Children's Songs: Terrifying and Awful
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Brush your teeth gamers because we dive deep into the horrible, awful and scary whirlpool that is kids nursery rhymes and songs on youtube.
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Kid singers: *exist*
Puberty: I'm gonna end this kid's whole career
GOG_Traml exists*
@@crisisrogue8286 exist*
@@anastasiadean7237 exist*
@@niklasvilhelm7247 exist*
I hate these kinds of comment but, OH MY GOD, you fucking butchered it
_Johny Johny finally has some competition._
Johnny*
Johnny*
Johnny*
Johnny*
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, papa?
Loosing popularity?
No, papa!
You can make children's songs a WHOLE lot creepier by slowing them down and making them slightly quieter
Thats basically what they use in horror movies right
Omg I agree...imagine if a small innocent little girl try’s that...
It works on roomie as well he sounds so creepy but boyinaband is just not creepy
@@fauziaaulia4271 ya 🦹♂️
or just low pitch them or translate them to latain
FBI sees Roomie’s TH-cam history *
The FBI: Interesting.......
Lol totalyy
He forgot how to brush his teeth
Lol
Kitty Plays _UK So underrated
Orrrr he just had a baby cousin over at his house hahahahaha.
Dave still being in more Roomie videos than Boyinaband videos.
Nikki Reyes yup 😂
New
Oof
It's at 6 6 6 uh oh
Lol
I have a toddler and I DESPISE the TH-cam Kids content. IT'S ALL SO EERIE. I just let my kid watch Doctor Who and Merlin on Netflix lmao
The best shows to expose them to fr tho, good job mom 😂
You are the best mum ever!
Y'all saying I'm the best mum but in reality I just don't wanna hear shitty nursery rhymes over and over and much prefer my child shouting "TARDIS" when the doctor arrives lmaoooo
I would recommend animal videos too
Because cuteness is the best happiness pill
Still this child is going to have the best childhood with merlin and doctor who
roomie: kid me is so confused
auto generated subtitles: kidney is so confused
Yeah ikr xD
The likes are 69
Plz dont ruin it...
"The sun starts"
@@ilikeburntbacon7310 now its 96
"What kind of kids are they raising in spain"
That song is from Latin America...not all Spanish songs are from Spain XD
Joel said Spain, to be fair
Republic Dominica: **CRIES**
THISS
that's from Argentina, actually
I'd hide my identity too if I had to entertain 4 year olds
Just yes.
Lol same
lol
@Carrie Quinn thx
Lol yes
Wanna know what really gave me goosebumps?
Boyinaband saying “ *gaga* “
Why? He’s a real kid and that’s what real kids do
Certified!
ThunderWolf 56570 oh god
JackRainYT oh god what? It’s the truth
True!
14:57 Is no one going to talk about that horse on crack?
lol that shit gonna give me nightmares
OMG WHaT I just looked at it... I-
That is what I was thinking about
FRR THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT
Kid’s song: this is the way
Me, a Mandolorian: *this is the way*
10,000th video of a kid's song channel: This is the way were sur-survive
Me, also a Mandalorian: Our secrecy is our *survival. Our survival* is our strength.
Yea
The video: brush brush brush brush brush
Me: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Exactly what I thought lol
I was waiting for dis comment
Petition for a "Brush your teeth song" remake by Roomie and Dave XD (Dave's gotta have the groucho glasses, obviously)
Yes!
Just hopefully they will actually teach you how to properly brush your teeth, unlike the original where it's fucking disgusting how they do it, you're gonna hurt your gums if you brush them just side-to-side!
@Miss Luna that'd work too XD
pls yes
Yes!!
Roomie: Kid me is not impressed
Subtitles: Kidney is not impressed
69 likes
120 likes
I'm Joel from mermaid fish
And also kidney is upset xD
Did u notice on the toothbrush one they put the toothpaste on first then PUT WATER ON IT
I'm not even joking--they just barely got done with talking about the repetition in the teeth songs then a toothbrush ad came on.
I got heckin scared ngl
Nightmarish
Ummmmm you might wanna hide thats creepy
"animatronic Five Night's at Freddy's type thing"
Me: OH THATS WHY I GOT THIS RECOMMENDED
SAME! Ayyy...
