So I Installed Half-Life "Abridged"...

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  • @JollyWangcore
    @JollyWangcore  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2794

    So if you're looking for a bit more info on "Map Labs", Map Labs is an ongoing mapping competition held by HL2 community members. They give out a theme and mappers have a couple of weeks to make maps based around said theme. They are usually quite creative and generally super neat. MOST of the time they're not just shit posts but some of the collections lend themselves to people having fun and making things like you see above.
    You should definitely consider checking some of them out if you're into Half-Life 2. Especially RunThinkShootLiveVille 2 with MMod cause that shit is fantastic.

    • @ARipeBanana
      @ARipeBanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👍

    • @mr.rukojop1537
      @mr.rukojop1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait 8 hours ago? video upload 3 minuts ago

    • @Ирисник
      @Ирисник 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      looks like half-life 1 parody on source engine xd .

    • @DivideByBob
      @DivideByBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wavonical Isn’t it that it’s released to his patreons or supporters or whatever a couple hours early and then released to the public? I’ve seen the same thing done on other channels

    • @Paul20661
      @Paul20661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD good one

  • @Mutantdonkeyz
    @Mutantdonkeyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4443

    "All I wanted were the meatballs, and I left with a lamp and a chair"
    The IKEA Experience

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *Broken SCP-3008 Experience

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      the worst part is that he couldn't even get the meatballs

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ghazi Blommel Broken SCP-3008 experience
      (the entirety of the US is a SCP is what I'm saying)

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ghazi Blommel keter is too friendly, I'd say *_apoylon_*

    • @linkfreeman1998
      @linkfreeman1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ah yes, Es Cee Pee references go boom...

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4871

    I appreciate 'Father Greg's Wild Ride' for not only abridging Ravenholm, but coming up with a fantastic framing device with which to do so.

    • @DashValkyrie
      @DashValkyrie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      idk it felt like it was a little bit on rails

    • @MrSadisticLlama
      @MrSadisticLlama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      It makes me crave a 30 min version detailing the entire games events, all shown through a lengthy amusement park ride

    • @collin1001
      @collin1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      desinc

    • @THEnicholasvancosky
      @THEnicholasvancosky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm sad that it wasn't longer

    • @slickcalf985
      @slickcalf985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was that a DeSinc reference?

  • @zulubunsen9067
    @zulubunsen9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    "i got that reference" moment for me right at the end there: '168 hours left for teleportation' because Alyx and Gordon arrive back in Kleiner's lab one week after teleporting out of Nova Prospect.

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      imagine leaving the game open for a whole week

    • @teamdoodz
      @teamdoodz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@MrGermandeutsch Or you could abridge the timer.

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@teamdoodz
      I think you missed the point of my joke.

    • @teamdoodz
      @teamdoodz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MrGermandeutsch oh ok sorry

    • @Nicolas-zw5ex
      @Nicolas-zw5ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@teamdoodz r/woosh
      Hah, you been pranked, no woosh

  • @TheTrueMrRugges
    @TheTrueMrRugges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4204

    “Dad,are you alright?”
    *inhale*
    “ËeEeê”

  • @jamesbland5207
    @jamesbland5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    So in HL1 Gordon is late and hungry.
    In HL2 he gets a red letter that invites him to a rave and amusement park, then he goes to Növa Prøspekt to get meatball but leaves with a lamp and a chair.

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Best trip of my life

    • @Wolffman109
      @Wolffman109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I once had a dream like that...

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5501

    ok that red letter day got me real good
    glad to have you back brother

    • @vman972
      @vman972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Will we ever get half souls

    • @LlywelynGX
      @LlywelynGX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Indeimaus is verified?

    • @FuzeKnight
      @FuzeKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "That's right Barney, this is a red letter."

