actully many of the vets i known over the years always say the same thing and i feel it applies they are more fearful of a small animal then a big one because the big one is usually easy to block and you can see them coming and also your less scared of hurting them and feel this applies here because karen has such a long neck its so easy for her to stop her attacks where has brad hes on top of her legs and the only thing she could have done to prevent it is use her feet aka small kick wich would result in a maybe injury to brad so instead she lets him get to the legs and asks him to stop witch shows great restraint on her part has for karen hurting her is not a fear all she has to do is put her hand up and let her run into it
Those are the silliest Bunny Horses I have ever seen. Michael's mullet is just spectacular. I'm pretty sure that Gary Goose is the Manager that Karen has been wanting to talk to- he just seems to know he’s gotta supervise these fools.
All poultry are surprisingly chatty I hand raised two chickens at the farm I was working at and gave them names, if you addressed them they would click in response and follow you around If you gobble turkeys gobble back at you
You have an amazing piece of land! I pay to go walking in forested areas that look like where you call home.. You must feel so blessed to experience the things you have surrounding you in your world. Enjoy everyday with all of your friends on the farm!
Just discovered your channel. It’s perfect for very early morning coffee. I love that you love all the animals. It’s a nice thing to watch during these chaotic times… thank you for making the time to share.
The alpacas are living their best life! They were happy to see Amanda but they weren't too excited that their exploration was over. What a dream property and loving humans for rescued animals ❤❤❤
I love how Michael is 100% your baby 😍😍😍 the way he came running to you. The stuff dreams are made of. He knows he's the favorite and his brother/dad knows also 🤣
I'm sure the title "Useless Farm" is tongue in cheek because you have a great farm. It's so relaxing watching you wandering around it talking to your birds and animals, each with their own name. Keep up the good work 👏
She calls it useless farm because she has no expectations of the animals. They are allowed to be just who they are and none are work animals. Such a beautiful, chaotic space :-)
my mom used to have a rooster like Brad .. she would pick him up and carry him around under her arm, not able to move his legs or wings .. after doing this a couple times he became much more docile and quit trying to flog her everytime she went outside .. it's an old wives tale to do that
Maybe she could make a carrier & carry Karen on her back all day long like a baby. At the very least no one will bother you at Walmart. But you might end up on the internet!
We used to visit my Aunty who had geese and rosters. Scary animals! Could never catch them! Not that I tried! Always loved animals! Had menagerie of cats and dogs. Have disappeared the others ruled the roost. 12 siblings. Assortment of skills required. I remember when one of our ole cats was sick, several robust brothers in tears! The same that tortured him. No animals presently having lost my two dogs past two years. I walk neighbours dogs until I’m ready.
I feel like Gary, Pencil, Michael, and Brad were a stadium rock band in a different life. Brad on vocals, Gary on Guitar, Michael on Bass, and Pencil on drums with Craig as a hired gun on keyboards. I'm certain.
When the ducks and Gary were all talking to eachother I thought of them being on a daytime tv show like the view but they make way better hosts than humans do
I guess this is what addicted feels like because I can't stop watching these videos this lady is so funny and she loves her animals so much I love these videos thank you for posting
I love how when she talks to the "sweeter" acting animals(Gary, Michael & the boys, Stanley, etc) her voice changes to the sweet, childlike voice we all use when we talk to our babies, human or otherwise, Lol.🥰
I adore the relationship you have with the animals! I’m surrounded by people who see any critter as a nuisance. It’s so refreshing to see people truly enjoy such an array of animals! Thank you!
How rude of then to think your critter is a nuisance. We have 4 cars and 1 dog, it's love to have more, but we Dune have adequate space. I don't particularly care for people, I do love animals. I get to work from home full-time and I'm with my babies all day long. I love it. I hate when I have to leave them to run errands. We only have a few rules, mostly for safety, so my fur babies get to be themselves.
