NEDS Kru ft. The Wee Man
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- When mild mannered tosser Stanley Weeman drinks radioactive Irn Bru, he transforms into The Wee Man, angry scum crusader and purveyor of top quality dick jokes. Teaming up with rave masters N.E.D.S. KRU, Manky records brings you 'Here You (That'll Be Right)'. Lock up your grannies!
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Telling my kids this was David Bowie.
Naw I’m acc deed 😂
Ur kids: awright ya wee bawbag stop going intae my stash or yer jaw is getting ripped
Lol 😂😂😂
Kklhm
Underrated comment 😂
Im proud to be able to understand every word of this
Same Scotland never changes
Same 😂
Duck me too 😂
Same
KianDaMan same
As a Scottish citizen, I am proud that we have this to represent us.
Leo Caldwell This represents glasgow and glasgow only.
@@Jamie-kv9eg the guys from Edinburgh
Shut up m8 honestly if yer sain words lit aht then yer no scottish
@@Jamie-kv9eg Glasgow, and the surroundings. Blantyre, Hamilton, EK, and that.
same lol
if this was our national anthem at the euros we would of won
Lmao, would have been quality playing this lining up against the English
They would’ve taken the pass I’ll teel oue zhat mete I need a fack’n ciggy
It be hard to understand
@@Brblox892 naebdy cares mate
HAVE not of
Neds are a culture not a costume.
Benyboy5393 i am a Ned Ye bam pot
Benyboy5393 mate wtf is ur profile pic 😂😂😂
Agreed
@@ytblair3010 you're arse
@@jcrossan1351 nedler
anyone outside Scotland (maybe the uk) won't understand this
so not true... Canadian born and raised, and i get it. brilliant!
This guy is Canadian he is a badass
Scotland's in the uk
*****
i think the poster meant that anybody outside the uk wouldn't get it.
zombielakehk21 my mate from Germany asked me to translate all this to proper English and then how he said 😂😂😂😂 aw the horror 🤣
8 years later and i still find myself singing this
14 years later lmao still is amazing
@@iraqlobster2061 haha yesss
Sqme
U still good pal
Where did u go bro
Fun fact - this was a student project to take the piss out of all the stereotypical neds in Glasgow. The wee man is now an actor who has been in Scot Squad and does stand up.
where'd you hear this from? if it's true that's actually both fascinating and impressive. lmao
Nae fuckin way
@@scottjrramage4653 Yeah it's true. The Wee Man is an actor and comedian.
Amazing
Fun fact it wasn’t a student project I wrote and sang it - the wee man Neil was just acting
A timeless anime, set in Glasgow, Scotland.
Glasgow born proud :D
@@novislavdajic807 have I found another Scottish Chetnik
😂
Don’t compare cringe an*me to Glory Scotland
Mate that’s like sayin the n word
i love being scottish
Gamer James same
Same
Same
Same
same
“Am gonna pump your maw” became apart of my normal vocabulary as a teenager. I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t slip out still once in a while.
I can state with supreme confidence, while not being part of the intended demographic and observing from the comfort of a large bay window in Kelvinside, that this is the absolute zenith of Ned culture. Bravo.
Who's watching this in 2024..
Me
Me too
Me 😂
Aye
😭😭
I’m a 63 year old psychotherapist and find this hilariously fascinating
YE GETTIN WIDE?
Aye wit ye doin wee man gettin wide ya bawbag
Ah pumped ye maw last nite
My boy from Scotland brought me that drink in his hand and then showed me this video. You scotts are awesome much love from the U.S.
Thanks bro appreciate alot
PURE QUALITY OLDEAN
YER MAW
Here you! Bolt ya nugget...
YER DA DUS THE PAPER ROOND
I don't know how but this is unironically an actual banger lmao
lol ikr
Scottish magic can do that
thats how u know ur a ned
Used to bump this at uni like it was Dre 😂
Course it is. We scots were hardcore rave heeds fi 88 onwards
Scottish folk understand the slang English and American people in their respected countries. How do American and English folk not understand Slang Scottish folk?
