That horrifying moment when you try to vomit up 5 lbs of sugar-free gummy bears to get some relief and nothing but liquid comes up. The seething gelatinous mass now seeks a different exit.
I don't know if its the fact that I haven't slept in 24 hrs, or the fact that it's 2am or both, but this has to be my favorite comment on all of youtube. Someone get this man a nobel peace prize
I know it’s an “old” one, but I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. I’m sitting here in tears at my desk while trying to compose myself before teaching my next class. Thank you LA Beast. You have my sub for life.
Eats the entire bag, projectile vomits, gets explosive diarrhea, and bemoans the challenge as the worst thing he's ever done in his life, but still gives the product 3 out of 5 stars on his Amazon review. Mad respect.
You know, I feel like there’s something wrong with the impulse to go like “hey guys watch me puke” yet something g even worse about the fact that I watched it and found it very satisfying.
It has to be fake. It would have to be earth shatteringly loud for it to be recorded that loud from so far from the laptop. That said, who cares, it's still funny as all hell
As a grandmother well into my 60s with my glass full of wine and my curiosity at a 100 on a scale of 1 to 50, I am left speechless with awe and respect, sir. Bravo. Also, call your mother, or someone, so she knows you're all right. Hugs
One of the reviews, "I brought two bags of these to my son's school for their Harvest party because of the new sugar free and healthy eating initiatives. All appeared well. The kids were thrilled to have something that wasn't carrot sticks or clementine pumpkins. Within a few minutes the munchkins had polished off the first bag and were tearing into the second. We started bobbing for apples and playing haunted house bingo. Twenty minutes later the kid in the purple monster costume started growling. It turns out it wasn't his voice, but his stomach. The teacher asked my son to walk the child down to the bathroom, so I followed them into the hall. The child's zipper appeared to be stuck and could not be budged. Suddenly the floodgates opened and hot gravy began pooling around the monster's shoes. I told my son to get help. As he turned around to head back into the classroom, he slipped in the sludge, ironically soiling his Winnie the Pooh costume. Meanwhile, two more afflicted children were on their way to the restroom and tripped over my son in their panicked pace. As soon as Elsa smelled the putrid fumes, she began to vomit in Rapunzels hair. At this point another parent rushed into the hallway with a desperate Minion. She took one despicable look at our situation and ran back into the room. I followed them in an effort to recruit assistance. And that is when I witnessed something that will haunt me forever. Children were screaming. The teacher was holding a storm trooper as he stood helplessly in the room's only trash can. The apple basin was filled with a rancid smelling rainbow stew of partially digested hummus, veggies, apples and bears. Unfortunately the school does not have windows that open, and a mom was spraying autumn leaf freshener in a futile attempt to cover the stench. At that point the school secretary made the announcement that students should line up in the hallway for the pumpkin parade around the school. As the neighboring classrooms entered the hallway, the smog hit their nose and they began to run. Several second graders slipped in the remaining smears in front of our door. More retching resulted in further contamination of our only exit. We desparately attempted to evacuate the room before more student evacuated their pants. Two of us placed plastic shopping bags over our hands like gloves and passed children through the doorway and over the worst of the wreckage. It was decided that the best course of action at this point was to enact an early dismissal and allow parents an opportunity to take students home. Because the disaster originated in our room, students were quarantined in the gym and not allowed to ride the bus. Our school was closed for two days as kids were tested for a norovirus. Multiple visits to doctors confirmed the same causation. Irritable bowels from ingestion of sugar substitutes. Fortunately the children recovered quickly than I did. Forget haunted houses. I pass out every time I see a gummy bear." Edi,t Thanks for 100 likes Edit, Wow 200 likes
Watching these 10 year old videos and knowing he still uploads is like rewatching a show where youre worried your favorite character is gonna die but you know they don't cuz you've already watched the series and they're fine
An all time classic! Let's not forget the finer details in the finale: the Glade air fresher in the window sill, the horrified spider on the counter witnessing the explosion, the empty toilet paper role and alas the movement of the shower curtain from the shockwave, bravo!
I've been on the planet for 21 years. I've heard some sounds in my life. I've also had my fair share of violent shits. But that sound and catastrophic shit at 13:02 is THE most incredible and rewarding piece of audio I've ever had the privilege of listening to. For that, I and the L.A Beast community thank you. Bless
i had gastro enteritis for nearly 2 weeks a few years back, gut ache then violent anal explosions pebbledashing the toilet every 3 hours or so... my hole was not surprisingly red raw..... you wouldnt think a human being could produce as much gas as i was 😲...
@@douglasthompson1724 his condition is called "acute hyper-sugar-emicgelatinizedbearshitemia". acute meaning no history of disease, hyper meaning high, sugar-emic meaning sugar free, gelatinizedbear in reference to gummy bears, and shitemia meaning presence in shit. High sugar-free gummy bear presence in shit.
