7 Embarrassing Achievements You Don't Want on Your Gamercard Pt. 2
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“No Show” had me laughing hysterically at 3 am when I decided to see if the blades of the helicopter would kill me and not only did they kill me, but I also got an achievement 😂😂
apcsox I accidentally jumped and hit them, yeah I was laughing so hard at that trophy
At least you died with a awesome soundtrack 🤣🤣🤣
6 years and 21 days later you decided to release part 2.
Wow, I don't even know what to say. Maybe - "I salute your dedication", or "You guys are crazy, and thats why we love you"
Why not both just to be sure!
@platonis the warlock its creepy you know the amount of time you know the hours and minutes too😂😂
In that case, we'll look forward to Part 3 on May 23, 2025.
There probably is an achievement for that....
They get payed by microsft to make videos 1
"Your only option is to platinum the game so you can claim you Only Did It For The Trophy." And that was exactly what I did. Screw you, Mahjong.
I heard it's a fun game. A bit like rummy. Who am I kidding? I'm terrible at rummy.
The videos are needed for like 3 achievements lol
I was gonna watch them anyways cuz I'm a dirty little bastard.
@@mewmew8932 Plus, you get a full refill on your Heat. ☝
@@KingdomKey-ik4xkAnd uh, also because Yakuza Zero has like, this um, really good and deep story to it, guys, i swear! It's really fun, like everyone's been saying. Never personally played a Yakuza game before Zero, but this one makes me want to go back and check out the other PS2 original games, and hope for more Yakuza games in the future.
Also...i only did it for the trophy, I swear!
I'll be extremely disappointed if "Stealthy", "Medium" and "Explosions" aren't the difficulty settings in the next Hitman game.
Conundrum I think you meant Andy, Jane and Mike difficultly respectively.
That time when I died eating fish in Nier Automata.
That was the culmination of my gamer career.
what are those for anyways? sell to humans?
Mostly just selling but one is to get a specific ending
But was it delicious, at least?
@@Bluebedo Yeah, 2B said yes. It was worth a death.
Bruh my Sim killed herself on her first day of life by trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
You get an achievement for dying once in dark souls 2. Imagine someone playing it for the first time and completing it without getting the achievement
Ironically, there are people out there who did exactly that: Never died in a Dark Souls Games unless it's COMPLETELY accidental.
I'm assuming you have unlocked the bipod for your C-100 knife?
They never messed with the local pigs, then.
Imagine playing Dark Souls 2 and getting that "first death" achievement before you've designed your character and gotten weapons/armor.
Hate to say it but I'm guilty of that.
@@azuredragoon2054 me too. Ran too fast and fell off the bridge to the fire keepers.
Lol the Nier one is even harder to explain since 2B actively tries to stop you from looking up her skirt.
And especially since you can play without her skirt on anyway
@@Betta66 yeah that last part makes it super weird, since the achievement apparently requires the same amount of effort even though there's no skirt....
Just like Lollipop Chainsaw.
I would be embarrassed to not getting this achievement...
They really should've mentioned that one you get when you run around as 9S in his boxers for an hour, if just because I can't be the only one that was very confused upon realizing he'd been in his boxers the whole time. They just looked like shorter shorts!
That 20 minute video of Oxbox moving out all the furniture in Prey was 20 of the greatest minutes of my life.
Coming soon OXBOX house moving logistics division! 😋
So true
That's sad
Wow. You must have such an amazing, and fulfilling life.
You know, if I remember correctly in Papers Please there's an achievement for ratting yourself out to your superior officer as part of an underground resistance. oops.
Glory to Arstozka!
"Too honest" I think it is called.
That might or might not be considered embarrassing given how evil the regime in that game is.
Look, he said to let him know if I had seen this symbol. So I let him know. I can't help it if I have the naivete of a child
I was trying to be helpful to my motherland! It was bullshit!!
I am sorely disappointed with the lack of Mr. Libido in the Yakuza entry.
Depriving all those who don't know of "The Hustle."
Do they skip that how dare they
Munancho!
Sunao ni I Love You!
I'm going to cosplay is mr libido one day
Regarding the Skyrim guards: "take an arrow to the knee" supposedly was an old slang for getting married, somehow related to kneeling while proposing. I think it never got confirmed and probably was a flat out lie but a creative one. After hearing it at least now i think the guards have a happy life at home intead of chronic knee pain ^^
no, that's a lie
it is old nordic slang.
