The fact that you describe being a parent as 'get to' take care of your baby instead of 'have to' already makes you one of the top tier parents in the whole world. I literally got tears in my eyes.
Honestly feels like a hoax… this baby clearly has 3 hands. Two baby sized and one adult sized hand, and that instagram picture was him trying to gaslight us into thinking that third hand was actually his.
I think you have mistaken this for his main channel, this is actually his second channel where he likes to be goofy and wacky. Hope this clears thing up for you
It warms my heart that Danny speaks so highly of parenthood. It feels like people always seem to voice their regrets about being a parent both online and in real life, and it's nice to hear someone actually appreciate their child being in their life.
People voice their regrets because parenthood is hardcore pushed onto every person alive. You're right though; it's so frequent you hear about bad parents, this is pretty refreshing. Though, obviously, it's easy to say these things on camera. We don't know how Danny and Laura are off-camera. But I have no reason to think they're bad parents lol
It's worth noting that Danny is very well off which alleviates a ton of pressure...housing, food, travel, health...that all kinda relies on getting paid. Don't really like the vibe of thinking people who voiced some regrets online are terrible parents when they just...vented online. Danny isn't really going to vent publicly on a channel that's not really about taking anything seriously. It's also very worth telling others what the genuine struggles of parenthood are so they don't rush into it with a skewed idea of how it is, or feel they're doing something wrong when they're struggling with things no one else seems to be struggling with. Jsjs.
@@PointsofDataright and it's really sweet that he's so happy soundin to be a parent but anyone who has a hard time ≠ bad parent. im not a parent myself since i'm SUPER young too ijbol but i loved himym and have rewatched it multiple times; lily's admission to ted that it gets hard and she gets tempted to just "run away" despite loving her child and husband feels so raw because as a character she's had these hopes and dreams that she never got to accomplish (as of that point in the show). like it's so human to just have those feelings, but it doesnt diminish her or anyone else who might feel that way, even if you would feel offended, but she and danny are just two of the many takes you can have because parenting isnt an easy thing i assume!! and there's more to say but blahblahblah it's 5 am and i'm 2 years old (joking)
@@PointsofData ? this commenter didn’t imply or give any vibe that people who vent online abt parenthood are terrible parents? they just said it was nice to hear a parent talking abt enjoying parenthood bc, as u said, a lot of the time ppl just need to vent their frustrations online, so we don’t hear a lot of the nice moments that come with parenting.
@@Bri-lk7re Well he’s not a youtube family, he’s a TH-camr with a family. I think the closest thing to a drama free youtube family is pewdiepie, but even then he is still the main part of the channel.
Danny, I don’t know if you read these comments but THANK YOU FOR NOT SHOWING YOUR SONS FACE! Keeping your kid safe should be your number 1 priority and I respect you for doing that.
Right! It seems like common sense, but you'd be surprised how many internet parents don't take the slightest precautions for their children's wellbeing.
Yeah, and not just for security, i could imagine when this person grows up they would not 100% like that they were shown online without their consent. It's like showing album photos to their friends, but much worse
With all due respect (witch is nun, but eye dye grass), that's not really a concern with super young kids since they don't have meaningful social lives outside the household and nobody is going to recognize them anyway by the time they do.
I had a dream a couple of weeks ago that Danny helped me change a blown out tire on my car. Thank you for astral projecting into my dream just to help me out. You're a real one.
@@boy_girl_cat_party1824 or maybe his kid is taking the mantle of being a sleep paralysis demon. Now that I think of it, there was a random baby in my sleep paralysis dream.
I had a dream a couple weeks ago where I was hanging out with Danny and he was really embarrassed coz he'd accidentally joined the IRA and was wearing an "I ❤ IRA" T-shirt. I have no idea where this dream came from lol 😅
THATS MY BABY!! she was in fact watching and she loved your song thank you king 🙏🏻 but I hope you know she is genuinely obsessed with danny like she doesn’t care about anything else on a screen she was literally babbling at danny’s face before us
8:53 I love this part of the video because Danny’s baby is gonna see this when they’re older and see their dad bragging on them without giving up their privacy or anything. I’m so glad that a child gets to grow up with you as a father Danny. Congratulations to you and Laura.
the person with the baby actually replied to someone saying that the baby doesnt care for kurtis, they hate drew and start crying whenever they play his videos the baby is a true greg.
that person's baby and my cat would get along great, except my cat hates danny so much she stepped on my laptop and fast forwarded a video i was watching while looking me dead in the eyes.
