I imagine the computer was in his room, but it wasn't set up. Then when he got tired of waiting (after a few days) he picked it up and started going to his parents to help him plug it in, but dropped it running down the stairs.
Those two were how I imagined all Americans to be like because of stereotypes. It’s not far from it but still. You Americans are some silly goofballs (:
his flabbergasting display of general cognitive malfunction in the DOS cow game is seriously something i've never some across. being able to guess the angles with the arc is understandably hard- but full on just not grasping angles and degrees as a concept on the most basic level (something that i and probably most people here learned in 3rd grade at age fuckin 9), and then continuing to not even come close to picking up even the tiniest god damn part of this 3rd grade concept through an entire 10 or so minutes- is genuinely concerning levels of retardation to see in a person and i'm not being hyperbolic. i worry for a person who is his age and doesnt understand what a fucking 90 degree angle is. i really hope to see more of him
Adam's cartoon avatar makes so much sense when you imagine him pitching it. "okay so... I wanna be a castle. yeah, a castle, and I want a cape. Like superman. But I want a wife-beater, I don't want people to think I'm arrogant."
For the record, Adam performed an impressive double snafu. He confused Quasimoto with Miyamoto, and then confused Miyamoto with Miyazaki, in one fell swoop
@@stproducciones9140 "Who did what?" "Miyamoto, the- uh- director for Spirited Away... Howl's Moving Castle-" "Miyazaki. Miyamoto is the director of Nintendo. MIYAMOTO, and MIYAZAKI. Two completely different things."
Bruh I fell so hard to the bit that adam is chris's brother. Gaslighting friends family and the audience is just one more reason why i love oney and crew
I believe it's like the Simpsons, Adam's really smart, but one day he jammed a crayon so far up his nose that it's stuck in his brain and that limits his ability to share his wisdom
29:15 Adam just pulls a random Rudol von Stroheim quote out of thin air, then gets confused and starts genuinely asking if German engineering is the best in the world.
I like how in the stream where Adam and Chris make a cartoon, Adam said Linkara is worse than Chris Chan, because his cousin watches Linkara and he thinks it’s annoying
Adam is quite possibly one of the stupidest people I've ever come across, and I absolutely fucking adore him for it. He's THE MOST special of boys and I hope he never changes and life gives him only the best. He's far too precious for this world.
Honestly as a retail worker, so long as he isn't rude I could excuse him being inconsiderate just knowing that this doesn't come from a place of entitlement or anything I've had a few foreign customers who were so oblivious to everything helping them made me think of them as really endearing and pure
I love the Chris Chan discussion so much. "What if it doesn't represent you?" "Go ahead, Burt. We're different people" "Well... Um. On one hand..." "Oh no"
30:30 "Not just that, but the way it acts- who wants a dog like that?" the fact that he's talking about Droopy of all fucking things and says it with such earnest indignation and disgust sent my fucking sides into orbit. I fucking love Adam
I love whenever Adam prefices a story from his past he says "When I was a younger man" like he's a senior recounting tales of his youth to his grandchildren.
Not in an insulting way but it's like Dating is so complicated people try all sorts of things to give off a good impression then you gotta wonder how does he not fuck up something that delicate just by his natural attitude
when adam is back in town, episodes with oney, adam, and cory will most likely happen, hype af edit: forgot that there are already some episodes with cory and adam lol (like maple story, not sure which others)
4:08 "This is Tutorial. Have you..." "Adam! You gotta read it!" "There are a few puzzles. Have you..." "Fuck off!" This exchange makes me laugh for some reason. Adam is such a lovable oaf
I henceforth firmly believe, Adam gazed beyond mortal perception of reality one time too often. Being unable to comprehend and interact within "our" lesser states of being since. The signs are all there, right infront of our hairy eyes.
I like to think Chris and Adam have a sorta Majin Buu and Mr Satan like relationship but instead of giving him sweets and snacks Chris gives him drugs and booze to keep him happy.
I don’t think he's a stoner, honestly (though he does smoke). Given how careful Chris is about not calling him stupid, unlike any other guest (there's that part in lego city he almost says idiot but changes it to ass), and Adam's difficulty processing text I think it's more likely he has some kind of brain thing. Keep in mind he hosed down his kitchen when he was like 11/12 and dropped the Alienware computer when he was a kid as well. Even besides being a little young for drugs, that's not reeally stoner behavior.
