Glenn Webb Glenn Webb! What a suprise to find a comment from you on here! But it is really sad that your not here to make videos anymore. I really enjoyed your videos. 😢
I'm glad I saw this comment, I wouldn't have known about the outtake otherwise. And now that I've seen it, I'm genuinely impressed at how he edited that cough out. Seriously, how the fuck did he do that so well?
Proper eggnogg simply tastes of vanilla, sweet and thick, as well as usually some small bit of spice like cinnamon. Often decently balanced and usually people who like milkshakes will also enjoy them.
GeorgeMonet No. It contains eggs, but tastes nothing like it. Bad eggnog is sort of indescribably. It doesn't have a particular taste, it just tastes bad.
Frankly with all of the horrible foods he deals with I don't blame him. Just need a taste of the terrible shite anyway, not scarf the entire thing down in one go.
If you really want to enjoy eggnog find someone who makes a homemade one. Or if you don't know anyone who does/don't trust their nog, find a brand called Southern Comfort. Yes like the alcohol brand and no it doesn't have alcohol in it. But it is one of the best store brands of eggnog. Bit thick though so, don't drink a lot at once.
"Then I realized, of course, food items, very unlikely to keep until next year." Says the man trying out food items up to 50 years past their expiration date.
after watching your food stuff videos I get a feeling that kids are some kind of mutants who are immune to weirdest chemical combination imaginable...who in the right mind would eat that?
Alexander Grischow well, my respect for children jumped sky-high after watching a single episode of Teletubbies... Nothing will ever compare to that. Even the most terrifying Japanese horror movies with OST combined of Justin Bieber songs don't come even close to that experience...
Really? I would have never guessed without your thoughtful insight. Now with your help, I can die peacefully knowing that you have made an impact on my life. Thank you.
"Aw man that's getting crap everywhere already! Should have put something down" - Ashens - 1:56. Still doesn't put anything down after he's gone off and built the bloody house. Well done Ashens :)
We used to make little houses out of butter biscuits, gummy bears and sugar coating. Good times. And "King of Prussia" is the name of a place in Pennsylvania. What the... Also, I think I got that same warning on the Mochi I sometimes buy.
The "alcoholic tinge" is actually rum (0.071% with water). Its listed in the ingredients if you pause and read it just past the point where Ashens stopped. Also, there is brandy flavouring listed after that too.
There should be an accessory and TH-cam feature that allows you to taste and smell stuff on TH-cam. Then we can all taste the wonderful tastiness of cheap sugary goods.
You just referenced Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. I thought I would never have to think about that again for the rest of my life and apparently I was INCORRECT
+banana derpington I was gonna say that until i scrolled down and read your comment XD I was gonna be like +Ashens you like DHMIS? Have you seen number 5 yet anyone?
Yea that egg nog was definitely really bad. Egg nog typically has raw eggs it so it has a short shelf life. I guess yours had some preservatives, but still...yikes :P
King of Prussia (The place where the Scooby gummy thing was from) is actually a giant mall rather close to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... The more you know!
As to what typical ingredients are included in eggnog, these are: milk; cream; sugar; some sort of an alcohol like rum, brandy, vodka, cognac, or whiskey; whipped eggs; and sometimes nutmeg, cinnamon, or other spices.
Good egg nog is the best! Especially if you add a little nutmeg. Or some type of cinnamon-y flavored rum that I can't remember the name of, but always seems to show up at Christmas family gatherings.
Agreed. You can't get the off-brand stuff. Especially if it's out of date! lol I love the stuff you get in the super market that's white, not the yellow stuff that tastes of rum. It's like liquid pleasure but you feel like your drinking nothing but calories lol
![[ TEASER ] เงาะป่า - วงL.กฮ. | TMG RECORD](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/M4ObdFfcPww/mqdefault.jpg)
I was half expecting the scooby nose to form back after he bit it off.
Initially I was very impressed by your cottage, and then you turned it around.
Stuart sure has seen a lot of catheter bags in his time.
I think perhaps he's never seen one. Things you'd find in a catheter bag is usually not a light opaque green.
Holy shit the only other person to pick up on the overuse of cathater bags in multiple food videos "faints in hapiness"
And such a wide variety of them too!
@@mastermarkus5307what does it usually look like
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared reference made me actually lol.
It's a good thing he didn't use the green because that's not a creative colour
Cottage? Looks more like an outhouse
ha ha ha I was thinking that too in keeping with the spirit of the season ho ho ho now where's my machine gun !