The Whiplash is the third arm the player obtains, dropped by V2 V2 after its death in 4-4: Clair de Soleil. It's a green arm, multi-jointed arm with a spear on the tip of the hand. The default key to use the Whiplash is R. When used, it will throw out a hook that deals 0.2 damage and retracts after a short time. This hook will either snatch Light enemies and hurl them towards the player or pull the player towards Medium/Heavy enemies and Whiplash Hookpoints. Holding down its keybind will make the hook travel for a longer amount of time before retracting, or will stop the player from grappling onto any enemies and Whiplash Hookpoints that it is attached onto. The Whiplash can also snatch the Rocket Launcher Rocket Launcher's Rockets. Punching with either the Feedbacker or the Knuckleblaster will cancel the Whiplash's snatch or grapple, however snatched enemies and players who have grappled onto a Medium/Heavy enemy or Whiplash Hookpoint will retain the Whiplash's momentum. Stalkers Stalkers will take no damage from the Whiplash's hook, however they can still be grappled onto. The Hideous Mass Hideous Mass's and the Leviathan Leviathan's armour will make the Whiplash's hook bounce away from it. Coins Coins will have their momentum reset and be bounced upwards when hit with the Whiplash's hook. Corpses of Malicious Face Malicious Face and Gutterman Gutterman can be grappled onto with the Whiplash's hook. Dying Mindflayer Mindflayer can be snatched, which will also slightly increase time before Mindflayer blows up.
"any parent will tell you this", believe me, a lot of parents would not and it is very refreshing to hear you talk about parenthood that way. Your child is going to have a life abundant in love ❤️
my parents would *definitely* not tell you that. i'm glad that danny is a good father and there's a kid in the world with a good parent that clearly and truly loves them. the world really need more dad likes him out here.
exactly, it melted my heart knowing that means hes just surrounded by amazing supportive and loving people if hes saying that. because I'm not and never have been, and my mother has been abusive my whole life, so my view of parents and such is almost always negative.
@@Mama_Bear524 people started being weird when danny had the kid, and then weird with posts talking about danny and drews wifes, “same person” jokes going too far, a ton of 12 year olds joining and starting drama. etc
love how Danny never says his son's name. keep it up, man! i don't wanna see or know any form of information about him. let him grow up peacefully without any social media exposure 👏👏👏
yes!!! we don’t need to form a parasocial bond with a baby that doesn’t even know what internet is yet. he can just be Baby Dan in our minds, someone that he mentions in videos from time to time that never shows up onscreen like Robert
Danny should fill his baby's nursery with counterfeit Danny merch. The colors are vibrant and the shipping is fast. It will be great for lil Greg's development.
GUYS IM THE GUYS WITH THE GLAG OMG IM SO HAPPY IM THE THUMBNAIL AND IM LITERALLY SO HAPPY IVE BEEN AN OG FAN SINCE GINE I LOVE YOU DANNY ITS A CUSTOM FLAG
5:50 Damn i just thought about how babies learn the voice of parents by hearing it often in the womb. But some people arent talkative. Imagine some Greg's baby reacting more positively to Dannys voice because they heard it more than their actual parent
The Robert business model is a godsend. These videos can genuinely be the best part of my day and you have seemed so much more relaxed and natural. Keep on keepin on Danny
I'm actually so relieved the slime was actually pudding because all this time I've been worrying about it obviously going into Danny's mouth. Thank you for putting this now years-long concern to rest, fr
A lot of the comments are focused on the wholesome nature of Danny's outlook on parenting, which is of course fantastic. I'm glad their parenting experience has been positive and their kid is likely to have a very positive family environment, which has been unfortunately lacking in a lot of our lives. However I would also like to state for those parents struggling, that struggle doesnt make you a bad parent. A lot of factors can make parenting difficult for both parent and child including financial hardship, mental health/neuroligcal differences, lack of support systems, unsafe/unhealthy environments, usually a compounding of several of these and probably more examples I've missed. We're all doing the best we can, and its just as important to recognize those efforts and struggles as it is to praise those doing well 💝
6:17 i wasn’t even crying and I am not a baby but the song made me stop crying instantly, even though I wasn’t even crying nor am I a baby. That’s some talent you have!
