As an American, I really studied this song multiple times, listened to it this entire week, and I appreciate the enthusiasm and banger of this beat, with that said, Idk what the fuck this is guy is saying
Fun fact - this was a student project to take the piss out of all the stereotypical neds in Glasgow. The wee man is now an actor who has been in Scot Squad and does stand up.
I can state with supreme confidence, while not being part of the intended demographic and observing from the comfort of a large bay window in Kelvinside, that this is the absolute zenith of Ned culture. Bravo.
This is one of my favourite videos on the internet, especially because it’s such an accurate depiction of NED’s. Seriously, I’ve met people who are exactly like this.
Here mate (whit?) You lookin at ma burd? (naw) How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin? Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass! Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass! Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass! Am gony pump your maw Here you, that will be right I heard you tried to knock my stash last night Here you, what's the fuckin script You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped Here you ya stupit we dafty Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty, Gonna jump aw oor yer heid, That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed Here you, that'll be right Here you, bolt ya nugget Here you, that'll be right Here you, bolt ya nugget Here you, that will be right Here you, bolt ya nugget Am gony rip your jaw Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie Wash it doon wae a couple of pills I know they eckies will cure ma ills Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash If that dusny work we'll get some crack Freebase some coke and then some smack PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me! Here you, that'll be right Here you, bolt ya nugget Here you, that'll be right Here you, bolt ya nugget Here you, that will be right Here you, bolt ya nugget Am gony rip your jaw (aye right) Don't geez any yer, Don't geez any yer, Don't geez any yer shite! (Ah pumped yer maw last night) Don't geez any yer, Don't geez any yer, Don't geez any yer shite! (Ah smoked yer draw last night) Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick! Here you, that'll be right Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes) Here you, that'll be right Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss) Here you, that will be right Here you, bolt ya nugget Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?
Scottish folk understand the slang English and American people in their respected countries. How do American and English folk not understand Slang Scottish folk?
Wolfman's Got Nards english slang is bad, can't make out a word and has no quality to it, a like americans, theirs is cool and us scots are just quality
most of the song hes singing about either rooting your mum or grandma or ropping your jaw off, then hes singing about ecstacy weed crack and heroin im australian wheres my money
I'm from Scotland and we had an English talk to a song that had meaning to us and a boy in the class picked this song, we all went into histerical laughter😂
This song whole thing is pretty much legendary. I could well imagine archaelogists and social historians watching this video in thousands of years time. It is so accurate. I knew people like this and the best thing is he isn't actually exaggerating or emphasising in any way. Glasgow neds are EXACTLY like this.
Chilean dude living in Glasgow for 13 years now.... it has taken me blood sweat and tears plus a year working as a labourer to finally understand what this choones aboot
Holy shit, this funny little dude already has a Glasgow smile. To be honest, because of this tradition, Scotland is perceived by me as some kind of dark, backward place.
2019 I’m nearly 32 and this is still funny as f**k lol I’m not a ned or anything but seriously this is what they are like it’s hilarious 😂😂 Don’t geez any yer shite is the best part 😂🤦🏻♀️ I smoked yer draw last night hahahaha
when i wake up in the morning i will probably be dead lol love this absolute quality anyone ive ever met from Glasgow is spot on great people great city with a great sense of humour
Proud to be Glaswegian and be part of a family I can say is proudly from the Gorbals and proudly honoured to be able to say Glaswegian. Love being Scottish 🏴 proud for this to exactly encapsulate NED culture so accurately and make a banger tune that time capsules this generational culture for the ages and generations to come. Belter 👌🏻
Telling my kids this was David Bowie.
Naw I’m acc deed 😂
Ur kids: awright ya wee bawbag stop going intae my stash or yer jaw is getting ripped
Lol 😂😂😂
Kklhm
Underrated comment 😂
As a Scottish citizen, I am proud that we have this to represent us.
Leo Caldwell This represents glasgow and glasgow only.
@@Jamie-kv9eg the guys from Edinburgh
Shut up m8 honestly if yer sain words lit aht then yer no scottish
@@Jamie-kv9eg Glasgow, and the surroundings. Blantyre, Hamilton, EK, and that.
same lol
if this was our national anthem at the euros we would of won
Lmao, would have been quality playing this lining up against the English
They would’ve taken the pass I’ll teel oue zhat mete I need a fack’n ciggy
It be hard to understand
@@Brblox892 naebdy cares mate
HAVE not of
I don't know how but this is unironically an actual banger lmao
lol ikr
Scottish magic can do that
thats how u know ur a ned
Used to bump this at uni like it was Dre 😂
Course it is. We scots were hardcore rave heeds fi 88 onwards
Im proud to be able to understand every word of this
Same Scotland never changes
Same 😂
Duck me too 😂
Same
KianDaMan same
As an American, I really studied this song multiple times, listened to it this entire week, and I appreciate the enthusiasm and banger of this beat, with that said, Idk what the fuck this is guy is saying
😂😂😂
Lmao 😂.....I do 👍
Legend
Pure man
I fully understand if you want me to explain
Neds are a culture not a costume.
