I started using Carl after I realized that being a combo sweat is too much effort to get points when Carl can be a stupid-easy but stupid-fun way to get an A+.
Listen as a Tony main, I do it not because I’m a noob but because I take pride in just loving the fans and being able to one hit people really quickly.
As a Tony main, i don't play with the mask because i'm a noob, i play with it because it's fun running around and one shotting everyone, it makes you feel like a juggernaut y'know?
I use Brandon cause I see it as the only way to fill up your “Speedrunner bullshit luck bar”, when this bar is full, people take the time to write an essay on the Roman Empire before bothering to take a shot.
I use Rufus mask just bc I think is the coolest one, like... It's an elephant, ain't that cool? Same for Earl and Charlie and Carl's drill kill is fkn awesome
I spent almost the whole game as Rasmus without knowing what the hell it does. I only used him because it looks cool and only changed to Peter on chapter 13th and 14th due to skill issues.
i used to play with tony cause i was a complete disaster playing hotline miami but then i simply just started to play only richard and oh boy it is alot more fun
I started using Carl after I realized that being a combo sweat is too much effort to get points when Carl can be a stupid-easy but stupid-fun way to get an A+.
Carl my boy
I like carl for his lore & drill, man that drill.
Drill goes BRRRR
"Get away from me and never talk to me again" phil part in english
Listen as a Tony main, I do it not because I’m a noob but because I take pride in just loving the fans and being able to one hit people really quickly.
well, we are talking about 1st tony, not the 2nd one
^^^
Frfr
We're talking about tony,not his sad fake
@@MrFireWolfSo the other 20% is "People who started with the 2nd game."
The Postal Dude voice 🔥🔥🔥
and the postal 2 map musik 🔥🔥🔥
As a dennis main.... thats accurate 🔪🔪🔪
Knives solve all problems
@@BraidensWorldProductions"also i think knives are a good idead... Big shiny fuck off ones"
I love knife, it is fast, one shot, and you can throw it to kill enemy gunner
@@krisonveloc25 i personally like shotgun, good damage, good range, spread shot, and is fun to use
@Dismas6822 i feel like you should get a special mask just for doing that
Rick mask gives you ability to kill enemies in one shot, not improves recoil of gun.
+ And it does not increase the accuracy of the weapon!
Shotguns mains :
*F U C*
Recoil? That shit exists in this game?
I just choose it cause i like foxes.
i main richard cause it looks the coolest
As a Richard main, that’s accurate.
Yes
yes.
yes
yes
Yes.
Carl is a good mask to use to get A+'s with his drill tbh
can be said the same to Don Juan
You just need to kill them only with fall finisher it will give you +2200 Points
This will give you A+ i think
@@Cock-ManCarl is wayyy more consistent than Don Juan though, I used him to get A+ on every level and it was a piece of cake
Unironically how I got some of my levels to A+, Carl is goated
I just did a 99% fist only run for my A+s no combos necessary, just head bash everyone
@@Cock-Man Used Zack all of my 100% achievements run, regret nothing lol
The yakuza music on Brandon goes cwazyy
Tusk got me like:
We Brandon mains just need that rush of beating everything we can to death with melee, and the extra speed is the only thing keeping us alive.
Frfr
As a Don Ruan player, its so funny to kill people using the damm door
Bully Maguire: fix this DAMN DOOR!
Phil is obviously the most OP mask
THE TONY SPIRIT LIVES IN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
when hlm2 masks
Fr I fuckin love Tony
Coming soon
tony is the best
Hes literally me
Not me playing through the entire game using richard because i didnt realize you get buffs from other masks
as a rufus main, i use it mainly because it's less annoying being shot from an offscreen mobster
That one Nigel main in the corner: *They called me a madman.*
Hotline miami and Postal? Ah yes, a fellow man of culture
I took rasmus every level because i was afraid of missing secrets, then i proceeded to miss 14 of the 16 puzzle pieces anyway.
Most of the maps are really small even without Rasmus so it's lowkey ez finding secrets
@ i didnt even notice puzzle pieces until trauma, i thought the only secrets were masks.
You are 10% right about mask Nigel can be unlocked via secret ending
i FUCKING LOVE BRANDON'S STEREOTYPE
i love tusk
Yakuza on top. Also Brandon is amazing
I also love T U S K.
Counterpoint:
*drill noises
Ultra Counterpoint:
*Explosion noises
@@Cock-Man Deafening
As a richard main... I really doing it right
This video had me dying lmao
As an brandon main thats accurate.
I feel completely identified with Peter
Carl is great, the drill executions are really fun
Don Juan is so fucking accurate .
The postal 2 music is so fitting
As a biker main, yes it feels great to have 2 playable levels, cuz biker's mechanics are so good. You can't decline that tho.
He just has a permanent melee weapon and 3 projectiles...
@@yosefyonin6824 I am your local butcher yknow
@@yosefyonin6824Biker also has a higher movement speed than Jacket.
@@sabianwatts8515 huh, never noticed that...
a hotline miami video with postal 2 music and rick hunter voice?!?!????!
Yes.
I use Carl as my main mask, it’s a fun challenge to try and kill every single person with the drill
I honestly don't see why anyone would ever choose anything other than Brandon. He's the most fun.
dennis is fun too. both those top tier.
@@KHRONOS2232 I am also a Dennis enjoyer, however I think he was reasonably ranked in this video.
Brandon and zack are sick, apart from that the only really fun ones are richard and jones
Because he isn't fun to me.
Brandon is also objectively the best mask, for both high score chasing and speed running.