Lol saaaame me too
Can you give me the time? I must've missed it
@@karriebarbettini6161 15:56 not exact but here
@@akumu_ndrscr OK, thank you
Dave: I was a pretty high IQ kid.
Young Dave: How did you get it out of the box?
AHAHAHAHA so true 😂😂 I'm very happy that I know this reference
Where is it from?
@@franceswildgen1907 Dave went through his childhood videos with his sister, Hannah. Look for it, the video is amazing!!
Alfie Perry oki thanks :)
Hahahah. I got the reference ;)
*is every camera in Sweden 480p*
nah they don't even live in Sweden so it has to be them like jack said pewds was
Just the cameras in Brighton 😉
All swedish people are 144p
I think the resolution looks ok
i read that in pewds voice in my mind
“ the cow Lola, the cow Lola, she has a head and she has a tail”
👏👏👌
👌🏻
the song is romanian
cântecul este în limba română
Alternative title: joel and dave watching this is the way we brush our teeth for 17 minutes straight
Me : *in a corner in a ball*
My mom : are you OK?
Me : ThIs Is ThE WaY We BrUsH OuR TeEtH
Then the guitar guy shows up
@@PugNation1978 LA BOCA LOLA
astro vlogs * la vaca Lola
*”Oh,they just put him down”*
Me: *”OH,THEY JUST KILLED STITCH-“*
I love when they kill him he just goes yeah like bruh🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
HOLY SHI-
BRUH
Stitch died of lead poisoning in the brain
*B R U H M O M E N T*
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not even a cow:
Some creepy dude with stitch: YEAH
when i was a kid and was only allowed on youtube kids, the only weird thing i remember is a weird my little pony animation of beat it by Michael Jackson
a h.
@@Unknown-cy8iy born on 17th december 2006, im 13. i wasn't allowed on youtube back then (when i was a little child) so i was probably 5, 6 or 7
@@Unknown-cy8iy it's fine
I wasn't even allowed to watch TH-cam of any kind honestly but I'm not complaining cause I had lots of physical activities
Kokichi is that true??that better not be a lie-
Dave and Joel giggling sounds literally like teenage girls hanging out.
No offense but it doesn't really
ash shadow wolf Everybody has their own opinions :D
@@lovelight4796 yea but it doesn't
Have you even heard dave laugh it sounds rlly deep
No hate tho
XD
@@lovelight4796 I agree
Me in my nightmare: ThIs iS ThE WaY wE BrUsH OuR TeEtH......
This is the way that we kill ourselves
sAd *this is the way to kill our teeth*
Lol
*tHis Is The wAy WE sTaLk oUR cRusH*
*stAlK oUr CRUsH*
15:09 What about the fricking horse??😂
*THE EYES!!!*
i cant unsee that
Looks like it just had stroke
Dave:No legs
Roomie: *stick legs*
I showed the cow video to my little sister and at the end, she said: "I like it." I don't know if she is really my sister anymore.
All i gotta say is RUN. And don't stop
@@OveranalyzingEverything i agree! Be brave solder! 😂😂
*KILL her*
Its in spañish
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Conspiracy: Dave has moved in with Roomie.
Now the question is: Rave or Doomie?
Lucy Elizabeth Damie?
@@KnzoVortex 👌
Yeee Yaoi
Lucy Elizabeth Doomie LoL
Doomie
6:38 Imma be honest, Jonas appearing for one moment in the video really brightened my day.
"Get effing lit"
Dave makes for an incredible kid
Actually I can picture a tiny long-haired 9 year old saying that in the middle of the Thanksgiving dinner XD
actually in one of Dave’s videos he said as a kid he wasn’t allowed to have long hair
"What a nice shirt God has."
I'm dead XD
14:28 yeah reminds me of someone in a video called one guy 43 voices
43*
You’re going to make the poor man cry 😂
Lefteris Bouras omg ya
bless you and your comment, my child 👏👏👏
4:02
The words "Early in the morning" reminds me of the song What Will We Do with the Drunken Sailor
You both should start a channel together, _I would binge watch EVERYTHING_
Video:
“I’m Joel from RoomieOfficial and today I’m here with Boyinaband,,”
Subtitles:
“I’m Joel from mermaid fish but day from going eBay”
Wow so similar
"Theres always a lot of calories so as a child...."