+Loop Stricken It's not actually a laxitive in the strictest sense. It's a type of sugar alcohol called xylitol which is not broken down by the human digestive tract, but intestinal bacteria go absolutely nuts with it. The end result is the same as eating a lot of prunes.
It was my last class of the semester, and the final exam was worth 30% of our grade. After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep. My stomach later regretted this decision, and after several uncomfortable stomach growls, I finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test. Since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer, a lot of items were on sale, including the snacks and candy that they kept up front. Being in the hungry state that I was in, it felt only logical to pick the largest, yet least expensive candy in order to get more bang for my buck. And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free. "What a deal!" I thought naïvely. I would eat one bag before my test, and one bag afterwards. As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on those abominable little bastards, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash upon my poor, poor anus. I sat down at my desk as the professor informed us that, due to issues with cheating in the past, restroom breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam. "I'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now; this will be your last chance. Any takers?" The demon bears hadn't released their unholy necromancy upon my stomach yet, so in my moment of ignorant foolishness, I remained seated, still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs. After the students wise enough to take the professor's offer had returned, the professor handed out the test. I was six questions in when it happened. It started subtly at first, almost like a slight tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. Little did I know that my intestines were trying desperately to warn me of the horror that was on the horizon. By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse. By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach. I kept fighting through my exam, clenching my cheeks with all my might. Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads. At this point, nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels. With 15 questions left, I promptly wrote C for every answer and ran out of the classroom. My professor yelled something, but I was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before I could find sweet, sweet relief. I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat. It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life. After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears. I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan. Not only did they cause me to fail my final test, but the anguish I experienced is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface.
*If this is the first time you've tried these candies, we recommend 1/4th of a serving size.* LA Beast: I'm Gonna Eat the Whole Bag!! That's why we love him.
I’m homeless and have had a pretty tough day with people hassling me. Then I sat down to watch this guy for hours and smoke weed and now life isn’t so bad
That sucks, mate. There's always gonna be someone out there. You'll find her. For now, just enjoy L. A. Beast have the bowel exorcism of a lifetime in the name of science.
As a lifelong sufferer of IBS, I was actually shouting "Don't do it!" at the beginning of the episode (even though I already knew the outcome). I shed a tear watching this rectal snuff film.
It's the music. It's always the music that does it for me. Like you're listening to this spiritual, deeply peaceful music while watching this agonizing man explosively vomit his intestines out.
I was laughing at the video, then multiple comments buttered me up but when I read this comment I laughed harder than I ever laughed in my entire life.
The sound of you shitting your guts out made me laugh so hard my sides literally had a ripping pain surging through them for about 20 minutes. You. Are a fucking riot. This is grade A entertainment right here.
You know who the real unspoken victim in this video is? That poor tarantula forced to be in a cage in that bathroom. The horrible things that poor spider smells. One like to pay respect to that poor spider.
Ohhh boy 2019 seriously? I remember some guys were commenting on my TH-cam account all the way back when you could do that recommending me to watch L.A Beast, this guy has been on my video sideline ever since I was 10 years old I am 22 years old now, this guy is a legend always will be
I visited America a couple weeks before this video came out. I thought I had a parasite, I legitimately ate the whole bag over 2 weeks and never realised why my ass needed a priest every single day. It was a horrible experience but thinking back.. I’m so proud of myself. I just wish this video came out a little earlier.
Haribo Gummi bears / gummi candy has always been my go to candy back in the day. Thank god I didn't care about sugar in candy back then (even though I switched to Coke zero, Vitamin Water zero and chewed sugarless gum).
I don't think so. One time, I had diarrhea for 1 week straight. My mother had me go on a temporary diet of non-acidic foods and I was better than ever within 3 days. Some time later, I had the same issue, but this time, I was like, "Fuck it." and took some Kaopectate. It worked overnight.
I must admit when humanity is long gone but one single video of evidence for our existence remained...this would be well representative of what happened to us no matter what the actual cause was.
Why do companies make food like this, it's so half-assed. "Yeah we finally made sugar free gummy bears - that taste near enough the exact same" "That's great" "But, they can give you chronic and explosive diarrhea - with intestinal cramping and rectal bleeding" "Oh just put a warning on the back, I'm sure it'll be fine"
I still love to come back to this. The pure force of the stream of shit and the fact that there’s no toilet paper on the roll make me cry laughing 😂 you truly are f’ing nuts and I love ya Beast 👍🏻
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10 years later and this video is still peak artistic mastery.
I don't know about y'all but this shit 11:27
Truly.
i saw him drink a gallon of expired chunky milk and i almost puked too
bravo vince gilligan
"It feels like Mount St. Helens just exploded from my ass"
I just watched a guy gain 5 pounds in an hour, then he lost 10 pounds within 30 seconds. I think he's dead. What's wrong with me.
