lol i love the buy page of the game "Plus you get to see the game develop during beta, and even better, you get to make potentially life-changing medications* " Then in really really tiny print at the bottom of the page "*medications are entirely a virtual construct manufactured during a computer game. Actual value of medications is zero. Actual ability to cure real known problems is zero.Twice Circled and Positech Games provide no warranty as to the suitability of PC strategy games to cure diseases, real, virtual or entirely the figment of players imaginations. Do not play Big Pharma whilst operating heavy machinery. Consult your doctor before playing any other, lesser strategy games. terms and conditions may apply, they usually do, and nobody ever reads them. Your mileage may vary. Use as part of a calorie controlled diet." My favorite part. "terms and conditions may apply, they usually do, and nobody ever reads them."
Nightmare fuel challenge? Make a pill with 4 "Induces Nightmares" side effects, close to max strength as possible, from 4 different ingredients (You can't just shake one ingredient 4 times and mix them together)
Riael EagleEye But then there'd be no selling point for the pill. He'd have to market a pill with one use and 3 copies of the Nightmare side effect (although a good challenge would be for Dan to complete a level while keeping as many side effects as possible.)
***** Start from 0, goal get a pill with all negatives and sell it for no money... or maybe it sells for 10$ or so XD, in rest have other things for income WITHOUT using the nightmare ingredients, and use 4 different ones. He'll have to upgrade or discover everything unless he's really lucky XD
Nerd³ Completes....Big Pharma? I think that would be an amazing series for several reasons. Firstly, in one of your Cities: Skylines, video you mentioned that with the complete's series, you'd like to do more creative games (i.e Lego Worlds). Big Pharma is that type of game. Everything is randomly generated, there are plenty of things to upgrade, research etc.
mulespear Yes, I'm very familiar with is LP of Factorio (Which is similar in some ways to Big Pharma). I also know from his Cities: Skylines videos that he does in fact plan on doing Lego: Worlds, afterwards. I was just simply stating that, in general, Big Pharma would be a very worthwhile and interesting Completes.
So your description is "Take three times a day through the ear" and, as of writing this, there are 739,216 views. Well, since you uploaded it almost three years ago, I bet like 739,215 of those views are mine. This is probably my absolutely favourite video of yours, Dan. I seriously love it so damn much. It's gotten me through many really hard days, nights, hours, weeks, and years. I know I can always put this video on and feel better by the end. Thank you so much for making it.
"If you're having to be going to a mosquito ridden land, got a bit of a headache, bit of a rash and you can't keep it up? Well I've got the pill for you!" - Nerd³ 2015
***** I tried it yesterday. Maybe it's a bug, but the pill maker can't directly feed into the export box. It never gives you the option to name the product.
The Big problem with combining multiple positive effects is that it's not gonna make it sell more because not everyone needs everything they'll just buy the one they specifically need cause the other one would be more expensive. So yeah Dan's company would be failing horribly based on his multiple curing pills. Welcome to what goes on in my head when I look at things Analytically!
Maybe the combined pills treat illnesses that just happen to have both of these side effects. e.g. the one for easing asthma and soothing rashes is for throat infections that trigger people's asthma.
No, you need a slight positive effect for anyone to buy it. That said, if you have a pill that soothes rashes and induces hypertension, you will create a larger demand for pills that alleviate hypertension. If you are an evil bugger of course.
Well, since we're on the evil business practices that you can do in this game, here's a little advice. Never make cures. Make treatments. You see, if you have a good enough drug, it'll start curing people of their afflictions. This is bad, as it drives demand down. "Do well but not perfect." You want people to be relent on your meds. So try not to make cures for any lucrative afflictions.
Please make this a series you described it beautifully I have never been more interested in a puzzley intellectual game in years and if you do make more videos on this I will not be able to wait
Adam Mullarkey OK I'm sorry, I was attempting to pull the wool over peoples eyes and you have caught me out! The proper title is actually "Furry Wars!" it was going to be part of a long running series where Dan fought a random anthropomorphic animal/human each week with a variety of weapons.
Playing a game that is seemingly complicated, understanding everything, then explaining, makes the game more complicated than when just played, not explained.
