@@thomasbest5316 he just missed the g out. Why do people feel the need to correct others grammar and spelling online? Does it honestly bother you so much that you need to leave a comment correcting them?
I adore that in marks panicked state he (for the very first and maybe only time) he completely emasculated Jeff and due to his stressed state he couldn't even enjoy the moment of making Jeff feel tiny when usually it's Jeff emasuclating Mark
@@roger8468 I agree with you mate but like a stated previous it was nice seeing Jeff being embarrassed by Mark lol and the shame is also because mark was furious and distracted by project zeus he probably didn't even realise he got one up on Jeff lol he can never win lol
He's also a fool to allow big suze to experiment with Johnson after all we all know the saying once you go black you never go back lol I guess jez heared money and then every other rational thought went out the window lol
Who’s more morally corrupt? Johnson for proposing the idea without an ounce of conscious and no notion that this proposal is appalling, or Jeremy for agreeing to it despite the fact that he has a conscious and knows what he’s doing is wrong?
Lmao I'd honestly love to know where Johnson came up with the specific price of £530 Lol I'd love to know his reasoning and what made him arrive at such a figure haha
It's hilarious writing to make it £530. It's actually more disrespectful than making it £500, like the extra £30 would be what makes the difference to Jez.
I interpreted it as this is the exact amount of cash he had in his wallet, I mean when he gives him the money he literally pulls every bill out, doesn't count it and says ''here, 530 pounds'' Seems pretty clear cut to me. He obviously uses his card 90% of the time so he would have the exact same amount of cash days on end.
My mate is black and I asked him to go on a camping trip with me. He said “man that’s such a white people thing to say” Hope you relate, I thought everyone liked camping!
@@RaferJeffersonIII looool in a funny way yes. When I was young I went camping with school and loved it. And funny this topic came up, I just got back from a camping trip in Wales a few months ago. And it was awesome, I go to the army in June and gonna have alot more opportunities like camping there lol. But what's funnier is that whenever I say I'm going camping or for a run, or army related stuff. I'm called white among black associates 🤣🤣🤣. But yeah, our hobby is not for everyone it seems 😭🤣🤣🤣 I dunno why more people don't like camping
@@thelaundryman9287 thank you for the service mate 🇬🇧 I’m in a mixed race marriage and we laugh all the time about the differences. I dream of a day when we all can lighten up and enjoy our little diversities, because the differences are funny AF.
@@RaferJeffersonIII thank you and your more than welcome 💪🏽🇬🇧😁. Oh yeah, I got a mixed bag of friends from different cultures and I can relate. The cultural differences are hillarious. And yeah me too. So much friction in the world for no reason. But aye.. I like to say no matter how random or insignificant something is, it's enough for humans to fight over.
I think jeff was onto something with his amalgamation plan. I'd go a step further, why not add another department into the mix ? Say, Quality Assurance ? To be clear I'm suggesting we integrate 4 departments into one.
That's the thing with Jeff. As much of a dick as he can be in his personal life, he was the one actually trying the hardest to help Mark with Project Zeus, before Mark was completely dismissive of his contributions. Even after that, Jeff was still entirely up for celebrating Mark's success when he was lying about how well it was going. He only drew the line at bailing Mark out when he hadn't done any work of his own.
I can’t remember when, but I heard that the actor who plays Jeff said in an interview or a behind the scenes feature that Jeff doesn’t really dislike Mark, he just thinks Mark is far too uptight and probably would get along with him if he could just loosen up.
"soo how's Project Zeus coming along?" "[Oh shit!] Oh it's it's er, it's going really well actually, I think I've cracked it, Alan!" LOL Mark cracks me up when he contradicts himself.
When Johnson offers the £530, Jez should have thought something along the lines of “God, how did he know?”. Also, how much charisma does Alan Johnson have if he gets Big Suz to leave Jez in outrage for being nearly pimped out, only for her to sleep with him after he tried to pay for her sexual favors secondhand, then become his girlfriend, and finally go to a strip club with him.
Biggest mistake of Jezs life, cost him Big Suze who was way out of his league and tbh an absolute sweetheart. I always look on this show as an examination of how being a shit person will eventually lead to your life being shitty. It makes me sad as there is a lot l like about Mark and Jez but they are just such awful ppl. I hope if they do make a sequel we see that they've realised the error if their ways and ended up happy instead of being the miserable gits they were throughout the show, settled with women they love and content in their lives.
@mark9294 We don't know what's going on in his head unlike Jez and Mark so we can't really judge his moral compass to the same extent. Pretty much all the main characters are terrible people imo.
