And now he's going to have to go back and live out the rest of his sleazy narcissistic life in it... Donnie Dorko, that is. Mark Crorrigan probably would have made for an equally cringe-worthy, yet a more entertaining President, if he were actually permitted to seek that office.
His wiggy tower should be a supermax prison cell. Trump has just been reinstated to Twitter. Dog help us and make sure he never sets foot in the white house ever again, especially not to receive a pardon.
Patterson Joseph is brilliant in everything thing he does. Too bad the sitcom pilot he was in never made it to a series. "Over *there* is the wall with next door! When we argue, we argue *here* "
Whenever someone, mainly my kids, ask to borrow something less than a fiver, i always remember this. I just lend them a tenner, just to be on the safe side that i will get it back. 😅
That Donald Trump Joke has come into it's own since this was filmed! :-D 1:13 Should be enough to send any guy's alarm bells ringing, but clearly not Mark's lol
I still think Sophie saying the wine is disgusting suggests she was already pregnant by Jez who in this episode became a member of a cult 😂after sleeping with her. Since, everyone in the show is very selfish, including her, she decided Mark is a better option for a father than Jez, she tricked him into believing he is the real father. Just my theory for the show.
@@aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418 She doesn't have Indian blood. That was minor speculation in the genealogy show and then Berkshire Record Office published the woman's will after it aired, which showed her to be European.
Reminds me of how I got my daughter. This skit is a good illustration of how men have zero rights of procreation. Morning after pill? No thanks , said the mother to be.
@@TheBotleyBoy Kind of, the mother lied about being on birth control. the daughter was born, I left town , I sent her some money over the years and set up a college fund which I contributed for her. I saw her a few times over the years but wasn't part of her life much at all. I lived in a different country even. I correspond with her rarely and am not close at all. She's late 30's now. I had a lot of guilt over it in my life.
I'm sorry to hear that. For what it's worth, if that was your biggest regret in life that you judged yourself harshly on, it's not even a bad thing that you did. You made a seemingly small and insignificant decision in the moment based on false information you were given by someone else. That's just unfortunate, not intentional or reckless.
@Dave Hughes According to the couples' counselling session that Mark & Sophie attend in s4 e5, Holiday, he doesn't last anywhere near long enough for her, leaving her unfulfilled.
@@davidz2808 It's actually pretty effective according to planned parenthood if you have the discipline to do it properly. Look it up. I've had plenty of condoms break or slip off. I wish I used the pull out method with my first wife instead of bc pills which probably contributed to her moodiness. I've done it for years. No babies. But now that I'm older I sort of wish I had. If pills or condoms don't suit you then that's a possible option. YMMV.
@@GizmoMaltese Some sperm are released before ejaculation. There are several other contraception methods which have a much better rate of effectiveness.
@@davidz2808 I was one of those sperms released before ejalculation. The head-start really enabled me to beat the other millions of sperm, it was a hell of a race.
The level at which she’s pretending is like really weak squash. It would have been better for everyone involved if you’d just let it stay water at that point.
The level at which she’s pretending is like really weak squash. It would have been better for everyone involved if you’d just let it stay water at that point.
Sophie’s fake concern when she realises it’s broken is gold.
Captain Corrigan is flying without a license.
Well he had a license but he hadn't renewed it.
Crorigan*
"Sperm's a bit like lending a fiver, you can't really ask for it back", So true!
Apparently you can ask for a fiver back; it's just that things become far more difficult/awkward when it's less than that. 🤔
@@ModMokkaMatti Hey, don't you owe me £4.29?
less than a fiver
The kisses in that show, are just brilliantly awkward... they cause me physical pain
“Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser” wise words from Alan Johnson
Why did Trump not hire this man
What does it mean
An enigma to be sure.
I believe that was Vince Lombardi.
Brian Clough used this phrase once
"Quick divorce. Back for nibble." well. that's the plan
Chance would be a fine thing.
A fine thing indeed
Now THAT is tickety boo!
I tell you what, Chance is really Moreish
Saying that too often now
An original comment would be a fine thing. 😬
Every Johnson and mark scene is exceptional
I like how sophie and mark did kinda become civil in this scene....until they shagged and had a kid
Their alternating friendly/amicable/hateful relationship was so well-written
@@johnmartinez7440 was very realistically believable aswell imo
It's unfair how good this show was
Good but after a while it gets boring as it's just constantly about everyone getting laid with everyone.
@@praszu can’t relate
got a bit shit towards the end with the dobby love triangle though
@@Mercy_Aint_Safe_In_India yeah didn't care for that or the Jeremy going gay but I can still watch it
@@HKNYN1 ah yeh and that,
“Stop sitting like that” 😂😂😂
@Bazukin Belyugovich Can you move ur seat up?
When in fact he should have said "why are you laying like that"
That is low. That is really low.
@@jaycuthbert245 'Lying', not 'laying'. British English, mate.
@@abhiu2398it's actually American English too, historically. Even Merriam-Webster still keeps the distinction, despite popular usage to the contrary
I think the rubber may have perished
Damn it, I need to erase some pencil lines.