Weirdly, Adam's right about Tom Holland being the greatest footer. One time at Uni, I came back to my shared flat and he was just there playing fifa on the ps4 with one of my roomates. They were related or something so he just came to vibe for a bit. Strangest fucking experience coming back from Morrisons and Spiderman's sat in your livingroom playing football. Pretty good at it, too. He beat my roommate.
People love to compare Adam and Cory, which definitely makes sense, but I think there’s a fundamental difference between the two; Cory’s brain is calibrated just wrongly enough that he thinks logically, but it’s logic from a different dimension. Adam thinks like his brain is at the bottom of a lake.
i listen to oneyplays a lot as just background noise, and my inflections have subtly changed over time to sound like cory just because i hear him so much. adam is like cory multiplied by 5. now sometimes i catch myself in the middle of a conversation talking in adam's specific charming brand of idiocy
Adam is the type of guy to unwittingly walk off a cliff, realize what he’s done a moment later, look down, look back up at the camera and say “uh oh” and finally fall
Did Adam graduate? Does he live on his own? Whats going to happen to him after his caregivers pass? I'm starting to worry. Do they have to remind him to breathe?
The best part about this is that I'm imagining that he's just super hot in person but he has the brain functionality of Internet Explorer in the early nineties
Adam sounds like his eyes blink separately
and like his mouth remains open a little in its neutral state
and you constantly hear a slight buzzing from him like a computer permanently on idle
@@Jack_Woods i bet you’re a mouth breather dude
and his eyes make an audible splat noise when he blinks
they dont open duh
Adam is what happens when you touch the orb of confusion for too long
Omg you are so fucking right
“Adam its been turned off. Adam? Adam?”
“oh sorry that fish is really hot”
@@powertheimmortal LMAO he would say that
It’s like he got that shit on in his back pocket
Oh yea
Adam always sounds like you just woke him up and he has a night gown and candlestick and sleeps like honk shooo honk shooo honk mimimimimimi
Little sleepy
WAIT. nevermind
holy shit lmao
I think you're right
No he doesn't you're lying
I actively avoid watching episodes with Adam close to exams because I feel like it smooths my brain over
I thought this was gonna be mean but I agree
I failed an exam today and I entirely have Adam to blame
Shit that's solid advice i should stop
I can feel my brain de-wrinkling
The only people that watch oneyplays are primary schoolers....
The mental image of Adam unplugging his new gaming pc and throwing it down the stairs in excitement absolutely fucking kills me
He had to have been moving it and tripped, right?
@@cal593 he was VERY excited
I like to think this was just a thing he did from time to time, just jump around holding it like "Yipee!" except that one time he fucked up
Idk why I imagine him in like an apartment stairwell and he ran out of the apartment and tripped down a flight of stairs
I imagine the computer was in his room, but it wasn't set up. Then when he got tired of waiting (after a few days) he picked it up and started going to his parents to help him plug it in, but dropped it running down the stairs.
You know you got a real treasure when he makes Corey sound like a regular guy
my thoughts exactly
Idk man. Sometimes Corey scares me in a gitty way. Adam just makes me sleepy and dream of chocolate.
Those two were how I imagined all Americans to be like because of stereotypes. It’s not far from it but still.
You Americans are some silly goofballs (:
@Gummy Frogs but Tomar, we don't talk about that; not after the Emerald Incident.
@@FurryMcMemes tomar is the voice of reason
adam is the definition of "she let me hit cause i'm goofy"
Roger Rabbit Syndrome
Hyuck
Tiktok user ass comment
Gotta be like him fr
She was fucking goofy, one might say?
I love how when Adam is reading, he skips words that are there and adds ones that aren't.
"I'm making up my own dialogue."
“in the underknown”
"As...... yeah."
he jus like me fr
his flabbergasting display of general cognitive malfunction in the DOS cow game is seriously something i've never some across. being able to guess the angles with the arc is understandably hard- but full on just not grasping angles and degrees as a concept on the most basic level (something that i and probably most people here learned in 3rd grade at age fuckin 9), and then continuing to not even come close to picking up even the tiniest god damn part of this 3rd grade concept through an entire 10 or so minutes- is genuinely concerning levels of retardation to see in a person and i'm not being hyperbolic. i worry for a person who is his age and doesnt understand what a fucking 90 degree angle is. i really hope to see more of him
Adam pausing for a sec after hearing Sans' elementary school level pun and then going "OH! I get it" has me dead 🤣
5:30
@@sadlittlebikerack thanks
Ngl I didn’t get the blue stop sign joke
@@madmanpecos it's an antijoke
@@oak7741 I still don’t understand. Is it because the text was yellow and not blue?