Glenn Webb ha I was thinking that to
Glenn Webb Glenn Webb! What a suprise to find a comment from you on here! But it is really sad that your not here to make videos anymore. I really enjoyed your videos. 😢
Glenn Webb my fart was heavy
Mr creamy shits instead of merry Christmas
the way he deforms Scooby's face and it goes back to its original position always gets me
"It's certainly taken away the taste of Scooby Doo."
Oh God Ashens.
It doesn't matter who I am, I'm here for you James. See? I'm real.
STOP THIS
the outtake at the end shows how adept Ashens is at editing.
I'm glad I saw this comment, I wouldn't have known about the outtake otherwise. And now that I've seen it, I'm genuinely impressed at how he edited that cough out. Seriously, how the fuck did he do that so well?
If you listen really closely you can hear the cut, though if you didn't know it was there, it'd beextremely hard to pick up
My favorite Ashens videos are the ones where he eats gross shit.
First reply!
I'm sorry I just had to.
Maty0987654321
I hope you step on a lego today.
CurtisAlfeld Nah, he should step on the hottest magma ever.
Legos are worse
Dude if he ate shit he might die of a disease. Not cool
4:18 had me rolling on the floor.
"Agh! Fuckin' 'ell it's rock 'ard" xD
not funny
Proper eggnogg simply tastes of vanilla, sweet and thick, as well as usually some small bit of spice like cinnamon. Often decently balanced and usually people who like milkshakes will also enjoy them.
The taste is also dependent on how much rum is in it
Tiberius Hrafn-Úlfur I use whisky in mine, it's pretty good.
I find myself- in this episode more than any other -feeling incredibly, deeply sorry for the sofa.
Poor sofa.
According to the captions at 3:30, the cherry flavour is so strong it bones your mouth.
I know what I want for christmas
no burns haha
did you know that the word "paradox" comes from the ancient Greek words "para" and "doxa" and means "beyond expectation"?
he said "burns"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Am I the only person that went back to watch the seamless cut after watching the end? impeccable!!
Cracked up when you bit into the "gingerbread" slab
so did his tooth
Oh Christ, I live near King of Prussia. I'm so sorry we did this to you.
+Charles McCabe Same here, Eugh.
+TheZaz969 There are three of us!
what is it like ?
+Tsiki Condor i git it has a mall but is that
+Tsiki Condor not just a mall. i big mall. think of a huge mall and muiltiply it by 10.
Egg Nog is supposed to be thicker with a vanilla/cinnamon flavor, not runny with a vanilla/milk flavor
Should also smell of Rum.
WHY DOES EVERYBODY OLD THINK THE EGGNOG IS LIQOUR?!?
Good eggnog can be really good, trust me. Bad eggnog can be catastrophically horrible, and I can tell you've got bad eggnog.
Would you say that bad Eggnog tastes like drinking a glass of raw eggs?
GeorgeMonet No. It contains eggs, but tastes nothing like it. Bad eggnog is sort of indescribably. It doesn't have a particular taste, it just tastes bad.
Contestant Your-Dead-First, tell me, has Eggnog gone bad?
I have an urge to try eggnog now.
Skully Swirls You should it's really fucking good. Any kind from the store will do, it's quite difficult to find bad eggnog.
That... is not a cottage. That is quiite clearly a crypt.
*****
Just like all the best crypts
Ghost81, If you ate that you would need one, after dying from type 23 diabetes.
The real you tube ledgend, ashens' sofa
Yeah 25 likes!
Megan-Leigh x still 25 likes after 2 years
*legend
I just made it 26.
Yeah 57 likes!
I live somewhat near to King of Prussia. There is a rather large mall there and the ground is full of sinkholes.
+ICUSeriously That is a very accurate description of King of Prussia, I approve
8:07 One of the heaviest "Ah fuck"s I've heard ^^
"Now let's all agree, to never be creative again"
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, Ashen!
Ashens: man with big plump hands, takes bites the size of a small Japanese girl.
This is the best comment I have ever read. +1 and an internet to you.
Maybe his hands are tiny and fragile, but so is all his cutlery.
Does he take bites that are the same size as those taken by a small Japanese girl, or bites the size OF a small Japanese girl? xD
Frankly with all of the horrible foods he deals with I don't blame him. Just need a taste of the terrible shite anyway, not scarf the entire thing down in one go.
I misread that the first time, omitting the words "size of".
4:51
YAY! References!!
Yeah that Scooby Doo "candy" definitely looks anything but.
am I the only one who thinks his sofa looks really comfy?