Happy for a time maybe but absolutely will end up back together even in middle age with any left dreams smashed. It's probably what they ultimately both want
Thought I think s4 is the best season (perfect finale, likeable episodes, well rounded) I always found this episode to be a top ranking black beauty Alpha (no pun intended, stick that up your Comedy Central 🗣️)
Johnson passing Jez his own empty can is the peak of television.
The ultimate power move
Sigma Male Grindset
It wasn't empty though.
@@josephmathabela 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was unopened though
The delivery of £530 kills me every time
Maybe you could finger her for 300
So emotionless, such a precise amount. Classic 😂😂
The way Johnson says "indecent proposal" is just amazing 😄
Well I've certainly learnt a new thing.
Being black is about vibes😁
I want to make you, a real life, Indecent, Proposal.
And thank you very much for not saying the way he says it is "everything"
The intensity of his glare
'But I do like some of the things...they do! So?' 😂
"No one is given me a medal for saying no" is the motto of my life now.
"is given"?
@@zapkvr it's the "me" you wanted to point out probably...
@@luckygayextraaaa Explain your comment
@@GrooveSpaceArk "no one is given a medal for saying no" is what they're saying the correct grammar of the line is
@@thomasbest5316 he just missed the g out. Why do people feel the need to correct others grammar and spelling online? Does it honestly bother you so much that you need to leave a comment correcting them?
Johnson's shit eating grin to Jez as he ascends the staircase is a thing of true beauty.
Hahaha it’s amazing lool
Alpha male at work 😀
Straight from the school of oneupmanship#
you got it... such a great clip! missed by most im sure.
Johnson's face when he's walking up the stairs = comedy perfection
I just love how he takes an age to ascend the staircase because he's using that time rubbing it in Jez's face 😂
"Hopefully that's a psychological defect and not a weird sexual thing." Never knew I needed to remember that quote forever.
"I'm a human being, Jeremy!"
"Sure, from one perspective"
thats one hell of a sad defense
Johnson should have won an Oscar, an Emmy and a Grammy for all this
Throw in a Tony. EGOT GOAT
No Bafta on that list? 😂
And a Nobel
I love how Mark goes from the thought of getting a bargain bucket from KFC to joining Al Queda in a matter of one sentence
This show never gets old.I love every second of it
Same. One of the best comedy series ever made. Probably in my top 5 of favourite comedy series.
@@1funkyflyguy same here
Just noticed that the running away and having a bargain bucket was an idea here and he actually did it when his son was born
I think an MP who lost his seat did it IRL during the 1997 election
Johnson’s delivery on “Stick that up your dojo.” 😂. This guy could read the phone book and make it hilarious.
I just realized that you can also describe Project Zeus as an "indecent proposal". Brilliant.
"It's not like I asked her to work in telesales".
I adore that in marks panicked state he (for the very first and maybe only time) he completely emasculated Jeff and due to his stressed state he couldn't even enjoy the moment of making Jeff feel tiny when usually it's Jeff emasuclating Mark
@@roger8468 I agree with you mate but like a stated previous it was nice seeing Jeff being embarrassed by Mark lol and the shame is also because mark was furious and distracted by project zeus he probably didn't even realise he got one up on Jeff lol he can never win lol
Love how Johnson can just 'power through' his Tai Chi.
"Supposed to take 30 min... i get it knocked over in 10"
Great scene 😂
Hi there, can I come in?
Um, no..
Nice room; here, have a drink.
"No Suze, Look I'm sorry, I love you I love you, I just got this big overdraft and I take it all back!" haha what a shit Jez is
the panic in marks face & voice when he realises he has nothing for the pitch is brilliant
How did Jeremy ever think that Suze would want to hear that?
Pimp me out, Pimp My Ride... there's a new climate
@Christopher Marlowe she wants chadrone aka Johnson.
@Christopher Marlowe Chad is looks based not behaviour.
He's also a fool to allow big suze to experiment with Johnson after all we all know the saying once you go black you never go back lol I guess jez heared money and then every other rational thought went out the window lol
The man is barely altogether there...the bigger shock is how he managed to land Big Suze in the first place
"I'll take this to the Citizen's Advice Bureau! How'd ya like them on your ass!" - pure brilliance.
5:14 That fucking smug smile. Well played, Johnson. Well played.
Looks like a full on Disney villain
Johnson is a true low life with money,so he gets whatever he wants including Beautiful Big Suze. Lucky Bastard. 🙂🍹
@@FountainOfYoot in the decadent silk dressing gown just completes the perfection of the shot!
I’d love to see a spin off series of Johnson’s mentoring and community work
I watched Johnson for years on Peep before I recalled he was DiCaprio’s friend in The Beach
Oh baby!