This game is brilliant. On later levels market over-saturation, ingredient demand, and the chance of making lower-tiered drugs obsolete make this game a bloody good business sim as well.
Dan, a couple tips: The agglomerator/ioniser costs more than 3 evaporators/dissolvers and have a higher production cost, their only benefit is that they take up less floor space. Also, you don't want your drug to be activated on the peak concentration, as that causes it to cure people which means you lose customers.
I have been watching you forever! I plan to watch your video's endless... I really hope you continue TH-cam if you are ever thinking of ending your channel... You can do alot of things with your channel and can put a smile on someone's face!
imagine if you're boss said "we got a new ingredient, brilliant! you're fired." after they sent you into a dangerous jungle where you brought back exactly what they wanted.
Nerd3 Chalanges: Redstone House - Minecraft build a house with as much redstone stuff as you can, for example: the door, a hidden staircase to the basement, hidden crafting tables, etc.
MrAppleSalad He has stopped playing minecraft a LOOONG time ago, and he's not that bright to actually be able to use redstone.. And Minecraft has lost it's light quite some tme ago, it got VERY repetitive.
TheHeadphoneGamerX minecraft still has a very large audience, also i know that he "quit" minecraft a very long time ago because i have bin subscribed since then but he never said that he hated the game or said that he would never play it again, plus he did play the game a few months ago with his dad, plus he still runs a minecraft server as far as i know. also the reason i said this is because near the start of this video he said he liked games where he can make something and see it work, and whats better then being able to make literally anything you want? the game is only repetitive if you don't know what to build.
I just wanna point out that I currently take a medication that is an antihistamine, eases asthma, and soothes rash. When he asked if somebody needed all three of those things, I quietly said "I do."
Nerd completes after you do the other games you want to do I really like this don't understand it all but like watching it so do a complete series of this after the other games.
One of my favorite things about this game is that you can become a victim of your own success. Make too many cures for a disease and you'll eliminate the demand for it, because now no-one's sick. One of the "cures" this works with is the male contraceptive. Just like in real life, the male "morning-before" pill tends to be permanent. So you can render people permanently sterile, and it even gets you a better cure rating!
Funny thing is that the 4 cure one the only thing out of place is the ED cure, masquitos cause malaria but can also cause a rash (ok more common just an itch, but still possible to rash), and if you have a rash it probably hurts, so all three of those together make perfect sense, the ED one a bit out of place, seeing as you probably wouldn't need to worry about ED if you have marlaria, hurt, and have a rash seeing as you probably wouldn't be doing anything with anyone other then sleeping... not "sleeping" but sleeping.
I love the idea of two explorers coming back with EXACTLY what the boss wanted and them going "Excellent, YOU'RE BOTH FIRED."
Figgity Jones It's less getting fired and more a zero hour contract
More like "Oh good, you found that thing, your job is done, here's your money, we'll give you a positive reference, goodbye."
Still got payed
lol i love the buy page of the game
"Plus you get to see the game develop during beta, and even better, you get to make potentially life-changing medications* "
Then in really really tiny print at the bottom of the page
"*medications are entirely a virtual construct manufactured during a computer game. Actual value of medications is zero. Actual ability to cure real known problems is zero.Twice Circled and Positech Games provide no warranty as to the suitability of PC strategy games to cure diseases, real, virtual or entirely the figment of players imaginations. Do not play Big Pharma whilst operating heavy machinery. Consult your doctor before playing any other, lesser strategy games. terms and conditions may apply, they usually do, and nobody ever reads them. Your mileage may vary. Use as part of a calorie controlled diet."
My favorite part.
"terms and conditions may apply, they usually do, and nobody ever reads them."
"Your mileage may vary"
Game bought no questions asked
"Spotted nipple wart" sounds like something you should get treated, not something you would treat people with.
Getting irrationally annoyed that one of the pill printers is inactive and Dan hasn't noticed yet...
same...
Same here too.
Nightmare fuel challenge?
Make a pill with 4 "Induces Nightmares" side effects, close to max strength as possible, from 4 different ingredients (You can't just shake one ingredient 4 times and mix them together)
Riael EagleEye But then there'd be no selling point for the pill. He'd have to market a pill with one use and 3 copies of the Nightmare side effect (although a good challenge would be for Dan to complete a level while keeping as many side effects as possible.)
