The Secret Horror of Mario Anatomy

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  • @darkner2390
    @darkner2390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3878

    Can we talk about how koopas and their shells can be separated, but the same doesn't apply to IRL turtles, since it's literally part of their skeleton?

    • @TrulyBS-QJ
      @TrulyBS-QJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      where's the realism?

    • @JTeenmining
      @JTeenmining 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Yeah... that is soooo weird... like... for most of my life I thought turtles were like snails except their shells grew... not that dumb considering all the media I've seen about turtles either had them not mention it, or have the turtles able to leave their shells... I think there was even a kid's show where the mc is a turtle and took off his shell... and I mean very early kid's show

    • @chrisflanagan7564
      @chrisflanagan7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@JTeenmining bit confused, snail shells do grow... Do you mean like hermit crabs or something?

    • @indigofenix00
      @indigofenix00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The funny thing is that there seem to be two distinct kinds of koopas - four-legged turtle-like ones whose shells don't come off (seen mostly in games prior to SMW), and two-legged ones who seem to be more like beaked reptile people who wear shells as clothes. My headcanon is that they are actually two different species who are not even related, though we never see both in the same game, these rules are consistent across the series.

    • @mr.whimsic6902
      @mr.whimsic6902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Over the Hedge LIED to me

  • @pyragaflare
    @pyragaflare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    I loved how casual Mario said “horror beyond horrors” after hatching the yoshi egg.

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BrutallyHonestRevs it's time to let it die unfortunately.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can we all just rage for a moment about the fact the Dorkly Mario would've been at least a million times better than Chris Pratt????

    • @ToonyTalesX
      @ToonyTalesX ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nahor88No

    • @AbsnormalCoolest
      @AbsnormalCoolest ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nahor88tf this gotta do with anything bro

  • @sixtybuzzer8373
    @sixtybuzzer8373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4776

    Lessoned learned: Never look up ANY character's feet.

    • @shinobipizza
      @shinobipizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Hey, it's Marianne!

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Except Kirby.

    • @hour236
      @hour236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Definitely. You'll regret it for sure. It gets weird really fast.

    • @SpadesG
      @SpadesG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Any character part in general.. 😶

    • @lightbluewaves5526
      @lightbluewaves5526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      As a foot fetishist, you are correct

  • @BlueJourney2719
    @BlueJourney2719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Fun Fact: Yoshi is actually wearing shoes. Official Nintendo art shows him without his shoes. I just searched it up. So apparently he is born with shoes on.

    • @foxmccloudizsexy
      @foxmccloudizsexy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I think yoshi born with shoes thing was just had something to do with hardware limitations or laziness by Nintendo and never bother changing the trend. Of course Yoshi has feet, I'm not sure if it's canonical that they are born with it though. The saddle is canonical a shell though.

    • @shannonfoley8515
      @shannonfoley8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can just imagine them putting on their shoes before hatching lol

    • @thomas2390
      @thomas2390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why Would Anatomy Work this Way!?

    • @randomrants148
      @randomrants148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@foxmccloudizsexy Yeah, that would make since mario's mustache was a mistake and was supposed to be Mario's mouth in super Mario Bros because of the limitation.

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Give birth now to get a free Yoshi! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Eject a Yoshi in the next five minutes and we'll throw in this pair of old boots absolutely free!"

  • @frostwolf3002
    @frostwolf3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6037

    Just for anyone who actually cares, yes Yoshi's DO have canonical feet. They have 3 toes and a spot under the foot. all this was found from a 1998 Super Mario story / activity book.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Did it also explain why they're born with shoes on?^^

    • @MopedOfJustice
      @MopedOfJustice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      But is that canon?

    • @frostwolf3002
      @frostwolf3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @Over Starter I think there was a actual Nintendo video where they mentioned this though I think they were very vague on it but at the same time we've seen toads with hair sooo my money is on it being a Hat.

