Metalhead Makes Pizza Thrash
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- Chris teaches you how to make a pizza (thrash)
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Hey fellas, been trying to buy your merxh since this video came out, 4th attempt just now, I go through paypal and do all the steps and it redirects me to your sight but goes whitescreen and nothing finalizes. Not Thrash. May wanna look into it.
T H E B A T T L E APRON
get your shit together man what is that body you used to be arnold shwarzeniger man cmon work out a little than you be amazing looking and moshing
rip baloff
If you want to cook my homemade "Jack-the-Ripper pork", then I can mail you the recepie... It is a slow cooking recepie, so there are plenty of hours to drink beer.
That battle apron is the coolest thing I've seen since the horror vest.
Yeah it is. I want to make one but I'm also building a a collection of special battle jackets
Putrid gang hehe
That sounds dope
Anyone got a link to the horror vest video??
@@ethancampbell7773 th-cam.com/video/cXuYSybWqQQ/w-d-xo.html
Future video how to make a battle apron lol
Of course only Chris would have a battle apron over his actual battle vest!
Dude as soon as I saw that apron I wanted to make one
Have you herd of my grandma
@@fuckingslayer6663 Yes, her sauce was great.
Chris I have to say her orphan blood sauce was very tasty
The fucking pocket cheese fanny pack omfg
How about cooking lamb???? Not of god just lamb
Cooking with Dean Lamb)
I prefer goats, as in Goatwhore
Showdoze cooking dean lamb*
Chris sounds like he's being held hostage
he is, by karpizzle.
RIP Karpizzle
lol
7:09 cocaine bomb
You can't get more 80's metal than that
Someone gets it.
Hair metal as hell
Dude you should totally get a patent on the battle apron, gonna make a lot of money
but he doesn't own the rites to the bands on them. Not sure how that would work
*Gene Simmons intestifies*
I didn't know that gene Simmons likes jhofffilms
@@ofekzilbershtein9614 agreed
Oh No, Kiss's Bassist Is Back...
I swear this man is gonna our beer in the pizza, I haven’t watched a minute and I know how it’s gonna go
now this is a cooking show i can get behind
Go check out the Vegan Black Metal Chef for more metal cooking it’s awesome
I'm sure that some of the basil was weed
Tell no one.
@@ThrashedTV real chris?
Yep that’s him
Well it is legal in Canada and I've had hemp seeds on pizza and it's really tasty just don't cook them or you'll destroy the nutritional value
I had 8 weed plants in my yard, although they were not mine.
We thought the day would never come..... BUT NOW ITS HERE HELL YEAH
ASK AND YE SHALL GET
The Day That Never Comes
Nice terifier pfp, fast and aggressive as all thrash should be 🤘🏻
When your early to a video and the comment section is full of people saying "first"
i love how theres always at least 50 ppl claiming first
FIRST
Lol
Forest of darkness only posers say first
@@ohyuh6238 exactly!
That battle apron is beautiful. 🤘nice vid this was a fun idea.
Thanks dude!
It Would Be So Cool If You Guys Did "When Metalheads Play Board/Card Games"
I've been waiting for this masterpiece
He should've spelled SLAYER with the pepperoni
So I would hope that gaming with Chris is coming next.
Do you guys want me to do retro gaming on my SNES? If enough people are interested we can make this happen!
@@ThrashedTV man I'd be down to watch that hopefully you can get enough interested to start it stay thrash 🤘.
I would love to see that happen, classic gaming with Chris would be beautiful
Chris Soutsos yes!
wait, did you actually take my suggestion? this is insane! 🤘
As a Greek who lives in Canada, whats more important to you? Maple syrup or olive oil?
"Make like your high school yearbook, and grab some pepperonis" I felt that
the first thing i thought seeing this was "oh no"
Thia sounds a lot like Dining with Dickey...
5:46 "Drinks the tomato sauce instead of beer"
Burped garlic for days.
@@ThrashedTV 😂😂
Good things: self-made Pizza, homegrown herbs, beer counter, canada fanny pack, battle apron, garlic, background metal, face mask, mom's recipe, three-cheese-pizza, drinking all of the sauce
Bad things: spilled beer, poor patches are gonna get the bad filth, pepperoni before the first layer of cheese
Thank
13:11 Oooooo Macho Man! I need my glasses! LMAO 😄🤘
Also, that is a pretty cool battle apron Chris!
Ok, we NEED one of these videos every week
- Fuckin stinks, man
- What stinks?
- Either you or the food, I can't tell
As a fellow mediterrainean metal head, this is indeed the way to cook a pizza.
