"wer abslootly rayden tooms nao" Chris being unable to control himself and constantly slipping into a full Irish accent is the greatest gift Paddy has given us.
you should have fought the gigachad cueball lanky kong cartoon character man in combat. Should have leathered him. I'm off to Cork my pork... in Cork. Double Cork pork. gov
@@robotramen4024 You say that like it was a cute story but i was there at the time, and you were robbing people at Sword point, and talking about how the 'Goblins' will kill us all. you were a menace, youre lucky to be alive
the comments are always full of those unfunny random ''jokes'', people like that always try to copy their favorite youtuber's humor because they have no personality of their own lol
16:00 The prophesied walk button has finally been found and will now deliver this playthrough into greatness...until they forget about it a few episodes later.
how have they still not even accidentally done the acrobatic ledge climb one of the most burned in memories of this game was my dad telling me to hold r1 whilst climbing with a smirk on his face.
@@cyprus1005 I have contacted my tribe and lets just say there are approximatley 500,000 dung beatles on their way to you right now after what you said
i grew up when this game was popular, but never saw more than the very beginning bc i was so shit at this so it's really great to see this whole game for once
Huh, what about that. The long-arms orangutan man IS the main character of the story, having the time of his life, and all of you were his sickening little insignificant background characters
Diddy will conveniently perish before any of the important info is leaked, Tomar will roam free and there is absolutely nothing we can do about it. Im actually shaking rn.
unfortunately my father passed away today and i just wanna say thank you chris and the whole cast for allways making videos that help me through my hard times ❤
I played a Tomb Raider demo at a Toys R Us back in the late 90s or early 2000s, and it kinda went like this except there was also a screaming child riding a bike and my mom forcing me to stop
@@kevo-o-o lol I know, it’s okay. I’m a simple lady, I have a weakness for cute. And for some reason things wearing little shoes are adorable to me, like the wigglers from Mario
Everything needs to be much bigger to fit all the uhh.. stout folk, in them. I hear they have toilets the size of swimming pools, it would explain the smell at least.
Yeah well you kind of need a stadium to hold actual jousting tournaments with more than a dozen horses. Im sorry being condemned to your hive like island has made you lose spatial awareness.
Loving these continuous uploads really turns my nipples into polygons Also seeing you play this reminds me how infuriating this clopper of a woman made me, constantly breaking my 2cm neck
They're actually right without knowing it, precise platforming with the modern controls is a lot harder in certain parts. They do make most parts of the three games easier though. The og controls and mechanics are easy once you get understand them :o
I love them Bullying some guy having fun at a ren faire and describing him as a freak human only to show what he looks like and its just a normal guy who drank a little too much
The "modern" controls are terrible! The game was never designed with those controls in mind. This game works on a grid, and tank controls work perfectly on that grid.
"wer abslootly rayden tooms nao"
Chris being unable to control himself and constantly slipping into a full Irish accent is the greatest gift Paddy has given us.
The Irish nonsense in this one really tickled me fancy like
Kinda lost me at the end there, what'd you say? Something about tickling pants?
We're really suckin fuckin diesel now
you should have fought the gigachad cueball lanky kong cartoon character man in combat. Should have leathered him. I'm off to Cork my pork... in Cork. Double Cork pork. gov
Medieval times rocks.
The first time i went i was 4 and an actor threatened to put me in the guillotine, nearly pissed myself.
Good times
@@robotramen4024 You say that like it was a cute story but i was there at the time, and you were robbing people at Sword point, and talking about how the 'Goblins' will kill us all. you were a menace, youre lucky to be alive
You think that’s crazy, try haggling with someone at a Florida renaissance faire. They’ll stab ya
I went there once. Was alright.
Erm actually the guillotine is from the enlightenment. Yeah um I am going to have to downvote this comment... so yeah.
Sorry about what I did at medieval times.
He said Dingus Dungus not Dungus Dingus.
1:38 Dax’s editing never fails to make me laugh
Paddy's description of the orangutan man flipping off children was peak.
11:13 flashbacks of Lyle playing Worms
Lmao thought the same thing
"WHY AM I HERE?!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
I believe that's what Lyle says
@@pyrotechnick420 "I JUST PRESSED DOWN TO MOVE AND SHE JUST DOVE OFF!!"
The guy who always complains about the walk button is going to be furious with this 'sode
I am.
I've only complained twice. And I am.
Chris even asked if there was a walk button and they didn't bother to find out.
@@hpesoj00 Holy shit it's the walk button guy!
Omg they actually found it by the end.
Paddy’s bringing some classic UK/Ireland references to Oneyplays and I’m here for it
Cory my feed is full of dirty rotten "mud" covered plushies since the last video. i just want you to know that.
