Who Has The Weirdest Dating Story?

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  • @JuMixBoox
    @JuMixBoox ปีที่แล้ว +732

    "It's not my blood" is always a great sentence. Especially on a second date.

    • @Palidine4M0O
      @Palidine4M0O ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lily is the best

    • @haleywood8040
      @haleywood8040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deja vu

    • @blankoblanco
      @blankoblanco ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's so hilariously perfect. It's the most comically disturbing thing you could say about there being a bunch of visible blood on you, but it also makes complete sense to say defensively and instinctually when you're flustered in that situation.

  • @ultimazing8938
    @ultimazing8938 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Didn't realize how good of a story teller Lily was.

    • @oriolesaltec
      @oriolesaltec ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She’s had five years to perfect it!

  • @davidwong656
    @davidwong656 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I love how Lily just constantly surprises me by being so awesome. She was so quiet in the beginning and now she's one ofmy fav people to interact with Josh, wickedly funny, amazing at telling story and lowkey the dirtiest mind in the kitchen lmao. She's so effortlessly badass.

  • @benscott9367
    @benscott9367 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Josh -- "Have you guys ever pooped on a date?"
    The look of horror on the girls faces they thought he meant pooped ON A DATE.

    • @davidlylejones
      @davidlylejones ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lily looked like she had to think about how to respond though… and then immediately said no when Josh clarified. Then she brought up the bodily fluid thing again, “maybe I do.” 😂

    • @markhollas7585
      @markhollas7585 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      instructions were not quite clear on that one.

  • @lenlaegrim
    @lenlaegrim ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Nicole and Josh are giving cool child-free aunt and uncle who love knowing all the tea about their niece's love life

  • @IanSrewop
    @IanSrewop ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Lily had an actual horror story. OMG.

  • @chrisgreene5203
    @chrisgreene5203 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    I know Emily isn’t really that much of a “mythical kickeneer” but she really should’ve been on this episode based on stories she’s told.

    • @morganpatterson1349
      @morganpatterson1349 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Are you kidding, Emily should get her own spin off series based on this concept😂

    • @samie5061
      @samie5061 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      idk she’s kinda extra, the chill vibe of these 3 was nice.

    • @Metadasius
      @Metadasius ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Emily is the final boss of this concept.

    • @lindseyosburn4159
      @lindseyosburn4159 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I second this!!

    • @piquels6934
      @piquels6934 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      New series with Mythical crew acting out the dates.

  • @SonOfEire3
    @SonOfEire3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Props to the waitress in Nicole's story. Good looking out!

  • @Azurejam
    @Azurejam ปีที่แล้ว +121

    They should do a pt 2 of this with just Emily and a peanut gallery

  • @aeglos89
    @aeglos89 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Lily is great in this episode. Also, her look of horror as Josh describes adapting.

  • @gracebauer5120
    @gracebauer5120 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Lily’s story was golden and very well told, props gf. The advice to prep your chops/ingredients was also good, I have success with that strategy and also have ADHD.

    • @AmesNotAmy
      @AmesNotAmy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also have ADHD and prepping everything first like Lily said works well for me too. Also try to sort of clean as I go, like at least try to somewhat neatly stack dishes in the sink just so it doesn’t feel like so much chaos.

    • @davidwong656
      @davidwong656 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AmesNotAmy do as you go is a game changer

  • @poppadoppalis8406
    @poppadoppalis8406 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Don’t hesitate to let these episodes run a little ,they’re great morning material

  • @tickledtoffee
    @tickledtoffee ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Everyone at MK is just so awesome!
    Edit: 100% agree with Josh on the ADHD/ADD cooking thing. Also, use the ADHD management techniques you use in other situations, tick the steps off on a piece of paper, and set a timer to go off every 5-10 min to check in on what you're doing (i.e. getting distracted and letting something burn, or skipping steps). This is how I survive my combo of ADD and a passion for cooking lol

  • @Foo007
    @Foo007 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how Lily is coming onto her own on camera! So much more playful and starting to match the chaotic energy of the Kitcheneers!

  • @whatiwasgoingtosay
    @whatiwasgoingtosay ปีที่แล้ว +24

    On Nicole’s story, I think he sent a car for her because he lost his license. It smacks of DUI.

  • @allroch681
    @allroch681 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Lily's story didn't go the way I expected it would. And it proceeded to get worse (No, I'm fine, it's not ---- !) 10/10.

    • @siobhan-rae
      @siobhan-rae ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s the worst response to “are you okay” when covered in blood is “it’s not my blood”

    • @joserios991
      @joserios991 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao a couple thoughts 'who else is bleeding' or 'are they a serial killer?'

