The Cheesiest Homemade Texas Queso (2 Ways)

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  • @kostasmakris7878
    @kostasmakris7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    Josh: "Not everything I eat is fancy and this is one of them"
    Also Josh: "aaaand we're going to make Josh's fancy version

    • @HANSE658
      @HANSE658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and it was like 10 seconds later "fake shock"

    • @danaewilliams7871
      @danaewilliams7871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr lol! I was bout to write this same comment!

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Josh: "Not everything I eat is fancy and this is one of them"
      Josh: "Here, take that cheese soup"

    • @motecarlo1286
      @motecarlo1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro we’re in a comment like war. I keep checking back and sometimes I’m ahead and sometimes you’re ahead. You’re going dooooown

    • @kostasmakris7878
      @kostasmakris7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@motecarlo1286 😂my comment is better than yours, you might offer more info but I offer my spirit over here

  • @motecarlo1286
    @motecarlo1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3021

    Add sodium citrate in the fancy one to fix the texture issue, Papa.

    • @KGillis
      @KGillis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Or just a slice of American.

    • @arietty4769
      @arietty4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Adam ragusea?

    • @xrayguy1981
      @xrayguy1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Yep, sodium citrate is the way to go, especially if you’re going to be reheating leftovers at some point. Stays smooth, unlike his fancy version.

    • @motecarlo1286
      @motecarlo1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      hell yeah I learned that from my boi Adam, wassup?

    • @tmctomas
      @tmctomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@carpediem5232 or Ethan Chlebowski

  • @wolfingitdown2047
    @wolfingitdown2047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    That intro monologue is what I imagine I'd tell me friends about a trip to Texas

    • @miamitl302
      @miamitl302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally nobody talks like that here. Jus sayin

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on TH-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear wolf

    • @wolfingitdown2047
      @wolfingitdown2047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Miami TL well that’s how I talk and I’m here, so that kinda seems invalid

    • @flickshotgirl
      @flickshotgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku i disagree to agree

    • @lailafernandez2879
      @lailafernandez2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I live in Texas and it's what you expect so I'd give this comment a 8.5 out of 10

  • @MrMakeItHappen
    @MrMakeItHappen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Nothing like a good Queso 🔥

  • @olegkudashov2423
    @olegkudashov2423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Hi Joshua, thank you for this video! I am also a professional cook (raised in Houston) and way back when I was obsessed with how to make queso naturally, without that crazy Velveeta stuff. I have been very successful in matching the artificial queso by sweating onions and garlic, then making my bechamel. After cooking out the starch for about 20 minutes, I add Anthony’s cheddar cheese powder and incorporate it. Once I’ve checked for seasoning, I add my chopped Roma tomatoes, chopped jalapeños to taste and the secret I have found to making it taste like the cheese on nachos at the Friday night football game is to add the brine from the store bought jalapeño jar. Not too much, just enough to give it that taste. Try it and see, it tastes exactly like what we remember as children 😊 Jennifer

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm stealing your comment and posting it for my friend who loves to cook, and grew up in Corpus Cristae.

  • @tommyallen7436
    @tommyallen7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Josh should make a kitchen towel with a smily face on it so whenever he makes bread dough that needs to rise, he doesn’t need to use plastic. But he still gets his little mannnn. :)

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He can add googly eyes too!

    • @braelynnpruitt6340
      @braelynnpruitt6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@TheSlavChef avoiding plastic wrap to make plastic eyes on your plastic free towel? Congratulations😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@braelynnpruitt6340 This is how we SLAVS DO ET! :D

    • @shakybarbarian8460
      @shakybarbarian8460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@braelynnpruitt6340 tbf the googly eyes are reusable

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shakybarbarian8460 I knew it!!! :D

  • @melodiesstuff1680
    @melodiesstuff1680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    The sound of the butter hitting the pan killed me. 😂

  • @hapcot
    @hapcot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    "I don't always eat fancy"
    Spends the entire video hating on American Cheese

    • @Dominikmj
      @Dominikmj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You don't need to be fancy hating American cheese. It's like drinking wine - you are not necessarily an elitist by preferring a reasonable quality wine to pruno...