Hi from Utah! I’m new to the channel and absolutely love it! I have been trying to talk my husband into getting alpacas for awhile now,still a hard NO. So I’m glad you share yours and I get to enjoy them. Thank you so much for sharing! 💜
Shes just authentic,funny,hand working,sarcastic and kind.I enjoy it so much and it appears ALOT of other people do too.Its nice to see.I hope all of you struggling find some peace.Im struggling myself and every moment I can get thats peaceful or makes me laugh is a beautiful thing.I love the useless farm
I love your life and these personalities. Im ready to spend a weeks vacation to help you out on the farm to experience your joy. Not afraid of hard work. Thanks for sharing your farm.
I love how they all have their own little "gangs". They all seem so happy... even Karen and Brad seem to really enjoy that they get to do a little violence.
I love your farm and I love all the animals And I love the woman making the post she looks so Gorgeous Thank you for taking care of all the animals!!🙏😀❤🏆☮⚘😘
Gary and his buddies conferring about what might be wrong with the tractor was the best. Reminds me of my husband and his buddies standing around the open hood of a car going “try it now!”
When they start coming out of the bushThey look like how toddlers do when they get found and have that suspicious look on them like they were up to no good
I really had my fingers crossed that she would find them smoking cigarettes and looking at Penthouse magazines or something equally old-school and dubious!
Am I tripping or does one of those lamas have a Mullet?? I love how she interacts with all of her animals. She definitely has loving relationship with most showing their love in return. Except for Karen. Man that big bird is scary. Like Jurasic park scary. And I'm a big game hunter in grizzly bear country. Lol
Karen’s call is scary, other worldly. When she emotes it’s how I imagine dinosaurs roaring. She’s a mean one, but the rooster, Brad is evil. He’s the spawn of the devil.
Watched this two or three times now. Still not remotely bored. Enjoy the bits where you're just following Micheal, Keith etc, around too much. Loads of love to you and your crew.x
I am so envious of your life-style…. I don’t doubt it’s hard work, but how rewarding to live in such a beautiful place surrounded by animals and nature
OMG! Just discovered your channel on Shorts. So funny! I love the way all the animals have human names. I hope Brad and Karen become nice some day! Stanley is the best...I really want to cuddle with an Emu some day. So cool! Thanks for the priceless content. -Nate
My thumbs up took it from 999 to 1K.... I am very proud of my self. New to channel can you give us a complete run down of all your animals? Emu's, Alpaca's, Duck's, Geese, Chickens, Turkey's, Horse;s.... what else? You love the large "birds". Karen however is scary.
I love your videos. I grew up summers on a family dairy farm and I’m very envious of your lifestyle rn. I wish I could go back and do things differently and just buy a farm when I was young enough to handle it. As it is, you’re giving me the glimpse I need! Really appreciate you, your animals and your comedy. It brightens my day - esp Karen haha I have a few human ones I’d like to choke out irl some days so seeing how well you defend yourself from her makes me smile every damned time! Awesome job, I hope you keep posting here on TH-cam forever!
That’s pretty cool that Gary helps you check the gates every day. I have a cat that helps me go down to check the mail every day. On the way back he always gets ahead of me about 15 feet, then lays down on his back for me to reach down and rub his tummy. This goes on until we get back to the house, about 250 feet from the road.
God ,I follow you all the time, you are so lovely, I do love what you do. the animals are great, I find it so funny, a few of them has, attitudes, just like a human , too funny when they try to charge you. lol. you are just a wonderful person, doing that, to help the animal,s. you are the best, best wishes to you always, God bless you. have a wonderful day, & please, be safe.
I always end my day with your videos. Your home is beautiful with it crazy, unique kind of peace and tranquility. When the world gets me down you and your tribe left me right back up. Thanks for that. Much love from Wonthaggi, Australia xx
WAIT. I have so many v important questions, Amanda!!! 🤣 Okay, so Michael is Keith son, yes? Did you have to re-home his mom before you had a straight up alpaca farm or something? 🤗 Oh, but all the weaving & knitting that could take place on your land! 😩 Also, who is Craig? 🤔 Is he Keith’s brother? No relation/rando alpaca? I don’t actually expect you to w/b but I hope you at least get a kick out of my truly genuine alpaca lineage inquisition! Also, also... you + Gary Goose FOREVER!!! There is no better duo! Love you, really love your serotonin farm, Magical Super Mom!!! You’re basically the coolest & the bestest EVER! I have ZERO shame in my stan!!! #womensupportingwomen #somuchlovefromCalifornia
I would like to know too lol I'm so glued in to the activities on Useless Farm. I love the animals and Amanda. So entertaining and funny. Heartwarming to watch ❤
i think a spiteful wizard cursed a cotton ball and now Brad is here
I think you're right!