Omg your right
WOW *le clap*
lol oml xD
Ayy
Roomie: So much colour
Roomie's background: Am I a joke to you?
Lol
Lol XD
That’s the joke...,
Natalie Oliver the joke he’s the joke but is also not the joke
So you are right
Okay we are not going to talk about how these two real kids have very mature voices and little stubble..
The thing is, when the loop of them talking about watch time began, I was perfectly content to sit there and listen for hours.
14:57 that boy is touching an electric fence like it’s nothing! Explain that, Lola
Ebbizken they’re all demon children
Min YoOnGi i know, i know.
im scared
I used to hear that song all the time :)
Did I mention that I have Automatophobia
Child: I like this
Adult's: wtf is my kids watching???!??
sans zwaun i mean, everythings better than jake and logan paul so :D
@@beekidsart1176 balls
Bruh the kid my mom babysits goes ham on this shiz
@@spinel1764 Tell her it's nightmare fuel and walk away.
yeah that doesnt hold true for everyone i for one love creepy animatronics
These ‘kids’ channels underestimate the cleverness of kids
The “kids” are literally not kids they are toddlers and babies
As a 2 year old teacher, "this is the way" tune has been used for sooo long as a simple way to teach kids routines, but watching kids TH-cam is very creepy!!
glad to see knockoff marzia back on knockoff felix’s channel
I’m not following, and that seems rude.
the joke originated a few months ago on pewdiepie’s channel calling dave knockoff marzia and lots of people in roomie’s comments have called him knockoff pewdiepie. watch the video roomie uploaded before this one where at around 11:40 he talks about it!
@@abbybirr5340 r/woooosh
@@jovanaspasojevic5049 r/ihavereddit
press *HATER*
This is a reference to the other video
Nobody:
Not even dr phill:
My sister: *watches this with me saying that she already watched all of them*
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
𝖃𝕯
𝖃𝕯
Me : *Mom we have to disown sister*
Roomie: *passionate ranting about how the songs are bad*
Dave: *vibing*
Roomie was addressing the problem with Cocomelon back when they had 50 mil subscribers
Me: That new Annabelle movie was scary, huh?
TH-cam Kids: Hold my orange juice!
Thanks for the likes my dudes
Sayori (question mark) ?
This will be random but I never knew they were in the early 30s 😂 they look so young in my opinion
Mama Pachimari no they're children haven't you watched the video
Lord Zeffo right right haha
Lol me too!
Wait whaa !?!?
Lol, I thought they were in their early 20’s at the oldest.
*I remember watching the 3 creepy trio of kids as a kid and was so freaked out it actually gave me nightmares for a week.*
random story: when i was 5 or 6, i watched spirited away for the first time... and that movie freaked the hell outta me😓
Nah I freaking loved them they were my favorite
Look up "Alouette". it's a French kids' song, and it is quite morbid when you get the English translations
Let’s watch Roomie react to things!
React to things,
React to things,
Let’s watch Roomie react to things!
With Boy-in-a-band.
I frickin' sang it
Angga Then I have succeeded. Join me. We shall take over the world.
I freaking sang it wtf I am hypnotized?
@@Qubicle. Wtf is ur name
@@Qubicle. letz remove the A
Me: *sits in the corner rocking and crying*
“This is the way we brush our teeth...”
Alienslayer 089 (sobs) BrUsH BrUsH BrUsH BSUUSH BUSH SUSHSHUSBBRUSH BRUSH BRUHSHHSHSHSH
@@phatini *snifs* early in the mornnnnnnning
mom: Imma call the court to sue them for ur child
You: Brush mom brush~
Next thing you know u are a scp Shoving tooth brushes and brush brush brushshshsshhs
La cow lola la cow lola la cow lola la cow lola
The weird thing is that she just brushes the teeth Jack Jack for 2 seconds.
I love how Dave got really into the Boca Lola song. He completely fell into the music.
14:57 The horse knows what's going on at that farm...