Because nobody cares about us Scottish people
Because Americans don't speak in pure slang, in fact Americans rarely use slang
Wolfman's Got Nards american and english media are common in scotland, scottish media is uncommon in england and rare in america.
Yez dont that's the fucking point ya bawbag #MoanThenYaPrick
Wolfman's Got Nards english slang is bad, can't make out a word and has no quality to it, a like americans, theirs is cool and us scots are just quality
This is 2019 and still we go around singing this in school!!!😂
Aye same here anol
Same here
Ma wee cousin came in at 1 am blastin this
APEX-R did he
Same with ya mum from mcburberry
*iM eNgLiSh N I CaN UndERsTaNd EvErY wORd*
Nobody cares pal
Understand this yir a Shan gadge ??
Beamer Boy, you so right
This is one of my favourite videos on the internet, especially because it’s such an accurate depiction of NED’s. Seriously, I’ve met people who are exactly like this.
Words I understood: Weed, Jaw, I'm, Yankees, Johnny Cash, PCP, Fatty
yankees and fatty weren't in it so you obviously didn't understand
Here mate (whit?)
You lookin at ma burd? (naw)
How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Am gony pump your maw
Here you, that will be right
I heard you tried to knock my stash last night
Here you, what's the fuckin script
You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped
Here you ya stupit we dafty
Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,
Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,
That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw
Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky
If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie
Wash it doon wae a couple of pills
I know they eckies will cure ma ills
Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed
When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid
Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash
Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash
If that dusny work we'll get some crack
Freebase some coke and then some smack
PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah pumped yer maw last night)
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah smoked yer draw last night)
Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?
***** He's saying "I know the eckies'll cure ma ills", eckies means ecstacy pills
McGuinty2
Well nor i would nay have guessed
@@McGuinty2 Words I understood: I, know, the
The Scottish national anthem
Aw wit man primary 7 banter 😂😂😭
I'm a p7 and that's p4 banter hen
Wallace Campbell hen aw wit ya fuckin weapon
cool am s2
@@wallacecampbell1191 oh Naw man ur pure solid
Fuck off man I was in P2 when thid came out 😂
National anthem🏴🙇♀️
Still the best song! PROUD TAE BE SCOTTISH!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🏴
it is an honour to understand every word this guy said
I'm from Scotland and we had an English talk to a song that had meaning to us and a boy in the class picked this song, we all went into histerical laughter😂
About 6 yearsago this guy came to our school to do a play on drugs and alcohol and I instantly recognised him from this
Hipocrit
Now this is going to be a song I'll sing to my kids to bed.
2021 anyone?
This was a weird time for Eminem
Brilliant! Well edited and catchy lyrics. I can really see this one catching on...
hey man its been 14 years
Ahead of your time
true
Get on Scotland 🏴
Ah the old days of youtube
This song whole thing is pretty much legendary. I could well imagine archaelogists and social historians watching this video in thousands of years time. It is so accurate. I knew people like this and the best thing is he isn't actually exaggerating or emphasising in any way. Glasgow neds are EXACTLY like this.
15 years still gold
15th anniversary of scotland’s best song
He looks so much like Russian chav which we call "gopniks". As if this video comes from some Russian highly depressed industrial city or district
Языковой Канал LingvostudiA They are called Ned's in Scotland but much the same as a Gopnik.
@@franstanlinovskovichdavido8039 I agree deadliest woman with a dodgeball
The Scottish DJ Blyatman
2019 anyone 😂
Nabody gees a damn if ya are watching in 2019
Hastings Cook aye mate mon the trendy tunes
@@jeffthekiller-kf7dt Payed yer council yet slag?
Nah 2020🇦🇺
Jesus what A throwback
as a British person after 48 hours off evaluation and thorough examination off this song I found that I can't understand what this says
Whit part ae britain?
@@FordEscortRSCosworth-cv1jl sunderland
@Madine Games North East for me
To good I still blast this song in cod lobbies on the daily what a classic
Any chance we can get some subtitles? I'm strugglin here.
