Day one of secondary schools in Britain (where I'm living my whole life, was born here) Fight Day two: Victor gets jumped Day three: Victor whoops them all At least its happened in my area
When any year fights in my school (mainly the older years) everyone runs to the fields and if you don’t know what’s going on you think everyone went home that’s how empty the school is.
@@jakewestin2883 happened to me too lol. I fought this dude outside after school cuz he embarrassed me earlier at soccer practice. And I wanted to fuck him up. But when I confronted him, I took a friend with me and he embarrassed me again in front of my friend. He basically just tripped me with a leg kick
Can anybody just take the time to appreciate how far Johnny's come, I remember his 'Annoying thing that girls do' video soooo long ago and you can see how much he's changed. Props to you Johnny, keep posting your funny shit man!
Nah year seven fights go like this: 1. They make a place to meet 2. One is there followed by 20 other kids watching 3. The other one pussies out and there’s no fight at all
@Gary 'Roach' Sanderson In my six years of secondary school, I’ve learnt to not give a fuck about what senior teachers think. Most are utterly brainless
im on yr 8 i go to school where there are lots of people thinkin dere roadmans they just stare at eachlther and start swinging and they all start screaming in a crowd
Ok year 7 and this guy thought he was so hard cause he smashed someone’s head into a pipe Reality : the kid walked into it and they started wrestling the same way Johnny showed it as
I remember when I was in year 7, I was over astro turf and we kicked the ball in the tree. And a gang of year 11 Road men come over and "help us" get it down. After half a hour or so we get it down then they pick it up and leg it. Later on in the day we get find the ball on the floor with knife marks in it.
@@funny_man8779 yeah init I'm in yr 7 and all i hear is ur gay fam. go back to the skit u slab and shit like that. (its me who always says the skit bits
@@ukdrillrappercuhmangetacut7389 I wanted to say that sounds like cap because most yr 7 whites I’ve seen are all playing for nite, but now it depends on the person
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@@lacifried Yh cuz wap is education because if the wap wasn’t in this world you wouldn’t of existed. We wouldn’t have been made if you know what I mean 😉
I remember how hard Y7 thought they were, now fights don’t stop when the loser says stop it stops when the other person feels like stopping
Imagine someone driving past this like what is this idiot doing talking like that to himself 😂😂😂😂😂
Driving pass a football AstroTurf with trees covering everything ok? G makes sense
@@KayKapone1 calm down bro it’s just a joke and if you have time to despise my comment go make your own bruv
ZeeYoungz too much salt is unhealthy
@@KayKapone1 r/wooooosh you dum coco bean brain boi
IKR LMFAO
In every argument, there is that one guys that is like "Personally, I wouldn't have that"
Imagine people walking around, looking at this guy change shirts and talk to himself lol 😆 😂
No
I will not imagine that
And just stare at him through the window pretending to be the nonce 😂😂😂
There’s a camera man with him
@@aleksanderjaruga5022 🤣
When someone says “personally I wouldn’t have that” uno is gone be a long day 😭
Yea
Types of people on rides
1 the annoying scared one
2 the one who throws up on you
3 the one who passes out
4 the nonce looking at kids
Hi owen
I mean the first three all have connotations of being scared so it’s ded
@@josephfrancis2227 hi
@@owenwade3639 not this gay
Okay.
normal people: fights
him: FGHTS
TH-cam giving Johnny the green tick on that one!
Is cos it get demonoitized
He says it with such emphasis he forgets the I in Fights
@@IrishGuysScarf are you hitc sports
The last one is jokes when the big brother gets involved and sparks the year 11
As a fellow Brit homeboy...I just had to sub after this. Literally the only way of explaining brit secondary 😂😂
Init bro
Day one of secondary schools in Britain (where I'm living my whole life, was born here)
Fight
Day two: Victor gets jumped
Day three: Victor whoops them all
At least its happened in my area
Facts brudda
@@youvebeenhacked9339 yea true lmao
Literally sceondary in a nustshell
"My broski G Star" lmao
3:37 😂😂😂
It’s my absolute favourite 😂😂
@@hamzahpx4568 lmao!
Hamzah px456 best part, he obvs exaggerates it when he does it but that was like perfect 😂
Gdems Pdems puddin’ and pie, I think I’m gonna kiss a nonce tonight!