    • @patrycjazawadzka3442
      @patrycjazawadzka3442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dude has second channel for other videos, so it's not like he was dead for one year

    • @user-hp5ny2nq5w
      @user-hp5ny2nq5w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gangsta gaming [gG]e

  • @Acthu69
    @Acthu69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    15:44 that finale and the "eeeh" part really made me laugh

    • @Armin2012
      @Armin2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      2020 mood right there

    • @harry_ord
      @harry_ord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Eli wasn't having a good day to be fair

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Eeeeeeeeeeeh...

    • @damiandiskanec9958
      @damiandiskanec9958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It cracked me real hard xD

    • @Wolffman109
      @Wolffman109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT really had me laughing.

  • @kerobop
    @kerobop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Lmao Eli is a two-legged chair because he's missing half his legs

    • @darkySp
      @darkySp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There's a rocking chair that IKEA has, it's just one continuous wooden frame. Chair-wise, Eli is perfectly capable of walking narurally

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@darkySp Just as the chair is perfectly able to work as a chair

  • @andrewrobotbuilder
    @andrewrobotbuilder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    15:10 It's alright, she's just a little...
    *Light headed*

    • @thetdmzack2929
      @thetdmzack2929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *BADUM TSSSH*

    • @daycon6479
      @daycon6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Well, you’re appreciated.*

    • @andrewrobotbuilder
      @andrewrobotbuilder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@daycon6479 thanks :3

    • @thekommunistkrusader3921
      @thekommunistkrusader3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have never wanted to shoot someone through the internet so much than right now

    • @andrewrobotbuilder
      @andrewrobotbuilder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thekommunistkrusader3921 That's a... *bright* idea

  • @HemmTBM
    @HemmTBM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    "You're late Mr.Freeman as always" Well the only time we see you go to Black Mesa you're late, so it's 100% acurate from the players, perspective

    • @burritodawgg
      @burritodawgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      nice random comma

    • @burritodawgg
      @burritodawgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Арсен Кищенко oh, so,rry, i, th,ou,gh,t, th,is, co,mm,en,t, ha,d, to,o, ma,ny, co,mm,as,

    • @luizfernandes9459
      @luizfernandes9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@burritodawgg m,u,s,t, ,h,a,v,e, ,m,i,s,r,e,a,d, ,i,t,,, ,b,r,u,h,v,.,

    • @yusuf_kizilkaya
      @yusuf_kizilkaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It doesn't matter if he's always late. He always walks in like he owns the place. They're afraid of firing him cause if they do he's going to steal the office equipment like Steve's Laptop or the new color laser printer from accounting.

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "This is a red letter."
    DEAR GOD.
    "There's more."
    NO...

  • @dootboi4120
    @dootboi4120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    15:50 Mossman is wearing her artic outfit when Alyx shoots her. In Mark Laidlaw's Epistle 3, Alyx kills Mossman in the Artic. Ergo, this moment and everything else in this mod is canon.

  • @thedoomhunter6643
    @thedoomhunter6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

    I haven't heard him genuinely laugh this much before.
    He should do that more, it suits him.

    • @jcdenton2187
      @jcdenton2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I was thinking he sounded kinda forced here actually.

    • @skittleman4794
      @skittleman4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jcdenton2187 same sounded incredibly forced

    • @JollyWangcore
      @JollyWangcore  4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      @@jcdenton2187 This is how I laugh. Every video. People claim I fake laugh. That is my laugh.

    • @jordanbrown3660
      @jordanbrown3660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@JollyWangcore don't worry Jolly, your laugh sounded just fine to me. I could tell you were genuinely amused. :)

    • @firstaid223
      @firstaid223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jcdenton2187 hey you're famous

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    15:58
    -Dad! are you alright?
    -eeeeeeh~...
    -ok let's go then

    • @xevlamaletheus3923
      @xevlamaletheus3923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a bit of a clever joke, as he used a rocking chair model. The "eeeeh" would imply the creeking of an old rocking chair.

  • @TheVoidMachineSystem
    @TheVoidMachineSystem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "Dad, are you alright?"
    _existential pain_

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    12:02 - "Intrasslad" is just the Swedish chapter name for "Entaglement" in Half-Life 2. :-)

    • @MagicMaster667
      @MagicMaster667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@555RavenCrow Chapter 9a of HL2 wasn't called "Bondage" as far as I can recall, though.