    • @TheNeeenha
      @TheNeeenha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not all American cheese is bad..some are creamy and delicious and some taste like plastick

    • @clutchuwu1355
      @clutchuwu1355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stay away from the shredded and sliced cheese tho, thats next level fake, it barely even melts

    • @jordankosick7178
      @jordankosick7178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus AHHHH I HATE American cheese with a vengeance
      Just... why? It's gross and sticky and it's like pineapple on pizza for me, like why does it taste like that? HELP

    • @lesclaypoolonbass9431
      @lesclaypoolonbass9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheNeeenha I'm a cheapskate when it comes to cheese slices for sandwiches. I just hate spending 3 bucks on good cheese and then I end up throwing half of it away cuz it only stays good for like 7 days after opening. But then I can spend 1 buck on some sketchy American cheese and make it last a month.

  • @Nytemare1989
    @Nytemare1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    If you ever hide avocado's in my queso, im calling the police

    • @PurposeandFlow2891
      @PurposeandFlow2891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @big4jake112
      @big4jake112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right?

    • @RecapRico
      @RecapRico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But you'll go and put queso and guac on the same chip. What's the difference lol

    • @big4jake112
      @big4jake112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RecapRico guacamole has many components.

    • @RecapRico
      @RecapRico 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@big4jake112 no it doesn't lol it's literally like 5 ingredients.

  • @Erin49694
    @Erin49694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    growing up in texas our queso was always a chunk of velveeta melted and mixed with a can of rotel. as i’ve gotten older i’ve learned how to make really good queso but there’s just something about fake american cheese that you can’t replace

    • @jesusknight1
      @jesusknight1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm also in Texas, and we mixed our melted velveeta with mild picante sauce since the kids ate it, and everyone loves it still; we make it for every family gathering.

    • @unidentifiedguy8253
      @unidentifiedguy8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ditto! Velveeta and rotel is still my go-to (also for hot mac and cheese using elbow mac), but I have tried the whole emulsifier with fancier cheeses. Being from Houston, my fave is Chuy's, but now being on the East Coast...well, it is still Chuy's and thank God they exist out here!

    • @brittanyelizabeth3136
      @brittanyelizabeth3136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@unidentifiedguy8253 I need a chuys knockoff recipe

    • @vanillamarshmallow
      @vanillamarshmallow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same. I love the fancy stuff don’t get me wrong but velveeta and rotel just tastes like my childhood and I still love it

    • @unidentifiedguy8253
      @unidentifiedguy8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brittanyelizabeth3136 I haven't been able to find one online yet, though from the basic breakdown, it is likely similar to the velveeta with hatch green chilies and their ranchero sauce (whatever is in that). If I find one, I will definitely post it here.

  • @BM03
    @BM03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    The real reason he didn't name this video But Better is because he would never admit defeat in a But Better.

    • @1014p
      @1014p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok thats pretty funny.

    • @zimmejoc
      @zimmejoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      even though he clearly lost to Krispy Kreme, and I DO NOT like Krispy Kreme donuts. Krispy Kreme is to Josh as Vietnam is to America.

    • @stinkmonger
      @stinkmonger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but better is for brands, not entire categories of food

    • @zimmejoc
      @zimmejoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ghostofrandysavage I don’t think I’ve seen that one, in-n-out is a cult. I’m impressed he took that one on. I thought Texans were crazy for whataburger but that is nothing compared to Californians and their devotion to in-n-out

    • @CreativeChef-qk5qz
      @CreativeChef-qk5qz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Blah blah blah

  • @stephenfindley7353
    @stephenfindley7353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Not everything I eat is fancy"
    "We're gonna make Josh's fancy version"

  • @lisatiberi7448
    @lisatiberi7448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Trader Joe's Cheddar & Gruyere Melange cheese is made for this.

  • @christopherlee9271
    @christopherlee9271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Evaporated milk and 8oz of cheddar. The simplest version of queso I've found. You can add whatever extras you want. Usually just toss in half a chub of chorizo and a cup of salsa.

    • @hayrenmom8855
      @hayrenmom8855 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How much evaporated milk?

    • @sosa5556
      @sosa5556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      any tricks so its not grainy and comes out smooth?