A7Tek. Lololololo lolol
lol
That is so true I’m scared to eat gummy bears now
Golden Armor 27 It’s the sugar free gummies that do this.
Isaiah he also *ate an entire bag*
That horrifying moment when you try to vomit up 5 lbs of sugar-free gummy bears to get some relief and nothing but liquid comes up. The seething gelatinous mass now seeks a different exit.
Sounds like an SCP lmao
Imagine a horde of Brown Bears bombrushing your B hole. Thats it.
@@joshuakuehn wtf it does 🤣
I don't know if its the fact that I haven't slept in 24 hrs, or the fact that it's 2am or both, but this has to be my favorite comment on all of youtube. Someone get this man a nobel peace prize
O
do u think he looks at gummy bears 10 years later and shivers
That's like me with tequila
@@evanmarschand9930😂😂😂
Me but with cough syrup
LMAO he liked this
Fun fact, they stopped selling the sugarfree gummy bears, discontinued because of the whole trend and reviews that said they were so laxative. 😂
THIS MAN CLEANED OUT HIS COLON BY EATING CANDY! DOCTORS HATE HIM
Lmfao great
Yes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ONE SECRET THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANYS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT
All it needs is a clickbait thumbnail with a giant arrow pointing at nothing
“This is worse than drinking the 3L bottle of olive oil.” Is an under rated line.
It honestly perfectly sums up the entire channel really well lol
First he's shitting oil, and now he's shitting gas. Very noble of him to try to single-handedly replace Russias energy export!
For some reason I'm still laughing about "my teeth feel dry"
He said it casually though and I was like “bruh?”
WOOOOOOOooooooo!!!
The good old days of TH-cam where you could shit on camera and still be monetized
SmellTheL 💀💀💀
Yeah the good old times
Yeah you said this in your other comment
When i go to the trend section i only see shitting session on camera...
Scott G. With a name like SmelltheL; what do you expect?
I’m never upset when this video shows up still 10 years later. Absolute classic. Tasteful acoustics of absolutely ripping it on the toilet. S tier
@@conrad9398 🤮🤮
I know it’s an “old” one, but I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. I’m sitting here in tears at my desk while trying to compose myself before teaching my next class. Thank you LA Beast. You have my sub for life.
Dude your comment had me crying laughing picturing that XD
Show your students the video
Same!
Bappo Jujubes in the name of human science , he must!
Me too lol
Eats the entire bag, projectile vomits, gets explosive diarrhea, and bemoans the challenge as the worst thing he's ever done in his life, but still gives the product 3 out of 5 stars on his Amazon review. Mad respect.
bet they did taste pretty good at first
@@dannyholley
He always says that’s the worse one!🤮
The fact he keeps some distance between his mouth and the toilet so we can see the color of his vomit is COMMITMENT TO THE ART
I really like the "picking up the camera and placering it" part. The whole thing is gold
You know, I feel like there’s something wrong with the impulse to go like “hey guys watch me puke” yet something g even worse about the fact that I watched it and found it very satisfying.
i call it experience lmao
@@ЛйлиТеоьДворянствоif he was really that ill, he wouldn’t be able to place his camera / laptop correctly while being ill. I call bs.
@@AmyAberrant100% not staged I’ve watched enough of his videos to know he doesn’t do that
Man that ass rip at the end was so severe his colon must have warped light speed into another time zone
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂
That is quite possibly the most violent sound of ass ripping that I have ever heard.
ClayMoore hahahhaha. TBH it was sort of glorious lollll
@@nothin1456 that's why they I call it "the glory hole"
Yes, simply wonderful!
It has to be fake. It would have to be earth shatteringly loud for it to be recorded that loud from so far from the laptop. That said, who cares, it's still funny as all hell
Akerfeldtfan wellit was 5 lbs of laxatives
My recommended videos are never going to recover after watching this.
delete watch history. you're welcome.
Lmfao!!
i dont think this guy's insides have either
hahaha
hahahah
As a grandmother well into my 60s with my glass full of wine and my curiosity at a 100 on a scale of 1 to 50, I am left speechless with awe and respect, sir. Bravo. Also, call your mother, or someone, so she knows you're all right. Hugs
I love you!... you're a good mom
7 years late but I like the thought lol
@@MrFreefonix420 hahah
Awe, your so wholesome. You sound like my grandmother. Hope you are doing alright!
I hope she's still alive
The pain he goes through just to entertain us. Mass respect.
Hey dude! This video is 9 years old!!
@@coolmane76 I know
@@coolmane76now 10
And..he also still does it
@@coolmane76still holds up. Wait ..im sorry, your comment is 8 months old!
The short amount of time it takes to position the camera at the perfect angle and then go puke is impressive
Don't forget that shit shot
He's a professional
His at pratice lol his gone to the bathroom to either shit or throw up multiple times lol his a beast!