    • @thvtheforce5457
      @thvtheforce5457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and nieuw perspectief is the dutch name for nova prospect lol

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh shit thats meta

    • @CunnyMuncher
      @CunnyMuncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn’t “Spike trap” the name of the chapter right after ravenholm/you get the car?

    • @MagicMaster667
      @MagicMaster667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CunnyMuncher I believe you're thinking of sandtraps, my friend.
      Chapter 6 "WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM..."
      Chapter 7 "HIGHWAY 17"
      Chapter 8 "SANDTRAPS"

  • @an0maly404
    @an0maly404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    It's incredible how Jolly has the exact reaction that the map maker wanted at the exact moment. Jolly is literally the perfect Half-Life Player, he does exactly what he need to do. It always amaze me.

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jolly is a snail :D

    • @WhatIsThisVid
      @WhatIsThisVid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Well that's when he's not totally missing the point.

    • @an0maly404
      @an0maly404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@WhatIsThisVid Yep

    • @kirar5522
      @kirar5522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He seems to often ignore a lot of the jokes to make his own personally not very funny ones

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hes a highly trained professional

  • @OldManHan
    @OldManHan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The best part about the Eli chair reveal was the fact that the real Eli wizzed past if you pay close enough attention.

    • @Ruscul
      @Ruscul 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What type of crack was I on?

  • @OolexTG
    @OolexTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I’m fine with the new style of content honeslty

    • @Unit_457
      @Unit_457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's literally just no captions :/

    • @ThaRealWildcat
      @ThaRealWildcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Unit_457 press the "CC" button on the video player

    • @Unit_457
      @Unit_457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThaRealWildcat Oh, thanks bro

    • @P-Nokota
      @P-Nokota 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Joseph-kj1ok
      @Joseph-kj1ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's the exact same apart from him not subtitling himself

  • @urban_rural1256
    @urban_rural1256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "Dad! Are you alright?"
    "eeeeehh.."
    same eli, same

  • @jamjon6616
    @jamjon6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    6:00 this game has such good writing

  • @shadesilverwing592
    @shadesilverwing592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Actual Ikea commercial:
    "Many of you feel bad for this lamp. That's because you crazy. It has no feelings"

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "why are there. pair of legs there?"
    the pants were dead

    • @slickcalf985
      @slickcalf985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And there were no birds singing

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@slickcalf985 the pants had been bloodied by headcrabs

    • @theartistformallyknownas2677
      @theartistformallyknownas2677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      normal peoples close

    • @slickcalf985
      @slickcalf985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theartistformallyknownas2677 alright, let's switch to HUNT DOWN FREE MAN
      MOINTEN PAN WAS BLOODY ON GROUND AND HAD TOOTH IN NOSE AND WITH LAST BREAHTE, HE SAY TO GORDAN...
      fuck
      AND THEN GORDAN CROWBAR HIM UNTIL DEAD!

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ful life chroicles

  • @ajollywangcorefan3428
    @ajollywangcorefan3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    This mod is actually half-life canon, these are all alternate timelines.

    • @2fastgaming.
      @2fastgaming. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So, Crack-Life is canon too

    • @vukcurovic2770
      @vukcurovic2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@2fastgaming. we don't talk about crack-life

    • @kgb4150
      @kgb4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Report @AxxL for spam, please

    • @--Io--
      @--Io-- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AxxLAfriku bruh

    • @luizfernandes9459
      @luizfernandes9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      C0DA makes it canon /j

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how in the anomalous materials map they added a time limit to ensure that the player completes it quickly

  • @daycon6479
    @daycon6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That first one was me as the guard “I had a bunch of messages but they didn’t look important so I deleted them besides-“

  • @SlipianRage
    @SlipianRage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    8:30 well now I know this town is named RAVEnholm for a reason.