"i tried to let jesus take the wheel and crash into a wall but jesus actually started driving" - Adam Bert
@Adam Kent fax
1:07:23 btw
#blessed
Genuinely one of the funniest things said in oneyplays, it’s so simple but so so so hilarious, I can’t believe Adam was able to formulate that
I love Adam’s three benefits of vaping: less anxiety, more anxiety, and depression
thats nicotine for ya THC is where its at
“Tomar you have an iron deficiency”
Adam: You should fix that dude before you actually feel the repercussions of my wrath
"Hydrate or die" vibes
4:55 for my own leisure
such an underrated line LMAO
@@B0YWH0ATECRAY0NZ Thanks for bringing me back to this comment, and thank you past me for making it easier to find.
Adam's cartoon avatar makes so much sense when you imagine him pitching it. "okay so... I wanna be a castle. yeah, a castle, and I want a cape. Like superman. But I want a wife-beater, I don't want people to think I'm arrogant."
LOL
My thought was he had a square head initially, but Chris wanted chunks to be missing from his head since he's a little..off sometimes
"I don't want people to think I'm a kid."
And then everyone in the writers' room was confused...
I bet this guy is stupidly handsome irl but the moment you hear his voice it doesnt matter
you're right, his voice itself makes me wet
It doesn’t matter because it’s too late. It’s like his super power is spontaneous threesomes.
Maximum himbo energy radiates from him
How else would he have all these girlie stories
it still doesnt matter
“‘I thought of something funny when I was looking at her legs.’
‘What we’re you thinking of?’
‘Her legs look funny.’” Is such a comedy fucking bomb
adam is like if cory became a water person
Aayyyyy, an mid era OG!
Bold of you to assume Cory never had cuts or opened his mouth while showering his whole childhood.
@@kingkane cory was mid transformation when he got out, adam has been fully converted.
@@new__guy Adam is Cory's first successful attempt at curing water people, he's making progress in his recovery but the after effects are obvious.
That’s a deep cut
For the record, Adam performed an impressive double snafu. He confused Quasimoto with Miyamoto, and then confused Miyamoto with Miyazaki, in one fell swoop
Fuck you for explaining that and making me burst out laughing in the office.
he literally did the Bobby Baccala
@@stproducciones9140 You know, Miyamoto predicted all of this.
@@wyntmoon you know, miyamoto predicted all of this when he made princess mononoke.
@@stproducciones9140 "Who did what?"
"Miyamoto, the- uh- director for Spirited Away... Howl's Moving Castle-"
"Miyazaki. Miyamoto is the director of Nintendo. MIYAMOTO, and MIYAZAKI. Two completely different things."
1:53
I love how within the millisecond of room transitions adam completely forgot he was voicing toriel lmfao
It's like when you throw a towel over a bird
He doesnt have object permanence yet
Hdhchfhsosbcywnsp
It's like he has the most severely debilitating ADHD imaginable
Object permanence is hard 😔
Adam is the selfish innocence of a child lying about washing their hands
(good)
Adam is a gift to this world
Cory and Adam in the same room makes the average IQ in the room go into the negative numbers, but they’re still my favorites.
IQ singularity.
Idk Corey is dumb in the way that just pisses me off. Adam is merely innocent
@@pillgrimm yes lmfao exactly
@@pillgrimm have you heard his stories tho?
@@pillgrimm Corey does it on purpose at this point
Bruh I fell so hard to the bit that adam is chris's brother. Gaslighting friends family and the audience is just one more reason why i love oney and crew
Is he not? Does he have a twitter or something?
@@BigBelliedBoy The popular theory is it's just Chris throwing his voice.
@@BigBelliedBoy yes
@@Beunibster what is it then? Please don't be lying 🥺
stockholm syndrome
I like to believe that Adam is an actual genius who's brain just shuts down to 10% capacity on Red Bull.