If you really want to enjoy eggnog find someone who makes a homemade one. Or if you don't know anyone who does/don't trust their nog, find a brand called Southern Comfort. Yes like the alcohol brand and no it doesn't have alcohol in it. But it is one of the best store brands of eggnog. Bit thick though so, don't drink a lot at once.
In America we have a good one form Darigold
you make fun with the simplest things lol
The crunch and subsequent "Arrgh" is beautiful.
Please get proper eggnog at the shop! I mean, you've had the worse experience this way.
Ashens and DHMIS. I can die happy now.
His first experience with eggnog and he didn't drink actual eggnog. :P
"Then I realized, of course, food items, very unlikely to keep until next year."
Says the man trying out food items up to 50 years past their expiration date.
after watching your food stuff videos I get a feeling that kids are some kind of mutants who are immune to weirdest chemical combination imaginable...who in the right mind would eat that?
if children can stomach that nuclear waste, then children should be given much more credit for what they can do!
Alexander Grischow well, my respect for children jumped sky-high after watching a single episode of Teletubbies...
Nothing will ever compare to that. Even the most terrifying Japanese horror movies with OST combined of Justin Bieber songs don't come even close to that experience...
no arguments
Well, these chemical combinations are usually made to be edible.
Toy Wishlist You think Teletubbies is horrible? Just watch a single episode of Tweenies. I dare you.
8:03 "Approved by who, your mental grandad?"
Holy shit i just bursted out laughing
i wonder if Ashens actually uses that couch as a couch or if it has become mainly a set piece now.
According to him, the sofa was modular, he kept one piece, threw away the rest and uses it as a set piece exclusively, yes.
Gotta love that "Don't hug me, I'm Scared" reference
When I see an Ashens food video, I know it'll be good.
Christ, you're rather beautiful ahah
Smooth.
Well you know what they say....youtube is the place to meet people....
IUPLOADALLSORTS that was smooth, thank you! ^_^
I'M, PROVERBIALLY, IN! aha
A helpful tip: Eggnog SHOULD taste somewhat like banana pudding. Or at least to me it does.
Ashens, how are your jump-cuts so seamless?
the brown sofa never changes
Mainly cuz the static imagery and the fact that he's never in front of the camera.
that Dont hug me im scared refrence always gets me.
4:50 Don't hug me I'm scared reference :)
Really? I would have never guessed without your thoughtful insight. Now with your help, I can die peacefully knowing that you have made an impact on my life. Thank you.
Evan K. XD
Yeah I caught that. Figures Ashens would like that.
Evan K. People that have not seen it would not know, shut the fuck up with your smartass attitude.
NightmareTS
Actually I believe that's a perfectly good reason to point it out.
I was just waiting for that glass to fall over...
Don't hug me I'm scared reference :O
where?
hi Mr's
mazlina.jb - what?
wolfy boy 4:50
?
lol
look up where that "now let's all agree, to never be crative again" phrase comes from. That was an awesome reference by ashens.
"Now let's all agree to never be creative again" I've seen that video! It's the creepiest thing I've ever seen!
"Aw man that's getting crap everywhere already! Should have put something down" - Ashens - 1:56. Still doesn't put anything down after he's gone off and built the bloody house. Well done Ashens :)
When he brought out the third item, I just had to scream "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF!"
For fame and money you say.... ok, good enough, cheers!
I loved the "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" reference.
We used to make little houses out of butter biscuits, gummy bears and sugar coating. Good times.
And "King of Prussia" is the name of a place in Pennsylvania. What the...
Also, I think I got that same warning on the Mochi I sometimes buy.
“It’s certainly taken away the taste of Scooby Do”
That "Don't Hug me I'm Scared" reference lol
I love the Don't hug me I'm scared references! I love those videos!!!
That probable subtle jump-cut for the coughing though.
The Scooby Doo thing is made by the same company who made the macaw on a stick in a previous foodstuffs special
1st item was like a Diabetus candy activity set.
I like when Ashens eats the shortbread and the cottage wall slowly collapses behind him
You and your catheter bags
The "alcoholic tinge" is actually rum (0.071% with water). Its listed in the ingredients if you pause and read it just past the point where Ashens stopped. Also, there is brandy flavouring listed after that too.
4:52 Don't hug me, I'm scared!
No shit Sherlock
Thats not Sherlock.
The Blacksmith And how do you know that?
Elementary my dear SARMANTINE.
