ONE MILLION Gold Challenge in Stardew Valley

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มี.ค. 2021
  • Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the fantastic game of Stardew Valley. As always today we will be asking if Stardew Valley is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Or if this is only the case when Excluding Unlimited Gold and item duplication. This game is fantastic it went from a basic farming simulator to working on stardew valley android. And even stardew valley multiplayer. This game has seen a lot even an active stardew valley mod community. Today however we will be finding some classically fun video game exploits. Most of these exploits have been around since the games launch and can be discovered when looking into the games files. In our case we will be using an exploit that allows us to make 1 million gold or just 1 million on day 1 by duplicating all the items we have at hand by placing them inside a chest. It really is that simple. All the spiffing brit needs to break this game is an exciting use of item duplication and video game exploits! So can we make 1 million on the first day!
    This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos!
    It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
    So sit back relax and enjoy this stardew valley challenge with the power of Jeff Bezos and amazon farm! Can The Spiffing Brit Break this perfectly balanced game by getting 1 million in the first week or maybe get 1 million gold on day 1! Oh my what a challenge!
    You can pick up stardew valley on steam here: store.steampowered.com/app/41...
    My Fantastic Merchandise From Spiff Co:
    freshmerch.fm/collections/spi...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: STARDEW VALLEY Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - 1 Million Gold Bezos Amazon Challenge
    #funny #montage #StardewValley
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  • @CeeJayFraser
    @CeeJayFraser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6143

    The *ahem* "developer", singular.
    Let us not forget this amazing game was one dude with the "One Man Army" perk enabled.

    • @TechyBen
      @TechyBen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@thespiffingbrit No desk? How did his neck and shoulders survive?

    • @_GreenBoy_
      @_GreenBoy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      @@TechyBen *they didn't*

    • @noahhastings6145
      @noahhastings6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@TechyBen Blood for the blood god.

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      He hired a few people to help out quite a while ago so the latest update wasn't made alone.

    • @tommytomthms5
      @tommytomthms5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@poilboiler I think he had pretty much no choice, it was hire some help or we would still be on v1.2

  • @sendmechecks
    @sendmechecks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    "It ain't much, but it's dishonest work." -Beff Jezos

    • @doctrine8248
      @doctrine8248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's much lol, what do you mean ain't much!?:v

    • @sendmechecks
      @sendmechecks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@doctrine8248 It's a meme.

    • @doctrine8248
      @doctrine8248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sendmechecks I know, but it is possible to edit memes to adapt.

    • @sendmechecks
      @sendmechecks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​If you can re-edit my meme into something that is funnier, post your own comment. =D

    • @sendmechecks
      @sendmechecks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Satsuki Shirotae What are memes other than a remake of some other content?

  • @thiccburger290
    @thiccburger290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    These aren’t even unpaid interns, they’re paying *you* to be the intern. That’s peak Amazoon

  • @savoryovary4931
    @savoryovary4931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    if she’s your girl, why is she infinitely duping geodes with me

    • @pissopiss1146
      @pissopiss1146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Asking the real questions

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3102

    "Did you come to the farm to get away from corporate drudgery?"
    "Oh no, I came to show everyone how corporate drudgery is actually done!"

    • @Mis73rRand0m
      @Mis73rRand0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      When you realize Communism and Capitalism are the damn same - and you hate everyone involved, including yourself.

    • @Joel-bj8om
      @Joel-bj8om 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Mis73rRand0m Communism is just Capitalism enforced heavily by secret police and the military.

    • @ThatGuy-ew5du
      @ThatGuy-ew5du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I gotta point out he lied alot since max player load out was 533.....so that was a lie he said. Also he didn't use the best million farm method with 5 to 25 players multi billion or cap anyways. So lied again. This dude isn't very good at the game or anything but anyways the video is a bunch of lies and isn't even a fast way to do the stuff he's doing. Literally a million in under 10 mins that's 1 player not multi. Lol so yeah garbage sorry

    • @Atomsk2
      @Atomsk2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ThatGuy-ew5du three month old account and with no videos :/ sorry for snooping but usually when someone calls another person a liar they tend to have some point to stand on or prove. So I went to check out your videos about the situation to see how you would make this better only to learn you had nothing :( make a video showing it please I would prefer to be more efficient if there’s a way but I’m also to lazy to look any further than your channel

    • @double7923
      @double7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Christopher Corriveau it's not the process it's the result, a terrible life of monotony and strife. And chronic depression for the population

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    "No, you can't form a union, but you did make me proud"

    • @aydinhepsevim5724
      @aydinhepsevim5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "Which one of you wrote HELP on feild, you are not allowed to show unhappiness."