  • @GodfathersPoet
    @GodfathersPoet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Me being lactose intolerant: I can't wait to make this! lol

    • @mczmgamingthings9249
      @mczmgamingthings9249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you do the original version, it won't be so bad. I am also lactose intolerant and American cheese is something that doesn't have an effect on me at all. Mild cheddar is also quite safe. Maybe a bit gassy, at most. Mozzarella, on the other hand.....VERY DIFFERENT STORY!

    • @nothanksplease
      @nothanksplease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I make an almond milk ro. Life changing frens. Don't get sick!!!

    • @dandx67895
      @dandx67895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blend avocado, hot sauce, and nut milk together. Won’t taste the same but yeah if you are really craving for it

  • @jaydenliu2653
    @jaydenliu2653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Day 32 of asking Josh to make a series where he shows us his gone wrongs, and talks about them, especially for his complicated recipes

    • @TheStraycat74
      @TheStraycat74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've been a semi-professional cook on and off since 1992, I Rarely if Ever have a 'gone wrong' but when I do, I eat the evidence.
      Josh is WAY fancier and way higher-scale of a cook than I will ever be. Hell, He's A Chef, I'm JUST a cook.
      everything I make is Good, maybe not fancy, almost NEVER fancy... but it's always good. Josh is better than I am by Lots
      I mean, I set a pretty low bar, but still.

    • @amm3Emma
      @amm3Emma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stop asking cause its a dumb idea and he already shares mistakes sometimes like when he messed up his wonton wrappers

  • @JosephGarcia05
    @JosephGarcia05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    I love how it’s “cheesy queso”, “queso” literally meaning “cheese”. Freakin’ cheesy cheese lmao

    • @andrei89
      @andrei89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I'm mexican, i don't get why people in the US say "queso" like it's an exotic thing, it's literally just cheese.

    • @MelodyLovelace
      @MelodyLovelace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Same energy as "chai tea" ... "chai" literally means tea, fam

    • @JosephGarcia05
      @JosephGarcia05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@andrei89 yeah they don’t have to say “queso dip”. They can literally just say cheese dip

    • @JetsMind
      @JetsMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@andrei89 yeah i'm hispanic and i also don't get it ☹ i find it annoying bc it means all cheese not a dish 😃

    • @JetsMind
      @JetsMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JosephGarcia05 and they say queso so bad 👎😩

  • @TheSlavChef
    @TheSlavChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I bought some spare cheese
    In queso emergency

  • @alvisvalencia
    @alvisvalencia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The audacity of calling Valentina “fancy” lmao

  • @keneanekoopman3384
    @keneanekoopman3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there are these brilliant moments between comedy and cuisine thats jut has me in stitches......

  • @BM03
    @BM03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Josh: Not everything I eat is fancy!
    Also Josh: the regular and then the Fancy Josh version.

  • @TheSlavChef
    @TheSlavChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Sweet dreams are made of cheese
    Who am I to dis a Brie
    I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese
    Everybody's looking for Stilton

    • @BeardGainz
      @BeardGainz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haahhaha, sweet dreams :D

    • @aleksanderaleksandrov1016
      @aleksanderaleksandrov1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wtf

    • @jasminegist1445
      @jasminegist1445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Some of them want to be fondue 🧀

    • @eoyourmom
      @eoyourmom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cheese dreams

    • @Pan00000-t
      @Pan00000-t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jasminegist1445 should be "some of them want to fondue... some of them want to be fondueddddd"

  • @maikebaier8004
    @maikebaier8004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Not everything I eat is fancy
    Literally 5 secs later:
    THE JOSH FANCY VERSION

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The roux route works well enough, but I'm intensely curious about the sodium citrate molecular gastronomy hack for both making cheese dips and homemade mayo as well (though the latter will definitely still feature strong mustards and mild-flavored oils, in the Polish and Japanese styles).
    Also,

    • @sade5693
      @sade5693 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very helpful! Thanks!

    • @Abion47
      @Abion47 ปีที่แล้ว

      American cheese works because it contains emulsifying salts. Sodium citrate is one such emulsifying salt, so you can add it to queso to get the benefit of using American cheese without having to actually use American cheese.