As a Tony main, i don't play with the mask because i'm a noob, i play with it because it's fun running around and one shotting everyone, it makes you feel like a juggernaut y'know?
2:52 As someone who uses Carl, I finished the game with a drill, it's really good
Bro Speaks A Postal Dude
For those who was wondering what Phil say is get away from me...and never speak to me again for life
I love tony mask cuz it makes you feel invencible. love to walk around leaving bodies behind me. I also like hotline miami tony character
Alternate title: Postal dude insults the masks you use in hotline Miami
Don Juan users trying to get every kill against the wall.
Rasmus is more like "youre saying that this one is your favorite just because you wanna look diffrent from others. It's noones favorite"
Richard is indeed the best way to experience the game. Great video too lol
Richard all the way baby, i mained him so hard that i only learned that other masks have abilities AFTER i finished the entire first game
💀
i smell a postal 2 reference...
2:53 Carl is good at the first levels. For cutting down and killing with a drill give a lot of points
So is don juan that does the same with wall execution
1:34 “Tries”. You insult us.
"us"? Who's "us"? It's only you that managed get your feelings hurt
@@Cock-Man Bro I’m just joking
ok
@@Cock-Man you....mere mortal questions us ? The council of Zack will decide your fate
me as a brandon main yes speed is key
you know the video is perfect when postal and hotline miami is mentioned
as a venerable Nigel Main, you forgot to add how our nipples are huge and suckable
Send titty pics
@@Cock-Man i do not negotiate breastfeeding with WEEBS
@@zlosov5817 I'm Cock-Man not .:Weeb-Man:.
So give me those tiddies pic right now
I wore richard the whole game, i didnt even realize each mask had a perk beacuse i couldnt even bother looking at them
Graham:
You have a cooler younger sibling.
Also graham:
You're playing a weaker brandon
All my apologies postal dude, I'm never using FIST OF FURY anymore 😔
I used ted thinking I didn’t have to kill the dogs, turns out you still have to kill them :(
As a Brandon main, I only use it to speed run using mostly melees but I skip crackdown just because it took me 200 times to try to beat it.
Postal + Hotline Miami. This is my favorite TH-camr now
I use Brandon cause I see it as the only way to fill up your “Speedrunner bullshit luck bar”, when this bar is full, people take the time to write an essay on the Roman Empire before bothering to take a shot.
1:46 neuron activation
2:19. The existence of french apparently makes me aggressive.
When I heard Tusk playing in the background in 1:59 , I immediately subbed
tbh i just choose the masks with the cooler animal
Zack and Jones are too damn accurate) Btw am I the only one who always played Jones once found lol?
nah
i use tony mask because the instant executions are nice
I use Rufus mask just bc I think is the coolest one, like... It's an elephant, ain't that cool?
Same for Earl and Charlie and Carl's drill kill is fkn awesome
Blades in combat in any video game are a must for me.
"Combo sweatlord", lmao..
3:08 lmaooo
Throughout the game, I only used don juan at first and graham for a+ on every level
Actually I just use Tony bc I like the way of no Guns, and just put adrenalina in my veins when I do a complete combo
"You're no where to be seen ni-"
They should make a postal dude mask and the ability should be to slow time using catnip or to spawn champ the dog
I love how you are talking about hotline Miami but the background music and the voice is all postal
I like Carl because the drill makes a gnarly sound
I use Dennis and I agree, the knife is the best weapon
I spent almost the whole game as Rasmus without knowing what the hell it does. I only used him because it looks cool and only changed to Peter on chapter 13th and 14th due to skill issues.
Postal dud goes brrrrrr
I currently need 2 more A+ to get the platinum (PS4), and did litterally 80% with Brandon. Brandon is goated af
Complete game on Oscar 👽👽👽
Bro they totally missed an opportunity with Brandon, it should have been a hedgehog mask
I should've done that with Graham
rasmus - you're achievehunter
I've been playing hotlone Miami ever since I was 7 and I only use Tony. Cuz melee fun.
i used to play with tony cause i was a complete disaster playing hotline miami but then i simply just started to play only richard and oh boy it is alot more fun
Postal music and hotline miami content.. perfect timing recommendations
Nice profile picture
@@Cock-Man it indeed hits heavy like a brinks truck :roland169ahh:
@@Medic_main_wanabee Sexy mercs moment
I ADORE Willem, i don't know why.
Ooga booga monki
Don Juan is actually very useful
Carl is for gigachad who ry to kill everyone with only drill finishers.
as a Brandon main, that's too slow
as a phil main. i can confirm that i don't speak french i just think its extremely silly goose to turn the whole game to a language i don't understand
I'm sorry... is that the postal dude?
yes
As a tony main, i can confirm it
Don Juan gives back grade 7 nostalgia in the Philippines😞
Carl "You like drilling people"
Jones is like richard but more fun. No buff just lots of blood 👍
as a brandon player, yes.
zooming in this game just feels fun and kinda funny
2:25 In reverse it says: You're just another peace of sheet, who trying to be hardcore.
I actually think a Postal x Hotline Miami crossover slaps hard
2:53 he is good for making A+ on the maps... Basically skill issue variant on the frog
Zack best mask ngl
translation for phil: get away from me...and never speak to me again for life
0:14 jesus 2
Willem is like monke flip
He does the monke flip behind you slitting your throat then steals your weapon
@@Cock-Man real
Carl main here, I can proudly say that I like to drill deep into my enemies
I like tony because he is brutal, i usually use guns only if i need to.