tactical tho?
Only one cup holder? Pathetic.
Danny: it feels kind of weird to get this stroller without actually having a kid
Laura: on it
Honestly, the number 1 rule in being a great tactical parent is being prepared, so, getting all the best tactical parent gear BEFORE the baby is even here shows how amazing of a tactical dad Danny is going to be. So proud! 👏🏾
He hasn’t even conceived the thing 😭
Now all that’s left to do is pre-register that baby in a good baby fight club. The best baby fight clubs have ridiculously long waiting lists, so you want to get on them really early.
Tactical daddy danny
I’m in tears that the only “masculine” things Danny can think of are legos and IPA
And he could barely think of IPA 😂
How could he forget the dinosaurs
@@mustbetheSUN & trucks
@@finx3 what about the muscles?
Camping maybe?? Hunting? Footbasebasketball?
Danny's paternal outfit being too short is an accidental slay, we need more dad's in crop tops and low rise pants (obviously only in camo or else it would be too girly)
this is the best comment.
the exposed midriff >>>>
Daddy Gonzalez
@@ShanemanFP lol my
22:28 in retrospect is HILARIOUS given the time between this video and the pregnancy announcement lol
no, bc he really sealed it with the universe that he was gonna have a kid when he bought this
I wonder if he uses the tactical stroller for his baby
I don't understand how people look back at this video now and say "I knew it!" I have no problem believing Danny would buy and test a tactical stroller just for a vid 😂
Lol true. The announcement threw me a loop for this exact reason.
They didn't even "know it" though. October babies are conceived in February. This was posted in January. Laura wouldn't have even known if she was pregnant by the time this video was finished 😂
Good point, especially when you consider how much time it would have taken to prepare for the video beforehand. Chances are they had decided they wanted a kid, but Laura wasn't pregnant yet when Danny started this video.
@@nomoretwitterhandles but they were probably trying to get pregnant. I think he wanted to buy a good stroller and write it off as a business expense 😅. It’s honestly genius
Once he fell in love with Chewbacca it was a sure thing. Alternatively, he looked at that price tag and said, well better use it.
yo, this stroller was so good that he decided to have a child just so he can put them in it
Btw we should also respect that Danny should, and probably will keep his babies face off of the Internet!
😂
Walking into an archery range wearing camo was brave. Thank you for your service Capt Dan that was truly selfless 🇺🇸🦅
And it was hilarious 😂
One of the best parts of the video tho tbh lmao
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yeah, but like, do not do that. Super cool way to get yourself hurt.
hunter sees baby stroller moving through forest by itself..... shoots it
Danny's kid watching this in 10-15 years and this part comes up 22:40
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i honestly haven't laughed this hard in months. watching danny fall has truly made my entire week. thank u for ur service, dadny.
I may genuinely be mentally challenged. I read your comment and saw the word "dadny", and was like "what the hell's that mean? Why's she calling him that? Is that like Russian for 'dumbass'? That'd be kinda rude"
Until I finally understood it's "dad Danny". Ye
I laughed so hard the entire paintball part 🤣🤣🤣
Yes same this is the funniest video hes made in a while I laughed so hard it's more like his older videos which I looove
I giggled to the point of hiccups when he bought the tactical baby outfit that was too small
sometimes i think i'm a good person, then i realise i've laughed the hardest i have in months because i watched a dude almost fall on his face, tumbling over a stroller
On a real note, the “baby” falling through into the bottom basket is a HUGE safety risk and lawsuit waiting to happen
This. And I've not run with many strollers in my life, but if the tripping hazard isn't just Danny I could see some real trouble happening. Imagine trying to jog with your baby, or trying to run from a dangerous situation, and you wind up going head-over-heels-over-baby
yeah i dont think only having a bar to keep baby in place in a sitting stroller is a good idea, it might work for a toddler but for a wee baby you should be able to clip it in like in a car seat
@@ciciamanda. There was a proper seatbelt though, it just probably wasn't made for the baby Chewbacca + dumbbell + gun baby that Danny had.