    • @itsmevsme7308
      @itsmevsme7308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's all they need

  • @notednuance
    @notednuance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "We are going to make a special farmer"
    "Ah yes thats clearly Pitbul..."
    "Beff Jezos"

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Joja is sending representatives to take notes on your farm.

    • @bee7857
      @bee7857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean a corporate spy XD

  • @eolyas1664
    @eolyas1664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Life is perfectly balanced with no exploit :
    Spiff : here are my 100 friends
    Yep, truly an unexploitable exploit...

    • @jadenzantslayers6694
      @jadenzantslayers6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thespiffingbrit damn, all the best dude

    • @eolyas1664
      @eolyas1664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thespiffingbrit imagine having interns when you can have slaves.
      Wait...

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@eolyas1664 Civil War flashbacks-

    • @el_mr6439
      @el_mr6439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's easy with the infinite money exploit

    • @h2squared
      @h2squared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@el_mr6439 nah fam the underwater breathing technique is great just tell someone how to breathe underwater watch them drown and then technically nobody killed them

  • @Its_Dave_Just_Dave
    @Its_Dave_Just_Dave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    "can we form a union now?" no

    • @emotionalleech2421
      @emotionalleech2421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@SCP - 1669 - 43 "I'm sorry, did I say unionized? I meant ionized! Terribly sorry for the mistake."

  • @JustNightmare
    @JustNightmare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Almost perfect. You just forgot one little thing. You said: "An exploit that developers did not expect", but this truly masterpiece was actually made by an army of only one genius man. All respect to ConcernedApe ♥️

    • @FluffyFuwa
      @FluffyFuwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In 1.5 there's two developers

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FluffyFuwa i think most people still consider it a one man game- the majority of the game and the updates were made by one man! the new dev is great but that doesnt change that CA made an amazing game all on his own

  • @averagechannelname9969
    @averagechannelname9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Stardew Valley is relaxing
    Me who has crippling anxiety over needing to complete everything in two years: y-yeah *relaxing*

    • @akiradkcn
      @akiradkcn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ikr

    • @rebak992
      @rebak992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true

    • @tootiredforthis1
      @tootiredforthis1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holy shit i didn't know that now ill never feel ok spending a whole day in the mines again D:

    • @fetusgriffin9897
      @fetusgriffin9897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Community center be like:

    • @christophbeck1305
      @christophbeck1305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats the reason why i only once actually made it to the end of year 2 in all the other new games i started i droped out around end of sunmer year 2.

  • @NoahClevinger
    @NoahClevinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    A simple farmer with a simple way of life: exploiting games.

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thespiffingbrit The Tyson Foods business model.

    • @ruaridh6744
      @ruaridh6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MrYago-xd7um idk how this made me laugh so hard

    • @Skulanus
      @Skulanus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It ain’t much, but it’s dishonest work.

    • @anggaadandiputra8450
      @anggaadandiputra8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thespiffingbrit do you mean mandatory workers

    • @SapioiT
      @SapioiT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thespiffingbrit A simple farmer with just 1 table and 200 interns.

  • @princessazula7456
    @princessazula7456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I love how someone dug the word union into your farm.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think you meant to say "the word "union"" unless it was just a union-related word

    • @prunabluepepper
      @prunabluepepper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They wrote join the union

    • @illogicalbear6200
      @illogicalbear6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HELLO CITIZEN. I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT SPIFFCO LLC HAS ISSUED A CEASE AND DESIST. YOU HAVE ELEVEN HOURS TO PUT RETRACTIONS OR REDACTIONS INTO YOUR STATEMENT, OR A SPIFFCO PARALEGAL WILL BE FORCED TO PUT A LEGALLY DISTINCT "REDACTION" INTO YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

    • @princessazula7456
      @princessazula7456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@defensivekobra3873 I was pretty out of it from lack of sleep. I fixed it.

