Crazy Border Patrol Stories ft. Vincent 'Rocco' Vargas - Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 152

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  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +560

    Me correcting myself now because it will bother me forever if I don’t. When I said Habeous Corpus I actually meant Posse Comitatus.
    That is all.

    • @AlanGrant-hv5yo
      @AlanGrant-hv5yo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      When did you say that?

    • @CommanderSmokey
      @CommanderSmokey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@AlanGrant-hv5yo 1:21:33

    • @josephbishop3231
      @josephbishop3231 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Also, it's one of the only LEGITIMATE functions of government.

    • @Disistt55t555
      @Disistt55t555 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Cool that you learned that in your time in the military

    • @guswarren5382
      @guswarren5382 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Thank you for your service in both the Army and Navy. You totally deserve those three Medals of Honor.

  • @davisholland3950
    @davisholland3950 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2007

    Thank you for your service Brandon

    • @knivescurtis
      @knivescurtis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      Brandon we appreciate your service in Vietnam and the Korean war

    • @willycogley7453
      @willycogley7453 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      I hope he had a good time in seal team 69 420

    • @charlesrodden4019
      @charlesrodden4019 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I really hope he will be actually serving soon.

    • @wafflehouse6650
      @wafflehouse6650 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Someone plz photoshop Brandon with the Medal of Honor

    • @waterearthmud4116
      @waterearthmud4116 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Lets not forget hes a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient

  • @Full_Send_Gaming
    @Full_Send_Gaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +987

    “If the American government ran funeral homes people would stop dying”
    5x medal of honor recipient Brandon herrea

    • @JamesRT1291
      @JamesRT1291 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You know what is funny it’s true. Either A) the government will stop documenting deaths here and/or just incinerate all bodies and make funerals and graves illegal or B) fund research for immortality

    • @mbpaintballa
      @mbpaintballa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      and 3 x Purple heart winner.

    • @joey1071
      @joey1071 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      and a member of seal team 69 420.

    • @lisawulf1189
      @lisawulf1189 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣

    • @kosmicosis
      @kosmicosis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Some say he is up to 7 MOH now.

  • @DeanNickChase
    @DeanNickChase 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +705

    Brandon's veteran status saved the crew from the twister

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Brandon 1v1'd the tornado off screen.

    • @GamingCeo420
      @GamingCeo420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He used a sawed off ak to disrupt the vortex

    • @morganearle4748
      @morganearle4748 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      After that they gave him a third Medal of Honor and the iron cross

  • @FrunkAsADuck
    @FrunkAsADuck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +875

    I cant wait till The Fat Electrician finally covers Brandon Herrera's exploits during his long time in multiple service branches. So excited.

    • @Wpns175
      @Wpns175 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      "Today we are going to talk about the man, the myth, the legend. The most decorated United States soldier ever, Brandon Herrera."

    • @TheGraffiti600rr
      @TheGraffiti600rr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      The United States most decorated SF soldier in seal team 69 with 7 MoH and 39 purple hearts.

    • @FrunkAsADuck
      @FrunkAsADuck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      @@TheGraffiti600rr also cheated on his eye exam.

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      He should totally put together a joke script with Eli/Donut/AC and whoever else and make a video on it. Just make it so ridiculous that its obviously bullshit.
      Even better if everyone who participates in making it is a veteran so that shit bag Tony cant claim stolen valor or whatever.

    • @KaptajnKaffe
      @KaptajnKaffe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Brandon created Delta force but left them when he found the job too boring and the operators too amateur.
      He now only go solo, with an ak and a tumbler full of bourbon!

  • @RustyRoves
    @RustyRoves 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +786

    Say hi to Eli, he's racially ambiguous,
    And Brandon, our congressman's ridiculous,
    A Fat Electron, and Donut's back on,
    They're all really nice guys,
    Welcome to Unsubscribe!

    • @blackdog6969
      @blackdog6969 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Beautiful

    • @Makooneone
      @Makooneone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      Brandon will be the first Mexican ish president with six Purple Hearts and two congressional medals of honor

    • @ianbecket3202
      @ianbecket3202 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I really want this to be the new theme song

    • @CanadianInScotland
      @CanadianInScotland 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This needs to be the intro!!