  • @3hard_Lemon
    @3hard_Lemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    0:35 "The time until Gordon is fired". Best part of the mod

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's a "highly trained professional"

    • @chase_h.01
      @chase_h.01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fucking died

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I beg to differ. I personally lost my shit at "YOU FUCKED UP"
      And "terminated for destruction of company property" 🤣

    • @daycon6479
      @daycon6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I laughed at Barney explaining to Gordon about the messages

    • @judge_dreddpool7593
      @judge_dreddpool7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died at "This is a Red Letter."

  • @tyler89557
    @tyler89557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "All I wanted was meatballs and I left with a lamp and a chair"
    That's how they get ya.

  • @shadixyt
    @shadixyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Red Letter Day easily one of the best examples of "less is more".

  • @conniespiderman2540
    @conniespiderman2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    They should have made alyx a desk, there's literally a desk named alex that you can buy from ikea

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I wish one of them took Gordon being teleported during the beginning of the resonance cascade and just had him telefrag the Nihilanth.

  • @Lucios1995
    @Lucios1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    8:08
    "They always come in groups of three"
    Looking at the blood in the walls up ahead, i'm wondering if there was a fourth?

    • @arandomraichu230
      @arandomraichu230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      nah that trail is the third one

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arandomraichu230 Oh, you're right!

  • @masterhasashi.
    @masterhasashi. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    15:54 most bizzare moment that I've witnessed on the source engine
    Fun Fact : It's the trure half life ending :D

  • @cadaverousRemains
    @cadaverousRemains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "That's right,Barney."
    "This is a Red Letter."

    • @Adowrath
      @Adowrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can somebody explain this to me and why it was funny?

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Adowrath its...a letter....and...it's red. The funny is cause it's literal, instead of the saying it is in the game.

    • @SirKurt25
      @SirKurt25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DiggerDeeper01 I don't remember the original context it was used in game :/

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SirKurt25 When Kleiner says that it's a Red Letter Day for their teleporter to finally be ready for proper final testing. Is also the name of the chapter. The one where you meet Kleiner and put on the HEV suit.

  • @Max-hn5tc
    @Max-hn5tc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    That was hilarious XD
    The "Növa Pröspëct" mod with Alyx being a lamp reminded me of the mod for HL2 when all models were replaced with some random crackhead stuff. Like alyx was really low poly, Barney was a cabinet with sink from a Soviet tale and cartoon and Gordon had a plunger instead of crowbar) and citizens were M&M's

  • @gorkemkal
    @gorkemkal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    16:24 Has anybody noticed that you could actually skip the timer and continue to the mod even though it said that it ended?

  • @hunt1ngh0und
    @hunt1ngh0und 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "dad, are you alright?"
    "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"
    "great, follow me!"

  • @SirSplee
    @SirSplee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I want to get off Father Grigori's Wild Ride.

    • @tyecollins4240
      @tyecollins4240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

    • @kaydencebernard7775
      @kaydencebernard7775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Desinc

    • @BaulSDA
      @BaulSDA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ride only stops for emergencies, Crying is not an emergency.

  • @EGeorgev
    @EGeorgev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Looking at all these reactions in the comments, something tells me a big part of Jolly's audience have no idea he has a second channel, cause they're all acting like they haven't seen a new vid in months, meanwhile Jolly's been uploading like crazy on his second channel.

    • @sharkhead5527
      @sharkhead5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are not "Half Life" videos

    • @HumanGrunt
      @HumanGrunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sharkhead5527 he posted 4 half life videos in a row

    • @EGeorgev
      @EGeorgev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sharkhead5527 oh, I see. You only want the Half-life mods. I like all of Jolly's playthroughs.

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      but what is the second channel?

    • @EGeorgev
      @EGeorgev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dimitar4y it's literally in the "featured" section on this one. You can't miss it.

  • @cac_deadlyrang
    @cac_deadlyrang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “The store is now closed, please exit the building”

  • @ChatookaMusic
    @ChatookaMusic ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That animatronic father grigori concept was absolutely gold

  • @dwavenminer
    @dwavenminer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    14:30 "How does her family tree work?" Simple, her family was a literal tree before -IKEA- Nova Prospekt cut it down...

