Why the Beatles Would Be Canceled Today - Ahamed Weinberg - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Ahamed Weinberg breaks down why “Yesterday” is a terrible movie and explains why his parents’ anniversary is tainted forever. (Contains strong language.)
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He looks like Vincent Van Gogh
and he also sucks.
@@gabelogan56 found the Republican!
@@crystalthompson7068 In what way did I find the republican?
@@crystalthompson7068 Oh sorry. My bad. You're calling me a republican? I'm voting for Bernie. this guy just isn't funny to me. Hacky.
Vince Van Gogh Rick Grimes! We're losing our humaaaaaaanity!
A catholic and a jew who both converted and I thought I was wierd for being a jexican
Oyrale!
I’m a Chinese/white mexican lol
@@lesismore49 lmao you're wack, why you gotta do them like that lmao
Mexican/Japanese/white lol
lol I'm jewish and native american!
"Osama bargain bin Laden" almost made me choke to death on my breakfast.
that's a hack joke it shouldn't be that funny man.... clearly hes playing off the hackieness so it's ok, but he literally did a Jewish stereotype and added a Muslim stereotype...
can't get anything past you
@@skyluke9476 He's jewish and muslim. He's not exactly an outsider attacking jewish and muslim people...
Do you think black people should be banned from using the N word?
@@TheDeliriousDweeb Eh, he's just a kid. I reckon I wasn't too bright at his age either.
I literally cried at this.
"She learned how to Zoom"
As have we all...
Sadly it's true.
Underrated comment...
Everyone forgets the Beatles
Himesh Patel: “I wanna hold your hand”
2019 crowd: THIS SHIT SLAPS
😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️
To be honest The Velvet Underground was way better than the Beatles
@@gero3015 lol no
@@johannsebastianbach108 Literally overrated pop rock garbage
@@gero3015 no they're fucking not bro
“You know who is the most excited for Trump’s wall...Bansky” 😂
thats how italians say it, not banksy but bansky lmao
CharlesDaLast - this killed me😂
yep, that's what he said
*Banksy
This set sucked. But this one was better until after the middle. th-cam.com/video/AZjEGsoiRxo/w-d-xo.html
A ginger called Ahamed Weinberg? This guy is like joke unto himself.
There are Muslims and Middle Easterns who are red-headed, you know. I love it when people talk about something they don't really know about... Only think they do
@@dianad5104 As opposed to your degree in Middle Eastern genetics?
Try to gain some confidence so you don't feel the need to react obnoxiously to random jokes on the TH-cam comments section Diana.
@@aaronlewis702 I think my comment was in its place; it has to be somewhat relevant to some people or thought to have some truth to it for you to think it's a joke, otherwise, it wouldn't be "funny".
It's not really the lack of confidence that made me react that way, rather this stereotypical idea of what Muslims or Middle eastern look like and it's not just you who thinks that way.
I don't have a degree in Middle Eastern genetics but I am from the middle east. Have a lovely day.
I mean, imagine him living in a small English village, superstitious people would bully him to death 😆
This reminds me of the actor named Diego Klattenhoff.
The last "hack" joke (mom strapped to chest) was hilarious.
"You can't do that, actually" - I die
My mom taught this dude in middle school, and even though he was a teenage boy, he was VERY nice to me, an elementary school girl.
He was hilarious even then and just an all around great guy. If anyone has a chance to see one of his shows, take it! You go, Ahamed!
that’s cool but he’s not funny
@@hamada9792 To each their own! At least you watched an commented; that helps the comedian so much! Thanks!
@@throwsaparks9829 Just because i personally think he’s not funny doesn’t mean i don’t want him to succeed. I’m glad to help a person trying to reach their goal, even if i don’t personally think he’s funny. Stop being THAT GUY.
@@hamada9792 Wha...... What?
Haha no idea how you took to each their own and glad you saw it/commented to mean that I think you don’t want the dude to succeed or something lol. Not sure what guy I was before, but now I’m definitely the guy that thinks you might need some therapy brotha man.
Something in the water maybe ..?
Throwsa Rosa
I would LOVE to know what his parents’ stories are. I couldn’t even focus on the rest of his set because of my curiosity.
Jamilah Hardiman dude same
He has a show where he says that his mom was born Irish Catholic and then converted to Sufism, and his dad was born Jewish but converted to Islam.
He said that his parents converted and met in a mosque 🕌
@@Loulydollx3 wait - - then that makes them ISIS!
theyfound and accepted the one true religion.
“Don’t move, or she’ll go off...” 🤣🤣🤣 Made me think of ‘Stop! Or my mom will shoot’, with Sylvesters Stallone and Estelle Getty.