    • @zacharyfreelove6101
      @zacharyfreelove6101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      this needs to be the new song

  • @johnhardy1485
    @johnhardy1485 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    The twister got word that the house had a MOH recipient in it and avoided the house at all costs.. well done Brandon

  • @Shinypokemon77
    @Shinypokemon77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

    How in the world did they get a 15 Purple Heart recipient on the podcast?!?! Outstanding. Thank you for your service Brandon!

    • @TheGraffiti600rr
      @TheGraffiti600rr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Last I heard, its 7MoH and 39PH.

    • @noodles7157
      @noodles7157 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@TheGraffiti600rrlegend says he's more shrapnel than man.

    • @TheAzrael918
      @TheAzrael918 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That autocorrect 😂😂

    • @gimpsickle5806
      @gimpsickle5806 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well Brandon has 5 so it’s easy

  • @lukewoolworth465
    @lukewoolworth465 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    Kevin James looks pretty good.

    • @bsimmons00
      @bsimmons00 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Actually about to say the same thing. Kevin has gotten edgy and really graduated from being a mall cop.

    • @t.bartley5768
      @t.bartley5768 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thank you, so glad I’m not the only one who saw this.

  • @RustyRoves
    @RustyRoves 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    A pipe bomb with an open end... sounds somewhat familiar Mr Herrera

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      hehe. toooob

    • @jonahl6447
      @jonahl6447 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Toob

    • @BogMouse3137
      @BogMouse3137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      You can ban bullets but you can’t ban his balls

    • @AntBakOrmr
      @AntBakOrmr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I remember watching the original upload and seeing it was taken down the same day! Was funny as hell

    • @JohnSmith-ju8eg
      @JohnSmith-ju8eg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AntBakOrmr Akg notification squad!

  • @lukegundrum6476
    @lukegundrum6476 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    We had to put our dog to rest today. Me and my Mom listened to this to try and cheer up before it had to be done, and for about an hour we were. It was an honor to be laughing with you guys about your stories. Goodbye Chevie, we'll see you on the other side.

    • @unsubscribepodcast
      @unsubscribepodcast  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Sorry for your loss guys 🫡

    • @lukegundrum6476
      @lukegundrum6476 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @unsubscribepodcast Thank you, that really means alot. 🥲
      And on a slightly happier note, thank you for your service Brandon. 🫡

    • @wesley8599
      @wesley8599 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Rest in Treats Chevie

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      RIP buddy. We had to bury two pets this week. Sucks man.

  • @Prymul
    @Prymul 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    Range 15 is fucking awesome. The montage scene, then everyone lands after a jump, for the montage ending and the time travel, was absolute brilliance.

    • @kirkmashino4106
      @kirkmashino4106 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Range 15 is the only movie i've purchased in the last 10 years.

    • @StealthisOptional714
      @StealthisOptional714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      " I was there, I killed Rodney King." I fucking died.

    • @Terron35
      @Terron35 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I went and saw that shit in theaters while i was in the Army. We had some NCO that got a local movie theater to screen it

    • @codymadsen3254
      @codymadsen3254 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I had one of my liberal coworkers but love zombie movies, watch it and he loved it and I told him all the guys were military in that movie and something awakened inside of him and he asked me if I would take him to the gun range naturally, I said yes and I’m proud to announce he has since acquired one firearm and loves going to the range

    • @LPvi1
      @LPvi1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I watched range 15 in parts on youtube and of course at least 2 parts were missing

  • @sonnyechols5140
    @sonnyechols5140 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    😂😂😂” I don’t think you can say that man “
    “Fuck that I’m brown I can say whatever I want “
    😂😂😂
    “Cody on the other hand “😂😂😂

    • @lewiswhite95
      @lewiswhite95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Would that not activate his offender power?