Benyboy5393 i am a Ned Ye bam pot
Benyboy5393 mate wtf is ur profile pic 😂😂😂
Agreed
@@ytblair3010 you're arse
@@jcrossan1351 nedler
“Am gonna pump your maw” became apart of my normal vocabulary as a teenager. I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t slip out still once in a while.
I’m in my 50s and quote a lot of these lines every day and have done for 15 years. Actually embarrassing now lol
also .. bolt ya nugget, check out Young Team disses they are fiull of class one liners
Fun fact - this was a student project to take the piss out of all the stereotypical neds in Glasgow. The wee man is now an actor who has been in Scot Squad and does stand up.
where'd you hear this from? if it's true that's actually both fascinating and impressive. lmao
Nae fuckin way
@@scottjrramage4653 Yeah it's true. The Wee Man is an actor and comedian.
Amazing
Fun fact it wasn’t a student project I wrote and sang it - the wee man Neil was just acting
This never gets old.
Here you bolt ya nugget
Vortex42 Am gonni rip yer jaw
Your comment had gotten old but....6 years ago
Not even now??
Never
8 years later and i still find myself singing this
14 years later lmao still is amazing
@@iraqlobster2061 haha yesss
Sqme
U still good pal
Where did u go bro
A timeless anime, set in Glasgow, Scotland.
Glasgow born proud :D
@@novislavdajic807 have I found another Scottish Chetnik
😂
Don’t compare cringe an*me to Glory Scotland
Mate that’s like sayin the n word
i love being scottish
Gamer James same
Same
Same
Same
same
My boy from Scotland brought me that drink in his hand and then showed me this video. You scotts are awesome much love from the U.S.
Thanks bro appreciate alot
PURE QUALITY OLDEAN
YER MAW
Here you! Bolt ya nugget...
YER DA DUS THE PAPER ROOND
Who's watching this in 2024..
Me
Me too
Me 😂
Aye
😭😭
anyone outside Scotland (maybe the uk) won't understand this
so not true... Canadian born and raised, and i get it. brilliant!
This guy is Canadian he is a badass
Scotland's in the uk
*****
i think the poster meant that anybody outside the uk wouldn't get it.
zombielakehk21 my mate from Germany asked me to translate all this to proper English and then how he said 😂😂😂😂 aw the horror 🤣
2018 and this is still the best song yet
PLS LYRICS ANYONE??
Ken
Lmfao😂😂
2019
It's now 2019 and still is the best song
I can state with supreme confidence, while not being part of the intended demographic and observing from the comfort of a large bay window in Kelvinside, that this is the absolute zenith of Ned culture. Bravo.
still the best song running. as a scottish citizen i’m proud this represents us
I’m a 63 year old psychotherapist and find this hilariously fascinating
YE GETTIN WIDE?
Aye wit ye doin wee man gettin wide ya bawbag
Ah pumped ye maw last nite
This is one of my favourite videos on the internet, especially because it’s such an accurate depiction of NED’s. Seriously, I’ve met people who are exactly like this.
best song i've ever heard, 2019 anybody?
with that profile pic i doubt it
2020 alright ??
Not better than gachi
Nope 2020
@@DM-si5je true
This is 2019 and still we go around singing this in school!!!😂
Aye same here anol
Same here
Ma wee cousin came in at 1 am blastin this
APEX-R did he
Same with ya mum from mcburberry
*iM eNgLiSh N I CaN UndERsTaNd EvErY wORd*
Nobody cares pal
Understand this yir a Shan gadge ??
Beamer Boy, you so right
Words I understood: Weed, Jaw, I'm, Yankees, Johnny Cash, PCP, Fatty
yankees and fatty weren't in it so you obviously didn't understand
Here mate (whit?)