I believe it's like the Simpsons, Adam's really smart, but one day he jammed a crayon so far up his nose that it's stuck in his brain and that limits his ability to share his wisdom
1:09:15 has the best delivery of any joke ever made.
29:15 Adam just pulls a random Rudol von Stroheim quote out of thin air, then gets confused and starts genuinely asking if German engineering is the best in the world.
Fucking psychotic reference from Adam
I was listening to this while eating
Hearing him say a JoJo reference in that tone almost made me choke
Love that he says that but can’t name any German inventions and then shoots down the first one listed, Truly an enigma.
29:09 "What does the fly do?"
"You just spit on him I think."
adam was destined for oneyplays
Adam: “I fucking hate Linkara.”
Chris: “WHAT!?”
Timestamp?
@@anonymouslucario285 47:26
oney when anyone from channel awesome is rightfully insulted
I like how in the stream where Adam and Chris make a cartoon, Adam said Linkara is worse than Chris Chan, because his cousin watches Linkara and he thinks it’s annoying
Adam just irradiates a strong looney toons aura
Adam irradiates everything he touches with his deadly looney toons aura. He can't be stopped.
He kinda sounds like that retarded vulture that goes oh no no no no
He talks like if Slowpoke Rodriguez was not Mexican and a human
I love Adam asking at 7:17 if he was making a joke and Chris saying he loves him, it’s so cute
everyone loves adam
@@evilelliotporterfield6921everyone hates Chris
@@stinkywhizzleteats3673except Adam
That was a wholesome moment 🥹
Adam is quite possibly one of the stupidest people I've ever come across, and I absolutely fucking adore him for it. He's THE MOST special of boys and I hope he never changes and life gives him only the best. He's far too precious for this world.
I believe you misspelled smartest
That's the most retarded statement i've read in a while
he's like Labrador sometimes
He's not real. Chris just makes that voice.
@@Eqha67 idk labs can be guide dogs and I don't think adam could do that
"Quazimoto made castle in the sky" made me genuinely cry and hurt from laughing holy shit
NOSTRADAMUS
@@Soxviper “Hunchback of Notre Dame… then you got your quarterback and your halfback of Notre Dame.”
“One’s a fuckin’ cathedral.”
@@TheAndrewj96 you telling me you never pondered that? the back thing with notra dame?
@@katanatsunami "No!"
Adam's the kind of guy that's hilarious at a distance but I would hate to help in a retail setting
Honestly as a retail worker, so long as he isn't rude I could excuse him being inconsiderate just knowing that this doesn't come from a place of entitlement or anything
I've had a few foreign customers who were so oblivious to everything helping them made me think of them as really endearing and pure
As another retail worker, I agree wholeheartedly
I once saw a comment saying that oneyplays is Adam's way of learning to read, and I think this compilation really reinforces that
Hell yeah adam has become my favorite as of recently, I wish he could be on oneyplays more often
desperately needing more undertale
Chris recently confirmed in a live stream that Undertale will continue once Adam is back in town
Agreed
@@PKBen1995 awwww yeeaaahh 😎💥
@@PKBen1995 FUCK YEAHHHHHHH
I fucking love this man's brain, his mumbling and reactions never get old.
I love the Chris Chan discussion so much.
"What if it doesn't represent you?"
"Go ahead, Burt. We're different people"
"Well... Um. On one hand..."
"Oh no"
36:22
30:30 "Not just that, but the way it acts- who wants a dog like that?" the fact that he's talking about Droopy of all fucking things and says it with such earnest indignation and disgust sent my fucking sides into orbit. I fucking love Adam
So sickening.
19:08
"Less Anxiety
More Anxiety
Depression"
Damn Adam is a very profound lad isn't he
Gotta love Adam/Tornado/X-Man/Bert!
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sandcastle
Ben
Adam is the living embodiment of low power mode. He is conserving energy and using only the minimum amount of brain activity required to stay alive.
1:14:40 is the best example of why Adam is so funny, his own style of speech is unintentional perfect comedy
He's like sqweezy jibbs where you can't tell if they're a comedic genius or a bumbling moron
He's like a bizzaro Boomhauer.
That killed me
I was looking for this exact moment after forgetting which video it was in- thank you
i had fuck with this girl one time who uh when i was after we did the shi-(y’know)she started uh
I love whenever Adam prefices a story from his past he says "When I was a younger man" like he's a senior recounting tales of his youth to his grandchildren.
