I see guys over 50 acting like this tracksuits skip hats except Q.C is the alternative to Buckfast now.Some are lucky to have jobs.There is worse out there.
mark scott Fair enough, Now the Police torment Anyone who wears skip hats,Tracksuit tops,Hillwalking Jackets,Scarves,Gloves(How dare we keep warm in Scotland) walking the dog.What annoys me is the Police dress & act like him.They jump out on Joe Public hiding their ID,which is dangerous to them & Joe Public.Sad Bastards never Apologise despite getting it Wrong!.Personal Cameras should be made Mandatory for the Police but it will never happen! Peace..
***** I hate these wankers that stand up for them.They never get pulled up by wankers hiding behind a badge because the filth never patrol their Area.Wankers
AllcopsRcunts I don't really think it's ALL the cops, but definitely a lot of them, with it being a certain type of person most likely drawn to that kind of work. A mate of mine was coming home once, he was a dope smoker, but didn't have any on him and was just a bit drunk. He gets pulled to the side and their like "where are you going?" "I'm just going home (and gives them his address)". "Where were you?" they ask, "I was just at my mates having a few drinks". "When is your date of birth?" and my mate tells them, (he was 30 at the time) his birthday was the 25th of the month. So one of them goes away, checks on their wee computer and come back and say "what age did you say you were?" "I said I'm 30" "No you didn't... You said you were 25!" they shout. My mate's like "err... No I didn't. I'm 30. I was born on the 25th". The cop is like "Are you calling me a liar!?" and my mate's just like "look.. I've had a few drinks, I didn't even realise I told you my age, I thought I just said my date of birth. I just want to go home and get some sleep for work in the morning" It was like they were deliberately trying to bait him into an argument so they could book him.
lived in glasgow for a few years very funny video keep it up and the rest can get it right up them mankyrecords ps celtic fan dont hold that against me .......
I live in Scotland and I'm used to talking to glasweegians but I find the accent funny, I love all Scottish dialects best version of english next to rastafarian.
There is no such thing as "the typical Scottish accent", any more so than "the typical English accent". This is ONE Glaswegian accent (of which there are several ranging from this one representative of someone low down on the social scale, to others which are quite "posh"). This specific accent is confined to around 0.12% of the population of Scotland.
Fave verse [Verse 3] 1:45 (1:42) I'm going down the town to see if I get lucky If I can get a bird I'll drink some Buckie Wash it down with a couple of pills I know the eckies will cure my ills Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed When I wake in the morning I'll probably be dead Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash Roll a Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash If that doesn't work we'll get some crack Freebase some coke and then some smack PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!
Been looking at moving to Scotland lately. And I am convinced that between my Piedmont coastal southern accent, and the Glaswegian accent, we would require AI translation devices to communicate.
i just wish this was an insturmental coz the vocals do get annoying but the tune behind it is phenomenally good. Loving the synth pads at teh back which are AWESOME! great tune with exectuion and mstering n top. Nice work kid now release an instrumental please!
I can't stop listening to this. I don't even know why I like it so much. -Canadian. Don't geez any yer, don't geez any yer, don't geez any yer shite. Ah pumped yer maw last night.
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Still gold 10 years later
The Tattie Scones bolt ya nugget
The Tattie Scones
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still gold 12 years later
@@nievehardingxx653 13
Stil gold 12 years later
A Masterpiece. In a couple of hundred years this will be categorised as classical music.
Jon Bee 👌😂
A most pleasing sonority in the rhyming of 'rip yer jaw', with 'pump yer maw'. This young man is a gravid poet of our age.
Gonna be honest, as a scottish person, this song is so stereotypical but sums up what Neds and Junkies are like in Scotland.
That One Chubba ikr 😀
That One Chubba to a t lol
That a good thing or not? :)
Ljós Berinn bad thing
Agreed but the song is so catchy ah
Would watch this for hours with my brothers when we were all younger. We've all grown up and this vid just takes me back to better days
It definitely takes yae bk tae the gid ole days.sum tune still watching n listening all his videos n 2020 yass wee man
I grew up with people like this... In fact... Now that I'm 32..... They are still the exact same!