Why were they describing that dude as a weird deformed mutant when he looks like completely normal man with normal length arms 😅
are you new here by chance
Welcome new blood
Every series you boys do right now is my favorite series
Yeah same, want to kiss about it?
@@douglasdiggins8296 Kissing contest. I lose.
@@Shadovox kissing contest. My tongue wins.
Cory The Curry Completionist. Instead of stealing $600,000 he steals peoples hearts... and their curry when they're not looking
The Currypletionist.
I can't believe they purposefully cut out Paddy's iconic talking parrot from the recording after it kept repeating things that shouldnt had been said
It wouldn't stop stating FBI crime statistics.
Haha so random comment so funny……..
@@raging100 i want attention, that is why i made the comment
the comments are always full of those unfunny random ''jokes'', people like that always try to copy their favorite youtuber's humor because they have no personality of their own lol
@@Paul-fw5pdI have to admit. I’ve done it before. I usually roll my eyes at them now though.
LMAO I didn't know that about the 1 frame for Jessica Rabbit, I paused the video and looked it up right away
I hear it's been removed in later re-releases of the movie.
I do hear no one is calling themselves Completionist...the title is open.
Let Mortal Kombat begin
14:10 Chris's epic battle cry: "Ho~! Boo-boo gaga!"
Saw this comment as it happened. He went baby mode
Cracking a big ol grin and laughing like Gandalf at this friggin shit!
16:00 The prophesied walk button has finally been found and will now deliver this playthrough into greatness...until they forget about it a few episodes later.
Tomb raider is just the room they stand around talking in
how have they still not even accidentally done the acrobatic ledge climb
one of the most burned in memories of this game was my dad telling me to hold r1 whilst climbing with a smirk on his face.
can u guys hurry up and save zach from the beast in the forest i miss him in episodes
Chris and Paddy need their own show.
Never thought I'd hear Ronnie pickerings in a Oneyplays video.
OneyBraps
Brap Raider
De'y do be brapp'n, do'
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
@@cyprus1005 I have contacted my tribe and lets just say there are approximatley 500,000 dung beatles on their way to you right now after what you said
@@cyprus1005 bah ha ha ha ha sorry homa
i grew up when this game was popular, but never saw more than the very beginning bc i was so shit at this so it's really great to see this whole
game for once
It's Cory fucking Pickering
The boys: "i want to play as Laurel Cloft with tank controls cuz its fun"
Also the boys: "GRAB U STUPID *********!!!!"
LMAO😂😂😂
Huh, what about that. The long-arms orangutan man IS the main character of the story, having the time of his life, and all of you were his sickening little insignificant background characters
classic irish mammy fillet roll spice bag content
They FINALLY discovered modern controls huh?
it won't help much if they never find the walk button or figure out how jumps work
@@Double512Edit: nevermind they found it
Good one
They FINALLY switched on Luigi Mode huh?
@@Vaguer_Weevil this is a much better comment than mine xD
Oney and Paddy sound like fucking Newfies when they talk. Sounds more Waterford than Wexford.
When will they address the fact that Tomar was the one in charge of Diddy's "Freak Off" parties.......
Tomar is commonly known by his pseudonym the freak-off connoisseur
tomar's only form of sustenance and nutrition is baby oil
Diddy will conveniently perish before any of the important info is leaked, Tomar will roam free and there is absolutely nothing we can do about it. Im actually shaking rn.
if-if Tomar gets found out., I-i-I'll lose my job at the smokestack facility 😨
Tomar is 5 steps ahead, he'll never be caught, in fact he'll probably be the judge and he will enact his will as is foretold
Someone needs to make a Best of Calling Laura names
16:12 Chris officially goes OwO... Dark times we're livin in, innit?
Cory the Completionist let’s see if he will steal any donations
CORY SAID OCARINA OF TIME CORRECTLY
Paddy is my favourite scouser
cutting in the video from Medieval Times with them loudly laughing at that guy was perfect lmao
Now this is epic
Inb4 Paddy's rant about Margaret Thatcher being "technically" in the right is edited out
unfortunately my father passed away today and i just wanna say thank you chris and the whole cast for allways making videos that help me through my hard times ❤
Sorry for your loss 🙏🏼
I'm so sorry for your loss.
was it during Medieval Times?
sorry for your loss ♥
He had it coming
Corey the Curry Courier
ronnie pickering looks exactly like chris as a child in that video where he's explaining easter or christmas or some shit lol
If Chris ever retires I hope the channel gets renamed to PaddyPlays
these guys are great
I played a Tomb Raider demo at a Toys R Us back in the late 90s or early 2000s, and it kinda went like this except there was also a screaming child riding a bike and my mom forcing me to stop
TOMB RAIDER CONTINUES YESS
Chris probably had the White Knight
Probably got the brown-green knight
Cory Borealis De La Minguez Womb Raider September 2024???????
