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It should be Tim:we even figured out how to take over the world Me:pshh kids stuff Tim:I'll never tell Me:OK GET ThE BAT GET THE SWORD GET THe KNIFE GET THe GUN WE NEEd BACKUP
@@doubleslashkarma yep indeed. you get three tacos for five pesos. which is little money for a lot of food, and you get to roll the dice on salomonella, tapeworms, diarrehea and a bunch more of stomach dissess!!!
Tom: "I almost died in México" Me, a Mexican: "Geez man, I'm sorry you had to experience that si-" Tom: "I was in a bus blocking the highway before getting to Mexico!" "Oh..."
I was expecting the mom to end up driving the van which would probably be more dangerous than actually going into Mexico, but Mom's are the one who always end up saving the day
"No one gets sad in Disneyland. Everyone smiles." HA! Not From my experience. I was lost in Disney land for 2hrs!! I was 6yrs old when it happened. My parents and I were standing in a line waiting to get food, and in the mix of the people walking and the line moving I lost them. Before you know it, I found myself sitting in a corner crying my eyes out. But then one of the staff employees saw me and ask me what's wrong?. When I told him that I was lost, he radio the rest of the staff crew and they were alerting people that there was a lost child. But in the mean time He took to get a donut and some ice cream :D. And that made me feel better. Fastfowarding. He asked me if I knew what hotel I was staying at and I told him directions and even the room number. He was actually surprised I remembered all that. I even surprise my self till this day. As we walked in to head towards the checkin counter, all I see is my mom broken down in tears and my dad talking to one of the staff employees. And here I am crying and screaming my Lungs out " MOMMY!! DADDY!!" As the employee losed my hand I was running towards my Mom and Dad. My mom hugged me so tight I thought my head was going to explode!. Happy ending.😊 But ever since that happen I never went back to Disney. So we go to Universal Instead.🙃 Happy you survived and your safe. Loved the Video!!😎
On September 5, 2003, a 22-year-old man died after suffering severe blunt-force trauma and extensive internal bleeding in a derailment of the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad roller coaster that also injured ten other riders.
Me: Grows up in boise Idaho Also me: goes to a middle school that has an albertsons next to it Also me again: realizes I might have went to the same school tim tom did as a kid
4:12 2 years ago, my brother got dumped by his girlfriend a week before he was gonna propose to her. They'd been together for 5 years, but she said that she realized she was lesbian and couldn't stay with my brother because she knew it would be bad for both of them. My bro was understanding but he was h u r t, especially since he'd already bought a ring so expensive we feared he'd had to sell a kidney for it. A win for the gays, but a loss for my poor big bro. So, yeah. Moral of the story: Not everyone has a good time at Disneyland.
When I went to Disney World I got food poisoning and I threw up (on new years eve) I was going to see the fireworks but my dad made me go back to the hotel. I didn't even like Disney though. The lines were way too long and the staff were terrible. Moral of the story: Disney World sucks and if anyone is ever in Orlando they should go to universal studios.
When I was 8 I went to Disneyland, and when we were leaving a lady with a stroller ran over my foot and started to yell at me because the bump woke up the baby, even though she was the one that ran over me. I cried.
At 4:08 I was convinced that Tom could make a horror game, like not jump scare or stuff like that, the kinda game that’s just like you walk around and you expect something to happen but it doesn’t happen I forgot what it’s called lol
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Hi
thank u dashlane
Ok
@@_dearjohn hi
I’m going to do that after this video
Tim: and even figured out how to take over the world
Me: pshh... Kids stuff
Tim: Hehe I never tell
Me: *sweats nervously*
sebs778 Good reaction
It should be
Tim:we even figured out how to take over the world
Me:pshh kids stuff
Tim:I'll never tell
Me:OK GET ThE BAT GET THE SWORD GET THe KNIFE GET THe GUN WE NEEd BACKUP
Every kid does that right
Isint the world already taken out bye corona virus
@@ultraytplays not entirely, no
“He ALMOST died in Mexico” is actually accurate since They were near Mexico so it’s ALMOST there
So big brain
So he almost almost died in mexico
So he died but near mexico?
