This club was ranked the WORST in Europe, so we popped along for a night out… would you enjoy a night out here? I’d appreciate any new viewers subscribing to the channel, getting quite close to 30,000 now - thank you so much! :)
Ed in the future, please don’t take paracetamol or products containing paracetamol if you are going to drink heavily, it can produce pretty bad reactions and you could get liver damage
@@NZKiwi87 You have to meet up and kiss now that's youtube rules haha. That sounded snarky but I bet you two young cats are already married at this point!
Last nightclub I went to was absolutely packed with beautiful women, but the entire club stank of scampi, not only that but someone had carved "Ape tits" into the toilet cubicle wall I'd say that's worse than Gloorts or Kwonks or whatever the place you guys went to is called
Ed if you think this is the worst nightclub. Please please come to Bubbles Ashington Northumberland. It is the exact same vibe as klute but it has the toilets outside and the best bit is the smoking area.
This is what you get when 6 times world snooker champion, come techno DJ, Steve Davis and Alan cockpiss partridge, mix DNA. 😂😂 Actually love the vids Ed!!
Was in durham on friday and almost went to jimmies or klute but left too late to get in to a club, would have been funny to drunknly bumped into you though. Great video as per usual
When I was a student at Durham I dated an absolute 🔔 end. When in Klute one night, he decided to punch someone when we were in klute, because he thought they were trying to chat me up. They weren't and he knew that. He had anger issues so just wanted to be a nob, basically, but as a consequence he, myself and a female friend we were with got chucked out and barred. I was over joyed to be barred as it really is a crap night club. I now had the perfect excuse to never go in there again. 🎉
@EdChapman23. You should *never* want a night-out in a club to end. Keep trying these things - it's excellent content coz it's *you* we are buying into, but going out and about keeps it fresh. Been a big supporter of you for years - back thru the name changes! Thank you for another entertaining episode 👏🙌
If you want the worst nightclub in Europe (possibly even the world) then you need to go to Jesters in Southampton. It's a place where only the most hills-have-eyes type of mutant tends to frequent.
Loving rhe videos keep.it up ur a funny guy . This nightclub back in the day 20.years lol used to be quality I went every week almost it was bouncing..I fell off the bridge next to it and smashed my arm in 4 places 😂
I swear every uni town had "the worst club in Europe" - tbf I think I've definitely been in worse clubs than this. Definitely getting school disco vibes from it though 😬
I’ve been to much worse nightclubs in sunny beach Bulgaria a few years back, the second you walked in your feet were soaked in a river of piss throughout the whole dance floors
Glitterball & sticky floor are two things that remind me of my student nightclub in Worcester - things never seem to change 😂Although ours was always packed, probably as it was the only cheap club there!
Ya can't beat a bottle of Old Spice. I found a bottle I left in the attic 20 years ago and it still smells -great- Doors seldom close on nightclub doors so the bouncers can see who's putting what up their nose holes.
I think I would be very much down for having a dance at that place. not too busy, cheesy music, probably cheapish drinks given where it is, didn't seem like it would take long to get to the bar, clientele didn't seem too lairy. could probably could do with being a bit more busy, but not too much.
if you think thats the worst you clearly haven't been to Echos in Loughborough, England. Even when they refurbished it they kept the sticky floor and pissed up toilets lol. That was the place to go though ha! Some girl even squatted and did a shit in the middle of the dancefloor. She wasn't even kicked out of the club lol, And if you got stabbed you'd have to walk it off.
In Aberystwyth there is a pub called Downies that people only go in on nights out the floors is so sticky and in the toilets obviously there is no lock on the cubicle but also there is a missing urinal and people will just pi ss into the hole in the wall, I saw someone wee in the sink once as well and eventually they got a new urinal and the next night the only sink went missing. It's like it's cursed to have something missing. The place in general has good atmosphere though and the best drink they do is called a Gay Admiral.
Hi mate great video like the banter too .... Any chance too a review in Sheffield great city and my home town please and congratulations on nearly 30;000 subscribers totally fully deserved mate 💯🤗
😂😂😂 God, your video takes me back to my younger days, P*ssed people, vomit in the loos and cheesy music! Tops!! Thanks again Ed for another hilarious video! Fantastic! 😂😂😂😂
This club was ranked the WORST in Europe, so we popped along for a night out… would you enjoy a night out here? I’d appreciate any new viewers subscribing to the channel, getting quite close to 30,000 now - thank you so much! :)
What was the podcast you mentioned? 🤩 Where we can find it?
It went pretty good
@@midnightdreams8136click on his profile and then channels and that's his old podcast
This should be a series
Ed ya pals peppered bro he needs his bed🤣
This would be amazing as a series! Ed and a guest going to random nightclubs to see if they're good or not
Class video mate🙏
We love you Ed! Keep up the good work!
Cheers mate!
Any club that drops Rasputin is good in my books
Ive just finished binging all your videos, you’ll definitely have 250k by 2024!
Great vid Ed as always u deserve utleast 1 million subs !!!!
Love the vids Ed. You'll be hitting 500k followers by next year if you keep up the great content!
