I hope you don't take it this way because I am straight lol but idc I'll say it you are sexy as heck as a vampire girl you rock it! This was very soothing and relaxing your voice those little mouth clicks are just absolutely beautiful I loved it all of your content is great
Veronica C Same, I’m like hella anemic, two pills in the morning two in the night anemic, like the never allowed to donate blood for the rest of my life anemic 😂😂
Everyone's talking about how she made them gay and stuff and I'm just happy because I was offered a juice box. I am a simple creature. edit: (ik i hate when people do this too but I gotta because this have never happened to me before) y'all really blew up a comment about me liking juice boxes smh, thanks tho lmao second edit: everyone in these replies (that are being nice) you are my children now,
There are two reasons why asmr videos have very healthy comment sections. 1- the content is wholesome 2- people are too stressed out and tired to argue or hate😂
It is called "blissful ignorance" Pretty hard to be a REAL member of humanity with REAL perspectives and attitudes, when all you do in life is bury your heads in the sand and waste the days of your lives on excess binging of this MEANINGLESS social media garbage that provides NOTHING to life or human existence. Yall fragile - fact.
Honestly I love imagining the utopian/dystopian futures that must exist in videos like this Like this one for example, where letting a vampire feed on you is perfectly normal and even has legal procedures That aside, this is one of the most relaxing ASMR videos I’ve seen in a while. Keep it going Queen
No one is gonna talk about how GOOD she can talk with those fangs in???? Like when I wore those things on Halloween back in the days I couldn’t speak at all !!!
All other vampire asmr’s are so unrealistic and the people have overbearing makeup and filters. But she is so natural and calming I feel like I really am in this situation. Very impressive.
I seriously feel like this should be a series somehow. Like having multiple sessions with this same vampire character, or even having different vampires somehow altogether. Either way, absolutely love it, keep up the good stuff Slight
can you imagine If vampires actually existed, chances are they could just exist in modern society with no issue. There would be blood markets with different purities and qualities with according prices (like organic, great value, etc). You could sell you blood for money, like the video. Animals used for meat would be drained of blood and would be sold just the same. Maybe human blood would be like a delacacy, and some humans would get kidnapped for 'blood trafficking' by bad people. Vampires could be treated like items, trafficked in the same way. Heck, vampires could assist in the spread and curing of disease.
80% of the comments: I’m gay!! 🏳️🌈 10% of the comments: Why is everyone gay now? 5% of the comments: *insert funny joke here* That last 5% of the comments: I heard somethin’ bout juice boxes?!
we love. I would make a comment but i cant decide wtf i even am. Lesbian with enby sprinkles???? Pansexual???? Am I poly too???? Maybe im just straight but confused????? Maybe im just lesbian? Lesbian with enby half?????? Wtf even is that?
What's with all the gay comments in the comment section? It's just an ASMR video.... (26 minutes later....) If I were a girl, I'd be so gay for this vampire.
Me- *was already gay* Me- *Is still gay but now has a thing for cute girls with cute fangs* Her- see your neck is just not correct- Me- *M e a s u r e a g a i n PLEASE*
this is one of the better vampire asmr vids the other ones are so cliche and they show their fangs off too much they also put them in the wrong place this girl is doing all the right things I applaud you 👏👏👏👏
@@yikesforever4864 I have no idea if you're joking or not, so I'm gonna assume the worst as always, and tell you that boys can't be lesbians, but they CAN be gay.
Her comedic input in this video is so under-recognized. Also, I feel like, whether it’s intentional or not, this video subtly says “that job you have that people might judge you for- it’s valid” and like, sex workers could see this and be like “I’m valid thank you”. Anyway I love Slight Sounds 🥺🥰
@@fernandorodriguez876 another comment in which you are being a homophobe, do you seriously not have a life? do you genuenly have nothing else to do besides posting ridiculous comments?
Oof guys better get used to being gay because all the girls are going after other girls I mean unless your bi or the sexuality that loves all genders (hetero maybe?)
@@cherryccoladragon7611 pan. the word you're looking for is pan. Pansexual means you're attracted to all genders. Heterosexuality means that you are exclusively attracted to the opposite gender from you.