At least they put the baby catcher
@@IHadSoManyIngots oh i didnt see that. Well they still shoulve kept the chewbacca+dumbbel+gun babies in mind, theyre kids too you know
Just imagine seeing your neighbor in his late 20s, with no children, suddenly running around in a camouflage suit with a camouflage stroller and a baby chewbacca with a gun sitting in it
Honestly, I'd probably just assume he's doing it for social media. I've been here too long, anything extra strange can be explained that way 😂
“Chubaka”
chubaka
Honestly if I didn’t already know how to spell Chewbacca I’d probably spell it the way you did too
“chubaka” sounds like some weeb calling you a ‘baka,’
2:27 actually i love that. excellent comedic decision. while the concept of a tactical stroller is ridiculous, i think we’re quibbling a bit about the marketing language, which is by and large perfectly serviceable
The therapy for men = interrogation joke had me laughing out loud 😭🤣
Honestly, I'd pay for that service.
I think he's onto something though.
Why can I actually see someone paying for that
Betterhelp has ads aimed at men. Not that extreme, but not that far off
The fact that so many men would actually use it, especially the middle aged dads
Remember guys there is nothing more badass then being a good dad
And a tactical dad is a good dad. I only parent with my ar15 and full camo.
You know what’s much manlier than a tactical stroller? A man who’s emotionally secure enough to not need one.
Nothing more bad ass than looking like you're in an active war zone while walking your kid
Preach
look at my banner for lemonade!!!
This is cute. He's going to be a good dad. As long as he doesn't drive the stroller like he does in this video.
I cant stop thinking about Danny pushing his future baby down the street then ramming it into a curb as hard as possible
Hopefully he doesn't feel the need to tackle curbs like a linebacker.
@@QuickIguana or else the baby's gonna be shaking around in its seat like an Italian Greyhound the entire time
that baby better be a tactical baby
@@insomaniac1796 it will be
As a grown man with no kids it was really weird watching another guy with no kids put together a stroller for 20 mins but I had fun
As a mom though I actually want to buy this😂
Nvm it's almost $1000💀💀💀
@@m0bz0mb39 but what happens if your baby is in danger from snipers?????? Better safe than sorry
@@tester1991 *adds to cart*
@@m0bz0mb39 lol theres a stroller that's a thousand dollars with like no storage space.
10:24 "One of them is wearing the wrong thing for wherever they're going" I'm absolutely dying 🤣🤣🤣
Gotta respect how Danny even went into Dad Mode to put the stroller together. I don't normally see my dad represented when people talk about dads but sturdy jeans, tucked-in black T-shirt and a belt are pretty much what he wears every day.
He nailed the dad fashion!
I hope he also accessorizes with a gopro on his head
@@ponyolovesham8832 He learned from reviewing dads on his second channel
Nothing has made me want to relocate more than even the remote possibility of being able to watch Danny push a stroller with a gun-toting Chewbacca doll.
Honestly got me sold ngl
@MSMEG IX wtf these bots are outta pocket 😭😭
The visual of Danny bouncing up and down and saying "Daddy, it hurts" is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Thanks for that.
Speak for yourself.... that, a tub of margarine, and a 5 pack of organic Kolbassa sausages is all I need for a perfect weekend.
That scene was quite uh something
@@mfitzburger5137 what the fuck..?
Finally Denny and Logan pail's s3x tape leaked
When did that happen lol
Holy shit dude, a baby doesn't usually get to be 20lbs until a year old, nevermind 25lbs+chewbaca+gun
I guess you gotta account for like 8lbs of tactical gear for the baby tho so it makes sense
I hope Danny knows that if he ever has kids, everyone is definitely going to say it's because he bought this stroller and had to get his money's worth
I have a feeling he already has a kid OTW if he’s getting stroller ads and bought one
Lol
@@elfiqueadaeze1944 that’s exactly what I was thinking
@@elfiqueadaeze1944 i was literally just looking for one comment to say the same thing i was thinking
@@elfiqueadaeze1944 for real when he said he needed to test the stroller I was fully expecting him to be like "surprise! This is our brand new baby"
Someone witnessed a strange man running around the parking lot in a miniature gillie suit pushing a tactical stroller with a chew baca toy taped to a gun and weight and fact brings me immense joy.