  • @H.A.L9000
    @H.A.L9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "How does her family tree work"
    Works like furniture without assembly instructions

  • @BigDamnVanguard
    @BigDamnVanguard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You know, I love watching Jolly play maps that make him rage, but this video is all laughs and enjoyment and it's also great.

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "hey remember that time the resonance cascade happened?"
    "yeah what about it?"
    "i think i know what caused it."
    "what then, some alien force?"
    "no, a fork"

  • @baxtron5000
    @baxtron5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    14:38 half life scientist scream

  • @Wolvinof
    @Wolvinof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love when Jolly plays Half Life mods I've already done. The IKEA map was brilliant.
    I wish the rest of the maps were in this video though, some of them were really well done.

  • @stooge5299
    @stooge5299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The fact he stops every. single. time he talks to the scientists is painful

  • @confidentbottle
    @confidentbottle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That guard at 1:08 is one of the best bits of this whole thing and it pains me that more people didn't mention him

  • @cattynerd1859
    @cattynerd1859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Her family tree was cut down and turned into a table" I have been SENT INTO ORBIT

  • @froxcom
    @froxcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    14:00 One of my chairs that I got from IKEA looks exactly like that. This map is way to good for just a shit post.

    • @Ozaron
      @Ozaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe it's the venerated Poäng!

  • @SammyEdgeINC
    @SammyEdgeINC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Dad are you alright?"
    " *eeeh* "

  • @THEedcbb3
    @THEedcbb3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've just spent the whole night doing wiring.... This is exactly the shit I need to unmelt my brain before bed

  • @MrGermandeutsch
    @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We need more Abridged Mods.
    I haven't had this much fun in years!

  • @noecarrier5035
    @noecarrier5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Aw yes, always good when Jolly posts.

    • @Yaggert
      @Yaggert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is always a jolly good time.

  • @opethheimer
    @opethheimer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Fired for general incompetence" well now, there is sentence I am quite familiar with :'D

  • @divo4938
    @divo4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The wall crushing really is jolly's enemies.

  • @unrelatablethings8603
    @unrelatablethings8603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "am i about to get sawed in half?" -Jolly 2020

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That head-crab dance sequence at Ravenholm is pure gold and genius.

  • @HamSammichOG
    @HamSammichOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:34
    *sounds nothing like a piano*
    "Oh I like the... the piano."

  • @SO_SIC
    @SO_SIC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That's right, Barney... This is a red letter-"

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always thought antimass spectrometer was a crazy scifi term made up but apparently they actually know what a mass spectrometer is and this is actually a spectrometer for antimatter

  • @masonthedunce3711
    @masonthedunce3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Dad are you all right?”
    “eeeeh”
    LMFAOO IM DEAD

  • @SeanDS89
    @SeanDS89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been re-watching Freeman's Mind, so now I'm on a "random hl video" kick (hence why I'm here). This video is great btw, I love this :)

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you'd like to see more of his content, he also got a second channel.

    • @SeanDS89
      @SeanDS89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrGermandeutsch good to know, thanks :)

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i like the commentary about ravenholm being so linear it's an amusement park ride lol

  • @yagatami
    @yagatami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know but watching Jolly play Half-Life, Half-Life 2 (With all of the 'special' add-ons from Valve) as well as Half-Life Alyx back to back in a series without cuts on his channel would be an amazing thing.

  • @Wolffman109
    @Wolffman109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why is this an unlisted video? I loved this video!

    • @jared20089
      @jared20089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In a recent stream (CromulentVille 2 streams, you can find it on the stream archives channel), he said that people really disliked the fact that he laughed so much during the maps which caused him to unlist it. It's a shame.

    • @TUNRAX
      @TUNRAX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jared20089 for real? I was looking through the comments and people instead of being negative they want jolly to laugh like in this video :(

    • @jakesteampson7043
      @jakesteampson7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jared20089 Bruh, that's what makes them good

  • @gamecasthaawsome6398
    @gamecasthaawsome6398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was looking for this! Finally found it!