I still keep coming back to this every so often after all these years. it's still one of the most relaxing things your ears and mind can experience for me :D
Im bisexual and proud to be it all the people in the comments r like oH iM gAy nOw but if u were really true to ur sexuality u would not change that quickly because of a pretty girl on an ASMR video
This comment section in a nutshell: Open Lesbians and straight males: *enjoying the video* Lesbians who are stuck in the closet: *confused screaming* Edit: I forgot about my own sexuality somehow so I changed it.
@@divinera8308 Me will wait for my nimmis(everything cats eat I call Nimmis) just sounds cute. And pronounce babies "baabas" Kudos Hailie for making all this shit up.
Me: *looking trough commentsection* Me: i dont get the gay comments as a straight male Me: I liked the video, it was nicely made and the outfit also looks go- Video: You look tasty already My inner me: *scream*
Yea... unless your a first grader you probably won’t understand the gay jokes. I am a straight female and the one thing I don’t understand is how you don’t get it XD
![[ASMR] Art Sculptor Maps/Measures/Photographs You!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UDlpZJ8EG8c/mqdefault.jpg)
Where I got my fangs!
www.amazon.com/Unknown-Vampire-Fangs/dp/B000RUJJAU/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=scarecrow+fangs&qid=1550596797&s=gateway&sr=8-3
Her: *takes blazer off*
Me: *QUESTIONS MY SEXUALITY*
am I straight????
how did amazon not rip you off?
Be careful to any one considering buying these they cause raging lesbianism in any comment sections of any videos you upload to the internet
@@user-re7po raging lesbianism is not the worst outcome.
I hope you don't take it this way because I am straight lol but idc I'll say it you are sexy as heck as a vampire girl you rock it! This was very soothing and relaxing your voice those little mouth clicks are just absolutely beautiful I loved it all of your content is great
"You're one of the best candidates I've seen"
*is anemic*
Your standards must be super low
the blood is prolly sweeter because the weaker parts of the blood cells got squeezed out.
@@dysperdotted lmao that'd make sense I guess
Stop putting yourself down!
Veronica C Same, I’m like hella anemic, two pills in the morning two in the night anemic, like the never allowed to donate blood for the rest of my life anemic 😂😂
Sorry if this is offensive, but what does anemic mean?
What happened to your blood?
“The services we do here are a bit more... intimate”
Me: im listening
“A bit more... thrilling”
*yes*
Haha SO ACCURATE
*Takes off jacket* Please get comfortable dont mind me
Dude, as I read that, she said that
*OHHHHH MYYY*
I came acoss this comment the exact moment it was happening in the video
Her: "Juice boxes"
Me: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
Same
Emma Le I love a ground worm more then my sister...
Same😅😂
The hell?
True that true that
Her: “There have been quite a number of fainting spells”, takes off her jacket
Me: *faints*
*Taking Off Jacket Was Very AFFECTIVE!*
So now your lesbian to bad she does not know u lollllll
Same! I’m just watching that moment now 😳
@@lavendertea1315 Do you even english?
But it didn't work... you didn't faint you feinted
"Your already looking so tasty."
* Choking on tea and blushing profusely* " I- I wh- what
This made me cringe really hard.
@@bonemeat3917 lmao!
r/2meirl4meirl
My gay ass
Kris c: mood
Her: *takes off her jacket*
Me: "Alexa play Careless Whisper"
Mykie would approve lol
Alix Mollay hold this W
GLAM AND GORE?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥
Glam and fire would approve
Her: Please turn around so i can see your neck and head. all the way around
Me, an intellectual: **places phone behind me**
Rowyn Sanchez
This is legit the only comment that made me laugh
Rowyn Sanchez *Outstanding move*
This is beyond science
This king over here living in 3020
*You're too smart for this Earth*
Humans: vampires only drink blood from the neck
Slight Sounds: that is not correct. because according to the encyclopedia of oshdbeksocosvs
Not from juice boxes?
Y'know they might not always do it in the neck becuase people might be uncomfortable with becuase there are major arteries there.
majestic reference
@Xx_ Rash _xX of course, have you not read it? It's only written Hsagvrkjsdfgk obviously.
@6_ Six _6 wdym "we"
Her: we have juice boxes
Me: *say no more*
Is it appel nice though 🤔
Why nice I put juice
If it’s not grape then I’ll take water.