You saying that fatherhood was the best part of your life, just about melted my heart. It genuinely fills me with joy to see people enjoy parenthood-- and especially fatherhood. I hope that feeling never leaves you two ❤
endless respect to you for keeping your sons face and information offline. so many creators are so casual about showing their children just because they’re in the public eye and that’s so fucking dangerous, you seem to be very dedicated to the safety and happiness of your kid and i didn’t expect any less from you tbh
Daw, I loved hearing you talk about your baby, because I'm about to be a dad too (due late May) and I'm so excited! Kids are awesome, the world needs more happy, loved kids.
danny: 8:58 “i mean being a parent is, i mean any parent will tell you this” me: “ah yeah its hard and maybe shitty” danny: “, being a parent is literally the best” me: “….do my parents hate me…?”
I'm still not over the fake minecraft speedrun danny... I was there for every livestream, rooting for you... and what did I get...? Betrayal. Absolute betrayel.
A perfect parallel to the baby being soothed; when my cat was a kitten and had to take a car ride, I would put Drew Gooden videos on my phone in her crate to calm her down. I tried Danny and Kurtis videos but Drew is the only one that captivates her attention.
As someone who wants to be a dad hearing Danny talk about his experience so far of being a baby and seeing how happy it makes him was so wholesome and I look forward to having little Greg’s of my own someday
I'm so glad you hired Robert! I love getting more content without worrying we the fans are pressuring you to not get enough time with your family now. I'm glad you're both enjoying parenting!
We had our first baby at 23 a week before I turned 24. 11 years later and seeing new parents always brings me back. People like danny and Cody ko are just the coolest dads ever. Chill and funny af plus kind hearted all thing perfect things a parents needs to be.
Feel like Danny may be lowkey creeped out by a lot of the people in his subreddit. He doesn’t highlight the truly unhinged posts in his videos, but there’s a lot of really parasocial/obsessive stuff on there.
i'd be too. way too many posts treating him like they know him personally, its weird. also 90% of the jokes there are not very funny, just danny lookalikes that are completely satire, like its a fucking pumpkin or some shit💀 edit: nvm. danny is a legal pumpkin, almost forgot
i will always give youtubers the benefit of the doubt when they have children!! you guys are human too and need time to adjust to the situation. i’m so glad everything is going well🫶🏻✨
Green dye + vanilla pudding is also what they used to fill those TMNT-themed hostess pudding pies. You were basically inside a giant cartoon brand-shill snack cake.
I’m glad to hear things are going well for you guys being new parents. I wish the best in your parenthood journey! Have fun and enjoy everything as much as you can man, we love to see you thriving. Great content as always🙏🏻 thanks Danny❤
2:15 I still think your Sad and Deep song is your best so far. Almost every line makes me laugh, and the character bragging about being so deep will never not be funny.
The fact that you describe being a parent as 'get to' take care of your baby instead of 'have to' already makes you one of the top tier parents in the whole world. I literally got tears in my eyes.
It made me so happy. Theres too many negative stories and it was just so nice and sweet.
Ikr, it's so nice to hear people actually not regretting becoming parents or just treating their child like an extension of themselves.
It's so reassuring because it means they were actually ready for this step in their lives. I'm very glad for that❤
right? ik it’s kind of the bare minimum but seeing actual good parents feels sort of rare nowadays
damn crying for it? you must be missing your parent are you?
Thank you for clarifying that your baby’s hand is smaller than an adult’s but bigger than a newborn’s. Keep us updated on any changes.
Yes! I was quite worried that his baby would have adult sized hands.
@@ProfeshinalI was wholehearted convinced that his baby had giant man hands. Really put me at ease to hear that is not the case.
Am I the only one that thought the baby would have hand?
Honestly feels like a hoax… this baby clearly has 3 hands. Two baby sized and one adult sized hand, and that instagram picture was him trying to gaslight us into thinking that third hand was actually his.
@@Poxxum no i thought that too i think most babys have hand but im not a dad so idk
danny not getting that they’re thirsting over his hand is hilarious
LOL FR
oh my god they are? i just started watching the video
HAHSHSJAH
@@NOTAUXIUM H A Y A T O 👁👄👁
I was just sitting here like "I have a thing for faceless people AND hands... its probably that..."