    • @najhoant
      @najhoant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I also remember a Mario animated series where we see that Toad's mushroom top is actually a hat

    • @frostwolf3002
      @frostwolf3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@hazukichanx408 No that question will probably never get a direct answer. If you asked Nintendo they'd give you a response like "Oh that is a Mystery that even we can't fathom" or some other cryptic nonsense lol It's no different then when people kept asking who the mother of Bowser Jr. was.. (If you never seen the video, Miyamoto just points at himself.)

  • @rebal180
    @rebal180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    I love how the voice of Yoshi is always just Tony's normal voice. It's like he's speaking directly through Yoshi. Sort of like Seth MacFarlane with Brian.

    • @IckusVickus
      @IckusVickus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And all I hear is Tails

    • @chronictimewasterdisease
      @chronictimewasterdisease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@IckusVickus nah tails has slighty different voice

    • @SSKO2
      @SSKO2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And mega man and DK at times

    • @rebal180
      @rebal180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SSKO2 Yes he uses his normal voice for quite a few characters actually. Although Megaman doesn't appear that much anymore.

    • @SuperHyperRed
      @SuperHyperRed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty sure that's Mike Parker. Cause that definitely sounds like him. He also voices Tails from some Dorkly videos and Sonic for Hire

  • @RiCCreate
    @RiCCreate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1977

    This is more bloody and humorous than Mario in Mortal Kombat. Dorkly you’re starting in the right direction again

    • @Dustrylite
      @Dustrylite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo i won't

    • @bitten2up
      @bitten2up 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up spamm

    • @jellymelon643
      @jellymelon643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      weird was my comment here or..? eh whatever then

    • @Diaphat
      @Diaphat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Please take a break from literal pokedex, Dorkly. PLEASE!

    • @MCAiryn
      @MCAiryn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Diaphat I agree. I don't like the Pokedex entry videos.

  • @Akira625
    @Akira625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I was genuinely surprised when Nintendo revealed that the mushroom caps were actually the top part of the heads of the Toads, I had always thought of them as a kind of turban.

    • @JediDrewsterT
      @JediDrewsterT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Especially since Toad's cap was a hat in the Super Mario Super Show. He even uses it as a parachute

    • @thedman1754
      @thedman1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, but he can shoot spores out of it in smash.

    • @juliaportes6603
      @juliaportes6603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Didn't toad take off his mushroom cap off in the TV Series? Or is it like a Mandela effect? Cuz I remember that toads have 3 hair treads on top of their heads...

    • @Akira625
      @Akira625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@juliaportes6603 Yeah he actually did that.

    • @robiginal
      @robiginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well Toads ARE mushrooms, it's not like fungi in the wild just occasionally have no caps.

  • @choboy46
    @choboy46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    I like how they just stop worrying about anything once they start talking about perverts

    • @StoMoComedoPro
      @StoMoComedoPro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @nicklespale22
      @nicklespale22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually started when they realized toad's hat was his head

    • @m-w-y7325
      @m-w-y7325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's just that fucked up obviously, just trying searching for any cartoon with any anatomy part and your gonna wish you hadn't done that.

    • @SpoonAtNoon
      @SpoonAtNoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's like fighting fire with fire
      Or in this case fire with the freaking sun

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perverts can ruin even a good bleeding.

  • @ChibipieKagane
    @ChibipieKagane ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:15 I like that Yoshi got curious to how Toads would have been born with the mushroom hat heads as part of their bodies, and just forgot the pain he was feeling of literally skinning his feet off.

  • @markcrawford5810
    @markcrawford5810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    I genuinely laughed at the line "all the perverts."

    • @companyfunnyvideo5260
      @companyfunnyvideo5260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      İmagine nintendo made this game called: super mario bros: putting yoshi's shoes back

    • @chadgorosaurus4898
      @chadgorosaurus4898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bro it's so true

    • @Bob-wr4vg
      @Bob-wr4vg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't even get it man. It's a DINOSAUR. Why would you TAKE TIME TO DRAW SOMETHING LIKE THAT

    • @markcrawford5810
      @markcrawford5810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Bob-wr4vg It's the Internet. Someone will draw something about anything. Doesn't matter the sex, age, species or if it's a real creature, object, concept.