I like to think someone saw him in the woods, too
My favorite thing about commentary channels is that they can take the smallest detail in whatever they’re analyzing and turn it into an intricate joke that becomes iconic in their communities. I love it here
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So weird rewatching this video now that Danny is a father.
The "manly man waterboarding therapy" idea is gonna live rent free in my head for a few days, thanks Drew
That idea legit has legs
Sounds like a Stanzi sketch
@@bananawitchcraft wait thats so true 😭
@@bananawitchcraft LMFAOO REAL
You mean thanks Danny lol?
My anxiety levels spiked so high seeing Danny go into an ARCHERY RANGE while wearing CAMO. I was honestly waiting for an arrow to come flying at him
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I know wtf LOL
To be fair though I doubt anyone would actually be doing archery in an outdoor range in the middle of Illinois winter
As an award winning archer we aim at the target not people in camo
@@spygod10 as an amateur archer, when I see someone in camo it’s on sight
This reminds me so much of that episode of The Office where Dwight tests out Jan's new stroller. "Twelve hundred dollars is what I spent on my whole bomb shelter. For that kind of money, this stroller should be indestructible!"
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OH YOU ARE SO RIGHT
YES OMG LOL
That was my first thought 😂
oh THATS what this reminded me of, i knew it was something
Having a Danny Marathon rn and it is the only thing cheering me up while I resist the urge to rip out my uterus and cry 😀. Thanks for the laughs Danny!
Danny throwing the instructions away was the most dad part of the video
Hmmm maybe he really is perganante
@@msd7544 will stoller hurt baby top of his head?
@@catrinacoons390 Babby will be just fine, me thinks
Tbh the stroller should just, not come with instructions. I’m sure is a liability though, so the first page of it should just be “we are disappointed in you.”
😂😂
If Danny was trying to convince Laura NOT to have kids, this video probably did the job
@RedStar 123 ...
@RedStar 123 npc
@@megangustafson4829 It's a bot, it's not gonna see your replies
@@jessequeen4550 sooo. npc 😭
@@jessequeen4550 So its an actual npc
I was going to abandon my family because everything was way too girly but this product made me want to be part of my daughter's life
I used to have to duct tape my baby to my AR15 and carry that around. I felt like a fraud, though, because everyone who looked closely could see that the gun was unusable.
But with this stroller, I will FINALLY be able to push my baby around AND use my gun at the same time! This is going to change everything for me!
So this is why my dad left me, I should probably send a link to this product so he can come back
Ahh so that's why my dad never loved me!
I know right? LOL
@@perplexed1783 damn that's deep but honestly same
this is so much funnier to rewatch now that danny is a father, like can you imagine his son seeing this in the future? hilarious, he'll love it
the obsessive way danny needs to take the things he is testing to the extreme just brings me life everytime
Comfort TH-camr fr
I agree with this statement
look at my banner for lemonade!!!
I'm genuinely amazed by how Danny can make a video out of anything and manage to still make it really entertaining
Imagine this is the way Danny is letting us know he’s going to have a child
thats what i was thinking 🧐🧐
Hmmm👀 sus😂😂😂
I WAS LIKE IS ANYONE ELSE THINKING HE IS TRYING TO ELUDE US TO SOMETHING HERE😂😂❤
i literally thought so
Nah this was on my bingo card of 2023 soo😎😏
The advertisement around this stroller has a vibe of "I'm a dad who is insecure about his masculinity."
This feels exactly like the type of product an Army vet with a "rules for dating my daughter" shirt would buy
Kaitlin Bennet definitely has a dad like this
or one of those weird guys who screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE A DOBERMAN AND LET YOUR WIFE DO THINGS THAT'S NO REAL MAN THAT'S NO ALPHA! :O" on twitter would buy and show everyone.
@RedStar 123 dude stop LMAO spam lying isn't going to make anyone want to watch your videos
yeah
I love that Danny really got into his dad character with that outfit whilst he was putting the stroller together
tucked in shirt on point only missing the leather house slippers
Can we get a round of applause for Danny’s perfect dadfit, the belted jeans and tucked shirt. He worked that look 👏🏾 bravo, Danny. Slay. But only with appropriate tactical gear.