Everyone has to comment municipal waste and havok now
Buy my toaster
Does anybody know the song playing in the background of the video? I'm curious, I like it a lot.
Chris is so Ricky with that clearing stick lol.
That sexmortus intro
N U T
Battle apron 🤘🤘🤘🤘😂😂😂
What a time to be alive folks. We are witnessing the BIRTH of the Battle Apron.
if every cooking show looked like this, I would be a freaking chef or something
Yeah I’m gonna have to make myself a battle apron now
I tripped on beer in the pit and dislocated my knee
this is my new favorite channel
The chaotic energy from this video is insane
I'm Italian and this pizza looks FUCKING GOOD! 🤘
That apron is sick
That´s the video we needed. HELL YESS!
the cheese was fucking glorious and the battle apron is blessed
Is Conan the same person as Uncle Sasquatch?
if not they look the same, wtf
There’s no other channel like JhofFUCKINFilms
Life Is All About Music, Drinking Beer & Making Pizza At The Same Time 🔥🍕🍺 (Making Messes Too)
(Playing Videos Games Too)
Gordon Ramsay , get out of here.
The pocket cheese🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching this as a cook hurts bro.
Watching this as an Italian hurts
@@dystrvkt 🤣Siamo in due.
As a half Italian who has worked in kitchens, this hurts me too.
@@dystrvkt si, molto
Why is his hats brim bent up
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t have shit on Chris
you should put slayer with pepperoni
1:53 I love how you cleared the table with the hockey stick like Ricky in Trailer Park Boys. Also make more cooking with Chris this video is fucking great!
One and only one person disliked this lmao who are you and why are you so sadistic
chris has taught me more than my schools
nothing more metal than two whole bottles of pink whitney
Sadly we won’t get pesticides with “Chris” anymore 😔
Logo Got Me Fucked Up A Bit..."Cooking Chris With"
Part 2 title will be called *Poutine Thrash* maybe?
Dining with Dickey has been replaced.
Look at that SICK USA Jackson RR1 V!!!
The battle apron is amazing
0:09
Cooking Chris with
remind anyone else of the dickey dines show dinning with dickey lol
Alright Mr Canadian man, you're teaching us we're learning, love you Dude and love the apron too. I always lick the lid, doesn't everybody?
Oh hell to the fucking yeah!
I freaking enjoy these guys so much...brighten up my day 🤘
Thanks for watching my dude!
I’m Palestinian and the garlic and olive oil thing is absolutely 100000% factual.💀
Onions are also a must.
as a (quarter) italian metalhead, i can confirm that this is correct technique (i am also in physical pain)
Love the battle apron
For your next video, you should make beer bread. My grandma made if for me and it slaps hard
yooooo imma look into this receipe
Bro, don't put ur grandma and slaps hard in the same sentence!
Teach the world about poutine next. Mad love from TEXAS.
but can we make a *_death_* taco
(Tips Beers Over) **Upset Beer is on Floor**
He’s the angry video game thrasher
Real you is just as funny as persona you also I’m surprised you weren’t playing guitar hero or one of the Tony hawk games that has a rock/metal soundtrack
the good trailer park boys cleaning method.
Learn yeah uh, Teach you! 🤙🤘
he did it. boys he fucking did it
No one:
Chris: where’s my beer
Pizza + WWF and Super Mario on SNES + Mountain Dew = the perfect party
oh no all your fans are gonna start wearing battle apron to gigs now
The Ricky hockey stick reference yes
Fuck I love the Eye of Saturn art on the new shirts 🤘⛧ RIP Lemmy
What's more canadian than smoking beer cans with a hockey stick
Please make spanakopita for episode 2
I made Spanakopita last week. 😋
As an italian thrasher, I'm fucking pissed off. This pizza isn't thrash enough.
Varg be like 28 stab wounds
I would love to cook with Chris
I would love to teach him how to cook. 🤣
Hockey gloves as oven mitts. You would 🤣
WHAT A FUCKIN LEGEND
I want that battle apron ~
Thanks for the vid. That crust looks amazing
You gotta get Julian to taste test it at the end or something
Who's the guy who dislikes 0.666 seconds after a video is posted?
This dude is funny as hell
Hell bent...hell bent for pizza!!🎶🎵🎶
Thank u for being a rocker that actually puts rock as background music in a video. No one does😤
But what are you gonna do if the battle apron gets dirty?
I had long hair but I’ll grow back if I want
As an Italian I expected it to be sooo much worse, at least you didn't shmutz ketchup on it
that apron looks better than my actual vest
fuck