‘Oh my frickin gosh famalam G broski G-star famalam bro’ Johnny Carey - 2020
This is what I was looking for in the comments!
@@chazzaross5464 same
Gey
AYYYYYY FAMALAM
“oh my fricking gosh famalam g broski g star famalam bro”😂😂
3:36
3:36 the best Johnny Carey moment ever😂
😂😂😂😂
Agreed
Oh my freaking gosh famalam g broski gstar famalam bro
@@iseeyareadinmycomment4976 that’s harder than saying Llanfairpwllgyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
“famelam g broski gsat famelam g broski bro” johnny carey 2020
I'm sure this is how Americans talk, I've never heard a British person talk like this, and I'm British too
You play fortnite shut up
@@what-mx6yu whats so bad about what I said? You probably play it yourself so get lost you little 10 year old trying to piss people off
@@nuk4lear wasn't even talking to u I was talk g to the other guy
@@what-mx6yu my bad then, im just rlly pissed off but still there's nothing bad about what he said either
When any year fights in my school (mainly the older years) everyone runs to the fields and if you don’t know what’s going on you think everyone went home that’s how empty the school is.
Year 7 fights is just them walking round in a circle staring at each other then grabbing each other
Bro in year 7 I had the gayest fight ever, I was pulling his hair and he was squeezing the fuck outta my ear 🤣
Or they call each other gay and don’t fight at the end. There was a guy at my school who moved school because someone was was “going to” fight him
Yes I can confirm this is exactly how we fought - till I did it to a year 8 and got punched in the face.
@@jakewestin2883 happened to me too lol. I fought this dude outside after school cuz he embarrassed me earlier at soccer practice. And I wanted to fuck him up. But when I confronted him, I took a friend with me and he embarrassed me again in front of my friend. He basically just tripped me with a leg kick
@@jakewestin2883 yeah idk why but the second you get into year 8 fights get good
Johnny’s nephew is bare underrated, he is actually quite entertaining... hope johnny puts him in more vids
sounds noncey
@@zkd_345 😂
It’s his nephew
@@zkd_345 lol
@@aj24z42 no shit
The "at least I'm not gay"😂 most overused comeback ever😂
Nah
“Your mum”
Is the most used
Now its who asked
Works tho
Facts
Your mum is the best one ever though
No one:
Johnny:
Censoring the word 'fights'
Lmao
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) That is just funny
Lol.
Ur everywhere lol
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Once I saw a fight between a year 11 and a year 7 outside school, the year 7 ended up in hospital
The special quote “if that was me mate I wouldn’t take that
Imagine seeing this dude talking to himself like this
Lol
Me my friends watched him make it
@@mtb-kai no u didn’t
@@Connorh_ how would u know he was at our local park
@@mtb-kai Becuase mate you seriously just didn’t
That cancer one had me dead 😂💀got deep real quick
You forgot the guy on the side who keeps saying: “ohoho *personally,* I wouldn’t have that...
Man sounds like f*cking Santa
bro its in the video
Its literally in the first year 11 bit
It's a tradition for a nonce skit in a jhonny vid
Imagine people seeing this in public u talking to urself
Lmao
yes Jammy dogger
Sotv
he has a brother or cousin
Can anybody just take the time to appreciate how far Johnny's come, I remember his 'Annoying thing that girls do' video soooo long ago and you can see how much he's changed. Props to you Johnny, keep posting your funny shit man!
can anyone take the time to say how cute ur cat is
@@CecNerd12 unfortunately it's not my cat, it's a photo i found on google
@@allo8464 Thanks for telling me
Johnny never disappoints
People walking past like:
Them: “What is this guy doing”
Him: “ im just doing my job” 😏
I would be so confused if I walked passed and saw this dude saying omg my bro ski gstar
Nah year seven fights go like this:
1. They make a place to meet
2. One is there followed by 20 other kids watching
3. The other one pussies out and there’s no fight at all
fax
Actual fax
@Chayton Smith shush
@Chayton Smith shut up
Fax
Johnny Carey never fails to make us laugh
One of the best TH-camrs out there
Yh
Ya.