  • @Nipplator99999999999
    @Nipplator99999999999 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    If it helps, I was stuck on a checkpoint at a small town airport in the middle of nowhere North Carolina as a 17 yrs old E-4 until my MOS school hold resolved. The last day I was on the CP before 2 days leave and school, I was posted on the forward inspection stop...
    At 0600 a big white 80's sedan come speeding into the concrete barrier directly in front of where I was standing, the driver jumped out with a shotgun. I started pulling up the only weapon I was allowed to carry, a M9 pistol, and then I woke up being loaded into a deuce and 1/2 on a stretcher. The E-3 that was my backup had mag dumped his M9 and the only round that missed the bottom half of the split-door of the shack, shattered my rear upper right armor plate from 15 foot away. It terrified the guy, that just escaped the mental ward, and he instantly gave up.
    Then the a$$hole that shattered my shoulder, got promoted to E-5 and transferred to a new unit before I got out of rehab, and nobody would tell me what unit it was. I got a damn good conduct shut up metal and another 6 month delay for school.
    I was in from 99Apr - 08Mar and I didn't see anyone except for one E-7 get a purple heart. I was able to bring home a unmodified, numbers matching 1917 Remington M1891. The previous owner didn't need it anymore and my Captain let me keep it because it was to long for me to reach the trigger with the muzzle in my mouth.

    • @openyathirdeye6894
      @openyathirdeye6894 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jesus christ that ending came out of nowhere😂

    • @CrackinJacks138
      @CrackinJacks138 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Schizophrenia

  • @marioramirez7355
    @marioramirez7355 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    My brother who came to the U.S. when he was five and got deported after 8 years in the Army. Thank you for bringing this up

    • @ravenzyblack
      @ravenzyblack 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Did he apply for citizenship when he came? I was five I went through the citizenship program to become a citizen. My parents paid all the fees so I came here legally.

    • @marioramirez7355
      @marioramirez7355 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ravenzyblack the recruiter said it was automatic

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marioramirez7355 never trust a recruiter, they can lie their ass off never keep their end but the government will force you to keep yours

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wut the fuck.... wow.
      I'm sorry man.

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's complete horseshit. The politicians in power when that happened shouldve taken up for him.
      The system is fucked. Short of murder orrape, a deployed soldier should be a citizen. Period.

  • @caseyseyerle8859
    @caseyseyerle8859 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Tornado be like; sayyyyy bye to Eli....😂

    • @TexasNationalist1836
      @TexasNationalist1836 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The tornados hates browns

    • @fishinarkansas3348
      @fishinarkansas3348 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Underrated comment frfr. Made me laaaugh ❤❤

  • @BeansMcGriddle
    @BeansMcGriddle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Hell yeah. Good job getting Kevin James on Unsub.

    • @crocadillius6418
      @crocadillius6418 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Mexikevin James

    • @albertj2459
      @albertj2459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm still watching the episode and now I can't unsee it 😆

  • @fonceeiskonigin2435
    @fonceeiskonigin2435 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    "Shopify is so easy you can use it even if you have brain injuries." Freaking hilarious

  • @fertilizerfish8858
    @fertilizerfish8858 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    Laying in bed with pneumonia and I see unsub pop up in my notifications, Hell yeah boys thanks.

    • @unsubscribepodcast
      @unsubscribepodcast  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Get well soon!

    • @fertilizerfish8858
      @fertilizerfish8858 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@unsubscribepodcast Thanks guys, hope Brandon gets better from his war injuries lol.

    • @JoshRiolu
      @JoshRiolu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Chilling with you in spirit after getting three molars pulled, hell yeah

    • @beyondpain101
      @beyondpain101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Rest up and keep those fluids up. Get well soon.

    • @fertilizerfish8858
      @fertilizerfish8858 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@beyondpain101 Thanks man, I will

  • @America_won
    @America_won 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Thank you for having on our greatly valued outstanding citizen, and Military veteran, Texas congressional candidate, Brandon Herrera.

  • @GH0ST_76
    @GH0ST_76 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    dount really hit us in the face with that opening

  • @Khankhankhan420
    @Khankhankhan420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I have multiple tbis, I started microdosing mushrooms about 3 months ago 5 days a week in the afternoons and my memory and mood has improved significantly. No one can tell me it’s not medicine. I haven’t been this functional in years and I finally started taking my life back.

  • @julioybarra3015
    @julioybarra3015 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Love this episode boys my step dad is from Nicaragua he was a soldier there hes going through the process of becoming a citizen and he absolutely loves this country when he visits home he says hes an American!

    • @ravenzyblack
      @ravenzyblack 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HE is the kind of immigrant we want. Not the drug smugglers and MS13 gang members.