The fact that this man has a sex story of any kind is fascinating
Jelly
Not in an insulting way but it's like Dating is so complicated people try all sorts of things to give off a good impression
then you gotta wonder how does he not fuck up something that delicate just by his natural attitude
Sex doesn’t rlly require much of an IQ
He's clearly irresistible
@@Jack_Woods He probably doesn’t overthink it and people find that endearing
Adam is my new favorite member of Oneyplays, i wish he was around for the sleepy cast days i'd love to hear him interact with Jeff, Stamper and Cory.
the mapleleaf lets play might get close to that
Adam and Cory in the same room might cause some sort of singularity
One with chris zach cory and adam would be pure brainrot
Your brain wouldnt be able to handle it
Even zach and cory would be the straight men lmfao
when adam is back in town, episodes with oney, adam, and cory will most likely happen, hype af
edit: forgot that there are already some episodes with cory and adam lol (like maple story, not sure which others)
"I have a lazy eye, did you know that?"
"Yeah, I just never said anything because I didn't want to make you feel bad."
I love Adam's mind
Such a sweetheart. He deserves a big set of lips on his dick.
I feel Cory is just a more comprehensible version of Adam
Weird place to find you dude, keep up the cool content
Which is a terrifying concept.
Cory has drank half the amount of lead that Adam has
I like how Cory’s IQ jumps up 30 points when he’s in the same room as Adam
Corey Makes Zach Look Sane, While Adam Makes Corey Look Smart
Adam trying his hardest and still absolutely failing to read in Undertale is one of the best moments on the channel
4:08
"This is Tutorial. Have you..."
"Adam! You gotta read it!"
"There are a few puzzles. Have you..."
"Fuck off!"
This exchange makes me laugh for some reason. Adam is such a lovable oaf
I want to see how well Adam does at a quiz game. He sounds worldly despite his sluggish mind.
36:37 I saw this live and Chris's "oh no" was life-changing.
"Alcohol won't affect my baby"
20+ years later...
The first time I saw an episode with Adam I didn’t think he was real. I thought Chris was just doing a voice
The idea that Adam would unplug his pc, to run around with it as if he just pulled it out of the box is killing me
I like how Adam said that he was slightly attracted to torial, but later says that he didn't know she was a woman
"Quasimodo made Castle in the Sky"
He thought of Miyazaki but confused it with Miyamoto and said Quasimodo. Incredible.
37:50 no hesitation on the Pyongyang
47:29 i love how when adam says he hates linkara, chris just sounds so mad
Poor Adam. He'd probably feel really upset if he could read what people wrote about him
I henceforth firmly believe, Adam gazed beyond mortal perception of reality one time too often. Being unable to comprehend and interact within "our" lesser states of being since.
The signs are all there, right infront of our hairy eyes.
Hairy? Nah not mine bro, I shaved my eyes last week.
Found the pleb who doesn’t shave their eyes
Adam needs Bloodborne sedatives
I like to think Chris and Adam have a sorta Majin Buu and Mr Satan like relationship but instead of giving him sweets and snacks Chris gives him drugs and booze to keep him happy.
And redbull
3:14 oh Adam
5:30 bone jokes
8:40 bunny girl
12:19 lazy eye
14:40 refund
19:13 make milk
20:22 Jesus
36:20 oh no
38:25 quick witted
42:27 them combined is a GOOD idea
47:20 WHAT
50:12 Facecam
1:4:00 Naruto pillow thing
21:29 "Ooo tokens!"
The way he says it is so damn adorable XD
11:22 Adam’s little shocked gasp is genuinely adorable.
Everyone needs an Adam in their friend group, he cracks me up.
Adam has a kaleidoscope that filters incoming information and scrambles how he interacts with reality. I love him
You're giving Otto Heckle a run for his money. Chapters and title cards... good on you brother
Adam is the kind of guy to admit he’s attracted to a character before forgetting she’s female. And then also dismissively calls something gay
I fucking love Adam lmao, he has the craziest stories and the best deliveries on in game dialogue
Adam is one of those people I’m suspecting that he may be a little slow but has that surfer boy look
Man just joined the group n became the funniest stoner I've ever seen
I don’t think he's a stoner, honestly (though he does smoke). Given how careful Chris is about not calling him stupid, unlike any other guest (there's that part in lego city he almost says idiot but changes it to ass), and Adam's difficulty processing text I think it's more likely he has some kind of brain thing.