    • @glumanteri
      @glumanteri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Foot fetish people 😄

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1:12
    (Spongebob voice): “I didn’t know this was a hat!”
    “It wasn’t…”

  • @patrickslattery4447
    @patrickslattery4447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The most shocking part of this video is seeing Mario actually *caring* about Yoshi’s well-being.

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They were in Peach's Castle, and she's a notoriously outspoken PETA member. Mario has to keep up a certain act around Yoshi when within range of Peach.

  • @jacksondesorcy1851
    @jacksondesorcy1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I like how when they get to talking about the perverts, they just act like they forgot that Yoshi was LITERALLY BLEEDING OUT and that Toad accidently COMMITTED SUICIDE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!!!

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Jackson Desorcy. It made me chuckle. What would it even funnier is if Yoshi did a Google search on Peach's feet and inadvertently, pissed off Mario.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    1:20
    Yoshi : "Is every toad a C-Section ?"
    Mr. Yoshisaur, you do realize that Mushrooms reproduce through Spores, right ???

  • @1BlueYoshi
    @1BlueYoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Boshi from Super Mario RPG has his feet visible, and they are regular sharp-toed lizard feet. Toad's mushroom is definitely part of his head though, that's why all the toads in Mario Odyssey wear hats on top of the mushroom. Maybe they reproduce by spores and so they grow out of the ground? I think it's best not to think about it

    • @indigofenix00
      @indigofenix00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My theory is that the mushroom is a symbiote or parasite that is bonded with the host species for life, basically like the Pokemon Paras. They are born like humans (maybe even ARE humans whose growth is stunted by the parasite) and the mushroom infects the baby as soon as it is born.

    • @EmperorSeth
      @EmperorSeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Mario Brothers were canonically delivered by a stork, so I'm guessing pregnancy isn't really an issue here.

    • @1BlueYoshi
      @1BlueYoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@indigofenix00 Wow, I wish I could un-read that!

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IDK, you need to take a look at the super show, toad can take off his mushroom.

    • @callmecharlie4250
      @callmecharlie4250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JamesTDG not canon

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I did the exact same thing by googling Yoshi's feet without shoes and some appear normal. But this really explains why Yoshis are born with shoes for feet.

    • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
      @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sonic would be very depressed about this

    • @skeletonmemelord7779
      @skeletonmemelord7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in all honesty i'd imagine Yoshis having raptor-like feet underneath the shoes. because you know, dinosaur and all that.

    • @MagcargoMan
      @MagcargoMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skeletonmemelord7779 Well Boshi's clawed toes stick out of his shoes in Super Mario RPG. Those were pretty raptor-like.

    • @foursidekm
      @foursidekm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skeletonmemelord7779 he does have pretty human-shaped hands though

  • @LucienYT
    @LucienYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Oh right, all the perverts..."
    If aliens were to ask us what the internet was, I feel like this would be all that would need be said.

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They'd have their OWN internet if they were advanced enough to reach us.

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be honest,that could also apply to "tell us about your species history".

  • @CamFBA
    @CamFBA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    00:32 well... That was horrifying

  • @Nothingisaroundhere
    @Nothingisaroundhere ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:48 I wonder what the thoughts of that Baby Yoshi were when it just got hatched and the first thing it sees is 1: A plumber, 2: someone who has the same species as itself but physically harmed, and 3: a talking fungus who accidentally kills himself.

  • @nanananananananananananana9430
    @nanananananananananananana9430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    What's hilarious is that this could easily be done for Pokemon with Pokemon like Machamp and Sawk.

    • @maxstrike3022
      @maxstrike3022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sawk's belt is it's intestines, which is why it's black like the poliwag line

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maxstrike3022 no wonder its defenses suck...

    • @maxstrike3022
      @maxstrike3022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nathanielbass771 it's weak because it eats vegan, hence the weak intestines. Throh eats a carnivore diet which is why it has stronger intestines and is fatter than Sawk. Wanna know about Hitmonchan's "skirt"?

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nananananananananananananana33 Batman! You made me think of Plague's pokemon animation, "Choose your Partner". Also, why those pokemon? Wouldn't Delphox and those two rabbit pokemon also be at the mercy of those pervs, since they walk on two legs?