"You look like a middle aged cyclist!" Whahahahahhahaha that one got me! hahahaha
Finnish TH-camr Miska Haakana also did a video on this club a year ago.
Reminds of the school disco from The Inbetweeners
ed my sir you produce banger after banger
Cheers!
Thanks for the heads up!! 🤭Kx
It's already bad enough that they are playing Boney M.........jaysus....that's terrible!
Parmaham? Not the right pronunciation hahahahhaa
Near enough
Thanks!
Thank you so much mate!
Yes ed 😊
Don't lie Ed its just orange juice
👀
This channel is going to blow up. Keep up the quality content Ed!
Cheers! :)
@@EdChapman23 the fbi loves you ed
Famous quote of the night… “We nearly didn’t get let in” 😂 👍
Can you imagine...
You deserve a lot more subs mate, content is brilliant and your sense of humour bang on. Keep at it
Cheers mate, appreciate your support!
“You look like a middle-aged cyclist” 😂😂
Can’t be worst nightclub if playing Boney M when you enter
Ed in the future, please don’t take paracetamol or products containing paracetamol if you are going to drink heavily, it can produce pretty bad reactions and you could get liver damage
weirdly only considered that a couple of hours ago, I didn't drink much luckily but yeah you're right
I’m 44 and they’re playing music clubs used to play when *I* went clubbing 20 years ago - I’m flabbergasted 😂
I'm 43 and a kiwi too thought I'd just randomly let you know 😂
@@miss_michelle kia ora kiwi!
@@NZKiwi87 You have to meet up and kiss now that's youtube rules haha. That sounded snarky but I bet you two young cats are already married at this point!
Last nightclub I went to was absolutely packed with beautiful women, but the entire club stank of scampi, not only that but someone had carved "Ape tits" into the toilet cubicle wall
I'd say that's worse than Gloorts or Kwonks or whatever the place you guys went to is called
Ed if you think this is the worst nightclub. Please please come to Bubbles Ashington Northumberland. It is the exact same vibe as klute but it has the toilets outside and the best bit is the smoking area.
The cheeky David Brent quote made my day 'different drink, different needs' 😂 you're too funny
had to be done!
You forgot "mused" too 😂
Ed, please make some more long videos. I could watch you for hours!
I'll try! Not every concept works as a longer vid though, will start putting extended versions on the patreon I think
@@EdChapman23 make it work Ed!! make it work 😉
ed, i think you would have no trouble passing for a student if you wanted to or not !
Yeah you're right, I'm youthful
This is what you get when 6 times world snooker champion, come techno DJ, Steve Davis and Alan cockpiss partridge, mix DNA. 😂😂
Actually love the vids Ed!!
Was in durham on friday and almost went to jimmies or klute but left too late to get in to a club, would have been funny to drunknly bumped into you though. Great video as per usual
Actually love to go on the sesh with this guy
Another banger of a video Ed keep up the great work mate 🎉🎉
Cheers Steven!
As someone who lives in Durham. I can agree this is a brilliant review on Europe’s worst nightclub😂
Worked in Klute for 2 years when I was a student - most fun job I've ever had!
Staff behind the bar were very good tbf
It reminded me of my school disco and I'm 55!
When I was a student at Durham I dated an absolute 🔔 end. When in Klute one night, he decided to punch someone when we were in klute, because he thought they were trying to chat me up. They weren't and he knew that. He had anger issues so just wanted to be a nob, basically, but as a consequence he, myself and a female friend we were with got chucked out and barred. I was over joyed to be barred as it really is a crap night club. I now had the perfect excuse to never go in there again. 🎉
I swear the "sweaty man" was the son of comedian Al Murray (Pub Landlord)
That’s me lmao, was on a Halloween social (don’t normally dress like that ahahah)
Always such a Joy to see a new video has been posted to your channel!
Thanks! Appreciate your support!
Get yourself to Vibe in Peterlee on a Saturday, be plenty of people gurning on the dancefloor.
I'm moving up that way and this might be a fun way to see what the locals get upto 😅
@@ELD0E I wouldn't move to Peter lee, its an absolute shit hole and full of wrongens
@@ELD0E Vibe has been burned really badly yesterday, it's closed for a long time possibly forever 🤣
@EdChapman23. You should *never* want a night-out in a club to end.
Keep trying these things - it's excellent content coz it's *you* we are buying into, but going out and about keeps it fresh. Been a big supporter of you for years - back thru the name changes! Thank you for another entertaining episode 👏🙌
Thank you, appreciate you sticking around and supporting for so long - I remember the name! :)
If you want the worst nightclub in Europe (possibly even the world) then you need to go to Jesters in Southampton.
It's a place where only the most hills-have-eyes type of mutant tends to frequent.
Loving rhe videos keep.it up ur a funny guy . This nightclub back in the day 20.years lol used to be quality I went every week almost it was bouncing..I fell off the bridge next to it and smashed my arm in 4 places 😂
I swear every uni town had "the worst club in Europe" - tbf I think I've definitely been in worse clubs than this. Definitely getting school disco vibes from it though 😬
Having watched a lot of your videos , I think the problem is simply that you're a victim of youre own very high cultural standards. 😄
So glad I found you on TH-cam. Surprised to see you aren’t at a million + subscribers.