But doesn't that mean he died is this part of his plan to take over the world to......... Fake his death
I bet you'd be a great lawyer XD
I went through the whole credits and wow it had the real full house credits lol
@Gill From The Wii WHATTT
face off against matt
Omg it does
@@creepyguyinyourwindow5081 maybe....
Hehe same TwT
I love how he makes DisneyLand a dystopian world.
THERE IS No WAR BA SING SE
@@dorisbenmaman Lmao
What do you mean 'Makes'?
Your profile pic looks like perry from phineas and ferb...
Thērē cān ōnly bē smīlēs īn dīsnēy lānd (if you can’t tell, the lines on the top mean you say it flatly and hypnoticly)
TimTom’s mom: Steven why did you go off
Steven: *intensifying sweating*
????????
XD
What
So funnny
I was right on that part of the video when I saw you’re comment
"He had a boat,we almost died in Mexico it was great"
HOLD ON A MINUTE!
WHY DID HE HAVE A BOAT AND HOW DID HE GET IT??
Derp Link idk
Money, and money.
He bought one, I guess....because he wanted one?
I wonder what his neighbors think of him just telling “POLICE” in his house
Mmmmm strange
me too
He would get a shotgun and help Tim eliminate the threat
Strange!,. Ohhhhh
Jk.....sike!!!!!!!
The soundpands:
"Nobody has ever died in Disney land."
Theorist: Are you sure about that?
"We talked about movies, science, and figured out how to take over the world!"
Me: *Tim is Screenslaver*
I mean he did talk about Elastigirl.
The mouse requires your enjoyment...
Wait have we met before?
if he was screen slaver why would he want to talk about movies😵😵😱😱
take over the world is that DIO?
“There is no war in Disney land. We are safe here. Now Micky Mouse has invited you to Lake Laogi.
Hello, My name is Mick Kee. I have been given the great honor of showing you around Disney Land.
I accept his invitation
My name is Joo dee
I am honored to accept his invitation
*i am honored to accept his invitation*
Timtom is the only youtuber whose sponsor advertising I will willingly watch
I just want to say the “ No breaks” thing is extremely funny
TimTom: **Is holding a phone**
Also TimTom: **Doesn't use the phone and instead shouts for the police**
Wait, shouting isn't the right way you call the police?
This explain why they didn't come when i need help
PxndaCakes I’m fairly sure that was the joke.
0:00
I cant be the only one who thought of *delightfully devilish Seymour*
Pog
Pog champ
@@wafflecatgaming5576 “pog”
translate to English:
*ch*
“i’m calling the police! POLICE....POLICEEEE” this name has my heart 🥺
joke
Tim Tom: "I almost died in Mexico"
me, a mexican almost inmediatly: please tell me that you didn't ate the tacos de tres por cinco pesos Tim Tom D:
Mariana Delgado Lugo nah nah. Why not those of siete por diez pesos.
Meanwhile all Americans: WHaT Is ThaT?
Rip
Tacos of three for five pesos?
....
My Spanish is really bad, but I tried.
@@doubleslashkarma yep indeed. you get three tacos for five pesos. which is little money for a lot of food, and you get to roll the dice on salomonella, tapeworms, diarrehea and a bunch more of stomach dissess!!!
Finally, 12 am, he posted at the perfect time
Same
n o n o s a m e
NOT same
“There can only be smiles in Disney.”
Rebecca: “Hold my cup.”
I watch her to.
The worker: Uh... I don't think I want to know whats in this bag.
Holy f
People that don't watch Rebecca will be so confused
Loll
TimTom gets hacked! - "Will you be my friend?"
Tom: "I almost died in México"
Me, a Mexican: "Geez man, I'm sorry you had to experience that si-"
Tom: "I was in a bus blocking the highway before getting to Mexico!"
"Oh..."