    • @nanananananananananananana9430
      @nanananananananananananana9430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sebastiancoar1991 Well, as a bisexual, I do think Machamp got dem muscles and may definitely have its perverts.

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:23 Maybe since they are mushroom creatures they aren’t born like humans are. Maybe they grow from Spores or something?

  • @Inactive18302
    @Inactive18302 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:25 “Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?”
    - Sonic

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When your questions about Toad anatomy is stronger than the blindingly horrendous pain of ridding your flesh off your feet.

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, it *is* a mystery almost forty years in the waiting. Enquiring minds wanna know before we die of old age!

  • @Inferno65
    @Inferno65 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Actually canonically, the mushroom IS a hat.

    • @gabematthews4532
      @gabematthews4532 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I’ve seen toad take it off in the cartoon

    • @gligarguy4010
      @gligarguy4010 ปีที่แล้ว

      No? The non-canon cartoon is the only place that ever happened.

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gligarguy4010 Mario canonicity is so inconsistent, that at this point there's really no good argument for anything in it not being canon.

    • @lucasmatthiessen1570
      @lucasmatthiessen1570 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      According to Keegan-Michel Key. It’s not a hat. It’s actually a cap.

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lucasmatthiessen1570
      cap
      /kap/
      noun
      "a kind of soft, flat *hat* typically with a visor"

  • @RNE1122
    @RNE1122 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the kind of animation that if I saw as a child I would be traumatized.

  • @thatoneyoshiwithwifi2452
    @thatoneyoshiwithwifi2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And that's why I always kept my shoes on forever

  • @mediaknight
    @mediaknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Huh, feet. And brains too, I guess”

  • @NickNackItaliano777
    @NickNackItaliano777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You would think Mario would have plenty medical equipment somewhere rather than calling an ambulance since he's a doctor 🤣

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why even think that far? He has literal "get out of death for free" mushrooms. But like hell is he sharing his 1-Up stash with the pipsqueak, apparently.

    • @GreenSonic4975
      @GreenSonic4975 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mario and Dr Mario arent the same people

  • @Lenariet
    @Lenariet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Darkly Bits are back, and here thought I was gonna sleep without nightmares!
    Also kudos to Yoshi for taking all that serious blood loss like a champ towards the end!

  • @wyattmiranda3484
    @wyattmiranda3484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    It’s always a good day when dorkly uploads

  • @psychopianist630
    @psychopianist630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The worst part about this is that Mario isn't wearing socks

  • @elecmagpulse7385
    @elecmagpulse7385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Technically Yoshi canonically has paws for feet. Kinda weird considering he’s a reptile, but hey, this is the Mario series. Weirder things have happened.

    • @zachcrawford5
      @zachcrawford5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think dinosaurs were reptiles.

    • @blitzbase
      @blitzbase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zachcrawford5 are you okay in the head?

    • @zachcrawford5
      @zachcrawford5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blitzbase Most dinosaurs appeared to have been warm blooded and many had feathers. These are traits not associated with reptiles -_-

    • @blitzbase
      @blitzbase 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachcrawford5What has feathers and paws?

    • @zachcrawford5
      @zachcrawford5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blitzbase Okay, what are you on about?

  • @MF100
    @MF100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just googled “yoshi feet” and the first thing I see is a yoshi licking another yoshi’s feet

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact they took them off so easily means they had more wrong with their bodies than they thought.

  • @Jakericeiscool
    @Jakericeiscool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is like a creepypasta like peach's crown is flesh, toads hat is flash and Yoshi's boots are fresh

  • @thejonbrownshow8470
    @thejonbrownshow8470 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how toad and Yoshi obliviously try to follow Mario's orders without knowing their anatomy😅

  • @marcospereira5101
    @marcospereira5101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    R.I.P. Toad 1985-2022 Killed by Yoshi.

  • @g-burtfred1106
    @g-burtfred1106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought Yoshi took a "Luigi" at the beginning of the video. They were just Mario's shoes.