Keep in mind he hosed down his kitchen when he was like 11/12 and dropped the Alienware computer when he was a kid as well. Even besides being a little young for drugs, that's not reeally stoner behavior.
Cory had a stream where adam was doing whippits for like half an hour
@@itsjayh I need a link or it’s gaslighting
@@splurgy. paranoid
@@splurgy. the vod was taken down unfortunately
The Alienware computer story never fails to make me laugh
he completely detaches it, drops it down the stairs, and then says that it sucks
@@ratbagextremethe idea of a young Adam doing all that rocks
@@ratbagextremethe concept of anyone going, "that product sucks. Why? Because I dropped it down the stairs," is fukken hilarious.
Weirdly, Adam's right about Tom Holland being the greatest footer. One time at Uni, I came back to my shared flat and he was just there playing fifa on the ps4 with one of my roomates. They were related or something so he just came to vibe for a bit. Strangest fucking experience coming back from Morrisons and Spiderman's sat in your livingroom playing football. Pretty good at it, too. He beat my roommate.
His taste in games is trash, if true.
Adam- "is it bad I think the goat is hot"
Also Adam- "oh yeah it is a girl"
I think he unlearned briefly that she was a girl. I can't believe it either.
Adam, Cory and Dave (Cory's caretaker) are so entertaining it's unreal.
Adam’s life is just one big gmod rp server
I feel like talking to Adam is like constantly having to tap your screen so your phone screen doesn't darken
Everyone is so mean I love Adam he's such a precious creature
Chris treats Adam like a slave boy, I would free and him and begin the revolution
People love to compare Adam and Cory, which definitely makes sense, but I think there’s a fundamental difference between the two; Cory’s brain is calibrated just wrongly enough that he thinks logically, but it’s logic from a different dimension. Adam thinks like his brain is at the bottom of a lake.
I love how Adam made the "SkeleTON" joke actually funny to Chris by being so innocent.
i listen to oneyplays a lot as just background noise, and my inflections have subtly changed over time to sound like cory just because i hear him so much. adam is like cory multiplied by 5. now sometimes i catch myself in the middle of a conversation talking in adam's specific charming brand of idiocy
55:03
personal timestamp for Adam moaning while he pees
So relatable! XD
36:25 is the first time I heard Adam and IMMEDIATELY loved him
this guy has the mind of a colecovision and I love it
Isn’t Adam like really handsome and buff irl?
I'm convinced he's a buff himbo
@@HomekittyL2 oh he 100% a himbo
He looks like a redditor. He looks like Lucas the magnificent's slightly more handsome brother.
I wonder if Adam is the friend they talked about in Sleepycabin who burps and says "Sorry... I do be burpin tho"
that's Sonny TM, check out their risk of rain playthrough
Adam is the type of guy to unwittingly walk off a cliff, realize what he’s done a moment later, look down, look back up at the camera and say “uh oh” and finally fall
If I was a raging homosexual I'd want Adam to be my pretty little housewife
"Okay, on one hand--"
"Oh no"
"...okay"
Still a top 5 interaction on this whole channel
adam is the only boy who can straight up make me unironically cry with laughter
Did Adam graduate? Does he live on his own? Whats going to happen to him after his caregivers pass? I'm starting to worry. Do they have to remind him to breathe?
Adam is the definition of a himbo
“They don’t make good games like this anymore where you have, uhhh, hair… like, facial hair” never get rid of this man please
Adam sounds like he was dropped on his head as a baby, and then the doctor prescribed marijuana for the injury
cory and adam share the same braincell i swear
They both had 2 but then Cory stole one from Adam
Is it just me or does Adam sound like Chris if he was younger and dumber?
Chris genuinely getting mad at Adams incompetence in Lego City always gets me 😂😂
You guys are such good friends, teaching Adam to read.
The best part about this is that I'm imagining that he's just super hot in person but he has the brain functionality of Internet Explorer in the early nineties
2:08 Had me genuinely scared this man was illiterate.
Making Adam read is like forcing a handicapped person to get around by crawling