LITTLE GOOFIER? LITTLE BIT WACKIER? NO SCRIPT? DANG DANNY IS NOT PLAYING BY THE RULES.
Dear God!
I think you have mistaken this for his main channel, this is actually his second channel where he likes to be goofy and wacky. Hope this clears thing up for you
@@honestly__________________4261 omg no way! does this mean he likes to drink sparkling water??
@@elsas7327oh yes! That water is sparkling
Opening the comments in the begining of the video while reading this comment is absolutely amazing
Subreddit is no longer Danny’s favorite child. I think his child is now his favorite child.
well their dad isn’t even real :(
@@mischievous_ang3l same tbh
😔😔
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
@@Ellaaaaaaaa-3SAME????
It warms my heart that Danny speaks so highly of parenthood. It feels like people always seem to voice their regrets about being a parent both online and in real life, and it's nice to hear someone actually appreciate their child being in their life.
People voice their regrets because parenthood is hardcore pushed onto every person alive. You're right though; it's so frequent you hear about bad parents, this is pretty refreshing. Though, obviously, it's easy to say these things on camera. We don't know how Danny and Laura are off-camera. But I have no reason to think they're bad parents lol
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
It's worth noting that Danny is very well off which alleviates a ton of pressure...housing, food, travel, health...that all kinda relies on getting paid. Don't really like the vibe of thinking people who voiced some regrets online are terrible parents when they just...vented online. Danny isn't really going to vent publicly on a channel that's not really about taking anything seriously. It's also very worth telling others what the genuine struggles of parenthood are so they don't rush into it with a skewed idea of how it is, or feel they're doing something wrong when they're struggling with things no one else seems to be struggling with. Jsjs.
@@PointsofDataright and it's really sweet that he's so happy soundin to be a parent but anyone who has a hard time ≠ bad parent. im not a parent myself since i'm SUPER young too ijbol but i loved himym and have rewatched it multiple times; lily's admission to ted that it gets hard and she gets tempted to just "run away" despite loving her child and husband feels so raw because as a character she's had these hopes and dreams that she never got to accomplish (as of that point in the show). like it's so human to just have those feelings, but it doesnt diminish her or anyone else who might feel that way, even if you would feel offended, but she and danny are just two of the many takes you can have because parenting isnt an easy thing i assume!! and there's more to say but blahblahblah it's 5 am and i'm 2 years old (joking)
@@PointsofData ? this commenter didn’t imply or give any vibe that people who vent online abt parenthood are terrible parents? they just said it was nice to hear a parent talking abt enjoying parenthood bc, as u said, a lot of the time ppl just need to vent their frustrations online, so we don’t hear a lot of the nice moments that come with parenting.
Robert being an actual person and not just a stock image and name Danny used for an anonymous assistant is the biggest revelation I've heard all year.
For real, and he existed for YEARS??
smosh
yeah! he's really funny i've watched him before i knew he worked for danny
learning that the Mysterious "Robert" individual was robert schultz who i also watch was a shock
i’ve been watching robert for like two years and i didn’t even know haha
hearing danny talking about his baby is so cute. he seems very happy i’m proud of him and laura
ikr it was honestly so sweet
I love how committed to the bit he is
I just love hearing about how happy they are. Is that weird? I feel like there are so few drama free, good content producing youtube families
@@Bri-lk7re Well he’s not a youtube family, he’s a TH-camr with a family. I think the closest thing to a drama free youtube family is pewdiepie, but even then he is still the main part of the channel.
Danny, I don’t know if you read these comments but THANK YOU FOR NOT SHOWING YOUR SONS FACE! Keeping your kid safe should be your number 1 priority and I respect you for doing that.
Right! It seems like common sense, but you'd be surprised how many internet parents don't take the slightest precautions for their children's wellbeing.
Yeah, and not just for security, i could imagine when this person grows up they would not 100% like that they were shown online without their consent. It's like showing album photos to their friends, but much worse
all the gregs would be jealous that hes being showerd by dannys attention
Gregory the small
With all due respect (witch is nun, but eye dye grass), that's not really a concern with super young kids since they don't have meaningful social lives outside the household and nobody is going to recognize them anyway by the time they do.
I had a dream a couple of weeks ago that Danny helped me change a blown out tire on my car. Thank you for astral projecting into my dream just to help me out. You're a real one.