@@charlesmwolf i feel like it would be something that would have made it into modern nordic languages if it had. It did not.
@@kay_faraday It is definitely Nordic slang, you can search it yourself. Whether that was the intention of Bethesda or not, I doubt it. But the statement was used and it did has the meaning of marriage.
@@Noobiescrubpleb It isn't anymore, is what I was saying. Definitively isn't.
To quote Weiss Schnee: "It's a combat skirt!"
"Yeah!"
@@captinminecrafter64 *low five* B)
@@theladyofwhims **low five**
"LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT UNDER MA KILT"
@@Sableagle You know what makes a kilt and a skirt? If you are male not wearing underwear or you are someone wearing underwear
There is some sort of comfort in getting the Oxbox notification pop up.
I think it's Jane.
Mike: "Stop... Stop... He's already dead..."
Jane: "Nope, I saw him twitch." continues to throw boxes.
Jane's achievement of longest nap IS worth celebrating, the OXffice has to be super loud with all the gaming and talking! Then again, that couch looks really comfortable. Like, REALLY comfortable...
Nier Automata and Yakuza Series, The proudest trophies i ever had, right after DoA Extreme, Akiba's Trip, Senra Kagura, Neptunia Unlimited Action, Valkyrie Drive and Metal Gear's Snake Beater.
Ah i see you are a cultural fellow as well
Would you believe that I got Snake Beater on accident?
Do you drink Dos Equis? I'm not sure if you always get achievements, but when you do you get the best.
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Valkyrie drive has a game, huh
I managed to pop the no show achievement by just jumping next to the helicopter door. Genuinely an accident 😂
I haven’t seen the first part of this yet but by far the biggest one is the achievement from Portal 2, which you get for jumping into a death pit when the main antagonist asks you to
i´d probably be less embarrassed to have the "What are you doing?" Nier:Automata Achievement than the "Not That I Mind..." one where you have to play one hour of 9S with only his boxers on.
As a lady, I'm not...entirely uninterested in that.
As a bisexual, I'd not Care to do this One :v
Nah, 9S is better in every way imaginable
Fuck I'm not going for platinum then 😂
Except you can explain it away as "So I self destructed and let the game sit for an hour while I did something else... after looking up a guide on how to do it. Then I made him put his clothes back on before I started playing."
I see my boi Majima. I watch. Simple as.
Yakuza is seriously the most underrated series of all time
@@KiarashTaherkhani I'd say drakengard is tbh cos Yakuza 0 and kiwami certainly helping with the popularity of Yakuza. I doubt we'd have gotten judge eyes/Judgement if that wasn't the case.
@@KiarashTaherkhani Yakuza is no longer underrated. Thanks to 0, the Western influence has convinced the team to:
1. Actually go through Kiwami 2 (there was a debate amongst the team to do it or not. 0 and Kiwami's success in the West ALONE convinced them to go through with it)
And 2. Release English Voice Acting for Fist of the North Star spinoff, the first Yakuza game to have an English voice cast ever since the very first Yakuza game, whose dubbing was so poor it negatively impacted the game in the West which led to them ditching the English casting in future titles.
Yakuza finally got the recognition it deserves, and the shit that came from it is just so precious and welcomed, even if the English dub of North Star was mixed it didn't stop the team from doing Dual Audio with Judgement.
In a roundabout way, both Yakuza and Drakengard have finally gotten some well-deserved love because of recent games like Yakuza 0 and NieR:Automata.
KIRYU CHAN
7 embarrassing achievements i don't want on my gamercard... you underestimate me
I always thought there should be an achievement for beating James's pull up record in ME3 citadel dlc... That takes some very determined and very silly doing and I deserve to be more embarrassed about doing it. Like, every playthrough... :/
Very true i went back and replayed the mass effect trilogy recently and thought " so what do i get for this? Nothing oh thats nice " immediately regretted doing that whole sequence.
‘What are You Doing’ was LITERALLY the first trophy I got in Nier: Automata and I am not ashamed to admit it.
Does anyone else remember in hat in time, if you cuss out any of the answers (like the crows) you get an achievement? Just wanted to point out how terrifying that is sometimes when you look at your achievements(:
I think how willing I am to sacrifice dignity for gamer-score is an embarrassing achievement in itself
*Is it worth any!??*
No sorry, this game, 'real life' is still lacking achievements. What shoddy admins huh?
