And tomorrow all negative comments about Musk will have an automated response saying F U R***rd because he's the king of "free speech". (King of thin skin more like)
You may not have noticed but he speaks to way more than the working class as you will understand by listening to the grovelling and arse licking of Badenoch, Farage, Jenrick, Tice and a variety of other millionaires and parliamentarians. And the thing is, they have way more power and influence than any of the British working class.
Exactly, thank you Matt ... edited reporting "to make it seem like he's more of a concerned observer" is so true, so sad, so maddening. Love your work!
@@RichWoods23...but he is a thin-skinned narcissist known to do short-sighted things to protect his ego Let's all call him a chicken if he doesn't go 😁
I think I detected a bit of sarcasm. Watch yourself. You will get no other warnings. Although our benevolent leader totally loves free speech and will give his life to defend it, you must use this freedom to respectfully support him at all times or prove that you are not mature enough to handle it. He won't be angry, just disappointed.
Was just watching Phil talking about it. He had a copy of the text. Although it mentioned another enquiry near the end of it, the first few lines were designed to kill the bill as you say. This made the rest of the amendment irrelevant as the bill would have been dead at that point.
I find it nauseating how they fawn over every drug addled tweet of his, claiming it to obviously be some really intelligent thing and we need to bow to his demand because he's rich on paper.
'adolescent neurosis, racist psychosis' - you could definitely give Kendrick a run for his money! Seriously though, keep it coming Matt everything you've highlighted about the media is deadly accurate, we need you so much ❤
On the nose once again Matt, even those that detest Musk are spending huge amounts of time talking about him. I cannot recall whose gag this is (Neil Delamere? )but his Mum couldn't spell Noel so we should not take him seriously
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Nice piece. Do you take suggestions for new jokes? If so... I got to thinking about what happened in 2016... I think it was like a cyber-Pearl-Harbor that we didn't even notice at the time. It's like someone noticed that attacking America straight up was a bad idea, so the best approach had to be a divide-and-conquer attack from within exploiting America's weaknesses. Like the presidential election system and the American fondness for shiny gadgets. Or another unfunny joke about great fortunes. Remember Balzac saying they are always built on great crimes? I slightly disagree, because some of them come from lotteries, and a good lottery is only a crime if you're not allowed to take the suckers' money. Musk might have a loophole there? But what about America's great fortune based on crimes against the Native Americans (genocide, etc.) and the slaves (duh)?
I opened a Twitter account (now known a X) last year, only to be confronted my Musk’s mug, and the prompt to follow him. The first thing I did was block him. I deleted the account less than 48 hours later.
Tweets are now called Excretions
And tomorrow all negative comments about Musk will have an automated response saying F U R***rd because he's the king of "free speech". (King of thin skin more like)
x-cretions
It's spelled Xcretions though
Excrements?? 😂
😂😂😂
I'm laughing at this, because the alternative is sobbing uncontrollably as our freedom is eroded whilst the media applauds.
Just spot on !!! Well done, Matt !
Nothing speaks to the average working class British person, like a South African Nepo Tech Baron!
You may not have noticed but he speaks to way more than the working class as you will understand by listening to the grovelling and arse licking of Badenoch, Farage, Jenrick, Tice and a variety of other millionaires and parliamentarians. And the thing is, they have way more power and influence than any of the British working class.
Because they all secretly imagine themselves being like him.
Nail. Head.
Bravo!
Exactly, thank you Matt ... edited reporting "to make it seem like he's more of a concerned observer" is so true, so sad, so maddening. Love your work!
Spot on! 😂
Absolutely spot on!
Thank you - I hadn't heard the term "wrecking amendment" before, so this was genuinely informative!
It's like watching the actual news these days 😭thanks Matt
Superb!
Brilliant!
Musk, the scent of Mars, the sooner he’s sent the better.
He's not serious about going to Mars. It's just more grandstanding.
@@RichWoods23...but he is a thin-skinned narcissist known to do short-sighted things to protect his ego
Let's all call him a chicken if he doesn't go 😁
Jeez. You've just nailed. Musk..
Simply brilliant, right on the button 😂
Twitter becomes X becomes Xitter. Much xitter than it was before. You no longer Tweet, you Xit. A big, stinking Xit.
💩
I certainly hope Musk doesn't get X'ed out while using the X-walk
I think I detected a bit of sarcasm. Watch yourself. You will get no other warnings. Although our benevolent leader totally loves free speech and will give his life to defend it, you must use this freedom to respectfully support him at all times or prove that you are not mature enough to handle it. He won't be angry, just disappointed.
bravo.
This is good satire
Lone Skum
The amount of times I've heard them say 215 million followers instead of being honest that all it was, was a tweet with a few thousand likes
amount of times i've heard them say he "landed a rocket" ffs, no he didn't
I remember the days when gaslighting was two words, and meant something completely different...
Always spot on.
Being rich is so boring, a disgrace. Nobody should be allowed to become as rich as these communication-tech stars.