I didn't even notice before this comment
True
As an argentinian 13 yro, i can say that all of my cousins (6-3-2yr olds) watch/have watched "la vaca lola" MANY times a day. And btw i laughed way too hard at this video thx for making me cringe but to my language lol
NachoGaming_ my cousins used to LOVE that song (Colombian)
I love that's nobody's talked about how scary the horse's eyes looked
Me: hey kid what's the rush
Kid: I want to pay taxes
Me: uuhhhh.....
No one:
My brain in the middle of the night: La VAcA loLa, la vACa LoLA
sAme 😂
Roomie: Can interpret diferent people's voices
Also Roomie: *La **_V O C A_** Lola*
Edit: 13:36
It is Vaca Roomie
101% in Spanish
Mariana Rivas me encanta mca, estaba pensando lo mismo 😂😂😂
if you put a B instead of a V , he said "mouth" in spanish
@@soffnavarro Yeah I know spanish, I am latina :v
Mariana Rivas nice profile picture.
@@featheryfemme thanks :)
OMG I'm so happy now for the things I've watched when I was a child
I’ve watched so many horror movies that I thought I could not feel any scary feelings anymore.But I watched some of these videos and now I’m back to having nightmares
Petition for Dave to rap the “this is the way we brush our teeth” song
YES
This needs to be real
Signing
Yes
"what kinda kids are they rasing on Spain?"
Latinos who have heard la Vaca Lola and made it a meme: :/
Fr tho😂
I'm spanish
Maria Angels Gost i’M LaTiNa
No, from spain
@@evilstan2463 from spain
Joel and Dave : Aww, I like this! *cuts to creepy guitar man * _yOuR sKiN sEeMs NiCe To HaVe_
Bruh I love how the kids heads tilt in unison making them look possessed
Dave "that's how you get more watch time" 3 hour version pls
Is that your OC as your profile picture? Did you draw that yourself?
@@DJC-System no i didnt. Tjisnis
Thank you for making super funny videos Roomie! I love you so much!
Tack för att du gjorde supera roliga videor Roomie! Jag älskar dig så mycket!
Thank you so much Roomie! That made my day!
Tack så mycket Roomie! Det gjorde min dag!
someone irrelevant yeah sure
Omg....I just remembered a memory I wish I forgot ...
I was forced to watch those *farm video's*- 13:37
when i was a child i remember seeing a video of a song talking about it then wanting to show someone but only being able to find the other version of it which freaked me out, so multiple versions of the same song probably arnt a good idea especially when the songs are this bad it felt like torcher having to hear the same nursery rhymes over and over but thats probably why a prefer a lot of different types of music to just one genre now
I think the Vaca Lola is not from Spain, is from Argentina... I'm glad that our country is exporting great content! Hahajahahaha
EDIT: I was saying that the video was from Argentina, not the song. The song must be a tradicional kids song from a lot of countries. 😊
Thanks! Someone finally see's it
It is from here (Argentina). Because the one playing the guitar is a gaucho 😁
Ya better -not- hear the cumbia versions tho.
Es mas malo que tirar a un parapléjico por la escalera, deberia ser patrimonio nacional
Mussi849 JDKAKXJSJDJ DIOS
Once, I've heard my brother listening to a nursery song that says 'There was a old lady who swallowed a rock and died'
WHAT-🤣🤣😳
𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕖,𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓮
XD
Oh crap
Great Green Globs/I forgot my spoon is a great camp song from Australia.
Thanks now I have learn how to stop blood coming out of my ears thanks to those songs
Oh, dear.... la vaca Lola, they play it here in Argentina to kids, and it's annoying and scary. I usually don't mind kids' songs because they don't bother me, but this one, in particular, seems like the animation and the lyrics are hypnotizing kids O.o.
Nadie:
Absolutamente nadie:
.
.
Roomie and Dave:
LA BOCA LOLA, LA BOCA LOLA
Pensé que era la única que en lugar de entender la vaca loca, entendió la boca lola
Yo veo la vaca Lola casi todos Los dias porque tengo una ermana menor, ya me se la cansion completa...😅😥
yo la veia pero tambien sbo ingles lol
sabo
@@manuelf5962 La canción tampoco es tan larga.
I luv how this is literally just kids content that shouldn’t be taken seriously and roomie and Dave r analysing it like professional music
Dave was low-key jamming to the "La Voca Lola" song... And I love it...