I also thought the same thing
I was gonna say that too.
Yeah. When I see these type of videos I feel gut wrenched thinking something horrid happen.
I also live in México!
And yeah I thought that too
Same
I was expecting the mom to end up driving the van which would probably be more dangerous than actually going into Mexico, but Mom's are the one who always end up saving the day
Mom's are the best
So is Mexico
If my mom drove a van we never would have made it to Mexico!
"He had a boat, we almost died in Mexico."
Me who didn't read the title: *Hold up.*
Tim Tom I’m proud of you for breaking the door down.
TIM YO TOM
Tim: The horses are my favorite
Every Chess player: They are knights
Bat man fans: DA KNIGHT
I play chess for five years and never knew that it was called knights
The ‘horses’ are my favorite and I still call them horses
they are knights on horses
You had actual female voice actors that i dont recognize from other animation storytime channels. I feel like you just hit the top of the class meter.
This is one of the most interesting sponsors ever.
Tim Tom: nobody has died at Disney land..
Me: you know, a cast member that was dressed in a Pluto costume got ran over by a parade float and died
Also on the American ride like Disney’s Carousel of Progress a cast member was crushed in between the moving walls and the non-moving wall
Both in WDW Not DLR
TimTom:I almost died in Mexico
Me: *coffin dance plays in background*
Shut up ;)
i though he was kidnapped by the cartel
@@callabo4473 nu I invade TH-cam by spreading my memes
4:43 “This is the part where we almost died.” - RIP TimTom.
Tim Tom: "There are only smiles in the land of the mouse."
Mickey: Good. Very good.
*screams in thousands of bows*
"Nobody has a bad day in Disneyland. "
That guy in a pluto suit who got ran over by a float:
And all the peoople who have died there
Oh the guy who lost a glass eye on space mountain
He was very happy, DisneyLand is always happy =)
7 year old timtom and his family almost die
Timtom: "the horsey's are my favorite!:D
The mom: ಠ_ಠ
"No one gets sad in Disneyland. Everyone smiles."
HA! Not From my experience. I was lost in Disney land for 2hrs!! I was 6yrs old when it happened. My parents and I were standing in a line waiting to get food, and in the mix of the people walking and the line moving I lost them. Before you know it, I found myself sitting in a corner crying my eyes out. But then one of the staff employees saw me and ask me what's wrong?. When I told him that I was lost, he radio the rest of the staff crew and they were alerting people that there was a lost child. But in the mean time He took to get a donut and some ice cream :D. And that made me feel better. Fastfowarding. He asked me if I knew what hotel I was staying at and I told him directions and even the room number. He was actually surprised I remembered all that. I even surprise my self till this day. As we walked in to head towards the checkin counter, all I see is my mom broken down in tears and my dad talking to one of the staff employees. And here I am crying and screaming my Lungs out " MOMMY!! DADDY!!" As the employee losed my hand I was running towards my Mom and Dad. My mom hugged me so tight I thought my head was going to explode!. Happy ending.😊 But ever since that happen I never went back to Disney. So we go to Universal Instead.🙃
Happy you survived and your safe. Loved the Video!!😎
*Government & PR companies rush in to "take care" of you.*
Same
@@PxndaCakes is that meant to be mean or?
“The mouse requires your compliance”
*tim Tom instantly makes me think about that Disney land is a cult*
TimTom has my concerns he knows how to end the world himself
Sis: talking about Disney Land- someone died there
Me: *you lied*
*we are the same gult brother*
Imagine almost dying in Mexico just to die in the U.S
This post was made by the WeDieinMexico gang
This post was made by the FortnitesucksMinecraftisbetter
Ikr? So uncool.
i almost died once...
i ate a chocolate bar when my mother told me i couldn’t have one and she straight up whipped me
Ooof..