    • @sasi5841
      @sasi5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timestamp

  • @jordanjamesstavrakis1683
    @jordanjamesstavrakis1683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You can bet after this video went out there was an internal Amazon meeting
    "So, do you think we can somehow get the workers to pay us for doing the labour?"
    "Sure, first we just need an isolated island we can move them all too"

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    Are you kidding? I started playing again 2 days ago for the first time in like 5 years....

    • @Lucario_Amiibo
      @Lucario_Amiibo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The best crop you can grow is ancient seeds, takes 28 days to grow but is reharvestable every week afterwards, plant them in the greenhouse for best effects, at the start you'll only have one of them so you will need to put them in seed makers, eventually you will have a gold mine every week

    • @Lucario_Amiibo
      @Lucario_Amiibo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And to top this off, the ginger island farm can grow MORE of these fruits. Also to make even more money put them into kegs (takes 7 days to produce so its perfect) casks idk if it is worth since you need 56 days (i think) to max out wine quality.

    • @Tibovl
      @Tibovl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wanted to say that stardew valley isn't even 5 years old, then I realised it actually is. Holy shit, time flies

    • @JungleScene
      @JungleScene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yea same. I just started a new game. 1.5 is awesome!!! so many good QOL updates.

    • @Valery0503
      @Valery0503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg Clemens als ob man dich hier sieht

  • @wannabedemigod9471
    @wannabedemigod9471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    The perfect game would be one spiff couldn’t exploit. *And no ones perfect*

    • @TillerTH
      @TillerTH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Wait that would mean there isn’t a game spiff cannot exploit

    • @barryfraser831
      @barryfraser831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TillerTH Eggsactly.

    • @MACHscott
      @MACHscott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. Stop. Please. I don't want my ladies to be subjected. 😭

    • @dyobodraode2554
      @dyobodraode2554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's impossible

    • @joethomas8464
      @joethomas8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MACHscott Don't worry, your ladies aren't the ones I'm subjugating.
      You are.

  • @G0SE
    @G0SE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    this guy’s the Mr. Beast and Internet Historian of exploits

    • @hayhaa1984
      @hayhaa1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@thespiffingbrit He just told you spiff.

    • @2007Shockwave
      @2007Shockwave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hide the pain Spiff.

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@2007Shockwave The Tea Conspiracy: Yorkshire tea prevents you from hiding your pain.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rbxless the tea snitches to the IRS

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thespiffingbrit a powerful sad man

  • @blunderbus2695
    @blunderbus2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    'I may have made my name the prismatic shard ID'
    That guy just made this whole duplication process 100x more efficient, give a round of applause

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As soon as the prismatic shard appeared I knew somebody was cheating. Technically it's an intentional feature though, which means it's still more legitimate than this dupe glitch.

    • @DW55_Official
      @DW55_Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, sucks you can't do it on ps4 anymore

    • @vinijoay
      @vinijoay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DW55_Official you can do in ps4 with animals i think, not sure tho

    • @primadeluxe4910
      @primadeluxe4910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vinijoay nope

  • @DrPeppa
    @DrPeppa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    13:55 - "Okay everyone, out of bed!"
    * dozens of people exit the same bed *

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's like a clown car.

  • @playerunknown9448
    @playerunknown9448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Man if only we could do this in real life.......

    • @akilh340
      @akilh340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@thespiffingbrit
      Next video title: Bitcoin is a perfectly balanced currency with no exploits

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@akilh340 we got spiffcoin already

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exiting time for science and poverty

    • @akilh340
      @akilh340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@defensivekobra3873 good point

    • @loganwalker8537
      @loganwalker8537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akilh340 sending a virus to let's say 1 thousand people that uses 10% or 5% of the gpu power to mine bitcoin.... you will have made a lot of free bitcoin

  • @ultimatestuff7111
    @ultimatestuff7111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Still waiting for”Taxes is Perfectly Balanced with No Exploits-Tax Fraud without being caught Challenge”

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Surely the best exploit would be one where you don't even have to deny what you did?