Did anyone have the one cousin who found the finger family song entertaining and would listen to it on repeat and he played it so much that one time you put tape over his speaker, put his case back on, and made him think the speaker was broken, but then his mother just gave him her phone and your suffering just continued.
*_WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR_*
*_WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR_*
*_WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR_*
earlie in the mornang
• ltcorazon • WE THROW THEM OVERBOARD THE SHIP
BOARD THE SHIP, BOARD THE SHIP
WE THROW THEM OVERBOARD THE SHIP
INTO THE BRINY SEA!
PUT HIM IN BED WITH THE CAPTAIN’S DAUGHTER
PUT HIM IN BED WITH THE CAPTAIN’S DAUGHTER
PUT HIM IN BED WITH THE CAPTAIN’S DAUGHTER
PUT HIM IN BED WITH THE CAPTAIN’S DAUGHTER
EARLY IN THE MORNING
Oh it's an actual song
I was making up the lyrics lol
These are the actual ones:
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in the bed with the captain's daughter
Stick him in the bed with the captain's daughter
Stick him in the bed with the captain's daughter
*EARLY IN THE MORNING*
@@jackthe420Wolf okay this sounds like i will soon jump out of the window
When Dave has prettier hair than me-
IKR
What’s wrong with boys having long hair?
@@toughcheese2540 the person didnt sah that there is anything wrong with boys having long hair, they simply stated that daves hair is better than theres
I dont think it can be beaten
@Confused Coconut hes talking about when Dave's hair looked nerdy
I can't listen to this while doing homework. It's making my skin crawl.
I love how 13 minutes and 30 seconds, more than 75% of the whole video, is about brushing your teeth songs
The "Vaca Lola" video was made by an Argentine channel. Not from Spain, my cousin see it haha
Pd: *It's terrifying.*
Walter Morgan it is very terrifying, but everyone here still sings it (ironic way//it’s actually cool)
Skere ran
No entiendo nada amigo
@@ESTEBAN_VILL le puse que "la vaca Lola" es de argentina, no España, eso nomas
@@gonzagoldammer1756 gracila
When we said that we wanted music content, this isn't what we meant!!!
(JK I love these videos)
When he was talking about the unrealistic amounts of happiness while brushing I was expecting an ad to pop up like " TO MAKE YOUR KID SMILE MORE WHILE BRUSHING GET POKEMON SMILE TODAY"
"object continuity" - soooo true!
And there is so much really bad kid content out there. On the other hand, also huge amounts of really good stuff.
Next thing you know it’ll be “THIS iS ThE WAy We BreatHE EeARlY In THE MoRNiNg”. Also That scene with the kids and one on top of a horse is gonna be the first thing I see in hell
Your profile picture is what people first see when entering heaven
bruh that horse gonna give me nightmares DIDJA SEE ITS FACE?!?!
@@ballsosaurus_sex I am better off in hell
Song: “brush brush brush your teeth”
Dave: gets all depressed
Me: DAVE YOU GOTTA BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH YOUR TEETH
this sounded funny in my head
I'm sorry but "brush brush brush your teeth, Dave gets all depressed" fits the meter and I'm cackling
As a kid I literally had nightmares for months from these songs.
I still have them...
Literally watching Roomie videos non stop cause they make me laugh
That one creepy ass kid behind the fence... I love how Dave reacted: "sees the kid then screams" someone please turn that electric fence on at max voltage
The "La Voca Lola" one had me crying! 🤣🤣 This song has been around forever (first Spanish song I learned because of my nieces, who are half Hispanic).
It used to be a charming, badly drawn video...now this...just...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
Congrats on 6 mil
I love the Dave and Roomie commentary on these XD
But if I get a bunch of kids videos in my recommended videos I'm killing TH-cam -_-
Everyone else: Vaca Lola
Me: Coca cola
*illuminati confirmed*
Its vaca lola
@@74cadenas fixed it
La vaca Lola la vaca Lola theine cavesa I theine cola
Well, actually... 🤣
(No, actually... The va in "vaca" is pronounced more like buh, not bo or ba...
Lol
I just love how Roomie knows every character from every animation even their names
I wish I knew Dave was in this. I would've clicked sooner.
“This is the way we brush our teeth, oily in da mooowwning”