Oof
Oof
Welp...oof
I thought you were a dog
2:56
Rule 34 artist : it’s free real estate
Me: about to sleep
Tom: uploads a video
Me: *nevermind*
hi
Where the same
This is quarantine we dont sleep during the night we nap during the day
Literally EVERYONE said “I’m first” EXCEPT the one who really was first
Edit: Technically Tim Tom was first
Yes
I dont think that but its kinda sad that everyone just go to say first
No one's is First please don't be angry
was he me
Crud... it wasn’t me right :/
Me: Ok its finally to time to go to sleep
TimTom: posts
Me: Ah yes, 12:18 am the perfect time to watch a video.
But it's Saturday
@@stephen4967 but I need sleep
@@stephen4967 yeah, my parents are strict on bedtimes though :/
I probaly wouldnt be awake to see this but I just got animal crossing and now its 12:30
I'm pretty sure it should be PM since PM means After Noon (It's actually an acronym in Latin)
The most creepy part of the video:The part we’re TimTom was saying there is only smiles in the house of mouse
Delightful! also please, I need more Tim Tom gets hacked. It's a great series
When Tim Tom is dead for months:
Me: *excited noises*
Its only been 1 month
If you’re going to hate then just leave
@@gl6316 im not hating dude im just telling the truth
@@gl6316 how is it hating
@@BuboProductions who says i was talking to u
This Tim Tom gets hacked saga is rlly keeping me going Rn, so thrilling
On September 5, 2003, a 22-year-old man died after suffering severe blunt-force trauma and extensive internal bleeding in a derailment of the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad roller coaster that also injured ten other riders.
2:18. TimTom:”I thought u would never ask”. Me:”Dude, literally SECONDS ago they asked u about how u almost died going to Mexico.” (｡ì _ í｡)
ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄
4:09
This gives me “There is no war in Ba Sing Se” vibes
Yes.
Yes.
Yes
Yes.
yes
Me: Grows up in boise Idaho
Also me: goes to a middle school that has an albertsons next to it
Also me again: realizes I might have went to the same school tim tom did as a kid
Timtom: No one has ever had a bad day in Disneyland
Me: I once walked into a pole at Disneyland. I had a bad day
Only true OG's new the "mom's gay" reference JUST from the title. Claim a cookie 🍪
🍪 claimed
Brings me earthbound vibes cuz there is cookies 🍪
@@rewrittenchannel2783 ÇÓÓKĪÊ
Everybody gangsta til the suggested say about moms gay video
Tiko fan ?
I love the part where he goes IM GONNA TAKE THE KIDS TO MEXICO
And she just said: Meh, Sure
No one:
Not a single soul:
Timtom: WaNnA bE mY fReInD
Yes
WOWWW
Tim tom i didt know how realistic your drawings were
I was shook in the beginning
I'm losing brain cells by reading all these 5-year-olds saying that they're first
Me 2
Dat true
First
Same lmao
13 years olds*** (supposed to)
Timtom: *talks about almost dying in Mexico*
Me being mexican: yea that happens
SI es vedad
No mames si mames
Yo molesto childrinos
😅
There can only be smiles in disneyland
Me : I DON'T WANT TO GO HERE, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY DESSERT
“Oh hoho! Delightfully devilish Seymour!”
Omg yass i remember this from the time my mom was gay video you said we almost died in mexico.
Love your content Tim :3
Tim: Nobody dies in Disneyland
Me; “ Debbie Stone Flashbacks “
Tim: “Can I be your friend?”
*I felt that*
“There can only be smiles in the land of disney.”
Depressed kids: Hold my depressed cup.
Timtom: How I almost died in mexico
400K people: *INTERESTING*
This comment doesn’t really work, because it does sound interesting. Just saying
(I still liked)
I’m new to your channel and I’ve basically binge watched all of your episodes
Legend
TACO!!!
@@archie9972 yeah! Lol
I love how this video is about México and all the ads are about trump
lol, i have adblock
No add
JAJAJAJAJAJA
For those all wondering TimToms ‘13 and Above’ music is Funky Fanfare by Keith Mansfield.. just thought I should share for anyone wanting to use it :)
“There are only smiles in Disney!”