@@matthewtarleton6305 even more impressive imo
He has considerable experience
"I can't make it." - the last words that tarantula heard
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
underrated comment
@@swipe3696 ahaha 🤣 for sure
@Scrap Baby yup
r/cursed comments
I love how even though he went through all of that, he still gave it three stars on Amazon.
PIERRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
@@abdullaalsaleh Abdulla, what the hell? How'd you even know it was me, this is my other account?
@@user-qk3vo7tp1h Your uploads gave it away.
@@user-qk3vo7tp1h ?
@@user-qk3vo7tp1h the reunion of the century
Anyone here in october 2024?
Yes
Yes
came from that one tiktok too huh
Yes 🫡😂
yep
There's no toilet paper because this requires a shower.
@Scrap Baby LMAO 🤣
1/2 bag I used 6 rolls of Kirkland Signature's good stuff.
Ayyyy, 420 likes
@@Gamma7DroidSecurity lol I didn't even realize my comment had this many likes 💯
A shower and a good cry at the same time.
Skittles: "Taste the rainbow."
Haribo: "Sh*t the rainbow."
Underrated comment
Ha
Lol
🤣
7 years and we finally have a winner for the best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣
One of the reviews, "I brought two bags of these to my son's school for their Harvest party because of the new sugar free and healthy eating initiatives. All appeared well. The kids were thrilled to have something that wasn't carrot sticks or clementine pumpkins. Within a few minutes the munchkins had polished off the first bag and were tearing into the second.
We started bobbing for apples and playing haunted house bingo. Twenty minutes later the kid in the purple monster costume started growling. It turns out it wasn't his voice, but his stomach. The teacher asked my son to walk the child down to the bathroom, so I followed them into the hall. The child's zipper appeared to be stuck and could not be budged. Suddenly the floodgates opened and hot gravy began pooling around the monster's shoes.
I told my son to get help. As he turned around to head back into the classroom, he slipped in the sludge, ironically soiling his Winnie the Pooh costume. Meanwhile, two more afflicted children were on their way to the restroom and tripped over my son in their panicked pace.
As soon as Elsa smelled the putrid fumes, she began to vomit in Rapunzels hair. At this point another parent rushed into the hallway with a desperate Minion. She took one despicable look at our situation and ran back into the room.
I followed them in an effort to recruit assistance. And that is when I witnessed something that will haunt me forever. Children were screaming. The teacher was holding a storm trooper as he stood helplessly in the room's only trash can. The apple basin was filled with a rancid smelling rainbow stew of partially digested hummus, veggies, apples and bears.
Unfortunately the school does not have windows that open, and a mom was spraying autumn leaf freshener in a futile attempt to cover the stench. At that point the school secretary made the announcement that students should line up in the hallway for the pumpkin parade around the school.
As the neighboring classrooms entered the hallway, the smog hit their nose and they began to run. Several second graders slipped in the remaining smears in front of our door. More retching resulted in further contamination of our only exit.
We desparately attempted to evacuate the room before more student evacuated their pants. Two of us placed plastic shopping bags over our hands like gloves and passed children through the doorway and over the worst of the wreckage.
It was decided that the best course of action at this point was to enact an early dismissal and allow parents an opportunity to take students home. Because the disaster originated in our room, students were quarantined in the gym and not allowed to ride the bus.
Our school was closed for two days as kids were tested for a norovirus. Multiple visits to doctors confirmed the same causation. Irritable bowels from ingestion of sugar substitutes. Fortunately the children recovered quickly than I did. Forget haunted houses. I pass out every time I see a gummy bear." Edi,t Thanks for 100 likes Edit, Wow 200 likes
Ryan K How this story has only reached 9 likes? This is pure gold
Batu's Monk Took me awhile to find this
Ryan K To find what?
edit: Nevermind, you got the story from the reviewers
American Sheepeople Why
Ryan K Don't bother, just mean people
Watching these 10 year old videos and knowing he still uploads is like rewatching a show where youre worried your favorite character is gonna die but you know they don't cuz you've already watched the series and they're fine
Best part is that there's no toilet paper
he never has toilet paper lol
you better take a shower after something like this anyways... :D
I thought the same exact thing! "Hey! Let's do a challenge to prove something gives you the shits! Nah, I don't need any toilet paper!" Wow. Just wow.
No shit came into contact with his ass due to the sheer force of the explosion. He may want to check his lower back however...
Ahahahahaha
Legends say that to this day you can still hear the shitstorm echoing over the mountain tops
lol
I heard the rip twice!
Lmfao
An all time classic! Let's not forget the finer details in the finale: the Glade air fresher in the window sill, the horrified spider on the counter witnessing the explosion, the empty toilet paper role and alas the movement of the shower curtain from the shockwave, bravo!