***** Start from 0, goal get a pill with all negatives and sell it for no money... or maybe it sells for 10$ or so XD, in rest have other things for income WITHOUT using the nightmare ingredients, and use 4 different ones.
He'll have to upgrade or discover everything unless he's really lucky XD
Riael EagleEye Imagine the best viagra ever made gives you the worst nightmares any human can endure.
Falafel Sorry I don't need viagra or potency meds XD
Falafel Omg I'm laughing so hard at the thought of that XD
Nerd³ Completes....Big Pharma? I think that would be an amazing series for several reasons. Firstly, in one of your Cities: Skylines, video you mentioned that with the complete's series, you'd like to do more creative games (i.e Lego Worlds). Big Pharma is that type of game. Everything is randomly generated, there are plenty of things to upgrade, research etc.
PlaguedAlmond He's doing Lego Worlds next, though.
PlaguedAlmond I like the idea, but I think he's doing Lego Worlds next
PlaguedAlmond He could do it after
PlaguedAlmond He should do Factorio next.. remember that game? Go search for it..
mulespear Yes, I'm very familiar with is LP of Factorio (Which is similar in some ways to Big Pharma). I also know from his Cities: Skylines videos that he does in fact plan on doing Lego: Worlds, afterwards. I was just simply stating that, in general, Big Pharma would be a very worthwhile and interesting Completes.
23:12 Screaming at screen and pointing with finger "DAN, THE SECOND PILL MACHINE IS NOT CONNECTED"!!
I want a completes series of this.
Robert DiRosa yes!
Robert DiRosa there should be a vote between Big Pharma and Lego Worlds!
Robert DiRosa I agree
Robert DiRosa yes puuuuuuuleeeeeeeeeze
Robert DiRosa Hopefully Nerdcubed recognizes the pecking order and follows your orders.
I think Nerd should make more hour long videos like this. Besides Skylines.
Nicholas Audinet Much Wise So Good
Nicholas Audinet
What about SpaceChem?
Laneer I thought about that to but i think this would be way more fun to watch
A lot of his viewers watch his videos in the morning before school or work, so around 10-20 minutes is a better length for videos.
SirCatnip And a lot of viewers watch it whenever they want? So, hour long videos would work for them too.
Dan: "Not the ones you buy on street corners"
Me: Sorry, Walgreens :(
TerribleContent amazing xD
THE EXPLORERS FOUND EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED! Now. Onto business. You're fired
at the end you're making an antimalarial rash soothing painkilling viagra. One can only ponder the type of person who buy's such a thing...
adebleswordfish a cheap gigolo who gets bitten by a mosquito just before they are hired?
superdarkevilfridge hmm most likely
adebleswordfish Americans. We'll buy anything :p
You get some weird std in the jungle carried by malaria ridden Mosquitos. So, mtds?
adebleswordfish Very extreme sex tourists?
i like how dan basically named his company "pillocks"
You know what I really like? When you can just tell how excited and entertained Dan is by how he speaks and his overall involvement with the game..
Welcome back, friend. Here ☕️ enjoy a beverage while you enjoy your nostalgic stay!
This video was released on June 9 2015 - I'm watching it on June 10 2024. Missed the anniversary by a day. Drat!
I just wanted to watch a nerdcubed video and this is perfect timing
Shinobu Hello best girl
***** If that is what you think then so be it hestia is your best girl
Shinobu Well they come out 9pm GMT/UTC every day so dont be surprised
Bobby Block ;)
Kyriolexy As soon as he said 1 million Dollars i put my pinkie to my mouth.. instinctively.. anyone else?
So your description is "Take three times a day through the ear" and, as of writing this, there are 739,216 views. Well, since you uploaded it almost three years ago, I bet like 739,215 of those views are mine. This is probably my absolutely favourite video of yours, Dan. I seriously love it so damn much. It's gotten me through many really hard days, nights, hours, weeks, and years. I know I can always put this video on and feel better by the end. Thank you so much for making it.
This looks like the nerdiest game ever.
I love it.
Hahahaha Look at those reactions... priceless
Redkiller :(
Redkiller Rude.