Definitely read "a round of applesauce" whoops haha
yes he looks great
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Danny, not to diss your other videos but you have to know that the flash cards joke absolutely slays me literally EVERY SINFLE TIME
After Danny announcing that he'll become a dad, this video suddenly starts to make sense
Yup
WHEN DID HE ANNOUNCE THIS??
I did the math, she’s been pregnant for 3 months, this video came out three months ago-
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@@lilaselden4897 the baby is due in October so she’s around 4 months
As a parent with a child who is still able to fit in a stroller: I wish Danny would demo all kinds of baby products. I am still crying laughing, and I just really appreciate this video so much. 😂
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You mean...the asset or payload products? ROTF
Have you seen the stroler that becomes a baby car seat? it feels like the perfect product
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@@danielalizcano6648 in case any parents are reading this wondering what stroller to get, I love my graco travel system. Super fast setup and the car seat snaps on top of the stroller, or the stroller can be used on its own once your child is bigger.
I would love to see Danny react to more baby gear 😂
I can’t explain it but the commercials give off the biggest “Dad is left to take care of his own children and calls it babysitting.” Energy
@RedStar 123 why are you lying
I’ve seen this video a dozen times and the way Danny stumbles and falls over the stroller NEVER fails to make me laugh
This is the "I call watching my own child babysitting" fleet of tactical strollers
As a baby, I can confirm, this is the most tactical stroller I've ever seen
Edit: googoo gaagaa
lol
can confirm, i was the baby's eyes
edit: [vision sounds]
this fits under amy’s comment so well
As a tactical stroller, I can confirm you are a baby
As the concept of tactics, I can confirm it is the most stroller I’ve ever seen.
as a greg, i am very shocked that danny didnt ask us whats up. it reminds me of when kurtis forgot to give us an extra greeting
Dear god, it's gonna be Kurtis Conner is Over Party all over again.
Danny Gonzalez is Over
Not just that he never called us Greg even once in the entire video :(
"neck deep in pink and purple" 100% sounds like a rancid euphemism for like something grimace would be marketing on grindr
i am madly in love with you
@@lasagnalover_69 no......what are we Doing ......... (stops making out with you passionately on the hot sand) we have to get off this island gartheld
I am madly in hate with you
I like that the solution to the problem of "I have girls so everything is pink and purple" is to make a camouflage diaper bag rather than to just start buying things that are different colors for the babies.
Ok, a camo bag is a different color. There isn't anything wrong with liking camo, the problem becomes when they get weird about the color. Kinda like how you people are being about camo... so you loser are hypocrites
Fr like just buy darker colored baby stuff colors are an issue. Also, both strollers in the beginning are black, the only thing the tactical one had was a lil bit of camo lol
The diaper bag my mom had was always black it’s not even hard to find he just didn’t like looking I think
@@AleksandarBell It's honestly not that hard. Lots of baby stuff is gender neutral, especially these days but there's always been gender neutral baby stuff.
@@savannahreed3186 Tbh colours are gender neutral as well, pink was actually men's colour because it was from red and was seen as a strong colour, while blue was women's because of Mother Theresa I think or something like that.
Gendering colours is dumb xD.
I work at an amusement park and once saw this dad sitting in his kid's stroller while waiting for his kid. It was the highlight of my day
amusement parks need more free places to sit
@@efnfen are there places to sit that AREN'T free??????
@@allyrose6437 most of the places to sit are places to eat food so, in a way, yes. But free probably means vacant here
@@efnfen ya it would help me not have to get after people for sitting on the little fences
I also see dads with a good sense of humor buying this stroller and when their baby grows up he just shows this and tells them the ridiculousness of how it was marketed and to whom it was marketed towards
I honestly think calling therapy interrogation for men would genuinely get us some where
tactical interrogation. gotta let them know it’s gonna be military tough
I can promise you, most men who'd buy this kind of this probably already think of normal therapy as interrogation.
AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL?! *stabs you in the thigh*
And everything is the same as a regular therapy appointment except they're inside of a tank in the middle of a field.
DO YOU THINK YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH YOUR MOTHER MEANT THAT YOU BECAME AFRAID TO CREATE INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS?