I see guys over 50 acting like this tracksuits skip hats except Q.C is the alternative to Buckfast now.Some are lucky to have jobs.There is worse out there.
mark scott Fair enough, Now the Police torment Anyone who wears skip hats,Tracksuit tops,Hillwalking Jackets,Scarves,Gloves(How dare we keep warm in Scotland) walking the dog.What annoys me is the Police dress & act like him.They jump out on Joe Public hiding their ID,which is dangerous to them & Joe Public.Sad Bastards never Apologise despite getting it Wrong!.Personal Cameras should be made Mandatory for the Police but it will never happen! Peace..
***** I hate these wankers that stand up for them.They never get pulled up by wankers hiding behind a badge because the filth never patrol their Area.Wankers
AllcopsRcunts I don't really think it's ALL the cops, but definitely a lot of them, with it being a certain type of person most likely drawn to that kind of work.
A mate of mine was coming home once, he was a dope smoker, but didn't have any on him and was just a bit drunk. He gets pulled to the side and their like "where are you going?" "I'm just going home (and gives them his address)". "Where were you?" they ask, "I was just at my mates having a few drinks". "When is your date of birth?" and my mate tells them, (he was 30 at the time) his birthday was the 25th of the month. So one of them goes away, checks on their wee computer and come back and say "what age did you say you were?" "I said I'm 30"
"No you didn't... You said you were 25!" they shout. My mate's like "err... No I didn't. I'm 30. I was born on the 25th". The cop is like "Are you calling me a liar!?" and my mate's just like "look.. I've had a few drinks, I didn't even realise I told you my age, I thought I just said my date of birth. I just want to go home and get some sleep for work in the morning"
It was like they were deliberately trying to bait him into an argument so they could book him.
One of my retarded mates act like this, but tbh I act like this
this is one of the many things that make me proud to be scottish
Same bro
Same
yous are mental
As a Scottish person, I see some people like this walking around Glasgow every now and then.
2020 and I'm still listening to this 🤣🤣
Happy New Year
@@jewdahs2598 you tae
@@Jackdall2017 bit late but you too lad
13 years and this is amazing
still gold 15 years ago 😂
16yrs later still a mad tune 💙🔛🔝🏴🏴
Could I have a 10 hour version please I wanna listen while playing my Christian Minecraft server
Use Spotify and repeat the song
I ain’t even been Scotland n I love this so much Scotland for the win - your English comrades
14 years old, still gold
One the best songs thirteen years later
Love this! makes me laugh when you see actual neds thats drink bucky and smoke crack! X
my mate showed me this a couple of months before he died, he was a really good friend
welcome tae glasgow
I want him to make another one of these
no joke this actaully reminds me of the neds at my old school XD makes me laugh everytime
Saw this years ago, but came back from Marley :D
MOAN SCOTLAND!
14 years and still smashing
actual banger
I've not seen this longer version before.
What a belter when he's cutting some shapes up the street!
Priceless! Actually looks like a real jakey :P
lived in glasgow for a few years very funny video keep it up and the rest can get it right up them mankyrecords ps celtic fan dont hold that against me .......
` Am gonnae pump yer maw `
Still cracks me up to this day as a 40 yr old man haha !
Lovin it! Pure Glasge!
dont geez any yer hahaha this song must be the most addictive thing i have ever heard
Possibly the greatest thing in the history of the internet.
Rememba listenin.to dis as a wee kid wen it kam out lol
Memories
I live in Scotland and I've barely met anyone like this. To be fair you get them everywhere
nostalgia as fuck, 10 years old fuck sake man. understood every word, proud to be a scot!
Hilarious! This lad and mc devvo would make a comedy pair!!
Telling my kids this was Eminem
the point of manky records is for comedy! yes there are neds that need a good kickin, but there are many who are just bloody funny! x
16years still golden
AYE MAN GET THE MAD TUNES ON YASSSS
love it :)
Still gols 15 years later
Love it always makes laugh.😂
Even scarier than roadman
at 2:21 notice the wee lass runnin awae in the background
Scottish Anthem
I live in Scotland and I'm used to talking to glasweegians but I find the accent funny, I love all Scottish dialects best version of english next to rastafarian.
F4lloutBoy96's Channel everyone loves us, da best, thats why britains called great cause of us scots haha yass
that was genius! :L
i laughed the whole way through!!!
thanks x
15 years still class
This gets better every time.