You lookin at ma burd? (naw)
How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Am gony pump your maw
Here you, that will be right
I heard you tried to knock my stash last night
Here you, what's the fuckin script
You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped
Here you ya stupit we dafty
Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,
Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,
That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw
Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky
If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie
Wash it doon wae a couple of pills
I know they eckies will cure ma ills
Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed
When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid
Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash
Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash
If that dusny work we'll get some crack
Freebase some coke and then some smack
PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah pumped yer maw last night)
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah smoked yer draw last night)
Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?
***** He's saying "I know the eckies'll cure ma ills", eckies means ecstacy pills
McGuinty2
Well nor i would nay have guessed
@@McGuinty2 Words I understood: I, know, the
it is an honour to understand every word this guy said
Scottish folk understand the slang English and American people in their respected countries. How do American and English folk not understand Slang Scottish folk?
Because nobody cares about us Scottish people
Because Americans don't speak in pure slang, in fact Americans rarely use slang
Wolfman's Got Nards american and english media are common in scotland, scottish media is uncommon in england and rare in america.
Yez dont that's the fucking point ya bawbag #MoanThenYaPrick
Wolfman's Got Nards english slang is bad, can't make out a word and has no quality to it, a like americans, theirs is cool and us scots are just quality
Still a tune in 2025
National anthem🏴🙇♀️
Anyone thats americain, translate this to what you hink it actually is and al paypal ye a fiver if ye get close tae it 😂
most of the song hes singing about either rooting your mum or grandma or ropping your jaw off, then hes singing about ecstacy weed crack and heroin
im australian wheres my money
Americans will no be able t translate this
Jack Gibson this sounds like a whole different language to me
😂😂
Here you atll be right
About 6 yearsago this guy came to our school to do a play on drugs and alcohol and I instantly recognised him from this
Hipocrit
This is what most kids are like in my school...
Yeah withoot the baggy trousers though
@Jamesy damn 6 year old comment
Your probably outta school now
@@alfiegilmore8521 damn what a throwback. I'll be in my third year at university in September...
@@michaelmoscrop6031 we're growing up in life going through life and sheet on de internet together, this is not just a video, these are memories
Still the best song! PROUD TAE BE SCOTTISH!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🏴
I'm from Scotland and we had an English talk to a song that had meaning to us and a boy in the class picked this song, we all went into histerical laughter😂
This will never get auld. Still a belter
2020 anyone😂😂
Here
@@teewizz-ftown3017 yassss
Aye
IM GONNA PUMP YER MAWWW
2 days till 2021 maye
Now this is going to be a song I'll sing to my kids to bed.
I'm still here in Glasgow in 2024 😊💙👍😎🇬🇧
Aye fr fr
After all these years I still remember this being a Bebo profile video and can still sing it word for word to this day, hahah!
Aw wit man primary 7 banter 😂😂😭
I'm a p7 and that's p4 banter hen
Wallace Campbell hen aw wit ya fuckin weapon
cool am s2
@@wallacecampbell1191 oh Naw man ur pure solid
Fuck off man I was in P2 when thid came out 😂
this is older than me but is still a banging song like
Glaswegians the salt of the Earth and good to watch your back, they'll stand by you no matter what.
You're right. Very friendly but very violent.
@@DragoonsPropaganda true, but good to hiv in yer corner 😎
2024 still relevant and bangin ❤😂
Brilliant! Well edited and catchy lyrics. I can really see this one catching on...
hey man its been 14 years
Ahead of your time
true
To good I still blast this song in cod lobbies on the daily what a classic
The Scottish national anthem
1:38 the best bit
Please rise for the Scottish national anthem
And this is why I'm proud to be Glaswegian :P
One of the all time great Scottish viral hits ❤
If u aint listen to this on repeat over 100 times dont talk to me
Ah the old days of youtube
This song whole thing is pretty much legendary. I could well imagine archaelogists and social historians watching this video in thousands of years time. It is so accurate. I knew people like this and the best thing is he isn't actually exaggerating or emphasising in any way. Glasgow neds are EXACTLY like this.
I think glasweigins are the only who will understand this. Non other !! Tune never gets old lol
Im aboot 9O% sure every cunt in scotland knows and understands these lyrics by now
Everybody that's Scottish knows it no just glaswedgians lol
smokeweedeveryday Kinda what i said mate lol
I was high that day mate mega tripping lol
smokeweedeveryday I don't doubt it mate lol
Chilean dude living in Glasgow for 13 years now.... it has taken me blood sweat and tears plus a year working as a labourer to finally understand what this choones aboot
This was a weird time for Eminem
He looks so much like Russian chav which we call "gopniks". As if this video comes from some Russian highly depressed industrial city or district
Языковой Канал LingvostudiA They are called Ned's in Scotland but much the same as a Gopnik.