Facts
The cutest little demon Chicken
🤣🤣🤣
@@levity90 demon chicken lol
Gary was a mechanic when he was in the military.
I like your thinking!
I bet he's got an American flag tattoo on his leg 🇺🇸
Yes, I agree.
@@English_MoFo Canadian
His days in the motor pool were his finest!
Michael seems like he'd have love beads hanging in the doorway to his bedroom and have incense burning...all the time🤣❤❤❤
There's a medallion nestled in this thick chest hair...
What are love beads ?are they like anal beads?
Ladies, welcome to my room.
@@liftedlegend710 well love beads are actually beaded hippy necklaces, but OP is talking about a beaded curtain.
smoked a few reefers too lol.
The fact that there is more fear in her voice dealing with Brad rather than freaking Karen is hilarious to me.
Her mother told her that it is never ever ok to hit a rooster. Even when he is being a cock.
actully many of the vets i known over the years always say the same thing and i feel it applies they are more fearful of a small animal then a big one because the big one is usually easy to block and you can see them coming and also your less scared of hurting them and feel this applies here because karen has such a long neck its so easy for her to stop her attacks where has brad hes on top of her legs and the only thing she could have done to prevent it is use her feet aka small kick wich would result in a maybe injury to brad so instead she lets him get to the legs and asks him to stop witch shows great restraint on her part has for karen hurting her is not a fear all she has to do is put her hand up and let her run into it
Same🤣🤣🤣
Dude, roosters are literally and figuratively cocks. And they can do serious damage, even through boots and leather. I freaking love roosturds.
Looks like you caught three llamas that have just been busy lighting fires and smoking cigarettes (but not inhaling) if you ask me!!
This.
I saw the guard tower. They managed to slip by whomever was on duty.
“Cigarettes”
@@useless_farm lol. Respect
Mike turned around like shit do I smell like smoke🤣🤣🤣
Those are the silliest Bunny Horses I have ever seen. Michael's mullet is just spectacular. I'm pretty sure that Gary Goose is the Manager that Karen has been wanting to talk to- he just seems to know he’s gotta supervise these fools.
Im totally using bunny horses from now on 🖤☺️
Gary doesn't want to talk with Karen, she's always looking down on him.
My favorite part was when the Gary and the ducks were gossiping by the tractor 🚜😁😁❤️
All poultry are surprisingly chatty I hand raised two chickens at the farm I was working at and gave them names, if you addressed them they would click in response and follow you around
If you gobble turkeys gobble back at you
I don’t know why but Michael reminds me of Ashton Kutcher
Not just Ashton Kutcher, definitely Michael Kelso.
@@haileybradley6416 YES!! That’s it! Kelso! Ty!
Right?!😂😂
😂☠️😂
Now that I think of it, your right. Only that 70’s version!
You walking with Gary, and Michael being excited to see you was just so adorable! 🥺❤️
I can’t get enough of how CUTE Gary’s little waddle is!! ♥️ 🦆
At 7:54 is when they start discussing how they would fix the tractor better than the human
I love when you and Gary race. Gary's like you won't beat me cause I'm fast.
I’d like to spend the day with Michael. Just doing Michaely Michael things.
Honestly Michael’s life is bliss
Me too!
Llama Guru
Where is Jason?
Definitely. 🦙
This was like playing a relaxing first person video game! So nice to explore the farm
I love the neutral indifferent look on her face when shes patiently waiting for the rooster to stop crowing
I would sell my eyelids to have a place like this and the family and animals as neighbours xxxx
RIGHT!?
Me too!!!!!! I absolutely adore animals!
😂 but your eyes would dry out to raisin consistency and you wouldn’t be able to see any of it!
@@ahill4642 but could still cuddle with eyes of fruit : )))
Michael was so happy to see you! What an Angel he is.
You have an amazing piece of land! I pay to go walking in forested areas that look like where you call home.. You must feel so blessed to experience the things you have surrounding you in your world. Enjoy everyday with all of your friends on the farm!