Lol don’t do much clubbing these days …what worse in Leeds these days ??
I’ve been to much worse nightclubs in sunny beach Bulgaria a few years back, the second you walked in your feet were soaked in a river of piss throughout the whole dance floors
Looked Dead old 60's music Ik Boney M is a classic but School Disco is where it is used or Children's Parties where was the 90's bangers
Glitterball & sticky floor are two things that remind me of my student nightclub in Worcester - things never seem to change 😂Although ours was always packed, probably as it was the only cheap club there!
Tramps?
this place is so dull ,omg 🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺
I can mage the ones saying ,this is where i meet your mum .oh there still playing our song 40 years later.
Ya can't beat a bottle of Old Spice. I found a bottle I left in the attic 20 years ago and it still smells -great- Doors seldom close on nightclub doors so the bouncers can see who's putting what up their nose holes.
Student clubs are always shitholes lol but the people are always happy and having a good time
pretty sure no youtuber has ever said "one thing i've been meaning to tell you about.." and it hasnt been an add xDD
I think I would be very much down for having a dance at that place. not too busy, cheesy music, probably cheapish drinks given where it is, didn't seem like it would take long to get to the bar, clientele didn't seem too lairy. could probably could do with being a bit more busy, but not too much.
Originally voted 2nd worse till the worse one burnt down you know your in for a decent night out then 🤣😂
8:32 - I can’t be the only one thinking has a young al Murray 😂
I see this establishment and raise you Echos in Loughborough
Absolute love your videos newish subscriber here great content top guy and funny 👍😃
Thank you 😊
RIP Klute - closed now apparently
Feta cheese on a pizza, are you sure? It's not even an Italian cheese, mate
I’d love you to go do reviews of 18-30’s destinations like malia, zante and magaluf et al in 2024. Would be great content.
Yeah Magaluf is definitely on the list at some point for a video idea I've got
@@EdChapman23 brilliant, look forward to it 👍
They would probably do better business as a gay club
#Linguine?
not on the menu at spags unfortunately
YES ED NIGHT OUT LETS GOOOOO 🎉❤
Where does batman like to go clubbing? Durham, Durham, Durham durham durham durham durham ddddddurrhammm
Please go to De Vitos Nightclub in Arbroath, Scotland. Then you’ll really see the worst nightclub in Europe
I feel like this club is good for your first one
well done ed another good vid i never though i would hear someone complain there was no shit on the floor lol.
if you think thats the worst you clearly haven't been to Echos in Loughborough, England. Even when they refurbished it they kept the sticky floor and pissed up toilets lol. That was the place to go though ha! Some girl even squatted and did a shit in the middle of the dancefloor. She wasn't even kicked out of the club lol, And if you got stabbed you'd have to walk it off.
I’ve seen far worse clubs
It's shut down since this 😂
Tivoli’s in Rotherham?
Is that how you spell it
What a night that was!
You're doing ever so well. Keep it up
Cheers Gareth!
There’s potential for the place
Gosh is that the talent in Durham 🤢🤢
Genuine question. Why a lemsip before a night out?
Just been pretty ill with flu the last few weeks
ED YOUR SMASHING IT ! content is great keep it up
Cheers!
You need to visit Jesters in southampton, way worse conditions than this place 🤣🤣
It didn’t look that bad really
You should go to vibe
The fact this channel is on 30k is mad. Deserves to be 3 million!
Also, when you entered the club i sensed major Inbetweeners caravan club vibes
Another brilliant video from Ed, nice to see your subscriber count growing
Thank you! :)
Worst dj in europe too it seems
Shut down now lol😅😅
The Lizard in St Andrews is worse.
And the worst part is that it's the only 'nightclub' in the town.
keep it up lad your channel is gorwing insane makin absolute bangers
Cheers!
Middle aged cyclist 😂
Toby looks delighted 😂
European Gash
Did you pull?
Loving this content Ed. Keep it up!
Thanks Michael!
In Aberystwyth there is a pub called Downies that people only go in on nights out the floors is so sticky and in the toilets obviously there is no lock on the cubicle but also there is a missing urinal and people will just pi ss into the hole in the wall, I saw someone wee in the sink once as well and eventually they got a new urinal and the next night the only sink went missing. It's like it's cursed to have something missing. The place in general has good atmosphere though and the best drink they do is called a Gay Admiral.
LOL, Im in Durham next weekend for the Lumiere festival so now I know where not to go :)
😂
😂😂
wow the algorithm really pushing eds videos to me. 57 seconds, 3 views haha!
Hi mate great video like the banter too .... Any chance too a review in Sheffield great city and my home town please and congratulations on nearly 30;000 subscribers totally fully deserved mate 💯🤗
Tbf it doesnt look all that bad. Plymouth has clubs far worse than that. Great video Ed.
😂😂😂 God, your video takes me back to my younger days, P*ssed people, vomit in the loos and cheesy music! Tops!! Thanks again Ed for another hilarious video! Fantastic! 😂😂😂😂
What's the name of Ed's podcast?