@@franstanlinovskovichdavido8039 I agree deadliest woman with a dodgeball
The Scottish DJ Blyatman
Any chance we can get some subtitles? I'm strugglin here.
Holy shit, this funny little dude already has a Glasgow smile. To be honest, because of this tradition, Scotland is perceived by me as some kind of dark, backward place.
Not seen this for so long.....totally hilarious! Well done wee man!
15th anniversary of scotland’s best song
as a British person after 48 hours off evaluation and thorough examination off this song I found that I can't understand what this says
Whit part ae britain?
@@FordEscortRSCosworth-cv1jl sunderland
@Madine Games North East for me
Closed captions on this are a hoot
I went to your stand up gig tonight. I laughed more the day my granddad died.
hey man its been 10 years
@@loxzn8435 11 now
1:22 “aye right”
2019 I’m nearly 32 and this is still funny as f**k lol I’m not a ned or anything but seriously this is what they are like it’s hilarious 😂😂
Don’t geez any yer shite is the best part 😂🤦🏻♀️ I smoked yer draw last night hahahaha
I’m born English but family is Scottish and this is a nostalgic belter
when i wake up in the morning i will probably be dead lol love this absolute quality anyone ive ever met from Glasgow is spot on great people great city with a great sense of humour
i listen to this on a daily basis
Typical glasgow makes ye proud to stay in Glesga ❤️
Shannon Cassidy I’m Glaswegian
Bunch of retards
I wanna immigrate away from this shithole
@@jennywilliams5265 We all do.
I remember going in to Asda wæ a speaker blasting this banger
SCOTLANDS YOUNG TEAMS NATIONAL ANTHEM ... GREETS FAE EDIN YSS
It's over 17 years old bro 😅you must be in your 40s ❤ at least
@@BigbeeBog-of5xg I liked it when it first came out ..
Thank u Scotland for giving this banger to the world, love from Brazil🇧🇷🏴
Think it was Scots who initially brought football to Brazil also.
YOU GETTIN WIDE?
GETING LIPPY LAD
🇺🇸
@vaultveteran3368: nice yin.
Yen is some shinwah shite lol.
😂😉👍
This man reps the whole of Scotland
I am very proud to understand all this cause it’s a fucking banger 🎉
Proud to be Glaswegian and be part of a family I can say is proudly from the Gorbals and proudly honoured to be able to say Glaswegian. Love being Scottish 🏴 proud for this to exactly encapsulate NED culture so accurately and make a banger tune that time capsules this generational culture for the ages and generations to come. Belter 👌🏻
Brilliant thing is...he’s a well-spoken teacher ☺️ what wean wouldn’t want him as their teacher?! Legend.
To quote the man himself “here mate, that’ll be right, here mate, bolt ya nugget!” He’s not a teacher 😂😂
@@jennypurplethefirst He does teach drama. The Wee Man is a middle class actor and comedian. This was a sketch that turned into a song.
This is literally the theme of Neds 😂😂😂
Get on Scotland 🏴
15 years still gold
That's my real dad
2019 anyone 😂
Nabody gees a damn if ya are watching in 2019
Hastings Cook aye mate mon the trendy tunes
@@jeffthekiller-kf7dt Payed yer council yet slag?
Nah 2020🇦🇺
Anyone else notice the Glasgow grin on his left hand side of his face?
Hahahahahah
Funny cool smoke one 😮🎉
1:46 TURN UP THE BITCHEY TUNES AAAAA
This song defined a generation.
A pumped yer maw last nightttttt😂😂😂😂best lyrics ever
Unique and original character,should be a stage personage.Hopefully ,this artist will receive due recognition.
this is the story of my life
haha
bro your music is sick lol
I'm happy to be Scottish to understand this song
Great to be scottish 😂
Ladies n Gentlemen, be upstanding for our national anthem
The Camberwell carrot has traveled far I see
How do u mean da camberwell, is he from camberwell??
Barry Donnelly The big fat joint he has is what Housewares means as a camberwell carrot ... its from a good old film called withnail and I
this is the biggest lump of shite ive ever heard.
I love it so much
Never been so proud to be Scottish what a fucking throwback tune 💪🏻🏴
If anyone cares, the actors name is "Neil Bratchpiece", he made the Wee Man character in 2007 =)
Lyrics please guys....
There is a lyrics video
2021 anyone?
Literally every boy in my school
2021 and back listening to it haha