Everyone: *questioning their sexuality*
Me: hehe t o o t h
Hehehe juice box
Oooh sparkles
idk your gender identity but you make me question my sexuality even more, AHHHHHHH
hehe t o o t h e s
Hehe b o o k
Her: You’re just looking so tasty already.
Me: * choking * *hellomynameisgAy*
😅😅 well *cries in asexual*
M E
**cri in bisexual**
not to be that pan girl but i don't even want to get paid to have my blood sucked. she said i looked tasty, we going pro bono
*Dies in str8*
HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “how did I get to this point?” question ?! 😆 I love an asmrtist with insight 🤣
Makeup Break everyone's too busy questioning their sexuality 🤣
Do you have 90 minutes?
Sakura Mango nice
Zachygee412 lol I’m bi so I’m used to it
🙁
*top ten questions scientist still can’t answer*
I am so sleep deprived that when she asked me to turn around to measure my neck i actually turned around on my chair and stared at the wall
Buddy...get some sleep. Please.
Oofscedoof
Nevaeh Badguy same tho
Lmao. :>
same
Her:The services we do here are a little bit more... Intimate.
Me:Whoa
Her:a little bit more... Thrilling
Me:WHOA
Me: How... thrilling, madam vampire. 😎😋
LMAO
Hahahaha omg
I read your comment as soon as she said that. What are the odds 😄
Leffy24 YT sammmeee
14:16 "That is not correct... Because according to the encyclopedia of...."
T h p t h p t h p
Minty Fresh WoW
Her: *takes off coat*
School dress Code: *cracks knuckles* So it's gonna be like that then, eh?
"so, you've chosen death?"
"You've forfeited your life privileges"
“Hand over your kneecap privileges”
Why do I hear boss music 0-o
This entire comment sub comment section got me laughing at 2 am knowing damn well I have school tomorrow and have to wake up in 3 hours
I love how caring and reassuring this is. Like, she knows the person is nervous but wants to put them at ease
Yeah, that's what vampires do, they manipulate us, make us relaxed, than pounce in the blink of and eye. Lol
@@jonathonpoloski917 jeez
"just because you are badguy, does bot mean you are *bad* guy"
Everyone's talking about how she made them gay and stuff and I'm just happy because I was offered a juice box. I am a simple creature.
edit: (ik i hate when people do this too but I gotta because this have never happened to me before) y'all really blew up a comment about me liking juice boxes smh, thanks tho lmao
second edit: everyone in these replies (that are being nice) you are my children now,
Same lol
Sammmmmeee
Screw the money, pay me in juice boxes
I found the ace
I wanna like this but its at 69-
7:34
Her: "This is my favorite scarf, I feel like it matches my soul."
Me: "Oh yeah, same with my scarf"
Her: "You don't have a scarf."
Me: "Correct"
I LOVE THIS
Me with my friends
This tho, I knew I'd find something relatable. ✓
This is SO true, I love it
HurricaneWind hmpf
"We just want to make sure everything is clean"
Me: smiles in covid
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me in adopt me: takes off head
Out of all these good comments this is the first one that genuinely made me laugh
It's been 8 months you ok dude ;_;
me too
"some people might find it enjoyable." Kinky ppl (COUGH) (COUGH)
Very kinky person right here
I feel personally attacked and acknowledged.Thanks.
hi
Yes me
Kelton Savage when your a gangster who also loves asmr (went to your channel, I don’t creep ok.)
*the only shoulders that are ACTUALLY distracting*
aside from when people do the shoulder lean dance.
SkskKsksnnendNs she liked
dymob. wha what
*gay Silence* th-cam.com/video/9aMbD_UFkAM/w-d-xo.html
Nice
Hey Siri, add 'Vampire girls that could probably crush me' to the list, 'kinks I didn't know I had until just now'
bruh ur a sub.
@@hendrik6720 I mean it was a meme but go off
What a mood tho
Fetish unlocked
fetish **100**
Comments
50%: questioning sexuality
30%:talking about that
5%: funny comments
15%: juice box.
This comments section is surprisingly happy. This is honestly why I love these videos. They’re just like a little bubble with no hate.
I hate you.
@@AeonsOfBlight LMAO
its kinda strange how universal it is that asmr comments are just positive all the way down
There are two reasons why asmr videos have very healthy comment sections.