  • @Drew.Olivarez97
    @Drew.Olivarez97 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Rocco's Mayan's Character was Fucking amazing!🤘

    • @Tar-Numendil
      @Tar-Numendil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn't realize he was in Sons of Anarchy. Love that show, but i've only seen it all the way through once.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Tar-Numendil not sure about sons but definitely the mayans

    • @Tar-Numendil
      @Tar-Numendil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@magnusthered4973 I forgot about Mayans M.C. I googled it though and he was in both. The Mayans were introduced in Sons of Anarchy. Mayans M.C. is a spinoff of Sons of Anarchy.

  • @jonfloate3891
    @jonfloate3891 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    ROCCO!!! Oh man I missed this guy. Glad he came back for a visit!

  • @spartans1045
    @spartans1045 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Medal of Honor recipient, Congressman Brandon Herrera, always a privilege to laugh with a war hero!😂

  • @user-fl1kp1iw6y
    @user-fl1kp1iw6y 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Survivors remorse. I got it too Ranger. Live on. Keep the memory alive. Lead the way.

  • @mikail215
    @mikail215 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Forced valor that has to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen and I can’t stop laughing

  • @kevinallen9074
    @kevinallen9074 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Finally!! Now we need an episode with Mat, JT, and Rocco together. Original Article 15/Drinkin Bros reunion

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Those boys are paying A15s in cash. We had a few gambling rings that covered the cost of those of us who got caught. We had one drill at AIT who would drive us to the bank in the van to deposit cash lol. He did ok on it. None of use really got messed with, even when we got caught with a barracks bunny or smoking etc. Gotta love the Army. It's OK to be a shitbag as long as you cover that E7. Shamming for the win.

  • @Sera-Marie
    @Sera-Marie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    It's amazing that people don't know that journalists are supposed to be bound by a code of conduct

  • @HandZe17
    @HandZe17 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This one really shows how much Eli enjoys being around friends

  • @loviedebiasio8864
    @loviedebiasio8864 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Love Rocco, I was on Mayans as a back ground extra in the second season and while on set got to talk to him breifly. Then 2023 Feb I worked on Mayans again as a Sons Of Anarchy Biker and to my surprise he remembered me. Such a cool humble dude

  • @craig3417
    @craig3417 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    just want to say Chubby electron guy has had a big influence on Eli.....he went from white claws to busch.....pretty soon he will think he is from Iowa

  • @whatroad5652
    @whatroad5652 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Thank you for your service Brandon. Glad you got Medal of Honor for saving that bus of Rangers 😂

  • @liamroarke7991
    @liamroarke7991 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Tornado: *yeets everyone*
    "Saaaaaaay bye to Eli, he was racially ambiguous....."

  • @kingkru007
    @kingkru007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So nice of Brandon a 4 time MOH recipient to talk to the common folk. Even if you won't help out fellow vets thanks for your service, Congressman. Love you guys!!!

  • @stevenmiller7043
    @stevenmiller7043 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Was re-listening to the last Jack episode waiting for this to drop. Needed my fix of the boys. Not a vet but I love it here

  • @user-ec1pz9bp9t
    @user-ec1pz9bp9t 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:28:00 thanks man we appreciate the mention, 4 years here and the happiest ive ever been. I love this country

  • @rogerbrowning7203
    @rogerbrowning7203 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I was the BN commo guy. so many people didnt know how to load radios. I've done the ANCD and SKL. I started teaching guys in Afghanistan so they didnt have to wait on me before an SP or while theyre out.
    Humvees are easy to break into.. just need a wrench. the M1114s had a detachable handle you could use to pop the next truck open

    • @akarminius
      @akarminius 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was a fister, asip, imbidr, sat. Oh, and fuck me right? Let's have the fister carry extra 60 rounds and a belt or two of 240. Not like my 3 radios, combat load etc wasn't enough lol

  • @cheekseparator
    @cheekseparator 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Brandon is my favorite veteran. Such a fearless war hero. The way he saved all those Swahili children from the sweat shops.

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was all over North Africa. I can't believe he was in Mogadishu with Delta all those decades back and still got deployed to Afghanistan and Iraq as a WOT vet. Chief Warrant 5. That's crazy, he may as well be a flag officer now.