    • @Dong_Harvey
      @Dong_Harvey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called running for any political position

    • @milky5432
      @milky5432 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      an exploit is using existing mechanics in an unexpected way.
      Fraud is more like cheats.
      Tax work around are an exploit.
      Maybe spiff works for Donald trump

  • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
    @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "No, you can't form a union" -favorite line

  • @davidtreissman
    @davidtreissman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love that even though Spiff may claim to be an emotionless corporate overload he still gives his unpaid interns health care and medical insurance. 2:53 7:28

  • @markoljkrasus2888
    @markoljkrasus2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Can we make a union now?" Absolutely killed me xD

    • @msolomonii9825
      @msolomonii9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      next moment the Pinkertons showed up, but they made sure there was no video of that part

    • @rocksinshoe9930
      @rocksinshoe9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      unions are cringe ahahahe now piss in the bottle and poop in the bag

  • @CustomName
    @CustomName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Spiffing exploiting games one at a time

    • @uoverr
      @uoverr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      stop commenting

    • @ishowhalal
      @ishowhalal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how many bruhs can i get off this comment
      current : 625
      bruh

    • @clapkay
      @clapkay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stop commenting

    • @maxgunn8518
      @maxgunn8518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meow

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Games and gamers alike

  • @erichurst7897
    @erichurst7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Paying Discord members"... they are literally paying you to work on your farm. You, sir, are the King of Capitalismistan.

  • @boowompthecat
    @boowompthecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    The fact that spiffing has not only created a YT community willing to help complete meaningless tasks for an evening to help with a video, but that they also pay to join this.
    I think he's becoming too powerful

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The Gaming Eagle kettles for the kettle throne!

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A TH-cam audience is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.

    • @MaaZeus
      @MaaZeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, he is perfectly balanced individual. I hope...

  • @TheRealCharlesDarwin
    @TheRealCharlesDarwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Bezos Bed Time" is something i really hoped not to hear today.

  • @ethanrock8122
    @ethanrock8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Prison Architect: No Prisoners, just a tree farm
    Stardew Valley: No Farming, just prisoners and some tables
    Spiff: Perfectly Balanced

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Spiffing Brit making over three million in a single day in Stardew Valley.
    Dangerously Funny: "Are you challenging me?"

  • @BirdlessFlight
    @BirdlessFlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "occasionally it glitches and the top person loses their geode"
    No Spiff, that's it not glitching...

  • @amberhide04
    @amberhide04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    This video should've been called: "Forced labour is a perfectly balanced thing with no exploits"

  • @arealcyborg7691
    @arealcyborg7691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I needed this while farming for the 10 mill steam achievement.

    • @shaxee2651
      @shaxee2651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No you did not need it

    • @arealcyborg7691
      @arealcyborg7691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@shaxee2651 well turns out you can't do it signal player so...

    • @RequiseBBC
      @RequiseBBC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would have enjoyed this if I had friends...

    • @Vergilangel
      @Vergilangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arealcyborg7691 you can always give yourself a debug name and get stuff like prismatic shards by the dozen

    • @reksiohundson8706
      @reksiohundson8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude , game is so easy to earn cash :
      first year :
      Spring - skip farming ! , first few days gather , gift Linus , then go to mine , get to level 120 easy , you will have shit load resourcess .
      Summer - year one farm wheat for quick farm leveling (beer for gifts for all drunks in tavern) , get to quality sprinklers , craft shit of those , and start making kags /preservative jars/lightning rods
      Fall - Invest all cash in Pumpkins + PJ = $$$
      Winter - year one buy buss to Calico desert from community center (dont even bother to do bundles , team up with joja) , enter skull cavern , and gather resourcess , in 2 weeks you should have enough ore for min 50 iridium bars (depend on luck and your skills) , and build ... crystaraliums and farm Jade , you will get 4 jade in week x 25 = 100 , you do to deser traider and buy 100 starcase for 100 jade :) , and then you start , in skull cavern in level 100 , and that is easy iridium .
      year two :
      Spring - you farm what ever , you need to level farming , 14 for all you cash you buy strawberry , farm it , use keg & pj for better profit . (save some strawberry , for seed maker , and seed all in green house for years 3 , and convert to seeds)
      Summer - Starfruit for all your cash , again pj/keg
      Fall - pumpkin - pj
      And basically you will swim in cash , end of 3rd year I allready had golden clock, 3 obelisks beach,calico desert ,ginger island , and 10 mil on account , after that game is basically borring .