Facts
For real man this guy is gonna hit 5mil soon
The g before the header gets me every time
Year 7 me: Throws a punch at a bully a foot taller than me but completely miss
Deputy Head: The intention was there so you’re getting an exclusion
@Gary 'Roach' Sanderson In my six years of secondary school, I’ve learnt to not give a fuck about what senior teachers think. Most are utterly brainless
@Gary 'Roach' Sanderson Fairs. I get you
@@alexanderhamilton8971 yh senior teachers make dumb rules and think there bad cuz there high up
@Gary 'Roach' Sanderson I have been excluded for the 3rd time man I’m on my last warning
My school is so leanient with me bc i act retarded 🤣 ive had 5 fights and i always tell teachers to fuck off lmao im year 9 aint not roadman lmao
Imagine how awkward it is to talk to yourself.
Mad vid but he must have BARE confidence
“Frick off jack broski” personally i wouldnt have that
I've watched year 11's fighT at my school and that's a really gud representation SPOT ON MATE!!
imagine just having a walk and seeing Johnny have scrap with the air haha
bet americans get confused when they watch content like this
Definitely
@@amx4289 no shit? I didn’t know that smh
AMX oh my just shut up
No I’m American and I find this funny
Ahaaha im not American but I'm used to this kind of content.but not this guy lol he's says bruv alot
how it all starts- "Personally, I wouldn't have that"
The year 7's in my school talk like the year 11's
No one:
literally no one:
Jonny: “omgg”
No one:
Literally no one:
You: Spells Johnny without a H
Its always “personally I wouldn’t have it”
In year 7 fights they always have their hands up like they about to box but then they put eachother in a head lock
Facts
@@stunna407 sure you did
Facts
@@stunna407 you can't knock out someone while ur in a headlock
I’m lucky my mates Romanian got into a fight and the other kid had to go to hospital and I’m yr7
7:55 Jay and Simon in the Inbetweeners Movie
"Lionel mpabbe"
New FIFA 21 update
lol
Ffs 😂
Mpabbinel naymar sr
FIFA 21 exclusive dlc
Lol
Obviously the teacher isn’t following the ‘minor’ rules 😭😂
💀
Love this guy not in a gay way just so real and relatibal
😂😂
English ????
jk same
@A alright
Relatable*
@Shane Callagha yes broo
"I ain't bovvered"
"ARE YOU INSULTING MY FAMILY?"
"Oh that is well bad."
No one:
Not even the NDL:
Johnny Carey: omg famalam broski Gstar famalam bro
Ksi when he’s trynna use slang👀
Ndl
@@bradleywilliams3949 hahahahhahahahah
Brodem gdem pdem mandem
But dad g
Who else loved the vid
U haven't even had enough time to finish watching it yet 😂
Yeah
@@shush12342 lmfao ikr
It's been out 3 minutes...
STFU bot
Lionel Mbappe 😂 I’m dying
In my school this year theres been 3 year 7 fights and all together there’s been 2 broken noses and one cracked head 😂
“I’m like lionel mbappe when I play soccer fam” 🤣🤣💀
He quickest way to do it is “I don’t know what ur on but personally I would not take that”
The girls be like “ahh me hair get of me hair owww” then they cry
The noncy teacher always has me laughing 😂
I’m a year 7 and the fights that you showed are true they just grab each other and try to throw them to the ground
True
im on yr 8 i go to school where there are lots of people thinkin dere roadmans they just stare at eachlther and start swinging and they all start screaming in a crowd
True true
@@abdulrahim_raza153 That happens to me and I'm in year 10
Someone was rushed to the hospital in my school lmao
There was a lot of blood
Don’t lie, everyone was hyped when they seen this title 😂
Obviosuly broski, innit famalam, loved the videoruni my gstar. Sike, I was hyped and loved it.
Ye ik
@@IshyJJ right Broham got to pick up some chicky chickies in the whipy whipy Lol
Nope I saw that it was new and clicked on it
I love how both years have the one who stirs the pot
I wonder what Johnny looks like while filming this 😂
Laughing his head if I’m doing that right now loll
He looks like what he does in video bruh
Supposed to be revising for an English assessment rn but oh well..
I did my science assesment and food prep assesment if i fail then rip bcz they send it to your house like bruh
@@Zupaz omd ikr
Video idea:
How teachers want us to reply, to how we actually reply.
Why does this bring back nostalgia?