1- the content is wholesome
2- people are too stressed out and tired to argue or hate😂
It is called "blissful ignorance"
Pretty hard to be a REAL member of humanity with REAL perspectives and attitudes, when all you do in life is bury your heads in the sand and waste the days of your lives on excess binging of this MEANINGLESS social media garbage that provides NOTHING to life or human existence.
Yall fragile - fact.
her: you're looking so tasty already
me: *choking on gay* sjfskfhsf t-thanks...
😂😂😂😂
Don’t you just hate when you choke on gay.
K̶i̶k̶s̶ 300 gay away 🐸🍵
@@kiks3002 no u
gay panic
Vampire Slight: "You're one of the best candidates ive seen in.......a while..."
Me: *Has Leukemia* "but..."
I hope you're doing well💞💞
oh my god
you can make it through this !!💗💗
Big oof
I just screamed oh my God
"I can see you're anxious..."
me, a bisexual: yes, that is absolutely because you are a vampire! no other reason!
I’ve been looking for this comment 😂
I just washed my hands... that's why they're wet- no other reason.
Ayo what?
Da fuk😂😂🤨🤔
FRRRRR AJSBQJJSAUW
Me: **making fun of all the “I’m gay” comments**
Her: **bites lip**
Me: hello my name is *g a y*
Ha that's fucking gay.
ZyCo lmfao, I know right!
... wait
and i oop-
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Same
"Pin your hair back"
:cries in buzzcut:
I brushed my hair back anyway. Might as well follow instructions, I've got nothing better to do.
I’m so dumb for taking a while to figure this out, but laughed harder than expected
Angie Martinez It happens to everybody!
I have longer hair than her AnD iM MaLe, pin my hair back indeed
"Bzzt" 😭😭😭
Honestly I love imagining the utopian/dystopian futures that must exist in videos like this
Like this one for example, where letting a vampire feed on you is perfectly normal and even has legal procedures
That aside, this is one of the most relaxing ASMR videos I’ve seen in a while. Keep it going Queen
This is a real thing btw
check unasmr for audios of that sort, they're great
Ephemeral Rift does that to me so damn much
Omg SAME! I thought I was the only one! I love imagining the lore and world building in asmr rps like this!
@@RunWalkCrawl831 explain
No one is gonna talk about how GOOD she can talk with those fangs in???? Like when I wore those things on Halloween back in the days I couldn’t speak at all !!!
They're not the full-mouth ones if that's what you're thinking, they just go over the canines
for all of you gays wondering when she takes of the jacket it’s 2:34
KpopDanceCovers the gays thank you
Aye I see a felix kwkdkkaks
Thanks
@@vay4310 oh god !!!
I just realize there was Felix !!!!
you mean guys? Frankly, it would be gay to not be attracted to her lol
You: what your name
Me: gary
You: that's a pretty name
Me: thanks
You: how do you spell that?
Me: g a r y
LMAO
I'm confused your account name is g e r r y. Splain that!!!!
Alexandra Clark imposter.
Gergich
Gerry is my nickname
You : Juice boxes or water we have them in stock...
Me : *VaMpIrEs HaVe JuIcE bOxEs?!?! i WaNt A jUiCe BoX!!*
@Alainna Martin iF Its iN A boX i dONt cARe!!! GIVE THE THE JUICE!!!
M EEEEE
I wanna be a vampire #freejuiceboxes24/7
fucking love juice boxes tbh
I want a blood bag or a juce box
Her: takes off jacket Literally every girl in red song and album playing at the same time
SugarPixie In space As a straight male, I listen to every single one of her songs and I was thinking about it when I read the comments.
WE FELL IN LOVE IN OCTOBE-
CAUSE ITS LITERALLY A GIRL IN RED
@@seljap_ YAS
Girl in red - Girls
"Some may find it......*enjoyable*"
Me: kinky
i thought of DEH
Heather Fricking Chandler same
I definitely read this in the voice of Hedley Lamar from Blazing Saddles and snort-laughed.
Heather Fricking Chandler same
I read this in Jared's voice.
All other vampire asmr’s are so unrealistic and the people have overbearing makeup and filters. But she is so natural and calming I feel like I really am in this situation. Very impressive.
Yeah, it feels more real.
I seriously feel like this should be a series somehow. Like having multiple sessions with this same vampire character, or even having different vampires somehow altogether.