The cuteness is real. Gotta love when they started running towards you, happy for you to be back home with them. 💛
Just discovered your channel. It’s perfect for very early morning coffee.
I love that you love all the animals. It’s a nice thing to watch during these chaotic times… thank you for making the time to share.
The alpacas are living their best life! They were happy to see Amanda but they weren't too excited that their exploration was over. What a dream property and loving humans for rescued animals ❤❤❤
I love how Michael is 100% your baby 😍😍😍 the way he came running to you. The stuff dreams are made of. He knows he's the favorite and his brother/dad knows also 🤣
I'm sure the title "Useless Farm" is tongue in cheek because you have a great farm. It's so relaxing watching you wandering around it talking to your birds and animals, each with their own name. Keep up the good work 👏
She calls it useless farm because she has no expectations of the animals. They are allowed to be just who they are and none are work animals. Such a beautiful, chaotic space :-)
Arhh Micheal looks like he found the best secret room at the rave!!!
Your animals are living the best life 👏👏👏
my mom used to have a rooster like Brad .. she would pick him up and carry him around under her arm, not able to move his legs or wings .. after doing this a couple times he became much more docile and quit trying to flog her everytime she went outside .. it's an old wives tale to do that
I wonder if that would help Karen?
not sure .. probably will need some special rigging to hoist her 😁
Maybe she could make a carrier & carry Karen on her back all day long like a baby.
At the very least no one will bother you at Walmart. But you might end up on the internet!
yep. under the title what video made you famous 🤣🤣
We used to visit my Aunty who had geese and rosters. Scary animals! Could never catch them! Not that I tried!
Always loved animals! Had menagerie of cats and dogs. Have disappeared the others ruled the roost.
12 siblings. Assortment of skills required. I remember when one of our ole cats was sick, several robust brothers in tears! The same that tortured him.
No animals presently having lost my two dogs past two years.
I walk neighbours dogs until I’m ready.
So cute that they see you and immediately come out lol Michael is my spirit animal !!!
I’ve never seen such an intelligent goose running to keep up with you. Holy cow that’s impressive!
Don't get me wrong the goose is cute, but him running after his owner isn't exactly "impressive", that's just what geese do.
I feel like Gary, Pencil, Michael, and Brad were a stadium rock band in a different life. Brad on vocals, Gary on Guitar, Michael on Bass, and Pencil on drums with Craig as a hired gun on keyboards. I'm certain.
Pencil on drums, perfect lol!
Love the "slice of life" style videos, very relaxing... Thank you!
When the ducks and Gary were all talking to eachother I thought of them being on a daytime tv show like the view but they make way better hosts than humans do
New to your channel and I have to say I am in love with your animals and your very funny delivery!
I guess this is what addicted feels like because I can't stop watching these videos this lady is so funny and she loves her animals so much I love these videos thank you for posting
This is by far my favorite video of all, I loved that walk with Gary, you truly are an amazing person.
It's so nice that the animals have all that space to roam around in! 😊
I love how when she talks to the "sweeter" acting animals(Gary, Michael & the boys, Stanley, etc) her voice changes to the sweet, childlike voice we all use when we talk to our babies, human or otherwise, Lol.🥰
Michael has the best hair. Well and of course Stanley does too.😊❤️
Gary and the ducks at the tractor repair scene -well , they made it into a scene - was hilarious!!!!
I adore the relationship you have with the animals! I’m surrounded by people who see any critter as a nuisance. It’s so refreshing to see people truly enjoy such an array of animals! Thank you!
How rude of then to think your critter is a nuisance. We have 4 cars and 1 dog, it's love to have more, but we Dune have adequate space. I don't particularly care for people, I do love animals. I get to work from home full-time and I'm with my babies all day long. I love it. I hate when I have to leave them to run errands. We only have a few rules, mostly for safety, so my fur babies get to be themselves.
you need to find yourself some new people
What a lovely place you have. And lovely lives your animals are living. Good for you. ☺️❤️
Brad sure makes it easy for you to find your way home from the back fields even if you were blindfolded 😂
Brad could wake the dead w/his cock a doodle do.