  • @skullexctasy1153
    @skullexctasy1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:07 Fake laughing intensifies

  • @J0rdan912
    @J0rdan912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    9:25 "Father Grigori's Wild Ride" is a perfect representation of modern first-person shooters.

  • @qweriop
    @qweriop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My man jolly finally found the password to his account.

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bruh, you do know about his second account, right?

    • @qweriop
      @qweriop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrGermandeutsch bruh. Yes I do.

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@qweriop Ah, alright.
      I was just curious.

  • @diamondddude171
    @diamondddude171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like the time limit so Jolly can’t comment on the color of the walls for 20 minutes lmao

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I wanted meatballs and I ended up with a lamp and a chair"
    well, that describes IKEA pretty well in general

  • @Megasaiyu
    @Megasaiyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I miss you and your witty humor and content. Honestly you rival and beat most big youtubers with your sense of humor.

    • @JollyWangcore
      @JollyWangcore  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for you kind message. If you want more I post a lot on my second channel!

  • @sebastiansmid9139
    @sebastiansmid9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bruh that „time untitl gordon is fired" totally killed me

  • @kewlkatzklub982
    @kewlkatzklub982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally found this again, shame it became one of the unlisted videos despite how many content creators praised it.

  • @MisterGunpowder257
    @MisterGunpowder257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    13:15 - "The store is now closed. Please exit the building."

  • @samvargas1651
    @samvargas1651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That crab rave is the epitome of human achivement

  • @slenderminion2229
    @slenderminion2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we just appreciate how genuinely bewildered the rotor guy sounded when Jolly climbed up the ladders at 3:38?

  • @LgcyMidnight
    @LgcyMidnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched your videos last year... And the others old videos... Cuz its funny.. But than I lost your channel for about 5 or 6 months ago..and now today I found it again... And you are still making this amazing content ♥️

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how did you lost a channel

    • @LgcyMidnight
      @LgcyMidnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrGermandeutsch by that I mean I have forgotten this channel.. Sorry for my bad grammar, I'm not really english...

  • @Shoxic666
    @Shoxic666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:57 Jolly realises that he's an enemy in a tower defence game.

  • @Boba19423O
    @Boba19423O 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your attention to detail with the subtitles, great job 👏

  • @ConscriptDavid
    @ConscriptDavid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:30 - I am having flashbacks.

  • @puffythedestroyer8878
    @puffythedestroyer8878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Grigori’s been upping his game with the traps these 20 years

  • @PepetheSpaceCowboy
    @PepetheSpaceCowboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love when I beat the push notifications to a new vid 🤣

  • @Mario583a
    @Mario583a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A Jolly Wangcore abridged: Funny shouty man with moveable subtitles superimposed over people.

  • @VoiceAnon
    @VoiceAnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Still waiting for teleportation.

  • @Unethical.Dodgson
    @Unethical.Dodgson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wangcore laughing his head off at red letter. Meanwhile I'm just scratching my head wondering where the funny is.

  • @Rannos22
    @Rannos22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I didn't know youtube would suggest delisted videos

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Dad, are you alright?"
    *Beat...*
    *Existential pain*

  • @GammaCubedGaming
    @GammaCubedGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:23 - "I'm just looking"
    * proceeds to mag dump at the "employees"
    xD

  • @zackquillan7292
    @zackquillan7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Gordon is a.... A highly trained professional!"

  • @naveedclifton
    @naveedclifton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never forget the Rule-of-Three, A Jolly Wangcore.

  • @tricksterzyro3230
    @tricksterzyro3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Its the jolly wangcore, he is jolly and we are jolly.
    Welcome back my man.

  • @boofedstew9201
    @boofedstew9201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    took me so long for me to fine this

  • @Wolffman109
    @Wolffman109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:15 That sounds like a fake laugh.

  • @squidiskool
    @squidiskool ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:28 Alyx Lampce

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can hear his genuine anger at the crushing walls being unoriginal.