The Blacksmith My smoke does not agree with you
Ashens references Don't hug me I'm scared and everyone turns into the PTSD fairy
Looks like a damn Christmas-themed military MRE or something xD
Two Christmas specials in one year? It's a post-Christmas miracle!
There should be an accessory and TH-cam feature that allows you to taste and smell stuff on TH-cam. Then we can all taste the wonderful tastiness of cheap sugary goods.
When you said the 'creative' line I couldn't stop laughing.
Ashens should try the Japanese flavors of Kit Kat.
You just referenced Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
I thought I would never have to think about that again for the rest of my life and apparently I was INCORRECT
Who else noticed the don't hug me I'm scared reference
banana derpington I missed it, what was it
+banana derpington I was gonna say that until i scrolled down and read your comment XD I was gonna be like +Ashens you like DHMIS? Have you seen number 5 yet anyone?
I've seen this video several times and just got it
+Anthony Does Stuff Same Here xD
yep!
Seamless jump cut at the end there Ashens bravo
Yea that egg nog was definitely really bad. Egg nog typically has raw eggs it so it has a short shelf life. I guess yours had some preservatives, but still...yikes :P
*****
Basically you heat and process eggs until they're shelf-stable until the heat-death of the universe, but they taste of nothing.
Christian Gerefalk
I'm wondering... can you make Egg Nog using Chinese Century Eggs?
Christian Gerefalk "Heat-death of the universe". Well, technically true. It'd not be "poison"... wait, is degenerate matter toxic?
"Agh, bloody 'ell, it's rock 'ard!"
That is also what she said.
Pro-as-fuck jump cut.
Knowing the king of Prussia, he probably fired his most competent Candy-creator before he produced this.
King of Prussia (The place where the Scooby gummy thing was from) is actually a giant mall rather close to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... The more you know!
whenever ashens puts some cheap food in his mouth I can always hear his digestive system crying in fear
I was half expecting a grass mask to pop up at the end.
Adventure Time and Don't Hug Me I'm Scared references
Ashens, you're now my new fav TH-camr
Green is not a creative color....
y
+No name (Punyrock) y
cry
I'm basically the only one to get that joke.
I USE MY HAIR TO EXPRESS MYSELF
now i’m craving gingerbread and it’s barely even autumn thanks
As to what typical ingredients are included in eggnog, these are: milk; cream; sugar; some sort of an alcohol like rum, brandy, vodka, cognac, or whiskey; whipped eggs; and sometimes nutmeg, cinnamon, or other spices.
Well, eggnog can be bought with or without alcohol, but more or less yes.
DarkdustDragon Thanks.
500,000 Subscribers! Congratulations ashens, been with you from the start :)
4:13 Oh dear, I hope you did not break a tooth.
I couldn't stop laughing when you bit the shortbread HAHA
Good egg nog is the best! Especially if you add a little nutmeg. Or some type of cinnamon-y flavored rum that I can't remember the name of, but always seems to show up at Christmas family gatherings.
Yes, eggnog is the king of Christmas drinks. You see me stumbling around, I'm not drunk on beer I get drunk off of eggnog!
I like you.
Agreed. You can't get the off-brand stuff. Especially if it's out of date! lol I love the stuff you get in the super market that's white, not the yellow stuff that tastes of rum. It's like liquid pleasure but you feel like your drinking nothing but calories lol
Sailor Jerrys Rum?
sorry i still really hate eggnog
As Ashens shatters his teeth, the cottage slowly oozes and collapses in the background... lol
ho ho hOLY SHIT
Ashens with that "dont hug me im scared"
You should have used the Blister Buster to open that ginger bread package.
You mean the Blister Blitzer?
Derp. Yeah, that's it. I only realized my mistake a few days ago when I rewatched the video where it was reviewed.
0:50 “ALLvery things you need..” as in “All the things you need” and “Everything you need” combined.
Sugar-flavored concrete!
southern comfort makes the best.
Worlds second most famous couch!
I was in total fits of laughter at the Christmas Cottage bit... :)
Ashens referenced Don't Hug Me I'm Scared! :D
I wish Ashen's had Chef Ramsay as a guest for this one so my ears could be blessed with Ashen's "Bloody hell's" and Ramsay's "Fucking hell's".
Don't hug me, i'm scared reference haha
Green is not a creative colour.
(That's why Ashens didn't use it).
Just realised that, brilliant
I already stay up all night jumping on the sofa and watching adventure time
Nobody wants to know what a Scooby Doo tastes like! Probably worse than biting on a wet dog!
Scooby-Do has a fitting "Strontium Dog" badge.