  • @VivereLiberumSeuMori
    @VivereLiberumSeuMori 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Y'all are hilarious! Definitely gonna get that book. My Brother in Law was a Ranger and was deployed in Panama. He told me some stories, some were mind blowing, others he didn't like to talk about, but thank you for your service! You too Brandon 😂

  • @timcasey1428
    @timcasey1428 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I really appreciate you having a medal of honor recipient like Brandon on. Makes me love him all the more for his military service.

  • @JesterByte86
    @JesterByte86 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i was one of the few lucky ones that got their citizenship when i was deployed to Afghanistan 2009. oh and thank you for your service Brandon

  • @AKStorm49
    @AKStorm49 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    GVan, thank you for putting the photos in, especially of the fallen.

  • @Matt_TX
    @Matt_TX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the MQ9 Reaper is such a beast to see in person when its armed.

  • @michaelgillard808
    @michaelgillard808 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Hell yeah this is going to be a great Saturday

  • @DSToNe19and83
    @DSToNe19and83 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “If they ran a funeral home people would stop dying”
    Haha, yup!

  • @SYSTEMLIFEGAMING
    @SYSTEMLIFEGAMING 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank y’all for your content. It is what keeps me up at night while I’m driving

  • @davidburke8682
    @davidburke8682 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Rocco is such a refreshingly humane pro American goddam he was so awesome to listen too

  • @Vance78106
    @Vance78106 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's so good to see Vincent.

  • @DavidScott-Coanunn
    @DavidScott-Coanunn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I've honestly never felt worse about anything the guys have said than to hear the defeat in Brandon's voice at the VERY end when he said "I can't make the joke I wanna make".

  • @riggs2332
    @riggs2332 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love you guys it really makes my day when I see a new episode of the podcast! Thank you.

  • @Erik-po7ft
    @Erik-po7ft 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Right off the rib donut has to break my heart not knowing range 15, and it's understandable why Rocco would feel ashamed about it considering that quick affair he had with the zombie

  • @SaylerT
    @SaylerT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I liked Range 15. I got to see it for free when I was stationed in Maryland, met JT, and had a conversation via Facebook with Jack Mandeville. I like him and Rocco a lot!

  • @lincolnpascual
    @lincolnpascual 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My buddy Hisao did 3 tours with the US army as a Japanese National... Still took 3 years and me being his sponsor to get his citizenship. Bureaucracy is BULLSHIT. Now that he has his citizenship, he looks at me as his "retainer", like the samurai did back in the day. Dude is the most loyal friend I have, and you would think "cool, I got a ride or die", but truth is, we worked our asses off for his citizenship, and I don't want him risking it for ANYTHING. I can't get into fuckery very often because he will be right there with me. Which, you know, sucks.
    Responsibility sucks as well LOL

  • @cameronross4132
    @cameronross4132 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This beautiful man is crying and Eli won't have it. I commend you for holding him up when he feels the hard one. That's how all friends should be!!!!!!

  • @shinigamiking69
    @shinigamiking69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I have macgyver'ed a weed bubbler out of 2 pill bottles, a broken radio antenna, and a strip from an aluminum can

    • @mikekarlin3320
      @mikekarlin3320 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's one hell of an idea. I got tired of breaking my glass weed pipe so I took one of my 4wau rc cat tire tool and use that as my pipe

    • @shinigamiking69
      @shinigamiking69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mikekarlin3320 if u have a leatherman with the leather auger on it u take one pill bottle and melt into the bottom of it 9 holes so 8 around the edge and 1 in the center u then melt a sinle hole in the side to be used as the carb then to the bottom pill bottle u melt a hole that is slightly smaller than the largest portion of the antenna. For the antenna stem u break it remove the remainder of the antenna from it reround out the end using a pair of needle nose pliers wedge it into the hole in the side of the bottom pill bottle that only has the single side hole then u take about a ¼in wide 1½in long strip of a soda can cleaned off and roll it into a coil then roll it back on itself so it doesnt unroll and wedge it into the antenna then press it down to about a ¼in into the antenna section and use that to fully smoke the rest of your blunt roaches so u dont waste any of that good stuff