  • @robertbegeal3894
    @robertbegeal3894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Katy Texas here, we put breakfast sausage with onion sweat together then add the velveeta and rotel and cream of mushroom, for heat add whatever pepper you like? Many people put all ingredients in a large/deep foil pan and toss it on the grill while cooking meat to add smoke!

    • @jenniferbrdar4605
      @jenniferbrdar4605 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I use cream of chicken because I hate cream of shrooms and then a lb of hamburger plus the sausage, then smother a baked potato with this.

  • @RyansDoctor
    @RyansDoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    ‘Onions love papa’ is the hardest I’ve laughed all day but I’m not sure why

  • @amberkyle5167
    @amberkyle5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    In my house we make something called rotel. It's velveeta cheese and a can of rotel mixes together lol

  • @markadamcheirif
    @markadamcheirif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Josh: it's kay-so, not kwey-so
    Spanish speakers: 🤦🏽

    • @F3Ibane
      @F3Ibane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      smdh my damn head

    • @belenlabeau6965
      @belenlabeau6965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Además, en español este video se llama "el queso más quesoso" JAJAJAJA

    • @Camusfanclub
      @Camusfanclub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@belenlabeau6965 verdad

    • @RhodianColossus
      @RhodianColossus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know like, 2 sentences worth of Spanish and still I was cringing so hard

    • @JetsMind
      @JetsMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@belenlabeau6965 😂

  • @LivingMyBestLynnzy
    @LivingMyBestLynnzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Josh totally just did a Dairy Queen blizzard flip on the Quaso. 😂

  • @bubbadeaux1671
    @bubbadeaux1671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Native Texan, Houston opinion here:. I have made LOTS of queso over the years (many to not be exact). True Texas queso is made with Velveeta, not generic American. It's about the texture. Queso Flameado is Mexican/Tex-Mex, and is made with Rat-trap cheddar(colby), and sometimes Mexican cheeses. It has a grainier texture, but is served bubbling hot. True Texas queso is made with Rotel tomatoes, Hot or Regular. But again, it's all good. Whatever floats your boat. I like to add Jimmy Dean's hot sausage, browned first, then onions, serrano's and garlic(lots!), no draining of the fat, a whole large block of Velveeta cubed, and a can of hot Rotel. I have quintupled this recipe for parties. There is never any left. If course, I always make my own chips, which I call Mexican backhoes. They hold a lot of queso and guacamole, and never break!

  • @donaldlewis4821
    @donaldlewis4821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The B-Roll Joke was a little AGGRESSIVE today 😂😂

  • @trico5798
    @trico5798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your B Roll intros are getting better and better

  • @cherishwit
    @cherishwit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Oh, hey, the classic recipe is a huge chunk of Velveeta-or the store brand equivalent-and a can or two of RoTel. Works.

    • @lindsayfriedrich4117
      @lindsayfriedrich4117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s the truth.

    • @ashleyhaugh9716
      @ashleyhaugh9716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's delicious at a pot luck, but not what you get in Tex Mex restaurant

    • @epowell4211
      @epowell4211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I worked at an office, any potluck usually had 2 or 3 versions of "Rotel Dip" - original, with country sausage, or with canned chili. Side note: if you are worried about the calories, it really doesn't take much Velveeta to make a can of Rotel "cheesy". It's really delicious on a "taco salad" ( salad greens, taco seasoned cooked ground meat, rotel dip, and a sprinkle of crushed tortilla/corn chips) and not horribly unhealthy.

    • @HISIAM888RUHIS888
      @HISIAM888RUHIS888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christiana!!! My “Favorite Queso!!” It’s Easy! Quick! & DE-LISH!!!🥑🌶
      YUM-MO!!😋🙌🙌😚👍👍💓💓

    • @michaelgage652
      @michaelgage652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, the classic uses American cheese. People always assume it’s velveeta, but it’s not. People still use the velveeta/rotel at parties and stuff, but if you want what the restaurants are serving…
      I’ve also seen variations where they add cheddar and or bell pepper to the traditional version. It really depends on the restaurant. 🤷‍♀️
      I’ve had a few with brisket in them, and holy smokes! God, I love Texas food 🤤

  • @baby_king9ine
    @baby_king9ine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know when you see a guitar play that’s so good, he’s literally enveloped in his art. He shreds badass riffs and sweep picks all over the neck just being one with the instrument. Josh is like the chef version of that.