Hi from Utah! I’m new to the channel and absolutely love it! I have been trying to talk my husband into getting alpacas for awhile now,still a hard NO. So I’m glad you share yours and I get to enjoy them. Thank you so much for sharing! 💜
Wow, your property is beautiful! Those are some very lucky and well looked after animals ❤️
These videos are so calming. Thank you for sharing your silly menagerie with the world. 💖
Her voice is so endearing and the videos do relaxing
Your interaction with your animals is most endearing. Love following ❤️
That is just adorable that Gary knows his name and follows you - goes on walks with you.
You must have snacks on you 24/7.
You're just to funny! I love the way you interact with your animals!
I'm enjoying your farm! You all make my day!!
Your channel is a great place for smiles, laughs, wonder and admiration for your Love and care for all of the Useless Farms dwellers. Thank you.
Shes just authentic,funny,hand working,sarcastic and kind.I enjoy it so much and it appears ALOT of other people do too.Its nice to see.I hope all of you struggling find some peace.Im struggling myself and every moment I can get thats peaceful or makes me laugh is a beautiful thing.I love the useless farm
Michael and his mullet hat omg. Although he's also got a burned out hippy spirit. I love him.
You and Michael crack me up. Love our videos.
I love your life and these personalities. Im ready to spend a weeks vacation to help you out on the farm to experience your joy. Not afraid of hard work.
Thanks for sharing your farm.
I love how they all have their own little "gangs". They all seem so happy... even Karen and Brad seem to really enjoy that they get to do a little violence.
I love your farm and I love all the animals And I love the woman making the post she looks so Gorgeous Thank you for taking care of all the animals!!🙏😀❤🏆☮⚘😘
Gary and his buddies conferring about what might be wrong with the tractor was the best. Reminds me of my husband and his buddies standing around the open hood of a car going “try it now!”
I really felt that "Never you Brad" 🤣🤣
The love in her voice, when she calls Michael!!
When they start coming out of the bushThey look like how toddlers do when they get found and have that suspicious look on them like they were up to no good
I really had my fingers crossed that she would find them smoking cigarettes and looking at Penthouse magazines or something equally old-school and dubious!
What a lovely piece of land you have. So free of the people noises. No wonder your eyes are always smiling and your skin is so smooth. 😊
They looked so suspicious coming out of the woods 😆 🤣
Am I tripping or does one of those lamas have a Mullet?? I love how she interacts with all of her animals. She definitely has loving relationship with most showing their love in return. Except for Karen. Man that big bird is scary. Like Jurasic park scary. And I'm a big game hunter in grizzly bear country. Lol
Yes, that’s Michael with the mullet. 😂
Karen’s call is scary, other worldly. When she emotes it’s how I imagine dinosaurs roaring. She’s a mean one, but the rooster, Brad is evil. He’s the spawn of the devil.
Karen is definitely scary!
Yup. That's Michael Hunt with his 1 brain cell and iconic mullet. 😀😀😀😀😀😀
Gary is ADORABLE!! So crazy how he stays right with you! ❤️
How can you not be in love with Alpacas? Especially Michael! ❤️❤️
3 alpacas running away has to be one of the cutest things
At the end there it looked like the ducks and Gary were all having a very important conversation. A meeting perhaps.
Nahhhh...just discussing the tractor repair, and who's going for the beer...😁
Your farm is so beautiful. All the animals seem so happy, except maybe Karen and Brad! I love all of them especially Michael.
I really miss my geese, when I watch you and Gary….
the way michael's afro bounces up and down when he's running 🤣
I love watching your friends dancing around, they qiute & beautifull.
Watched this two or three times now. Still not remotely bored. Enjoy the bits where you're just following Micheal, Keith etc, around too much. Loads of love to you and your crew.x
The chase with Gary goose was so cute!!!! What a card!
My husband and I watched "Not a thought behind those eyes..." about Michael and we will eternally use that to call people stupid. Thank you. Xo
I love watching these videos you and your critters make and post. Much appreciated!