  • @thaursir
    @thaursir ปีที่แล้ว +19

    A+ opening from Lily. Have her start every show. Thank you.

  • @amandaa4744
    @amandaa4744 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This finally made me see Lilly as a person, not only a talented chef that came from a Michelin star restaurant. Now I want to hear more of her funny stories, and see more of her personality in the shows!

  • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
    @Gary_a_normal_human_being ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The woman that thought Lily had her own blood on her probably is still convinced that Lily killed someone

  • @warhammertactical8963
    @warhammertactical8963 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol poor Lilly the light went out of her eyes when he said that’s the worst advice ever lol 😂

  • @giuliano7676
    @giuliano7676 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    josh's date really is the female version of the type of guy that would approach someone at the gym

  • @loganmayfield5978
    @loganmayfield5978 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “ I think he said take the ticket “ lol awesome Sid impression Josh 😂

    • @loganmayfield5978
      @loganmayfield5978 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wish you would have done the whisper too

  • @Altmetalpunk
    @Altmetalpunk ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Josh's date was some kind of messed up narcissist. He's telling her he thinks she's messed up and she just seemed to think he was joking

  • @frogington3892
    @frogington3892 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I gotta give it to Josh at the end there. Lily gave amazing advice but there are times where I'm cooking and I forget entirely that I needed an onion or garlic in this meal until it's a little too late.

  • @allycatkittycat
    @allycatkittycat ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m so happy y’all decided to make a show like this, love that we’re learning more about you guys!❤️ also their makeup looks so beautiful😭

  • @amyscalf8257
    @amyscalf8257 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂 Josh's little voice - I want the money - I love it!!! These episodes are so fun!!

  • @goner.9989
    @goner.9989 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    You should have gotten Emily as well.

    • @Troglobitten
      @Troglobitten ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Emily could fill this entire episode with her date horror stories of this year alone xD

    • @LemonTangie
      @LemonTangie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking the same thing. Missed opportunity.

    • @246kisses
      @246kisses ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’d watch an hour long video of Emily talking about her disaster dates!

  • @vo-g
    @vo-g ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I LOVE this! I’ve always thought there are so many great personalities on the mythical kitchen team and I’m so glad they’re leaning into that!

  • @groundcontrol7
    @groundcontrol7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This video started out STRONG 😂 right outta the gate

  • @siobhan-rae
    @siobhan-rae ปีที่แล้ว +14

    On a terrible first date, like fifteen minutes in. I got my sister to call me and pretend my dog had been taken to the vets so i had to go home right away.

  • @raeperonneau4941
    @raeperonneau4941 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lilly has totally come out of her shell! She’s awesome and a wonderful addition to the team!

  • @wavy6617
    @wavy6617 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nicole physically recoiling from Lily's story was so funny

  • @embarrassedcap
    @embarrassedcap ปีที่แล้ว +7

    imagine having a hot date scheduled the same day get diarrhea so you order some pretentious sounding health drink to settle your stomach and you take so long in the bathroom that he thinks you just got up and left

  • @RLP1117
    @RLP1117 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I remember josh mentioning his story in another video but in less detail 😭

  • @hannieuwenhuize
    @hannieuwenhuize ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the ADHD advice, I also prep everything first, but sometimes I still forget stuff or just have to turn off the pan. Usually turns out pretty good though.

  • @poetics231
    @poetics231 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love the range of advice lol

  • @AyaKunRose
    @AyaKunRose ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Actually I think all those strategies for ADHD cooking are pretty rad. 1) have a system to help you stay focused 2) learn how to wing it if/when that system fails 3) don't stress, just work with what you got

  • @khan.2705
    @khan.2705 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg the first story... wow ... Bravo 👏

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bleed in their mouth on the second date to secure them for life 😂 got it

  • @Misfit-doll
    @Misfit-doll ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I would like to hear about some of Emily's dates

    • @jessicasayler1248
      @jessicasayler1248 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I second this!! I am suuure she has some gems and her story telling skills are next level!!

    • @treblemaker33
      @treblemaker33 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That can be a whole damn series

  • @Cowah
    @Cowah ปีที่แล้ว

    Great episode, but Josh whipping out the Vegas Vacation reference at 14:26 and nobody having a clue what was going on had me dying.

  • @jtomas4850
    @jtomas4850 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Awesome episode!!

  • @thisintrovertknits
    @thisintrovertknits ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode was amazing, love getting to know them better as people

  • @Jgulezian
    @Jgulezian ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you guys like making this show, I'd love longer episodes!

