🤣🤣🤣 My employer when they have a staff exchange meeting but don't want to address any actual issues have this "Don't Mention It" product on an auto-renewal subscription!
😂🤣 So, on a personal level it’s best to speak about our problems to others and get things off our chest, but nationally it’s best to keep quiet in the vain hope those problems will sort themselves out. Suddenly it’s all clear! Great work Matt, as always. 👏👏👏👏
Can I have a side order of 'Owww, look at this distraction ...' and a bit of cheeky celeb gossip on top? That should keep the 'less well educated' in check.
This must be why Tory MPs always have that look on their face like they're listening to elevator music in their head when the interviewer asks about one of these topics, then they proceed to respond by answering a different question and/or blaming Labour.
Very good. I was going to mention this video on social media, but on second thoughts is probably better that I Don't Mention It. Ah, I've got the hang of it already!
"Because sometimes discretion is the better part of something you shouldn't mention." I wish that's how it was taught to me back in the day... oh well. Smoldering bridges make for a beautiful background.
@@howtoappearincompletely9739 That only applies to the Union Jack on board a ship. One of my pet hates is seeing the Union Flag upside down when flown by so called "patriots" in their front gardens and at their right wing Tommy Laxative -Lennon rallies. I learnt at Cub Scouts 60 years ago which way up the Union Flag should go. I might be a woke leftie but I am still a patriot and like to see my country's flag the right way up.
Tory leaders say yes the last 14 years weren't good,but let's forget about all of that because the new torys would never cock things up with ideology,would they.
Great stuff Matt; did I mention how good it was? DMI - designed to keep the lid on things - hmm - sounds good for all sorts of people from dictators to the simply incompetent plus all those engaged in possible criminality.
Something I shouldn't mention... this video would be a good opportunity for a sponsor of data removal service - then you're not only prevented from giving difficult statements in the present, but might also wipe out your statements from the past. 🙂
Very well mentioned 😏, we don't hear enough balanced unbiased reporting of some things that barely get a mention these days. I'm sure many famous commentators and reporters are just gagging to 😯 Spot on as ever👍
Buy two "Don't mention it!" and get a "Let that sink in", absolutely free* *While stocks last. Value of "Let that sink in" will rapidly depreciate and you mind may be at risk. May contain nuts.
Allow water companies to borrow billions to distribute to their shareholders,then pollute the rivers,then ask the customers to pay again to sort out the mess,don't mention it.
Easy, easy, take it cool, man. I told Matt not to do this one, but he said he didn't care about you, or me. The worriers have been treated badly for centuries. We worry about everything, and worry about having nothing to worry about. Then things get half said, and it all bright red for hours. Big breaths, that's it. Easy, easy.
Totally brilliant. Absolute genius. Best one in ages, and none are duds.
Mums the word oh bugga that's ancient.
It's amazing how quickly we went from "the information age" to "the age of stupid".
The stoopids realised they don't like information. "We've had enough of experts."
*Indumbstrial Devolution
"Because of Stupid" had me spitting out my drink all over my keyboard. Thanks, Matt!
🤣🤣🤣 My employer when they have a staff exchange meeting but don't want to address any actual issues have this "Don't Mention It" product on an auto-renewal subscription!
😂🤣 So, on a personal level it’s best to speak about our problems to others and get things off our chest, but nationally it’s best to keep quiet in the vain hope those problems will sort themselves out. Suddenly it’s all clear! Great work Matt, as always. 👏👏👏👏
Thanks Matt. Short and punchy; I didn't larf as much as usual - too busy howling and plotting.
Another brilliant one.😊
Thank you for keeping me in giggles during these trying times across the Pond.
ponds aren't so big,if it gets too much come over in a little boat and we will put you up in an hotel,just like we do with all immigrants
@@basic6154 Not anymore.
Tories are no longer in charge.
Perhaps that's what they mean by
"It's nice, isn't it. The quiet."
Too right!👍👏👏
Excellent, thank you.
You are a genius
Can I have a side order of 'Owww, look at this distraction ...' and a bit of cheeky celeb gossip on top? That should keep the 'less well educated' in check.
... and in very urgent or very desperate cases: 'Don't mention it AT ALL' the 'forte' variant of Don't mention it!
no, leave that until the product relaunch at the next election.
I was going to say how accurately this hits the mark, but on mature reflection decided not to mention it. Just letting you know... 😊
Perfect 🎉
Otherwise known as CENSORSHIP by omission.
We aren't lying if we don't mention it.
This must be why Tory MPs always have that look on their face like they're listening to elevator music in their head when the interviewer asks about one of these topics, then they proceed to respond by answering a different question and/or blaming Labour.
Very good. I was going to mention this video on social media, but on second thoughts is probably better that I Don't Mention It.
Ah, I've got the hang of it already!
There are so many people you know have got a year (if not several years) supply. And if you are in Bavaria, Dont Munchen it. (- the Pirates)
The best so far ❤
"Because sometimes discretion is the better part of something you shouldn't mention."
I wish that's how it was taught to me back in the day... oh well. Smoldering bridges make for a beautiful background.
excellent xxx
Spot on. As ever.
Now that the election and budget are completed. I hope we will see Matt Green in Canada and places like New York. We will likely need his humor.