LMAOOO THE SHOCKWAVE
Never noticed the shockwave but daaaamn this is so funny 😂 Genius hides in the details
U should have more likes wellsaid
Wow. Television has come a long way.
Have a good day John
@@LABEASThow was the excorsism
@@thepimmser2610 he needed three of them
I've been on the planet for 21 years. I've heard some sounds in my life. I've also had my fair share of violent shits. But that sound and catastrophic shit at 13:02 is THE most incredible and rewarding piece of audio I've ever had the privilege of listening to. For that, I and the L.A Beast community thank you. Bless
That was beautiful
I can't breathe oh my god these comments
That's my new ringtone for whenever I get a text
A month later and it just keeps getting better. Absolutely... Fucking... Glorious
+1y2r1 what keeps getting better?? the poops??
Toilet has left the chat
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lol 😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩🚽
W
Lol this comment is hilarious. It probably didn't want to deal with the Beast's "shit" anymore and made him suffer without it inside the bathroom.
You have no mutual servers
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. It sounded like a dragon being shot out of your rear end.
XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD it sounded like a bomb went off down there
@@angiehoney81 DIY colon cleanse 😜
Its 3am and im choking from laughing so hard at people being in pain
@@Shinpew 😈😈
i had gastro enteritis for nearly 2 weeks a few years back, gut ache then violent anal explosions pebbledashing the toilet every 3 hours or so... my hole was not surprisingly red raw..... you wouldnt think a human being could produce as much gas as i was 😲...
My brother in Christ, “i don’t feel well” is the understatement of the century
Brother straight up shat out his entire digestive system
Next up on Chubbyemu:
"a man ate 5 pounds of sugar free gummy bears. this is what happened to his brain..."
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS LOOOOL
literally was about to comment this
Honestly at this point I don’t think anything can kill the beast
👏 😂😂😂 i hope everyone gets this amazing reference
Lmfao I think that with half of these crazy good challenges!!
“This was worse than when I drank a 3 litre tin of olive oil”
Me: You did what???
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Lol
Yup. And he shit oil nonstop.
I feel light-headed I might have to take a break, *grabs another handful*
That’s skippy62able for you
In his review LA Beast gave the gummies 3 out of 5 stars.
The fact that there is an empty roll of toilet paper just makes it all more hilarious. So many gems in this video
What a legend. Whenever I hear these stock musics in other videos, I always remember the Beast, first and foremost.
Same here man
Honestly me too 😂
13:01 Atom Bomb dropped on Nagasaki, 1945, Colorized.
Hiroshima
@Star Cannon No, I mean colorized
It is actually Hiroshima and Nagasaki look it up
@@user-ju9cm5ff3g that was 2 seperate bombs, this only happened once in the video.
Samuel Alt I know but I am saying
"A man ate 5 pounds of sugar free gummy bears, this is what happened to his colon"
"KS is a 34 year old man, presenting to the emergency room with nausea, altered mental status, and explosive diarrhea."
@@douglasthompson1724 his condition is called "acute hyper-sugar-emicgelatinizedbearshitemia". acute meaning no history of disease, hyper meaning high, sugar-emic meaning sugar free, gelatinizedbear in reference to gummy bears, and shitemia meaning presence in shit. High sugar-free gummy bear presence in shit.
This comment and replies are so perfect
To all the repliers of this thread: I love you guys dearly for writing this
This thread is possibly the best thing I've seen in the TH-cam comments. Ever.
The music choice for the finale was…. Magnificent⭐️
The real terror of the Gummy Bear challenge started when he realized the toilet paper roll next to him was out.
Lmfao i cant breath 😂😂😂
it really is the best comment ever XD
+Oblivinati not really, eating all that gelatin would make him constipated if anything
+XCI5ION These things contain a chemical laxative. Ain't no constipation to be had.
+Loop Stricken It's not actually a laxitive in the strictest sense. It's a type of sugar alcohol called xylitol which is not broken down by the human digestive tract, but intestinal bacteria go absolutely nuts with it. The end result is the same as eating a lot of prunes.
homie has no tp. the best part is when he makes eye contact with the tp
I know bruhh I was dying 🤣🤣
That double take got me. What went through his head at that moment...
@@NightshadowZX 🤣🤣
The gummy bears cleaned his butt while making it dirty, simple
@Super Smash Flash 2 Beta Complete Soundtrack heyy y'all I found this do freaking funny 🤦🤣
Your candy shouldn't come with a warning label or dosing instructions..
Instructions: eat only 15 gummies
L.A. Beast: *eats 15 hundred gummies
Yassss lmao
praxis effect never say “yassss” again
I wouldn't eat more than a pound of these in a day.
Warning: This product contains chemicals that can cause AIDS in California.
Tank The Rewind we could use 15 hundred more users for this project!
It was my last class of the semester, and the final exam was worth 30% of our grade.
After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep.