  • @vinnybag-o-donuts4362
    @vinnybag-o-donuts4362 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Why was Emily not on this episode? You'd have hours of classic content @MythicalKitchen 😂

    • @davidwong656
      @davidwong656 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BEcause then the whole episode would be Emily. She can do this one on one with Josh sometime

    • @vinnybag-o-donuts4362
      @vinnybag-o-donuts4362 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidwong656 Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 say no more David Wong

    • @samie5061
      @samie5061 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i agree, she’s kinda overbearing sometimes, i like seeing the innards of the mythical kitchen crew, wish trevor was there!

    • @bonnieb9238
      @bonnieb9238 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is for the cooks only. Emily isn't a cook and she tells her date stories on other shows lol

  • @sfowler1017
    @sfowler1017 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lily's story was 10/10 fantastic. A roller coaster.

  • @Brasc
    @Brasc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have to wonder what exactly that waitress "took care of" with Nicole's date - especially as he never contacted her again.
    Also, 14:25 - Josh with a National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation reference, the old guy who finally won at Keno.

  • @FireLighttt
    @FireLighttt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how no one ever gets Josh's movie references. Vegas Vacation was hilarious!

  • @jasonkehoe8053
    @jasonkehoe8053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was hilarious!! Cool little change from cooking

  • @KelsHoyley
    @KelsHoyley ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that josh did the money bit from Vegas Vacation, sad the other 2 didn't get it. lol!

  • @laurakearns1702
    @laurakearns1702 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Josh “I won the moneyyyy” ARE YOU REFERENCING VEGAS VACATION 😭😂

  • @swimmergrl23100
    @swimmergrl23100 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone with adhd, I actually use lilys advice and it works for me 😂

  • @geoff5623
    @geoff5623 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to be prone to spontaneous nosebleeds, and horrified an ex when they made me a spicy dish and I started bleeding halfway through eating it. Thankfully we were just at their place and not in public (and I didn't bleed on them - at least that time), but there were many other times I had to wash blood off my face in a public bathroom.
    (Having a doctor cauterize the surface veins in my nostrils was an unpleasant experience, but solved the issue after dealing with it for many years)

  • @markhollas7585
    @markhollas7585 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would like to see a "two truths and a lie" version of this episode and all the stories from Emily

  • @charthepirate
    @charthepirate ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Josh Cooking advice for ADHD is my life Love it.

  • @TheSoullessSaint
    @TheSoullessSaint ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Josh getting weird looks for quoting the best line from Vegas Vacation... been there.

  • @CryptCryptid
    @CryptCryptid ปีที่แล้ว

    More of these please. These are really good!

  • @ScripturientMuse
    @ScripturientMuse ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this new show! It’s so fun to have this little taste of “get to know us more” outside of cooking. :)

  • @UnionJack26
    @UnionJack26 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wondering if that was a deliberate Vegas Vacation reference by Josh... :)

    • @Scyphenyt
      @Scyphenyt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had to be

  • @VintageFenrir
    @VintageFenrir ปีที่แล้ว

    15:20
    Ey! That's me too! I can cook great but I can't bake, because all my skill is in adjusting as I go.

  • @eleanormaddock9603
    @eleanormaddock9603 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    y'all need to be eating the food you had on the date

  • @pkfitnesshub
    @pkfitnesshub ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this series!!

  • @stormeythegoth9675
    @stormeythegoth9675 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yay I have something to watch during my wake n bake

  • @alisonmarusak3137
    @alisonmarusak3137 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew exactly what movie Josh was referring to at the bell😂 Love that movie!

  • @lionoftheleo9392
    @lionoftheleo9392 ปีที่แล้ว

    Josh.... lol 😂 love the "National Lampoon Vegas Vacation" impression!... lol.

  • @fhoque48
    @fhoque48 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this new series - so entertaining

  • @Rentarousensei
    @Rentarousensei ปีที่แล้ว

    "Didn't vomit though!" That was really important to me too in my blackout days.

  • @marcosinthemaking
    @marcosinthemaking ปีที่แล้ว

    Aprons off is the gen z sitting on the kitchen counter or floor gab sesh I love to see

  • @fiona8781
    @fiona8781 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    THIS is a show. Please continue with the horror...

  • @Jazzywazzywoo_
    @Jazzywazzywoo_ ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved this!!!! yay looking forward to more

  • @oshada
    @oshada ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was not prepared for the first story… talk about starting off strong

  • @norsemaiden1108
    @norsemaiden1108 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol the look of utter disgust on Lily's face while Josh told his date story.