Redkiller MELON FUCKER
RandomExplosions why do you think nerd played it?
Hello.
Its 2022 12 september and I'm exploring Dan's beautiful old videos.
Have a nice day :D
Should have called that multipill "The Rashcoughsky". You know. Like that guy in that GTA V heist.
All the yes
DaCapo How about "Don Pillsival" Don Persival is the owner of Merryweather.
@MaxxHasCurlyHair omg so clever you must be a writer
"If you're having to be going to a mosquito ridden land, got a bit of a headache, bit of a rash and you can't keep it up? Well I've got the pill for you!" - Nerd³ 2015
"Thank you all for watching this incredibly long video, and turrah"
"Oh, Dan, it wasn't that long, it was just FIFTY THREE MINUTES!? WHAT!?"
wow I just watched this entire thing (in 2x speed though), I didn't expect to, this is a good old video.
I seem to be getting addicted to his video since I keep coming back to it... must be the drugs XD
I’ve seen this video the time it came out. 7 years later I’m now a year away from graduating as a pharmacist…..
Nerd finds this game complicated.
I want to see Nerd³ FW - Europa Universalis 4
VintageLJ Oh hell yes! Or crusader Kings 2: )
Baraku L from the depths :P
VintageLJ Hearts of iron 3 is 100 times more complicated.
+VintageLJ Dwarf fortress!
I would LOVE to see a mini-complete series on this. Watching Dan complete the Beginner, Intermediate or Advanced sections would be AWESOME!!!
binge watching nerdcubed videos at 2am ...i wonder if thats bad for my health?
no
no
+Collin Thompson haha
if you work in nights shift
+Collin Thompson I see what you did thwre
I could watch dan play this forever
2:40 "Nipplewort" ahh yes the world renowned Nipplewort which is famous for curing many a booby disease.
this video is the definition of nostalgia
dan, please please please do a series on this. I really love this game but i cant play it (mac) :C. i love your play style
He also needs to do a challenge called "Saggy Trousers" where you're not allowed to use belts (Do you get the joke?)
Adam Milne You have to have a belt after the makers or it won't make the pills/cream.
***** I tried it yesterday. Maybe it's a bug, but the pill maker can't directly feed into the export box. It never gives you the option to name the product.
You need to do more big pharma you did an amazing job at making watching this fun!
Blast from the past
It is 15 August 2022! I’m still enjoying this video!
When Dan makes a mistake and you keep yelling at your computer...
NerdCubed is like the only youtuber. Well along with another vlogger i watch, who can upload anything it's still as entertaining as the last upload.
I wonder if Dan watches northernlion. Hmmmm...
Thats exactly what I thought when I seen this video
Beastlier Iguana he does, he's made a few references about the shop.
THIS ISNT THE BINDING OF ISAAC!
EnterElysium, another British TH-camr, did it before NL, so it could've been from him.. Or they sent TH-camrs codes
Enta_Nae_Mere Haha another fellow member of the great Elysian empire, well met.
Both this game and this video were superb Dan, thanks for doing what you do!
The Big problem with combining multiple positive effects is that it's not gonna make it sell more because not everyone needs everything they'll just buy the one they specifically need cause the other one would be more expensive. So yeah Dan's company would be failing horribly based on his multiple curing pills. Welcome to what goes on in my head when I look at things Analytically!
True dat
eek barba durkle you must've got laid in college
Maybe the combined pills treat illnesses that just happen to have both of these side effects. e.g. the one for easing asthma and soothing rashes is for throat infections that trigger people's asthma.
Glad you've picked this up, I've been following development for awhile! :)
SUPER DOOPER DUDE!
I LOVE BALLZ!
CC87 Emergency 4 Mods
...Yeah dude...yeah...
Pedro Rodrigues So do footballers, basketballers and people like that n stuff
CC87 Emergency 4 Mods And I will see all you dudes... IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Asa Colgan I'm sorry have you not met the Jacksepticeye community? We don't do that stuff
I'm having one of those days where you don't want to be happy and nerd cubed made me happy!
could you profit from making bad pills? like take out the medicinal value and just have a pill that induced nightmares?