    • @jellymelon643
      @jellymelon643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol same

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Given how they must smell after all that running and jumping.. what's the real difference? It's still something stinky and brown covered in the blood of his enemies.

  • @hipnosreturn2
    @hipnosreturn2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DR. MARIO ... After the events of the video, Mario quit being a plumber, went to medical school and became Dr. Mario.

  • @StoMoComedoPro
    @StoMoComedoPro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:13 Actually Mario was raised by Yoshi

    • @Skoopbooppoop
      @Skoopbooppoop 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not A yoshi
      The egg yoshi not the first yoshi

    • @Somtejesstudios
      @Somtejesstudios 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Skoopbooppoop
      Let's be real, all green Yoshi are pretty much the Main one

    • @kosmokittens
      @kosmokittens 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Somtejesstudios incorrect. In New Yoshi island for the DS/3DS The plot of it shows that there are seven star babies being the main characters that we know today known as Mario, Luigi, peach, Bowser, Wario, donkey Kong, and Yoshi meaning that the star baby Yoshi is the original and considered the one who has a house rather than just living on Yoshi’s Island

    • @DKCfan10
      @DKCfan10 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kosmokittenshey, someone else who knows about this. I was worried I was the only one.

  • @StinkySeaGoat
    @StinkySeaGoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But toad CAN take off his hat and yoshi can take his shoes off….

  • @Joesephicus
    @Joesephicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Fun fact: In the super Mario brothers super show, Toad can take off his hat, and use it as a parachute

    • @dashy111
      @dashy111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really?
      🤨🤨🤨

    • @monobro141
      @monobro141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dashy111 yes he did it in the first episode

  • @birthdayboyblam7900
    @birthdayboyblam7900 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how the flesh under Yoshi’s “Shoes” look like socks

  • @Carium1
    @Carium1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always thought toads were just people who fell victim to Ophiocordyceps. In fact, right when he went to take his mushroom off I thought he was gonna start freaking out about how long he was under control for.

  • @OmegaZyion
    @OmegaZyion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Toad, take off your hat and fan Yoshi."
    I know where this is going, and I was not disappointed.

  • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
    @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:42 Pokémon Egg Logic. Dorkly: “If Pokédex entries were literal” (Volume 21)

  • @GamezIdiot
    @GamezIdiot ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For someone who lost the skin on their feet, Yoshi sure didn’t seem to be in too much pain

  • @g-burtfred1106
    @g-burtfred1106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dorkly could make this segment "Untold Stories of the ER: Mushroom Kingdom."

  • @BeaconLight7
    @BeaconLight7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair, Mario and Luigi were born with their hats on.

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The perverts have ruined everything, I remember the good days when people found the correct results for Luigi Pants

    • @OmegaZyion
      @OmegaZyion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was like what, the first month Google went live?

  • @seeps9353
    @seeps9353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least Sonic didn't show his sweaty blue dogs.

  • @wickedchild8501
    @wickedchild8501 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how this episode starts as body horror and ends as a casual talk about lewd art

  • @RikuMasamune
    @RikuMasamune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First result under Yoshi... Yoshi Feet. Well, played. Well, played.

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But according to the first Yoshi you rescue, weren't the Yoshi's in Super Mario World trapped in those eggs by Bowser? In other words, you're not birthing them with shoes on, but rather freeing them from that magic captivity.

  • @reijigamer
    @reijigamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like this Toad isn't the one from the Super Mario Super Show cartoons.

  • @jive238
    @jive238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After watching this the first thing that came to mind was Boshi, you know that edgy yoshi from mario rpg with his sharp shades, spiked collar/rings and torn up shoes with his clawed toes sticking out.

  • @RJ_Ehlert
    @RJ_Ehlert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey, Toads aren't born with big heads.

  • @59master60
    @59master60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how yoshi’s voice actor is Sonic for hire Tails

  • @ajstouffer6247
    @ajstouffer6247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cheapest ambulance available, never change Dorkly Mario.