Either way, absolutely love it, keep up the good stuff Slight
I love your profile pic.... just wow, lol.
i agree omg
If you want to watch pretty vampire girls watch twilight.
Vampire cinematic universe
Hi bergie
Her: "You're looking tasty already."
My bisexual heart: *hhhhnnnngggg*
Same lol🤣💕😍
*MATE YOUR A VAMPIRE, NOT A CAnIbaL*
Cringe
Ew
@Leylan Muhedin 🍖, here u go, champ.
Your makeup and outfit looks so good 😍
Diddly ASMR you are so good!!
ilove your asmr two diddly💜💜
Slight and Diddly, two beauties of nature!
Thanksforthenext
@ Diddly ASMR
Good enough to now be her most watched video! *:D*
can you imagine
If vampires actually existed, chances are they could just exist in modern society with no issue. There would be blood markets with different purities and qualities with according prices (like organic, great value, etc). You could sell you blood for money, like the video. Animals used for meat would be drained of blood and would be sold just the same.
Maybe human blood would be like a delacacy, and some humans would get kidnapped for 'blood trafficking' by bad people. Vampires could be treated like items, trafficked in the same way.
Heck, vampires could assist in the spread and curing of disease.
yeah
We've tried to help humans, but they reject us anyway.
Daybreakers basically covered the blood thing you mentioned
Sounds like that would make a interesting book or better a series
@@alisetalia6211 deus vult infidel
Her: That's a pretty name
Me and my gay panic: ThAnKs I gOt It FoR mY bIrThDaY
OOF THAT'S A MOOD
EXACTLY ME WITH MAH GAY PANICS LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Thanks I picked it out myself
@@leiferikson9884 damn that technically applies to me now aswell 0-0
CosPlay OnWords ayyy, mood
80% of the comments: I’m gay!! 🏳️🌈
10% of the comments: Why is everyone gay now?
5% of the comments: *insert funny joke here*
That last 5% of the comments: I heard somethin’ bout juice boxes?!
😂😂
you're not very good at math xd
Thomas Petrose Yeah... I’m not the best lol
@@Thompson0612 but... that was actually proper, it adds up to 100
I'm not really good either dont worry 🤣
"A little bit more...intimate"
*THE GAY IN ME IS QUAKING*
Gay quaking
Read that as quacking
I’m a brave boy!
Her: *takes off jacket*
Not a brave enough boy for this!
kaedead 0 I understood that reference
What’s the reference
JonTron
JonTron lmao
She was just hot.
I have no idea how every lesbian/bi/pan girl managed to find this video but tbh I’m not complaining.
It’s a refreshing comments section tbh haha
It really is! It’s kinda nice.
Hey I'm not a pan lover I'm a polygraph lover
INSTINCT
I’m bi hiii
This comment section is full of lesbians, straight boys, and bisexuals.Meanwhile, I’m a gay boy and I’m just here to stan
Mr. Inconsistent i’m bi and i can’t get over her fit it’s so stylish
@@geneticallymodified2102 absolutely
@@mr.inconsistent7690 for her u meant ?
we love. I would make a comment but i cant decide wtf i even am. Lesbian with enby sprinkles???? Pansexual???? Am I poly too???? Maybe im just straight but confused????? Maybe im just lesbian? Lesbian with enby half?????? Wtf even is that?
@@howlingwolves6448 are we the same person?!?
She looks and sounds like the love-child of Gibi ASMR and ASMR Glow
😂😂 Sounds just like Gibi
I was saying the same thing lmao
What about SoftlyGaloshes ASMR and ohnips?
Yes
Oml yes
What's with all the gay comments in the comment section? It's just an ASMR video....
(26 minutes later....)
If I were a girl, I'd be so gay for this vampire.
🤣🤣
Well I'm a girl and a lesbian so I could lol
heterosexual kid trying to stay in the chat...
in the end of the video: do I have to be a girl to have a crush on this girl? If so, I'm in.
tbh true
I’m glad that everyone left this video with the sudden desire to be RAILED by a vampire
Or like... gently kissed on the neck but.... y’know.... ..whatever.......
..I’m not saying I’d say NO....
...
Well now that you mention it-
Yall didnt arrive with that? Damn, i must be special
Jokes on you I wanted that when I watched the vampire diaries and Damon Salvatore was just ✨there✨
Imagine having to do all this just to eat, like should I be asking my McDonald's meal to sign a consent form?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂EXATLY MEE
I mean, we gotta have standards you know.