    • @shinigamiking69
      @shinigamiking69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mikekarlin3320 also that is what gave birth to this instrument i blew the bottom out of my bowl while cleaning it and as they say necessity is the grandfather of invention

    • @Foobits
      @Foobits 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I made a gravity bong with a water bottle and a pen😂

    • @shinigamiking69
      @shinigamiking69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Foobits shoot 2liter bottle and tin foil

  • @ThatguyPanda86
    @ThatguyPanda86 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you guys so much for this podcast! I spent 8 years in the 82nd 1st/504th as an 11B and have been off and on working for a number of PMC firms for the last few years. I struggle at times with mental health stuff (however to be clear there are dudes who have experienced exponentially more than I ever will and they’re substantially stronger people than I can ever be), that being said I’ve never realized how much laughing can truly change your state of mind. You guys are amazing man, keep it up!

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What are contractors paying now? I keep getting emails from Global Security and Clearance-jobs.
      I'm doing alright, but if they're knocking out 100k a month I might change my mind.

  • @user-eo3jm5ew4z
    @user-eo3jm5ew4z 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    ROCCOOOOOOOI!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooohoooo!!!!!🙌🏻🎉

  • @imaginaryfriend9655
    @imaginaryfriend9655 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ROCCO………. Hell yeah, I’m here for this!! I have missed this guy!! We need more Episodes with Rocco 🎉

  • @oneevilchef
    @oneevilchef 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    You wanna have some fun and make doing the ASVAB more interesting?
    When I did the MEPPS ASVAB, I was already near the bottom of my FOURTH (4th) Monster BFG can, and it took me 15 minutes to finish scoring a 92.
    Pair that with the fact that there was a couple of valley girl types that took the entire hour, but they were getting yelled at by a duo of marines, apparently they both scored a 3 (which meant one was cheating to get the exact same answers). The most amusing thing I've heard a marine yell at a crying girl was, "HOW THE HELL DID YOU SCORE A THREE? HUH? YOU FAILED ON PURPOSE, RIGHT? SAY IT! SAY IT, MOTHERFUCKER! THERE'S NO WAY TO GET LESS THAN 10 UNLESS YOU KNOW THE QUESTIONS, EVEN THE DUMBEST ONES WILL GET 10 IF THEY CHOOSE NOTHING BUT -C-, AND A HIGHER SCORE IF THEY CHOSE ANY OTHER LETTER!" I will keep laughing at that chewing out to my grave.

    • @JaxFPrime81
      @JaxFPrime81 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      four Monsters?
      damn, son... only half of a regular can was enough for me. I'll pray for you that it doesn't damaged your heart, boss.

    • @oneevilchef
      @oneevilchef 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @JaxFPrime81 oh, dude, that was before I even got in. Real navy, we saw pallets stacked 10 feet high of nothing but monster being loaded on carriers, the only drinks they'd allow during flight operations were monster or rip-it, and at the least, I was usually on a 2 monster per hour binge if I got stuck on fire bottle duty for the day (2 monsters in the camelbak and fill the rest with ice.)

    • @JaxFPrime81
      @JaxFPrime81 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@oneevilchef I remember the rip-its in the Army. I never touched another one after I got out. 😂 It's no wonder why any of us got kidney issues after abusing ourselves with all that shit.

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Rip-itz will fucking blind you.
      Why would you drink that much monster? You could've maxed it out and gone sat-comms

    • @oneevilchef
      @oneevilchef 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah dawg, only pilots dring rip-it. ​@jameskirk3
      Once I hit my limit on Monster, I switched to BAWLS and haven't looked back. Nothing beats the insane energy of one dinky little bottle/can of BAWLS for the entire day, that doesn't hit you unless you either need it to stay awake (as a slow draw) or quick reflex action (like hitting the nitrous in a drag). The underdog doesn't promote outside the mailing list, and they only recently started selling it in local grocery stores, but it's got the better caffeine that is better for your health than any other brand.