Just the other day my wife and I were discussing the worst Stallone movie ever made. She said "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot".
I said it was "Rhinestone" with Dolly Parton.
@@donmiller2908 You win.
That wasn’t Estelle Getty. Her name was Anne Ramsey. Great movie.
@@jasonalangriffin - No, it was Estelle Getty and it was a lousy movie. Google the film and see who starred in it. You're wrong.
@@jasonalangriffin Anne Ramsey was in "Throw Mama From the Train" and "Goonies"
That shit slaps lol
he looks like Aaron Paul crossed with Van Gogh
So true
Yesterday's biggest weakness is that it established the main character's love interest fell for him while he was playing an Oasis song, but then the film never brings that up again despite the character desperately needing to reconnect with her and express his situation.
"She's so pure that it looks coded" I just found out about Ahamed Weinberg, half muslim and half jewish!!! You're killing them...ooops, it!
Hey gorg
Call him Osama bargain bin laden. Thank you. He is half-jewish. And half Muslim.
@@vadaski5038 Hey thanks, what's up?
Carolle Z no such thing as half muslim half jew. Judaism is a Race, Islam a way of life. If anything hes a Muslim Jew.
Judaism is not a race, there are Jews of all races. DNA does not make you a Jew, and race is a social construct
I love this and now i want to follow his mom on social media. 😂
Friday
🏢✈️ 🏢✈️ 😃👌👌
@@sailaab whats happening Friday?
That banksy joke hooked me
Same!
"I love that accent... so much. People think it makes them sound smart, I'm like the opposite. They go 'Elloo' and i'm like mmm you said it wrong " 😂😂😂💀
I saw this guy perform in a basement and he was wearing the exact same outfit. Cheers
Nice
Friday
Sounds like a intellectual
So he's more Jew
*piXeLatEd bIrD*
“I support Isis but I write it off.” 💀
8:09 the joker is in the audience 😂
His impression seemed like if Gilbert Gottfried was a half jew and half Muslim lol
Isn't he?
@@Gamingchairenthusiast122 lol
@@Gamingchairenthusiast122 Insurance duck is gilbert dumbass
@@chipskylark5500 EXACTLY! (right?)
@@teamworkformyfrainds As is Arabian parrot, you see now?
"Kill it" and "knock em dead".
He looks like a sheriff trying tk survive the zombie apocalypse
First thing I thought 😂
I think he did it. He killed them. “Osama bargain bin Laden” 🤣🤣🤣 I died
He has an islam first name and a jewish last name, and looks like someone from Sweden. Classic American.
It’s a German name not Jewish. Just happens that many Jews have German names.
William Dunn It is a jewish name.
While it’s in german, it’s still clearly a jewish name, as the names of jewish people are rather different to non-jewish german names and a name like „Weinberg“ is just a very jewish-sounding german name.
Marvin Xox :: Sure, but it’s really German, it’s has a German meaning, not Hebrew, as opposed to names like Levy, which is I imagine from the biblical Levites
Marvin Xox I guarantee there are more non-Jewish Weinbergs in the world, than Jewish ones
someone needs to tell these dudes
1)
grow your hair LONG.
chicks LOVE long hair on dudes.
2)
don't wear a loser t-shirt, dude, if you want to get girls.
cripes.
That banksy joke was amazing. Was not expecting that
Also the bit about his mom was great lol
The friday one is just a regular cursed image meme
I knew a brilliant, shy guy in college named "Pericles Abbasi" and I still know a talented lawyer named "Oliver Khan."
🎵I wanna hold your haaaaand🎶
"That shit slaps, bro" 🤣😂😆🙃🤧😹
Impossible to eat while watching this. The food fell off my mouth and to the floor as tears were flowing rofl👌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣
His last few jokes were the best ones and they got a more mixed response from the crowd, interesting.
He’s got a good energy around him. More of him please.
He really picked up half way through. Excellent material!
This was funny. Once he finds his style and jumps on it and emphasizes it I think we will see him a lot.
. . . . . . . hey . . . . wait a minute . . . . . . i know that baby
Yesterday was a good movie but the ending was a little whack everyone was just like "oh ight that's cool" bet he went on to write Harry Potter and make coca cola
What is this guy's deal?
He's got a Muslim Jew's name, looks like a leprechaun and sounds like she works at Kinko's.
Are you gonna be ok? Do you need a blanky?
@@edwardholmes6038 Pretty sure I'll manage.
It's just a question. I'm not losing any sleep over it.
That name is coolness!