Don't you dare take him from us!
New York? Satire won't work, get funeral songs 😅
Now young Matthew why is the union flag upside down....................don't mention it.
It truly does work.
Because it's flying in ausralia?.
Doing so is a sign of distress.
@@howtoappearincompletely9739 That only applies to the Union Jack on board a ship.
One of my pet hates is seeing the Union Flag upside down when flown by so called "patriots" in their front gardens and at their right wing Tommy Laxative -Lennon rallies.
I learnt at Cub Scouts 60 years ago which way up the Union Flag should go. I might be a woke leftie but I am still a patriot and like to see my country's flag the right way up.
I'm going to start my own Fight Club, so I'll need this
Thanks
Matt - You speak for me!😃
Sheer genius. Many a true word...
{:o:O:}
Fantastic! Love your work Matt!
Matt you just keep getting better and better.😂😂😂😂
Brilliant and so true. Why do we put up with it?
Matt, you are so right on the nail! Keep hammering!! (But don’t mention it.)
Matt Green, the new minister of 'Don't mention it'
That was great, Matt.
"Don't mention it!"
Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Spot on. Actually made me laugh out loud. 😂
*100% CORRECT*
A companion product to "Don't Mention It" is "Let's Move On"
Tory leaders say yes the last 14 years weren't good,but let's forget about all of that because the new torys would never cock things up with ideology,would they.
"I mean what could you do? STOP selling weapons to them? .... that would be silly silly silly. "
Douglas Adams invented the SEP (Somebody Else's Problem) Field.
Much cheaper than a hang-over (from a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster).
Excellent. As a Labour supporter I'm glad it's time to start directing your ire at the new government.
Great stuff Matt; did I mention how good it was? DMI - designed to keep the lid on things - hmm - sounds good for all sorts of people from dictators to the simply incompetent plus all those engaged in possible criminality.
Something I shouldn't mention... this video would be a good opportunity for a sponsor of data removal service - then you're not only prevented from giving difficult statements in the present, but might also wipe out your statements from the past. 🙂
This might be the best video you've ever done.
Matt is consistently one of the finest and funniest comedians, very good indeed (again)
Horrifyingly spot on 😂😂
Worked for Lizzie for 90+ years 😊
One thing we must mention is that you're brilliant.
excellent Matt
Very well mentioned 😏, we don't hear enough balanced unbiased reporting of some things that barely get a mention these days. I'm sure many famous commentators and reporters are just gagging to 😯
Spot on as ever👍
What we really need is more unbiased presenters like laura toryiceburg.only joking.
There are a bunch of nasty tweats around at the moment.
Truly top drawer stuff Matt.
I want it!😅
Fantastic! 😂😂😂
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it...
The great British Media in a nutshell...
0:33 Upside-down Union Flag (I can't be the first 🥇 one to notice 😊😂🎉). Distressing 😢.
Is this a new definition of "political correctness"?
Nice Faulty Towers tribute 😊
Brilliant
Yep, this!👆
Sad but true comedy gold.
Well I was going to recommend this video to a friend, but for some reason I couldn't
I was going to mention
Shhhh!!!
DON'T MENTION IT!
A problem ignored is a problem for someone else in the future?
Where can I buy some?
The flag is upside down!!!
Deliberately to show our distress
The Union flag shown at the beginning is upside down. That is internationally recognised as a distress signal.
You get it
THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING COVID
I'd tell you how good this was, but I got the point of the video... 😶
No mention of HS2 or the nukes issues.
So not tmi, say dmi. Ta.
Don't ment...
Buy two "Don't mention it!" and get a "Let that sink in", absolutely free*
*While stocks last. Value of "Let that sink in" will rapidly depreciate and you mind may be at risk. May contain nuts.
Brexit means Brexit.
BBC ethos
💯😁
💯👍
💯🤬
🤫
VG
Don't mention what exactly? These sunlight uplands are so "up" that the hypoxia is bliss...
Giving tens of billions of pounds of taxpayers' money to your chums under the guise of PPE contracts- Don't mention it!
Waste 37 billion on private incompetent tack and trace,don't mention it.
Allow bogus companies billions of money through inadequate vetting systems.dont mention it.
Allow water companies to borrow billions to distribute to their shareholders,then pollute the rivers,then ask the customers to pay again to sort out the mess,don't mention it.
Take billions of money from the budgets of councils,then sit back and watch them go bankrupt,don't mention it.
😄xx
No one mentioning the sh×t storm coming our way if Trump gets reelected !
Bit naive
Looool
This video is a panacea that could go viral. Eh...
Only one vaxx is controversial, and for bpoody good reasons
Dont mention what?! Dont mention what?! Come on for goodness sake tell me!! Mention what!? *shakes you by the shoulder*
Easy, easy, take it cool, man. I told Matt not to do this one, but he said he didn't care about you, or me. The worriers have been treated badly for centuries. We worry about everything, and worry about having nothing to worry about. Then things get half said, and it all bright red for hours.
Big breaths, that's it. Easy, easy.
If you use enough DMI you get a free crate of 4-getit.
Thanks
The Union flag shown at the beginning is upside down. That is internationally recognised as a distress signal.