If only it were vulcanised, hey
"Men don't like babies as much as women. That's my analysis." - shrewd.
"Look at me, drunken one night stand...
I mean she is my wife"
tipsy sophie is incredibly charming and horrifying.
Only Mark would use the word "perished" when under such shock
The writing in this series is amazing.
I love how Mark says you can't "really" ask for sperm back, is if there is technically a way.
Lots of lube and a vacuum?
Well, if you donate sperm, you could technically ask for it back.
I am way overthinking this . . .
@@abhiu2398 Not overthinking it as bad as that Julian guy though...
Sophie scares the shit out of me - absolute bunny boiler
But Mark's desperate & has few options.
Olivia is really good at talking tipsy!
You didn't even need those last three words lol
@@renjithjoseph7135 She's a great actress no matter what she's doing.
"I'm Trump in my dirty, wiggy tower."
And now he's going to have to go back and live out the rest of his sleazy narcissistic life in it... Donnie Dorko, that is. Mark Crorrigan probably would have made for an equally cringe-worthy, yet a more entertaining President, if he were actually permitted to seek that office.
I love how when this was wrote it was pretty throw away and now they are taking about the current president 😂
@@CD-vp7rn Did they make this before he was president? Because, Trump has always had towers... 🤔
@@ModMokkaMatti Enjoy Slow Biden (or Kamala who will be the actual president once Joey is put in a home where he belongs)
@@bowiebonolennon Obviously they made it before 2016
Every time a watch a clip from this show all I can think about is how they’re able to film scenes like this.
“She’s playing me like a tuba”
"Finally got to use my bachelors emergency condom" I've been calling Johnnies that ever since I first heard it hahah
I can't believe she's the queen now...
In comparison, Mark wants to be Johnson's queen.
"Stop sitting like that" - hahahah
"the rubber may have perished"🤣🤣🤣
2:30 The Queen practicing her “Oh Dears”
That farewell banner for Sue is monumentally passive-aggressive. Love it.
Also, the Trump bit at 1:55 is ageing very nicely!
Is it passive aggressive? I took it as an attempt at corporate lightheartedness. Maybe it's both.
His wiggy tower should be a supermax prison cell. Trump has just been reinstated to Twitter. Dog help us and make sure he never sets foot in the white house ever again, especially not to receive a pardon.
@@ModMokkaMatti your dog will definitely help you. Calm your tits bozo
Yeah nah yeah don't sleep with a crazy woman who says she wants to get pregnant quick
Or if you do, wear a condom that hasn't expired.
Haha so damn true. I do the same warning to the men I meet haha
@@gizemnurerylmaz8164 You tell them you want to become pregnant as soon as possible?
@@davidz2808 Yeah, I am so much like Sophie on that haha
@@gizemnurerylmaz8164 remind me never to come to your province
"sperm is like lending somebody a fiver! You can't ask for it back." Hahahah kinda true. 😂
Don't use an expired condom.
Quick divorce, back for nibbles😂
He's getting more from his wife than I am at the moment.
Maybe you guys should get couples therapy or something
@@vapingfury4460 But she might say that she's unfulfilled.
@@davidz2808 probably because he spends his time watching peep show all day
@@davidz2808 unfilled??
I can be your next wife
Patterson Joseph is brilliant in everything thing he does. Too bad the sitcom pilot he was in never made it to a series. "Over *there* is the wall with next door! When we argue, we argue *here* "
sohpie turning as crazy as the rest migt have not worked if Olivia wasnt such a great actress
That is the best analogy ever
I lost it when i read the title hahahahaha
Oh yeah yeah
johnson had some of the best lines of the show
I'd love a boss like Alan
Why? He gets Mark to do the difficult work & take the blame when things go wrong, such as with Project Zeus.
Whenever someone, mainly my kids, ask to borrow something less than a fiver, i always remember this. I just lend them a tenner, just to be on the safe side that i will get it back. 😅
Olivia Coleman is my older woman fantasy manifest
Just no
@@Teddy-ez9qq more for me
Mine is Celia from Jez’s life coaching course
I only realised right now that they went back to his flat, I always remembered as being In his office
"Stop sitting like that."
She's actually LYING like that, not sitting...
@@Beepsa "Stop sitting like that."
Mark, you have a 1 in 3 chance of being the father.
Jeff sired it.
Jeff?!
The rubber may have perished
Good point on lending someone less than a fiver
"That is low, really low. Lending your sperm is like lending a fiver, u really cant ask for it back."
I Just noticed, half of the kissing scenes in Peep Show doesn't really happen because there doing it POV style.
Hahahahah this happened to me, minus the position at the end.
2:13 - 2:15 When you fail No Nut November because you forgot which month it is.
Not funny
NNN isn't as bad as its sequel - DestroyDickDecember!
@@davidz2808 glad I didn't participate in that.
I only do it thrice a week, I don't think I am affected enough by it to stop doing it for one month.