Yes that’s the only reason I clicked on this. Very confusing.
"she"?
very funny hope to see more of Ahamed
Friday
might be one of my favorite sets i've seen in a minute!!!
The last bit 😂😂I love it - his mom sounds delightful
Genuinely hilarious, great stuff
Excited to see more of him! Great stuff
good find. Best new face in stand-up i've seen in a long while
Instant fanhood! Loveit
Solid material would like to see more of him
"Walk into a plaza with my mother strapped to my chest" bruh😂😂😂 idc what you say that was deep
People always wonder how I can be in such a good mood all the time. It’s mostly show, Life’s hard but at least I have comedy to keep me up when I’m down. Such a good set
This was so funny!!! 😂😂😂😂
Reminds me a bit of a young Louis CK... Keep working at it for another 10 years and keep it in your pants!
no
Don't get canceled? XD
Wtf... Nothing like LCK.... How dare you. Louis a comical genius... Even back then, this guy is NOTHING compared to Louis.
Even the ginger hair
His "mom and dad slow dancing on their anniversary (nine-eleven)" joke is now my second fav 9/11 joke. Still number one was told by Louis CK: "You can gauge your respect for those who died in the Twin Towers by how soon after you masterbobbed. For me, it was in between." Louis CK said it, not me.
I didn’t think his finishing impression was funny until that second “Thank you!” Those two words were the best joke of the set.
He's got a lot of potential!
I laughed out loud, it’s great! 🤣
8:10 listen closely and you'll hear Nelson from The Simpsons
I walk into a crowded place with my mother strapped to my chest.
COMEDY GOLD.
Such a great comic!
just watched a more recent set and he is getting better! awesome to see that growth
This guy is one to watch.😂👍
lol.....I can SO relate to his mom's FB posts.
My mom's latest post....was literally of her own garden, and the caption was: "I love my flowers."
The one before that was of a recent Thai chicken dinner she made. The caption: "Been on an asian kick lately."
So pure.......it seems coded. lol
3:23 from then on is the best joke ever and most don’t know it😂
This guy is hilarious!😂
Last line had me. 😆
you killed it
I never heard of this guy but he's great!!!!!!
Oh gosh my mom is the same way on Facebook and she has the exact same pic of the bird 🤦🏻♀️
If I ever become a comedian in my future ill probably talk about why i hate my name and why i get nicknamed while we're out inpublic 😂
His mom sounds like my mom 😆
this is the funniest thing i watched since bill burr's new stand up...👏 👏 👏 👏
Solid set 👌
Abbey road just made number 1 in the U.K. again this year
Arthur Fleck was in the audience this night 8:09
That closing bit is gonna get him cancelled. :p
multiplesifl nah, he accused Trump of being racist. That’s life insurance for entertainers.
The last bit was 🔥
Too funny! Please go on tour!!
This is golden lol
This guy is amazing🤘💙
Can’t wait to see more bits of him
I've been following Louise Weinberg, his mom, on IG. He's not even lying about her posts.
Wow the guy is shaking, and killing it at the same time.
I think this guy is gonna be big one day. This was a great set. Once he hones I’m on his craft, he’ll be a force, IMO.
"one day" what people always say about comics who've been doing it for 13 years....
Love the ending
that ending had my side hurting
Looks like van Gogh cheered up and somehow regrew an ear.
That impression was solid b
I walked into a plaza with my mother strapped to my chest I heard this and yelled “hoooowaard! “
His mom should work for Barbie's instagram page.
Ha! This guy's hilarious & his name is a perfect representation of his heritage.
Ya, that's usally how names work.
He's the whitest dude I've ever seen.
He’s very funny/good to see live. I highly recommend
When he talks all relaxed and the way he speaks reminds me a bit of Louis CK. 6:00
What's great is the wall is less wall and more like a dotted line.
This guy is hilarious!!!
Hack ahamed Weinberg is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time lmao
bangin funny
That last joke was tooo good
That was slick. 😁😁😊😊
aaron paul's weird brother
We have the same type of mom 😂🧡
Never seen this guy before but he's super funny!
Yesterday is literally the ONLY movie I've ever walked out of, it was SOO bad lmao
I didn't see it, but I have a friend who loves the beatles, and they described it as "I was born in the wrong generation: the movie"
Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong
Ha, that’s hilarious! I’m a huge Beatles fan, but the movie is so scrubbed clean of any pre-marital sex, drugs, and/or alcohol, it felt like it was written by a Mormon.
I genuinely liked it a lot … I pity you
The funny thing is I know exactly where his mother lives and what her garden looks like.. Lol