That's my real dad
Anyone else notice the Glasgow grin on his left hand side of his face?
Hahahahahah
1:22 “aye right”
2021 and back listening to it haha
this is the story of my life
haha
bro your music is sick lol
i listen to this on a daily basis
I played this in school and got sent to the head teacher
Worth it
Not seen this for so long.....totally hilarious! Well done wee man!
Typical glasgow makes ye proud to stay in Glesga ❤️
Shannon Cassidy I’m Glaswegian
Bunch of retards
I wanna immigrate away from this shithole
@@jennywilliams5265 We all do.
And this is why I'm proud to be Glaswegian :P
telling my kids this was Simon cowell
This man reps the whole of Scotland
Brilliant thing is...he’s a well-spoken teacher ☺️ what wean wouldn’t want him as their teacher?! Legend.
To quote the man himself “here mate, that’ll be right, here mate, bolt ya nugget!” He’s not a teacher 😂😂
@@jennypurplethefirst He does teach drama. The Wee Man is a middle class actor and comedian. This was a sketch that turned into a song.
This is literally the theme of Neds 😂😂😂
I loved this song when I was wee
this is the biggest lump of shite ive ever heard.
I love it so much
Neds are a plague on modern society.
Ur solid
Literally every boy in my school
Ladies n Gentlemen, be upstanding for our national anthem
Nah turn on subtitles and see what it thinks he's saying
I am very proud to understand all this cause it’s a fucking banger 🎉
Great to be scottish 😂
15 yrs ago mate
The Camberwell carrot has traveled far I see
How do u mean da camberwell, is he from camberwell??
Barry Donnelly The big fat joint he has is what Housewares means as a camberwell carrot ... its from a good old film called withnail and I
A pumped yer maw last nightttttt😂😂😂😂best lyrics ever
1:46 TURN UP THE BITCHEY TUNES AAAAA
2021 and still blasting dis tune👌🎶
I'm happy to be Scottish to understand this song
Never been so proud to be Scottish what a fucking throwback tune 💪🏻🏴
Donkeys hernia?
Oh look it’s the s3 from clyedbank highschool
when i wake up in the morning i will probably be dead lol love this absolute quality anyone ive ever met from Glasgow is spot on great people great city with a great sense of humour
I was born 2 weeks after this song came out LMAOO
i lern scotish word from that and i ken everything nuw
Bring Ned culture back😢😢
you canny relive the 00s mate
Hey guys I love this song and listen to it everyday for like forever and yeah I love this song
Perhaps neds come from our kilt wearing, barbaric highland ancestor clans, maybe their lineage has had too many battle wounds and damaged their chromosomes making them lesser humans.
listen mate, neds are barbaric, maybe they do have a chromosome or two missing but if there's one thing i've learned in my 2 decades of life it's that neds are in no way lesser humans, i'd go as far to say that they are peak Scottish evolution
I think it's more from the history here in Glasgow alone the slums. Ie coming out of poverty of Glasgow from when it was overpopulated n struggling further back than 1800s n coming up to the 1960s from where work has been done to fix it but where not much has been put in to improve it.
It has been improving all the time since then up until present day. :-) but you still get the wee dafties about ;-)
At least the knife crime in Glasgow has decreased greatly over the past decade. By the way I wasn't being serious about the chromosomes defects, I know it is all down the environment these people were raised in.
10 years mate 10 fucking years
Pokerdad93 he's probably aboot 30 now hahaha
Pokerdad93 it's Fucking mad
Proud to be Glaswegian and be part of a family I can say is proudly from the Gorbals and proudly honoured to be able to say Glaswegian. Love being Scottish 🏴 proud for this to exactly encapsulate NED culture so accurately and make a banger tune that time capsules this generational culture for the ages and generations to come. Belter 👌🏻
whit ye deein ya mad fanny
I remember going in to Asda wæ a speaker blasting this banger
Bloody brilliant XD
So very gopnik...
