he left out that the GOP blocked dem bills that would have improved things. like the bordsr bill. or blocked ukraine aid for 6 months that cost thousands of lives....
He's intentionally caused a lot of chaos in this country just to use to campaign on.... he forced high gas and inflation to blame biden... he made horrible deal with the taliban so Biden would get blamed for Afghanistan... he signed protections for migrants to create an influx and then blocked all funding and legislation like you mentioned... he faked a meat shortage so our prices would go up... the list goes on and on
I wouldn't say improved. It would have given Republicans what they have been screaming for. To actually improve things they would have funded the immigration courts including translators and public defenders. Second: Making legal immigration easier will make illegal immigration a lot less attractive. But there is no way Republicans or voters would have supported actual long term solutions. More police and harsher treatment is always the answer they support.
Crazy how Trump inserted anti immigrant hate into nearly every answer to questions that had nothing to do with immigration. But when asked about why Trump killed the bipartisan boarder bill, trump didn't say anything about immigration, instead he ranted about crowd sizes.
I love seeing a monologue-titled video that is longer than 3 minutes; it means that there is a special surprise section. Sometimes a special surprise inspection. (but I've been looking forward to another "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" since the hinted redundancy in Corrections.)
Especially after day drinking and showing alluring skin..I don’t know where I’m going with this….😅Seth is adorable and I like the comment section..y’all witty.
I watch a couple of the late night monologues and segments, but rarely the guests. I have to not only know who they are, but also care what they have to say. Not a long list there. lol Seth is incredible though, I never miss A Closer Look! Have a great day!
He couldn't do it, because he was so busy enriching himself while he was in office. Not that he had any interest improving anyones' lives who isn't him to begin with.
A message from the rest of the world, Trump, was the best president ever. Life was safer and cheaper for us. You will be surprised how many supporters out there for Trump who are not Americans, and well, we have seen that his not what's best for America but the world. His policies are practical and common sense.
@@SunGawdRa it may also be referencing Trump getting confused between Harris's former boyfriend Willie Brown and some other black guy that Trump was once in a helicopter with.
@@13699111 Trump said, "the Presidential medal of freedom (for civilians) is much better than the Congressional medal of honor (for veterans) because the soldiers are in very bad shape or they're dead" 😵💫. Trump is *mentally chaotic* . I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙
Inflation is only such a big issue for him because it has an effect on his loans and interest rates I think. In reality, it wasn't double digits for long even during covid, didn't exceed the numbers under Reagan and is now at less than 3%, which is slightly above what is considered optimal, but far from a threat to anyone normal. So, as usual, his rants are irrational, egotistic and weird
I don't find assassinations funny nor gay, even though they include asses and nations. The gayest thing you can say about Lincoln imo is that he was succeeded by A. Johnson
Demi Moore is great, and Seth's monologue helps to put some much needed context on the ridiculousness of the news. But Amber & Jenny? Give them their own channel and have it beamed directly to my brain please. I'd even risk one of Elmo's recycled speak n spell chips... 😂
Fellow Jackals, it’s time for a Pointless Crocodile Fact. In the Sethverse, Crocodiles can speak English, and are the main cause of the 100 year war between Prime Time Seth and Late Night Seth. (Look, I write a lot of these. They can’t all be factual.) This has been a Pointless (and silly) Crocodile Fact.
He told Fox and Friends that he'll do it only if it's on Fox and the moderators are Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham. So no, he won't do it again without his posse to back him up.
Seth, these women, your other young writers, your amazing performance skills, but also “acknowledge when a joke/bits not working” chops are why you are the BEST thing about late night by miles! Fallon, Colbert, and Kimmel seem to be stuck in some Carson/Leno/Letterman dimension that refuses to grow their format. For god sakes Colbert did Groucho Marx/Marxist jokes and Kimmel did a whole Kamala pronunciation bit predicated on “Let’s Call The Whole Thjng Off” 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ Everyone Loves Stewart, but you’re honestly showing where he’s out of touch in places as well! The pandemic was oddly the BEST thing to happen to your show because it stripped so much unnecessary filler and forced you and your team to your comedic roots. And BOY did you all deliver. Corrections is still the funniest thing to watch!!! This tirade is to say we LoVE how edgy and experimental you are with your humor, and every ounce of what makes your personality awesome and your staff love you comes through the screen. Keep it up and thank you ALL for setting the standard of what GREAT late night television in the 21st century should look like. Screw the Emmys 🤷🏾♂️👏🏾✊🏾
This aired after the hour-long, live, primetime, "A Closer Look" special, and was recorded after the Wednesday-night episode was recorded, which *did* have an "A Closer Look."