  • @jeremymcallister8320
    @jeremymcallister8320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    FINALLY!! I've been praying, waiting, sacrificing, begging, crying for another exploit excursion on the Valley. Thank you, Highness, for hearing the prayers of the loyal!

  • @Fluxquark
    @Fluxquark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    10/10 Jeff Bezos cosplay, 100% realistic

  • @joshuaphelps789
    @joshuaphelps789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Because of you spiff I stopped drinking coffee and only drink tea now! Thank you for this change in my life

  • @HanSolo__
    @HanSolo__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "The best way to make money if of course to have money..."
    That's true to the bone.

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and laborers who pay *you* helps, too ^^

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "The quickest way to make a small fortune is start off with a big fortune then lose money until it's a small fortune"

    • @RadeticDaniel
      @RadeticDaniel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WildBluntHickok
      "The only way to become a millonaire in Formula 1 as a team owner is to start out as a Billionaire"
      - Eddie Jordan

  • @raku5178
    @raku5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    A collab with Dangerously Funny is a must now.

    • @toribarlow1000
      @toribarlow1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Need

    • @veyunali8504
      @veyunali8504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every ex spouse must work under beff jezoz

    • @ThatOneGuyJet
      @ThatOneGuyJet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why is he called dangerously funny when he isn't funny nor dangerous

  • @namnams1495
    @namnams1495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I loved this so much!!
    "WHO WROTE 'help' INTO THE FARM!"

  • @Psymon1471
    @Psymon1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Ultimate achievement unlocked: *You have purchased Joja Mart and majority shares in Joja Corp*

    • @grim1427
      @grim1427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hilarious! Also I would totally play that expansion.

  • @Sigilstone17
    @Sigilstone17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The most powerful exploit of all: friendship

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The other day you made a video on the game of life, and now you’re making a video on the game of the life I wish I had

  • @tekateman6464
    @tekateman6464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Turning Stardew Valley into an idle game was so funny

  • @gpfuns
    @gpfuns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    WE NEED TAX EVATION IS PERFECTLY BALENCED
    The spelling mistake is intended to increase the number of comments

    • @Muhanoid
      @Muhanoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, already written by Robert T. Kiyosaki. Well, how to legally do that.

    • @reka10
      @reka10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's evasion. And everyone knows how to do it.

    • @zombieardvark9676
      @zombieardvark9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evasion*

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I say avoision

    • @jeromeperson440
      @jeromeperson440 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dfhtrf

  • @lookbehindyou8358
    @lookbehindyou8358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    My friend who saw me watching this said, "Is that GrayStillPlays?" And I died.

    • @dismockpixr131
      @dismockpixr131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Screw you gameeeeeee"

    • @mikcsa
      @mikcsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Now that's a collab I would watch

    • @TireFill
      @TireFill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ditto

    • @chandamandal8646
      @chandamandal8646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      collab question mark

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikcsa I'd say don't cross the streams, but tea exists.

  • @TheRealAlpha2
    @TheRealAlpha2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Spiff: C'mon, get into bed with daddy Bezzos...
    Connor: Umm, I need an HR rep.

  • @JessWLStuart
    @JessWLStuart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "You can't sit down, it invalidates your health insurance!" - Beff Jezos!
    I laughed so loud the neighbors complained!

  • @dabash00r
    @dabash00r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    At some point i was thinking, this is not about exploiting stardew valley ...
    but your community :P

  • @gordonramsdale
    @gordonramsdale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7:30 How did you manage to trap Jeff Bezos' spirit so perfectly into Stardew Valley?

  • @honeybee6729
    @honeybee6729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Spiff co-oping with his viewers is always some good fun

  • @FelipeDermann
    @FelipeDermann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was just talking about how I missed a new exploit for this game after the previous one got patched. So happy to see this!