  • @Mr.Feather130
    @Mr.Feather130 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For anyone who are mario experts,yoshi canonically had toes where it's three toes and a spot under them,the yoshi without shoes was shown in some artwork of him from the 90s

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mushrooms grow as a pin and start off with their cap folded down. As the cap grows out, there is a veil under that tears, allowing the mushroom to spread spores. Perhaps Toad folk don't start off with their caps when they are born?

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Glad they both agreed on what “Yoshi feet” could possibly be on the internet

  • @HKG4
    @HKG4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how in the second half they’re so calm even though Yoshi is probably gonna die of blood loss

  • @ExiledWolf84
    @ExiledWolf84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always assumed that Yoshis have three toes with claws at the end, like Boshi has on Super Mario RPG.
    Being that it's the only actual Nintendo game that shows that detail, that's always what I assumed would be the case.

    • @Nothingisaroundhere
      @Nothingisaroundhere ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean they are Dinosaurs/Lizards.
      In fact now that I realize it, a huge majority of the Mario cast are lizards.

  • @underboundsans166
    @underboundsans166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reminds me of the time I looked up "knuckles no gloves" and I found out his knuckle spikes are just the weird way his hands are shaped

  • @skyender8353
    @skyender8353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yoshi: *is in pain*
    Also Yoshi near the end: I'm perfectly fine

  • @joeypickering5273
    @joeypickering5273 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how calm Yoshi is in about 30 seconds of basically tearing his flesh and skin off

  • @christopherjakel1049
    @christopherjakel1049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mario after this interaction: "A Peach. I woulda love to shava my mustache lika you want me to. But Imma now kinda against the idea."

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Peach points to her scalp sticking out of her removed crown) *Don't you dare even try testing me today you Sopranos reject* .

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it would make a disturbing if hilarious video for the various mario species to just "discover" how weird their cartoon physics bodies are XD example, Dry Bones can survive in lava. Chain Chomps are somehow entirely made of metal but require food. Koopas have a detachable shell (would be funny to see a koopa shell store that they're all in line to buy from XD )

  • @adamkrasneski3679
    @adamkrasneski3679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mario skits >>>>>>>>>> literal poke entries. Welcome back my supposed plumber friend!

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That one Mario cartoon tv show: "Am I a joke to you?"
    "Maybe, but you're certainly not canon."

  • @JimmyJoeBob
    @JimmyJoeBob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean, first google result was a legit canon illustration of his feet.

  • @Mr_Astro-Vera
    @Mr_Astro-Vera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Its been long 1:41

  • @Potato_Pics
    @Potato_Pics ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the Mario bros supershow toad used his mushroom top as a parachute

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:17 *visible confusion* I've watched the super show for both smb3 and smw... I don't remember the mushrooms being part of their anatomy

  • @Xolcm
    @Xolcm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mario: I need the cheapest ambulance you have... no, that's too cheap.

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It really blew my mind (more than Toad removing his hat) that Mario ordering the cheapest ambulance available was the sole reason that Yoshi didn't bleed to death after removing his shoes that were also anatomically his feet.

  • @Dusk_Mightyena
    @Dusk_Mightyena ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The same can be said about Pokémon, take raboot for example. Imagine the bunny taking off its “hoodie” only to end up ripping off its entire body’s skin from his neck all the way down to its toes.

  • @xXHawtyShawtyXx
    @xXHawtyShawtyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It’s nice to see another Mario dorky bit

  • @phorchybug3286
    @phorchybug3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was too cursed for me.

  • @bigguy952
    @bigguy952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Seeing Yoshi’s reaction was so graphic. Job well done dorkly

  • @SuperStopMotions50
    @SuperStopMotions50 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that a minute later Yoshi doesn’t give a sh*t about his ripped off skin.

  • @Vanta526
    @Vanta526 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I randomly thought of this video, but it was just 1:31.
    (11/14/2024 edit: Again!)

  • @S8EdgyVA
    @S8EdgyVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just looked up "Yoshi without shoes canon" and found no perverts... but no results either

  • @pasqualembisceglia1989
    @pasqualembisceglia1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yoshi's shoes and Toad's mushroom cap should stay on permanently like in the game.