My mind: * flashes back to the time when we were in Disney and I saw someone crying * lol
Nobody:
TimTom: HOW I ALMOST DIED IN MEXICO
Person : *starts chocking*
Another Person : CALL THE POLICE
Me: (yells) POLICEEE
Nice one
timtom: no one can be sad in disney land
back ground: balloon flys away
me: thats one small kid who is crying for a nother ballon
*"I was there when your first RuneScape account got hacked because someone convinced you to type your password in chat."*
"The mouse requires your compliance" only smiles... only smiles
Timtom:hasnt post in a month*
Me: YES FINNALY A NEW VIDEO IVE BEEN WAITING *halejuah noises*
Agreed, thank you Timtom, it's about time during the quarantine
“Will you be my friend”
-Timtoms last words
4:12
2 years ago, my brother got dumped by his girlfriend a week before he was gonna propose to her. They'd been together for 5 years, but she said that she realized she was lesbian and couldn't stay with my brother because she knew it would be bad for both of them. My bro was understanding but he was h u r t, especially since he'd already bought a ring so expensive we feared he'd had to sell a kidney for it.
A win for the gays, but a loss for my poor big bro.
So, yeah. Moral of the story: Not everyone has a good time at Disneyland.
Yeeeeezz bro that is sad
When I went to Disney World I got food poisoning and I threw up (on new years eve) I was going to see the fireworks but my dad made me go back to the hotel. I didn't even like Disney though. The lines were way too long and the staff were terrible.
Moral of the story: Disney World sucks and if anyone is ever in Orlando they should go to universal studios.
F
When I was 8 I went to Disneyland, and when we were leaving a lady with a stroller ran over my foot and started to yell at me because the bump woke up the baby, even though she was the one that ran over me. I cried.
@@alyssa6918
Person: **Passes a red light and hits someone with a car.**
Also Person: **Gets upset with the person they hit.**
2:59 lol that reminds me when the Police were Asking me about questions where I hid my Victims body 😂
@@jimgibbs2949 I already reported him, dont worry.
@@saquescuya self report
i'm the pink girl that's meeeeeeeeee
Legend says it that timtom is still yelling for police to this day
Did you know that someone hung them self’s in Disney land and Disney world
No. And I didn’t need too. Thanks for ruining my night. (Joking, but still really sad)
I do now
Fun death facts oooof
Ohh shit
“I thought I was bigger than our house”
-every house owner seeing a bus
"How I almost died in Mexico"
These days: Corona. It's not that rare.
At 4:08 I was convinced that Tom could make a horror game, like not jump scare or stuff like that, the kinda game that’s just like you walk around and you expect something to happen but it doesn’t happen I forgot what it’s called lol
tim tom: its about time i come clean
my iPad: *crashes*
“Talked about movies science and even figured out how to take over the world a” what what?
AlL mOsT dIeD iN mExIco nOt cLiCk bAtE " o yh I almost died once I let my mom cont count down to 1
Dude
How are you still alive
"O"
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Spelling has left the chat
"The mouse requires your complience." - timtom 2020 best quote ever
Funny how he conveniently has police inside his house.
this happens every time i go to mexico
I Know right
Legend has it that TimTom is still waiting for the police...
Can we just appreciate how Tim took the time to entirely reanimate the start of his "That Time My Mom was Gay" video?
Tim: will you be my friend
Hacker: use dash lane
Tim: POLICE!
Every time when I’m at Disney land I have a panic attack when where about to get out
Moral of the story: never let Tim be at your front door or back
I love how he says police like they were downstairs
Who els clicked on this video without reading the title and was freaking out because of the thumbnail..
Just me..
Ok...
i didn't even see the thumbnail lol
I saw a gamecube at 2:02
I love that
4:12
So I like is nobody going to talk a about that?
Cuz that was really creepy and like what the hack TimTom
Dashlane is just epic, I just completed everything it wanted and now browsing and saving passwords is like 10 times easier, epic, just pure epicness