  • @STSKSP
    @STSKSP ปีที่แล้ว

    Josh’s advice at the end is golden

  • @MSPaintRose
    @MSPaintRose ปีที่แล้ว

    this is a good series of them just talking. I want more of this

  • @ahiezeralaoiz
    @ahiezeralaoiz ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love Josh so much

  • @eva4585
    @eva4585 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have SO MANY questions!!! how did the next one go lily????...how did that date end? like what happened next? did the smoochies end? or were y'all like "well , it can't get any worse than that, lets speed up things"

  • @leewarstler
    @leewarstler ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I used to get frequent nosebleeds and same thing happened to me early on in dating (luckily we weren't in public lol). I thought I traumatized him, but we're married now!

  • @jazminkathrin
    @jazminkathrin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you guys way too much

  • @itsBoatsandHoes
    @itsBoatsandHoes ปีที่แล้ว

    Need more of these!!!

  • @matthewfaley7768
    @matthewfaley7768 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the first and only date I have ever been on I asked them what their favorite food was and they said "burger king" and I knew from then on that that relationship could never work.

  • @jadelafond6284
    @jadelafond6284 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree with Josh's last statement as a person with A.D.D

  • @discoj7112
    @discoj7112 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Josh is right. Lily's advice to prep everything is smart, but it just ain't happening.

  • @dawnakasmileygrl8145
    @dawnakasmileygrl8145 ปีที่แล้ว

    I won the money, the money the money - Sid Cesar's character in Vegas Vacation.

  • @jenjens33
    @jenjens33 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vegas Vacation mention?! Yesssss

  • @TheBooKing85
    @TheBooKing85 ปีที่แล้ว

    National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation reference by Josh FTW!!

  • @AlisonKay
    @AlisonKay ปีที่แล้ว

    This was amazing!

  • @blackpanther415
    @blackpanther415 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:25 is that a Sid Caesar reference from Vegas vacation?

  • @Chuycabra
    @Chuycabra ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd say they've started corrupting Lily, but she worked in kitchens, it was already there.
    Kitchen life, if you know you know!

  • @SonOfASpurs2023
    @SonOfASpurs2023 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good Vegas Vacation reference @Josh

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LILY FOR THE WIN..
    best second date story i ever heard.. hats off

  • @stevenfaber3896
    @stevenfaber3896 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOOOOOOOOOO! Josh with the clutch Madx5 world reference! I thought it was just me!

  • @hierismail
    @hierismail ปีที่แล้ว

    honest ADHD cooking advice:
    watching josh cook made me realize that messing up is going to happen.
    uncooked vegetables won't kill you most of the time (look for the ones that will, and just don't use those). pay attention to your meats. and then just wing it.
    I cut vegetables in order of how long they need to stay in the pan, I use 2 pans max. I do everything by taste, you'll get the hang of it

  • @everydaybrian
    @everydaybrian ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stories!

  • @jordankoss6081
    @jordankoss6081 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who has adhd I love Josh's answer.

  • @Dsarah86
    @Dsarah86 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had a date like Josh's. I payed for our order. When it came up. I told her this isn't going to work out and left.

  • @blaah9999
    @blaah9999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Second date. Guy says watching a movie, no funny stuff. Me: 26 and wary but okay.
    Of course within 10 min it becomes netflix and chill 🙄.
    Later he wants food. He’s doing keto and says he’ll just take us to McDonald’s and he can get a double quarter pounder without the bun.
    Get in his car and drive off, then he says oh crap, this car doesn’t have a working driver’s window we’ll have to go back and you drive.
    Okay no prob whatever. Get in my car and go to the drive through. He says oh, I left my wallet at my friend’s house because he had to drive me home due to being too high to drive because I was anxious to see you again.
    Oooookay….. i pay, wasn’t a problem.
    On the drive home he tells me he has fallen in love with me, that he was offered a job in Ireland (we lived in western WA) and I was going to be moving with him, no questions asked.
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no? Other things happened during the “chill” part that already were red flags to me so I was already not feeling it but to drop that on me and tell me I WAS leaving the country with this guy I’d only been on 2 dates with? No.
    We ate and I went home and told him it wouldn’t work out.
    🥲🥲

  • @bigfunny6312
    @bigfunny6312 ปีที่แล้ว

    Josh that might have been some of the most surprisingly insightful cooking advice. At least to me :)

  • @angelabernhardt6761
    @angelabernhardt6761 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice Vegas Vacation reference, Josh. 👌

  • @mikellanas1207
    @mikellanas1207 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that no one got, "I won the money....the money is mine", makes me sad. Viva Las Vegas anyone???? The only decent Chevy Chase movie.

    • @polkadotkimmy
      @polkadotkimmy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just searching the comments to see if anyone else caught this. Such a great movie!

  • @GTwander1
    @GTwander1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like this format, more plox.