  • @drewpeterson9236
    @drewpeterson9236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So far I’ve made 2 of your recipes (This and the seafood boil). And the results have been the best seafood boil, and best queso I’ve ever had. You know what you’re doing to say the least bro. Gonna be using more of your recipes for sure.

  • @dereckromanrivera7173
    @dereckromanrivera7173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Josh: Makes fun of people saying "Ku-eh-so"
    Josh: Says "Kay-so"
    Please understand this is out of love, this looks delicious and I am hungry and I want some.

    • @hollybauer739
      @hollybauer739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m an Aussie, how IS it pronounced? 😟

    • @favelado3408
      @favelado3408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hollybauer739 keh-soh

    • @hollybauer739
      @hollybauer739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@favelado3408 ok, no ‘kay-soh’. Good to know 👌👍

    • @JHunterLee
      @JHunterLee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      K-so

    • @dereckromanrivera7173
      @dereckromanrivera7173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JHunterLee that works too ive edited it to kay so :)

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This video has been approved by a hungry turtle

  • @joshua5o7482
    @joshua5o7482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    " Oozes hot steamy cheese into the back of your throat.... B-roll " - Joshua Weissman 2021

    • @asmodeuskingofdemons
      @asmodeuskingofdemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikrrr I died

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Josh is such a tease, and you can't help but love it.

    • @Lucysmom26
      @Lucysmom26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The innuendos on this channel are getting slowly but steadily filthier. Not sure what it means.

  • @soupordave
    @soupordave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Velveeta and Rotel is always the answer. The correct question is what chip to use? Personally I am a huge fan of the HEB Bakeshop tortilla chips.

    • @evelynu3550
      @evelynu3550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shout out to Velveeta and Rotel.

  • @jaredattaboy
    @jaredattaboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Texas born and raised. You’re good, the recipes are stellar. Thank you

  • @pouya.yorksell
    @pouya.yorksell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Josh: “I don’t always eat fancy stuff.”
    Makes a fancy version right away 😂😂

  • @nikhilnerurkar1042
    @nikhilnerurkar1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I skipped a heart beat when he turned that plate upside down

  • @evelynmontenegro1015
    @evelynmontenegro1015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Josh: *corrects people's "queso" pronunciation*
    Also Josh: *calls it "Queiso"*

  • @diegobordones2106
    @diegobordones2106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the cooking channel I’ve been looking for my entire life without knowing

  • @frograna2
    @frograna2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That fact you used valentina brought joy to my wittle Mexican heart 🥺🥺🥺

  • @Brajodan
    @Brajodan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Josh: not everything I eat is fancy
    Also Josh: my fancy version

  • @nolantate951
    @nolantate951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “You wanna know what else oozes hot, steamy, cheese into the back of your throat?”

  • @passwordpanda
    @passwordpanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    emulsifiers are everything my man, throw in the sodium citraaaaaaaaaaaate

    • @hurgcat
      @hurgcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or just a slice of american thats how i role

    • @sweetkitty3300
      @sweetkitty3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't the béchamel (white roux and milk) he made supposed to help with that?

    • @SerpentDrago
      @SerpentDrago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sweetkitty3300 yes but it still is not even CLOSE to as smooth as it would be with sodium citrate , or a slice of American cheese

    • @bagnome
      @bagnome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SerpentDrago I was watching Adam Ragusea make cheese dip as well. A third option that also sounds good is to use lime juice and baking soda. I like the idea of having the taste of lime in the queso. Though I'd probably balance it out with avocado or something not acidic.

  • @saatie
    @saatie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the sound of your videos is amazing

  • @ryanspencerlauderdale687
    @ryanspencerlauderdale687 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Houston native here. The traditional one is like having American cheese on burgers. It just tastes good.