TH-cam is giving me a translate to English option for this comment lmao
@@anthonywaynehunt1364 what schizobabble is it translating into?
I can only imagine how fun it would be to hear Chris sing Grease in karaoke
Keep doing the short ads and then I’ll keep coming around. Thank you for not having 40 50 62 l second long ads.
Queefs of The Goon Age
Have they been in the same damn tomb
I had to look up Bosco, he is soooooo cute! ❤ I would hug the little guy. He’s got little shoes on 😊 so damn adorable!
Lots of things wear shoes, though
@@kevo-o-o yeah but his shoes were cute and they looked cute on him
@@colormeinked I was just being a wise ass lol
@@kevo-o-o lol I know, it’s okay. I’m a simple lady, I have a weakness for cute. And for some reason things wearing little shoes are adorable to me, like the wigglers from Mario
@@colormeinked nothing wrong with that
how is this series still going. and you even found the walk button. i love you
my soul can rest at peace knowing you chaps finally found the walk button. lol funny as always guys :)
This freaking rocks
Corey not knowing the right lyrics to My Immortal is very fitting 😂
AY CARAMBAAAA
I heard about Medieval Times before but I didn’t know it was an entire stadium. You Americans truly are size queens
We have the space for it I heard most of Europe can fit in a tea cup
Everything needs to be much bigger to fit all the uhh.. stout folk, in them. I hear they have toilets the size of swimming pools, it would explain the smell at least.
Yeah well you kind of need a stadium to hold actual jousting tournaments with more than a dozen horses.
Im sorry being condemned to your hive like island has made you lose spatial awareness.
@@worldcure7883 They don't need to go outside, they can stick their hand out the window and grab something from the store
At least I dont get stabbed while waiting for the bus 🤓👍
What ever the dive button is is also the button to hold to do the sexy ledge grab
Why doesn’t he just save before trying the jump?
They were running before they could walk, now they can walk the walk and talk the talk.
paddy laughs like a cartoon dog
If you hold down the walk button when climbing up a ledge something special happens 😊
Loving these continuous uploads really turns my nipples into polygons
Also seeing you play this reminds me how infuriating this clopper of a woman made me, constantly breaking my 2cm neck
I want a whole slightly artistic based around the medieval times orangutan dad.
Never thought I’d hear a Ronnie Pickering joke around here
oh my god theyre learning how to control the game
this video is fire
1:39 I almost choked at how funny this edit was
I kinda wanna see ya guys give playing Robot On Wheels a go since you're playing older games lately.
We sure are lucky to have Cory
Paddy is slowly dying with each vid as the guys continue to drain his life energy.
Having friends tends to do that
highly disappointed they didn't find the boulder in this episode
There's also a look button, I recall.
I Love Curry Cory!!
The cope about the old controls being fun is crazy in the beginning of this video
They're actually right without knowing it, precise platforming with the modern controls is a lot harder in certain parts. They do make most parts of the three games easier though.
The og controls and mechanics are easy once you get understand them :o
They are, you just have to play the tutorial
I mean... the game is definitely more entertaining with those horrid controls
ah yes lara clarke isaac clarkes great ancestor
video 7: Is there a walk button
.....
I love them Bullying some guy having fun at a ren faire and describing him as a freak human only to show what he looks like and its just a normal guy who drank a little too much
Starting to think Irish Mythology is just drunken misinterpretations lol
@@VLADPowder I mean it’s as good an explanation for the Salmon of Truth (or whatever it’s called) as anything else.
hot take: it was actually (insert oney goon of the day) and not a random
This is a random question: What did the Cloud Strife keychain that Chris had look exactly like?
The "modern" controls are terrible! The game was never designed with those controls in mind. This game works on a grid, and tank controls work perfectly on that grid.
*SLAPS DESK AND HARD* YES YES YES YES
Whens the next oblivion Livestream!
Please play Dustborn next.
Lara Croft sure is hot
745 Greenfelder Shores
IRISH PEOPLE TRY TOMBRAIDER”
Best of curry when
Lara Cloth 😂
1:38: boiling chili moment
YEA ME!
cory the curry-sprayer
To all the people who is asking Chris to play the game you wanted everybody know this channel doesn't work like that.
We need A.I Paddy to sing Irish version of Bring me to life
Also, if I remember correctly you can walk slowly by holding r1/RB while walking
13:18: Corey loses some autism points by implying Mario 64 is older than Tomb Raider
tutorial complete :)
blue gang!