  • @OmegaZero141
    @OmegaZero141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This requires at least one friend, this should be easy for everyone watching... I'm the exception

    • @tydshiin5783
      @tydshiin5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

    • @julk1732
      @julk1732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      99% of viewers are, 1% margin of error

    • @killerbug05
      @killerbug05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *laughs in 2 different versions of the game*

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which 2 of my 10 computers should I install it on?

  • @MrSnotbubble1
    @MrSnotbubble1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The timing on this video is impeccable, I bought this game last night to play with my friends with the intention of getting rich, and then spif- i mean uh beff comes in clutch
    All jokes aside, thanks for the amazing content

  • @VenomousSpyro
    @VenomousSpyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I'm a farmer in real life. I become a billionaire in a few hours. Thanks Spiff!

  • @UltimatelyEverything
    @UltimatelyEverything 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The way he said "Cash Money" just had me laughing 😂😂

  • @khidrrr
    @khidrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I NEVER CLICKED SO FAST AAAHH MY HEART

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit yea that would cost money

  • @GrimFom34
    @GrimFom34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dangerously Funny and spiff collab would let me die happily

    • @PharmDACR
      @PharmDACR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be glorious.

    • @bookreaderman6715
      @bookreaderman6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would start the tea vs. Coffee wars
      But I would love the video

    • @jirehtheprovider
      @jirehtheprovider 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly, DF has more or less fully given up on Stardew Valley for some reason. He might come back from time to time but not with the same energy

  • @liamalexander5907
    @liamalexander5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just got this game 3 days ago and I'm so glad you made a video of it

  • @lukeluck13
    @lukeluck13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are one of the funniest blokes in the whole of the UK.
    Thanks for existing mate!

  • @MALEMization
    @MALEMization 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well Mr. Brit: I guess we'll call you the GEODUDE of Stardew Valley!

  • @BambiDiego
    @BambiDiego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Don't farm in a farming simulator
    Spiff: Perfectly balanced

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He does his farming in prison.

  • @SylentGuardian91
    @SylentGuardian91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love how you just started berating him when he couldn't find any coal, made me laugh way too hard XD

  • @calvinlynn8719
    @calvinlynn8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Spiff: “A nice relaxing farming game”
    Me: Laughs in volcano cave

  • @shrimpy_nazeem
    @shrimpy_nazeem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Spiff: uploads stardew valley video
    Concerned ape: *sweats nervously*

  • @LongLiver
    @LongLiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    When he says developers: laughs in game made by one lone guy

  • @SlowerIsFaster139
    @SlowerIsFaster139 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might be the best video I have seen so far this year

  • @S4atan-
    @S4atan- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The story telling within this video is absolutely splendid, now i could finally understand the hidden innerworkings behind amazoons sucess.

  • @Ayylex
    @Ayylex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This looks like the ultimate exploited farming experience 😎👍

  • @Daun0007
    @Daun0007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At this point, I’m just amazed by how many stock photos you have in your hard drive

  • @TheBlackAbyss1
    @TheBlackAbyss1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I discovered this glitch one year ago! It finally sees the light of day!

  • @toxictouchgames5523
    @toxictouchgames5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once again another spiff masterpiece. Would love to learn how to get that many people into one game of stardew! Makes me want to play this game again!
    I am sure you may already be aware but I am pretty sure tea is apart of the game now, you could use this trick to become the world tea supply!

  • @goose5200
    @goose5200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this game! So glad you’re exploiting it!

  • @Chibinaru29
    @Chibinaru29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I almost spit out my tea laughing so hard 😂

  • @themathhelpchannel5857
    @themathhelpchannel5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg ur playin fav game ever and this is the one vid I haven’t seen in the past 3 months :(

  • @xlunaxlovex
    @xlunaxlovex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bf and I did this exploit by accident a day after the update, we had uranium everything after a couple hours of gameplay.. I've been waiting for your video since then

  • @shaqtaku
    @shaqtaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's right ladies and gentlemen, this magnificent sausage has just put out another majestic video

  • @LandonC81
    @LandonC81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The prophecy in the thumbnail was foretold. Space cowboy Bezos.

  • @shkinkot4544
    @shkinkot4544 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is absolutely the best video so far!