@@Alisibeth_Talia212 wait a minute
Considering the fact what do mc donalds products consist of, you should be the one signing a consent.
@@luriddream 😂😂💀
me: *is kinda tense*
her: _We don't do that here._
I understood that reference
@@unsolicitedd I don't ;3;
@@RavenSutcliffe 7:57
you mean my mom when i tell her i have anxiety?
I SEE A WILD DAZAI
Me- *was already gay*
Me- *Is still gay but now has a thing for cute girls with cute fangs*
Her- see your neck is just not correct-
Me- *M e a s u r e a g a i n PLEASE*
And when she said" the back of your neck is a bit more desirable "
I went from ultra gay to like i dunno ultra mega gay lol
Depressed And Confused bleaze
I am officially a snack.
Sweet or salty
wow I never thought of this video like that. You just blew my mind.
I meannnnnn
Your not wrong😂🙌❤
The only way I'll be a snack.
This may sound strange but vampires running some sort of like, brothel of blood type deal actually sounds like it would make sense
Random Vampire: "You are just looking so tasty already"
Me: …
Also Me: *gasps* why thank
*my reaction too lol*
I very much would love to like this comment but then I will ruin the 420 so take this 💛
My wee wee likes your picture lady
Hey Alexa, add "neck" to my list of insecurities
Me though
Me 😩😩
this needs to be pinned
Just when you thought your butt, crotch and/or boobs are good enough they throw a curveball at you
@@111455 ahhHH TY
My only virtue in life was that I was born delicious.
You deserve catnip
wow it's crazy that no one has made a better vampire audio then this after a whole 5 years
Real
Her- what is your name?
Me- aj
Her- and how do you spell that
Me- aj
Her- yes how do you spell that
Me- aj
aj
But like how is it spelled
aj
aj
Shannon Lyon lol 😂 ya I guess your right
Wow that's a tingly role play! Love it! ♥
Same!!!!!!!
pelegea i love uuuu i follow u for 3years
@@salimsaouti183 lul
Yes I do to agree with you Pelagea💕
Wow you're here too
What the fuck?
I saw all the gay comments and after watching I'm like *jumping on the already gay train*
I'm not gay but if there was a gay train, I would definitely be interested. Sounds way better than a regular train
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 sure is buddy
Wot Bote i am Male am not gaye
for anyone who doesn't like to go into full screen but wants it darker :)
goodnight love
this is so thoughtful, tysm you're awesome💛
The hero’s who don’t wear capes
YOU ARE DOING THE LORD'S WORK THANK YOU SO MUCH
mfw brightness settings:
What a good pet
Vampiresses are getting more and more polite and accommodating, these days. Also, love the ASMR artist's look.
The more polite you are to your live meal, the more its willing to give. :)
@@Blxck.cherri Agreed.
Vampiresses?? Ooh how fancy 😝
@@anticlock404 Yes, well *sniff, sniff--adjusts monocle* I DO pride myself on giving the proper gender titles, when needed..hmm..yes.
Quite right I could fit like a glove though, my neck needs tendering
this is one of the better vampire asmr vids the other ones are so cliche and they show their fangs off too much they also put them in the wrong place this girl is doing all the right things I applaud you 👏👏👏👏
Mom:you sure your not gay
Me:yes mom I’m straight
Mom:ok
Me:*watches this video*
Me: *MOM IM GAY*
Oh cool my brother is lesbian 😀
@@yikesforever4864 I have no idea if you're joking or not, so I'm gonna assume the worst as always, and tell you that boys can't be lesbians, but they CAN be gay.
@@bbcarrioncrow I mean its clearly a joke I'm not *that* stupid you know
@@yikesforever4864 I generally assume the worst in everything. It's nothing personal.
Glad I'm a dude
“Could you please state your name before I let you enter?”
Me: Jeff
“That’s a pretty name”
“Some people find it enjoyable”
**Raises Hand**
DAS ME
*sips juice box* not a clue what you mean
And me
Me too 😂
she protecc
she atacc
but most importantly
i'm her snacc :D
MY MIND WENT GAYLY ( I can't say straight) TO THE GUTTER
@@desolatepersonnumber3612 NOW THAT YOU SAY IT, SAYING SHE ATE ME WAS NOT A VERY KID-FRIENDLY THING TO SAY LMAO
This deserves to be higher up. If youtube worked like that, I'd bump this post in a heartbeat. Wait...does it?