My stomach later regretted this decision, and after several uncomfortable stomach growls, I finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test. Since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer, a lot of items were on sale, including the snacks and candy that they kept up front. Being in the hungry state that I was in, it felt only logical to pick the largest, yet least expensive candy in order to get more bang for my buck.
And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free.
"What a deal!" I thought naïvely. I would eat one bag before my test, and one bag afterwards.
As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on those abominable little bastards, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash upon my poor, poor anus.
I sat down at my desk as the professor informed us that, due to issues with cheating in the past, restroom breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam.
"I'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now; this will be your last chance. Any takers?"
The demon bears hadn't released their unholy necromancy upon my stomach yet, so in my moment of ignorant foolishness, I remained seated, still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs.
After the students wise enough to take the professor's offer had returned, the professor handed out the test. I was six questions in when it happened.
It started subtly at first, almost like a slight tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. Little did I know that my intestines were trying desperately to warn me of the horror that was on the horizon.
By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse.
By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach.
I kept fighting through my exam, clenching my cheeks with all my might. Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads.
At this point, nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels. With 15 questions left, I promptly wrote C for every answer and ran out of the classroom. My professor yelled something, but I was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before I could find sweet, sweet relief.
I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat.
It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life.
After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears.
I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan. Not only did they cause me to fail my final test, but the anguish I experienced is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface.
This beautiful comment deserves WAY more praise, I can't even imagine the relentless inferno you must've felt
@@comet6885i died and went to heaven reading this, funny, yet tragic stuff. 😂
I hope you pursued a career in writing
Why hasn't this masterpiece of a amazon review not been turned into a proper copypasta yet?
Man, you english is so effulgent lol
*If this is the first time you've tried these candies, we recommend 1/4th of a serving size.*
LA Beast: I'm Gonna Eat the Whole Bag!!
That's why we love him.
Some might argue that that's about a quarter of a serving size for him ...
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Hes not the hero we need but the hero we deserve
That moment had me in stitches! His delivery was perfect.
😂😂😂😂 I am crying laughing haha
"this is worse than when I drank the three liter tin of olive oil"
I can see a mythos forming
I can see a mythos forming
I can see a mythos forming
I can see a mythos forming
I can see a mythos forming
found a new Halloween candy to give out
This is why trick-or-treaters need to have their candy checked.
Mr. Ramen 😂😂😂 Good idea!
are you the devil?
Mr. Ramen, you're the best. Thank you for your service.
ok Satan let's take it down a notch sweetie.
The Beast shitting out the gummi bears as if a nuclear bomb exploded from his colon has to be some of the best internet content I've ever came across.
Let's just take a moment to think about how this man suffers for our enjoyment and hes still making videos. Respect.
@Higgs Bonbon ikr, considering he ate a bunch of lightbulbs and cactuses
Hes a legend
Pure selflessness
7 years later and I’m still coming back here to watch Beast blast a hole through his toilet.
And with no toilet paper on the roll!
@@melaninmoxiellc963you don't even need it with how fast it comes out, like a bullet leaving no trace of exit/entry
@@gameringdudeguy1126You think his shit was solid?
He blasted diarrhea and probably coated the walls of the toilet bowl
Come watch it again lol
9 years later and I’m still laughing. Thank you Beast ! One of my favourites along with the gallon milk challenge where you got tased.
I’m homeless and have had a pretty tough day with people hassling me. Then I sat down to watch this guy for hours and smoke weed and now life isn’t so bad
I’m sorry about that bro, people can be awful. I hope you’re doing okay :)
are you still homeless?
*recomends 1/4 serving size*
La beast: I’m gonna eat the whole bag
legend
Sugar-Free Gummy Bears: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career
He ain't called La *BEAST* for no reason
“these edibles ain’t shit” moment
My girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me today. This video surprisingly brightened up my day, thanks
Goddamn that's heart-breaking, don't worry man there's plenty of fish in the sea to go fetch.
Hey man, now you can spend your money on 5 pounds of gummy bears
+Ben Bowker genius
That sucks, mate. There's always gonna be someone out there. You'll find her. For now, just enjoy L. A. Beast have the bowel exorcism of a lifetime in the name of science.
Trust me, pal, you're not the only one who has his heart broken.
The music he always plays. Almost make u feel sad for him eating all this weird amounts of food
I know what the heck 🤣🤣
And it’s like the most calming music
@@crecy_ me too bit at the Same time it gets me emotional and I don't even know why
It reminds me of the title menu of Viva Pinata
@@havilavi472 your witnessing a beautiful work of art beyond our mortal comprehensiom, that's why.
Bro the initial explosion when he sat down. I am WHEEZING!!!
As a lifelong sufferer of IBS, I was actually shouting "Don't do it!" at the beginning of the episode (even though I already knew the outcome). I shed a tear watching this rectal snuff film.
