Ysolda the Skooma Dealer - Skyrim Guard Tales
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- Ysolda gets into a bit of trouble... She has been booked into the Whiterun dungeon on suspicion of skooma trafficking.
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The reason the Dragonborn submitted the tip was because he overheard the guards talking about the skooma ring, and it triggered a quest marker in his brain.
And everyone knows, when the Dragonborn sees a quest marker, it’s already over.
The only quest marker that they try to ingnor has to do with a certain beacon
"a new hand touches my beacon. HEAR ME AND OBEY!!!!"
Dragonborn :D
You Must do has the quest marker guides. It is the will of the godhead. XD
Well I mean Keith is the one who exposed it first this is part 2
@@AzguardMike I WILL NEVER OBEY YOU I AM GOING TO GIVE YOUR BEACON TO A SKEEVER
It’s those Khaajit caravans she kept talking to. She’s the only one in Whiterun who deals with them constantly.
as a khajit player I am offended by this racial profiling and ready to throw paws 😂😂
M'aiq takes offense to such slander. M'aiq is an honest khajiit(for those that know, I salute you)
I think you're right. It's those cat--jeets... Furry folks destroying Nord Culture... Pfft
You liar @@BladerZen
@@Alexanderfranksofficial except I've overheard the caravan that stops at Whiterun Atahbah asks Ri'Saad for moon sugar... and he says they're running low so they have to ration it. Ri'Saad also openly tries to sell Skooma to me.
Dragonborn: *Open mouth breathing of sternness.*
Keith: *Sighs.* “He’s saying “WINNERS DON’T DO SKOOMA.”
Man, that Jesper is a MASTER interrogator, he should be able to crack the case in no time!
Jesper
Poor Kieth. He's so underappreciated.
Agreed!
I cannot wait for the day we get a Keith mod in the thieves guild. I already love everything Jesper has to say when we go on adventures. I wanna hear Keith smack talk Mercer.
Wonder is Jesper will ever meet that weirdo prisoner in Falkreath that is muttering about Hircine
The Dragonborn snitched?!
Some guys just can't keep their mouths shut
He is a shouter
@@johnjones_1501 lol
I would say snitches get stitches, but I very much do NOT wanna go to the cloud district, and I like having functional legs.
She probably didn't bribe him when he asked
W a s
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T h e
J a r l ?
The Jarl of Falkreath, maybe
Did Kieth dirty lmfao
Ysolda strikes me as someone whose defence: “It’s medicinal!” And believes it.
Wonder when the dragonborn will discover the DLC stuff, be interesting to watch these folks see him ride around on a dragon or be a vampire.
We gotta get through base game first. 😂
Ysolda was framed. She's actually a Sleeping Tree Sap dealer. You got the wrong woman!
Keith did not need to attack Jesper like that
I love Jesper, he's such a relatable character, I too probably wouldn't be trusted with a real sword
dude really pushing the limit of the creation engine with those skooma bottles.
Thief - Well now I need a new cook
Heisenberg - You goddamned right you do. Jesse, *puts on hazmat suit* Let's cook!
Ysolda we have to cook
Skooma edibles are the future.
Ysolda looks like she paid a visit to the face sculptor
She's working with Nazeem clearly. Dudes clearly cracked outta his mind nonstop.
Knowing the dragonborn he's actually in charge of the skooma ring he's simply tying up any loose ends.
Keith said this particular branch was his so more likely the Dragonborn was just getting rid of the competition.
OMG!!!
JESPER DRINKS WITH SANGUINE!?!?
He would be the one to accidentally become drinking buddies with a demon god wouldent he?
Well Dave can't be the only one with strange company.
Skooma.. the ultimate in drugs.. next to souls.
My first thought was that the Dragonborn had filled the room with bottles as a gag, like cheese wheels.
Don't worry, Keith the thief. I care about your hobbies. Tell me about them.
Keith being salty because we love Jesper too much is not on my bingo card, but I'm glad we got to see it.😂That said, now I'm salty at Jared because he decided that he will never reveal Keith's face and we will never know his "looks of Dibella". 😂Though if his Keith mod is anything like Jesper mod, it shall be revealed. 😂
"You've been to County, I'm sure! "Here it comes!'🤣
This episode was extra funny. 😂
Breaking Whiterun
Those two desperately need to become roommates 😂
When I first read the title I thought it was a new Jayserpa mod. It would be a great motif.
You found the skooma. Just, all of the skooma.
I belive Kieth looks like the gigachad man
The interview with the thieves guild guy was great
XDDDDDD
It's obviously Nazeem
I can't believe it was nazeem.
I'm surprised that the khajiits dealing regularly with Ysolda near the whiterus's stables, weren't suspected XD
About damn time you discovered Ysolda’s real dealings.
Whiterun's a safer city with Jesper on watch. He can be trusted with a new sword.