  • @Fizzie_Fiend
    @Fizzie_Fiend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I mean. If Yoshi isn't wearing a saddle or anything like a horse and actually has a perfect Seat Shaped shell it'd be reasonably to expect his anatomy to include feet that look like shoes

  • @thisrandomdude2880
    @thisrandomdude2880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ok so, according to Yoshiaki Koizumi (the guy who produced Mario Odyssey), Toads don't wear hats, that's just their heads. On the other hand, in old Mario comics from the 90's, Yoshi's shoes do indeed come off. They got three toes and some paw pad type shit on their underfoot.

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paw beans? WHY ONLY ONE THO
      And why would a reptile have paws instead of lizard-ish feet anyways? Oh well, who cares? paws are cute.

    • @MrBlitzardo21
      @MrBlitzardo21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WinVisten it's mario series

  • @SebastianAlvarado-xf1gu
    @SebastianAlvarado-xf1gu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact that Yoshi always wears shoes is yet another reason why he is not allowed in the castle

  • @slacknhash
    @slacknhash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Y'know, *I'm not sure Mario's a real doctor...*

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You bought that he was even *a real plumber* ?

    • @monobro141
      @monobro141 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His own creator doesn't even trust Dr Mario to operate on him

    • @monobro141
      @monobro141 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidhenry8750 him znd his brother go down pipes and jumps on turtles how is that supose to fix a leak

  • @shayoko6
    @shayoko6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yoshi feet search results were not bad.

  • @TheNonameHousehold
    @TheNonameHousehold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm glad that the hats versus head thing ended with paper jam, confirming that they're two separate worlds and in the world of Paper Mario they are indeed hats... but that's not the case for 3D Mario's world 👟😌🍄
    ~Adam

  • @beckyclaridge3901
    @beckyclaridge3901 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:38 yoshi: "oh shit that's right you literally never see me without these shoes on! I was born with these on!"

  • @Beer_Wolf
    @Beer_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Toad's shroom head is a hat, going by the old cartoons... 😅

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Beer Wolf. I was expecting Toad to take off his shroom hat and have a little head; and then both Mario and Yoshi freak out, only for Toad to point out that at least he wasn't bleeding out... 🤣

  • @ComicMakerBoyo
    @ComicMakerBoyo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait no! Toads mushroom is a hat! It’s in the cartoon he takes it off!

  • @bloodystatic4156
    @bloodystatic4156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact: When a horse has no hooves, it looks so cursed!

  • @HB-oj1nj
    @HB-oj1nj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Talked about Creeper Anatomy = Yoshi Anatomy = Toad Anatomy

  • @jaredcook4414
    @jaredcook4414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Maybe the toads pop out all tiny from their mother, like on a moist rotting log or something
    Would still be horrifying to witness, however…

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you know how baby skulls are soft enough to go oval shaped when they're born? Yeah like that but even more.

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do you assume they give birth at all? They are mushrooms, so why shouldn't they just send out spores?

    • @turbobist2889
      @turbobist2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if they just plant mushrooms so they turn into Toads.

    • @jaredcook4414
      @jaredcook4414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turbobist2889 But the ones planted in question blocks end up eaten by Mario and used as temporary steroids that fade the second he takes mild damage from a Goomba

  • @tigresstia325
    @tigresstia325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Did you try looking up Yoshi feet?"
    Me: No! Don't make me do this...

  • @JHaras
    @JHaras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    According to the SMBSS, the Toad heads were actually hats though. I remember him taking it off by the sink and squeezing water out of it. Also you can see Toad’s head briefly in Adventures of SMB3 at least once.
    Debatable whether canonical, BUT! Toad’s voice from the games originates from SMBSS.
    So at least there’s that. Wow, probably nerdiest comment I’ll ever write. And I want the old Mario figure in Kungsbacka, Sweden back!

    • @MeowthRocket
      @MeowthRocket 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks to John Stocker!

    • @JHaras
      @JHaras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MeowthRocket What do you know! I didn’t get the English voices as a kid, it was dubbed 🙂

  • @MeleLolesio-nk4xy
    @MeleLolesio-nk4xy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    l like when mario tries to be nice to yoshi something still bad happens