  • @poppykate3036
    @poppykate3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dunno why this entertained me so much... but new subscriber gained 😂😂😂

  • @toribarlow1000
    @toribarlow1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Love this content. But I wanted to let you all know that there are not multiple developers on this. This game was created as a passion project by a single person! Isn't that wild!

  • @akatsuki445
    @akatsuki445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Developers"
    Just the one developer, actually.

  • @MrMajesticJack
    @MrMajesticJack 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this video! But for once i actually exploited a game before Spiff did it. We did this so much when we played the game! Its actually fun! We had over 20 people on the server and everyone was duping items and we had a massive farm! It was fun!

  • @BWA85
    @BWA85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiff... Balancing the world one game at a time.
    You truly are a pioneer.

  • @TheLibermania
    @TheLibermania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That is probably the only game i feel bad for.

  • @blondelocksfandomkingdom1536
    @blondelocksfandomkingdom1536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, i dont know if u figured it out or not but you can get tea in stardew valley, all you have to do is get 2 or more hearts with caroline(she like daffodils and summer spangles). After that you need to go into her green house room next to the kitchen, there will be a cut scenes and she will give u the recipe for tea trees. Your welcome if u hadn't figured it out.

  • @poisonedoak6563
    @poisonedoak6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Considering the intro for this game, this is great

  • @LiamTheTrashDoggo
    @LiamTheTrashDoggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is fecking amazing brilliant work

  • @kkkkkkkkkKK417
    @kkkkkkkkkKK417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    farming like a true brit

  • @mammothachoo
    @mammothachoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    What did you do during coronavirus?
    Spiff: broke and exploited everything that can be broken

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bezos: Ditto.

    • @kimarna
      @kimarna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Next week: covid is a perfectly balanced pandemic with no exploits

  • @DefinitelyNotaRussianSpy
    @DefinitelyNotaRussianSpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I honestly am impressed that you got so many people to work together without any trolls

  • @seatheparade
    @seatheparade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just started playing stardew valley 2 weeks back and love it! Tho if I ever tried this my game would 100% crash 😂😂😂 I need Beff Jezos' desktop

  • @pietro3477
    @pietro3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Will we have a stellaris nemesis exploit when it launches?

  • @I_Kiwiss
    @I_Kiwiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A Kiwi Approves Of This High Quality Content

    • @quasar379
      @quasar379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHHAHAHAHHA UR FUNNY FUNNY PROFILE JOKE PROFILE I LAUGH HAHA FUNNY LAUGH XDDDDD

  • @KrokstheCrocodile
    @KrokstheCrocodile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey I have found a bug that that happened when I played with a friend, in the events "Stardew Valley Fair", "Spirit's Eve" and the "Feast of the Winter Star" You can get it to work like this: If the host is leaving the event and cancels the "waiting for other players" screen a moment before the other farmer leaves the event, the bug will trigger. From host's point of view the event is not over but the other farmer is actually out of the event like normal. When in this state the time is not moving at all and will stay stuck at the time the event is normally over. When I say time is not moving I mean mobs don't move machines will not finish their job and some more strange things. Until the host will leave the event the other farmer has infinite time to do everything that they want.
    I'm not sure if this will work with more then two farmers or not but you can try if you want to.

    • @KrokstheCrocodile
      @KrokstheCrocodile 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its working also in events entrances

    • @Adam19811
      @Adam19811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KrokstheCrocodile Is this still working??

    • @KrokstheCrocodile
      @KrokstheCrocodile 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Adam19811 As far of the last time that I checked, yes, but there is some time since then because I don't really like to use this bug

  • @jimobrien7315
    @jimobrien7315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I admire your work Beff Jezos!

  • @lykos482
    @lykos482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    TH-cam notifications have failed me, I saw this through recommended before notification

  • @TheRealCharlesDarwin
    @TheRealCharlesDarwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Perfect, get back into position. OK, brace yourself. Are you holding down?"
    "Choke me, daddy Bezos"
    "What?"
    "What?"

  • @Kate_Fyria
    @Kate_Fyria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes, the game that got me into watching people play games on TH-cam. Thank you DF. You led me here.