Year 7 how many times did they say fam I mean wow
Hahahahaah nice vid
“I don’t do scraps ennit”
Ngl the year 11 cussez is wht everyone says from year 8 and up
Man said “Soccer” 😂😂
Johnny has never failed to entertain us
Ok year 7 and this guy thought he was so hard cause he smashed someone’s head into a pipe
Reality : the kid walked into it and they started wrestling the same way Johnny showed it as
*Ceo of "Personally I wouldn't have that."*
I remember when I was in year 7, I was over astro turf and we kicked the ball in the tree. And a gang of year 11 Road men come over and "help us" get it down. After half a hour or so we get it down then they pick it up and leg it. Later on in the day we get find the ball on the floor with knife marks in it.
I talked liked the kids in year 7 when I was in year 3😂
The fact that he had to censor the word fight in the title
@R26 why is for.you a link😂😂😂
@R26 yep
that’s how strict susan is 😔
Thank you Susan
@@lucy8500 *tuts* SUSAN!!!!
This feels so well done don’t know why
Like the filming n thag
A yr7 at my school once went to have a fight and just fainted at the thought and smashed their head. The other year 7 went mad.
That year 7 fight was the truest thing ever, really.
have u seen yr 6 fight bro u had to wait like hours for them to throw a punch
"lets frickin' go my gg star" that is the most accurate yr 7 language ever
Not really
@@funny_man8779 yeah init I'm in yr 7 and all i hear is ur gay fam. go back to the skit u slab and shit like that. (its me who always says the skit bits
@@ukdrillrappercuhmangetacut7389 are you black or white
@@marioalonso9148 white g
@@ukdrillrappercuhmangetacut7389 I wanted to say that sounds like cap because most yr 7 whites I’ve seen are all playing for nite, but now it depends on the person
Congrats on 1 mill subs
*Johnny never fails to make me smile and brighten up my day, thanks Johnny keep up with the good content ✊🏽*
“im like lionel mbappe when i play soccer g”
LIONEL MBAPPE WTF? 😂
Johnny made the weirdest career for himself lol. He really has a successful career from talking to himself.
@RXN no not rlly lol
@RXN road wanna be lmaooo
@@z_uqr just calling someone a neek isnt trying to be road bruh
@@wilmadiqfit4063 ik ik its just a joke
Your views are going down but your ability to make me laugh keeps sky rocketing😂 keep it up bro❤️
let’s be honest we all play fought in like the 3rd grade
Finally videos that properly project the general idea of my everyday school/work life.
Funny how I'm watching this with prob thousands of other ppl at the same time
Not rlly
@@calzrr2322 yes rlly
Types of girlfriends part 2 with Olivia
They broke up right 🤦🏾♂️
Thats not gonna happen
He hasn't said that they broke up yet
@@Denis_X2 she made a new ig and he dosent follow her and they don’t follow each other
@@zappyeu3370 oh oof
EVERYONE GO KINGSTON ON THE 29TH !!!!!!!
Why
And what do you mean
Is there a pagger or somsin
Kingston? Nah got this guy called AllAboutBants down dem sides styll. Everyone meet at Croydon on the 1st!!!
@@KayKapone1 come on Croydon ways south and that
Everytime 7 years old gets hurt everyone runs to them and surrounds
the kid who got hurt
And there will only be 1 kid who tells the teacher about it
Nobody:
Johnny: LiOneL MbAPpE
“A couple minutes to like the video”
Im not gonna lie, this has to be the most accurate video I've ever seen. 💀 😂
I had a fight friday last week and yh this is very true😂😂
Imgine seeing him film this just seeing guy having a fotball match alone talking to wall
I want Filmora X as I’ve been getting in to TH-cam and I think it could help out a lot! Also keep the the good vid
👍🌙
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@@lotusisok Thanks 🙏🏼
@@tnv3 no problem😊
TH-cam is so bad that you have to censor the word Fights to get paid
And yet wap isn't age restricted....
@@lacifried I was just about to say that
@@lacifried Yh cuz wap is education because if the wap wasn’t in this world you wouldn’t of existed. We wouldn’t have been made if you know what I mean 😉
@@KayKapone1 ...
@@KayKapone1 wink wink hehe
Nah the year 7 went after the year 10, and the year 10 fr picked him up and carried him outta the courts and walked off
“My Broski G Star” Imao
the one guy who always says " personally I wouldn't take that " hahahhaha
he’s back‼️‼️
That yr 7 was running the school after that