I am so envious of your life-style…. I don’t doubt it’s hard work, but how rewarding to live in such a beautiful place surrounded by animals and nature
OMG! Just discovered your channel on Shorts. So funny! I love the way all the animals have human names. I hope Brad and Karen become nice some day! Stanley is the best...I really want to cuddle with an Emu some day. So cool! Thanks for the priceless content. -Nate
I think I saw an EMU included as one of the showcase prizes on the Price is Right.
Cuddles from micheal and Gary are just soul soothing. I prefer animals to most humans 😊
All normal and pretty basic names....which I LOVE.....and then there's Pencil 😂 LOVE it too!!! You can just tell they are all so loved. AMAZING!❤❤
I love Michael' poof of hair on his head. He's so cute.
That is so funny the ducks and goose were discussing how to fix the tractor.
Alpaca's are a herd animal.... Abit like sheep.... But with an attitude problem🤣
My thumbs up took it from 999 to 1K.... I am very proud of my self. New to channel can you give us a complete run down of all your animals? Emu's, Alpaca's, Duck's, Geese, Chickens, Turkey's, Horse;s.... what else? You love the large "birds". Karen however is scary.
Their Mad from getting Shaved!! Blessings n Peace To You All
They look so good with their new cut! Love it.
Brad takes up all the oxygen in the room😁 The alpacas look guilty.Michaels mullet is so 80's!!
Isnt Amanda a sweetheart for giving these incredible animals an awesome life ❤
I love your videos. I grew up summers on a family dairy farm and I’m very envious of your lifestyle rn. I wish I could go back and do things differently and just buy a farm when I was young enough to handle it. As it is, you’re giving me the glimpse I need! Really appreciate you, your animals and your comedy. It brightens my day - esp Karen haha I have a few human ones I’d like to choke out irl some days so seeing how well you defend yourself from her makes me smile every damned time! Awesome job, I hope you keep posting here on TH-cam forever!
This video just filled me with so much calm. What an absolutely great evening shared with animals and Michael.
How can you be calm with brad enthusiasticly violent at the ankles
Whenever I see a Goose walking, The music from The Aristocats always pops into my head! ❤
I love your farm it's not useless it helps me mentally to see you taking care of your fur babies
That’s pretty cool that Gary helps you check the gates every day. I have a cat that helps me go down to check the mail every day. On the way back he always gets ahead of me about 15 feet, then lays down on his back for me to reach down and rub his tummy. This goes on until we get back to the house, about 250 feet from the road.
You're so blessed to have such a beautiful connection with your animals.
wow that is so beautiful there, good place for the animals. you have quite a bit of animals, that so good.
God ,I follow you all the time, you are so lovely, I do love what you do. the animals are great, I find it so funny, a few of them has, attitudes, just like a human , too funny when they try to charge you. lol. you are just a wonderful person, doing that, to help the animal,s. you are the best, best wishes to you always, God bless you.
have a wonderful day, & please, be safe.
I always end my day with your videos. Your home is beautiful with it crazy, unique kind of peace and tranquility. When the world gets me down you and your tribe left me right back up. Thanks for that. Much love from Wonthaggi, Australia xx
You're videos are really fun and refreshing to watch especially during these stressful times. I really appreciate them. ❤️
WAIT. I have so many v important questions, Amanda!!! 🤣 Okay, so Michael is Keith son, yes? Did you have to re-home his mom before you had a straight up alpaca farm or something? 🤗 Oh, but all the weaving & knitting that could take place on your land! 😩 Also, who is Craig? 🤔 Is he Keith’s brother? No relation/rando alpaca? I don’t actually expect you to w/b but I hope you at least get a kick out of my truly genuine alpaca lineage inquisition! Also, also... you + Gary Goose FOREVER!!! There is no better duo! Love you, really love your serotonin farm, Magical Super Mom!!! You’re basically the coolest & the bestest EVER! I have ZERO shame in my stan!!! #womensupportingwomen #somuchlovefromCalifornia
I would like to know too lol I'm so glued in to the activities on Useless Farm. I love the animals and Amanda. So entertaining and funny. Heartwarming to watch ❤
Nice shot of Gary taking flight! ✈️
Such calming vibes are difficult to find these days🥲 on youtube
Your videos are great! Love how you have each relationship with them all! And your absolute beautiful btw!x keep up the amazing videos 👍