Can't believe he was helpful instead of doing what he really wants to do (be a sleep paralysis demon)
@@Frindle_Babbinperhaps he is devoting his sleep paralysis demon-self to his child now? Every kid needs a sleep time buddy
@@boy_girl_cat_party1824 or maybe his kid is taking the mantle of being a sleep paralysis demon. Now that I think of it, there was a random baby in my sleep paralysis dream.
I had a dream a couple weeks ago where I was hanging out with Danny and he was really embarrassed coz he'd accidentally joined the IRA and was wearing an "I ❤ IRA" T-shirt. I have no idea where this dream came from lol 😅
@AnnikaVictoria24 IRA Danny is not something I thought I would be reading today!
THATS MY BABY!! she was in fact watching and she loved your song thank you king 🙏🏻
but I hope you know she is genuinely obsessed with danny like she doesn’t care about anything else on a screen she was literally babbling at danny’s face before us
she’s adorable!! she is truly greg 🙏🏽
You’re raising her right
Awww that’s adorable
i love hearing these stories, so adorable 😭
one of my cats is also obsessed with watching danny, this is a real phenomenon
8:53 I love this part of the video because Danny’s baby is gonna see this when they’re older and see their dad bragging on them without giving up their privacy or anything. I’m so glad that a child gets to grow up with you as a father Danny. Congratulations to you and Laura.
"thank you robert" we all say in unison
robert being a real person is the most surprising thing in this video
Thank you Robert
Thank you, Robert
Thank you Robert
Thank you Robert
so if he’s tested the tactical baby stroller it’s the pony up daddy next
🎶PONY UP DADDY!!📢
pony up daddy more like pony up danny
Pony up daddy, i used wonder what friendship could be
@@ItzSunnyAndFriends damn it i should have said that
the person with the baby actually replied to someone saying that the baby doesnt care for kurtis, they hate drew and start crying whenever they play his videos the baby is a true greg.
Can't believe the baby is Drewphobic
that person's baby and my cat would get along great, except my cat hates danny so much she stepped on my laptop and fast forwarded a video i was watching while looking me dead in the eyes.
Danny not understanding the hand photo is killing me.
I don’t understand either
My thought 😂😂😂
Right it was a whole phase on the internet where people were obsessed with veiny hands I figured it was obvious what the picture was abt😭
@@champagne.future5248the original poster was saying they think his hands are hot
@@champagne.future5248prolly about how hot his hands are
the editor is absolutely off his rocker in this video, it's 30 seconds in and I've got whiplash (edit: I still like it tho)
The Whiplash is the third arm the player obtains, dropped by V2 V2 after its death in 4-4: Clair de Soleil. It's a green arm, multi-jointed arm with a spear on the tip of the hand.
The default key to use the Whiplash is R. When used, it will throw out a hook that deals 0.2 damage and retracts after a short time. This hook will either snatch Light enemies and hurl them towards the player or pull the player towards Medium/Heavy enemies and Whiplash Hookpoints.
Holding down its keybind will make the hook travel for a longer amount of time before retracting, or will stop the player from grappling onto any enemies and Whiplash Hookpoints that it is attached onto.
The Whiplash can also snatch the Rocket Launcher Rocket Launcher's Rockets.
Punching with either the Feedbacker or the Knuckleblaster will cancel the Whiplash's snatch or grapple, however snatched enemies and players who have grappled onto a Medium/Heavy enemy or Whiplash Hookpoint will retain the Whiplash's momentum.
Stalkers Stalkers will take no damage from the Whiplash's hook, however they can still be grappled onto.
The Hideous Mass Hideous Mass's and the Leviathan Leviathan's armour will make the Whiplash's hook bounce away from it.
Coins Coins will have their momentum reset and be bounced upwards when hit with the Whiplash's hook.
Corpses of Malicious Face Malicious Face and Gutterman Gutterman can be grappled onto with the Whiplash's hook.
Dying Mindflayer Mindflayer can be snatched, which will also slightly increase time before Mindflayer blows up.