THE TRAUMA, TELL US WHAT IT MEANS!
As a pregnant woman, this isn’t the stroller review my husband and I asked for but it’s the stroller review we needed 😂 ❤
I hope everything goes well!!!
Congratulations 💕 Take care
Wellll don’t leave us in suspense…. Yay or nay on the tactical stroller as the stroller chosen to stroll (tactically) with your future baby? And what does your husband think??😂😂
Kidding aside (haha ‘kidding’… I’ll see myself out) congrats and best wishes for your new little one 💜
I hope your baby comes out healthy and grow up to be a wonderful person
@@jenniferlynn120 lmao you sound like a fun person to be around 😂💐
I just imagine Danny going on the neighbourhood facebook group and being like "Does anyone want a stroller that cost a grand and a chewbacca doll? I'm done playing with them."
this baby gear was so good they decided they needed to put a real baby in it
In the companies defense I did find their wearable baby carrier to be awesome. I just never really fit into the one my wife liked, so when I found one that fit I was just stoked to be able to go on hikes with my son comfortably. After a few months tho I got embarrassed by the bulletproof vest look and ended up decorating the thing with colorful patches, hanging baby toys all over it.
Aw, that's cute!
Yeah I wish there were more options for bigger/more masculine bodies for baby wearing
Damn that kinda sucks that the companies goal partially was to make everything less embarrassing and it made you feel embarrassed. I totally get it though it makes you look like a security guard with a baby in your uniform lol.
But yeah the baby gear market should include more dad friendly gear!!
To be honest, as a woman. When I saw the bulletproof vest one it made me chuckle in a good way. It looked pretty cool. You know when you see something that’s so out of the ordinary. Happy that you found a way to be comfortable wearing it!
@@leylies2417 I know I've seen the overalls that are meant to carry babies
The fact this is for men with such fragile masculinity, but then Danny bounces on the stroller going, "Daddy, please, it hurts".. thats just great
time stamp pls
Why do y'all say everything is fragile masculinity or toxic masculinity? If a girl wants something to be be pink and girly when it doesn't have to be is that fragile femininity? No it's just making something speak to you and what you like so you enjoy using it more. What is wrong with that?
what's fragile masculinity?
@@alwaysannoyedforever518 Because it doesn't advertise itself as a "cool camo stroller for people who like camo". It specifically mentions "you don't want to look like your WIFE huuuh looser? You want to look like a manly man and that's why you need camo!".
@Majin Perez It's a phrase used for Men who are afraid to do "girly" or feminine things because it makes them think they are weak
"Tactical baby gear" was most definitely made by some guy who refers to taking care of his child as "babysitting"
And as a huge favour to the mom
Idk I don’t think those kind of dads would even care enough in the first place lol.
danny literally read the guys about page.... why needlessly slander strangers. mans just got bad taste is all
@@rat_grandpa That could be completely made up though. You've got to be a bit of a wrongun to think of this idea and try and make a business out of it lol
@@rat_grandpa and just from those few sentences you can tell its actually not the baby stuff that bothers him but associated femininity. "I was surrounded by pink and purple" ye, you have a little girl and most stuff for little girls is pink and purple dude. I wish baby stuff wasn't genderized but it is and it just comes with the territory of having a baby girl.
But even something as neutral as rubber ducky on a diaper is too much for our manly man, because anything cute and about babies is feminine for him
So the easiest and right conclusion is that he thinks being a parent is a womans work and he feels insecure doing it. Which is fucked up on so many levels, i hope he gets over it before his daughters grow up to find out their dad thinks less of them
The stroller he presents is for men, not for babies, which.. the only function of it is that its for the baby
A kickass tactical stroller doesnt have to have camo, but it should have something to ensure the toys dont fall off, because children kick them off constantly
He didn't even mention anything about toy or food holders. Which are more important and tactical than masculine colors and insecure grown mans ego
I can’t believe Danny had a baby just so he could use this stroller 💀
danny tripping and falling w the stroller when he tried to run directly into an archery range is divine intervention lmao somewhere the commentary gods were like "yeah, no. we can't lose you over something this dumb."