My Khajiit would be in heaven with all this Skooma, he even became hooked on double distilled Skooma.
All true Skyrim players know that it was either Nazeem or Heimsker.
Drug dealing vampire, my favorite build🎉
I'd listen to you Keith XD
Sucha win for Jesper, he deserve a promotion and to lead his own team to crack this case
I see that Skyrim For Pimps series might have inspired this skit
This is just fun man I love it so much. Thank you.
I hope she know what happen when the bird sing.
We have always some cats ready for this kind of situations.
Alfredo is your call.
It was Nazeem obviously
HA HA HA HA "It's gotta be Braith right?" Love it xD
Awesome, just awesome.
Damn, I'm conflicted. Although Jesper is my bro, homie arresting my Skyrim wife does not sit well with me.
Me to😢
This CAVE..... wouldnt happen to be the cave right at Sleeping Tree Camp would it?
This makes Bravil look TAME by comparison! 🤣
Bro I just did this little quest for the first time last night! 14 years of skyrim and I've never seen this quest with the sleeping tree sap, I love skyrim man.
Thank you for this... I definitely asked for this a few weeks back. This is awesome
It was nazeem lol I think I spelled it right
I kinda want her to say yes about the jarel. It would make for a hilarious episode
NO! MY DEALER!!!!
KEITH YOU CAN’T BE DOING THIS, THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN
Woooow, we get ready to learn about Keith and the camera cuts away, so so rude XD
damnit we have to protect the skooma ring
And to think I just married her, smh. As head of both the thieves guild and the dark brotherhood and a khajit, I am shocked
Its Nazeem. You never see Nazeem near the cloud district, but asks you if you have been there in conclusion "Nazeem really does go to the cloud district"
give keith more air time
That is hilarious. I have ysolda as my wife and she's at my house in shadow foot sanctum. I leave skooma bottles everywhere 😂
I’m extremely happy I found this channel.
now i want jesper to try skooma lol
This is why I marry her every time.
Yay! Drugs!
Oh no, Not my wife being the Skooma cook! Hmmm.. maybe that's why she always have so much money on her. Iknew it could not be just by selling little bit of this and a little bit of that....
We need a face reveal for Jesper and the theif
The Dragonborn was at that party too! Wtf?!
wait that not normal skooma, that is this red water skooma form this vampire hideout
Ysolda needs a Lawyer, she doesn't deal in Skooma, I have it on good authority that she only deals in Sleeping Tree Sap which is 100% natural, no Moon Sugar or Nightshade is added. Sleeping Tree Sap is also totally Legal due to it having no significant withdrawal symptoms or reports of addiction.
I have good reason to believe that she has been Framed, she's the perfect scapegoat. Her connections to the Khajiit Caravans might make her suspicious to the average Nord, but she's merely a compassionate soul who disagrees with the decrees of the Jarls of Skyrim believing the Khajiit are being unfairly treated, naive she may be to their alleged Skooma Dealings and Supposed Connections to the Thieves Guild.
Its thoughts khajiits all those times shes talked to them they were convincing her to do it ARREST THEEMMM
I am just waiting for skyrim cops music man
Does Jesper have an annoying older sibling who occasionally comes around to bully and humiliate him occasionally for the laughs?
We all know it's Maven Black-briar
schumer
She's fried.
C’mon everyone! It’s obviously Braith!!!
I think it would be funny if Kieth's sister fell in love with Jesper. Imagine if she was like a cat dropping corpses on his doorstep to show her affection or violently loving him.
I didn't know Ysolda also did Skooma.. I thought that Sleeping Tree Sap was her main trade. But I guess, you have to diversify nowadays if you want to keep your business afloat.
I know it..... it's Jesper all along
M'aiq is innocent!
Ysolda was framed! She deals tree sap not skooma.😢 it was the thief!
YEE YEE!
She looks like that bc shes on one 😂😂
Ysolda is the one I usually marry
woo a new one
oh no I like Ysolda
but still damn, DB's moral compass seems to be all over the place, one day he's forking Narfi next he's snitching on drug dealers, was he good friends with Ulag?
Just got here from the ticky tocks. What did I miss?
...Now watch Dragonborn snitch on Keith.
Uh... did Ysolde always look like that?
When will Jesper find Meridias beacon.
Fair of Jesper to suspect Braith, but a problematic child getting into the tunnel of drugs is too obvious. Lars Battle-Born, on the other hand...
this is just ripped from gamer poop skyrim
*sigh* how much is her bounty... I'll post my wife's bail... Again. Gods I still love her though.
Can we get more of the skooma raid
Keith, my friend, you weren't 'opening up' - you were doing that thing where you pretend you're casually mentioning something without bragging, when it is indeed a brag.
Also, Ysolda. Has money gotten so tight you have to go into mass production or something? I mean, I can't even tell if your hair looks like that because of all the skooma fumes, or if it's just a cheap haircut.
I think he needs a friend