Jokes Seth Can't Tell and Grownup Annie were what go me watching Seth. Now, he's my favorite late night host. Might have something to do with his boys dressing as bees when he was home during the pandemic...
Jenny, no worries about being allergic to furbabies! Lots of lovely ladies love their scaley babies! (Plus she won't have bugs & mice infestations with a horde of corn snakes on patrol!)
I feel a little offended that Trump called me out for eating my house cat. What people do in their own homes is their business. Stop the govt over reach and stay out of my home.
Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?
Jokes Seth Can't Tell is one of the best bits ever. and it's not the jokes, it's the rapport between the stars.
Just appreciating that Seth dresses comfy and casual, but with style. It makes him relaxing to watch.
Yeah, but he actually doesn't have an audience, that's canned laughter you hear. It's just him, the floor manager and the camera dude.
@@pablohassan6897Corrections is done without an audience. You can still attend tapings of the main show.
Jokes Seth Can’t Tell is a special kind of unhinged, just hilarious. “I think they’re already on the edge!”
"This time it's by choice." :D
"AMBER!"
That whole bit cracked me up.
The songs were fun killed me. What a delivery.
@@consciouscnote Yea hyperbole aside I actually spit my beer out and started choking.
he left out that the GOP blocked dem bills that would have improved things. like the bordsr bill. or blocked ukraine aid for 6 months that cost thousands of lives....
He's intentionally caused a lot of chaos in this country just to use to campaign on.... he forced high gas and inflation to blame biden... he made horrible deal with the taliban so Biden would get blamed for Afghanistan... he signed protections for migrants to create an influx and then blocked all funding and legislation like you mentioned... he faked a meat shortage so our prices would go up... the list goes on and on
🥃👴🏻 FIRST
Not to mention, the border bill wasn't even a dem bill... that one was bipartisan and fairly heavy on republican demands.
I wouldn't say improved. It would have given Republicans what they have been screaming for.
To actually improve things they would have funded the immigration courts including translators and public defenders. Second: Making legal immigration easier will make illegal immigration a lot less attractive. But there is no way Republicans or voters would have supported actual long term solutions. More police and harsher treatment is always the answer they support.
Crazy how Trump inserted anti immigrant hate into nearly every answer to questions that had nothing to do with immigration. But when asked about why Trump killed the bipartisan boarder bill, trump didn't say anything about immigration, instead he ranted about crowd sizes.
I love seeing a monologue-titled video that is longer than 3 minutes; it means that there is a special surprise section.
Sometimes a special surprise inspection.
(but I've been looking forward to another "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" since the hinted redundancy in Corrections.)
Pretty sure he saw Alf on TV and thought “Aliens are eating cats!”
Oooh … good one!
It finally makes sense!😂😂😂
😂😂
I've been known to munch on a kitty now and then😻, tho I'm pretty sure that's not what he meant.🙀
@@edmer68 😻💙😂
Gaybraham Lincoln is a 30 Rock bit, ya'll!!
"Four score and seven beers ago!"
Okay, I lost it at the farm joke! Damn, Amber! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“But the songs were fun! 🤗” top-tier delivery on that one 😂
A Seth divided against himself cannot stand.
Only a Seth deals in absolutes.
Especially after day drinking and showing alluring skin..I don’t know where I’m going with this….😅Seth is adorable and I like the comment section..y’all witty.
Unless between an Amber and a Jenny 😂😂
seinfeld was actually funny
Oh, is that why he started delivering the monologue sitting down?