You no its scottish when he's got a bottle of bucky in has hand
I give it the golden buzzer
still good 12 years later
love this guy man, pure brings oan the best oot a scottish mentality, anyone who hates it, yer just jealous n canny handle oor quality
I cant stop watching it! i havent slept in days, i think im dying.
shite.
JAKEEEY! mahn! :D pure neds man, qualityyy xx
13 year later still a belter
2023 anyone 👀👀🤣🤣🤣
Here
am gonnae rip yer jaAAaAaAw
Pure tune
my new fave song
that glasgow?
hahahaha
on ya scotland i miss it cause people like this made it funny to laugh at
Check out the new NEDS Kru song, A Very Manky Xmas for free at mankyrecords dot com !!!
" i pomped ya maw last nigyyye" The Typical Scottish Accent
There is no such thing as "the typical Scottish accent", any more so than "the typical English accent". This is ONE Glaswegian accent (of which there are several ranging from this one representative of someone low down on the social scale, to others which are quite "posh"). This specific accent is confined to around 0.12% of the population of Scotland.
15 years later.
Fuck me, time flys
Still the greatest ✨
I like it's so funny. I congratulate the people who composed, recorded and produced this master piece :D.
This is a ned down to a T! :L
Fave verse [Verse 3] 1:45 (1:42)
I'm going down the town to see if I get lucky
If I can get a bird I'll drink some Buckie
Wash it down with a couple of pills
I know the eckies will cure my ills
Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed
When I wake in the morning I'll probably be dead
Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash
Roll a Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash
If that doesn't work we'll get some crack
Freebase some coke and then some smack
PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!
This is indeed the best bit.
sorry to say that there are people like this in Glasgow. A breed that only exists in Scotland. Course he has the slashed face. an absolute winner
Lmfao man. Couldny stop laughin.
2021 and I still listen to this and I’m only 12😂🤣🤣
ooh hard lad 💀
Good pre-joker scar right there
I know this guy, he's a comedian known as the wee man, this is just one of his characters. Great guy :)
He is a real character, and that tune could with the right people could be fucking huge!
Pure fukkin class ya manky wee babag!!
Fair enjoyed that
Why tf is this like a night out with the lads
im from northern ireland n even i dont know what hes sayin, cant beat the drink hes drinking tho!
Intro was filmed where I live. Literally round the corner.
I must have battered about 100 neds in my life, from nursery to high school.
Stfu no u haven’t
2021 and this still bangs
I was born when this came out
damn if someone got some scottish sound like that gimme me plz
peace from france
What's funny is that the neds here don't realize he's slagging them ^^
Neds and gopniks = 💞
Сан Михайлович they are wee fannies. Try living in a scheme in Glasgow you will be changing that heart to a skull
Thank god for scottish comedian crap:D
we from sweden love you ^^
This is gold
Haha very funny the last time a heard that I fell off my dinosaur
Lol
Ur patters like water
Love this one
lol does anyone else realise the small child runnin away in the background
aye , im lookin ar ur bird
whos watching this in 2017
optic scumperjumper me m8
I have it on my calendar to watch it once a year.
2019
2078
Been looking at moving to Scotland lately. And I am convinced that between my Piedmont coastal southern accent, and the Glaswegian accent, we would require AI translation devices to communicate.
Erik RBR enough ae yer shite an just move here
As a scottish person with polish roots this is fucking aproved
Yes lad 😂😂😂😂
Marley's troops are here XD
i just wish this was an insturmental coz the vocals do get annoying but the tune behind it is phenomenally good. Loving the synth pads at teh back which are AWESOME! great tune with exectuion and mstering n top. Nice work kid now release an instrumental please!
aw fuckin brilliant man
Bolt ye a nugget
Would love tae to see the American tiktokers dance tae this
They won't even realise its in english
Yes we can :) Its a talent LOL
haha you even type the way you talk. I can't be mad at you, you just sound too funny.
lol at him dancing down Glasgow :D
Wash it doon wae a cuttl a pills. A kno they eccies will cure ma ills
I can't stop listening to this. I don't even know why I like it so much. -Canadian. Don't geez any yer, don't geez any yer, don't geez any yer shite. Ah pumped yer maw last night.