Yep very bad idea especially if you suffer from intestinal issues
a "rectal snuff film" is a beautifully accurate way to describe this
Him giving them 3 stars is the best part
It’s like watching dumbledore being force fed curse water from half blood prince
The gummy’s are worse lol
I’m done lol
the real reason Dumbles was so weak after all that....that wasn't nightmare potion it was liquid maltitol 😛
He took a Dumbledookie
The jaw strength needed to achieve such a feat 😂😂😂
A small bag makes my jaw hurt and my stomach rejects it almost immediately 😫
Weak
@@IAmOneAnt 😭
Gummis expands in the stomach... It must feel Haribo
I see what you did there lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kids and grownups love it so!
clever pun what a clever pun!
@@prodLa_ thank you!
This guy: * eats an almost lethal amount of gummy bears *
The music: do do doo
Lmao
Lol
It's the music. It's always the music that does it for me. Like you're listening to this spiritual, deeply peaceful music while watching this agonizing man explosively vomit his intestines out.
I know I’m late, but it’s “perspectives” lol.
that can of air freshener on the window ledge is like "why do I hear boss music playing right now..."
Lmfao
LMFAO SO TRUE
I was laughing at the video, then multiple comments buttered me up but when I read this comment I laughed harder than I ever laughed in my entire life.
I feel bad for that tarantula...
"Welp, gotta work overtime"
Glad to see all of his old videos are still up in 2024
I just watched a guy puke out gummy bears, my boredom level has really spiked today
Kate Marsh KATEEEE I SAVED YOU IN MY GAME
kate my suicidal queen👑
Kate Marsh why are you here?
Hai Kate! sorry you died!
Kate Marsh Ha. You jumped off a building.
The sound of you shitting your guts out made me laugh so hard my sides literally had a ripping pain surging through them for about 20 minutes. You. Are a fucking riot. This is grade A entertainment right here.
He was out of toilet paper, LOL!
RipTard Where we're going you won't need toilet paper.
ronindebeatrice falsehood where we are going we need ten pounds of toilet paper
Just have a shower or use your hand and the sink
Save earths last forests
>your hand and sink
when he looks and realizes 😂😂
it’s been so long but this has lived in my head rent free all this time
"It was like funneling Niagara Falls through a coffee straw..."
Morty Smith WTF?
Hahahah
Has anyone else noticed the irony in he has a ‘best of health’ book on top of his toilet?
L.A. Beast: "this is the dumbest thing I ever done"
Me: "sees next video"
"Drinking a gallon of Tabasco sauce"
I just got done watching him drink a gallon of spoiled milk! Hahaha
The fact that he almost consumed the whole jug though
He should eat compost with worms in it
"This is even worse than the 3L tin of olive oil." LA Beast
13:01 The sound of that spray of just pure liquid gummy bear is probably the most terrifying and disturbing things I’ve ever heard
Haribo: “only start with 6”
LA Beast: “im gonna eat the whole bag 😸”
(2 hours later)
"(Sounds of death)"
Some say he sat on that there toilet for 8 hours
And....
Well....
Others say he never left
Kelsey Dovel xD
Kelsey Dovel others say he IS the toilet now
.
Kelsey Dovel you are a genius
HA! Fucken kek
You know who the real unspoken victim in this video is? That poor tarantula forced to be in a cage in that bathroom.
The horrible things that poor spider smells.
One like to pay respect to that poor spider.
Spiders suck
@@sethwoodworth3210 you suck
F
True hahaha
If you watch at the end, the top handle moves down a little bit. The force of the poop caused a little Earthquake.
I remember Amazon had reviews for these and one of the comments read
Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Gotta love this guys confidence to drop a deuce and post the video to TH-cam
It is confidence or does this guy just not give a fuck.
Respect. Nowadays you get demonitized for saying midget. -_-
hahaha
It is a damn shame the sugar-free Haribo gummy bears no longer exist.
T
Oh trust me you don't want them
@@queenlk198 but...in the name of human science
@@queenlk198 when you girl cheats it's perfect
Eat expired ones and nothing will be different except you see rainbows
@@chaotf you find me a link to one and I will livestream my suffering.
why did it take me till 2019 to find this guy?
I was thinking the same thing!
Ohhh boy 2019 seriously? I remember some guys were commenting on my TH-cam account all the way back when you could do that recommending me to watch L.A Beast, this guy has been on my video sideline ever since I was 10 years old I am 22 years old now, this guy is a legend always will be
IKR, I just now found him by randomly searching "expired cereals"
Well y'all should be happy you have ten years of awesome videos to catch up on !
Have fun catching up and enjoying this guy he's hilarious!
Bi-monthly pilgrimage to the gastrointestinal exorcism. Love you Beast!
4 min ago
@@picturesr2three of us just stood up at the same time to watch this guy
I don't think Mr tarantula likes living in your bathroom.