That sounds wrong
Lucky😕
Me about to die
Dad : who did this to you?
Me : a vampire
Dad : why did you let the va..
Me : BEcAusE ShE WaS FriEndLy.. and I needed money
Was it the juice box, hun?
@@amycarey5743 but I love juice boxes
🤣🤣😂
ShE GaeV mE juiCeeBOx!
I think u should have dranken the water
Her comedic input in this video is so under-recognized. Also, I feel like, whether it’s intentional or not, this video subtly says “that job you have that people might judge you for- it’s valid” and like, sex workers could see this and be like “I’m valid thank you”. Anyway I love Slight Sounds 🥺🥰
Am i the only one that just relaxed listening to her ._.
I think it’s why people watch her
Nope I relaxed
In fac- **SNORE**
And what am I, chopped liver?
Lol this comment section is so gay and wholesome I love it
Why
fockin great what is hm
fockin great why are you in my basement
Why x2
@@keyboardgirl1234 you what
7:57 "I can tell you're still very tense"
It's the queer panic
*mood* lmfao
*ma’am this is a Wendy’s drive though*
@@KatzeBabes ill have 2 number nines a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, a number 7 with cheese, 2 number 45' and a large soda
@@gabecarter6599 *sorry you’re about 5 months too late*
Her: *takes off her jacket
Every lesbian: oh shi-
HHHHHHHHHHHH-
IT WAS LIKE:
Her: *Takes off jacket*
Me: *HEART STARTS BEATING FAST AND I SMILE*
ok you didnt have to expose me like that
Yea but the sound I almost feel asleep from her taking off her jacket cus of the sound lol but I’m only 9 and I’m straight
literally me
Don’t forget the bisexual umm I’m just in the corner drinking juice boxes so don’t mind me
Seems like all the queer girls on asmr youtube found their way to this channel somehow. Well played, algorithm, well played
Queer girls? You mean LESBIANS
@@silentwatcher4883 Scissor sister, ftfy
@@silentwatcher4883 😂😂 bisexuals incoming in 3... 2...1...
BISEXUAL THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Dear God you're right!
*Heterosexual has left the chat*
I'm still here 🙋♂️
( but LGBT still didn't left 😐)
*homosexual broke the chat*
FaLSe...
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
Im here but something in me is quaking yall
Me: *eating chips in the corner* Nah, I'm still here but like... gay question mark?
this is all lesbians on tumblr
omg thanks for all the likes
They're all here.
her: did you drink the recommended amount of water before coming in?
me: frick now i have to drink water because the pretty lady said i have to.
For money? Basically I'm the prostitute in this situation I guess.
Why pay people to feed when you can just lock them in a room with a kitchen, shower, toilet , bed, and tv to feed on whenever you please?
@@ratedasmr7811 idk really
This has affirmed any suspicions I had that I was bi.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
geekosaurus Your profile pic really adds to this whole comment
@@colasupernova2196 thank you.
No problem I'll see u un next week's ted talk
*in
That is me in a bottle
My gf: Whatcha waktching?
Me: Uh... uh... uhhhhhhhhhhhh....
#Content
Ur dead lamo
good thing i dont have 1 *cries internally*
Sounds like your girlfriend and you have to find a nice roleplay to enjoy together.
everyone else: o wow- she literally turned me gay
my gay self: oo- she offered me a juice box!??
We need more respect for *Juice boxes*
@@prestnaaa yes.we.do!
🤮
@@fernandorodriguez876 another comment in which you are being a homophobe, do you seriously not have a life? do you genuenly have nothing else to do besides posting ridiculous comments?
When she asked for Consent I got even more excited🙈
ah yes consent is a kink
@@ozzymanson8447 lmao
*BUT MOOOOM THE VAMPIRES HAVE JUICE BOXES :(*
Edit: lmao thanks for the likes (2-23-19)
Oh shit they do? Blood suddenly doesn't sound so bad.
My mom would have screeched bible quotes at me.
@Michaelflash123s stuff god wouldn't help.