Honestly, who has ever watched the actual show? I’m 100% the opening monologue and everything else besides the guests. You kill Seth!!!❤
I only watch the interviews if it's john oliver!
Depends on the guests; for example, I'll watch Amy Poehler every time
I watch a couple of the late night monologues and segments, but rarely the guests. I have to not only know who they are, but also care what they have to say. Not a long list there. lol Seth is incredible though, I never miss A Closer Look! Have a great day!
@@KittyforPeace Closer Look!!! So good.
A closer look and the monologue. The monologue and meanwhile for Colbert and any interview with John Oliver.
He was president for 4 years. Why didn't he do it? Why didn't he improve Americans' lives ? He just left a mess instead.
I so wish that had been said in the debate
He couldn't do it, because he was so busy enriching himself while he was in office. Not that he had any interest improving anyones' lives who isn't him to begin with.
Trøn only loves to hurt
A message from the rest of the world, Trump, was the best president ever. Life was safer and cheaper for us. You will be surprised how many supporters out there for Trump who are not Americans, and well, we have seen that his not what's best for America but the world. His policies are practical and common sense.
@@wardchute851 You are a sucker who has been completely taken in. Pull your head out.
The musical intro of "Jokes Seth can't tell" fits with the lyrics "These are all the jokes that Seth can't tell"
Omg I can’t unhear it 😂
wait i’m never unhearing that now
Working for free over here
Love Amber and Jenny.
"Trumps last words" sounds so sweet to me. Trump's downfall will come Swiftly 💙
Taylor Swiftly
Good one.
Should have wrote it SWIFTly
Unlike the women he has sex with.
@@robertt9342
No need. Overkill.
Thank you Taylor Swift.... hopefully it makes a difference in places like TX and FL
*Calm* in the White House is much better than chaos in the White House. TAYLOR SWIFT is right. 👍
Since the RNC hasn't opened any local offices for ground work, it just might make all the difference.
Don't hold your breath. Things are much worse than most can fathom.
Well she’s from PA, and we need PA badly
I would rather the difference was felt in the swing states
Don’t gloat. Vote! 💙🇺🇸☮️🌊
we can do both.
"But the songs were fun!!" 😮😮😮 😂😂😂😂
“The other black guy’s name.”
That joke was brilliant!
I didn't get it
There only 2 black people in the RNC and they can’t tell them apart - cause black people all look alike! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@GirmaKassa-ip7ht It's implying that they think all black people look alike.
@@SunGawdRa it may also be referencing Trump getting confused between Harris's former boyfriend Willie Brown and some other black guy that Trump was once in a helicopter with.
@@SunGawdRa
And possibly that there were only two in attendance.
Kamala left the stage with that "y'all wanna see a dead body" energy
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
omg Amber's laugh had me cackling, its so contagious
Trump is *mentally chaotic* and would deal with inflation the same way he dealt with COVID, ... total chaos 😵💫. I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙
🥃👴🏻 FIRST
@@queenvrooknot true and you know it
@@queenvrookplease, if you still support trump, you are effectively a bot as there is no way you are human.
@@13699111 Trump said, "the Presidential medal of freedom (for civilians) is much better than the Congressional medal of honor (for veterans) because the soldiers are in very bad shape or they're dead" 😵💫. Trump is *mentally chaotic* . I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙
Inflation is only such a big issue for him because it has an effect on his loans and interest rates I think. In reality, it wasn't double digits for long even during covid, didn't exceed the numbers under Reagan and is now at less than 3%, which is slightly above what is considered optimal, but far from a threat to anyone normal. So, as usual, his rants are irrational, egotistic and weird
Seth telling the joke is the equivalent of Charlie Brown and Lucy´s football story. Sheds some light on Lucy.
"If we can call being straight living" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And here I thought that Jenny was going to point out that Gaybraham's assassination occurred during a theater stage play...
Why would she? It wasn't a musical.
@@jessecarliner7733 For the (dumb) joke's sake, can we please suspend disbelief and pretend that it was?
@@jessecarliner7733LOL!!!
I don't find assassinations funny nor gay, even though they include asses and nations.