@@alexixeno4223 Nah it has achievements, but you can't actually see the list while playing. all you can do is read the player guide and guess.
Well we weren't using it wisely anyway, so que sera sera
A lot of the more visible achievements are sadly locked behind pay-to-play
There is an acheivement you Should get an award for. It is one I have earned many times. It would be called, "I'm still playing the last game and mixed up the buttons." It is an easy acheivement to get. It also gets you killed...quickly...sigh
this is why i never play street fighter and mortal kombat in the same day
I haven't got it yet but for new achievements the "Please Turn In Your Badge" for Ace Attorney is one. Though a joke, I suspect some geniunely answered that!!
The Nier Automata one takes a bit of effort (and patience) to actually get. I couldn't figure out to get the achievement, so I ended up looking up how to get it. Considering you can actually see 2B's underwear without looking up, she sure has a problem when you do. Also what about the "Not That I Mind" one as well, though that's not as bad.
Unless the achievement/trophy has some negative points to lower your gamer score, I have no problem unlocking them. Some achievements give me a hard time unlocking, so I’ll take what I can get. Example, I can’t unlock Blight-Queller in Dragon Age Origins, and Master Warden only unlocked on my umpteenth play-through
I know this comment is old but if you still need Blight-Queller try playing as a dwarf with The Stone Prisoner DLC and Return To Ostagar DLC. Then go for a 100% run. Its a slog but you'll get it done
Was this made before Andy killed, I mean Mike's holiday?
You know too much... We need to probe your mind hold still
With the number of clones, robot duplicates and bizzaro universe versions these people have I'm suprised they even bother mentioning when one disappears.
Maybe he’s from a timeline where mike became a frustrated novelist instead of a youtuber
Dq9Ks You shouldn’t be surprised as this could very well be the Mike from “2014”.
He... has come down with a cold. Yep. Flu season. Same cold he's had for 5 years now, just can't seem to shake it...
Forever my favourite achievement is still WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? From AC Syndicate. 😂😂
Caitlin RC
I deliberately tried not to get that one...then it depressingly popped up in the middle of a chase and I got very, very depressed/disappointed with myself! 😰
@@Geek-LDS I deliberately avoided it then when i gave my dad the controller - he got it and was like ????
@@CaitlinRC Funny thing is that, as pointed out in the video comments on the previous video, you could get that one by shooting the horses off of ENEMY carriages. IE bad guys are chasing you and you shoot their horse to make them stop chasing you. That still pings the achievement, and doesn't fully make sense.
@@marhawkman303 That cheevo was made by horse lovers.
Oh...I just straight up capped a horse the second it gave me a gun and a horse...I didn’t even know about the achievement
9:55 Weiss: It's a combat skirt!
Ruby: "Yeah"
High five
I'm convinced the Oxbox crew is monitoring my activity on their channel. A day after I decided to go back and check the achievements videos from the past, they release this video. I'm totally excited to see it, but slightly on edge too. Mike might be hiding in my tea cupboard as we speak...
I see you're a man of culture who requires a specific cupboard for tea!
@@atomicexistentialism8428 Indeed I do, doesn't everyone?
FIFA 09 - "Judas":
Beat your favourite team with their rival 😅
So it's practically impossible not to get the one for Lolly Pop chainsaw? Since she spends the whole game jumping.
*giggles* All of the furniture must be taken to work with you, eh? Welp, if they didn't want you to move it. . . Also Andy's description of how you guys play Hitman is both hilarious and so very, VERY true XD "Stealthy, Medium, Explosions" has to be the name of one of your videos now.
Most times resuscitated loool
Technically speaking 2B doesn't really need clothes at all given she's a robot.
It kinda depends on their own standards, I guess. I mean, technically humans don't really need clothes (provided the weather isn't too bad) since we're just animals, but I still wouldn't want that showing up in my police record.
9:55 "Hey! It's not a dress, it's a combat skirt!"
I really thought he was going to say "Stealthy, medium and Mike."
Good to see you back Mike! Hope your Holiday was Fun and well Needed! 😊
I actually got the Nier Automata one by "accident". I assume it glitched or something since it was in the 2B or 9S room (on the space station, which is 2D movement), 2B suddenly started doing that swatting with hand animation various times while I was like WTF. After a bit the trophy popped up and when I went to read the description knew what I thought was an idle dancing animation really was... 😅
This is the first I've seen footage of surgeon simulator and all I can say is "Quick nurse, forceps, scalpel, FIRE EXTINGUISHER!?" 😂
Pt 1 of this was one of the first videos I ever watched from you guys back when I was in uni like 5 years ago @.@
Thanks for all the laughs :3
"Stealthy, medium, and explosions" sounds like a new line of Taco Bell sauces
You could fill several lists with the South Park games The Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole.