  • @a.perkins89
    @a.perkins89 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I work in a grocery store and what angers me is... We are barely surviving and I can't qualify for any state help but I see others that have come here that drive a nicer newer car than I do. Diamonds rings on every finger. Gucci bags, belts whatever using their food cards for $500+ of groceries and ripping $100 bills or a credit card out to pay for the nonfood items. That's my taxes I don't get to use to buy food but you do? I've worked for over 40 years. It's such a one sided system. My elderly customers deserve that $500+ in food stamps. Hell I would love to be able to qualify for just half that. Just like why should my taxes pay for some kid in college to pay for their education and party? Their parents aren't paying my bills! I'm glad that fell through. But the point is still the same. The only state help that's legit is WIC. I may get hate for this but it's just my opinion and frustration.

  • @MisterDeets
    @MisterDeets 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    As a natural born US citizen, I don't have a huge issue with people that want to immigrate here and are coming in with a patriotic to the USA mindset, but that clearly isn't the totality or even the majority of the people coming over the border and immigrating here both legally and illegally. I live in a small town that has a LOT of both legal and illegal immigrants here and I can't recall ever seeing one that was waving a US flag around or had a US flag decal on their truck. You see nothing but Mexican flags everywhere and dudes walking around in Walmart with MS13 tattoos. The only two high speed chases I can recall in this sleepy little community were both perpetrated by dudes who snuck across our border. The last high speed chase happened about three days ago and the guy wrapped his car loaded with drugs around a tree and died in the hospital after receiving tens of thousands of dollars in medical care at taxpayer expense. Noone even talks about the effect of injecting millions more laborers into an economy has on wages overall (the effect absolutely hammers the lowest wage earners and reaches farther up the economic chain than most would understand).

    • @Jorge-jh9lo
      @Jorge-jh9lo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm illegal immigrat brought here at 2 my family runs a landscaping company employee Americans and pay over 300,000 in taxes a year might be some but its not all of us all of my family is in trade no drug dealing or stealing tax payer money good sir just wanted to let you know they are good ones.

    • @MisterDeets
      @MisterDeets 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Jorge-jh9lo If you aren't here 100% legally you AREN'T a good one. You can't violate our laws in any way and say you are good. That isn't how it works. If you had immigrated here legally, I would welcome you with open arms as a brother.

  • @3SIXTYPROD
    @3SIXTYPROD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Vincent said it absolutely perfectly! I really hope he gets his message out

  • @BizzyBuda
    @BizzyBuda 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Fuck yea all the og article 15 guys have been on

  • @svinevitable
    @svinevitable 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great energy levels that compliment each other, in every episode! I'll say it again, it will be a bad day, if Ely stops laughing.

  • @timber189
    @timber189 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    weeewooooo -Donut

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was one of those episodes where the guest did most of the talking, but I could've listened for another two hours no problem.

  • @BoiStudio
    @BoiStudio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    First (also me not being first)

  • @pragimus1979
    @pragimus1979 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The exotic hunt in Texas bit had me crowing with laughter... also... Ooh Rah 6541!! Keep it tight brothers.

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Second week of betting $10,000 that y'all wont pin my comment. 😂

    • @gibbygibberson655
      @gibbygibberson655 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Cap

    • @Exandria
      @Exandria 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ill take your $10k

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You get that action anytime you want pal.

  • @benjaminporter9424
    @benjaminporter9424 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Brandons story of unwaivering valor in the face of true peril during his time in service is what inspired me to join. Brandon for Congress!

  • @drb903
    @drb903 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you guys. Totally entertaining, but also so informative.

  • @bigsilewis3660
    @bigsilewis3660 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The failing of veterans is the same in UK. Guys from Fiji, South Africa, Gurkhas etc getting denied or deported after service for the British military. Shameful.

  • @benmcgovern192
    @benmcgovern192 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lose it every time Donut says 'Bundles!' in the Ghostbed ad read 😂

  • @Jonnyrocket97
    @Jonnyrocket97 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hear a lot about SSG Barraza pretty often from different sources. I’m glad that people are here to live for him everyday

  • @carmenhuyser808
    @carmenhuyser808 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You guys always make my day better than before. Thanks so much 😌

  • @davidsmind716
    @davidsmind716 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dope episode gents. Y'all have changed my life in ways you've no idea. Keep it up love y'all

  • @sportytaco2153
    @sportytaco2153 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cool seeing Rocco back in the fold. I had the opportunity to chat with him for a bit at the Drinkin’Bros live event in Denver. Very down to earth and humble dude. He and Heather are the only people in the group I had a chance to talk to for more than a couple of minutes. I think I spoke to Eli and Logan for maybe 10 seconds combined while I was trying to find where to buy raffle tickets.