The gayest thing you can say about Lincoln imo is that he was succeeded by A. Johnson
Just divide by zero, that closes the portals to Sethverse.
Afterlife is real. For only people named Seth.
When you die, you live the next Seth's life.
#sethverse
@@Saint-t9t What?
Notable how Trump’s sweatstache suddenly appeared while ranting on and on about neonatal terminations.
that was his original concept of a plan for eric.
@@markmac2206 Good pun. "I have a concept of a plan" lol
Seth is the scariest looking character on TV. Creepy smile all the time.
Trump minutes after debate: I won by a lot, by 92%, 80%, 70%...
Trump next day: The debate was rigged.
And the previous day. And the day before.
Trump is always projecting his own failures.
Thomas Jefferson...where's Waldo? LOL.
That last joke was insanely funny!!!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 I miss *The Amber Ruffin Show* so much.
4:58 was that Ralph Vaughn Williams's "The Lark Ascending" as the background music?!?! 😂😂😂
Oral or Cerebral Incontinence is a great description of The Velveeta King's conditions
My mom used to call that condition “verbal diarrhea.”
Best "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" I've seen. 😂
Awww, I was so looking forward to “Amber Says What!” about the debate.
Can never get too much of Seth.
4:35 that’s the best reaction.
6:44 Omg this was so outta pocket 😭😭
Always glad to see Amber!
I watched both Seths today, and now I'm my own TH-cam troll.
Demi Moore is great, and Seth's monologue helps to put some much needed context on the ridiculousness of the news.
But Amber & Jenny? Give them their own channel and have it beamed directly to my brain please. I'd even risk one of Elmo's recycled speak n spell chips... 😂
I love these Two Women, the should do this Skit more often.
My favourite part was the clips and analysis from the debate
WHERE IS THE LIVE CLOSER LOOK???? European asking...
Same here! 😭
I NEED TO SEE IT
We need a weekly segment with Amber and Jenny.
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ! ! ! !
How dare you not post your closer look segment 😂
So much this
There's no _,ACL_ on Tuesdays; hence the _,JSCT_
The Supreme Court joke was excellent 👏🏻
🤣🙏🏾 I LOVE JSCT, Amber and Jenny are always on point!
Also 😆🙌🏾 Everyone should listen to the Amber & Lacey Lacey & Amber podcast!
Fellow Jackals, it’s time for a Pointless Crocodile Fact.
In the Sethverse, Crocodiles can speak English, and are the main cause of the 100 year war between Prime Time Seth and Late Night Seth. (Look, I write a lot of these. They can’t all be factual.)
This has been a Pointless (and silly) Crocodile Fact.
Seth, that was hilarious 😂 loved that last part, great job!
Is the live show coming to TH-cam for those not in the US?
I hope so :(
Can we just have your closer look on this debate already.
"the other black guys name" was funny why didnt the audience laugh???
Probably didn't get it, sadly.
I adore these two women!!!
Post the live show!
Lol!🤣 Hilarious. Love it.
The black delegation approved that last joke Seth 😂
Kamala wants another debate. Will Trump do it? He lost badly.
*Bigly.
He told Fox and Friends that he'll do it only if it's on Fox and the moderators are Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham. So no, he won't do it again without his posse to back him up.
He just said he wouldn't lol
🐔🐣🐤🐥🤡😭
This whole last month has been an "Amber Says What?" segment for the whole time 😅
SETH should REALLY start a PODCAST
Masterful, ALL!
Wait, the prime time closer look will not be on TH-cam?
🎼 Ducks and cats and geese gonna scurry,
When old don tells lies in a flurry,
When old Don tells lies in a flurry ....