  • @cookracr
    @cookracr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Papa does Torchy's

    • @rupturedduck1678
      @rupturedduck1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes. torchy's is best

    • @AlamoCityFishing
      @AlamoCityFishing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never been. Im from SA and I know there’s some here so I have to go!

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn, we don't have these here ;/

    • @wpwbigcheese3795
      @wpwbigcheese3795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AlamoCityFishing No you dont ... .you will be let down

    • @personreanimation
      @personreanimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was odd when they opened in Tyler Tx because we have so many taco spots. At first they were generally overlooked and somewhat dismissed as a run of the mill franchise, but they slowly gained a strong foothold.

  • @jdisawesome481
    @jdisawesome481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You just earned our Mexican love by using Valentina brother

  • @jvallas
    @jvallas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I made up a queso recipe the other night. Not good. I needed this.

    • @genessab
      @genessab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Half a can of evaporated milk, 6 ounces of your fav cheese ( I do Monterey Jack) in chunks, 4 slices of your fav white processed cheese (I used swiss slices but whatever is good) in chunks, all in a pot. Medium heat, stir until everything’s melted, add 1 part salt and pepper, 2 parts chipotle chili pepper, 1 part cumin.
      I promise you, you won’t be disappointed :)

    • @jvallas
      @jvallas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genessab ooh, yum. Thank you! Man, I wish TH-cam (& Instagram) allowed copy/paste.

  • @noone6905
    @noone6905 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You want to broil the peppers or toast em on an open flame and same thing with the tomatoes and garlic, and don’t forget to peel the peppers and tomato. You don’t need the onion, but you can still use it if you want. Then toast them in some butter, you could do oil but butter tastes better. Also instead of milk or heavy cream use chicken stock or water + bouillon. Cilantro is a topping, not a mix in and you don’t want raw tomato in your queso. The American cheese thing is about texture and the emulsifier it comes with so it does deserve some amount of respect, and don’t forget to keep it simple, just some regular old cheddar with the American.

  • @sadface4083
    @sadface4083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Josh: “I don’t always eat fancy”
    Also Josh: “we’re going to be making a classic, and a fancy Josh version.”

  • @hunxhodav7078
    @hunxhodav7078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It’s a good thing that onion didn’t hurt papa

  • @jurassicturtle0852
    @jurassicturtle0852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I can’t believe he didn’t use his own hot sauce smh my head

  • @lydianichols5333
    @lydianichols5333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    All of us Texans realizing that he just made a but better for Torchy’s Tacos 🤯

    • @lexlane_
      @lexlane_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s that avocado 4 me 🤌

    • @ladelamor
      @ladelamor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 yes!!

    • @kelliekrohn6558
      @kelliekrohn6558 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      literallyyyy

  • @sincerelykayyy
    @sincerelykayyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m so happy I found your channel this week! Random delicious recipes and the humor *chief’s kiss*

  • @revanjg
    @revanjg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your spin on cooking and entertainment... Haha 😆

  • @sagessedantan
    @sagessedantan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Some daintily placed cilantro leaves" killed me 🤣

  • @douglasjamtmark948
    @douglasjamtmark948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Here's a challenge for you: Make Omurice the way Motokichi does it! :D Good luck!

  • @GradStudent89
    @GradStudent89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My issue with bechamel-based sauces is the floury taste/texture. No matter how much I try to cook the flour and butter there is always that hint that it is there. I only once was able to hide it, I used evaporated milk and water instead of just milk. but that is tricky when it comes to the right ratio.

    • @DakkaDakkaDakkaWaagh
      @DakkaDakkaDakkaWaagh ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably too much flour. You should be able to get it nutty not floury. Most Italian and french recipes don't taste flourery even when they have bechamel

  • @inappreciation7339
    @inappreciation7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i am a Texan and i have been trying to figure out restaurant quality queso for a while now and you got it right. Thank you!!! When you do Fajitas.....please do Uncle Julio's beef fajitas.....they are best!!!

  • @creativefaithbyshelbygrace3672
    @creativefaithbyshelbygrace3672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your intro!!!
    In Texas we judge a restaurant based on its chips and queso

  • @MangoTheRetriever
    @MangoTheRetriever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Everytime I open my cupboard I say "Alright guys and that is it."