No, you need a slight positive effect for anyone to buy it. That said, if you have a pill that soothes rashes and induces hypertension, you will create a larger demand for pills that alleviate hypertension. If you are an evil bugger of course.
XRonor98 Jesus christ that's evil... I need this game.
Well, since we're on the evil business practices that you can do in this game, here's a little advice. Never make cures. Make treatments. You see, if you have a good enough drug, it'll start curing people of their afflictions. This is bad, as it drives demand down. "Do well but not perfect." You want people to be relent on your meds. So try not to make cures for any lucrative afflictions.
XRonor98 Wait, wait.... stop ;-;
That... hurts my everything when I started to really think about it D:
Just like the real world
I love watching Dan play puzzle-type games for some reason.
So at exactly what point in the game are you allowed to price gouge life saving cancer drugs by 2000% to maximize profits and satisfy shareholders?
The point when you make the government veto any chance of medicine becoming affordable.
Please make this a series you described it beautifully I have never been more interested in a puzzley intellectual game in years and if you do make more videos on this I will not be able to wait
What's black and is always in the back of a police car?
A seat
jose melendez A police officer's shirt.
jose melendez I thought you were going to say a BLACK SEAT. OHHHHHHHHHH Get Shrekt
An average criminal which just happens to also be the answer to the original question
Please don't kill me
jose melendez a seat
***** It's not racist, technically black people (in the US) make up a higher proportion of arrests.
"...that means this drug coming out here, is gonna be excellent! We're also still avoiding the nightmares..."
-Nerd3, CEO of PILLXZ, 2015
sorry but i have wondered this for a while... what the hell dose FW mean?
One time Dan said flying wizards, but we tend to agree it means Fucks With.
thanks
It's actually "Furiously Wanks Over" but he drops the "O" as it doesn't look as good in the title
Do you have definitive proof that he did say that? Memory isn't proof. But the playlist intro says it's fucks with, doesn't it?
Adam Mullarkey OK I'm sorry, I was attempting to pull the wool over peoples eyes and you have caught me out! The proper title is actually "Furry Wars!" it was going to be part of a long running series where Dan fought a random anthropomorphic animal/human each week with a variety of weapons.
Desert Goldenrod. I giggled. 4:07
DAN PLAY PLANETARY ANNIHILATION.
Please :)
OrangeT3am He's waiting for it to be fixed.
***** Then he'll be waiting until the end of his life.
It'll never be fixed. Might as well play it now.
Some times entire planets just show up black and you can't see obstacles or buildings
I looked it up and i think it's a soft ware issue you can buy like this certain software to fix it
I know you can fix it by downloading this certain thing but it costs money
Playing a game that is seemingly complicated, understanding everything, then explaining, makes the game more complicated than when just played, not explained.
Let's chant series
"Series"
"Series"
"Series"
"Series"
Series
Series
Series
Series
Series
Please complete this! As a series, you know, Nerdcubed completes Big Pharma.
Shoutout to all you RWBY fans who freaked out over the name "Penny".
Am I the only one that wants this to be a complete series
do a lp on factorio plez and make it modded plox
i cant spell what do you want from me?
c202011 To use a dictionary.
it is a mentel thing that i was born with -_-
sandie c20221 Again. It's called a dictionary. You can find them online. For free.
Probably because My Little Pony crumbled their mind,makes sense.
MORE this was awsome!!! Make like a part 2 or start again but with a series because 1 you did so great on this and it's just amazing to watch
This game is brilliant. On later levels market over-saturation, ingredient demand, and the chance of making lower-tiered drugs obsolete make this game a bloody good business sim as well.
I would not argue with watching more of this, was actually a lot more entertaining than I imagined. :3
Dan, a couple tips: The agglomerator/ioniser costs more than 3 evaporators/dissolvers and have a higher production cost, their only benefit is that they take up less floor space. Also, you don't want your drug to be activated on the peak concentration, as that causes it to cure people which means you lose customers.
35:19
"If you have asthma and a rash, thats better"
I love you Nerd3
I wish this game had been a full series
I would love to see a completes of this. Maybe not the entire game, depending on length, but just like some of the challenges.
i think this should be the next complete series
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite video on the internet.