With the Cringe on top! 🎶
LOL at "I trust you very much"
I can confirm the songs where fun
Seth, these women, your other young writers, your amazing performance skills, but also “acknowledge when a joke/bits not working” chops are why you are the BEST thing about late night by miles! Fallon, Colbert, and Kimmel seem to be stuck in some Carson/Leno/Letterman dimension that refuses to grow their format. For god sakes Colbert did Groucho Marx/Marxist jokes and Kimmel did a whole Kamala pronunciation bit predicated on “Let’s Call The Whole Thjng Off” 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ Everyone Loves Stewart, but you’re honestly showing where he’s out of touch in places as well! The pandemic was oddly the BEST thing to happen to your show because it stripped so much unnecessary filler and forced you and your team to your comedic roots. And BOY did you all deliver. Corrections is still the funniest thing to watch!!! This tirade is to say we LoVE how edgy and experimental you are with your humor, and every ounce of what makes your personality awesome and your staff love you comes through the screen. Keep it up and thank you ALL for setting the standard of what GREAT late night television in the 21st century should look like. Screw the Emmys 🤷🏾♂️👏🏾✊🏾
I watched Jokes Seth Can't Tell last night, and yet I sat and watched it again just now. No shame in my game.
Two days in a row without Closer Look? Who's the slacking internet intern?
Maybe Sal is out throwing more first pitches
This aired after the hour-long, live, primetime, "A Closer Look" special, and was recorded after the Wednesday-night episode was recorded, which *did* have an "A Closer Look."
I saw Amber’s cnn show’s promo on tv . I was wondering whether she left Seth? Glad to see y’all together. All three of ya. ❤️
I'm 58 and my wife is pregnant with twins... I guess I should I have listened to Trojan. :-)
Wowwww… sleepy crowd. WAKE UP Y’ALL! This is good stuff!!
Jokes Seth Can't Tell and Grownup Annie were what go me watching Seth. Now, he's my favorite late night host. Might have something to do with his boys dressing as bees when he was home during the pandemic...
"... increased 45 percent to 145 percent".
That's like a beacon in the sky to a jackal.
His baiting like Kamala
The good part!
Did the live show go so badly they decided not to put it on TH-cam or is it coming fashionably late?
😂
Exactly! Where is it?
HEY don't laugh... I knew a lady called Mrs Pearl Jam
TRUE STORY
She sounds like the greatest old lady of all time.
Did you ever listen to her?
@@SimonMoon5 shared tea and biscuits with her... Didn't believe me there's a group with her name ❤️❤️
Jenny, no worries about being allergic to furbabies! Lots of lovely ladies love their scaley babies! (Plus she won't have bugs & mice infestations with a horde of corn snakes on patrol!)
Love the new segment! Normalize diverse voices!
What a tremendous letdown, I expected another BEST SHOW EVER. The live show was incredible. The whole team should go out day drinking 😂
All in on the Sethverse!
Either you go to the Sethverse
Or you get banished to the Jackalrealm. Join uuuuuusss.
6:42 I trust you very much. 🤣🤣
3:55 Jenny's reaction to the joke not landing
I feel a little offended that Trump called me out for eating my house cat. What people do in their own homes is their business. Stop the govt over reach and stay out of my home.
Good morning seth meyers fans
Harris handed Trump his ass and in the next debate she will hand it to the American people.
Wear your eclipse glasses next week, to protect against lunar rays.
The last bit was like watching an old horror film. You know what’s coming, but your sphincters are still tight.
I love Jenny's hair.
Ok where IS the live episode… I can’t even find the full VOD on NBC…
Trump just got invited to a dinner in Springfield! Meowza!
Kamala's Karma is Working and its MAGNIFICENT !! 💯😜🤣😜🤣💙💕💙💕💙💕💙💕💙💕💙
Eddie Vedder: "Herrmah Hammah Hey?"
Are we going to get the full live show recording on youtube? X
Gen Z! It’s up to you - hit the ground running and vote for freedom Harris!! 🇺🇸💫🙌🩵💙🌊
Perhaps I treated Taylor Swift too harshly
Really appreciate how you guys always camp up the jokes Seth can't tell.
Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?
😅😂😅
Trump Jr has one kid.
Oh yes, things are definitely heading south for the trumps
@@jkap34 5, More on.
@@jkap34 Donald Trump Jr.’s 5 Kids: All About His Sons and Daughters.
I love the fact that TH-cam got this in the chronologically correct order.
Man, Amber was on fire tonight! “But the songs were fun…” 💀