Holy shit I never realised, the shredded guy who loves cricket
@@TheRedhenProductions and instantly likeable as always
project zeus
and project suze
wow
"it's two hours to Kettering... even in a top-of-the-range Beamer" 🤣
Who’s more morally corrupt? Johnson for proposing the idea without an ounce of conscious and no notion that this proposal is appalling, or Jeremy for agreeing to it despite the fact that he has a conscious and knows what he’s doing is wrong?
Jeremy, definetly
I think Suze ending up with Johnson kinda means Jeremy's worse here. I don't think he even planned to give her half the money if she agreed lol
Conscience and conscious are two different words. Dumbass
Jez for trying to pimp out his girlfriend. Johnson is just being a John. Jez is being a pimp. Pimps are worse than Johns.
Jeremy. For all we know Johnson put him this position knowing he will lose Big Suse, and he will land her.
Lmao I'd honestly love to know where Johnson came up with the specific price of £530 Lol I'd love to know his reasoning and what made him arrive at such a figure haha
I’m sure pivot tables were involved.
It's hilarious writing to make it £530. It's actually more disrespectful than making it £500, like the extra £30 would be what makes the difference to Jez.
I interpreted it as this is the exact amount of cash he had in his wallet, I mean when he gives him the money he literally pulls every bill out, doesn't count it and says ''here, 530 pounds'' Seems pretty clear cut to me. He obviously uses his card 90% of the time so he would have the exact same amount of cash days on end.
It sounds right
How did Jez come up with £300 for a fingering?
"I'm a better black man than he is". I'm black amd laughed for damn near half an hour after he said that
My mate is black and I asked him to go on a camping trip with me. He said “man that’s such a white people thing to say”
Hope you relate, I thought everyone liked camping!
@@RaferJeffersonIII looool in a funny way yes. When I was young I went camping with school and loved it. And funny this topic came up, I just got back from a camping trip in Wales a few months ago. And it was awesome, I go to the army in June and gonna have alot more opportunities like camping there lol.
But what's funnier is that whenever I say I'm going camping or for a run, or army related stuff. I'm called white among black associates 🤣🤣🤣. But yeah, our hobby is not for everyone it seems 😭🤣🤣🤣 I dunno why more people don't like camping
@@thelaundryman9287 thank you for the service mate 🇬🇧
I’m in a mixed race marriage and we laugh all the time about the differences.
I dream of a day when we all can lighten up and enjoy our little diversities, because the differences are funny AF.
@@RaferJeffersonIII thank you and your more than welcome 💪🏽🇬🇧😁. Oh yeah, I got a mixed bag of friends from different cultures and I can relate. The cultural differences are hillarious. And yeah me too. So much friction in the world for no reason. But aye.. I like to say no matter how random or insignificant something is, it's enough for humans to fight over.
I'm black too and kind of see his point loooool
I think jeff was onto something with his amalgamation plan. I'd go a step further, why not add another department into the mix ? Say, Quality Assurance ? To be clear I'm suggesting we integrate 4 departments into one.
Did a similar thing but with quality, improvement, planning, sales and marketing. Called it QIPSAM. Still got the mug from project initiation.
@@matthewtolson7465 4 departments Matthew ? 4 ! That's insane.
If you think that's insane, we birthed an idea around managing scope creep as part of BAU activity to reduce overhead. It was beautiful.
I like your right hand side bitewing, no obvious caries and good bone levels
the actor who does Johnson is so funny
First episode of Peep Show I ever watched. After the seen where he lost the plot with Gerrard I was in love with the programme.
“Tube up his nose, tube up his nose, there’s a man with a tube up his nose”
One of the best episodes. Just perfect.
"Here I go; palms dry, mouth dry, inter-buttock area moist..."
How can anyone make big Suze sad and nearly crying. Such a meanie...
Excuse me ?
Big Suze is so proper, it came as no surprise that she’s a distant royal
only by marriage
She is a Jew
I'm a better black man than he is....
And she responds " that sounds almost"
Now that was subtle
I don't get it.
@@k-leb4671 C’mon dude
The line 'it certainly is an indecent proposal' is great writing. It goes from meaning morally indecent to financially indecent.
530 pounds ? i'm gonna be a millionaire !
I love how it quickly goes from Suze storming out to "tube up his nose...."
I love how Suze ends up sleeping with Johnson for free
The way Johnson says ‘ass’ is 👌🏽
I love Johnson's shit-eating grin as he goes upstairs lol
8:13 excellent foreshadowing of when he runs away from the birth of his child and goes to KFC to order a bargain bucket.
Best show ever
What show is this
@@bassred7065 Peep Show
Tube up his nose, tube up his nose, he's a man with a tube up his nose.... haha, I died.
I like how Jez never thought he could have asked for like 5,000 quid.
I'll take this to the citizens advice bureau
Stomach levels, bullshit wanker is probably the most unique but highly effective insult.
jez should have said that johnson wanted to pay for her, and said that its cos johnson is insecure. thats how he should have played it.