  • @DwayneHicks323
    @DwayneHicks323 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When you talk about getting injured whilst training it reminds me of when we do public order training (UK army version of riot control) we always get multiple people injured and one of the things we do is petrol bomb inoculation where a ds literally throws a petrol bomb at you which is just sketchy.

  • @kylemilius9720
    @kylemilius9720 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So I wenty to AIT at Ft. Hauchuca and we had one of those blimps over us the whole time... that was back in 2016. There very cool.

  • @angeloah
    @angeloah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I appreciate you gentlemen, and Brandon. I partied with a few guys from Fort Lewis back in the mid to late nineties. Partied at the fort once, wild night. Great pod, stoked for the new drop.

  • @aaronsouthard8366
    @aaronsouthard8366 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Knowing that Rocco was on the team that Popo Medic covered was nice

  • @kamaukitchener7682
    @kamaukitchener7682 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    great fun, i enjoy every moment with you guys. 6th Battalion Queens Own Infantry. 1986 🙃

  • @naomicanaveral7575
    @naomicanaveral7575 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is a great podcast! Much love from the Texas Panhandle

  • @Boh-Tech
    @Boh-Tech 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I see Cody maxing out on carrying the silence.

  • @ShadowWasntHere8433
    @ShadowWasntHere8433 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tony: 0 Medal of Honors
    Brandon: 97.2 MOHs

  • @justinjohnivan2968
    @justinjohnivan2968 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just got done listening to this episode and now watching it

  • @michaeltoledo47
    @michaeltoledo47 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Damn man I miss Rocco I remember watching mat best Jared Taylor and Rocco all the time on drinking bros

  • @robertmaxwell1016
    @robertmaxwell1016 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My drill sergeant popped off a artillery simulator about 5m behind me. Plus running EOD escort, route clearance and sweep and clears as a combat engineer. I love the constant ringing lol

  • @EskimoActual
    @EskimoActual 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I miss my country. The America I knew as a kid.

  • @superegghead13
    @superegghead13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dudes you guys never disappoint keep killing it!!

  • @mikemoore3212
    @mikemoore3212 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is insane the depth of thought that happens in this podcast of a group of friends just hanging out. I consider myself a fairly conservative democrat, and even if I don’t 100% agree with EVERYTHING that is said I appreciate the knowledge and passion that shows through in every episode.

  • @Tylermaddox1911
    @Tylermaddox1911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times."-Bruce Lee

    • @wiledman2430
      @wiledman2430 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fear a man with a deadly finger gun.

  • @danielgulbransen8476
    @danielgulbransen8476 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lived in Lordsburg, NM for a little while about 10 years ago, and met several Border Patrol officers, since there's a station in the town. They were some of the most chill guys I knew, and they had a bunch of interesting stories to tell about some of their interactions they encountered in their job. I remember one of them mentioning a time where one of their teammates was driving alongside a runner who wouldn't stop, so he door checked the guy and knocked him over.
    I'm currently in an I?T OSINT class, and one of the things we are taught is identifying misinformation and disinformation, because if we choose to go into an OSINT career, you need to know how to research and find the truth through the ridiculous amounts of information on the internet. Essentially, do your research, read stories from both sides of the argument, etc.

  • @thorgodinson3632
    @thorgodinson3632 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for your service, Brandon 'B-tier' Herrera! I think I still have some duplicate ribbons laying around if you lost yours. Great show Eli!

  • @starfire6764
    @starfire6764 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What an absolute stud of a guest, great pod.

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's twice the size of most men. The shoulders of the starched shirt set it off lol. Perfect.

  • @war_moose5814
    @war_moose5814 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    100% support legal immigration, 90% Vet, 100% against 100% illegal immiragtion..... 100% Illegals are getting benefits' and protections' that I don't get.........how does that work??

  • @theheagy3410
    @theheagy3410 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    great episode keep it up great content could listen to this podcast every day

  • @Gamfluent
    @Gamfluent 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1 hour in 47 minutes left for Tony to slander Brandon