  • @rupturedduck1678
    @rupturedduck1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Josh have you ever been to this place called torchy's tacos in austin? It has the best queso

    • @dainevineyard
      @dainevineyard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Torchy's queso is good. Is it the best?? Eh....

    • @rupturedduck1678
      @rupturedduck1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dainevineyard can u tell me some places in Austin that r better? Not tryna be rude just curious

    • @keeperofdusk
      @keeperofdusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt's El Rancho's Bob Armstrong Queso is a classic one.

    • @supayasin
      @supayasin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Torchy is overrated af

    • @brenap07
      @brenap07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Torchy’s is statewide in the big cities, I’ve been to 2 in DFW (University Park & Southlake), College Station, and Austin. I have to agree tho, their trashy queso is some of the best in the game.

  • @allibyomama
    @allibyomama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wait til josh starts making his own pans and plates.
    Josh: and I will be making my my own plate but if you want to be simple you can just go get a paper plate

  • @theowest-agboola7391
    @theowest-agboola7391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've almost watched most of your videos and I have to say ..... Joshua Weissman I f*cking love your content

  • @djm2985
    @djm2985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    best dip I ever made thank you very much I was sick of velveeta amd rotel

  • @valbecerra9744
    @valbecerra9744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    all the valentina’s watching this when papa says “classic valentina”: chills

    • @valentinavirciglio6135
      @valentinavirciglio6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can confirm

    • @mr_evil377
      @mr_evil377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valentinavirciglio6135 did you actually change your profile name Just to reply here? 💀

    • @valentinavirciglio6135
      @valentinavirciglio6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mr_evil377 Actually, no. It’s a very common name in Italy ☺️

    • @mr_evil377
      @mr_evil377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valentinavirciglio6135 oh ok

  • @erinhowett3630
    @erinhowett3630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Am I going to freak out about it? No."
    Spends the entire episode hating on and freaking out about american cheese.

  • @Harbz
    @Harbz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I lost it when he said "onions love papa." LMFAOOO

  • @ARIENNT
    @ARIENNT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally!! I've been waiting for a queso recipe 🙌🏽

  • @cardanousa
    @cardanousa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your B roll is always quality 😆👍🔥

  • @IsaianProductions
    @IsaianProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    His B-Roll intro keeps getting more and more sus

    • @dillpickle5973
      @dillpickle5973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Among us reference???

    • @datguy4398
      @datguy4398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dillpickle5973 Uhh

    • @1014p
      @1014p 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is it suspect?

  • @TwistedGlam
    @TwistedGlam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TH-cam recommended me your channel on nitro cold brew and somehow an hour later i'm watching a video on cheese.... 😂😂😂😂

  • @Netist_
    @Netist_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You can probably fix the texture of the "fancy" one by just adding some sodium citrate, bro.

    • @mr_evil377
      @mr_evil377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ok, Bro.

    • @Cyther0
      @Cyther0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shush

    • @jonathansessions6388
      @jonathansessions6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So make American cheese? lol

    • @cityththedragon7568
      @cityththedragon7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jonathansessions6388 Yes, but yes.

    • @SerpentDrago
      @SerpentDrago 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MiLKSOP well you need to do the lime/acid + baking soda reaction first THEN add it to it , else the cheese will curdle from the acid before its converted to sodium citrate

  • @arechi3208
    @arechi3208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your videos, but this one is a personal favorite. I love cheese, it goes with practically anything, and one of the best of the best ways to enjoy cheese is to make some bomb queso.

  • @redwingsfan3621
    @redwingsfan3621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can’t go wrong with great queso.. You’re hilarious.

  • @walkablesteak4574
    @walkablesteak4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "ONIONS. LOVE. PAPA." 😂

  • @rv1135
    @rv1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Modern American cheese is a type of processed cheese made from cheddar, Colby, or similar cheeses."

    • @epowell4211
      @epowell4211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's one of the many food products that started out high quality, with top ingredients, but over the decades become highly processed.

  • @breemapry
    @breemapry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man the way you’re tossing the bowls around at the end had me all nervous😂 😬

  • @stephaniemichelle8835
    @stephaniemichelle8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stumbled upon this video & im so glad 😂😂😂

  • @Touch-n9u
    @Touch-n9u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really appreciate that you did both recipes bc some people prefer American cheese queso

  • @Rich_ard
    @Rich_ard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Sodium citrate probably a solid addition to the second.