YES SAME
is that good or bad
he’s getting goofy and wacky
Hes going rather bonkers with this one
"any parent will tell you this", believe me, a lot of parents would not and it is very refreshing to hear you talk about parenthood that way. Your child is going to have a life abundant in love ❤️
my parents would *definitely* not tell you that. i'm glad that danny is a good father and there's a kid in the world with a good parent that clearly and truly loves them. the world really need more dad likes him out here.
exactly, it melted my heart knowing that means hes just surrounded by amazing supportive and loving people if hes saying that. because I'm not and never have been, and my mother has been abusive my whole life, so my view of parents and such is almost always negative.
Two vids in two days are we being spoiled here
HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY LIKES ALREADY
My exact thoughts
I'm an ai bot
@@Mfifn
@@Mfifn 200 people agree, me included and you as well im assuming lol
@@ithinkimlee I relate
the subreddit got cobwebs by now
its cause its trash
@@RoCreateswhy? I’m not on it. So this is a genuine question
@@RoCreatessame overdone and boring posts, lame jokes about his kid, etc etc. Just boring and lowkey parasocial
@@Mama_Bear524 people started being weird when danny had the kid, and then weird with posts talking about danny and drews wifes, “same person” jokes going too far, a ton of 12 year olds joining and starting drama. etc
ohh yikes :/ that’s not really surprising but that sucks
we know Robert is just the baby you and Drew had, Danny, don’t keep lying to us.
That fanfic wasn't so much a fanfic after all... it was reporting....
Fr we all know
It was Drew and Jake's baby, Danny just wanted to adopt the child.
Ps. Drew had happy tears when Danny adopted him
It's both of their baby because they're the same person
@@xeroc4691 Mitosis
danny is FEEDING us this week
Rent was due
-chest feeding- OhNoo NVM!!
He Ran out of money😍
i'm so happy Danny completed the Spend 24 hours in ancient Rome challenge without getting fed to the lions 🦁
Fr! I can't believe he legally changed his name to danithius. Such dedication.
What is a lion sorry im from ancient rome
@@ItchyNipple2400 no worries my ancient Roman friend, lions are one of the beasts faced by criminals during Damnatio ad bestias. hope this helps!
love how Danny never says his son's name. keep it up, man! i don't wanna see or know any form of information about him. let him grow up peacefully without any social media exposure 👏👏👏
I second this! Let Lil Greg grow up like any other kid.
yes!!! we don’t need to form a parasocial bond with a baby that doesn’t even know what internet is yet. he can just be Baby Dan in our minds, someone that he mentions in videos from time to time that never shows up onscreen like Robert
“Lil Greg” and “Baby Dan” ty for my future baby names guys
@@aubergine1086 Logan Pail. Squeet. Gregi. I'll tell you if I find anymore good ones
Danny should fill his baby's nursery with counterfeit Danny merch. The colors are vibrant and the shipping is fast. It will be great for lil Greg's development.
It feels like Danny is still with us. Fly high, Greg 🕊🙏
He will forever be missed😢 fly high danny🕊
#flyhighdanny 🕊️🕊️🙏
May he forever live peacefully, fly high 🕊️
Rip Danny
#flyhighdanny
GUYS IM THE GUYS WITH THE GLAG OMG IM SO HAPPY IM THE THUMBNAIL AND IM LITERALLY SO HAPPY IVE BEEN AN OG FAN SINCE GINE I LOVE YOU DANNY
ITS A CUSTOM FLAG
Hell yeah
OMG PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT FLAG.
please please please share the link for the glag 🙏🏻
glag
danny’s second channel is so cool, i wish it was real 🥺
All the baby talk is just crazy to hear. Can't believe danny is a dad. So happy
Danny genuinely being a proud dad is not where I thought his videos would go, but I couldn’t be happier
hearing danny say "my baby" genuinely makes me really emotional
5:50
Damn i just thought about how babies learn the voice of parents by hearing it often in the womb.
But some people arent talkative.