The only time Mark is tough is standing up to..... kids
Where is the humanity?
No apology required 🤣
That's the thing with Jeff. As much of a dick as he can be in his personal life, he was the one actually trying the hardest to help Mark with Project Zeus, before Mark was completely dismissive of his contributions. Even after that, Jeff was still entirely up for celebrating Mark's success when he was lying about how well it was going. He only drew the line at bailing Mark out when he hadn't done any work of his own.
Don't stand up for Jeff, you stomach levels bullshit wnkr
I can’t remember when, but I heard that the actor who plays Jeff said in an interview or a behind the scenes feature that Jeff doesn’t really dislike Mark, he just thinks Mark is far too uptight and probably would get along with him if he could just loosen up.
"soo how's Project Zeus coming along?"
"[Oh shit!] Oh it's it's er, it's going really well actually, I think I've cracked it, Alan!"
LOL Mark cracks me up when he contradicts himself.
"..I LOVE YOU..I LOVE YOU..I just have this big overdraft and..."
3:04 poor girl's a human being ... how could he
When Johnson offers the £530, Jez should have thought something along the lines of “God, how did he know?”. Also, how much charisma does Alan Johnson have if he gets Big Suz to leave Jez in outrage for being nearly pimped out, only for her to sleep with him after he tried to pay for her sexual favors secondhand, then become his girlfriend, and finally go to a strip club with him.
Biggest mistake of Jezs life, cost him Big Suze who was way out of his league and tbh an absolute sweetheart. I always look on this show as an examination of how being a shit person will eventually lead to your life being shitty. It makes me sad as there is a lot l like about Mark and Jez but they are just such awful ppl. I hope if they do make a sequel we see that they've realised the error if their ways and ended up happy instead of being the miserable gits they were throughout the show, settled with women they love and content in their lives.
I hated series 9 tbh, like they burnt everything
Not necessarily, Johnson is a “shit” person (when we talk character) and he is quite successful
@mark9294 We don't know what's going on in his head unlike Jez and Mark so we can't really judge his moral compass to the same extent. Pretty much all the main characters are terrible people imo.
Happy for a time maybe but absolutely will end up back together even in middle age with any left dreams smashed. It's probably what they ultimately both want
@@mark9294he fucks up later in the show. Big Suze gets tired of him
To be fair to Johnson big suze was gorgeous and was really nice too. And so well spoken.
Just 500?jesus dude 😂
This Johnson guy reminds me a lot of the boss in Life and Times of Tim
I like how Jeff is laughing at Johnson's speech.
I don’t like listening to them, but I do like some of those thingsssssss, they doooooo.
Big Suze's line at 5:08..... OUCH! (but probably correct) 😆
This has to be Jez’s worst idea in the series 🤣
"IT certainly IS an indecent proposal!"
Jez has a Trace Elliot bass amp head in his room, very British.
0:10 Geralt of Rivia
Brilliant!
Paterson Joseph - the guy who plays Johnson - was pretty creeped out by this sequence
"Hes an alpha male Jeremy" kills me every time
Bald dude funny asf
Not every window, underrated line
my fav ever johnson seen is when is powers through his tai chi lol
I love the way Johnson says "ass"
suze won't talk to Jeremy for asking her about the offer but gets with the man that made the offer ?
This is good ! What is this
I’ve been making indecent prop jokes all night so I looked it up
He didn't even pay for her lol
I'm inaugurating project Neptune shortly
Pimp me out, pimp my ride...
Can definitely see Fawlty ( in a modern corporate sense of course )in Mark there, EUREKA!
Certainly is an indecent proposal...
This is fucken great!!!
The hole it takes me 10 gets me every time
I loved Johnson!
JESUS loves you and died for you 💔😢🙏.
God bless you Pete, in Jesus's name
Jesus didn't have tv or social media back in the day.
But then he came back to life sooooo.........did he really die for us?
Tube up his nose, Tube up his nose, the man with the tube up his nose 3:38
Sophie Winkleman... Well Windsor, now related to the Queen... She's just 👌... Especially in 'Love, Live Long' 😉
Thought I think s4 is the best season (perfect finale, likeable episodes, well rounded) I always found this episode to be a top ranking black beauty Alpha (no pun intended, stick that up your Comedy Central 🗣️)
her being a human being while technically correct also at the same time feels like a bit of a stretch
Smoking a number and fighting negative stereotypes....
So weird that Big Suze is part of the Royal Family now
Jeff's face when Alan says fk each other
Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... IDEA ZEUUWWWNNN
The one time I felt bad for Jeff 😂
Zeus is an anagram of Suze. So ...
the best clips in the whole of peep show. How did it get so bad after S7?
Johnson is my hero