I have been watching you forever! I plan to watch your video's endless... I really hope you continue TH-cam if you are ever thinking of ending your channel... You can do alot of things with your channel and can put a smile on someone's face!
Spotted Nipplewort. Out of all the plants to research, Nerd3 picks the Spotted Nipplewort.
*slow clap*
I've watched this 10 times already, but this never gets old for me!
true
imagine if you're boss said "we got a new ingredient, brilliant! you're fired." after they sent you into a dangerous jungle where you brought back exactly what they wanted.
This should be the completes after city skyline as a good episode is the same sort of time and it's great fun to watch and he clearly enjoys it.
that game looks like it would be fun with kind of a endless mode, and a challenge mode where they tell you the drug combination they need
I really like this game, and the "unusual" intro was necessary.
That mixer explanation was better than I understood it and I have this game.
"Let's research the Spotted Nippleworth" - now there's a sentence I've never heard before.
I had no idea how to play this game until now..
Who knew Dan could make a tutorial better than the in-game tutorial!
i actually get rashes, asthma and allergies
thanks for this new pill nerdcubed
Love the game and video but never completely failed to follow Dan's train of thought so fantastically
I would love to see nerd cubed do a completes series of this
You convince me to buy more games than any other TH-camr.
Thank you.
Nerd3 Chalanges: Redstone House - Minecraft
build a house with as much redstone stuff as you can, for example: the door, a hidden staircase to the basement, hidden crafting tables, etc.
No :P
MrAppleSalad
He has stopped playing minecraft a LOOONG time ago, and he's not that bright to actually be able to use redstone..
And Minecraft has lost it's light quite some tme ago, it got VERY repetitive.
TheHeadphoneGamerX minecraft still has a very large audience, also i know that he "quit" minecraft a very long time ago because i have bin subscribed since then but he never said that he hated the game or said that he would never play it again, plus he did play the game a few months ago with his dad, plus he still runs a minecraft server as far as i know. also the reason i said this is because near the start of this video he said he liked games where he can make something and see it work, and whats better then being able to make literally anything you want? the game is only repetitive if you don't know what to build.
MrAppleSalad Minecraft is fucked. is for kids (just becouse a 55 year old plays it doesn't change that.)
TheHeadphoneGamerX Yeah I wish people would actually build stuff rather than just hit each other with sticks
I just wanna point out that I currently take a medication that is an antihistamine, eases asthma, and soothes rash. When he asked if somebody needed all three of those things, I quietly said "I do."
This game is amazing, Complete series please
Nerd cubed in a nut shell . RIGHT HERE!!
Screams at Dan at around 24 minutes because YOU DIDNT FUCKING CONNECT ONE OF THE PILL PRINTERS
I liked this video entirely for the description alone.
Thank you... really helped me understand a few things I wasn't getting. Fun game for sure!
Nerd completes after you do the other games you want to do I really like this don't understand it all but like watching it so do a complete series of this after the other games.
One of my favorite things about this game is that you can become a victim of your own success. Make too many cures for a disease and you'll eliminate the demand for it, because now no-one's sick.
One of the "cures" this works with is the male contraceptive. Just like in real life, the male "morning-before" pill tends to be permanent. So you can render people permanently sterile, and it even gets you a better cure rating!
i really love this game ... but i love watching it even more ... then a 1 hour nerdcubed video came out on it ..... i love life XD
totally love the explanation of the last drug, just superb
Everyone wants a completes of this. I second that!
Major Facepalm at Dan when he forgot to connect up the second pill printer for his hyperthyroid majigger.
A 'Nerd completes' series of this game would be rad!
I would watch this as a complete series instead of exams
Why is this so satisfying to watch?
Funny thing is that the 4 cure one the only thing out of place is the ED cure, masquitos cause malaria but can also cause a rash (ok more common just an itch, but still possible to rash), and if you have a rash it probably hurts, so all three of those together make perfect sense, the ED one a bit out of place, seeing as you probably wouldn't need to worry about ED if you have marlaria, hurt, and have a rash seeing as you probably wouldn't be doing anything with anyone other then sleeping... not "sleeping" but sleeping.
Tough life being an explorer or researcher for Nerdcubed Inc.