    • @asimrankohli
      @asimrankohli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oooh Adam Ragusea bois are here!!!

    • @dtlong77
      @dtlong77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or just use american cheese and save a step

    • @Rich_ard
      @Rich_ard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asimrankohli I don't know who that is lol.

    • @Rich_ard
      @Rich_ard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dtlong77 but I've got the sodium citrate and don't mind extra steps.

    • @asimrankohli
      @asimrankohli 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rich_ard you should check him out. he's p cool. he has done multiple videos on using sodium citrate to emulsify cheese sauces, which is why I thought you were familiar with him.

  • @KitSlain
    @KitSlain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would LOVE if you could list the ingredients you need for each recipe on the side of the screen! I plan to make so many of your recipes but I’m scared I’ll forget ingredients. 😂

    • @noexperiencerequired343
      @noexperiencerequired343 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has a written recipe for most of his recipes in the description of his videos 👍

    • @KitSlain
      @KitSlain ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noexperiencerequired343 thank you!!

  • @angelloop7079
    @angelloop7079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just entered here for listening Josh say
    "Q U E S O"

  • @margiesteininger7918
    @margiesteininger7918 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nice recipe -a true sauce made with bechamel. love it

  • @nimocolombia
    @nimocolombia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2nd queso sounds amazing....throw some burnt ends up in there with the avacado...or just some guac. Sweet baby heysus that sounds amazeballs.

  • @gamer20002
    @gamer20002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Josh be like "this is the fancy version" and proceeds to put Valentina on it

    • @kjdude8765
      @kjdude8765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You need Cholula to qualify as fancy.

    • @DrSlobGoblin
      @DrSlobGoblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kjdude8765 El Yucateco or bust.

    • @kjdude8765
      @kjdude8765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DrSlobGoblin but Cholula has the wooden top! Can't beat that.

  • @calirose8617
    @calirose8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not just that it’s hilarious when he say papa - but he pronounces it as “ba-ba” ....toooo funny!

    • @theablanca17
      @theablanca17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, kinda funny that both ways have the same meaning. Kinda different languages tho.

  • @DwarfComic
    @DwarfComic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Knows the term 'Beshemel' but doesnt know his months in order... God love him.

    • @nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723
      @nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's dyslexia for you

    • @ginsengaddict
      @ginsengaddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bechemel.
      And, it's an Italian word, so the proper pronunciation is "Beck Amell"

    • @victorg.2871
      @victorg.2871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ginsengaddictnothing of what you said is correct, It’s actually Béchamel, and it’s a French word
      And it’s pronounced beh-cha-Mel

  • @god563616
    @god563616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is Texas Pride right here!!! 🇨🇱🇨🇱💪❤️ #1 QUESO OVER FANCY ALL DAY

  • @alexaugustynski3620
    @alexaugustynski3620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was hoping for a queso video and lo and behold your next video was queso. You're such a talented chef. Well wishes.

  • @mexicanbeats6714
    @mexicanbeats6714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Josh when’s the Cookbook Dropping?

  • @NathanSMS26
    @NathanSMS26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Start by garnishing it with some nicely arranged pickled onions”
    *Ethan Chlebowski has entered the chat*

    • @ivantirado8233
      @ivantirado8233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who?

    • @Visualize01
      @Visualize01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is the comment I was looking for

    • @dillpickle5973
      @dillpickle5973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivantirado8233 a better cooking youtuber, check him out!

    • @ivantirado8233
      @ivantirado8233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dillpickle5973 never heard of him, can’t be that better

    • @dillpickle5973
      @dillpickle5973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivantirado8233 clown ass

  • @garenator
    @garenator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Video Idea: M&M’s But Better

  • @obanioncm
    @obanioncm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you put the avocado in there, it reminded me of Kerby Lane’s queso!

  • @1incutheta
    @1incutheta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro. Houston born Texan here. It's Velveeta and Rotel and MICROWAVE! That's what I grew up with.