And THAT gentlemen is why I always bring a wet/dry shop vac on dates!
Have you ever considered voluntary redundancy?
every man's worst nightmare
That Donald Trump Joke has come into it's own since this was filmed! :-D 1:13 Should be enough to send any guy's alarm bells ringing, but clearly not Mark's lol
I still think Sophie saying the wine is disgusting suggests she was already pregnant by Jez who in this episode became a member of a cult 😂after sleeping with her.
Since, everyone in the show is very selfish, including her, she decided Mark is a better option for a father than Jez, she tricked him into believing he is the real father.
Just my theory for the show.
Why does saying the wine is disgusting suggest that?
@@DrOmegaBattleSpherepregnancy can affect taste
"Quick divorce, back for nibbles"
That thumbnail Jesus Christ
I had a lass do that once poor mark
Mark saying that he's Trump never fails to be funny
the dubster
Never sleep with a woman if she says to you she desperately wants a baby
Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser lol
SIT UP!
The thumbnail is horrifying
Ive seen this exact this happened no condom bust though, filling out divorce papers I guess gets heated
Wish there was a show for the naturally good instead of horrible people pretending they are.
Dirty wiggy tower....
Yup 😂
Olivia Colman is so strangely attractive for me. She is only 47 but looks older but her eyes are fiery.
**Only** 47?
She's unique. I think it's her Indian blood.
Do you have eyes?
@@aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418 She doesn't have Indian blood. That was minor speculation in the genealogy show and then Berkshire Record Office published the woman's will after it aired, which showed her to be European.
Minimal water damage
OMG LMFAO 😃😃😃
It’s going to cost you more than a fiver!
Reminds me of how I got my daughter.
This skit is a good illustration of how men have zero rights of procreation.
Morning after pill? No thanks , said the mother to be.
Holy hell! Aside from you not wanting a child that way, did it all turn out as reasonable as can be hoped for in those circumstances?
@@TheBotleyBoy Kind of, the mother lied about being on birth control. the daughter was born, I left town , I sent her some money over the years and set up a college fund which I contributed for her. I saw her a few times over the years but wasn't part of her life much at all. I lived in a different country even. I correspond with her rarely and am not close at all. She's late 30's now. I had a lot of guilt over it in my life.
I'm sorry to hear that. For what it's worth, if that was your biggest regret in life that you judged yourself harshly on, it's not even a bad thing that you did. You made a seemingly small and insignificant decision in the moment based on false information you were given by someone else. That's just unfortunate, not intentional or reckless.
@@latetotheparty3070 it is not to late to be a part of your daughters life if she should choose it.
Can you believe people watch "Friends" and think its funny?
Best title to a porno ever
Quick divorce, back for nibbles.
That wasn't very traditional
Like cauliflower.
How can mark fire an IT person
Oh, sugababes, thanks a lot sugababes, always at my lowest moments
"No"
Old Meg is broken.
Ejaculating is like shooting a gun. Once it's out, you have no control over where it goes.
Does this count as a one-night stand?
@Dave Hughes According to the couples' counselling session that Mark & Sophie attend in s4 e5, Holiday, he doesn't last anywhere near long enough for her, leaving her unfulfilled.
@@davidz2808 Unfilled?
Why does Sophie want Mark's child again?
She doesn't care much who the father is - as long as she's pregnant as soon as possible.
That's why I stick to the pullout method.
I hope you're joking. There are multiple very good reasons that it's ineffective.
@@davidz2808 It's actually pretty effective according to planned parenthood if you have the discipline to do it properly. Look it up.
I've had plenty of condoms break or slip off.
I wish I used the pull out method with my first wife instead of bc pills which probably contributed to her moodiness.
I've done it for years. No babies. But now that I'm older I sort of wish I had.
If pills or condoms don't suit you then that's a possible option. YMMV.
@@GizmoMaltese Some sperm are released before ejaculation.
There are several other contraception methods which have a much better rate of effectiveness.
@@davidz2808 I was one of those sperms released before ejalculation. The head-start really enabled me to beat the other millions of sperm, it was a hell of a race.
@@renhoek3851 That's like winning a foot-race against a bunch of paraplegics.
Aspect ratio's fucked, mate.
The level at which she’s pretending is like really weak squash. It would have been better for everyone involved if you’d just let it stay water at that point.
Crypto is a fantasy
AJ, Alan Johnson 🥊
0:00 trans rights
This wine is so disgusting isn’t it?
Yep it's very horrible
So, how's Jez?
He’s joined a cult and is changing his name but fine
@Speez71rm it was
@Speez71rmYou could always delete your comment then?
shout out to Trump!
Urrh. No good.
OK, I'll take this one. What's the relevance of Sophie "sitting like that"?
@gerard dearie apparently
Idk if this is British humor but it's really not hitting but it is funny tho. But not laugh fun
seeing the queen behave like this.
The rubber may have perished
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Quick divorce, back for nibbles.
The level at which she’s pretending is like really weak squash. It would have been better for everyone involved if you’d just let it stay water at that point.