Imagine some Greg's baby reacting more positively to Dannys voice because they heard it more than their actual parent
The Robert business model is a godsend. These videos can genuinely be the best part of my day and you have seemed so much more relaxed and natural. Keep on keepin on Danny
Fr major shoutout to Robert for helping Danny give us so much awesome content lately
I'm actually so relieved the slime was actually pudding because all this time I've been worrying about it obviously going into Danny's mouth. Thank you for putting this now years-long concern to rest, fr
"It was all just to f* with Kurtis" is how I live my life; how can I be the most disappointing? 😆
A lot of the comments are focused on the wholesome nature of Danny's outlook on parenting, which is of course fantastic. I'm glad their parenting experience has been positive and their kid is likely to have a very positive family environment, which has been unfortunately lacking in a lot of our lives. However I would also like to state for those parents struggling, that struggle doesnt make you a bad parent. A lot of factors can make parenting difficult for both parent and child including financial hardship, mental health/neuroligcal differences, lack of support systems, unsafe/unhealthy environments, usually a compounding of several of these and probably more examples I've missed. We're all doing the best we can, and its just as important to recognize those efforts and struggles as it is to praise those doing well 💝
When he was talking about being a parent, I thought he was about to say "10\10 baby" I feel like that would be pretty on brand too
i love hearing danny talk about how his son. that child is going to grow up knowing he’s loved
6:41 i AM the baby. thank you for blessing me with this song father gonzalez
Danny is your father?
@@MegaMonkeVr sure why not
love danny's greys, it's very daddy (respectfully) (platonically)
dad-coded for sure
6:17 i wasn’t even crying and I am not a baby but the song made me stop crying instantly, even though I wasn’t even crying nor am I a baby. That’s some talent you have!
danny talking abt how being a father is the best part of his life is so sweet:((((
We missed sparkling water
It looked like Liquid Death
RIP LaCroix
Same. I unfortunately only drink water when Danny posts /j
You saying that fatherhood was the best part of your life, just about melted my heart. It genuinely fills me with joy to see people enjoy parenthood-- and especially fatherhood. I hope that feeling never leaves you two ❤
endless respect to you for keeping your sons face and information offline. so many creators are so casual about showing their children just because they’re in the public eye and that’s so fucking dangerous, you seem to be very dedicated to the safety and happiness of your kid and i didn’t expect any less from you tbh
Daw, I loved hearing you talk about your baby, because I'm about to be a dad too (due late May) and I'm so excited! Kids are awesome, the world needs more happy, loved kids.
Congrats!🎉
Danny not understanding the hand picture is so sweet and hilarious
danny just being a dad and talking about fatherhood is so wholesome. So incredibly happy for him!
Danny not getting people are into hands are so funny 4:10
danny: 8:58 “i mean being a parent is, i mean any parent will tell you this”
me: “ah yeah its hard and maybe shitty”
danny: “, being a parent is literally the best”
me: “….do my parents hate me…?”
Yeah literally did not expect that but I’m glad he’s happy lol
I think it just depends on what day you ask haha
“The first picture is me covering my face with my hand” … oh sweet sweet danny lmao
4:06 danny i hate to break it to you but the first photo is very much because of your hand
Fr fr
I'm still not over the fake minecraft speedrun danny... I was there for every livestream, rooting for you... and what did I get...? Betrayal. Absolute betrayel.
A perfect parallel to the baby being soothed; when my cat was a kitten and had to take a car ride, I would put Drew Gooden videos on my phone in her crate to calm her down. I tried Danny and Kurtis videos but Drew is the only one that captivates her attention.
You could say that drew was the 8nly one who "drew" the babys attention. Lol
@@p1nksh1rt.Good one but op said kitten
Danny's hair looks so cool with the gray tones!!!
Fr!
Crazy that Danny’s face looks so young but his hair didn’t get the memo.
@@Cowboy_Frog 😂
Hearing Danny talk about his baby is so adorable 😭😭😭
10:35 “when i walk the baby”
Im just imagining a baby being dragged around on a dog leash XDDD
11:46 thought robert was just drew for a second
It probably is
MEEEE TOOOOO
Oh my god me too
He looks more like drew than danny! 😮
6:49 my baby dances to Danny’s music, it’s something about it that just makes him wanna dance
I was really expecting Danny to mention his supposed past relationship with fox szn. I heard there’s a LOT of history between them
As someone who wants to be a dad hearing Danny talk about his experience so far of being a baby and seeing how happy it makes him was so wholesome and I look forward to having little Greg’s of my own someday
Danny stole my car stereo in 1998.
I though I was the only one. How many car stereos did this non existent person stole?
I’m actually getting teary eyed watching this. I admire how much you love your child. I also like how you’ve found a system that is good for you :)
“All hail master Greg”we all say in unison
THE EDITING KINDA GO CRAZY
Greetings From Spain Danny! 🎉 Keep up the videos. Do more staff about goshts please. I love your sandwich.