One could argue that having a South Park game in your list of owned games counts.
"Tactical Genius" in Ghost Recon Wildlands. You get the achievement in the Fallen Ghosts Expansion by blinding yourself with a remote controlled flash-bang drone
I never before realised that Crash Bandicoot is likely a ripoff of Warner Bros’ Tasmanian Devil. I mean, the whole spinning thing. And perfect triagiform body shape.
Just saying, they probably (for legal reasons) had to pivot to another Australian native marsupial at the last minute that also doesn’t do anything like spinning through wooden boxes in its natural habitat.
Jane having a great nap record seem plausible, after all how else would you chat with your Cthulhu dad?
Lmao I got the Yakuza trophy 😂😂I felt slick embarrassed as soon as the achievement popped up
4:45 => Taking an arrow to the knee is an old English saying meaning getting married (dropping on one knee when proposing)...
Ohhhhhhhhhh... I never knew that. Thank you for brightening my day with a new piece of knowledge!
I'm proud of that Yakuza achievement
Wher "Obsessed" from Borderland 2? Collected 10 pictures of Moxxi in Campaign of Carnage. I am proud of this achievement!
I think everybody has that one lol
The Prey achievement is something i'd gotten at first try. I feel like its my job to explore the flexibility of the game engine... meaning jumping on top of a helicopter to see if i can decapitate myself :)
the music in "prey" is amazing...M83 vibes for sure
I got the Prey one. It actually makes sense in a meta way. You know everything is fake so I was wondering just how fake everything was. So, what better way to test a fake universe than to climb onto the clearly fake helicopter and poke the clearly fake helicopter blades with... Oh... Hey wait! ACHIEVEMENT!!!
Hey, I laughed for at least 2 minutes :D
"Hey, at least you are the best at something" sounds like the Dalek smack talk of "CYBERMEN ARE BETTER AT ONE THING... DYING!"
"If the cats are wearing gloves..." hah :)
Gloves, he said gloves.
@@lifeincolour09 Gloves, sorry, it was a typo.
I've got an achievement in little big planet that says I died 100 times.
I displayed it on my badge with its name because I am proud of how much I suck.
I got that Yakuza 0 achievement the other day and as soon as I saw that my heart stopped. I really hope my parents and friends don't see it lol.
World of Warcraft has several of those like "Stood in the Fire" for dying to the dragon Deathwing or "Staying Regular" for relieving ourself in our Garrison outhouse on Draenor.
On the other hand considering Warlords of Draenor came out in 2014, 10 years after the release of the original game and featured the first usable toilets the most impressive feat is that we were able to hold it in for 10 years.
I have a real life achievement like that....
Most time I’ve broken my leg to the same bush
Two, two ahead of everyone else
Ok, you can't just say that and not explain.
I have so many questions :)
Cheetarah leaving a house party saw a bush jumped into it, fine. Saw another bush that looked the same went straight through it jammed my foot on the ground and walked home, got back home and went straight to A&E, 4 days later get out of hospital with crutches. Six months later pass the same bush “hey guys look, bet you it’ll happen again” jump into it and jam my into the ground and ended up in hospital for a week. 😂
😂 I'm so pleased I asked!
That's really made my evening.
You dumbass (in the nicest possible way)
@@calumferguson4014 actually, I have to ask. When you went into hospital the second time, did you tell the truth when they asked how you did it?!
Just a fun aside, Surgeon Simulator is just the best game to play absolutely drunk.
In addition to the "What are you doing?" achievement in Nier: Automata, 9S has a similar achievement with "Not that I Mind...". You gotta self destruct and then run around in underwear for an hour.
Always with the entertaining videos. Love this channel and appreciate all the work put into it. I cannot wait for the oxventure to continue.
Let’s not forget that all of Nier: Automata’s non-Story trophies are buyable in-game later on. Not entirely unreasonable to believe that’s how you unlocked the What Are You Doing trophy
Oh god, what kind of pervert would do that? You have to EARN it!