The actual amendment was worse: it would have denied the bill a second reading. It crucially did not call for an inquiry.
Was just watching Phil talking about it. He had a copy of the text. Although it mentioned another enquiry near the end of it, the first few lines were designed to kill the bill as you say. This made the rest of the amendment irrelevant as the bill would have been dead at that point.
@@weswheel4834 Phil Moorhouse of A Different Bias?
Splendid piss take. Happy New Year to you too😊
00:40 Xcretes.
😅😅😅
such a sickening twisted time to be alive.
Living at the time of the black plague must have been more sickening, I guess
I find it nauseating how they fawn over every drug addled tweet of his, claiming it to obviously be some really intelligent thing and we need to bow to his demand because he's rich on paper.
All hail chairman Musk
Musky Pong
Oh how I long for the days of…And Now For Something Completely Different…😂
thank you
Fab! Well done!
I look forward to Elon's private jet having 'technical issues'
Musk is really cocky for someone who wasn't voted for by anyone.
Getting elected is for the little people. Real men buy elections.
'adolescent neurosis, racist psychosis' - you could definitely give Kendrick a run for his money! Seriously though, keep it coming Matt everything you've highlighted about the media is deadly accurate, we need you so much ❤
It is genuinely so tiring.
Matt, You gonna get cancel bad. Next J. Goodenough report from Mars 😂😂😂
Hahah, oh wait, it's just what's happening 😭
Totally right the BBC is obsessed with him.
Thank you for explaining the "wrecking amendment" and why labour voted against it. I wish MSM actually explained things properly 😢
exactly
Can't we all chip in and crowd fund a rocket to send Musk to Mars economy class.
😂😂😂😂!
F*cking Brilliant Matt. Thank you, thank you!
So true
0:33 I believe the correct verb is "Xcrete."
Another nail firmly hit my good man 😂
yes, "vomits".
😬 SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE 😬.
yup keep repeating that until it's true
I think having Elon Musk in your house would be worse than being in prison. That’s why I think that maybe Trump has got some karma.
Can someone please arrange his no returns or refunds flight to Mars?
Sarcasm does not work, when you are telling the truth Matt!?! We are screwed. Our media bows down to Overlord Musk!!
On the nose once again Matt, even those that detest Musk are spending huge amounts of time talking about him. I cannot recall whose gag this is (Neil Delamere? )but his Mum couldn't spell Noel so we should not take him seriously
Presumably you will also invite him to all panel shows, chat shows and whatever other shows?
no need. from musks tweets to your ears, anywhere in the world
Just like his mate Nige. Ex-mate Nige. Nige must be feeling quite a prat right now.
damn this was so good i was hoping it would have more
Dr evil
At least Dr Evil was funny
@vinceely2906 agreed
Hahahahaha,nice one.
we are in a dystopia.
*EVEN MY A-POLITICAL SISTER* was screaming about the wall to wall, floor to ceiling endless coverage of every Xcreatiuon Elon Ponzi is having
Thanks for sharing such valuable information! I need some advice: My OKX wallet holds some USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (mistake turkey blossom warfare blade until bachelor fall squeeze today flee guitar). Could you explain how to move them to Binance?
Nice piece. Do you take suggestions for new jokes? If so...
I got to thinking about what happened in 2016... I think it was like a cyber-Pearl-Harbor that we didn't even notice at the time. It's like someone noticed that attacking America straight up was a bad idea, so the best approach had to be a divide-and-conquer attack from within exploiting America's weaknesses. Like the presidential election system and the American fondness for shiny gadgets.
Or another unfunny joke about great fortunes. Remember Balzac saying they are always built on great crimes? I slightly disagree, because some of them come from lotteries, and a good lottery is only a crime if you're not allowed to take the suckers' money. Musk might have a loophole there? But what about America's great fortune based on crimes against the Native Americans (genocide, etc.) and the slaves (duh)?
The thoughts of Chairman Elon
I opened a Twitter account (now known a X) last year, only to be confronted my Musk’s mug, and the prompt to follow him.
The first thing I did was block him. I deleted the account less than 48 hours later.
Let's hope Space Karen doesn't buy TH-cam!!!
It's almost as if the Tories don't want to implement the recommendations their inquiry came up with 🤔
He's like Syndrome from The Incredibles except he's Main Character Syndrome.
As Elon Musk owns everyone. Well everyone is owning him back. And many celebrities have left X to go elsewhere including Bluesky.
I love that you can block topics on Blue Sky. It's my "No Elon" space.
👍
Wishing you success and great ideas 💡 for 2025’ the year of the wood 🪵 snake 🐍 😊☺️👵🏻🇩🇪
Thanks for your very informative and inspiring post …
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Twix.
Please no. My feed has more Musk than a multi storey car park has piss smells.
I am indescribably tired of his unsettlingly strange face.
🤮
Elon for UK President 🤔
Hahahahaha. Call in the straight jacket folk. We have a live one!
He wants you to install him as King. King and Prophet. Bow down, minion!