Imagineau slav
Listen here ya bawbag this isnaw yer pish excuse of a ned you bawbags call slavs we need are a proud culture
Ned 🤝 Gopnik
@@michellearmstrong3938 did you kill the Loch Ness monster?
Captions is just great
гопники и в британии гопники)
Aye mate
I’m proud tae be Scottish an understand everything he says 😎😎😎
This makes me proud to be scottish xD
I like. This song
i love this it is priceless and toxic AF LYRICS below
its a laugh and i like it 🍄🌛🪐✌🏻🤙🏻 👌🏻
[Intro]:
Aye man, get the mad tunes on (yes)
Here mate (what?)
You looking at my bird? (nah)
How no? Trying to say she's ugly or something?
N.E.D.S Kru
What? Drug squad?
No you mad dick
Alright non-educated delinquent
Schemies hahaha, got you
[Hook]:
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt your nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt your nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt your nugget
I'm gonna rip your jaw (Aye, right?)
[Hook 2]:
I was like that pure mad hanging out the back of your granny like that yes!
I was like that pure mad hanging out the back of your granny like that yes!
I was like that pure mad hanging out the back of your granny like that yes!
I'm gonna pump your maw
[Verse 2]:
Here you, that will be right
I heard you tried to knock my stash last night
Here you, what's the fucking script?
You're a wee bawbag, your jaws getting ripped
Here you, you stupid wee dafty
Don't want to get you malkie
But I think I'm gonna have to jump on your head
That'll teach you for stealing my weed
[Hook]
[Hook 2]:
I was like that pure mad hanging out the back of your granny like that yes!
I was like that pure mad hanging out the back of your granny like that yes!
I was like that pure mad hanging out the back of your granny like that yes!
I'm gonna rip your jaw
[Verse 3]:
I'm going down the town to see if I get lucky
If I can get a bird I'll drink some Buckie
Wash it down with a couple of pills
I know the eckies will cure my ills
Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed
When I wake in the morning I'll probably be dead
Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash
Roll a Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash
If that doesn't work we'll get some crack
Freebase some coke and then some smack
PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!
[Hook]
[Outro]:
Don't geez any your
Don't geez any your
Don't geez any your shit! (I pumped your maw last night)
Don't geez any your
Don't geez any your
Don't geez any your shit! (I smoked your draw last night)
I was like that pure mad hanging out the back of your granny like that yes! (I kicked your balls last night)
I was like that pure mad hanging out the back of your granny like that yes!
Here mate, you're a dick mate
You're a dick!
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt your nugget
Here you, turn up the bouncy tunes
Here you, bolt your nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt your nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you!
Here you!
Here you, bolt your nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt your nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt your nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt your nugget
(Here you, bolt your nugget)
What you doing you mad fanny?
I ye wee mad lad ;)
✌🏻🤙🏻 👌🏻
I remember my pal had played this in his mums car when we were 16 years old. At the end of the song where he says
"fit yi dain ya mad fanny"
She was shocked and thought he said "fit yi dain ti yer ma's fanny"
I will tell my children this was ELVIS
почему-то захотелось написать:
"ДА, СУКА, ДА! ЗАПАДНЫЙ СВЕРДЛОВСК!"
Wit
Fuck up yer da sells Avon
Anyone else from "stab city"
+Sardonyx Nope from the nice place called largs. The posh glasgys
SapphireX7 Not as nice as one would think
I'm fae Paisley but living in Cumbernauld. Both places = shiteholes
Sivik am fae largs ye probably live in brisbane glen or the rise or sumin , far fae posh up the scheme wan hing largs is good at is hidin how shite some parts are like nelson street .
Anycunt fae airdrie or Coatbridge
Just heard this for the first time in 2021 and it's bloody brilliant 😃
Today is the first time i heard this.
Same in 2021
Today
I wiz like that pure mad whey it hanging out the back a yer granny like that yassss... Pure poetry ;)
#ScottishAndProud
Anyone 2022
Aye 🤣