@@Erika-gn1tv I bought some of the trophies I couldn’t be bothered with but that wasn’t one of those 😅😂
I know an achievement that: you didn't still finish MILE HIGH CLUB: VETERAN MODE in COD4
What an achivement that we suck
ive gotten that twice now once for the original game and once for the remaster
Surgeon Simulator really missed out by not having an achievement called "the red thing's connected to my... wristwatch!" In fact, that whole game should be remade with Dr. Nick Riviera as the main character. Biggest missed opportunity ever!
In the game no more room in hell has a achievement call hands off my man
Nah-uh Andy! a trophy is a trophy, one step closer to a platinum :)
So...This is the Mike from 2014 isn’t it? Now Andy doesn’t have to worry about covering up (2019)Mike’s murder...
Uhm... I mean Yay! Mike returned from his vacation.
Andy's Thought Process: "Oh no, I got the '... I did it for the trophy' trophy! How do I explain this to my friends and family?! Hmm ... What if I make a whole video about embarrassing trophies, and then they'll think ... I did it for the video!" *starts making list*
I've never heard of that surgeon game before, but I'm extremely curious to learn what kind of medical procedure involves a fire extinguisher.
I got the Nier trophy mentioned in here because I was going for the platinum. 🤷♂️
12:29 I can’t help but be reminded of an old Dr. Who quote:
“You are superior in only one respect!”
“What is that?”
“You are better at dying...”
You forgot “my hand slipped again” in the popular styling app love Nikki, where you earn it by “accidentally” liking your own competition entry...twice.
As a lifeguard I have to say this: you being resuscitated multiple times is a failure on the lifeguard’s part. They should’ve gotten to you before you went unconscious.
I’m proud of my achievement for beating deus ex mankind divided on “I never asked for this” (aka permadeath) what I’m not proud of is I spent MONTHS on a game that i learned after beating it A: Is INCREDIBLY easy with invisibility aug and B: NOBODY cares about anymore so yeah anyone want to trade wasted lifes?
Don't worry, you know the trouble you went through to get it. :)
RanMouri82 but nobody else will unless I tell them btw did I tell you I beat deus ex mankind divided on permadeath mode?
You should add the “rage, you damned nerd” achievement in my hero academia; ones justice, when you lose in local play enough times.
1:37 this was a hilarious video! I'd get the game just to fill my own elevator.
It's 1am and for some reason I have a huge craving for pizza for some reason
"Took an arrow to the knee" is actually slang for getting married
I dunno guys the “are you an otaku too?” Achievement in mgs4 aint something to be too proud of.
“Hey guys i spent valuable hours of the only life i’ll ever have hunting for virtual posters of japanese models!” Fair play to Koj for including it though 😂
LOVED the Terry Pratchett reference at 5:25.
Thanks to you guys, I also loaded as much as possible into the elevator in Prey.
Really good at Hitman... unless playing against Mike
To quote Ruby and Weiss of RWBY:
"It's called a battle skirt."
Only Weiss said it and you got the quote wrong. "It's a combat skirt." is the proper quote. nice try though.
I once got an achievement for losing 5 straight online Dead or Alive matches- I choose to blame it on lag rather than my lack of skill....
Nier Automata should have included an "I played this for the music" trophy. EPIC soundtrack in that game!
"... I did it for the trophy" and I'm not ashamed
Oh my, there's more??
Oh yeah, *that* Elder Scrolls Online achievement. I'm still working on that.
I didn't know I wanted an OX bowling episode so much.
Indecent exposure achievement made me remember a similar one in kingdoms of amalur, let's see that one on part 3
Oh oh, hundred Knight, you get an achievement for switching to casual mode.
In Amnesia the only trophy/achievement I have on it is titled "nope!" And you could guess what I did to get that
mate with the nightmare tentacle monster?
I think as a public service, you need to release a video on top ten ways to figure out if your blind date is a pervert, just by looking at his gamer score.
How about games that give you a taste of your own medicine? I'm still freaked out in RDR2 when people randomly show up at my campfire to rob and/or murder me, which is clearly only acceptable when I'm doing it to someone else.
7 times the apocalypse happened because of you.
I thought they did that already?
@@marhawkman303 No ?
@@Zero5758 I don't remember the name, something about being a hero messing things up.
@@marhawkman303 Ok then :)
Arkham city alternate ending.
I swear the original was made YEARS ago
I played Yazuka 0 when i visited my boyfriend on his PS account. I earned him the naughty video trophy XD
You know what I would love to watch? A making of for one of your list videos! :)