The way you described your experience being a Father made me tear up. So happy for you all 🌷
Danny talking about his son with so much love 🥺❤
I'm so glad you hired Robert! I love getting more content without worrying we the fans are pressuring you to not get enough time with your family now. I'm glad you're both enjoying parenting!
“It’s would be a weird thing to do, don’t get me wrong, but illegal?… it may also be that”
Literally me every single time I get an idea 😭
Danny makes it sound like he and Robert had the child.
We had our first baby at 23 a week before I turned 24. 11 years later and seeing new parents always brings me back. People like danny and Cody ko are just the coolest dads ever. Chill and funny af plus kind hearted all thing perfect things a parents needs to be.
Danny believes he is 2 Danny 2 furious yet his refuses to conceive the utter notion that he might be merely 1 Danny 2 furious.
wake up danny posted
Thank god you said so I was asleep at 1 pm 😔😔😔
Me talking to my Danny-obsessed baby
Actually knowing that’s vanilla pudding is so much more comforting, that shot where it goes into your mouth is a lot less frightening now
6:30 i wish i could play this for the baby that is crying loudly on my flight😂
Feel like Danny may be lowkey creeped out by a lot of the people in his subreddit. He doesn’t highlight the truly unhinged posts in his videos, but there’s a lot of really parasocial/obsessive stuff on there.
Understandable.
I don't have to check there, bc I've been scrolling the comments right here. 😬
i'd be too. way too many posts treating him like they know him personally, its weird. also 90% of the jokes there are not very funny, just danny lookalikes that are completely satire, like its a fucking pumpkin or some shit💀
edit: nvm. danny is a legal pumpkin, almost forgot
IMHO, 13yo girls are as creepy for guys in their 20s as 50yo guys are for girls in their 20s.
Source: I was once a 13yo girl.
@@bug1390I forget too it’s okay
i will always give youtubers the benefit of the doubt when they have children!! you guys are human too and need time to adjust to the situation. i’m so glad everything is going well🫶🏻✨
it's so cute how excited danny seems about being a dad. i wish their family all the best❤
Danny's little baby song was so sweet
So wholesome to hear about you talk about parenthood. 😊 Also, props to Robert for being an actual person! And doing a great job. 😎
danny i’ve missed you
How can you miss someone who doesn't exist
We need a ratio for these comments lmao
"Sigh." Another person thinks danny is real, how sad.
@@enzo_gabriel3964 Fellow TOH fan lol
@@Lillysmith12301 yuppp 😎
Omg I'm so happy we got a Tactical Stroller update
big day for tactical stroller stans
4:00 Danny not getting that they're talking about how his hand is hot. That's like a thing. plus his hair
His hair looks like some kind of waiter from the titanic
or just a humble secretary
@@mally_draws3023who knows maybe even one day he could be the boss
7:09 AWWW this vine is what made a Danny fan in the first time. Just a lil’ video of a man pretending to do drugs with a baby.
Nostalgia ☺️
Green dye + vanilla pudding is also what they used to fill those TMNT-themed hostess pudding pies.
You were basically inside a giant cartoon brand-shill snack cake.
You know it’s going to be a good day when Danny’s water and breath is sparkling.
8:31 AWWW OMG MORE DANNY DAD LORE THIS IS SO CUTE
I’m glad to hear things are going well for you guys being new parents. I wish the best in your parenthood journey! Have fun and enjoy everything as much as you can man, we love to see you thriving. Great content as always🙏🏻 thanks Danny❤
As a baby, I can concur. This is fire 🔥💯
Goo goo ga ga 🔥🔥🔥
6:25 He is casting a spell on the world's babies!! someone stop him!!
Danny's never heard about the hand girlies, apparently.
2:15 I still think your Sad and Deep song is your best so far. Almost every line makes me laugh, and the character bragging about being so deep will never not be funny.
Showing off his Vine roots with these sound effects
new editor
@@ifinallychangedmyuzername ok
@@ifinallychangedmyuzername ik I'm just joking about Vine booms
dude that baby song actually goes hard
4:01
Danny does not understand the chokehold hands have on some people
Literally in some cases
I love the editing in this video!! everything is so appropriate to what’s going on, i don’t know how to explain it😭❤️
the fact that danny actually works with robert schultz is the craziest things to me, love both of these guys content
That baby song was so Jack Stauber coded