I’m crying lol
Mum:WAIT WHAT THEY DO BITCH GET THE CAR
This video: *gets released*
The news the next morning: FEMALE HETEROSEXUALITY HAS DROPPED TO 0%
Oof guys better get used to being gay because all the girls are going after other girls
I mean unless your bi or the sexuality that loves all genders (hetero maybe?)
@@cherryccoladragon7611 pan. the word you're looking for is pan. Pansexual means you're attracted to all genders. Heterosexuality means that you are exclusively attracted to the opposite gender from you.
I've been cucked
Oof
Rae T
Yeah! There are two sexes, not genders!
I still keep coming back to this every so often after all these years. it's still one of the most relaxing things your ears and mind can experience for me :D
Her: *takes off her jacket*
Me: *blinks in straight*
Chicken Nugget
hello chicken mcnugget
Me: Phf all these jacket comments can’t be that spicy
*jacket comes off*
Me: *gay screaming*
I was like nr 69
Me:*straight screaming*
Me to me: *don't steal her fucking jacket, you cheapskate twit*
You guys are the people who make schools put rules against shoulders in the dress code 😔
“Intimate” ... ”ground rules”. Ok I like were this is going.
Well, even vampires need a safe word.
*gay happiness*
@@Alisibeth_Talia212 you are my favourite person in this comments secrion now
@@mirandahamilton5753 Thanks.
Me a asexual dude: alright
Me five minutes in: *NERVOUS SWEATING*
As a demisexual, I felt this on some level
Im bisexual and proud to be it all the people in the comments r like oH iM gAy nOw but if u were really true to ur sexuality u would not change that quickly because of a pretty girl on an ASMR video
@@CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs my man its a joke
@@revenant849 try "my girl" cuz im a woman but I know its a joke my dude
@@CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs time to anger you
"How do you spell that exactly?" Me: "V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-T" Her: "what a pretty name"
Avada cadavra!
@@neonstudios5525 YO, CEDRIC JUST GOT FUCKING BODIED
Thomas No Last Name DUDE😭😭
We've been bamboozled
Bruh you couldn’t even kill a toddler you have no power and your fan club of Emos who kill unicorns aren’t very nice
"What's your name?"
Me: Throckmorton Kingkrusher
"That's a very pretty name"
Me, on the verge of tears: t-thank you
That is one amazing name
That name rocks
This comment section in a nutshell:
Open Lesbians and straight males: *enjoying the video*
Lesbians who are stuck in the closet: *confused screaming*
Edit: I forgot about my own sexuality somehow so I changed it.
Can't forget the bi people
@@izzywoods7606 Can't belive I forgot about bisexuals when I myself am bi.
Gay guys and straight girls: where do I buy this outfit, so fucking pretty, it's SpArKlInGhh
@@redzgaming6880 This is the bisexual experience.
what about the pansexuals XD
Everybody in the comments : im gay now
Me already being bisexual : teehee
*t e e h e e*
//tee hee//
tEe hEe👀
*tehe*
Me as a Pansexual:
*C H A O T I CL A U G H T E R*
imagine being a vampire and having to wait 26 minutes before feeding like ain’t nobody got time for that
blue floyd well I’m pretty sure every strait male and gay female me gladly disagree with that. 😂
Rah12 - 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your profile picture makes this even better 😂😂😂
@@divinera8308 Me will wait for my nimmis(everything cats eat I call Nimmis) just sounds cute. And pronounce babies "baabas" Kudos Hailie for making all this shit up.
Doh! and sorry about your sister. That was my bad.
Her~ "Do you need a juice box"
Me~ *chokes in gay*
Me: *looking trough commentsection*
Me: i dont get the gay comments as a straight male
Me: I liked the video, it was nicely made and the outfit also looks go-
Video: You look tasty already
My inner me: *scream*
Gay comments coming from female viewers. As a straight male myself, I can concur, *takes off jackets Me: "Definitely NOT Gay" haha.
Yea... unless your a first grader you probably won’t understand the gay jokes. I am a straight female and the one thing I don’t understand is how you don’t get it XD
@@Molly_coin so you're saying middle school and high school students are right? The power of shoulders is too great for either gender to resist?
Her: *takes off jacket*
Me: ...now, who is biting who, exactly??
@@glowingmonster as a bisexual middle schooler I can concur that this is true