HOLY FUCK That diarrhea sounded like an orchestra performed at Hell!
Alejandro Chong Cuy Oh god what am I getting into!
Alejandro Chong Cuy no Godzilla XD
at-most lol
This must be how the sirens from the Titanic sounded seconds before the iceberg impact.
I love your comment it had me in tears from laughter
I warned you about the bears bro.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BEARS
+Anna Simon I warned you about the mayor..
+Billy Bob-Joe I warned you about the hairs
+Billy Bob-Joe I warned you about the flares
+Ryan Vrabel i warned you against the bears
+Paul Duncan u warned you about the snairs
12:51 the music intensifying as he quickly gets up and runs to the bathroom is just perfect
I visited America a couple weeks before this video came out. I thought I had a parasite, I legitimately ate the whole bag over 2 weeks and never realised why my ass needed a priest every single day. It was a horrible experience but thinking back.. I’m so proud of myself. I just wish this video came out a little earlier.
Haribo Gummi bears / gummi candy has always been my go to candy back in the day. Thank god I didn't care about sugar in candy back then (even though I switched to Coke zero, Vitamin Water zero and chewed sugarless gum).
What was your favorite restaurant you had while here?
This has me cackling 😂😂😂
“God have mercy on my soul”.
More like god have mercy on my hole...
God have mercy on my sides! Hahahahahahaha!
😅😅😅😅
Nice 😎
intestinal exorcism sounds like a great name for a metal band
YES
+Akuzena Radioactive diarrhoea.
Anal destruction
+Akuzena chocolate thunder
rock is dead
Huh, found this in my recommendeds 10 years later, and I'm glad i did
I recall seeing someone in the comments saying “I gave a girl I hate in high school these gummi bears and she pooped herself.”
Not petty at all
@@criminallyautistic8372 pretty*
@@TarantuLandoCalcuLingus No I meant what I said. As in "Oh that's not being petty at all." In sarcasm. I appreciate you correcting but no need to
@@criminallyautistic8372 mine was a joke as well considering it involved a girl lol
That was possibly the most cataclysmic shit ever taken in the history of mankind. Thank you for cheering me up.
Search up cataclysm in geometry dash xd
Mark Cannon I haven’t even gotten to the good part but this comment made me laugh
I don't think so. One time, I had diarrhea for 1 week straight. My mother had me go on a temporary diet of non-acidic foods and I was better than ever within 3 days. Some time later, I had the same issue, but this time, I was like, "Fuck it." and took some Kaopectate. It worked overnight.
Who’s on a throwback la Beast marathon??
Me, right now. Started with the gallon of spoiled milk lol
@@ApotheosisTK117 that's the only video I've ever come close to puking... I still cant look at the screen
Ayy me rn
ApotheosisTK117 SAME
Yep.
I must admit when humanity is long gone but one single video of evidence for our existence remained...this would be well representative of what happened to us no matter what the actual cause was.
Eats 5 pounds of gummy bears
“I think I just puked up gummy bears”
13:11 That spider is just like "Why human... Why must you make these noises"
The spider must have thought it was a thunder storm! lol
+Chestosneako Inc He's seen lots of raging shitstorms.
lol
Where is it
+Jayjay
the bathroom counter
Why do companies make food like this, it's so half-assed. "Yeah we finally made sugar free gummy bears - that taste near enough the exact same" "That's great" "But, they can give you chronic and explosive diarrhea - with intestinal cramping and rectal bleeding" "Oh just put a warning on the back, I'm sure it'll be fine"
Diabetes or diarrhea? Obvious choice.
Well they don't expect someone to eat the whole bag in 70 minutes.
Albert DiJoseph i'll take diabetes over diarrhea
Ryan Wickman so youd rather a life threatening disease, (not a disease i know. i dont care either.) over the shits?
FP541 You dont have to eat the whole bag. Eat 2 small hand fulls and you are done.
11:38 witness the human mind working in real time.
The calm and soothing music is a representation of the impending doom. The shitstorm that's about to happen.
*LOVESICKE* well you totally coined it!
You can hear the winds of shit howlin' bubs
"shitstorm" ayy I see what you did there
More a shit monsoon...
lol
While, there it sat, next to the Beast himself...
*An empty toilet paper roll.*
Good thing the shower is right there.
toxiclunch wait what
@@bababooey3023 logic
Oof
I still love to come back to this. The pure force of the stream of shit and the fact that there’s no toilet paper on the roll make me cry laughing 😂 you truly are f’ing nuts and I love ya Beast 👍🏻
That requires a shower
@@squirtlejim8727 no doubt! I'm laughing so hard right now!
He’s gonna need a ton of lotion for that raw booty hole. Hell, I need lotion after an hour of swamp ass.
LMFAO
Lefty C or a high pressure bidet
This video was a formative part of my High School years. Thank you LA Beast.